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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Tony Erdington on October 21, 2015, 09:45:57 AM

Title: Back to the Villa
Post by: Tony Erdington on October 21, 2015, 09:45:57 AM
its back to the Real Villa Day, when Marty has gone back to 1983 and fixed this paradox universe - Aston Villa have now won the league 15 times since 1983 the European cup 11 times,

Small heath are now playing in the roller ball league Div 2 North

THE WITTON LANE stand is now called the Sir Ron Saunders Stand

Alls right with the World............
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: eamonn on October 21, 2015, 10:51:17 AM
Earth Angel has been adopted as the song the team runs out to and Doc Brown has emerged as the pioneer of Moneyball.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: in exile on October 21, 2015, 12:10:52 PM
WTF?
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Tuscans on October 21, 2015, 12:12:33 PM
WTF?
Back to the Future day my friend.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: in exile on October 21, 2015, 12:14:24 PM
Is it...Do I have to do anything?
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Tony Erdington on October 21, 2015, 12:14:58 PM
in Exile love it -

obviously not a Back to the Future Fan?

Today is the day Marty and Doc went Back to the Future 21st October 2015, simple as that really.(helps loving the Film)

Its just that theres so much doom and gloom on here, I wanted to throw a bit of the "off the wall" stuff in. hope no one minded.

Heavy
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: in exile on October 21, 2015, 12:20:33 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on October 21, 2015, 12:47:47 PM
in Exile love it -

obviously not a Back to the Future Fan?

Today is the day Marty and Doc went Back to the Future 21st October 2015, simple as that really.(helps loving the Film)

Its just that theres so much doom and gloom on here, I wanted to throw a bit of the "off the wall" stuff in. hope no one minded.

Heavy
Not at all TE - in keeping with the BTF theme we're like that family photo of the McFlys where they all start disappearing, I'd like to go back to the day Martin O'Neill joined and start again.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Dave Cooper please on October 21, 2015, 12:58:42 PM
Is it...Do I have to do anything?

You have to pretend to be a sad geek and not realise that it was just a random date depicted in an average film,

Two threads about it on H&V now to go with the endless dribble on Facebook and twitter, I am starting to realise that my virtual friends on the internet are even sadder than I thought.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on October 21, 2015, 01:11:06 PM
Has Michael J Fox died?
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Salsa Party Animal on October 21, 2015, 01:15:06 PM
No today is the day Back to Future time travel from 1985 to 2015 ;) and it is fanstatic Trilogy.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: in exile on October 21, 2015, 01:30:09 PM
Thank God I don't have to do anything...it's not my thing really & I've never seen the film (honestly) 
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Tony Erdington on October 21, 2015, 01:35:54 PM
Has Michael J Fox died?

YOU UNCARING ARCHBISHOP

Make like a tree and leave

Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on October 21, 2015, 01:38:00 PM
Has Michael J Fox died?

YOU UNCARING ARCHBISHOP

Make like a tree and leave



Please don't tell me it's Christopher Lloyd.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Tony Erdington on October 21, 2015, 01:40:02 PM
Has Michael J Fox died?

YOU UNCARING ARCHBISHOP

Make like a tree and leave



Please don't tell me it's Christopher Lloyd.


Swine

 8)
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 21, 2015, 01:40:18 PM
Has Michael J Fox died?

he hasn't been born yet
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: ChicagoLion on October 21, 2015, 01:42:16 PM
 :-[Yawn
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Clark W Griswold on October 21, 2015, 01:57:39 PM
Is it...Do I have to do anything?

You have to pretend to be a sad geek and not realise that it was just a random date depicted in an average film,

Two threads about it on H&V now to go with the endless dribble on Facebook and twitter, I am starting to realise that my virtual friends on the internet are even sadder than I thought.

'Dribble' is what our players need to be doing more rather than passing sideways. I think what you meant was 'Drivel', although for me anyone who dislikes the Back to the Future movies must be culturally retarded :-)
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Richard E on October 21, 2015, 01:59:08 PM
Is it...Do I have to do anything?

You have to pretend to be a sad geek and not realise that it was just a random date depicted in an average film,

Two threads about it on H&V now to go with the endless dribble on Facebook and twitter, I am starting to realise that my virtual friends on the internet are even sadder than I thought.

I've made clear that the next person to post on Facebook about Back To The Future dies.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Tony Erdington on October 21, 2015, 02:01:50 PM
Is it...Do I have to do anything?

You have to pretend to be a sad geek and not realise that it was just a random date depicted in an average film,

Two threads about it on H&V now to go with the endless dribble on Facebook and twitter, I am starting to realise that my virtual friends on the internet are even sadder than I thought.

I've made clear that the next person to post on Facebook about Back To The Future dies.


Ha we'll just go back to the time before and get the feds on to you. Simples
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: simon ward 50 on October 21, 2015, 02:20:35 PM
I see we were 17 in the old Division 1 on the corresponding week in 1985. Behind Oxford Utd if it is any consolation!
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Tony Erdington on October 21, 2015, 02:29:57 PM
I see we were 17 in the old Division 1 on the corresponding week in 1985. Behind Oxford Utd if it is any consolation!

yes but that was because some miscreant got into the delorean and altered the future, weve now been able to go back and correct that.

we won the league :) :)

im starting to think we need atime machine now
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on October 21, 2015, 03:04:59 PM
I see we were 17 in the old Division 1 on the corresponding week in 1985. Behind Oxford Utd if it is any consolation!

Is Robert Maxwell still alive ?
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 21, 2015, 03:21:48 PM
Maxwell and his plan on merging Oxford and Reading to form Thames Valley Warriors or whatever he was going to call them.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 21, 2015, 03:33:35 PM
Maxwell and his plan on merging Oxford and Reading to form Thames Valley Warriors or whatever he was going to call them.

Royals
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: eamonn on October 21, 2015, 04:44:34 PM
Nice nod to Villa/Marty in today's Fiver:

Quote
Meanwhile down at Villa Park, Tactics Tim has been spotted furiously entering into the spirit of the occasion by wearing his sleeveless body warmer, although it may require more than a flux capacitor and 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to jolt his beleaguered team back to something approaching life.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: curiousorange on October 21, 2015, 05:10:30 PM
Tim, make like a tree...and get out of here.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Damo70 on October 21, 2015, 05:27:45 PM
I see we were 17 in the old Division 1 on the corresponding week in 1985. Behind Oxford Utd if it is any consolation!

Is Robert Maxwell still alive ?



I lived in the Canary Islands for a couple of years in the nineties and everybody claimed to know somebody who knew for a fact he was still alive. Most of them actually knew somebody who knew the person who forged the death certificate. I was always quite fascinated by the fact DJ's, barmen and timeshare touts were so much more in the know then the world's press and law enforcement agencies. I was even more fascinated by the that fact most of these people who tended to live an insular life within the British community were all best mates with someone who was best mates with a Spanish/Canarian coroner.



Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: curiousorange on October 21, 2015, 05:56:13 PM
I see we were 17 in the old Division 1 on the corresponding week in 1985. Behind Oxford Utd if it is any consolation!

Is Robert Maxwell still alive ?



I lived in the Canary Islands for a couple of years in the nineties and everybody claimed to know somebody who knew for a fact he was still alive. Most of them actually knew somebody who knew the person who forged the death certificate. I was always quite fascinated by the fact DJ's, barmen and timeshare touts were so much more in the know then the world's press and law enforcement agencies. I was even more fascinated by the that fact most of these people who tended to live an insular life within the British community were all best mates with someone who was best mates with a Spanish/Canarian coroner.

This joke, if you get it, will make you feel very old: "What did Robert Maxwell say when he fell off the boat? Truprint."
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: TheWarlock on October 21, 2015, 06:10:05 PM
I started going down the Villa in 1985 (v Newcastle) - which was the equivalent of turning up late for a party to realise all the food and drink was gone and the girls all paired up :)
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Dave Cooper please on October 22, 2015, 09:53:07 AM
Is it...Do I have to do anything?

You have to pretend to be a sad geek and not realise that it was just a random date depicted in an average film,

Two threads about it on H&V now to go with the endless dribble on Facebook and twitter, I am starting to realise that my virtual friends on the internet are even sadder than I thought.

'Dribble' is what our players need to be doing more rather than passing sideways. I think what you meant was 'Drivel', although for me anyone who dislikes the Back to the Future movies must be culturally retarded :-)

No I meant dribble, my Twitter feed was awash with sputum from everybody who thought they were dead clever by posting the same shit all bloody day.
And I don't dislike the film, it's okay, the first one was quite clever, but the joke and idea had certainly worn thin by the third one.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Damo70 on October 22, 2015, 10:29:40 AM
I started going down the Villa in 1985 (v Newcastle) - which was the equivalent of turning up late for a party to realise all the food and drink was gone and the girls all paired up :)


I started going in 1979 and had six enjoyable years. 1985 to 1987 was grim. 2010 to the present day has been grim too.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: TonyD on October 22, 2015, 11:26:39 AM
Go back to 95 and get Deadly to cough up the extra spondulics for Gazza.
Title: Re: Back to the Villa
Post by: Clark W Griswold on October 22, 2015, 12:59:37 PM
Is it...Do I have to do anything?

You have to pretend to be a sad geek and not realise that it was just a random date depicted in an average film,

Two threads about it on H&V now to go with the endless dribble on Facebook and twitter, I am starting to realise that my virtual friends on the internet are even sadder than I thought.

'Dribble' is what our players need to be doing more rather than passing sideways. I think what you meant was 'Drivel', although for me anyone who dislikes the Back to the Future movies must be culturally retarded :-)

No I meant dribble, my Twitter feed was awash with sputum from everybody who thought they were dead clever by posting the same shit all bloody day.
And I don't dislike the film, it's okay, the first one was quite clever, but the joke and idea had certainly worn thin by the third one.

Yeah I wouldn't disagree. The first was excellent and the second was really good until the last half hour which was a rather dull mess. The third was ok but a bit twee and less memorable.
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