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Title: Brits abroad
Post by: Hillbilly on August 04, 2015, 06:20:49 AM
We have three British players in the senior squad, Richards, Hutton and Cole who have played in the other big European leagues (not that it means anything). Given the rarity of such players, can anyone confirm that we have pretty much cornered this niche market?
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Damo70 on August 04, 2015, 06:58:34 AM
Whenever the subject of British footballers playing abroad comes up I recall how amusing it was as a school kid when Ian Wallace joined a French club called 'Brest'.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Clampy on August 04, 2015, 07:06:06 AM
The title of this thread sounds like one of those naff programmes off Channel 5.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Damo70 on August 04, 2015, 07:17:41 AM
I watched a bit of one of those type shows a few years back. A Brit couple bought  a little bar in France. It was in a very quiet and insular French town with no tourists or English speaking residents, they didn't speak a word of French and they had never even worked in the pub trade, let alone run one. They seemed surprised that things didn't work out.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: PeterWithe on August 04, 2015, 01:29:39 PM
I watched a bit of one of those type shows a few years back. A Brit couple bought  a little bar in France. It was in a very quiet and insular French town with no tourists or English speaking residents, they didn't speak a word of French and they had never even worked in the pub trade, let alone run one. They seemed surprised that things didn't work out.

My mate opened one in Nuneaton and much the same problems.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Villa in Denmark on August 04, 2015, 03:16:31 PM
I watched a bit of one of those type shows a few years back. A Brit couple bought  a little bar in France. It was in a very quiet and insular French town with no tourists or English speaking residents, they didn't speak a word of French and they had never even worked in the pub trade, let alone run one. They seemed surprised that things didn't work out.

My mate opened one in Nuneaton and much the same problems.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: waynejames on August 04, 2015, 11:27:06 PM
I'm cried with laughter reading the above post!
Funny as feck.......
Nuneaton is full of funny onions, they call a cob a batch for starters.
'Beduth' or Bedrock as the locals call it, is even less civilised than Nuneaton.
Bless em all.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 04, 2015, 11:35:20 PM
Nuneaton is full of funny onions, they call a cob a batch for starters.

Finding out what the locals call various types of bread-based product is always a very good litmus test as to how fucked up they are.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Bad English on August 04, 2015, 11:43:36 PM
Here in France it is "What do you call a half-litre of beer?" Depending on the origin of your interlocutor or your geographical position, it may be one of:

- un 50 centilitres
- un distingué
- un sérieux
- un baron
- or mime the size of a big beer glass with your hands.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: silhillvilla on August 04, 2015, 11:44:27 PM
I always think of Ian Rush and that painful year at juventus for some reason.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: dave.woodhall on August 04, 2015, 11:57:55 PM
Nuneaton is full of funny onions, they call a cob a batch for starters.

Finding out what the locals call various types of bread-based product is always a very good litmus test as to how fucked up they are.

They're called cobs in Tipton.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: silhillvilla on August 05, 2015, 12:13:34 AM
Baps down our way
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Louzie0 on August 05, 2015, 12:33:13 AM
Round here, if it's smaller than a loaf and isn't a cake of some description, it is called a raowl.

Anything. Seedy, soft, crusty, pastry with fillin',bread plaits, turnovers, lattices wiv veg, it's a raowl.

(The sole exception is the pasty, the like of which has never been seen anywhere near Cornwall.)
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: waynejames on August 05, 2015, 02:07:00 AM
Cobs all day long, nice and simple.
Bread Roll if your super sensible.
Batch if you're trying too hard to be something your not.
Like a batch
It's a Cob
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on August 05, 2015, 08:41:16 AM
According to family in Leicester, cob if it's crusty, bap if it's soft.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Clampy on August 05, 2015, 08:46:33 AM
I do recommened the crusty cobs from West Brom indoor market. It's the only thing worth going to West Brom for.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Pat McMahon on August 05, 2015, 01:19:43 PM
Here in France it is "What do you call a half-litre of beer?" Depending on the origin of your interlocutor or your geographical position, it may be one of:

- un 50 centilitres
- un distingué
- un sérieux
- un baron
- or mime the size of a big beer glass with your hands.



Une pinte for me in Paris.

I used to frequent a bar as a student where the "serieux" was a litre.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: bertlambshank on August 05, 2015, 04:03:45 PM
Nuneaton's food of choice is a faggot and pea batch.You need 6 fingers and toes to eat the fucker.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Dave Cooper please on August 05, 2015, 04:32:55 PM
Nuneaton's food of choice is a faggot and pea batch.You need 6 fingers and toes to eat the fucker.

I'm not doing myself any favours by saying that I bloody love them am I?
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Villa in Denmark on August 05, 2015, 04:37:58 PM
Nuneaton's food of choice is a faggot and pea batch.You need 6 fingers and toes to eat the fucker.

I'm not doing myself any favours by saying that I bloody love them am I?
Real ale - check
Non league football - check.

I think we's disappointed if you didn't😉

I must confess, I thought it was something that Mr Underhill had dreamt up until you said that.

Still, can't be any worse than the curried herrings they serve over here as part of an acceptable lunch.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Dave Cooper please on August 05, 2015, 04:45:26 PM
Quite fancy the sound of curried herrings as well.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on August 05, 2015, 06:36:39 PM
Faggot and pea batches are wonderful...especially with HP sauce.

It's still COB though.
Crusty cobs are crusty.
Soft cobs are soft.

Cob.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: bertlambshank on August 05, 2015, 06:39:49 PM
It has to be Chop brown sauce on a faggot and pea batch.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on August 05, 2015, 06:51:06 PM
Never heard of it.

Must be some inferior gunge from up north or down south.
;-)
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Madferret62 on August 05, 2015, 06:55:09 PM
Stotties in the North East
Oven Bottoms in Lancashire
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Pat McMahon on August 05, 2015, 08:10:34 PM
Stotties in the North East
Oven Bottoms in Lancashire

Bread cakes in Sheffield.

Only crusty rolls can be cobs though, never soft rolls. Rules is rules. If we didn't have rules where would we be?
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: in exile on August 05, 2015, 08:20:45 PM
Stotties in the North East
Oven Bottoms in Lancashire

Bread cakes in Sheffield.

Only crusty rolls can be cobs though, never soft rolls. Rules is rules. If we didn't have rules where would we be?
France  :D
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Villa in Denmark on August 05, 2015, 08:28:29 PM
Stotties in the North East
Oven Bottoms in Lancashire


If memory serves stotties are a bit of a different beast.
I'm sure that a full stottie was about the size of large frisbee and could be ordered as a quarter, half or full stottie.
If it's the same thing I'm thinking off, I once had a breakfast half stottie somewhere around Byker/Wallsend.
1 sausage halved length ways, 2 rashers of bacon, a fried egg, a spoonful of beans and a spoonful of mushrooms crammed into this half stottie that had been opened up like a pitta bread.

Could barely walk afterwards.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: robbo1874 on August 06, 2015, 08:02:50 AM
I'm cried with laughter reading the above post!
Funny as feck.......
Nuneaton is full of funny onions, they call a cob a batch for starters.
'Beduth' or Bedrock as the locals call it, is even less civilised than Nuneaton.
Bless em all.
nuneaton not civilised? You never had a faggot and mushy pea batch from Jim's in town?
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2015, 09:59:33 AM
Stotties in the North East
Oven Bottoms in Lancashire

A barm cake is the more usual term for a bread roll in Lancashire.  Barm being an Old English word for yeast.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: dcdavecollett on August 07, 2015, 06:30:23 PM
So what's a roll, then?
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: bob on August 07, 2015, 07:27:06 PM
I'm from Nuneaton!
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: bob on August 07, 2015, 07:28:37 PM
I've never eaten a faggot and pea batch, but I'll admit it sounds nice.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: oldtimernow on August 07, 2015, 07:36:59 PM
Would that be mushy peas and brown sauce too?

Would prefer garden peas myself
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: thick_mike on August 07, 2015, 07:38:12 PM
According to family in Leicester, cob if it's crusty, bap if it's soft.

This ^^^^^

And I'm from Smerrick!
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Villan For Life on August 07, 2015, 07:47:56 PM
The Lych Gate pub in the centre of Wolves sells cheese and black pudding crusty cobs for 50p. So cheap and very tasty.
Title: Re: Brits abroad
Post by: Stirchley Villain on August 07, 2015, 08:07:53 PM
The Lych Gate pub in the centre of Wolves sells cheese and black pudding crusty cobs for 50p. So cheap and very tasty.

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