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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Desi on July 11, 2015, 07:42:23 AM

Title: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Desi on July 11, 2015, 07:42:23 AM
“I love the club. I love being here. This is my club.”

And another!

"I am a loyal person and committing my future will hopefully show everybody what type of guy I am."

Conveniently forgetting to mention that he/his agent had negotiated (insisted on!) a get out clause with an 8 million 'trigger'!



Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Walmley_Villa on July 11, 2015, 08:09:35 AM
How about "Yes, we know what type of guy you are"
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 11, 2015, 08:14:26 AM
Fucking Hell, enough with the banners already!
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Jon Crofts on July 11, 2015, 09:14:11 AM
Never Mind The Loyalty.

Here's The Lying C**t
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Richard E on July 11, 2015, 09:15:23 AM
I don't think we should dignify him with a banner. He is dead to us.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: exigo on July 11, 2015, 10:25:34 AM
40,000 pound signs should do it.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Ads on July 11, 2015, 10:26:58 AM
No banners just a few songs about splinters in his arse will suffice. If Gueye could snap the bandy legged twat in half, that would be nice.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on July 11, 2015, 10:29:45 AM
Pride of Bradford.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: peter w on July 11, 2015, 10:41:02 AM
'Pop Goes The Weasel'

Works better if he's just got injured
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: CJ on July 11, 2015, 10:43:52 AM
Won't need to bother with one for 7th November - wait for the League Cup dates instead
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Damo70 on July 11, 2015, 10:48:08 AM
This thread has disappointed me. I thought everyone was planning a banner to celebrate my birthday on the 9th.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Chris Jameson on July 11, 2015, 11:14:02 AM
Never mind the scab
Here's the Damo70 birthday
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: silhillvilla on July 11, 2015, 11:18:18 AM
Delphi a PHD of Lie
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Tony Erdington on July 11, 2015, 11:23:32 AM
Delphi a PHD of Lie

like it.

but I don't think he'll be playing.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Pete3206 on July 11, 2015, 11:27:13 AM
He'll probably on loan at Norwich or some such outfit.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: nigel on July 11, 2015, 01:36:44 PM
Has he signed yet?
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: wozwebs on July 11, 2015, 01:38:59 PM
Yes, enough with the banners. We'll end up like Newcastle
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: postal on July 11, 2015, 04:18:35 PM
Yes, enough with the banners. We'll end up like Newcastle

Yep, it'll more telling if we just ignore him, as why should we bother with him, when he couldn't actually give a real damn about the club.

And I know players move on, but rarely after what he said.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: lennythekad on July 11, 2015, 04:28:47 PM
How about "Glad you stayed"?
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: mattjpa on July 11, 2015, 05:08:34 PM
Fabian Delph. Captain, leader, one of us 😘
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: postal on July 11, 2015, 05:19:25 PM
Mhh, I suppose it'd the wait until a picture of a player (joining or leaving) in the team shirt before we believe the papers.  :-[

Good to have him still here.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: nigel on July 11, 2015, 05:19:53 PM
Has he signed yet?
No, I didn't think so!
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: nigel on July 11, 2015, 05:21:54 PM
How about
'Sorry some of us doubted you. How much humble pie shall we eat?'
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Tony Erdington on July 11, 2015, 06:31:33 PM
MONEY CANT BUY YOU LOVE
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Smirker on July 11, 2015, 06:32:17 PM
Fabian Delph. Captain, leader, one of us 😘

This.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Desi on July 12, 2015, 03:50:16 AM
Still applicable! (But for a different reason).

“I love the club. I love being here. This is my club.”

And another!

"I am a loyal person and committing my future will hopefully show everybody what type of guy I am."


Apologies, Fabien, for ever doubting you. ;)
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Russ aka Big Nose on July 12, 2015, 03:48:04 PM
MONEY CANT BUY YOU LOVE

This. Though slightly changed, given I am bit of a grammar pedant.

Money can't buy you love.

Whoever does the music selection should also play it before kick-off and at half-time. I know these days there is other half-time 'entertainment' but they should make an exception when we play Citah.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: clash city rocker on July 12, 2015, 06:54:23 PM
Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you before the Arabs bought you,
Where were you when Delph said claret and blue.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Jimbo on July 12, 2015, 07:08:43 PM
"Welcome back, Fabian."
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: robbo1874 on July 12, 2015, 11:42:19 PM
Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you before the Arabs bought you,
Where were you when Delph said claret and blue.
think that needs a little work, nice sentiments though.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: exigo on July 17, 2015, 10:43:09 PM
Loser. Liar. Judas.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Des Little on July 17, 2015, 10:45:20 PM
Liar
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Grande Pablo on July 17, 2015, 10:45:40 PM
It'll need to go in the Doug Ellis for him to see it from the bench, or indeed behind it.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: silhillvilla on July 17, 2015, 10:46:50 PM
Delphi a PHD of Lie
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Des Little on July 17, 2015, 10:48:37 PM
Winker - Wanker
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: villalion on July 17, 2015, 10:48:50 PM
Fuck the fucker
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: silhillvilla on July 17, 2015, 10:49:28 PM
It'll need to go in the Doug Ellis for him to see it from the bench, or indeed behind it.
We should hire a plane
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: amfy on July 17, 2015, 10:50:48 PM
We're not fickle.
You are
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: dave.woodhall on July 17, 2015, 10:51:44 PM
No banner, no chanting, nothing. Ignore the ******.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: OzVilla on July 17, 2015, 10:52:06 PM
How about, "We're not fickle but you clearly are you c***."
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on July 17, 2015, 10:52:46 PM
We don't need to do any of that. Doing well in the league will be enough for me.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on July 17, 2015, 10:56:59 PM
I don't want any ridonculous pound signs or crap like that.  I want sheer old fashioned venom.  And I want Idrissa to do him in the 18th minute.  Number 18 carried off in the 18th.  The despicable Cnut.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: exigo on July 17, 2015, 10:57:18 PM
It'll need to go in the Doug Ellis for him to see it from the bench, or indeed behind it.

We'll need to fly a banner over Manchester. That's as close to the game as the ****** will get.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: OCD on July 17, 2015, 11:03:33 PM
At this rate Villa Park will look like it's hosting a WWE Event.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: adrenachrome on July 17, 2015, 11:27:07 PM
A song for Delph.

Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Do u want 2bet against us on July 17, 2015, 11:42:34 PM
Ian Delph - there's nothing fab about him
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: DaventryVillain on July 18, 2015, 12:01:56 AM
No banner, no chanting, nothing. Ignore the c***.

spot on

we should do absolutely nothing, he thinks nothing of us so we should think nothing of him. when he comes on as a sub he should be greeted by total silence. after couple of minutes it should be full on Villa songs, everyone up and giving it full knacker, but all pro Villa, no anti Delph
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Wiggz on July 18, 2015, 12:27:03 AM
Guys...with all due respect, it's not like he's murdered a member of your family. He's simply changed jobs. Yes it's hurtful, and he might have been a bit of a dick about doing it, but hanging banners or burning shirts of his name are a little drastic no?
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Drummond on July 18, 2015, 12:42:57 AM
Surely we can be bigger? I'd far rather we sang songs about our own, made banners about our own, and used our energy positively.

The twat.

We should make him see what he's missing, not why he left.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Lastfootstamper on July 18, 2015, 12:43:27 AM
A song for Delph.



Or....
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Desi on July 18, 2015, 02:53:06 AM
Apologies, Fabien, for ever doubting you.

Apology withdrawn, Fabien, for ever believing you!
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 18, 2015, 05:58:17 PM
Maybe we can create a t-shirt. Delph's head on the body of a snake
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: nigel on July 18, 2015, 06:57:31 PM
No banner, no chanting, nothing. Ignore the c***.

Agree.
It would be good if, as a collective, we all just turned our backs on him.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: old man villa fan on July 18, 2015, 07:04:31 PM
Rather than banners, I think something else would be better.  As the players are warming up (assuming Delph is one of them), the club should play that video.  That would get the crowd going!!
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: CT on July 18, 2015, 07:05:59 PM
Rather than banners, I think something else would be better.  As the players are warming up (assuming Delph is one of them), the club should play that video.  That would get the crowd going!!

Now, I like that!!
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: john2710 on July 18, 2015, 07:11:23 PM
No banner, no chanting, nothing. Ignore the c***.

Is the correct answer, I wouldn't give the f**ker the time of day.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: peter w on July 19, 2015, 01:15:26 AM
Sod the banner just make the atmosphere exactly the same as Barry faced on his first return.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: villan from luton on July 19, 2015, 02:00:16 AM
Love the video idea but aint going to happen.

If, and that is a big if, Judas is playing in that game, I think we have every right to have a go at his every touch. I think of Mortimer and Cowans, is he in their class, is he heck
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Legion on July 19, 2015, 06:11:38 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: CT on July 19, 2015, 06:21:29 PM
 :'(When Dwight came back with Man U for the first time, he was clearly affected by the reception he got that day.

I saw a side of him I'd never seen in his years here.

Although on the 7th I guess we'll only be able to affect Delph warming up on the sidelines.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: mattjpa on July 19, 2015, 06:28:31 PM
Guys...with all due respect, it's not like he's murdered a member of your family. He's simply changed jobs. Yes it's hurtful, and he might have been a bit of a dick about doing it, but hanging banners or burning shirts of his name are a little drastic no?
Wiggz....with all due respect, bore off. It's not real life! It's a release from the important things - family, mortgages, bills etc.
 no different from crying at a movie or hating an evil character in a TV show.
People to genuinely hate in this pretend world don't come around too often, Indulge yourself a little!
Now, where's my pitchfork....
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Witton Warrior on July 19, 2015, 09:41:54 PM
Guys...with all due respect, it's not like he's murdered a member of your family. He's simply changed jobs. Yes it's hurtful, and he might have been a bit of a dick about doing it, but hanging banners or burning shirts of his name are a little drastic no?
Wiggz....with all due respect, bore off. It's not real life! It's a release from the important things - family, mortgages, bills etc.
 no different from crying at a movie or hating an evil character in a TV show.
People to genuinely hate in this pretend world don't come around too often, Indulge yourself a little!
Now, where's my pitchfork....

100% mattjpa - it's a pantomime we all join in with
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: ez on July 19, 2015, 10:12:28 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

HISSSSSSSSSSSS. Like snakes you see.
Title: Re: A Banner for the home game on 7th November!
Post by: Leighton on July 19, 2015, 11:47:11 PM
Steve Hodge.
David O'Dreary.
Fabian Delph.

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