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Title: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on May 27, 2015, 04:16:48 PM
Has this been posted already?

Never mind Lawro's predictions

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/psychic-penguins-have-made-their-pick-for-arsenal-vs-aston-villa-in-the-fa-cup-final-10278258.html

wrong thread, meant to post this on the main one
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 27, 2015, 04:27:07 PM
Moved it for you. And at first glance I thought it said "psychotic penguins" which I liked the idea of.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Legion on May 27, 2015, 06:15:54 PM
Love it.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Malandro on May 27, 2015, 06:26:40 PM
Hopefully cat guy doesn't have a grudge against penguins.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 27, 2015, 06:30:30 PM
Having lived in Pittsburgh for 3 years in the mid 90's I love Penguins. It's our year!!
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: olaftab on May 27, 2015, 06:32:50 PM
I have never liked penguins since the kit worn by Small Heath but as I am fickle I now love them.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Clampy on May 27, 2015, 06:46:39 PM
I don't mind penguins. The Penquin biscuit however are horrible. I've nothing more to add to the debate.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 28, 2015, 01:03:18 AM
I don't mind penguins. The Penquin biscuit however are horrible. I've nothing more to add to the debate.

yes, they were quite shit. It had the weirdest texture to it too. It wasn't a proper crunch. I thought the Club bars were crap too while we're at it.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 28, 2015, 01:40:14 AM
Purple Club biscuits are ace.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: usav on May 28, 2015, 03:52:09 AM
Penguin bars are ace!  Purple clubs awful (see also anything "fruit and nut").   

The real winner is viscount biscuits,  green obviously.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on May 28, 2015, 04:21:16 PM
Penguins are one of my favourite animals.

Penguin biscuits are lame.

Purple clubs, why the f**k you putting fruit and nuts in my chocolate man?
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Brend'Watkins on May 28, 2015, 04:27:24 PM
If we win the cup I shall visit the sea life center for the first time in over 15 years to personally thank each and every penguin for their prediction. 

I think it should be an H&V day out.  We could probably get school rates.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Eckybloke on May 28, 2015, 04:35:36 PM
I prefer fruit and nut cadburys to plain old stuff so I can live with the purple club.  I liked Trios as well.  I do find penguins pointless though and even the mint variation is pretty minging.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: curiousorange on May 28, 2015, 04:38:34 PM
Not to put a dampener on wildlife based speculation, but I'm sure the meerkats at West Midlands Safari Park said we'd beat the Noses in that League Cup match.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Tugby Villain on May 28, 2015, 04:42:38 PM
What's wrong with fruit in chocolate?  Lay off the fruits!
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: peter w on May 28, 2015, 06:41:41 PM
I played for Cabury. They had the coolest purple kit EVER. The smell was en-nauseating however...
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: LeeS on May 28, 2015, 07:05:19 PM
There are no nuts in a purple club. Jeez
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Risso on May 28, 2015, 07:30:48 PM
There are no nuts in a purple club. Jeez

Was just going to say that, the massive plebs.  They were quite clearly just labelled as 'fruit'.

United biscuits were nice, shame about the name though.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Dave Cooper please on May 28, 2015, 10:29:01 PM
I played for Cabury. They had the coolest purple kit EVER. The smell was en-nauseating however...

I scored one of my very rare goals at their ground playing for Polesworth North Warwick against Cadbury Reserves.
Bullet header from a corner.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: adrenachrome on May 28, 2015, 11:49:36 PM
I played for Cabury. They had the coolest purple kit EVER. The smell was en-nauseating however...

Were these Cabury characters olfactorily challenged Prince fans by any chance? And what did you play for them? One hopes that there was adequate remunerative reward.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on May 28, 2015, 11:59:07 PM
There are no nuts in a purple club. Jeez

Shit... well my stance stays the same. I don't want fruit touching chocolate under any circumstance.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: thegreatdane on May 29, 2015, 12:14:14 PM
These penguins have any background in sporting predictions?
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on May 29, 2015, 12:34:32 PM
Looks like penguins are pretty good at the predictions lark.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: martin o`who?? on June 01, 2015, 01:42:23 PM
That went well then.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 01, 2015, 02:02:06 PM
Fuck you, you lying bastard penguins
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 01, 2015, 03:08:37 PM
Penguin wankers.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: AV82EC on June 01, 2015, 03:19:23 PM
As per the Al Murray gag I hope they get boiled down to make Guiness.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 01, 2015, 03:26:44 PM
Fuck you, you lying bastard penguins

How's the Hamilton household?  Have you been avoiding the missus since Saturday evening?
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 01, 2015, 03:27:27 PM
Throw a Leopard Seal into their pond, that'll teach them.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Axl Rose on June 01, 2015, 03:29:37 PM
Penguin bars are ace!  Purple clubs awful (see also anything "fruit and nut").   

The real winner is viscount biscuits,  green obviously.

I think a Gold Bar wins the day.

Fuck those penguins.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 01, 2015, 03:33:30 PM
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Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Richard E on June 01, 2015, 03:40:24 PM
This recipe apparently works especially well with "psychic" ones:-

http://www.thenonreview.com/2012/12/favorite-holiday-recipes-oven-roasted.html
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Mossie Hennebry on June 01, 2015, 05:10:05 PM
Is this the psychic prediction that this guy lost his house on:

http://bit.ly/1FpltV8
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 01, 2015, 05:42:09 PM
Is this the psychic prediction that this guy lost his house on:

http://bit.ly/1FpltV8

They ran a story, albeit a minor one on the basis of a single tweet on twatter?
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Malandro on June 01, 2015, 05:42:26 PM
Fuck the fucking flightless fuckers
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: martin o`who?? on June 01, 2015, 08:15:16 PM
(http://thumbsnap.com/s/hOoW9Kg7.jpg)[/url]
Thats it - lash out at poor defenceless animals (funny though) "tiny eyes where a soul used to be" - priceless, these are the emotions of a wounded man!!!!.....lmfao
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: martin o`who?? on June 01, 2015, 08:22:41 PM
These penguins have any background in sporting predictions?
Apparently no, but they do have a very impressive record in Latvian council elections so I'm told.
Title: Re: Pyschic Penguins Choose Villa for the Cup
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on June 01, 2015, 11:56:11 PM
Penguins = bastards. If they were psychic then they would know when there's a seal creeping up behind their back doors.
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