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Title: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 14, 2015, 11:45:43 AM: Here's my effort........
GERRARD MAULED BY LIONS.
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Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 14, 2015, 11:49:04 AM: Red, Red Whine.
(Gerrard complains about penalty decision)

Stevie Gee's cup of misery.
(Benteke bashes Liverpool out of cup)

Tears Of A Clown
or
Oops He Did It Again.
(comedy slip deprives Gerrard again.)

Lions Leading Donkeys

Ronettes In Top Tune.
(Vlaar thunderbolt sees Villa in final)

Sheer-wood.
(Villa's Sexy Football Lifts Brummies Into Final)

Gabby Ab-gone-lahor
(Villa Striker Steals Victory From Stevie Gee).
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Post by: TopDeck113 on April 14, 2015, 11:50:35 AM: STERLING SCORES BUT VILLA HAVE THE LAST LAUGH
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Post by: curiousorange on April 14, 2015, 11:50:43 AM: Above a picture of a weeping Stevie G: 'HE'S BIG AND HE'S NOT SO HARD'
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Post by: SheffieldVillain on April 14, 2015, 11:51:16 AM: Who's laughing now Raheem?

or

Sterling out of laughs as Gerrard runs out of gas
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Post by: curiousorange on April 14, 2015, 11:51:57 AM: RODGERS AND OUT
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Post by: Villan For Life on April 14, 2015, 11:52:56 AM: Villa spoil a grateful nation's fond farewell to a loyal servant
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Post by: mrastonvilla on April 14, 2015, 11:54:05 AM: Aston Villa V's Reading in Cup Final
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Post by: bertlambshank on April 14, 2015, 11:54:41 AM: Tears of a clown as Stevie G slips again!
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Post by: Chris Jameson on April 14, 2015, 11:58:47 AM: NOT SO CLEVERLEY FOR GERRARD AS HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY IS CANCELLED

Just 2 minutes after coming on as a late substitute a clearly fired up Gerrard lunged at Tom Cleverley to concede a last minute penalty to hand victory to Villa who had fought back from 2-0 down to draw level. Benteke converted the penalty to complete his hat trick as Gerrard trudged off down the tunnel after being shown a red card.
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Post by: Dr Butler on April 14, 2015, 11:59:12 AM: Kop that Gerrard !!

UTV
The Doc
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Post by: curiousorange on April 14, 2015, 12:02:03 PM: As a jubilant Villa side chair Benteke off the pitch past a disconsolate Gerrard: A NATION SAYS THANKS
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Post by: Damo70 on April 14, 2015, 12:03:18 PM: STEVIE OG AS HE SAYS BYE TO WEMBLEY

STEVIE FEELS BLUE ON WEMBLEY ADIEU

BRENDAN GETS RODGERED BY THE VILLA
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 14, 2015, 12:06:25 PM: Dippers Binned.
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on April 14, 2015, 12:07:44 PM: Gerrard in night club fracas.

No Sterling Silver for Raheem.
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Post by: Damo70 on April 14, 2015, 12:18:04 PM: SHOCK AS SCOUSERS HAVE THEIR POCKETS PICKED BY VILLA

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN AND CONCENTRATE ON THE LEAGUE
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Post by: brian green on April 14, 2015, 12:26:39 PM: Tek That!
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Post by: German James on April 14, 2015, 12:33:12 PM: Second Minute Penalty Kick Starts Villa Goal Bonanza!

- Gerrard's red card fastest in FA Cup history!
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Post by: Des Little on April 14, 2015, 12:35:21 PM: 'Des Little doesn't lose or break his phone when pissed'
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Post by: curiousorange on April 14, 2015, 12:37:30 PM: Any of the following will suffice:

SMASH AND GAB
CLEVER BOY
VILLA HEADING BAC TO WEMBLEY
DEL-IGHTED
SHER JOY
WEI I ADIO, WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP
Title: Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
Post by: Damo70 on April 14, 2015, 12:38:49 PM: LIONS GIVE LIVERPOOL THE BIRD AS CHRISTIAN TEKES THE PISS
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Post by: Des Little on April 14, 2015, 12:42:06 PM: FA DEMAND REPLAY AFTER VILLA'S 8th GOAL QUESTIONED BY GERRARD
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Post by: Richard E on April 14, 2015, 12:57:38 PM: THIRTY SEVENTH HEAVEN - VILLA BEAT ARBROATH GOAL BONANZA RECORD IN FA CUP SCORCHER!
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 14, 2015, 01:04:31 PM: "TERROR AS PRIME MINISTER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS - RESULTING CLOUD SPREADS WEASEL FAT OVER TEN MILE RADIUS"
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Post by: martin o`who?? on April 14, 2015, 01:06:42 PM: Gerrards path to Final blocked by Magnificent Villa Calls for Rodgers head after 5-goal mauling.
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Post by: curiousorange on April 14, 2015, 01:08:28 PM: NO SURPRISE AS LIVERPOOL STRIKER SPENDS GAME IN VILLA MAN'S POCKET.
Title: Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
Post by: martin o`who?? on April 14, 2015, 01:10:41 PM: Quote from: pauliewalnuts on April 14, 2015, 01:04:31 PM
"TERROR AS PRIME MINISTER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS - RESULTING CLOUD SPREADS WEASEL FAT OVER TEN MILE RADIUS"
Which has to do with what, exactly??..
Title: Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
Post by: Richard E on April 14, 2015, 01:13:03 PM: Quote from: martin o`who?? on April 14, 2015, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: pauliewalnuts on April 14, 2015, 01:04:31 PM
"TERROR AS PRIME MINISTER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS - RESULTING CLOUD SPREADS WEASEL FAT OVER TEN MILE RADIUS"
Which has to do with what, exactly??..

Its a headline he'd like to see on Sunday night...
Title: Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
Post by: Damo70 on April 14, 2015, 01:13:50 PM: VILLA 10 LIVERPOOL 4 - RODGERS AND OUT
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 14, 2015, 01:14:03 PM: Quote from: martin o`who?? on April 14, 2015, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: pauliewalnuts on April 14, 2015, 01:04:31 PM
"TERROR AS PRIME MINISTER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS - RESULTING CLOUD SPREADS WEASEL FAT OVER TEN MILE RADIUS"
Which has to do with what, exactly??..
The fact that he's our bestest fan.
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 01:19:59 PM: Benteke 5 Liverpool 0
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Post by: Damo70 on April 14, 2015, 01:24:56 PM: Quote from: Richard E on April 14, 2015, 01:13:03 PM
Quote from: martin o`who?? on April 14, 2015, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: pauliewalnuts on April 14, 2015, 01:04:31 PM
"TERROR AS PRIME MINISTER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS - RESULTING CLOUD SPREADS WEASEL FAT OVER TEN MILE RADIUS"
Which has to do with what, exactly??..

Its a headline he'd like to see on Sunday night...

If we are picking front page headlines as well as back I will go for MIDLANDS MYSTERY MAN IN GIRLS ALOUD GANGBANG SEXTAPE KNOWN AS DAMO.
'But Handsome Stud Says "I Didn't Touch The Ginger One"!'

Cheryl says "He was the best I've ever had. Even if he did keep his Villa top on".
Title: Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 14, 2015, 01:34:47 PM: Quote from: Damo70 on April 14, 2015, 01:24:56 PM
Quote from: Richard E on April 14, 2015, 01:13:03 PM
Quote from: martin o`who?? on April 14, 2015, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: pauliewalnuts on April 14, 2015, 01:04:31 PM
"TERROR AS PRIME MINISTER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS - RESULTING CLOUD SPREADS WEASEL FAT OVER TEN MILE RADIUS"
Which has to do with what, exactly??..

Its a headline he'd like to see on Sunday night...

If we are picking front page headlines as well as back I will go for MIDLANDS MYSTERY MAN IN GIRLS ALOUD GANGBANG SEXTAPE KNOWN AS DAMO.
'But Handsome Stud Says "I Didn't Touch The Ginger One"!'

Cheryl says "He was the best I've ever had. Even if he did keep his Villa top on".
Never had you down as a David Mellor type of lover Damo.
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Post by: myf on April 14, 2015, 01:39:08 PM: Gerrard own goal off arse puts Villa through
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 01:40:52 PM: Happy birthday you ******!
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Post by: manic-road on April 14, 2015, 01:43:03 PM: From high to low for Sterling.
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Post by: papa lazarou on April 14, 2015, 01:47:48 PM: Nelson Mandella, Angelina Jolie, Samuel L Jackson, Dr Dre, Cilla Black, Mike Myers, Joss Stone, Pope John Paul II

YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING

(All of the above are BIG Liverpool fans don't you know)
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Post by: DeKuip on April 14, 2015, 01:51:04 PM: Dream final for the Knight family!
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Post by: joe_c on April 14, 2015, 02:24:02 PM: Russia Elects Cobweb
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Post by: MONCABA on April 14, 2015, 02:26:20 PM: So Reading will be facing Aston Villa in the FA cup final.
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Post by: Jon Crofts on April 14, 2015, 02:29:38 PM: Delph delights in Kop misery.

Big Ben Bashes Reds

Great Scott Sinks Scousers
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Post by: Chris Jameson on April 14, 2015, 02:34:21 PM: LOTTERY WINNER JAMESON SPOTTED CELEBRATING VILLA WIN WITH ALEX POLIZZI.
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Post by: simon ward 50 on April 14, 2015, 02:43:18 PM: With apologies to my son's favourite Scottish team:

SUPERVILLAGOBALLISTICGERRARDWASATROCIOUS!
Title: Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 14, 2015, 02:45:19 PM: Quote from: martin o`who?? on April 14, 2015, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: pauliewalnuts on April 14, 2015, 01:04:31 PM
"TERROR AS PRIME MINISTER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS - RESULTING CLOUD SPREADS WEASEL FAT OVER TEN MILE RADIUS"
Which has to do with what, exactly??..

With it being a joke.
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Post by: Risso on April 14, 2015, 02:53:17 PM: edit
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 02:54:20 PM: Quote from: Risso on April 14, 2015, 02:53:17 PM
Cilla Black, Jimmy Tarbuck,

JFK blown away, what else do I have to say.
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Post by: Steve R on April 14, 2015, 03:10:36 PM: Pensioner wins lottery, shags Angelina Jolie

Sport : Liverpool Humbled
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 14, 2015, 03:31:41 PM: It’s a Villa thriller as villa progress and Gerrard and Sterling are a blubbing mess

An illegal high is all Sterling is going to get as Sunday is a day to regret.

Steevie G leaves to go to America with no final farewell.
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Post by: LTA on April 14, 2015, 03:33:22 PM: Stevie G dream crushed by selfish Villa
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Post by: Richard E on April 14, 2015, 03:34:56 PM: Villa awarded FA Cup by walkover as Reading withdraw.
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Post by: not3bad on April 14, 2015, 03:35:51 PM: Stevie's Tears
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Post by: dave.woodhall on April 14, 2015, 03:36:06 PM: New billionaire buys private jet to celebrate team's win and successful flotation of publishing empire.
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Post by: Dr Butler on April 14, 2015, 03:46:27 PM: Stevie's birthday dream crushed by those dirty Villa bastards...

UTV
The Doc
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Post by: rob_bridge on April 14, 2015, 03:47:30 PM: Delph Double Sinks Pool
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on April 14, 2015, 03:57:06 PM: Double delight for Villa Fan as he successfully invents Perpetual Motion and his team reaches FA Cup final.

Financial News: Oil shares drop to all time low amid fears of new technology taking over.
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Post by: Damo70 on April 14, 2015, 03:59:24 PM: SUPER VILLA GO BALLISTIC, LIVERPOOL ARE TROPHYLESS
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Post by: Richard E on April 14, 2015, 04:03:37 PM: BILL GATES SEES HIS ASTON VILLA SIDE BEAT THE BHATTI BROTHERS' LIVERPOOL.

Mixed fortunes for the two clubs' new owners in Wembley showpiece.
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Post by: Damo70 on April 14, 2015, 04:08:35 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 01:40:52 PM
Happy birthday you c***!

VILLA BLOW OUT GERRARDS CANDLES
Title: Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 14, 2015, 04:12:29 PM: NIA hosting of this years month long World Nymphomaniac Convention to be brought forward so as not to clash with Villa civic reception.
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Post by: joe_c on April 14, 2015, 04:38:52 PM: NO MERSEY
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Post by: mr underhill on April 14, 2015, 04:43:58 PM: ferry good!
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 05:03:16 PM: Aston Thriller!

You always know we've had a great win when that gets used.
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Post by: montague on April 14, 2015, 05:10:09 PM: Villa stun Kop
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Post by: Richard E on April 14, 2015, 05:11:00 PM: CAMERON DASHES FROM WEMBLEY TO BONO'S FUNERAL IN DUBLIN
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Post by: Jimbo on April 14, 2015, 05:29:34 PM: FAB FOUR, LIVERPOOL NIL. Villa's Delph Lets It Be, Gerrard is Nowhere Man.
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Post by: aj2k77 on April 14, 2015, 05:31:51 PM: Gerrards dream Bent-eke in half
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Post by: itbrvilla on April 14, 2015, 05:32:41 PM: GERRARD IN TRIPPLE CUNTING THE ******
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Post by: Ron Manager on April 14, 2015, 05:33:23 PM: The Villa win a thriller in the final minute!!
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 05:34:55 PM: Gerrard Dream Destroyed.

Gerrard Sees Red as Lions Roar to Victory.
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Post by: cheltenhamlion on April 14, 2015, 05:42:43 PM: "It's my party and i'll cry if I want to"

Gerrard distraught as his error costs Liverpool cup final place and means he won't lead out Reds on his birthday.
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Post by: Jon Crofts on April 14, 2015, 05:50:44 PM: Is Gerrard even playing? I thought he was banned?

Not a very god headline I admit.
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 05:54:01 PM: Quote from: Jon Crofts on April 14, 2015, 05:50:44 PM
Is Gerrard even playing? I thought he was banned?

Not a very god headline I admit.

Newcastle was the third game of his ban.
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Post by: Toronto Villa on April 14, 2015, 06:04:36 PM: Main header: STERLING POUNDED. (Picture of Raheem Sterling lying on the deck flattened by Hutton)

Sub header: VILLA COAST THROUGH AT EXPENSE OF LIVERPOOL AS FORMER BANK OF ENGLAND GOVERNOR CELEBRATES WITH LERNER AND THE DUKE OF CAMBRIDGE.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 14, 2015, 06:09:47 PM: UP YOUR ARSE, YOU STARFISH-DIVING BEAN-HEADED ******! VILLA RUIN GERRARD'S CUP DREAM
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Post by: cheltenhamlion on April 14, 2015, 06:14:53 PM: FUCK YOU, CUNTFLAP.

Gerrard doesn't go to Wembley on his birthday.
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Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 14, 2015, 06:37:21 PM: Cheating Gerrard Shamed Again as Villa March on to Final.
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 06:39:14 PM: Liverpool Suffer Record Defeat.
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Post by: TopDeck113 on April 14, 2015, 06:42:23 PM: VILLA BLACK

Scouse Celeb's recording of Stevie's Happy Birthday Cup Final single cancelled as Reds crash out.
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Post by: ciggiesnbeer on April 14, 2015, 06:42:33 PM: Quote from: Richard E on April 14, 2015, 05:11:00 PM
CAMERON DASHES FROM WEMBLEY TO BONO'S FUNERAL IN DUBLIN

Quote from: Steve Rose on April 14, 2015, 03:10:36 PM
Pensioner wins lottery, shags Angelina Jolie

Sport : Liverpool Humbled

Lots of good stuff.

My two faves so far.
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Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 14, 2015, 06:51:13 PM: TV Cameras miss 5-1 Villa win. Newbon bungles as newly appointed head of BT Sport because Hales comes out of retirement.
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Post by: Matt Collins on April 14, 2015, 08:23:32 PM: Government declares national bare your boob at work day

Back page: Grealish double ruins Gerrard's big day
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Post by: mr woo on April 14, 2015, 08:39:23 PM: RANDY KUNTZ!!!

Villa claim cup as Lerner reveals plans to sell club to Qatari trillionaire group fronted by ex German international Stefan.

Or something.
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Post by: silhillvilla on April 14, 2015, 08:41:33 PM: DAILY MAIL -

CUP OF WOE.
Emphatic Villa win overshadowed by migrant invasion.
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Post by: Matt Collins on April 14, 2015, 09:07:34 PM: DAILY EXPRESS

Diana's legacy: Wills over the moon as he cheers villa on to victory
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Post by: itbrvilla on April 14, 2015, 09:10:08 PM: TAKE THAT YOU VILE SPUNK CANNON!
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Post by: Jimbo on April 14, 2015, 09:11:16 PM: Daily Express:

VILLA WIN IN BRITAIN'S WETTEST HEATWAVE BLIZZARD HELL
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Post by: German James on April 14, 2015, 09:19:56 PM: Quote from: itbrvilla on April 14, 2015, 09:10:08 PM
TAKE THAT YOU VILE SPUNK CANNON!

The Financial Times? Or The Watchtower?
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Post by: Mortimer's Bear on April 14, 2015, 09:59:44 PM: "Don't worry Raheem, you could still win the Balloon d'Or..."
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Post by: Kingthing on April 14, 2015, 10:01:00 PM: Kingston Lions all arrested after pulling moonies at Liverpool team buss
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Post by: Malandro on April 14, 2015, 10:26:02 PM: Cadfael back on itv
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Post by: martin o`who?? on April 15, 2015, 07:54:18 AM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 02:54:20 PM
Quote from: Risso on April 14, 2015, 02:53:17 PM
Cilla Black, Jimmy Tarbuck,

JFK blown away, what else do I have to say.
Billy Joel`s Lawyers gonna kick yo` ass!!
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Post by: Ron Manager on April 15, 2015, 08:21:28 AM: CAMERON ELECTS TO DEVALUE STERLING!!
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Post by: Ron Manager on April 15, 2015, 08:36:51 AM: RODGERS TO FACE THE MUSIC IN RECORD DEFEAT FOR MERSEYBEATS!
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Post by: Hookeysmith on April 15, 2015, 10:57:13 AM: Quote
FUCK YOU, CUNTFLAP.

I think this hits the spot

Although I would assume more like:

CRUEL END FOR SIR STEVEN

The fairy tale ended for the greatest living scouser when the virtually unknown team from Birmingham defied media suggestions that only Arse vs 'The Mighty Reds YNWA' is a deserving final. Televisions across Scandinavia and Asia were angrily turned off just after the 3rd goal went in on 68 minutes. Danish fan, Myndia Karmait said "what the hell were West Ham thinking - this was not meant to be" whilst Hong Kong based shareholder, Ar ryte La said " the game was lost in the 3rd quadrant when their quarterback fed the offence"

On a even sadder note the human effluent Mike Parry actually said today on Talk Shite that if it were to be a Villa / Reading final around 70% of all football fans would not bother to watch it - maybe we should just not bother then - bellend
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Post by: Billy Walker on April 15, 2015, 11:15:16 AM: Headline from Philiosophy Now magazine:

“Did You Think The Lion Was Sleeping Because He Didn't Roar?”
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Post by: Tugby Villain on April 15, 2015, 04:16:21 PM: VILLA FOR ENGLAND!
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Post by: Malandro on April 15, 2015, 04:20:30 PM: Unsporting Villa ruin hero Gerrard's big day
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Post by: Jon Crofts on April 15, 2015, 04:34:40 PM: Multi Gazillionaire buys Villa on back of record semi final win.
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Post by: Richard E on April 15, 2015, 04:37:06 PM: LIQUIDATORS OF BIRMINGHAM CITY NOW TURN FOCUS TO WEST BROMWICH ALBION

Second crisis club expected to resign from League in next few days.
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Post by: ADVILLAFAN on April 15, 2015, 04:42:08 PM: VILLA TO PLAY READING IN CUP FINAL!
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Post by: West Derby Villan on April 15, 2015, 06:53:03 PM: Raheem can have a lie in on FA Cup Final Day
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Post by: Godfrey Brian on April 15, 2015, 07:44:16 PM: ABSOLUTELY WACKERED.
Pool of despond as May 31 mersey victory parade cancelled.
Diddy men in mourning.
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Post by: Tony Erdington on April 15, 2015, 08:49:42 PM: Quote from: Ron Manager on April 15, 2015, 08:21:28 AM
CAMERON ELECTS TO DEVALUE STERLING!!

liking it
Title: Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
Post by: Tony Erdington on April 15, 2015, 08:51:56 PM: Quote from: Hookeysmith on April 15, 2015, 10:57:13 AM
Quote
FUCK YOU, CUNTFLAP.

I think this hits the spot

Although I would assume more like:

CRUEL END FOR SIR STEVEN

The fairy tale ended for the greatest living scouser when the virtually unknown team from Birmingham defied media suggestions that only Arse vs 'The Mighty Reds YNWA' is a deserving final. Televisions across Scandinavia and Asia were angrily turned off just after the 3rd goal went in on 68 minutes. Danish fan, Myndia Karmait said "what the hell were West Ham thinking - this was not meant to be" whilst Hong Kong based shareholder, Ar ryte La said " the game was lost in the 3rd quadrant when their quarterback fed the offence"

On a even sadder note the human effluent Mike Parry actually said today on Talk Shite that if it were to be a Villa / Reading final around 70% of all football fans would not bother to watch it - maybe we should just not bother then - bellend

oh now that's a torygraph headline if ever I saw one.
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Post by: paulcomben on April 15, 2015, 08:55:55 PM: Super Villa Were Majestic Scousers Were Atrocious

(With thanks to that Inverness v Celtic classic headline).
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Post by: Salsa Party Animal on April 15, 2015, 08:59:34 PM: Gerrard's shame in red card and own goal to seal Aston Villa win.
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Post by: Marlon From Bearwood on April 15, 2015, 09:05:01 PM: LERNER ACCEPTS OFFER TO BUY CLUB FROM BILL GATES ON DAY VILLA CLINCH CUP FINAL PLACE VS READING. KLOPP BEGS TO JOIN VILLA. (in PL news, WBA docked 10 points for fielding ineligible player, Pulis quits as McLeish installed in his place, with Lambert as No 2).
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Post by: Pete3206 on April 15, 2015, 09:11:34 PM: Day do Doh! don't dey Doh!

Calamity Mignolet hands it to Villa in Dat London!
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Post by: ChicagoLion on April 16, 2015, 12:02:19 AM: Mersey Dead Beats

Sterling Crashes

Rodgers Rogered Senseless
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Post by: Hookeysmith on April 17, 2015, 09:58:58 AM: Actually has our game been cancelled?

I only ask as all I keep fecking hearing is about Chelski vs Red filth

That ginger detritus Durham even stated that "Surely this game is bigger than the final of the FA cup never mind the semi" what a total cockend
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Post by: LeeB on April 17, 2015, 06:40:30 PM: Ben 10

Stars record haul shatters Slippy G's cup final dream
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Post by: Louzie0 on April 19, 2015, 05:51:59 AM: EAST END TEACHER WINS LOTTERY
Takes control of consortium to buy ASTON VILLA

In other news, Villa Thrash Merseysiders 9 - 0 in thrilling FACup Semifinal!!!!!!
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Post by: Malandro on April 19, 2015, 05:22:46 PM: Scouse fuckers fucked will do me
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Post by: Jimbo on April 19, 2015, 05:35:34 PM: Quote from: Malandro on April 19, 2015, 05:22:46 PM
Scouse fuckers fucked will do me

I'd buy that paper.
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Post by: Nev on April 19, 2015, 06:31:03 PM: I avoided this thread due to superstition.

Anyway, my vote goes for:

"Brave Stevie Bows Out At Wembley"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc etc.
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Post by: serbentoflight on April 19, 2015, 06:39:49 PM: Gerrard demands Replay
- 'It's not fair' says Scouse tosser
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Post by: Malandro on April 19, 2015, 06:57:26 PM: Quote from: Jimbo on April 19, 2015, 05:35:34 PM
Quote from: Malandro on April 19, 2015, 05:22:46 PM
Scouse fuckers fucked will do me

I'd buy that paper.

I thought you owned that paper!
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Post by: ruberyvillan on April 19, 2015, 08:19:18 PM: STEVIES HAPPY BIRTHDAY IMAGES HAVE BEEN ALTERED!
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 19, 2015, 08:26:32 PM: I wonder if Mr. Woodhall will use the usual lazy journo's trick and pinch an headline from these pages to grace his piece about today?
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Post by: brian green on April 19, 2015, 09:41:43 PM: I think Fucking Scouse Fuckers Fucked is a little more, how can I put it? alliterative?
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on April 19, 2015, 10:43:46 PM: This is all you need to see in tomorrow's papers:

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03272/gerrard_3272971b.jpg)
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on April 19, 2015, 10:46:02 PM: Oh, and this:

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03272/gerrard_3272850b.jpg)
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Post by: silhillvilla on April 19, 2015, 10:46:09 PM: Quote from: Plumsacked Cooper on April 19, 2015, 10:43:46 PM
This is all you need to see in tomorrow's papers:

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03272/gerrard_3272971b.jpg)
The nation should be thanking us. Particularly the United nation of manchester.
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Post by: DB on April 19, 2015, 10:56:03 PM: Who cares about that? We won and in the Final.
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Post by: walsall villain on April 19, 2015, 11:07:15 PM: I feel incredibly proud of our wonderful club tonight. Proud of the marvellous performance on the pitch and proud of the tremendous support throughout from the fans. So many excellent performances, I just loved watching young Jack today.
How on earth is this the same squad who were so awful to watch just a month or two back?
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Post by: Matt C on April 20, 2015, 03:20:20 AM: I quite liked this one:

Aston Villa are the sleeping giant that has woken up