Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on April 11, 2015, 08:31:53 PM

Title: Caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 11, 2015, 08:31:53 PM: Just for fun

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/_57d_zpsyko6pbmg.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: BlackCountryVilla on April 11, 2015, 08:53:23 PM: Dier ---- Handball !!!!
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Post by: not3bad on April 11, 2015, 09:02:38 PM: Fazio: I nearly stopped you there!

Benteke: Yes it just barely went in. Credit to you!
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Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 11, 2015, 11:03:54 PM: Now that's a fucking hurricane.
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Post by: curiousorange on April 11, 2015, 11:23:57 PM: "Tell Ryan Mason I'm coming for him next."
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Post by: Legion on April 12, 2015, 09:51:44 AM: "I'm leaning on a lampost..."
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Post by: newtonsballs on April 12, 2015, 11:35:25 AM: Behind you!
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Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 12, 2015, 11:41:25 AM: Is that a cock on your shirt or are you just pleased to see me?
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 12, 2015, 11:45:22 AM: Now can I have 666 as my shirt number?
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Post by: Broughty-Villian on April 12, 2015, 12:24:21 PM: " I am Prolificus" "My name is Christianus Bentekius, commander of the Armies of the Midlands, General of the Villa Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Timotheus Sherwoodius. striker to a murdered team, husband to a murdered fan. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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Post by: dicedlam on April 12, 2015, 12:31:47 PM: ''It's a bird...It's a plane...it's SUPERMAN!!!
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Post by: eamonn on April 12, 2015, 12:42:18 PM: I'm coming for your little kid beside you there, next.
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Post by: LeeB on May 10, 2015, 12:52:01 PM: Bumped for this:

(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article9224823.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Aston-Villas-Jack-Grealish-applauds-the-fans.jpg)

Alex Song's thinking "Thank fuck for that"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: olaftab on May 10, 2015, 01:00:10 PM: Haha...There is picture on BBC website in match report where Jack is laughing and giving some well chosen words to Song. I am sure that would be a very good choice for a caption if someone could oblige by importing it!
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/82885000/jpg/_82885606_song_grealish1_pa.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 10, 2015, 01:01:45 PM: (http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article9224823.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Aston-Villas-Jack-Grealish-applauds-the-fans.jpg)

Okore: "Simon says put your hands on your hips"

Cole: "Got it"

Hutton "nae problem"

Westwood: "Sorry lads, I'm shit at this!"

Grealish "I'm gonna catch the fly! Catch the fly! Catch it!"

Song "I'm gonna kick him one more time, for luck"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: olaftab on May 10, 2015, 01:01:46 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on April 11, 2015, 08:31:53 PM
Just for fun

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/_57d_zpsyko6pbmg.jpg)
Yes I will clear out your earwax as well whilst I am up here.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: supertom on May 10, 2015, 03:21:18 PM: Quote from: olaftab on May 10, 2015, 01:00:10 PM
Haha...There is picture on BBC website in match report where Jack is laughing and giving some well chosen words to Song. I am sure that would be a very good choice for a caption if someone could oblige by importing it!
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/82885000/jpg/_82885606_song_grealish1_pa.jpg)
Song: "Stop embarrassing me my girlfriends watching in the crowd!"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: peter w on May 10, 2015, 03:53:56 PM: Quote from: LeeB on May 10, 2015, 12:52:01 PM
Bumped for this:

(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article9224823.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Aston-Villas-Jack-Grealish-applauds-the-fans.jpg)

Christ. THERE he is.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: KRS on May 10, 2015, 09:02:08 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on April 11, 2015, 08:31:53 PM
Just for fun

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/_57d_zpsyko6pbmg.jpg)
Fazio: "Candyman, candyman...candyman! Ooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 10, 2015, 09:04:25 PM: Eric Dier looks like he should be in Carry on Screaming.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on May 11, 2015, 12:20:03 AM: Quote from: olaftab on May 10, 2015, 01:00:10 PM
Haha...There is picture on BBC website in match report where Jack is laughing and giving some well chosen words to Song. I am sure that would be a very good choice for a caption if someone could oblige by importing it!
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/82885000/jpg/_82885606_song_grealish1_pa.jpg)

'A little word of advice kid ... Stay down'

'this is my united states of WHATEVER'

Or simply 'f*** off'
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 11, 2015, 12:29:18 AM: (http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/82885000/jpg/_82885606_song_grealish1_pa.jpg)

Song: "I'm tired of you fucking taking the piss. Stay the fuck down"

Jack: "I haven't even started yet"