Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Witton End on April 09, 2015, 12:18:39 PM
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There was no "introduce yourself section" so just a quick hello.
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Welcome to the site.
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Hello
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Have you got any money?
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It's never too late to join Guess The Crowd.
Welcome, WItton End.
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Off Topic is where it's at.
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Welcome Witton. Your life will never be the same.
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Safe bumberclart.
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SO YOU THINK U'LL BE ENLIGHTENED ON HERE
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Welcome Witton End......your life will never be the same again :)
UTV
The Doc
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Welcome! What's your favourite biscuit?
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Welcome Witton End......your life will never be the same again :)
UTV
The Doc
Yep it will be utterly ruined and you'll look back years later and simply ask "Why?"
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Welcome! What's your favourite biscuit?
Gibbon or Owl ? ;)
UTV
The Doc
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Welcome Witton End.
have you ever used the phrase 'How low have we sunk' before?
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Red or brown sauce on bacon/sausage sandwiches?
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Do you like Bono?
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What do you think about them half & half scarves ?
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how's your bowl movements?
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Welcome.
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Welcome
Will a Boy ever be born who can out swim a Shark?
We used to talk about Martin O'Neill a lot but we don't tend to anymore. Feel free to start a new thread on the issue?
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Welcome Witton Why didn't Barry take the penalty?
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Are you any good at inventing takeover rumours?
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Safe bumberclart.
;D ;D ;D
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Your life will never be the same!
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Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?
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Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?
And we really want to know the Parma attendance.
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Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?
And we really want to know the Parma attendance.
Or when Jimmy Milner will come home again
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Welcome. There is an 'introduce yourself' thread somewhere, but no idea where.
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Here! (http://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?topic=4511.0)
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Spoilsport. We have not even started on the importance of puns
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Nose ?
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Welcome, word of advice, if we lose don't read the post match thread until 2 days later or you may suffer suicidal tendencies
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Can you play LB ?
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Hi the fee for joining the site is £15.99, pm me for our bank/PayPal.
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Reasonable
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The word "reasonable" may only be used in reference to Darren Woolley. Unreasonableness is the address code for all others.
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Admin charges take it to £25.99
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Knowing what is or isn't a biscuit or a crisp is crucial to survival on here. It is the H&V equivalent of knowing shit from shinola.
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Plus another £25 for mandatory insurance.
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Welcome Witton End.
It's all uphill from here.
UTV
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Have we nailed down a date for the initiation ceremony yet?
No pun intended.
Didn't mean to mention the "nail" thing!
Again!
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Plus VAT
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Witton End's grammar has been impeccable so far. Their're plentys' on hear whom would of wished he had its' shown them up.
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How many Wembley tickets you after?
Welcome onboard. It's fun.
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Can we PLEASE have a time and date for the initiation ceremony?
I've got the goat tethered in the back garden and it's ruining my display of tulips!
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Welcome Witton. The only thing you need to remember on here is that all the bad things that have happened to our club since 1874 are Randy Lerner's fault.
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Hi y'all!
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Stop banging on Frank. The rubber suit has sprung a leak in the crotch and you try finding live eels at this time of year. You can look after the stuff if you think you can do any better. All you do is provide the goat and don't think we don't know what you keep that for.
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When are you gonna hit us up for Wembley tickets?
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It's not three bad to meet you.
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When are you gonna hit us up for Wembley tickets?
and/or relationship advice
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Welcome.
And...
Where on Earth is Mo Salifou hiding? If you know the answer, you've just won H&V and the Internet.
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Do you think Jozy Altidore could be a useful addition to our squad?
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Will we eventually sign Carlton Palmer?
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Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?
And we really want to know the Parma attendance.
It was an hour later I had the "Doh!" moment ;-)
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Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?
And we really want to know the Parma attendance.
It was an hour later I had the "Doh!" moment ;-)
D'oh? As in the Homer Simpson D'oh? Just after he realises he's made a silly mistake?
The d'oh being that an H&V thing is what the attendance for the Parma game was?
An H&V running gag that has been ongoing for a good few years?
A running gag that you're 'doh' shows that you are aware of?
And you're saying that you've just joined now?
Riiighhhhhtttttttt
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Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?
And we really want to know the Parma attendance.
It was an hour later I had the "Doh!" moment ;-)
D'oh? As in the Homer Simpson D'oh? Just after he realises he's made a silly mistake?
The d'oh being that an H&V thing is what the attendance for the Parma game was?
An H&V running gag that has been ongoing for a good few years?
A running gag that you're 'doh' shows that you are aware of?
And you're saying that you've just joined now?
Riiighhhhhtttttttt
Different poster pete. D'oh!
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fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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Wrong Witton, Pete!
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Kylie or Wilfred Bramble?
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Who was the Most Evil in the Axis of Evil?
Saddam Hussein
Doug Ellis
Ruhollah Khomeinii
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Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?
And we really want to know the Parma attendance.
It was an hour later I had the "Doh!" moment ;-)
D'oh? As in the Homer Simpson D'oh? Just after he realises he's made a silly mistake?
The d'oh being that an H&V thing is what the attendance for the Parma game was?
An H&V running gag that has been ongoing for a good few years?
A running gag that you're 'doh' shows that you are aware of?
And you're saying that you've just joined now?
Riiighhhhhtttttttt
Been here for years mate
There are a couple of "Wittons" including a WittonWarrior
Yes - brainfart trying to join in while rushing at work
That alliighhhhhtttttt with you? ;-)
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Ah for fuck sake.
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Ah for fuck sake.
Must admit I thought the same
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Stop banging on Frank. The rubber suit has sprung a leak in the crotch and you try finding live eels at this time of year. You can look after the stuff if you think you can do any better. All you do is provide the goat and don't think we don't know what you keep that for.
Come off it Brian.
Eels are easy!
It's just that I've got a new spring outfit and am DYING to wear it to something special!
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Okay Frank, we will do him at half time during the Everton game. We can have the orgy later. He will probably appreciate a bit of time to save up to pay for it. Malandro says he knows a woman who claims to be a virgin.
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Okay Frank, we will do him at half time during the Everton game. We can have the orgy later. He will probably appreciate a bit of time to save up to pay for it. Malandro says he knows a woman who claims to be a virgin.
The big lass from Norfolk? He better have deep pockets.
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Hello
I'm new on here too
Be gentle with me