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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: alftitimus on April 06, 2015, 06:56:41 AM

Title: Tim...........
Post by: alftitimus on April 06, 2015, 06:56:41 AM
{Infrequent poster - ok}

Not being at the Norwich match, when we called and hailed Sir Paul as our saviour, I would have cheered as well. Obviously, I'd deny that a year later.

With Sir Tim.....I'm in a floundering state.


He has to be given time, obviously, and we should gravitate around him.

And here is the "BUT"

I can't fathom his reasoning.
It took me six-nine months to fathom that Lambert was a brown-nosing-timid character.
Out of his depth intellectually and hiding behind his regular eulogies of Mr Lerner.

Coincidentally, both Paul L and Gus P at the mackems, suggested to their owners that they should be sacked...public domain...look them up...that really is bloody worrying!


Back to Sir Tim.

I understand so far that he is a "power-player" coach...hence lots of running at high speed and forward passing, as opposed to possession and tiktak in your own half...
And he works with what he has.....Right?

So no Grealish, No Gil...but a playmaker in the middle late on?
I can't follow that logic that sees energy and skill benched. Collymore's {spit}... quote about "hope" seems really apt.
But possibly at Tim and not Paul.

After his frenzied performances on his first 2 homes, when he attracted the cameras as much as the goalscorers...he's been quiet. Almost sedate

Sir Tin has also done "strange" positioning,of players,
is that called 'tactics'  or forcing lazy players to use two feet?   I don't know...but it didn't work.

I will never slag-off a player in our shirt


They can only do what they are told to do.......................



Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 06, 2015, 07:26:19 AM
I've tried Google translate but am still none the wiser.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Malandro on April 06, 2015, 07:45:18 AM
I've tried Google translate but am still none the wiser.

People rely on Google translate too much. A little bit of patience and my good old Farsi dictionary did it for me.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: adrenachrome on April 06, 2015, 09:30:11 AM
Frenzied performances to sedate.  All is lost. 

It's a damn shame, so it is. 
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Villan For Life on April 06, 2015, 09:57:19 AM
Clearly an insomniac suffering the effects of sleep depravation.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: supertom on April 06, 2015, 10:27:36 AM
Clearly an insomniac suffering the effects of sleep depravation.
And footballing joy deprevation (I'm with him on that one).
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Legion on April 06, 2015, 10:40:25 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: levico on April 06, 2015, 05:13:28 PM
I think I see where our friend is coming from. Truth is I think that Sir Tim one realises that his squad is weaker than he thought, and new injuries are not helping.

He looks a worried man and he's not the only one.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 06, 2015, 05:22:40 PM
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: markeeeebeeee2005 on April 06, 2015, 06:37:40 PM
What's with the 'Sir Tim' 'Sir Paul' crap? It's all a bit wierd.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: olaftab on April 06, 2015, 06:56:54 PM
I've tried Google translate but am still none the wiser.
You need to read the entire combined work of Eric Cantona and Joey Barton to understand this prose. Once you go please explain it to me😂
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: olaftab on April 06, 2015, 06:58:15 PM
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

So your cat must be dying to eat its own breath?
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Ad@m on April 06, 2015, 08:08:35 PM
What's with the 'Sir Tim' 'Sir Paul' crap? It's all a bit wierd.

I'm a bit confused by this too.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 06, 2015, 08:23:21 PM
Bots are getting quite sophisticated these days, aren't they?
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Tony Erdington on April 06, 2015, 10:47:02 PM
Alf, you'll have to bare withit, i mean some h&v posters there a bit intellectual or think they are, but Tim is in early days and maybe the honeymoon is a short one, but we have hope to get more points than 3 other teams, or 46 league games next season, and battles everyone, He needs to get them up for 7 more league games as you say we need to stick with him for atleast them, then see what happens in the summer.

UTV

Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: silhillvilla on April 06, 2015, 11:08:28 PM
WTF !
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 07, 2015, 08:26:49 AM
I've tried Google translate but am still none the wiser.
You need to read the entire combined work of Eric Cantona and Joey Barton to understand this prose. Once you go please explain it to me😂

I've cracked it. If you play it backwards, its repeats 'Paul is dead'.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: TheTimVilla on April 07, 2015, 09:32:30 AM
I'm on honeymoon?
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 07, 2015, 02:43:54 PM
I'm really confused, either I've stumbled into a thread moderated by Cheech & Chong or the weed's getting stronger and this isn't really happening.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Damo70 on April 07, 2015, 02:53:15 PM
What's with the 'Sir Tim' 'Sir Paul' crap? It's all a bit wierd.

I knew a bloke once who called everybody 'bear'. Big Bear, Little Bear, Old Bear, Young Bear. "You look like Sad Bear today" or "You look like Happy Bear today". He smoked a hell of a lot of funny smelling cigarettes to be fair. A mate of mine questioned him on this bear thing once. He flipped out and we never saw him again.
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: alftitimus on April 07, 2015, 03:27:48 PM
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More "it's not my fault" comments from Sherwood.
Did the same at Spurs.
Happy to take the plaudits when it's going well but then blames the players when results go against them

Comment in a national newspaper. Hope that helps clarify the subtext for some. :)

Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 07, 2015, 03:33:28 PM
Yes.

Yes what?
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 07, 2015, 03:37:59 PM
What's with the 'Sir Tim' 'Sir Paul' crap? It's all a bit wierd.

I knew a bloke once who called everybody 'bear'. Big Bear, Little Bear, Old Bear, Young Bear. "You look like Sad Bear today" or "You look like Happy Bear today". He smoked a hell of a lot of funny smelling cigarettes to be fair. A mate of mine questioned him on this bear thing once. He flipped out and we never saw him again.

As teenagers we always used to greet each other with bodily parts with the suffix '-face'; for example: spotface, toeface, arseface that sort of thing. This evolved to 'faceface' which in turn was later simplified to the moniker 'face'.

HTH
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Damo70 on April 07, 2015, 03:41:40 PM
Yes.

Yes what?

Yes please?

What was the question?
Title: Re: Tim...........
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 07, 2015, 03:47:02 PM
I wish I knew
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