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Title: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Legion on March 31, 2015, 11:44:36 AM
#TeamTalk (http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~4603688,00.html)

"Don't f*ck it up."
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 31, 2015, 11:57:37 AM
"Please don't make it as monumentally depressing as the last time we played in the semi final"
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: not3bad on March 31, 2015, 03:10:01 PM
Make the ball do the work, use the spare man, make the sun shine in the 6 yard box.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Des Little on March 31, 2015, 03:32:17 PM
Win.  Just f*cking win.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: peter w on March 31, 2015, 04:35:59 PM
Brad Guzan, roll the ball to Delphy, Delphy Delphy on the ball and then Scotty Sinclair, Scotty Scotty down the wing like a torpedo, cross the ball in the aiiiiir to Christian benteko

Is how I think he'll go in.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Jimbo on March 31, 2015, 04:36:31 PM
Fuck the fuckers.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: OCD on March 31, 2015, 04:37:14 PM
"We go again"
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: TonyDaleysHair on April 01, 2015, 10:22:37 AM
"My train backs at 7pm.....do them in 90 please"!
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Smirker on April 01, 2015, 07:30:05 PM
Fuck the fuckers.

Liking this. Makes me laugh every time it's posted.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on April 01, 2015, 11:22:04 PM
Tight at the back, knock it long to the big man, get it in the mixah, can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket, only takes a second, xbox generation, fergie time, fuck the theatre of dreams, how far we have fallen, they don't like it up em!



Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: TaxDodger on April 02, 2015, 06:49:37 AM
'We're not at home to Mr Cock Up.'
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: robbo1874 on April 02, 2015, 09:37:53 AM
Tight at the back, knock it long to the big man, get it in the mixah, can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket, only takes a second, xbox generation, fergie time, fuck the theatre of dreams, how far we have fallen, they don't like it up em!




i actually heard big ron say that on tv once : if you don't buy a ticket, you won't win the raffle! I think it was during the 94 World Cup. Had never heard it before and thought it was a hilariously lame comment
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: not3bad on April 02, 2015, 10:22:57 AM
You've got to hold or give, but do it at the right time...
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Tony Erdington on April 02, 2015, 12:16:18 PM
walk into the changing room with the ball,

place ball in middle of changing room,

then state,

"its a ball study it"

and walk out.

i think somebody of note actually did that.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: LeeB on April 02, 2015, 04:11:00 PM
"Come on lads, these are fuck all"

It's my stock pre-match team talk opening.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Richard E on April 02, 2015, 04:14:15 PM
"Lads, I have used up 44 years of my 3 score and 10 without seeing us win this sodding thing. Please, please make this the year. Cheers, love Rich."
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Villan For Life on April 02, 2015, 04:20:56 PM
"I've got a cunning plan. Score more goals than that lot in the other dressing room".

Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: el león Benidorm on April 02, 2015, 04:49:53 PM
For the game against Manure...

Put that ugly twat Rooney out of the game in the first five minutes. Put the wingers in the stands at every opportunity. Play the ball early and positively. Mark tightly and play the space.

The the semi if it's the Bin Dippers

Put that ugly twat Gerrard out of the game in the first five minutes. Put the wingers in the stands at every opportunity. Play the ball early and positively. Mark tightly and play the space.

That goes for most of my Sunday League team talks. It worked for the majority of them
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: class-of-82 on April 02, 2015, 08:22:24 PM
Right lads listen up
If any of you have Dreams hopes and ambition to play for a big club then let me tell you your already playing for one.
if any of you need a reminder of what success can mean to this club then cast your mind back to the quarter final,the banner says "Holte end the 12th Man" yet that night it was villa park the 12th man. And that was just the quater final can you imagine whT thie place would be like if we won the bloody thing.
Do you really want to go back to those childrens wards, childrens hospices and your acorns charity work empty handed or do you want to go walk back into those places taking the f.a. Cup with you and see those smiling faces only you lot can make that happen.

Christian - on your day there is no better centre forward in this country just make sure this is your day.
Gabby - I don't need to tell you what this means to this club and supporters because you are one of them,all I ask is that you give me your finest 90 minutes in a villa shirt that's all nothing more
Fabian - you are now a established england international go out and make sure everyone in every country around the world wiill talk about you after the game
Ciaran- you came into this team as a boy you will walk out there as a man you deserve your place in this team on merit not because of injuries or suspension do ya self proud.

Every single on of you make sure you walk off that pitch knowing you have given everything you have got because those villa fans out there will give everything they have got to roar you on.
Now get out there do the club the supporters and ya self proud
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Louzie0 on April 02, 2015, 11:22:02 PM
See the Cup
Feel the Cup
Want the Cup
Be the Cup
Wear the Cup!  (After winning it)

After Michael Caine in Miss Congeniality...
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Hillbilly on April 03, 2015, 01:35:59 PM
For the love of god! Won't someone think of the win ratio??
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on April 04, 2015, 12:34:01 PM
I am one of many of a generation of fans who have seen us win nothing.

Change it.

But I'm still holding out for 4th place.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 04, 2015, 01:04:07 PM
Get into 'em.
Fuck 'em off.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: peter w on April 04, 2015, 01:15:15 PM
They put halal meat in the stands but they still didn't come
They quoted the exact capacity of Villa park but they still didn't come
They made the locals the cornerstone of the club but they still didn't come
So, its down to you. Win this thing and they will come
They'll come again and again and again.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: tony scott on April 04, 2015, 04:17:24 PM
If we can't beat this lot you'll have to train in the afternoons
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: curiousorange on April 04, 2015, 05:10:52 PM
Liverpool/Blackburn? I've shit 'em.
Title: Re: Give the TeamTalk
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 05, 2015, 09:03:33 PM
You lot owe those supporters shit loads, today you start paying back that debt.

Now get out there and tear those scouse wankers a new one.
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