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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: cdbearsfan on March 21, 2015, 05:57:25 PM

Title: Drum
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 21, 2015, 05:57:25 PM
Can we get rid of it please, it's fucking shite? We're not Bolton.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: DeKuip on March 21, 2015, 06:56:48 PM
I second this petition.
It's not atmosphere.
It's Leicester, it's Palace, it's Bolton, it's something you get at small-time clubs where children are allowed to bring toys in.
It's f***ing annoying, and twice as annoying when the football's shit.

Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on March 21, 2015, 07:10:46 PM
Speaking to a guy at the train station today who said his steward mate had been told to allow all instruments into the ground as Sherwood wants it as loud as possible.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 21, 2015, 07:12:02 PM
This really did my head in - I couldn't concentrate on the game.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Rudy65 on March 21, 2015, 07:12:13 PM
I second this petition.
It's not atmosphere.
It's Leicester, it's Palace, it's Bolton, it's something you get at small-time clubs where children are allowed to bring toys in.
It's f***ing annoying, and twice as annoying when the football's shit.

Im always impressed by the atmosphere at Palace.

As long as the drum isnt within 20 yards of me its fine!
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Rudy65 on March 21, 2015, 07:13:07 PM
Can we get rid of it please, it's fucking shite? We're not Bolton.

Why is it shite?

Im pleased we are trying something different. Give it a few games and see if it works to enhance the atmosphere
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 21, 2015, 07:14:10 PM
Maybe we can get the bugler back on the tannoy.*

*One for the fairly old there
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 21, 2015, 07:25:44 PM
The Drum has got to go - totally ruined any atmosphere. Agree with previous comment - we are not Bolton - we do not need any stupid gimmicks.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: shirley_villan on March 21, 2015, 07:35:43 PM
Embarrasing.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: silhillvilla on March 21, 2015, 07:39:17 PM
Maybe we can get the bugler back on the tannoy.*

*One for the fairly old there
UEFA cup games wasn't it ?
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 21, 2015, 07:44:37 PM
He did it for one UEFA cup game, either Deportivo or Celta Vigo, but I think it was Deportivo, possibly same game they roped off the back of the Holte as it was too big?
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: dave.woodhall on March 21, 2015, 07:46:51 PM
Deportivo. And we are not Bolton.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Dan England on March 21, 2015, 07:48:16 PM
Maybe we can get the bugler back on the tannoy.*

*One for the fairly old there

Or Leicester fans. .....
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Dan England on March 21, 2015, 07:49:23 PM
Hate the drum.  It does not add or create an atmosphere.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 21, 2015, 07:49:49 PM
It would piss me off a lot more if I was sat by it. It wasn't too annoying hearing it when sat in L3.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Bully2345 on March 21, 2015, 07:51:26 PM
This reminds me of the time they tried to play music after we scored a goal against Arsenal. I'm not a fan of atmosphere enhancement things like this although I was in upper Holte so that "singing section" is rarely audible enough to annoy me
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: peter w on March 21, 2015, 07:53:32 PM
Christ if today couldn't get any worse. A feckin' drum? I hate watching England home games because of the bloody feeble attempts at manufacturing an atmosphere. Shit it off straight away.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: PeterWithe on March 21, 2015, 08:01:33 PM
I didnt hear a drum. Which I'm pleased about.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: CT on March 21, 2015, 08:02:59 PM
This reminds me of the time they tried to play music after we scored a goal against Arsenal. I'm not a fan of atmosphere enhancement things like this although I was in upper Holte so that "singing section" is rarely audible enough to annoy me

Absolutely hate it when clubs do this.

Off the top of my head I can think of Celtic and Burton Albion who literally start their music as soon as the ball hits the net. There's no chance for fans to even celebrate the goal before Tom Hark or the fucking Fratellis blares out.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: silhillvilla on March 21, 2015, 08:07:11 PM
Funnily enough I saw the lad with the drum outside and it didn't cross my mind to think WTF !
Oddly I didn't hear it at all but was sat upper trinity in A2
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: FrankyH on March 21, 2015, 08:11:49 PM
Hasn't the drum been used at previous games ? I don't like it, don't want to be critical of supporters trying to generate an atmosphere that will help the players, but a drum , come on .
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Tugby Villain on March 21, 2015, 08:13:35 PM
This reminds me of the time they tried to play music after we scored a goal against Arsenal. I'm not a fan of atmosphere enhancement things like this although I was in upper Holte so that "singing section" is rarely audible enough to annoy me

When was this?
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: fbriai on March 21, 2015, 09:30:01 PM
Deportivo. And we are not Bolton.
I confirm it was Deportivo.

Seem to remember something like 'Land of Hope and Glory' being played before kick-off, too.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Oscar Arce on March 21, 2015, 09:35:53 PM
It's freaking annoying and it does nothing for the amosphere.
It just smacks of trying way too hard and the Holte End when it gets going is amazing as it is.
Please get rid.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: nuninho on March 21, 2015, 09:42:08 PM
Or, playing devil's advocate, the atmosphere today was very "after the lord mayor's show" following the cup game and never really got going (Upper Holte)

Why not try it? 

(However, anyone that brings a trumpet in deserves it shoving where the sun doesn't shine)
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: wozwebs on March 21, 2015, 09:47:10 PM
Just get Tarzan out of retirement
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: joe_c on March 21, 2015, 10:16:18 PM
Not quite my tempo.

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/517141efe4b00853b236d991/t/54be82d6e4b07c132e420f69/1421771479652/Whiplash.jpg)
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: DeKuip on March 21, 2015, 11:06:01 PM
I second this petition.
It's not atmosphere.
It's Leicester, it's Palace, it's Bolton, it's something you get at small-time clubs where children are allowed to bring toys in.
It's f***ing annoying, and twice as annoying when the football's shit.

Im always impressed by the atmosphere at Palace.

As long as the drum isnt within 20 yards of me its fine!

That's not atmosphere at Palace, it's rent-a-mob with no interest in the game going through an organised repertoire of crappy clappy-hand songs. It's no different to having speakers in the corner blasting out boy scout campfire songs.

Atmosphere at football grounds is the buzz created by the excitement of the play, or the buzz of anticipation of something about to happen, or the spontaneous singing, chanting or roaring of support for your team.

It's noticeable that at grounds where they have some tosser banging a drum, like Leicester when we were there in January, the rest of the crowd is pretty quiet and reluctant to sing anything for fear of little drummer boy thinking he's popular.




Title: Re: Drum
Post by: brian green on March 21, 2015, 11:06:22 PM
I think we should bring back the pigeon loft in the roof of the Trinity Stand.   Makes as much sense as beating a bloody out of tune drum.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: purpletrousers on March 21, 2015, 11:57:35 PM
Not quite my tempo.

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/517141efe4b00853b236d991/t/54be82d6e4b07c132e420f69/1421771479652/Whiplash.jpg)
exactly this.
(though was in holte upper for once - thanks Joe! - so didn't notice it)
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: peter w on March 22, 2015, 08:04:09 AM
Now, if it was steel drums with benjamin Zephaniah reading his poetry that'd be something worthwhile.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: amfy on March 22, 2015, 09:44:51 AM
Fairly close to where the drum is there's an old guy who bangs on the edge of the stand anyway - I don't think it really makes that much difference.

We also have a bit of a problem with getting the upper and lower to sing the same thing at the same time and adding the drum could possibly help co-ordinate that.

Generally, I thought the atmosphere was really flat yesterday anyway, drum or no drum. I think on H&V we are pretty traditional in how we expect support to be, but we don't speak for everybody. I'd rather not have drums , or music after goals, but kids tend to love that stuff, and we do need to keep kids coming through the gates.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Ads on March 22, 2015, 09:56:26 AM
We should get a bloke on a loud hailer to stand at the front and below aggressive sounding songs at the rest of the Holte in Serbian and replace the mild mannered sounding chap who does the announcements with a southern Italian in a £1000 Armani suit.

http://youtu.be/o4zfvoLuoDY

(I will be honest and say I couldn't  hear the drum in K3)
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: thick_mike on March 22, 2015, 10:18:07 AM
We should get a bloke on a loud hailer to stand at the front and below aggressive sounding songs at the rest of the Holte in Serbian and replace the mild mannered sounding chap who does the announcements with a southern Italian in a £1000 Armani suit.

http://youtu.be/o4zfvoLuoDY

(I will be honest and say I couldn't  hear the drum in K3)

Very much this!
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Clark W Griswold on March 22, 2015, 10:26:03 AM
I often have to switch the televised England home games off because the trumpet playing fucks make it unbearable. If i'm really that arsed about the game i'll turn the sound off. I wouldnt be able to do that at the Villa so this would be another reason not to go.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: silhillvilla on March 22, 2015, 10:38:53 AM
How about that lion menacingly purring audio every time we get a corner or throw (near their 18 yard box) ? Just a thought
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on March 22, 2015, 11:18:16 AM
Can we play the Tom Hark every time we score too please.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: eamonn on March 22, 2015, 11:21:31 AM
Tom Hanks?
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Des Little on March 22, 2015, 11:22:47 AM
Can we play the Tom Hark every time we score too please.

Jesus. If that ever happened at VP I'd seriously consider packing it up.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: thick_mike on March 22, 2015, 11:26:53 AM
What about Rock and Roll part II
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on March 22, 2015, 11:48:39 AM
Can we play the Tom Hark every time we score too please.

Jesus. If that ever happened at VP I'd seriously consider packing it up.

Whilst bella runs down the touch line holding aloft a Villa flag...
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Leighton on March 23, 2015, 12:46:47 AM
Well I'm bringing my kazoo with me next match. I'm going to try and get the themetune from Van der Valk started
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Louzie0 on March 23, 2015, 01:01:46 AM
Well I'm bringing my kazoo with me next match. I'm going to try and get the themetune from Van der Valk started

Good choice
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 23, 2015, 08:17:52 AM
Well I'm bringing my kazoo with me next match. I'm going to try and get the themetune from Van der Valk started

I shall accompany you on my trumpet.

However I will be playing much lower than eye level.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: freethinker on March 23, 2015, 09:30:29 AM
I second this petition.
It's not atmosphere.
It's Leicester, it's Palace, it's Bolton, it's something you get at small-time clubs where children are allowed to bring toys in.
It's f***ing annoying, and twice as annoying when the football's shit.

Im always impressed by the atmosphere at Palace.

As long as the drum isnt within 20 yards of me its fine!

That's not atmosphere at Palace, it's rent-a-mob with no interest in the game going through an organised repertoire of crappy clappy-hand songs. It's no different to having speakers in the corner blasting out boy scout campfire songs.

Atmosphere at football grounds is the buzz created by the excitement of the play, or the buzz of anticipation of something about to happen, or the spontaneous singing, chanting or roaring of support for your team.

It's noticeable that at grounds where they have some tosser banging a drum, like Leicester when we were there in January, the rest of the crowd is pretty quiet and reluctant to sing anything for fear of little drummer boy thinking he's popular.


Quality rant. Agree with every word.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: not3bad on March 23, 2015, 09:52:20 AM
I didnt hear a drum. Which I'm pleased about.

Same here.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Des Little on March 23, 2015, 09:56:51 AM
Well I'm bringing my kazoo with me next match. I'm going to try and get the themetune from Van der Valk started

I shall accompany you on my trumpet.

However I will be playing much lower than eye level.

I'm bringing my Vuvuzela.  That'll wake the fuckers up round me in the Upper Trinity
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: rob_bridge on March 23, 2015, 10:18:40 AM
Well I'm bringing my kazoo with me next match. I'm going to try and get the themetune from Van der Valk started

I shall accompany you on my trumpet.

However I will be playing much lower than eye level.

I'm bringing my Vuvuzela.  That'll wake the fuckers up round me in the Upper Trinity

Jeeps - make sure there are extra paramedics on duty.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Clampy on March 23, 2015, 01:43:05 PM
I didnt hear a drum. Which I'm pleased about.

Same here.

I didn't hear it either. Which was nice.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: UK Redsox on March 23, 2015, 01:45:17 PM
I didnt hear a drum. Which I'm pleased about.

Same here.

I didn't hear it either. Which was nice.

I didn't hear it either but that doesn't alter my view that drums and all other musical instruments have no place at football.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: class-of-82 on March 23, 2015, 05:54:46 PM
I was in the upper Holte and heard it all game
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 23, 2015, 06:08:57 PM
More annoying than any drum was hearing a chorus of "fuck the Albion". Why the fuck sing about those twats when we aren't playing them? That's what the Bitters want, us giving them attention.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: curiousorange on March 23, 2015, 06:16:17 PM
They play music in one day cricket and rugby internationals. Sports which do this strike me as trying far too hard to grab a little of the immediacy of football - there are so many natural breaks in them that they can't help but strive for the passion football is supposed to have in abundance. There are plenty of crap football matches but we have no need of it in the sport.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: TopDeck113 on March 23, 2015, 06:17:38 PM
As far as I'm concerned, the only Drum allowed with any connection to Birmingham is the one capsizing with Simon Le Bon aboard.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: curiousorange on March 23, 2015, 06:21:49 PM
As far as I'm concerned, the only Drum allowed with any connection to Birmingham is the one capsizing with Simon Le Bon aboard.

Bravo.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: rob_bridge on March 23, 2015, 06:24:42 PM
More annoying than any drum was hearing a chorus of "fuck the Albion". Why the fuck sing about those twats when we aren't playing them? That's what the Bitters want, us giving them attention.

Correct.

Not to mention the one ahout The Other Lot.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on March 23, 2015, 06:29:20 PM
Well I'm bringing my kazoo with me next match. I'm going to try and get the themetune from Van der Valk started

I shall accompany you on my trumpet.

However I will be playing much lower than eye level.

I'm bringing my Vuvuzela.  That'll wake the fuckers up round me in the Upper Trinity
I will make sure my comb and tissue paper are at the ready.
It may not wake anybody up but it will annoy the absolute f**k out of them!
:D
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: N'ZMAV on March 23, 2015, 07:13:08 PM
we have a drum?
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Bully2345 on March 23, 2015, 07:16:35 PM
The question was asked a few pages back so I can't quote it but whoever asked when Villa played music after a goal, it was after Villa fan Craig Gardner scored at the North Stand against Arsenal, can't remember exactly when. It was Chelsea Dagger I think.

I remember there being quite a backlash and the General was on here defending it but confirmed it would be shelved.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Pat McMahon on March 24, 2015, 12:13:41 AM
I second this petition.



That's not atmosphere at Palace, it's rent-a-mob with no interest in the game going through an organised repertoire of crappy clappy-hand songs. It's no different to having speakers in the corner blasting out boy scout campfire songs.

Atmosphere at football grounds is the buzz created by the excitement of the play, or the buzz of anticipation of something about to happen, or the spontaneous singing, chanting or roaring of support for your team.

It's noticeable that at grounds where they have some tosser banging a drum, like Leicester when we were there in January, the rest of the crowd is pretty quiet and reluctant to sing anything for fear of little drummer boy thinking he's popular.


Make sure you never go to a Boca Juniors game, you would hate it.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Drummond on March 26, 2015, 10:09:24 AM
we have a drum?

Hello.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: joe_c on March 26, 2015, 11:23:25 AM
we have a drum?

Hello.

You're not wanted :(
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 27, 2015, 12:58:44 AM
Can we not swap the drum for horse and bugler or whatever they had at Boro that time many moons ago? Or am I dreaming that?
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 27, 2015, 07:32:20 AM
How do you get a horse through the turnstiles?

Apart from in a pie that is.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Breezeblock on March 27, 2015, 11:13:54 AM
The question was asked a few pages back so I can't quote it but whoever asked when Villa played music after a goal, it was after Villa fan Craig Gardner scored at the North Stand against Arsenal, can't remember exactly when. It was Chelsea Dagger I think.

I remember there being quite a backlash and the General was on here defending it but confirmed it would be shelved.
It was indeed Chelsea Dagger.  I remember us all looking at each other and saying "What the fuck?!?" The General got pelters over that on his thread and we never heard it again thank fuck! 

I could hear the drum from P8 above the Swansea fans next to us. Fucking annoying it was too. Get rid please!
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Des Little on March 27, 2015, 11:21:10 AM
Advance warning.  If the drummer has a Wembley ticket anywhere near block 150 he'll need medical assistance to remove it from his fart pipe.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: peter w on March 27, 2015, 03:04:49 PM
Can we play the Tom Hark every time we score too please.

Jesus. If that ever happened at VP I'd seriously consider packing it up.

We used to have it in the mid 80s didn't we? Maybe the music we ran out to?
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: class-of-82 on March 27, 2015, 05:52:25 PM
I have heard the drum has a booking history of it's own so qualifies for a wembley ticket block 150.
To quote Nelson off the Simpsons "har har"
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on March 28, 2015, 09:04:23 AM
Advance warning.  If the drummer has a Wembley ticket anywhere near block 150 he'll need medical assistance to remove it from his fart pipe.

Chortle
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Des Little on March 28, 2015, 01:47:23 PM
I have heard the drum has a booking history of it's own so qualifies for a wembley ticket block 150.
To quote Nelson off the Simpsons "har har"

He'd better take some lube with him then. And no, I don't fancy him either.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 06, 2015, 11:10:02 PM
So... judging by the posts I'd say the vast majority don't want a drum at the game. Would anyone who knows him (or her, but, let's face it, it's probably a him) kindly request that he bows to the democratic will of fellow Villa fans and leaves his drum at home tomorrow please?
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 06, 2015, 11:11:24 PM
You think someone like that would listen?
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: silhillvilla on April 06, 2015, 11:12:51 PM
For the record, it wasn't me.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 06, 2015, 11:16:51 PM
We need as much noise as possible tomorrow so i'm bringing a comb and some paper. Or a grand piano. I haven't decided which yet.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: Des Little on April 06, 2015, 11:20:35 PM
I'm bringing a harp
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 06, 2015, 11:21:45 PM
I'm bringing a harp

Us blues fans may see a different connotation to that.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 06, 2015, 11:22:51 PM
I'm bringing a harp

Us blues fans may see a different connotation to that.

I knew it! He's one of them!
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 06, 2015, 11:23:40 PM
I'm bringing a harp

Us blues fans may see a different connotation to that.

I knew it! He's one of them!

Never denied it. In fact I used to make more money off blues fans than Villa.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 06, 2015, 11:29:49 PM
For the record, it wasn't me.

I guessed, the drummer wasn't playing The Death March or Suicide is Painless.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: silhillvilla on April 06, 2015, 11:33:49 PM
For the record, it wasn't me.

I guessed, the drummer wasn't playing The Death March or Suicide is Painless.
Yawn
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 06, 2015, 11:35:07 PM
Well, that's put me in my place.
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: thick_mike on April 07, 2015, 08:36:10 AM
Sonny Boy Williamson is a Villa fan

 8)
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: UK Redsox on April 07, 2015, 09:26:29 AM
Sonny Boy Williamson is a Villa fan

 8)

Which one ? SBW I or SBW II
Title: Re: Drum
Post by: joe_c on April 08, 2015, 01:54:10 PM
Didn't hear him last night. Hopefully he's done a John "Stumpy" Pepys.
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