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Title: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Legion on February 28, 2015, 04:34:39 PM
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Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 04:50:56 PM
I have a dull ache in the pit of my stomach. It's acceptance we'll go down, I think.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Legion on February 28, 2015, 04:51:17 PM
I am very sorry indeed for starting the Match Thread. I promise never to do it again.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: passitsideways on February 28, 2015, 04:52:20 PM
Yeah.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Nev on February 28, 2015, 04:52:23 PM
I have a dull ache in the pit of my stomach. It's acceptance we'll go down, I think.

That's exactly how I feel. We went shit or bust with Sherwood, I know it's only a couple of games but it looks like the dead cat didn't bounce.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: CT on February 28, 2015, 04:53:14 PM
You could guarantee that we wouldn't get any "new manager bounce".
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 28, 2015, 04:53:21 PM
Urgh.

Probably deserved a point. Probably going to go down.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 28, 2015, 04:53:33 PM
No goals again another defeat we have been well and truly fucked over by the owner.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on February 28, 2015, 04:54:02 PM
Them 1 Us 0

Gabby?

I'll stick with my prediction of a loss.

It's all too boring and predictable, too many clueless passes, poor team selection, brain-dead players, the inevitable is highly likely and shouting 'C'mon villa' from the stands will not change their mentality.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on February 28, 2015, 04:54:05 PM
7 games in a row 7 fcukin games in a row.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on February 28, 2015, 04:54:11 PM
Sherwood has played 2 and lost 2.  Doomed.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: lovejoy on February 28, 2015, 04:54:16 PM
Carvers second win only.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 04:54:23 PM
We are going down all right.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 28, 2015, 04:54:34 PM
Utterly hopeless.  I don't think any manager would keep that team of shite up.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Dave on February 28, 2015, 04:54:41 PM
We went shit or bust with Sherwood
We probably went both shit AND bust.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: tim on February 28, 2015, 04:54:43 PM
Piss poor. Didn't expect much else to be honest.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on February 28, 2015, 04:54:59 PM
Today was the day I lost all hope.

We're doomed.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Walmley_Villa on February 28, 2015, 04:55:06 PM
There's nothing left in an already empty tank. The trapdoor is slowly opening.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 04:55:18 PM
I honestly don't know when we'll score, let alone get a point. I know it's a cliche we level at the Noses, but it's utterly heartbreaking to go through this every fucking weekend. Plus I get a nice reprise of it on Tuesday evening too.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 04:55:30 PM
We replaced one bad manager with another, and many of the players are very bad. Not a good recipe.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on February 28, 2015, 04:55:33 PM
What a mess we are.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on February 28, 2015, 04:55:35 PM
Horseshit. Next.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 04:55:42 PM
When you are on top in football you have to score. The usual sucker punch, as usual from a mistake and not long before half time.

The levels of what is acceptable have been left to drop for too long, coaching, tactics, training, fitness, everything. It's all been left to drop and drop and drop, it's hard to turn a juggernaut around and Sherwood isn't going to do it for me.

We are fucked, this team will not keep themselves up.

Thanks Randy, utter wanker. Thanks Lambert, utter thicko.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on February 28, 2015, 04:55:45 PM
Can't see where the wins are going to come from to get us out of this. I genuinely think we're doomed.

FFS.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 28, 2015, 04:55:59 PM
i love villa, i feel were down

i dread the championship
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on February 28, 2015, 04:56:03 PM
Palace and Albion winning, has probably put them too far out of our reach.

Luckily Burnley, Sunderland and Hull all lost, or I think I'd be giving up now.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on February 28, 2015, 04:56:11 PM
We're down, there is no way that shower of shit is getting out of this.  I despise the bloody lot of them there isn't one player I would be sorry to see go.

Fuck you Lerner you're a fucking imbecile.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Adam B on February 28, 2015, 04:56:26 PM
Spineless. Bereft of ideas or creativity. Sickening  :-[
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Holte L2 on February 28, 2015, 04:56:39 PM
If we're lose the Albion game I think we're fucked.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 28, 2015, 04:56:56 PM
Houdini couldn't get out of this one. Doomed. Fuck off Lerner, lambert, the players.  We are absolutely pathetic.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on February 28, 2015, 04:56:58 PM
We replaced one bad manager with another, and many of the players are very bad. Not a good recipe.

Your calling him a bad manager after just two games!!!!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 04:57:34 PM
What has happened to Delph as well?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: levico on February 28, 2015, 04:57:35 PM
Doesn't bode well for the Olbion matches. We think things are bad now, we're going to find out what misery is all about.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: CT on February 28, 2015, 04:57:40 PM
At least Randy is "having fun".

Hurts much less when you're thousands of miles away.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on February 28, 2015, 04:57:43 PM
Cisse was the difference, the only genuine quality attacking player on the pitch.

Clark was our best player again, Benteke was a lot better to be fair. Lowton did a relatively solid job out of position. The rest merged into meh

Hopeless substitutions from our manager didnt help but we looked a beaten side after Cleverley's miss. They looked more likely to get a second than us equalising.

Guzan 5, Hutton 5, Okore 5, Clark 8, Lowton 6, Cleverley 5, Westwood 6, Delph 6, Sinclair 4, Gabby 5, Benteke 6

Nzogbia 5, Weimann 3, Bacuna 5
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: phantom limb on February 28, 2015, 04:57:44 PM
I'm still watching the team every week but I've already come to terms with it, nobody could have turned this pile of shit around and Sherwood certainly won't be able to. I'd just rather we were put out of our misery.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: passitsideways on February 28, 2015, 04:58:11 PM
How good/plentiful are streams for the Championship? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 28, 2015, 04:58:17 PM
We really were never going to beat these c**ts.  They've been shit for ages and as usual we give poor teams a helping hand.  We are luck the results went our way today but we are fucking awful and waste whatever little opportunities we create. We have no fight desire or any fucking footballing ability.  What a fucking mess. Lerner, Faulkner and Mr fox created this shambles between them, utter c**ts.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on February 28, 2015, 04:58:17 PM
West Brom, Sunderland, Swansea - 7 points minimum.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on February 28, 2015, 04:58:24 PM
feeling down, going down, staying down.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: wolfman999 on February 28, 2015, 04:58:29 PM
Only crum of comfort being that all the other bottom sides lost as well but it's looking grim. (QPR and Leicester yet to play) When will we get some luck in games as we're fucking well overdue for some?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Stu on February 28, 2015, 04:58:30 PM
We deserved a point, I think. Newcastle were not better than us, we matched them mostly. Crap defending for their goal, and the way we were giving the ball away was infuriating at times.

I think we're not getting any luck either. This result was tough to take because we should have had a point here. Here we are on seven losses on the trot though. Don't know what else to say.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on February 28, 2015, 04:58:42 PM
Randy's clearly a nice guy and doesn't like being unpopular.

Maybe if we do go down, he'll turn the money taps back on and spend whatever it takes to get us back up again?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 04:58:47 PM
We replaced one bad manager with another, and many of the players are very bad. Not a good recipe.

Your calling him a bad manager after just two games!!!!

No, he's played many games before. I don't think he's a good manager, I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it unless and until he proves me wrong.

Of course it's by no means all his fault, obviously. The chairman for thinking that good players can be bought for no money, the previous manager for being incredibly shit too, and of course the players for being rubbish.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 28, 2015, 04:58:51 PM
Devoid of belief and confidence. Better today but there's a huge gap between what we are producing and what we need to get out of this. Really, really worried now
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 28, 2015, 04:59:15 PM
Can't put too much blame on sherwood.
The players have been completely and utterly broken by the c unt before him and the c unts upstairs who allowed it to happen.
Time is against sherwood and us.

And when fucking shite like Newcastle turn us over with virtually their only shot, you know it's pretty much game over.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 04:59:23 PM
At least Randy is "having fun".

Hurts much less when you're thousands of miles away.

Yeah I guess it is quite fun on a beach in the Caribbean, instead of another non descript town paying to watch your team get shit on again.

We've all got the wrong narrative anyway man.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Legion on February 28, 2015, 04:59:23 PM
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Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on February 28, 2015, 04:59:36 PM
We played probably as well as we can.  It's not good enough to stay in this league.  The lack of skill or brains in most of what we do is quite astounding.  Some of our players, fuck, most of our players seem to be without most of the basic footballing skills.  And there is hardly any teamwork or cohesion in our play.  It's a godawful mess.

11 games to go and it's very hard to make a sound case for us getting anywhere near the number of points we'll need.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 28, 2015, 04:59:43 PM
Lerner made the change too late. Failing to beat Sunderland and Palace, and losing to Leicester, cost us dearly. He should have changed it before Christmas. I truly don't know whether Sherwood is any good or not, but he hasn't been given enough games to change us - I'm surprised he took the gig tbh. Other teams losing means we aren't cast adrift but we simply can't score. Really think we're down now.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: SteveD on February 28, 2015, 04:59:48 PM
Second half showed why we are likely to be going down. Too many passengers throughout the squad. Sherwood doesn't need a sports psychologist but a lobotomist for most of these. The only reason we're not completely doomed yet is the sides around us. Again results went for us.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 05:00:13 PM
How good/plentiful are streams for the Championship? Asking for a friend.

About as easy to find as a Villa goal.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on February 28, 2015, 05:00:20 PM
I agree with a previous poster, there's not a single member of this squad that I'd be sorry to see leave, regardless of which division we're in next season.

And the week to come is the stuff of nightmares.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on February 28, 2015, 05:00:20 PM
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Never mind the hook.  There should be a picture of Lerner on the left, pushing.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Morten on February 28, 2015, 05:01:20 PM
That shot from N'Zogbia in the end and Weimann's shot - the players are simply just not good enough. Why not bring on Gil ??? Why play Agbonlahor and Weimann again and again - they do nearly everything wrong.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: supertom on February 28, 2015, 05:01:21 PM
We're down. No one is playing shitter than we are at the moment and there's absolutely nothing positive to take away from today. We gift goals and every time we concede we give up the ghost.

How does Sherwood turn this around? I don't think there's a way. Too many poor attackers. An awful midfield of which our only good player, Delph, is out of form.
The sooner Senderos gets fit the better because Clark needs a half decent partner. Okore is all over the place at the moment. Vlaar's legs have gone.

I honestly think at this point we're actually better off going down and then rebuilding from scratch. Get in some grafters who will be solid in the Championship. Get rid of most of the fucking losers in our squad. Obviously Benteke, Delph etc, the few decent players will be gone.

If we stay up by the skin of our teeth, then what? It'll just be the same. I think we need that shock to the system of going down. Stabilise. Hopefully come up and be stronger for it, like Newcastle are now.

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on February 28, 2015, 05:01:28 PM
What has happened to Delph as well?

I'm worried about him. It looks like his dream of Champions' League football is over for at least another year.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on February 28, 2015, 05:01:36 PM
What has happened to Delph as well?

He got a juicy new contract.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 28, 2015, 05:02:14 PM
We're down, there is no way that shower of shit is getting out of this.  I despise the bloody lot of them there isn't one player I would be sorry to see go.

Fuck you Lerner you're a fucking imbecile.

unfortunately , with you

SGT said when he came in the first time lots of things wrong and if it was left it would be an enormous challenge.

we are there.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 28, 2015, 05:03:09 PM
Does anyone seriously think we have a squad capable of bouncing back up if we drop? We are fucking dire and think some of them are playing 2 divisions above their level of ability.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: supertom on February 28, 2015, 05:03:10 PM
Lerner made the change too late. Failing to beat Sunderland and Palace, and losing to Leicester, cost us dearly. He should have changed it before Christmas. I truly don't know whether Sherwood is any good or not, but he hasn't been given enough games to change us - I'm surprised he took the gig tbh. Other teams losing means we aren't cast adrift but we simply can't score. Really think we're down now.
Missing out on Pulis will ultimately kill us. West Brom conversely will stay up comfortably. Back when he took them over they looked woeful. The switcharound has been painful to watch.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: LTA on February 28, 2015, 05:03:21 PM
May not be mathematically down, but the players look like they've mentally accepted relegation.

Albion will absolutely murder us on Tuesday.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on February 28, 2015, 05:03:50 PM
Today was the day I lost all hope.

We're doomed.
This 😡
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 05:04:07 PM
Can anyone think of a more stupid forward pair than Gabby and Andy. Everything they do is poorly executed or a really thickie thick decision. The dumb and dumber of premier league forward lines. I hate the pair of them.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 28, 2015, 05:04:27 PM
Is that seven defeats in a row  now?

We're fucked, and it will be directly attributable to the absolutely abysmal "leadership" of the man at the very top. The man has proved himself to be totally and utterly out of his depth both sides of the atlantic, in two different sports.

Would anyone be surprised if we lost another seven matches in a row now?

I honestly wouldn't. We are just so utterly feeble and brainless, and we are showing nothing like enough to inspire confidence that we are getting better.

Pathetic.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 05:04:37 PM
I did used to think any manager other than Lambert could get this shower winning. But they can't, can they? This squad is fucking dreadful, and even the players that are slightly better than average look lost. There are no positive signs - we went one up against Sturk and lost, meekly. We should have scored today, went one behind, and lost, meekly.

Last season, we went down by two to the Boggies, twice, and managed to get draws. I reckon if you gave me odds of a billion to one on us doing it on Tuesday, I wouldn't put a beat-up bob on it.

These players will be relegated, because they're an awful, nothing side. They wear Villa shirts, but fuck off if you think they're Aston Villa.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 28, 2015, 05:04:46 PM
How does Sherwood turn this around?
By bringing on Zog
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Stu on February 28, 2015, 05:05:35 PM
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Never mind the hook.  There should be a picture of Lerner on the left, pushing.

That's pretty much my opinion. With all the money swilling about the league, how we're managing to struggle so much, season after season, is down to negligence at the top.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 28, 2015, 05:05:43 PM
Can anyone think of a more stupid forward pair than Gabby and Andy. Everything they do is poorly executed or a really thickie thick decision. The dumb and dumber of premier league forward lines. I hate the pair of them.
You know what, I am in full agreement, and yes, 'hate' is the right word.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Boz on February 28, 2015, 05:05:49 PM
With a -24 goal difference and 4 points adrift of Hull and  3 off Sunderland, we need more than a miracle now.

There was improvement of sorts but needed a minimum of a draw today. Lerner's investment is losing value rapidly, he needed to speculate to accumulate and he will pay a heavy price if he wants to still sell.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 28, 2015, 05:06:13 PM
Is that seven defeats in a row  now?
Don't worry,  some on here think we'll get another 10-15 points easy.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 05:06:21 PM
I did used to think any manager other than Lambert could get this shower winning. But they can't, can they? This squad is fucking dreadful, and even the players that are slightly better than average look lost. There are no positive signs - we went one up against Sturk and lost, meekly. We should have scored today, went one behind, and lost, meekly.

Last season, we went down by two to the Boggies, twice, and managed to get draws. I reckon if you gave me odds of a billion to one on us doing it on Tuesday, I wouldn't put a beat-up bob on it.

These players will be relegated, because they're an awful, nothing side. They wear Villa shirts, but fuck off if you think they're Aston Villa.

They're a team full of Ashley Westwoods. Real nice guys, but shit.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: supertom on February 28, 2015, 05:06:24 PM
Can anyone think of a more stupid forward pair than Gabby and Andy. Everything they do is poorly executed or a really thickie thick decision. The dumb and dumber of premier league forward lines. I hate the pair of them.
It was so Lambert-esque today. Gabby starting despite being fuck awful all season. Then we hear those immortal words "Andi Weimann is about to come on."

Fucking brilliant.

I never want to see them in a Villa shirt again. Pathetic. I could say the same about half of our squad, maybe more.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on February 28, 2015, 05:06:58 PM
We're going down, because we cannot score. Tuesday is now must win.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 05:07:06 PM
Gabby and Weimann both got a good go, again, and they were both as shit as last week. Gil nowhere, even though he and Sinclair have been all we've got since January.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on February 28, 2015, 05:07:32 PM
Lerner made the change too late. Failing to beat Sunderland and Palace, and losing to Leicester, cost us dearly. He should have changed it before Christmas. I truly don't know whether Sherwood is any good or not, but he hasn't been given enough games to change us - I'm surprised he took the gig tbh. Other teams losing means we aren't cast adrift but we simply can't score. Really think we're down now.

Missing out on Pulis will ultimately kill us. West Brom conversely will stay up comfortably. Back when he took them over they looked woeful. The switcharound has been painful to watch.

Spot on - I am absolutely convinced there was a clause in Mr Mumbles contract that said we could get rid with a lower payoff if we dropped in to the bottom 3 .

Happened against Hull - he was gone the next day.

Penny pinching of a few million will cost this club millions and millions for the years we are down.

Wankers.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on February 28, 2015, 05:07:34 PM
Timmy's win percentage is taking a bit of a pasting, isn't it?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 28, 2015, 05:07:52 PM
I'd also say that, although I don't really blame Sherwood for the last couple of results, you have to seriously question Lerner and Fox's brains to

1. Leave it so very late to sack Lambert in the first place.
2. Replace him with a rookie manager with no track record of motivating players in a desperately struggling side.

How on earth did they think that was going to pan out?

These people have noble intentions (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on that, anyway), and Fox might be great at getting sponsorship deals and whatnot, but they have zero "nous", absolutely zero.

Good luck flogging that shirt sponsorship in the Championship next year, Tom. Oh, and good luck flogging the club, too, Lerner.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on February 28, 2015, 05:08:01 PM
Is that seven defeats in a row  now?
Don't worry,  some on here think we'll get another 10-15 points easy.
The rest of us are bedwetters apparently.  Someone said on the match thread "We'll batter these second half."  It's just chest-beating bullshit rhetoric.  We're shit and any side - absolutely any side - would fancy their chances against us.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on February 28, 2015, 05:08:18 PM
Gil was a breath of fresh air....seems like he's succumbed like the rest. Didn't take long.....
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on February 28, 2015, 05:08:57 PM
Gabby and Weimann both got a good go, again, and they were both as shit as last week. Gil nowhere, even though he and Sinclair have been all we've got since January.

Gabby and Weimann would struggle to stand out in the Championship. If we do end up there, we'll need better players than them up front to get out of it.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 05:09:29 PM
Senderos and Cole..... I know they haven't played today and I'm in a bad mood now but these two fucking leeches signing, another example of why we are where we are. History of being injured all the time, told they are past it. We sign them, they are always injured and we are shovelling some more millions out of the club and in to players pockets who contribute nothing.

Stupid decisions, every where, all the time, repeated over and over.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on February 28, 2015, 05:09:55 PM
Does anyone seriously think we have a squad capable of bouncing back up if we drop? We are fucking dire and think some of them are playing 2 divisions above their level of ability.

I dont what would our squad realistically be - Given, Hutton,Lowton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho, Bacuna, Westwood, Sanchez, Cole, Gabby, Weimann, Grealish, Nzogbia, Senderos, Baker, Gil, Richardson, Gardner - no goal threat in that squad and a collection of characters that are going nowhere career wise the most of them. We would be a soft touch in the second division.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on February 28, 2015, 05:10:04 PM
Lets see if the cnuts are clinking bottles on the coach tweeting job done at the end of this season.  Wankers.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on February 28, 2015, 05:10:12 PM
We don't play like a team at all for me. There's very little cohesion and we seem to play like a group of individuals trying to make something happen, rather than a team with a good understanding of each other.

I've always defended Lerner and argued that he is naive rather than spiteful, and have been willing to be patient with whoever the management is at Villa, but if they somehow conspire to relegate Aston Villa FC, they would deserve the abuse and hatred they would get.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on February 28, 2015, 05:10:38 PM
Gabby and Weimann both got a good go, again, and they were both as shit as last week. Gil nowhere, even though he and Sinclair have been all we've got since January.
That's the thing: we've mostly still got the players who've been substandard for a long time now.  Sinclair and Gil won't be enough to save us.  Cleverley quite plainly won't.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 05:10:44 PM
I'd also say that, although I don't really blame Sherwood for the last couple of results, you have to seriously question Lerner and Fox's brains to

1. Leave it so very late to sack Lambert in the first place.
2. Replace him with a rookie manager with no track record of motivating players in a desperately struggling side.

How on earth did they think that was going to pan out?

These people have noble intentions (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on that, anyway), and Fox might be great at getting sponsorship deals and whatnot, but they have zero "nous", absolutely zero.

Good luck flogging that shirt sponsorship in the Championship next year, Tom. Oh, and good luck flogging the club, too, Lerner.

Number 1 is really the biggy. Dumb as nuts to think there was any hope of Lambert turning it around.

I don't think Sherwood is wholly responsible for these two defeats - it's 7 in a row, not 2 in a row. However, I don't think his tactics have helped. Today, even when we were playing well, we looked ramshackle and shapeless. You can't help but compare it to how quickly someone like Pulis gets his teams organised and competent.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 28, 2015, 05:11:07 PM
lerner knows f@ck all

my only positive, his loosing dough
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on February 28, 2015, 05:11:08 PM
Just been shoved by a very grumpy fat man in a black & white tie. Mardy bastard.  Anyway, that's why we're going down, that's why we're going down...
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Nastylee on February 28, 2015, 05:11:36 PM
Said all along that if we get to 10pm on Tuesday without a win then it's definitely curtains. It's WBA or bust now. Only saving grace today was the other results went our way. Burnley would have backed themselves to beat Swansea.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on February 28, 2015, 05:11:48 PM
Cole
I had totally forgotten about him.  What a master stroke that signing was.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 05:11:53 PM
Can we not just try Gil and Sinclair off Benteke? Why has it always got to be dumb and dumber making appearances? If I see another Weimann shot when he's leaning back balloon 50 ft over the bar before I'm 50 it will be a day too soon.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on February 28, 2015, 05:12:43 PM
Is that seven defeats in a row  now?
Don't worry,  some on here think we'll get another 10-15 points easy.
The rest of us are bedwetters apparently.  Someone said on the match thread "We'll batter these second half."  It's just chest-beating bullshit rhetoric.  We're shit and any side - absolutely any side - would fancy their chances against us.

I don't think it's 'chest-beating bullshit.' I think Newcastle were genuinely pretty bad and people thought that Aston Villa should batter them. They were right: we should, normally. It's hard to acclimatise to our current levels of shitness though.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on February 28, 2015, 05:12:50 PM
dire football dire players dire owner dire straights
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 28, 2015, 05:13:44 PM
Midfield is non existent. Milner Petrov Downing  Reo-Coker Young in 2010. Now all we have is shit.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on February 28, 2015, 05:14:11 PM
I don't think it's 'chest-beating bullshit.' I think Newcastle were genuinely pretty bad and people thought that Aston Villa should batter them. They were right: we should, normally. It's hard to acclimatise to our current levels of shitness though.
What do you mean 'normally'?  'Normally' we're shit.  And have been for at least three seasons.  We're absolutely kidding ourselves if we think we're going to batter anyone.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on February 28, 2015, 05:14:17 PM
How good/plentiful are streams for the Championship? Asking for a friend.

God knows, but I wont be watching anyway
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on February 28, 2015, 05:14:37 PM
I'd also say that, although I don't really blame Sherwood for the last couple of results, you have to seriously question Lerner and Fox's brains to

1. Leave it so very late to sack Lambert in the first place.
2. Replace him with a rookie manager with no track record of motivating players in a desperately struggling side.

How on earth did they think that was going to pan out?

These people have noble intentions (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on that, anyway), and Fox might be great at getting sponsorship deals and whatnot, but they have zero "nous", absolutely zero.

Good luck flogging that shirt sponsorship in the Championship next year, Tom. Oh, and good luck flogging the club, too, Lerner.

Number 1 is really the biggy. Dumb as nuts to think there was any hope of Lambert turning it around.

I don't think Sherwood is wholly responsible for these two defeats - it's 7 in a row, not 2 in a row. However, I don't think his tactics have helped. Today, even when we were playing well, we looked ramshackle and shapeless. You can't help but compare it to how quickly someone like Pulis gets his teams organised and competent.

Some of us were roundly ridiculed for suggesting Pulis would be a good idea. I stand by my belief that he was the sensible option if avoiding relegation was the extent of our short-term ambitions. Which, given how things look right now, it fecking well should have been.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 05:15:03 PM
I can only assume that Agbonlahor in training looks like Leo Messi, because there is nothing - absolutely nothing - to keep him in the team based on his performances.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: passitsideways on February 28, 2015, 05:15:08 PM
The only thing I'm clinging to is that we're still (!!!!!) level on points with QPR in 17th. The moment that 17th placed team moves to three points above us, it's done and done.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 05:15:16 PM
What Delph, Cleverley and Westwood do as a three can be done by one decent player. Westwood passes sideways, Cleverley runs a bit and Delph from time to time puts in a tackle and moves forward.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 05:16:08 PM
I can only assume that Agbonlahor in training looks like Leo Messi, because there is nothing - absolutely nothing - to keep him in the team based on his performances.

Gabby looks and plays like he's been hit over the head with a sledge hammer.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on February 28, 2015, 05:18:55 PM
I can only assume that Agbonlahor in training looks like Leo Messi, because there is nothing - absolutely nothing - to keep him in the team based on his performances.
There was a moment in the second half when he ran half the length of the pitch to clatter one of their players and get a yellow card.  It was his only burst of pace in the whole game.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 05:19:45 PM
And what happened to all of this 'build the team around Benteke' theory when Sherwood took over? As far as I'm concerned, I don't want to see Benteke further back than the apex of the D on the penalty area. Let everybody else get the ball to him. Whatever it takes, get him to score. I don't care if you start with a rush-back goalie, get him a proper chance, and keep doing it.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on February 28, 2015, 05:20:06 PM
Cole
I had totally forgotten about him.  What a master stroke that signing was.

Another season left on the payroll though, he perfects the hands on hips routine I'll give him that. Maybe he can help train a squad of cheerleaders next season. Going to need some extra entertainment to get punters through the gates at Villa Park next season.

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: mikeb1982 on February 28, 2015, 05:21:09 PM
Sherwood just said "we picked ourselves up" on the beeb.  Oh, fuck...
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Ads on February 28, 2015, 05:21:49 PM
Better side, deserved a point. Weimann and Gabby are poor.

The Gerodies waiting for us outside shit themselves.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: mr underhill on February 28, 2015, 05:23:23 PM
I wonder how many playing today will be come August, irrespective of the division? Not many, hopefully.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on February 28, 2015, 05:24:57 PM
Better side, deserved a point. Weimann and Gabby are poor.

The Gerodies waiting for us outside shit themselves.
They only come hard on horses
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: walsall villain on February 28, 2015, 05:25:09 PM
Every match day is like groundhog day. It's true what they say about struggling sides, luck deserts you and you get punished for occasional defensive lapses. Son tells me we played well for 70 minutes but the ball just isn't quite dropping for us, he tells me last 20 minutes was desperate.
I don't know how we aren't already cut adrift after SEVEN straight defeats but bizarrely we still have a chance. The upcoming two games might give us the lift we need if we can get a bit of bloody luck from somewhere.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 28, 2015, 05:25:32 PM
13 goals in 27 league games. When you pause for a minute to really take in how bad that really is, it's quite mind-blowingly breathtaking
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Drummond on February 28, 2015, 05:25:51 PM
We won't lose many players in the summer, we'll have a good season next in the Championship and then do better when we come back up.

What a time to go down.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: CT Villan on February 28, 2015, 05:26:32 PM
Guzan - decent enough saves but looks increasingly shaky in his own 6 yard box...and his distribution is criminal
Hutton - OK, I guess. Positioning not the best today...but at least he was trying to get into attacking positions.
Lowton - OK playing on his weaker side, lacking match sharpness,.
Okore - never been convinced by him and one of his mistakes cost us.
Clark - Excellent, one of the few that left it all on the pitch.
Cleverley - underwhelming (again). Shouldn't start the next game.
Westwood - OK, moved the ball well and played that nice pass into Sinclair...but his dead ball delivery is shocking.
Delph - Not sure what has happened to him...very poor again today and not worthy of the armband.
Sinclair - Tried, a bit...but not happening for him today.
Gabby - decided to start running the channels for about 5 minutes in the second half only. Should not be in the starting XI.
Benteke - Seems to be improving but we will run out of matches before he is back up to speed.

Subs :
N'Zog - shocking (Again)
Weimann - shocking (again)
Bacuna - should be on from the start, in his rightful position.

Sherwood - I could see some improvements, particularly in the first half, but as soon as we are pushed onto the back foot we cave. For the life of me I cannot understand why N'Zogbia is anywhere near the team, let alone getting time on the pitch. The only thing I can guess is that he wants to assess all of the players on the pitch and this was N'Zog and Lowton's turn.

Wow, I feel better for getting that off my chest.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 28, 2015, 05:26:46 PM
This team has absolutely no idea HOW to win a game anymore.
It's been so long and so infrequent that they just don't know how to do it anymore.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 28, 2015, 05:26:54 PM
What Delph, Cleverley and Westwood do as a three can be done by one decent player. Westwood passes sideways, Cleverley runs a bit and Delph from time to time puts in a tackle and moves forward.

Delph does not put in a tackle, he bloody bottles it every time. All he does is his little turn and passes it sideways, other than that he chases shadows. I can only think he's concerned he may get injured and it could complicate exercising his escape clause if/when we are relegated. He's been a fucking passenger since he signed his new and improved contract. A complete waste of space.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: CJ on February 28, 2015, 05:27:54 PM
We won't lose many players in the summer, we'll have a good season next in the Championship and then do better when we come back up.

What a time to go down.
Hopefully Gabby will have a release clause in his contract if we go down and we'll enforce it whether he wants to or not. He's on such a cushy number it beggars belief
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: adam#1 on February 28, 2015, 05:29:12 PM
It hurts from being thousands of miles away as much as it used to hurt being 20 miles away. Having watched the last two games, I thought there were encouraging signs today. We had more shots on target; Benteke for the first 60 minutes looked back; Agbonlahor seemed stronger, better running, better turning- I was disappointed he was subbed at a time he was running the channels quite well; especially for Weimann who was ineffectual to a point of destroying forward link up play. Delph looked improved, though not back to his best. Westwood was admittedly poor, but Cleverly looked half decent. Sinclair looked good to start, but faded and seem to run out of ideas. We were unlucky when they scored, Okore just not reaching the ball.

If we can get the same level of improvement incrementally match by match, get a bit of luck too, and we'll be ok. But that is a big IF.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on February 28, 2015, 05:30:03 PM
Gil was a breath of fresh air....seems like he's succumbed like the rest. Didn't take long.....

This is the point though.

Gil looks a player, so we either stick him out wide and dont play him at all. He needs to be playing central behind Benteke. Its f in obvious. Instead we bring on Charlie
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aev on February 28, 2015, 05:31:20 PM
I think our best/only chance of staying up is getting Benteke firing. There are no other goals in the team as we have seen this season.

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Billy Walker on February 28, 2015, 05:31:28 PM
We're in a scrap with QPR, Burnley and Leicester.  Keep fighting and believing Villa, we can definitely do this.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on February 28, 2015, 05:31:39 PM
What Delph, Cleverley and Westwood do as a three can be done by one decent player. Westwood passes sideways, Cleverley runs a bit and Delph from time to time puts in a tackle and moves forward.

Delph does not put in a tackle, he bloody bottles it every time. All he does is his little turn and passes it sideways, other than that he chases shadows. I can only think he's concerned he may get injured and it could complicate exercising his escape clause if/when we are relegated. He's been a fucking passenger since he signed his new and improved contract. A complete waste of space.

Delph's seemingly endless fucking 'Cruyff turns' piss me off so much, even when they work! Irrational, but there it is.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on February 28, 2015, 05:31:58 PM
Sherwood just said "we picked ourselves up" on the beeb.  Oh, fuck...
I know hes been here 5 minutes but he is a fucking chancer IMO
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on February 28, 2015, 05:32:16 PM
I'd also say that, although I don't really blame Sherwood for the last couple of results, you have to seriously question Lerner and Fox's brains to

1. Leave it so very late to sack Lambert in the first place.
2. Replace him with a rookie manager with no track record of motivating players in a desperately struggling side.

How on earth did they think that was going to pan out?

These people have noble intentions (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on that, anyway), and Fox might be great at getting sponsorship deals and whatnot, but they have zero "nous", absolutely zero.

Good luck flogging that shirt sponsorship in the Championship next year, Tom. Oh, and good luck flogging the club, too, Lerner.

Number 1 is really the biggy. Dumb as nuts to think there was any hope of Lambert turning it around.

I don't think Sherwood is wholly responsible for these two defeats - it's 7 in a row, not 2 in a row. However, I don't think his tactics have helped. Today, even when we were playing well, we looked ramshackle and shapeless. You can't help but compare it to how quickly someone like Pulis gets his teams organised and competent.

Agreed. We chose a manager with 20 games under his belt instead of a proven prem manager with 20 years managerial experience.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 05:32:16 PM
At the moment, I'm not bothered about keeping any of them. I'm not saying this out of hurt, it's just that i'm fucked off having to watch the same ineptitude every fucking game. The crap Westwood dead balls, the Benteke offsides, the Agbonlahor running into the full-back for a goal kicks. I keep trying to picture them becoming a team against an abysmal Championship side and I really cannot manage it. None of them seem to know how to play this sport anymore, and if serious bids came in for our better players in the summer, I honestly would be open to offers.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aev on February 28, 2015, 05:32:30 PM
Gil was a breath of fresh air....seems like he's succumbed like the rest. Didn't take long.....

This is the point though.

Gil looks a player, so we either stick him out wide and dont play him at all. He needs to be playing central behind Benteke. Its f in obvious. Instead we bring on Charlie

He has to be still injured  - it makes no sense otherwise.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on February 28, 2015, 05:33:01 PM
dire football dire players dire owner dire straights

And a road to nowhere
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Ads on February 28, 2015, 05:33:45 PM
Weimann and Gabby to be dropped, Gil to play off him. Today was a lot better. We ran out of ideas at the end, but we missed some good chances first half and Cleverley missed a huge one second.

Status quo hasn't changed at the bottom, which is a blessing. Huge pressure on Tuesday.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rotterdam Vetran on February 28, 2015, 05:34:19 PM
No chance of staying up.Cant score goals.Cant win games.Taxi for Aston Villa.So sad
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: myf on February 28, 2015, 05:34:32 PM
Throw the towel in. Can't take anymore. Baggies safe as well. Will park the bus on Tuesday.  Curtains
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on February 28, 2015, 05:35:01 PM
dire football dire players dire owner dire straights

All that money for nothing.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on February 28, 2015, 05:35:48 PM
What Delph, Cleverley and Westwood do as a three can be done by one decent player. Westwood passes sideways, Cleverley runs a bit and Delph from time to time puts in a tackle and moves forward.

Delph does not put in a tackle, he bloody bottles it every time. All he does is his little turn and passes it sideways, other than that he chases shadows. I can only think he's concerned he may get injured and it could complicate exercising his escape clause if/when we are relegated. He's been a fucking passenger since he signed his new and improved contract. A complete waste of space.

I thought the same particularly in the first half but wondered whether my poor stream was making him look bad.

He was never that great in the first place
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: mattjpa on February 28, 2015, 05:36:31 PM
Against Baggies I would go

Given
Hutton Clarke Vlaar Okore
Delph Westwood
Sinclair Gill Grealish
Benteke
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 28, 2015, 05:36:46 PM
Oddly I am now on the other side of it. Just accepting with a smile and a shrug our time has come. Hey ho we will still have a club next season.

If by a miracle we start winning games then thats upside but right now its easier to just accept its our year and not get upset over it.

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on February 28, 2015, 05:40:31 PM
Oddly I am now on the other side of it. Just accepting with a smile and a shrug our time has come. Hey ho we will still have a club next season.

If by a miracle we start winning games then thats upside but right now its easier to just accept its our year and not get upset over it.

I too feel the need to protect myself from the pain. I have to find ways to survive emotionally. This could become serious.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 05:40:31 PM
Throw the towel in. Can't take anymore. Baggies safe as well. Will park the bus on Tuesday.  Curtains

I hate Pulis with a passion, but he's experienced enough to drum into his players the opportunity they have this week. He'll set up to stop us scoring, for one, and elbows into Benteke to get him sent off. And that'll be job done in the league. Saturday will be the pudding.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on February 28, 2015, 05:41:20 PM
Oddly I am now on the other side of it. Just accepting with a smile and a shrug our time has come. Hey ho we will still have a club next season.

If by a miracle we start winning games then thats upside but right now its easier to just accept its our year and not get upset over it.

Me too. Our form suggests no other option
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on February 28, 2015, 05:42:50 PM
We must be the only fcukin side who don't get a managerial bounce from a change of manager.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on February 28, 2015, 05:45:30 PM
We must be the only fcukin side who don't get a managerial bounce from a change of manager.
There wouldn't be a bounce if they'd brought in Zebedee and Tigger as joint managers.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 28, 2015, 05:46:04 PM
I'm sure I read that we are the only team in all 4 divisions to not have recorded a win in 2015.

I don't know about taking it on the chin, fair play to those who are resigned to it.

Personally, I am absolutely fucking distraught.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 28, 2015, 05:46:37 PM

Oddly I am now on the other side of it. Just accepting with a smile and a shrug our time has come. Hey ho we will still have a club next season.

If by a miracle we start winning games then thats upside but right now its easier to just accept its our year and not get upset over it.

Me too. Our form suggests no other option

I too feel the need to protect myself from the pain. I have to find ways to survive emotionally. This could become serious.

Its the only way at this point IMHO. Its that or be miserable to our families and have every weekend ruined for the next few months. Football is meant to be fun, its just not worth getting that upset over. Accept, have a grin and move on.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on February 28, 2015, 05:47:12 PM
Oddly I am now on the other side of it. Just accepting with a smile and a shrug our time has come. Hey ho we will still have a club next season.

If by a miracle we start winning games then thats upside but right now its easier to just accept its our year and not get upset over it.

Me too. Our form suggests no other option

(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/095/0/c/no_thanks____by_djbisparulz-d3daisi.jpg)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: VancouverLion on February 28, 2015, 05:48:33 PM
Westwood is absolute shite, he almost never gets a set piece over the first defender which then puts us under pressure on the counter. We"re in the shit alright, pathetic!!!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on February 28, 2015, 05:52:18 PM
Well Mr Lerner the businessman. Your actions of the past are now coming back to haunt you and dramatically reduce the value of your investment. To you Aston Villa may be an investment or a toy but to me it is the club I love. I am seething , absolutely seething..custodian ? Custodian my fuckin arse..You have let Aston Villa down by your ineptitude. Shame , shame and fuckin shame on you.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: ez on February 28, 2015, 05:52:52 PM
I'd also say that, although I don't really blame Sherwood for the last couple of results, you have to seriously question Lerner and Fox's brains to

1. Leave it so very late to sack Lambert in the first place.
2. Replace him with a rookie manager with no track record of motivating players in a desperately struggling side.

How on earth did they think that was going to pan out?

These people have noble intentions (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on that, anyway), and Fox might be great at getting sponsorship deals and whatnot, but they have zero "nous", absolutely zero.

Good luck flogging that shirt sponsorship in the Championship next year, Tom. Oh, and good luck flogging the club, too, Lerner.

Number 1 is really the biggy. Dumb as nuts to think there was any hope of Lambert turning it around.

I don't think Sherwood is wholly responsible for these two defeats - it's 7 in a row, not 2 in a row. However, I don't think his tactics have helped. Today, even when we were playing well, we looked ramshackle and shapeless. You can't help but compare it to how quickly someone like Pulis gets his teams organised and competent.

Agreed. We chose a manager with 20 games under his belt instead of a proven prem manager with 20 years managerial experience.

Yes. Leaving Lambert in place so long has crippled us. That performance stank of Lambert.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Oscar Arce on February 28, 2015, 05:53:22 PM
Albion will be rubbing their hands. Anything less than a win and they've virtually sent us down.
Thanks Lambert. Thanks Lerner. Thanks useless excuses for players.
Wankers.

 
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 28, 2015, 05:54:20 PM
Senderos and Cole..... I know they haven't played today and I'm in a bad mood now but these two fucking leeches signing, another example of why we are where we are.

Most of our signings last summer - Cole, Senderos and Richardson - looked suspiciously like Championship signings at the time.

I didn't really understand why so many people were happy with our summer business. I thought it was fecking awful, and reeked of having absolutely zero ambition beyond not getting relegated.

I thought our January window was awful, too.

It isn't all about buying players, because too many of the ones we already have aren't producing, but I can't remember the last time we had a transfer window which really gave any encouragement.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on February 28, 2015, 05:54:51 PM
Bringing on Weimann and NZog puts a huge question mark over Sherwood's judgement. I know it is only his second game, but neither were going to bring anything different to the game.

If we're going to survive, we have to do the simple things well and also do something radically different; make the oppo uncomfortable.

Can't see it happening.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on February 28, 2015, 05:59:26 PM
We can only hope for freak snow storms to hit Birmingham on Tuesday for two months.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: ronshirt on February 28, 2015, 06:00:10 PM
Players lacking in any kind of confidence. Players lacking the experience of mucking in at the bottom of the table. Players who probably don't care either way. Players who might secretly think that life in the Championship might be more to their liking. Players who might relish the thought of relegation because of their treatment during the tenure of TOSM.

I realise that our Randy may be too busy engaging with Shunammites to address himself to the possibility of relegation but surely The General could find time to mis-type something or other to encourage us all.

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 06:01:40 PM
Senderos and Cole..... I know they haven't played today and I'm in a bad mood now but these two fucking leeches signing, another example of why we are where we are.

Most of our signings last summer - Cole, Senderos and Richardson - looked suspiciously like Championship signings at the time.

I didn't really understand why so many people were happy with our summer business. I thought it was fecking awful, and reeked of having absolutely zero ambition beyond not getting relegated.

I thought our January window was awful, too.

It isn't all about buying players, because too many of the ones we already have aren't producing, but I can't remember the last time we had a transfer window which really gave any encouragement.

To be fair, I thought Senderos started the season okay. But you're right, when he was linked, I think my exact words were 'Fucking Senderos?' Cole was never going to be a good fit as a Villa player either. Even the Spaniard we managed to get in was a bargain basement option.

It's not so much spending peanuts that bothered me. It was that it was yet another two windows where you couldn't tell what we were aiming for. I couldn't picture any of those signings taking us by the scruff of the neck, Dave Mackay style, and making us anything other than league meat.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 28, 2015, 06:02:19 PM
We are fucked, Im resigned to it, we are so unlucky. We should have been in front at half time, we werent, we never will be.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on February 28, 2015, 06:02:35 PM
I'm sure I read that we are the only team in all 4 divisions to not have recorded a win in 2015.

I don't know about taking it on the chin, fair play to those who are resigned to it.

Personally, I am absolutely fucking distraught.


I'm with you on that, sick to the stomach.

I don't believe we are certainties to go down but do think we will have to hope Qpr implode
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on February 28, 2015, 06:03:39 PM
Against Baggies I would go

Given
Hutton Clarke Vlaar Okore
Delph Westwood
Sinclair Gill Grealish
Benteke

Not sure about Okore left back.

Real problem for us now is that many players who are clearly top division standard are struggling form wise. Clark is the only player we can rely on at the moment. Today was much better from Benteke, he could do with bundling in one off any part of his anatomy.

The likes of Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Vlaar, Sanchez, Delph and Benteke have been in poor form for a while. Sinclair after his two recent goals we hoped might spark something for us, but he hid today for the second away game in a row. Cleverley puts in a shift but hasnt an assist or goal this season and it shows. Sherwood doesnt seem gone on Gil or Grealish. Nzogbia, Weimann and Gabby might have the one odd good game in 10 but Id have no confidence in them getting goals or assists for us. Westwood has his uses with the ball but a two man midfield with him in it is always going to struggle on the counterattack.

Two things we could do if we are to play more direct ball to Benteke, is for starters to get our best set piece taker into the side, Bacuna, and also replace Guzan with Given. Guzan kicking is just too poor really and Given wont be worse around his six yard line than Guzan has been of late.

A third change that has been evident for at least two seasons is that Benteke and Gabby cannot play together up top in a 2 man forward line. Gabby actually wasnt too bad after half time when he moved to the flanks getting one of their centre halves booked. This was always the danger of getting a new man in was that it would take him a couple of games to figure this out. But Sherwood simply cant pick the two of them up top together again.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: walsall villain on February 28, 2015, 06:04:23 PM

Oddly I am now on the other side of it. Just accepting with a smile and a shrug our time has come. Hey ho we will still have a club next season.

If by a miracle we start winning games then thats upside but right now its easier to just accept its our year and not get upset over it.

Me too. Our form suggests no other option

I too feel the need to protect myself from the pain. I have to find ways to survive emotionally. This could become serious.

Its the only way at this point IMHO. Its that or be miserable to our families and have every weekend ruined for the next few months. Football is meant to be fun, its just not worth getting that upset over. Accept, have a grin and move on.
Wish I could but just can't. Another miserable weekend in store. Perversely glad we are playing Tuesday night for my next rush of optimism followed, no doubt, by some gut wrenching disaster.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on February 28, 2015, 06:05:20 PM
Can't see any revival from lot. Change left too late and quite simply the players we have are not good enough.
Would be a literal miracle from this point on
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Five Villa Tattoos on February 28, 2015, 06:05:34 PM
Can't see where our next win is coming from. With every game a little more hope slips away.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on February 28, 2015, 06:06:45 PM
We were unlucky to lose in my opinion probably did enough to get a point. That said we are useless, Sherwood will be a miracle worker if he keeps this shower up. We dont deserve to be in this league
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on February 28, 2015, 06:09:26 PM
Probably only plus is teams around us lost
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aev on February 28, 2015, 06:10:27 PM
Senderos and Cole..... I know they haven't played today and I'm in a bad mood now but these two fucking leeches signing, another example of why we are where we are.


Most of our signings last summer - Cole, Senderos and Richardson - looked suspiciously like Championship signings at the time.

I didn't really understand why so many people were happy with our summer business. I thought it was fecking awful, and reeked of having absolutely zero ambition beyond not getting relegated.

I thought our January window was awful, too.

It isn't all about buying players, because too many of the ones we already have aren't producing, but I can't remember the last time we had a transfer window which really gave any encouragement.

To be fair, I thought Senderos started the season okay. But you're right, when he was linked, I think my exact words were 'Fucking Senderos?' Cole was never going to be a good fit as a Villa player either. Even the Spaniard we managed to get in was a bargain basement option.

It's not so much spending peanuts that bothered me. It was that it was yet another two windows where you couldn't tell what we were aiming for. I couldn't picture any of those signings taking us by the scruff of the neck, Dave Mackay style, and making us anything other than league meat.

Gil is a good player, as is Sanchez. Our problem is we get 2 players from a different league, playing different types of football and expect them to come in and be our saviours. We desperately need them to hit the ground running but it is a hell of a gamble doing this as not many actually do this over a sustained period.

Our league is quick and physical - if we had signed these 2 with some experienced quality players (ie expensive ones) then we would have reaped the benefits.

It is like filling your pension pot with penny shares.

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on February 28, 2015, 06:11:22 PM
No goals; no points. Another Aston Villa Saturday (or Sunday/Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday...)

By about this time next week we'll be further adrift in the league and out of the Cup and, I venture, not scored in either game.  I think that's when the realization will dawn amongst even the most optimistic. 
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 28, 2015, 06:12:41 PM
The teams around us losing is only a plus if we are out of the bottom 3

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: ez on February 28, 2015, 06:13:18 PM
It pains me to say it but the performance today is probably as good as it gets for us now. I don't think there is a any way to improve on the current lot.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on February 28, 2015, 06:18:42 PM
The teams around us losing is only a plus if we are out of the bottom 3
Not really, it means that we're not getting cut adrift (yet)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Ron Manager on February 28, 2015, 06:22:55 PM
If Tony Pullis had those players under his control you could have guaranteed he would have kept us up !00%. From what we have seen of Mr Sherwood and his selections in the two games he has had so far we stand absolutely no chance at all.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 28, 2015, 06:24:12 PM
The teams around us losing is only a plus if we are out of the bottom 3
Not really, it means that we're not getting cut adrift (yet)

I admire your positivity, I hate to say I think we are fucked, not only are we shit, we are shit and unlucky, a bad combination.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 06:25:43 PM
"We went in at 1-0 down. Anxiety came in late in the second half. We tried to play too long, too quickly. I told them in there they need to continue to play and mix the game up and stretch teams, go and get it and be brave on the football."

I'm not exactly sure what the hell that means, and I have a degree in English.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 28, 2015, 06:31:36 PM
He is saying that we resorted to long ball too quickly once we became anxious. He told the team it needs to be a mix of attacking tactics. I don't see what is so hard to understand.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 28, 2015, 06:36:03 PM
Indeed, there is a lot to be negative about, Sherwood after 2 games isnt one of them, the ship was listing far before he took the tiller.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: KRS on February 28, 2015, 06:37:42 PM
If Tony Pullis had those players under his control you could have guaranteed he would have kept us up !00%. From what we have seen of Mr Sherwood and his selections in the two games he has had so far we stand absolutely no chance at all.
You can't guarantee that at all. Credit to Pullis for turning around both Palace and Baggies, but he'd struggle to achieve that with the poor players at his disposal at VP. We have to face facts that the overwhelming problem with the team at the moment is the sheer lack of quality and ability of the players, and as embarrassing as it is, both Palace and Baggies have better squads than ours.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 06:39:35 PM
Palace did not have particularly good players under him. The players he got to look good managed it because they were given simple to understand jobs, and everyone else worked to a plan. Under Holloway, they were supremely shite. One thing you can't say about Sherwood is that he's improved anything.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Villan For Life on February 28, 2015, 06:40:03 PM
I cannot contemplate the Villa being relegated. I remember 1986 and that was bad. I refuse to give up and will cling to any glimmer of hope and so will remain annoyingly optimistic. Hope springs eternal.

Today we our poor team played another poor team who were there for the taking. The players didn't sense that and again a mistake cost us.

We need to start winning in March because our April fixtures are difficult.



Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 06:41:07 PM
I wasn't trying to be snarky about Sherwood. He has my support. It just sounded like gibberish to me.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithe on February 28, 2015, 06:41:31 PM
If Tony Pullis had those players under his control you could have guaranteed he would have kept us up !00%. From what we have seen of Mr Sherwood and his selections in the two games he has had so far we stand absolutely no chance at all.
You can't guarantee that at all. Credit to Pullis for turning around both Palace and Baggies, but he'd struggle to achieve that with the poor players at his disposal at VP. We have to face facts that the overwhelming problem with the team at the moment is the sheer lack of quality and ability of the players, and as embarrassing as it is, both Palace and Baggies have better squads than ours.

Id rather our squad than both of theirs technically but we havnt got any heart, any will to win.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Brian Taylor on February 28, 2015, 06:47:12 PM
Sherwood has written his own Epitaph..like so many before him.

Lerner is the true culprit but Sherwood will get the toe in the arse before he gets his feet on the ground.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: KRS on February 28, 2015, 06:47:46 PM
Palace did not have particularly good players under him. The players he got to look good managed it because they were given simple to understand jobs, and everyone else worked to a plan. Under Holloway, they were supremely shite. One thing you can't say about Sherwood is that he's improved anything.
Completely subjective and we'll never get to find out if Pullis' simple to understand instructions, plans and jobs would have worked with our bunch of incompetents. Results (and arguably performances) haven't improved on the pitch yet but he's clearly making improvements behind the scenes that we can only hope will come to fruition in time. Its not looking good.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 06:50:07 PM
It's not completely subjective to show that Pulis turned around a really rubbish-looking Palace side last season. Also, I don't know all that's behind the scenes, but he seems to have brought in the tactic to hit Benteke long, and then today he's says we were going too long. It can only be his tactic, as the long-balls were obviously phased out by Lambert and obviously brought back in by Sherwood, then he criticises the players for doing it!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on February 28, 2015, 06:53:14 PM
Two games is nowhere near enough time to judge, and although he's not my choice I really, really want Sherwood to get it right, even if he has to write this season off. But one thing is critical: if it doesn't happen for him, we can't wait two bloody seasons to try an alternative.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aev on February 28, 2015, 06:54:58 PM
It's not completely subjective to show that Pulis turned around a really rubbish-looking Palace side last season. Also, I don't know all that's behind the scenes, but he seems to have brought in the tactic to hit Benteke long, and then today he's says we were going too long. It can only be his tactic, as the long-balls were obviously phased out by Lambert and obviously brought back in by Sherwood, then he criticises the players for doing it!

And Pardew has done a similar job for Palace too.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: FranzBiberkopf on February 28, 2015, 06:55:56 PM
We've gone. Draw on Tuesday. Loss to Sunderland to confirm it.

I've given up on the league. Desperate for a win on Saturday instead.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 06:56:46 PM
It's not completely subjective to show that Pulis turned around a really rubbish-looking Palace side last season. Also, I don't know all that's behind the scenes, but he seems to have brought in the tactic to hit Benteke long, and then today he's says we were going too long. It can only be his tactic, as the long-balls were obviously phased out by Lambert and obviously brought back in by Sherwood, then he criticises the players for doing it!

And Pardew has done a similar job for Palace too.

Yep, Neil Warnock is a very poor manager. Neither Pulis nor Pardew are top-level managers by any stretch, but they can organise teams competently and have been around for a while. Warnock has been around for ages, but is just getting worse somehow (how does he keep getting work? It's baffling).
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 28, 2015, 06:57:22 PM
I can take a couple of positives from today, Sherwood realised he'd made a major fuck up last week by playing the long ball and today we returned to our passing game but with needed intensity. We were playing most of the game up until the goal in the Newcastle half, the players really battled in midfield and we looked like it was only a matter of time before we scored. If we'd done that against Stoke we'd have 3 more points.

The big difference in the two teams was Obertan who was driving Newcastle forward every time he had the opportunity. If only Delph could do just half of that we wouldn't be in this situation. Fact is, Delph is more Roy Orbison than he is Obertan, Roy being the Big O, Delph being the Big 0.

Benteke had his best game in months which is very encouraging, let's see more please. Even Gabby started to look like he'd remembered what he's good at but was immediately subbed. Sinclair worked hard and tracked back well but never showed that much treat in attack. Fortunately we should have Gil back on Tuesday night.

The defence, the goal apart, looked comfortable despite not having a recognised left back in the team. I never got that worried with the Newcastle attacks, we got players in and limited them to half chances.

Overall it was an improvement compared to the Stoke performance. Tuesday will be a night to remember in one way or another, let's hope it's not a repeat of 3.3.03. It will either relaunch us or sink us. It's going to be nasty but at least based on today's performance we now know the players have the battle in them to at least compete. A bit of luck wouldn't be unwelcome too. A decent referee might help as well. Just how shit and one eyed was Lee Mason today?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on February 28, 2015, 06:57:53 PM
It's not completely subjective to show that Pulis turned around a really rubbish-looking Palace side last season. Also, I don't know all that's behind the scenes, but he seems to have brought in the tactic to hit Benteke long, and then today he's says we were going too long. It can only be his tactic, as the long-balls were obviously phased out by Lambert and obviously brought back in by Sherwood, then he criticises the players for doing it!

I thought that too. Although oddly enough, the long balls to Benteke were working, inasmuch as he won a very high proportion of them in the air. If the bloody dimwits that pass for his teammates had actually stuck a bit closer to him and gambled on winning the second ball, we might actually have got some joy out of them. Only once did Cleverley make a run, and he ended up getting a clear chance. Why didn't they keep doing it ffs? How hard can it be?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 06:59:12 PM
If there was one more midfielder then maybe players like Cleverley (who was playing wide today!) would feel more comfortable making that gamble. If only we had a player in some other area of the pitch contributing nothing to sacrifice...
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Walmley_Villa on February 28, 2015, 07:06:01 PM
Firstly we haven't been relegated today so some people need to get a grip. Yes, we don't look like we have a win in us but we aren't down just yet. The teams around us are just as bad and have nightmare run ins.

Hopefully Sherwood has learnt everything he needs to know about his players after two games where most have had a chance. Tuesday is massive and yes Albion will park the bus especially if their main two strikers are out. We can win, a single goal victory will be worth a hell of a lot.

If we do go down it isn't Sherwood's fault and I doubt Pulis would get anymore out of a very poor squad, built and funded by Lambert and Lerner.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: claret and blue blood on February 28, 2015, 07:11:29 PM
Pulis has had a lot more games including the window to sort things out,plus an inform striker,give Sherwood a chance,none of us know if he's got it in him even himself but I think he's sorting the coaching side out and that is long overdue,time however is against him ,ultimately it's luck that we are hoping for,good not bad.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 07:12:06 PM
The team we put out today only one of them has been signed permanently in the last two seasons, the other 8 were here or on loan. Fucking rubbish business done over the last 24 months and rubbish that this decline was left to fester and linger for so long.

Lerner asleep at the wheel, disgrace of a chairman, the club has been run by Lambert and Faulkner for 2 years.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: KRS on February 28, 2015, 07:13:09 PM
It's not completely subjective to show that Pulis turned around a really rubbish-looking Palace side last season. Also, I don't know all that's behind the scenes, but he seems to have brought in the tactic to hit Benteke long, and then today he's says we were going too long. It can only be his tactic, as the long-balls were obviously phased out by Lambert and obviously brought back in by Sherwood, then he criticises the players for doing it!

And Pardew has done a similar job for Palace too.
Well what we can conclude from that is that Pulis and Pardew have been able to get more out of the players at their disposal and are better managers than Holloway and Warnock respectively...but we all knew that anyway! What we have to hope is that Sherwood can get more out of the players and prove to be a better manager than Lambert...that is the uncertainty, and similarly, I meant it was completely subjective to assume that Pulis could achieve the same turn around with our squad as he has done previously given the questionable quality of our players; although I would agree that it would have been a better decision and would have given us a better chance of avoiding relegation had he been given the job before Christmas when he was available.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 28, 2015, 07:22:15 PM
Hard to argue with the comments of this Barcode:

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That has to be the luckiest win Ive seen us come up with in my time watching the Toon, Villa could have played to midnight and nothing they did would have went in.

Villa taking off Agbonlahor and Sinclair for Insomnia and Weimann ( absolutely useless) aided us in getting it over the line. Think Benteke bullied our CB's all game long and if they had made better runs it could have been a bad day. In my honest opinion if we had lost by 2 or 3 I would have came out of the game and said it was a fair results
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: PaulTheVillan on February 28, 2015, 07:24:16 PM
This isn't Sherwood's fault.

I've missed playing Blackburn.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 28, 2015, 07:26:22 PM
Hard to argue with the comments of this Barcode:

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That has to be the luckiest win Ive seen us come up with in my time watching the Toon, Villa could have played to midnight and nothing they did would have went in.

Villa taking off Agbonlahor and Sinclair for Insomnia and Weimann ( absolutely useless) aided us in getting it over the line. Think Benteke bullied our CB's all game long and if they had made better runs it could have been a bad day. In my honest opinion if we had lost by 2 or 3 I would have came out of the game and said it was a fair results



And the thing to take from that is the display if not the result was a big improvent on last week. We look almost fucked mentally when we get near or in the area. Like we are gripped by fear and freeze in the moment when we need to be composed. As gutted as I am hoping that the next step in the improvement is for the team to show more composure in our build up, not panic and whack it long and something, anything goes in to give them belief in scoring again
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rotterdam Vetran on February 28, 2015, 07:28:46 PM
There will always be one team every season that goes down that is in free fall.We have been that team for the last 23 games with no sign of recovery.Cant score goals.Cant win games!! how can it change!! It won't.Thx to Lerner.Villa Till I Die
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: frank on February 28, 2015, 07:33:44 PM
Well, 13 cup finals have now become 11 and it's looking pretty desperate. I thought there were signs of improvement today (admittedly against pretty poor opposition) and we were definitely unlucky to lose. But we did and you get no points for being unlucky.  Sherwood's team selection didn't help. Why did Gabby start and why did N'Zogbia and Weimann come on? Was there no other option at left back? Lowton looked sluggish and offered nothing going forward.
I've experienced 3 of our 4 relegations from the top flight and don't want to see another. It's not inevitable but today it came a bit closer.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Dan England on February 28, 2015, 07:39:22 PM
There was a clear and visible improvement today and we were unlucky to lose. Just not surethere is enough time left for Sherwood to get the team playing the system he wants. The quote from the bar code is  bang on in terms of a review.  It's a long way from over yet but fuck me it's going to be close.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 28, 2015, 07:45:16 PM
I don't think we are doomed just yet,
 but I would say I think there is more chance of us going down than staying up, I've never said that before in any of the previous seasons,
the Stoke game did it for me, I realised watching that second half that we were rubbish and there probably wasn't a lot Sherwood could do about it

however on the bright side we created more today than we have all season, so maybe just maybe he can have an effect
but its odds against I'm afraid



Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on February 28, 2015, 07:48:27 PM
GAME OVER

INSERT COIN
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 28, 2015, 07:54:28 PM
I don't think we are doomed just yet,
 but I would say I think there is more chance of us going down than staying up, I've never said that before in any of the previous seasons,
the Stoke game did it for me, I realised watching that second half that we were rubbish and there probably wasn't a lot Sherwood could do about it

however on the bright side we created more today than we have all season, so maybe just maybe he can have an effect
but its odds against I'm afraid





I think we're certain to go down John.  Our goal difference is worth -1 point as it is, and we're just really bad at all aspects of the game, with the worst-performing forwards I've ever seen at the club.  Agbonlahor and Weimann look like George Weah's other cousins at the moment, they're not even vaguely competent.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aev on February 28, 2015, 07:56:42 PM
I don't think we are doomed just yet,
 but I would say I think there is more chance of us going down than staying up, I've never said that before in any of the previous seasons,
the Stoke game did it for me, I realised watching that second half that we were rubbish and there probably wasn't a lot Sherwood could do about it

however on the bright side we created more today than we have all season, so maybe just maybe he can have an effect
but its odds against I'm afraid





I think we're certain to go down John.  Our goal difference is worth -1 point as it is, and we're just really bad at all aspects of the game, with the worst-performing forwards I've ever seen at the club.  Agbonlahor and Weimann look like George Weah's other cousins at the moment, they're not even vaguely competent.

The problem with those 2 is that they are neither creative nor goalscorers.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on February 28, 2015, 08:16:06 PM
I don't think it's 'chest-beating bullshit.' I think Newcastle were genuinely pretty bad and people thought that Aston Villa should batter them. They were right: we should, normally. It's hard to acclimatise to our current levels of shitness though.
What do you mean 'normally'?  'Normally' we're shit.  And have been for at least three seasons.  We're absolutely kidding ourselves if we think we're going to batter anyone.

I meant historically. I know we're clearly shit and have been some time (I'd venture as far as five seasons)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Legion on February 28, 2015, 08:20:28 PM
I've been told that we battered Sunderland a couple of years ago. I wasn't there.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on February 28, 2015, 08:22:05 PM
Throw the towel in. Can't take anymore. Baggies safe as well. Will park the bus on Tuesday.  Curtains

Not the only person to have said on here that Albion will park the bus.  Why would they do that?  Why would they need to do that?  They're not playing fucking Barcelona.  We are there for the taking, and Pulis will have them up for it.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on February 28, 2015, 08:22:40 PM
I think I was there, but there were things called goals involved which I've forgotten about, unless it's when Guzan picks it up out of the net.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on February 28, 2015, 08:38:01 PM
A slightly better performance and none of the other teams winning around us are the only saving graces.  We are lucky to still be in this thing.   If we don't get a good a result from the next couple of games then I am almost sure that we will go down.  Still have a feel Sunderland could be for the drop this season.  Their form is giving me a little hope.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Ads on February 28, 2015, 08:38:38 PM
We are not down and out. This time next week we will be out the bottom three and discussing whether to stop in Covent Garden before our FA Cup semi final.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Pat McMahon on February 28, 2015, 08:40:08 PM
Throw the towel in. Can't take anymore. Baggies safe as well. Will park the bus on Tuesday.  Curtains

Not the only person to have said on here that Albion will park the bus.  Why would they do that?  Why would they need to do that?  They're not playing fucking Barcelona.  We are there for the taking, and Pulis will have them up for it.

That is my expectation too Ian.

My clutching-at-straws hope for now is that our form is utterly atrocious and we are still not adrift.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Ads on February 28, 2015, 08:43:54 PM
Speaking to an Albion relative on the way back and he told me that Pulis would "turn up not to lose". It's the way Pulis' sides always set up away from home, and is why Stoke had such a dire away record.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on February 28, 2015, 08:58:26 PM
We are not down and out. This time next week we will be out the bottom three and discussing whether to stop in Covent Garden before our FA Cup semi final.

On the blue meth again Ads?
I admire your spirit, I wish some of our players had a bit of it.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: lovejoy on February 28, 2015, 08:59:39 PM
I'd rather have Lambert than Sherwood, there I've said it.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Ads on February 28, 2015, 09:00:05 PM
It only takes one spark to light a fire.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 28, 2015, 09:01:17 PM
I'd rather have Lambert than Sherwood, there I've said it.

So after two games of the new manager you would go back to the guy who put us here in the first place. Because he was doing such a stellar job with his 12 goals all season wasn't he? Possibly the most mental think I've read on here in a good while.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 09:06:18 PM
I'd rather have Lambert than Sherwood, there I've said it.

I would hardly go that far.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: lovejoy on February 28, 2015, 09:08:47 PM
To be honest I think Sherwood is massively out of his depth, with no track record. He comes across as being as thick as pig shit as well.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on February 28, 2015, 09:09:13 PM
I'd rather have Lambert than Sherwood, there I've said it.

I see the crack dealers of Croydon have headed out to Haywards Heath tonight!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on February 28, 2015, 09:09:27 PM
It's hardly fair to judge Sherwood at the moment.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Hillbilly on February 28, 2015, 09:10:44 PM
At least Randy is "having fun".

Hurts much less when you're thousands of miles away.
Trust me, it doesn't.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: b23 on February 28, 2015, 09:13:22 PM
Is that seven defeats in a row  now?
Don't worry,  some on here think we'll get another 10-15 points easy.

#happyclappers
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: tony scott on February 28, 2015, 09:13:30 PM
Lambert never I would rather have Neil Warnock
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on February 28, 2015, 09:16:29 PM
He comes across as being as thick as pig shit as well.
In the football world I think that's pretty much par for the course.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on February 28, 2015, 09:16:48 PM
To condemn Sherwood IS a false narrative.
The blame lays at the door of the owner & fox. If it's true and I don't doubt it lambert begged to be sacked not once but twice then that is true wilful negligence to not act on that alone let alone the woeful stats that have been building for nigh on 2 years.
Lerner and his remote aloofness is the main blame here .
He has got exactly what he deserves . But not what us the fans deserve
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: lovejoy on February 28, 2015, 09:17:19 PM
I'd rather have Lambert than Sherwood, there I've said it.

I see the crack dealers of Croydon have headed out to Haywards Heath tonight!

The Rhone wine salesmen have done good business I admit, but Sherwood is car crash territory and will be gone by Christmas.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: lovejoy on February 28, 2015, 09:17:53 PM
He comes across as being as thick as pig shit as well.
In the football world I think that's pretty much par for the course.

Fair comment, let's face it Gabby isn't troubling the scorers on a Mastermind anytime soon is he!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Ajdainty89 on February 28, 2015, 09:18:41 PM
I must admit I quite like this thing Sherwood has introduced to us since he came,
'Shooting' I think I've heard it referred to as.

As for today, I'm seeing improvements but I fear we will be down before the we see the full improvement.

 
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on February 28, 2015, 09:20:06 PM
He comes across as being as thick as pig shit as well.
In the football world I think that's pretty much par for the course.

Fair comment, let's face it Gabby isn't troubling the scorers on a Mastermind anytime soon is he!
Gabby will remain the benchmark for thick footballers until such time as they play with jetpacks and fans teleport to the games.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on February 28, 2015, 09:24:47 PM
I think Gabby is in the process of blowing "legend" status despite the goals v small Heath and smethwick
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on February 28, 2015, 09:34:18 PM
I think Gabby is in the process of blowing "legend" status despite the goals v small Heath and smethwick

Maybe.  Then again Collymore has legendary status in some eyes. And his overall commitment was similar to Hodge's near the end.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on February 28, 2015, 09:38:19 PM
Sherwood must take some responsibility for games which he manages. Sure, less responsibility in his 2nd than in his 200th, but the performances in the last two games have been more than 0% his responsibility, for better or for worse.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on February 28, 2015, 09:41:04 PM
I think Gabby is in the process of blowing "legend" status despite the goals v small Heath and smethwick

Maybe.  Then again Collymore has legendary status in some eyes. And his overall commitment was similar to Hodge's near the end.
Does he ? With who ?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: john e on February 28, 2015, 09:41:11 PM
To be honest I think Sherwood is massively out of his depth, with no track record. He comes across as being as thick as pig shit as well.

disagree, I think he's come over well so far
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Brian Taylor on February 28, 2015, 09:42:04 PM
Vicuna scarves are not standard Championship apparel. Sherwood is not a gallows humour sort. Commuting from Maida Vale to manage a substandard non-Prem team is not his CV stuff. Lerner needs to work out which side of the Atlantic he is working on.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Brian Taylor on February 28, 2015, 09:47:41 PM
Sherwood wants a history lesson   
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on February 28, 2015, 09:49:55 PM
Lerner is a disgrace . He has set the tone, the malaise and the rot.
If he cared he wouldn't be 4000 miles away, he would have the balls and the heart to be here.
Show yourself now Lerner !
11 cup finals .
ATTEND .
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on February 28, 2015, 10:04:14 PM
I thought that was a very decent first half performance like last weeks first halves but again we make simple mistakes and get punished.
I cant blame Sherwood except maybe for bringing on Nzog and Weiman, but he has so little time to get to grips with the squad.
The fault now lies with Lerner for not acting sooner.
I think we have to win on Tuesday.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 10:06:14 PM
I think Gabby is in the process of blowing "legend" status despite the goals v small Heath and smethwick

Maybe.  Then again Collymore has legendary status in some eyes. And his overall commitment was similar to Hodge's near the end.
Does he ? With who ?

Doggers?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on February 28, 2015, 10:25:11 PM
I don't think Sherwood fits any Villa fans remit for their ideal manager but to use him as an attempt to absolve Lambert in any way would be ridiculous. There is more than one person to blame for our impending doom but when D-day arrives Sherwood won't be remotely close to the centre of my ire.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Walmley_Villa on February 28, 2015, 10:59:24 PM
Sherwood must take some responsibility for games which he manages. Sure, less responsibility in his 2nd than in his 200th, but the performances in the last two games have been more than 0% his responsibility, for better or for worse.
I disagree, he has taken over a team on a terrible run and devoid of confidence. His injury prone players are, well injured. Our problems stem from Lerner predominantly aided and abetted by Lambert. The footballing side of the club is shit, from top to bottom.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: andyh on February 28, 2015, 11:24:55 PM
I'd rather have Lambert than Sherwood, there I've said it.
I'd rather have any fucker than lambert, there I've said it.

Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: ROBBO on February 28, 2015, 11:31:37 PM
The only hope we have is to get rid of the wankers ie Gabby, Weimann, Westwood and Delph (who by the way is the first Villa Captain i have seen who bottled every tackle, great leader) and put people in positions
where you know we will get effort. Vlar will be back Tuesday so put Clark in midfield play Gil just behind Benteke shit i would even consider playing Senderos in an attacking roll just to bully the opposition. If Sherwood plays Gabby and Weimann again then he is no better than the idiot we have just got rid of.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: tomd2103 on February 28, 2015, 11:32:03 PM
We are not down and out. This time next week we will be out the bottom three and discussing whether to stop in Covent Garden before our FA Cup semi final.

Not sure about the second bit, but agree with the first line.  If we were cut adrift then it would look hopeless, but as it is as long as at least three other teams keep losing the we've still got a chance. 
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on February 28, 2015, 11:36:49 PM
Why do I feel a bit more confident after that performance ?  And I like the way sherwood comes across. There I've said it.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Risso on February 28, 2015, 11:44:58 PM
I'd rather have Lambert than Sherwood, there I've said it.
I'd rather have any fucker than lambert, there I've said it.



Same here.  Lambert is worse than McNeill.  A piss poor, dismal excuse for a manager.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on February 28, 2015, 11:49:35 PM
Lambert is so poor a manager he's gradually coached the meaning of football out of the team.

Last season the writing was on the wall, first with the no possession performances, where we were being played off the park but sneaking the odd result. A lot of people said at the time it wasn't sustainable to play football and get results that way. We continued to try it, gradually going more and more defensive until eventually even shots were at a premium, nevermind a goal.

The current shambles of a playing side and it's 13 goals are entirely down to Lambert and his team of ''coaches''
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on February 28, 2015, 11:50:13 PM
The players are to blame for the shit that is being served up now.  There's no hiding place for them.  I really hope Gabriel doesn't appear for us again this season with his constant inane grinning and stupid excuse for a tache.  The epitome of all that's gone wrong at villa the last few years.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Godfrey Brian on February 28, 2015, 11:54:49 PM
Old timer here. This is Villa - at least we're showing more heart than under Lambert.We're in the box more and it will turn soon. Dunno if it's too late but it's part of what we signed up for like all our predecessors. Yep it's crap, yep it's agonising , yep it's Villa!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on February 28, 2015, 11:57:29 PM
Anyone looking forward to a visit from Mark Clemmett next season?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Steve67 on March 01, 2015, 12:03:05 AM
We desperately need some luck or an early goal. We could have won today, a point would have taken us out of the bottom three. It's all ifs, buts and Maybe's but Sherwood is trying to he positive, so am I.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: E I Adio on March 01, 2015, 12:10:22 AM
We desperately need some luck or an early goal. We could have won today, a point would have taken us out of the bottom three. It's all ifs, buts and Maybe's but Sherwood is trying to he positive, so am I.

Me too.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Dave on March 01, 2015, 12:17:46 AM
Sherwood must take some responsibility for games which he manages. Sure, less responsibility in his 2nd than in his 200th, but the performances in the last two games have been more than 0% his responsibility, for better or for worse.
I disagree, he has taken over a team on a terrible run and devoid of confidence
So in that situation we should bring in a manager capable of turning it around.

We decided to hire somebody who doesn't look like he is capable of doing that.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Des Little on March 01, 2015, 12:27:51 AM
Our coach went past Doug's roller on the way home tonight. Now I know he splits opinion on here, people don't like him and harbour long standing grudges and that's fine. But it's all about opinions and I take my hat off to any 90 year old bloke willing to travel all that way to sit and watch those under performing arseholes take us down. He's there every single week, yet our current cockhole owner can't be arsed. Says it all.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 01, 2015, 12:28:03 AM
Who would we have got though seriously?  With the position we were in.  I'm genuinely not being argumentative but who would've come in and turned it round?  As far as I can see we were being linked with toad of toad hall, Hoddle, Peter Withe, whilst any serious contenders ruled themselves out one by one.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Des Little on March 01, 2015, 12:31:41 AM
You can't wait until the lights come on at 2am and expect to pull a darling. It's all about the best if an available bad bunch and I still believe Sherwood is it. We left it way too late and as a result we're heading home with a fat ginger knacker with halitosis. And we'll still shag her.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 01, 2015, 12:33:54 AM
An interesting analogy.  And given the respect I have for you continuing to go to every game one ill doff my cap to.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Godfrey Brian on March 01, 2015, 12:34:32 AM
You can't wait until the lights come on at 2am and expect to pull a darling. It's all about the best if an available bad bunch and I still believe Sherwood is it. We left it way too late and as a result we're heading home with a fat ginger knacker with halitosis. And we'll still shag her.

Sounds like a result to me!  ;)
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Des Little on March 01, 2015, 12:36:55 AM
I'll send her round to yours when I'm finished (in 3 minutes) Brian
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 01, 2015, 12:39:13 AM
You better check her ID, Des. She's not even 'qualified' to go through the motions. You're probably end up in more trouble than you could ever imagine - underage, up the duff and not willing to go back to her parents without a hefty pay-off to keep quiet.

Whichever way you look at it, you'll wish you hadn't gone there.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Des Little on March 01, 2015, 12:41:39 AM
Well we are in the taxi and there's only one conclusion....
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 01, 2015, 12:48:10 AM
I understand she says all the right things, Des but don't believe everything she says. You'll be scratching yourself for years to come.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: OzVilla on March 01, 2015, 01:18:58 AM
Chickens are now roosting proudly, I too couldn't believe it when some posters thought we'd done great 'business' in the Summer. We didn't, we bought (if that's the right word) freebies and cast offs. And couple this with Lambert as an inept leader, no Backroom staff to keep the squad honest and this is the result.  Its been coming for years in truth, we could all see it, January's window was a joke, actually no it was an insult considering our position.

We arn't down yet. We have currently a mini league of 3 from 4. There's a long way to go, but we must must must get 4 points from the Albion and Sunderland games.

I didn't want Sherwood either and he's showing why, we needed someone who would command instant respect and knows the management game just to see us through. Instead we took a gamble on an inexperienced manager with none of his Backroom team available.

It's not Sherwoods fault though in reality and if we do go down I hope Lambert is held rightly responsible (such a debacle should rightly rest on his cv) and Lerner loses a shit load more money into the bargain, he fuckingwell deserves too.


Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: E I Adio on March 01, 2015, 01:40:20 AM
It's disappointing I know, but I'm surprised that so many people believe that Sherwood should have made an immediate impact on results. I do think that the standard of play has noticeably improved and I also think we were somewhat unlucky against Newcastle, but we have a very long way to go before we can consistently produce acceptable performances, such was the malaise that he inherited. There are some positive signs and I just hope that he has enough time to turn the runaway bus around before it careers over the edge of the cliff.

I was impressed with his summary of the game, if only that I could clearly hear and understand every word.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: alftitimus on March 01, 2015, 04:45:38 AM
"Sir Tim" has now digressed from his ranting and spuming at individuals, that so marked him out as a "future-wonder-boy" at Spurs, for his  forthright character and 'Mourhino-Like'  no-nonsense.
Unfortunately his London-media support came over as......all-about-me..at Spurs.

Now...at us, he has adjusted his approach.. The team need pressure put on them.
"Sir Tim " is okay...the team is the problem.

He might be right.

He followed Lambert's long-ball policy.
He then followed Lambert's "pass to the opponent" policy, where we kept the ball on the floor for a minute even two minutes, then passed it to Obertan...one of our new midfielders.

Two matches..two different approaches. One is a fall-back on a FAILED tactic {Lambert}
...Another one is a FAILED Half-time talk, when it went so "SUPER"apparantly against Leicester....

BOTH

But Fox fixed the deal..."Sir Tim" -- would sign up.

Every club needs a "Fox"

 :'(
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on March 01, 2015, 04:54:28 AM
I dunno alf, to be fair.

You've got your fonts, you've got your colours, you've got an emoticon, but have you got a point?

I think if you add a gif or two and some large font exclamation points we will be closer to the crux.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: preston28 on March 01, 2015, 07:53:45 AM
Well aside from the game I had a great day in Newcastle. Beers with my Toon supporting mates before and after the game.
As for the game / team / manager I can't say any more than others posters on here.
It was tense between the 2 supporters at the end though - I think payback for when we relegated them.

Don't think Newcastle will be on my away day agenda next season.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 01, 2015, 07:55:03 AM
"Sir Tim" has now digressed from his ranting and spuming at individuals, that so marked him out as a "future-wonder-boy" at Spurs, for his  forthright character and 'Mourhino-Like'  no-nonsense.
Unfortunately his London-media support came over as......all-about-me..at Spurs.
Commonly known as Chiseller Tim in that part of the world as chiselling is his greatest hobby and really not much else. Tom obviously took reference from a few of his girlfriends before appointing him so what could go wrong?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on March 01, 2015, 07:58:00 AM
Fair play to all the travelling fans and good old Doug.
Was there any leftovers from the EDL March up there ?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: claret and blue blood on March 01, 2015, 08:51:41 AM
Sherwood is probably in the same frame of mind as us, which ever way he shuffles the pack the result is the same, for whatever reason the 'squad' available to him is just devoid of a winning habit mentality call it what you like..Looking at him on the touchline his patience with some of them won't last long and I wouldn't be surprised to see a few untried U21's given a go soon.
We all know where the fault lies for our demise and until he goes ( hopefully getting stung by a big fat loss) we just have to get behind Sherwood and Kevin Mac and take whatever on the chin.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Ron Manager on March 01, 2015, 09:03:39 AM
What I don't understand is why Delph (since his call up) has become so ineffective for the club that pays his wages. People are always having a go at Cleverley, Weimann and Agbonlahor in  but Delph with his ability should be striving with every sinew to keep us up. His form has been shocking as of late. Even Benteke appeared to be trying hard yesterday without any help whatsoever. As for Sherwood not playing Carles Gil
but still selecting that dreadful excuse for a footballer Agbonlahor that says it all for me. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he doesn't play Tuesday night.

I would further like to add my appreciation for those that follow Villa away consistently, they are magnificent. And you can include Doug Ellis in that statement. The team do not deserve such support.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Des Little on March 01, 2015, 09:05:05 AM
Fair play to all the travelling fans and good old Doug.
Was there any leftovers from the EDL March up there ?

Don't worry, I've bought you a St George flag back
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on March 01, 2015, 09:09:50 AM
I suspect Gil isn't even 100% fit .
Who are our reserve strikers ? Robinson is on loan isn't he ? Who else do we have ?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: claret and blue blood on March 01, 2015, 09:16:46 AM
I suspect Gil isn't even 100% fit .
Who are our reserve strikers ? Robinson is on loan isn't he ? Who else do we have ?
When a 16 year old ( Hepburn Murphy ) is training with the first team, it sums it up.
That wanker Lambert pissed all our youth down the drain , Daniel Johnson sold without ever getting a chance for example, Robinson recalled not used  , Sherwood would do well to recall Gary Gardner but it's all way too late.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 01, 2015, 09:17:12 AM
Sherwood is probably in the same frame of mind as us, which ever way he shuffles the pack the result is the same, for whatever reason the 'squad' available to him is just devoid of a winning habit mentality call it what you like..Looking at him on the touchline his patience with some of them won't last long and I wouldn't be surprised to see a few untried U21's given a go soon.
We all know where the fault lies for our demise and until he goes ( hopefully getting stung by a big fat loss) we just have to get behind Sherwood and Kevin Mac and take whatever on the chin.
We can't fix the past but can do something for here and now so Tom and Tim have taken it on on themselves to do that. Start of that is Tim accepting the job with immediate task of keeping us in the division. He is or should not be in the same frame of mind as rest of us. He has been chosen for having the wherewithal to deal with the situation club finds itself in just now. So far he has shown nothing.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Ron Manager on March 01, 2015, 09:28:14 AM
Sherwood is probably in the same frame of mind as us, which ever way he shuffles the pack the result is the same, for whatever reason the 'squad' available to him is just devoid of a winning habit mentality call it what you like..Looking at him on the touchline his patience with some of them won't last long and I wouldn't be surprised to see a few untried U21's given a go soon.
We all know where the fault lies for our demise and until he goes ( hopefully getting stung by a big fat loss) we just have to get behind Sherwood and Kevin Mac and take whatever on the chin.
We can't fix the past but can do something for here and now so Tom and Tim have taken it on on themselves to do that. Start of that is Tim accepting the job with immediate task of keeping us in the division. He is or should not be in the same frame of mind as rest of us. He has been chosen for having the wherewithal to deal with the situation club finds itself in just now. So far he has shown nothing.

I might suggest that Sherwood,and those he brought in ,gained employment because they were willing to accept a very low wage.Mr Lerner having to pay out big compensation to Mr Lambert is making quite sure he doesn't get stung again!
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on March 01, 2015, 10:10:12 AM
Got back in just before midnight. It was a heck of a long journey.

I thought we were better than we have been, as in we actually created chances. I think a win would do the confidence a world of good. The other results went for us so nothing's really changed really other than it's a game less. It's just a case of keeping the faith.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on March 01, 2015, 10:24:06 AM
Oh, and the Lerner Out banner. I understand the frustration but it's not what we need right now is it? It was a silly idea.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 01, 2015, 10:25:25 AM
Oh, and the Lerner Out banner. I understand the frustration but it's not what we need right now is it? It was a silly idea.

Also pointless, considering Lerner is doing his best to do exactly that.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Dave on March 01, 2015, 10:29:11 AM
Sherwood is probably in the same frame of mind as us, which ever way he shuffles the pack the result is the same, for whatever reason the 'squad' available to him is just devoid of a winning habit mentality call it what you like
Isn't that why we hired him? To provide 'a winning habit mentality'.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: OzVilla on March 01, 2015, 10:33:07 AM
Sherwood is a chancer, that's not meant to be derogatory but it's just how it is. He has no experience, learning the trade, work in progress whatever way you want to describe it.

He's precisely not what we needed in our position which makes the appointment and lack of sourcing other options quite baffling to me.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 01, 2015, 10:34:20 AM
Passion can only get you so far. Beethoven is meant to have said 'playing a wrong note is insignificant; playing without passion is inexcusable'. He'd obviously never seen us play - we're playing all the wrong notes, and in the wrong order too.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Villa Lew on March 01, 2015, 11:06:33 AM
Cracking goal from Gary Gardner yesterday. Crikey a goal scoring midfield Villa player, didn't know there was such a thing. Get him back for the Albion match, even it's on the bench. Anything's worth a try.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Legion on March 01, 2015, 11:07:52 AM
I don't think he can be recalled until the end of the season.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 01, 2015, 11:12:55 AM
The football was better than any of lamberts

But so many poor players in the team who can't control, pass and have doughnuts for brains.

Watching them yesterday I was thinking where are all these brilliant lambert signings as people say he can spend well given the money , thou a few were players  yesterday we had before he even came in, of course so many on loan.

I don't want to see agbonlahor again , Weisman is useless and Westwood stop taking set pieces .

All you players with new contracts , hold your heads in shame.

We can still do this but McGrath, its going to be tough.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on March 01, 2015, 12:02:44 PM
Passion can only get you so far. Beethoven is meant to have said 'playing a wrong note is insignificant; playing without passion is inexcusable'. He'd obviously never seen us play - we're playing all the wrong notes, and in the wrong order too.

On a 1983 Bontempi keyboard.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Hoppo on March 01, 2015, 12:09:32 PM
I spoke to the lads with the banner. It was mainly a pop about 'Too little too late' they added the bit about Lerner.
The whole mis management of Gardner not being recalled is as much Fox's fault as Lamberts.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 01, 2015, 12:30:51 PM
That was a cracker by Gardner.

Lets hope he kicks on.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Boz on March 01, 2015, 12:43:17 PM
I spoke to the lads with the banner. It was mainly a pop about 'Too little too late' they added the bit about Lerner.
The whole mis management of Gardner not being recalled is as much Fox's fault as Lamberts.

Who agreed the loan and the agreement that he was not recallable until the end of season if that's true?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Stu on March 01, 2015, 01:15:40 PM
Just think. If we were to go down and had to sell Benteke, we could re-sign proven Championship striker Darren Bent.

This scenario was dreamt up by Joe C....
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 01, 2015, 01:23:02 PM
The question ultimately will be whether or not the manager can improve the overall play sufficiently enough to change results before the end of the season. He said himself yesterday there was plenty of desire but we lacked quality. Now you can make the argument that a better or more experienced manager would be able to fix this faster, but we don't absolutely know that. What we do know is the level of damage done by Lambert on these players. To think we had scored 12 league goals all season up to his dismissal beggars belief. The players must have had any enthusiasm and spirit completely sucked out of them. This wasn't going to be a quick fix whoever came in.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on March 01, 2015, 01:24:57 PM
Cracking goal from Gary Gardner yesterday. Crikey a goal scoring midfield Villa player, didn't know there was such a thing. Get him back for the Albion match, even it's on the bench. Anything's worth a try.

Goal can be seen here - 35 yards out.
http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/golazos/gary-gardner-scored-long-range-golazo-nottingham-forest-reading-official-video/?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 01, 2015, 01:30:03 PM
That's a stunning goal. I really do hope his injuries are behind him and Sherwood gives him a proper chance next season.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on March 01, 2015, 05:14:35 PM
Comparing clubs, Im assuming Newcastle have spent about the same as us on players and wages since they came back up. Does anyone have the hard facts on this?

They have comfortably survived in that time despite having managers most of us would scoff at, Hughton, Pardew and Carver.

Far more board interference at Newcastle with the likes of Cabeye and Carroll being sold for huge money without significant reinvestment.

Player for players the squads are relatively similar.

Is the fact that Ashley is there most weeks taking the abuse, the big difference?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: dekko on March 01, 2015, 05:26:44 PM
Comparing clubs, Im assuming Newcastle have spent about the same as us on players and wages since they came back up. Does anyone have the hard facts on this?

They have comfortably survived in that time despite having managers most of us would scoff at, Hughton, Pardew and Carver.

Far more board interference at Newcastle with the likes of Cabeye and Carroll being sold for huge money without significant reinvestment.

Player for players the squads are relatively similar.

Is the fact that Ashley is there most weeks taking the abuse, the big difference?

I think the big difference is they spent most of the timeframe you're talking about under Hughton and Pardew (IMO solid but unspectacular managers) wheres we've had Houllier, McLeish and Lambert (past it, bad and incompetent in that order).
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on March 01, 2015, 06:31:01 PM
Comparing clubs, Im assuming Newcastle have spent about the same as us on players and wages since they came back up. Does anyone have the hard facts on this?

They have comfortably survived in that time despite having managers most of us would scoff at, Hughton, Pardew and Carver.

Far more board interference at Newcastle with the likes of Cabeye and Carroll being sold for huge money without significant reinvestment.

Player for players the squads are relatively similar.

Is the fact that Ashley is there most weeks taking the abuse, the big difference?

I think the big difference is they spent most of the timeframe you're talking about under Hughton and Pardew (IMO solid but unspectacular managers) wheres we've had Houllier, McLeish and Lambert (past it, bad and incompetent in that order).

Hughton took Norwich down last season. Pardew was sacked by West Ham and Southampton before being given the job at Newcastle.

Lambert certainly had a higher reputation that those two when he came to us. Houllier too.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: OCD on March 01, 2015, 11:01:58 PM
Gardner's goal looked like it had a lot of bend on it.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on March 01, 2015, 11:26:26 PM
Gardner's goal looked like it had a lot of bend on it.

So you are saying he is a bender just because he did a stint at Brighton?
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on March 02, 2015, 12:54:32 AM
Comparing clubs, Im assuming Newcastle have spent about the same as us on players and wages since they came back up. Does anyone have the hard facts on this?

They have comfortably survived in that time despite having managers most of us would scoff at, Hughton, Pardew and Carver.

Far more board interference at Newcastle with the likes of Cabeye and Carroll being sold for huge money without significant reinvestment.

Player for players the squads are relatively similar.

Is the fact that Ashley is there most weeks taking the abuse, the big difference?

I think the big difference is they spent most of the timeframe you're talking about under Hughton and Pardew (IMO solid but unspectacular managers) wheres we've had Houllier, McLeish and Lambert (past it, bad and incompetent in that order).

Hughton took Norwich down last season. Pardew was sacked by West Ham and Southampton before being given the job at Newcastle.

Lambert certainly had a higher reputation that those two when he came to us. Houllier too.

Even the best managers have bad spells during their careers, you are nip picking a bit there.  Hughton did a good job at Newcastle and is so far doing a decent job at Brighton.  At the time Pardew was there Southampton were going through managers like hot dinners.  He was not that very long, and he did a good job at West Ham. I agree with the original post that the managers Newcastle have had have been better than what we've had post-MON.
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on March 02, 2015, 07:14:40 AM
NU have also made healthy profits over the last few years...
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on March 02, 2015, 09:18:40 AM
Gardner's goal looked like it had a lot of bend on it.
Text book Der Hammer
Title: Re: Newcastle United v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 02, 2015, 12:31:33 PM
NU have also made healthy profits over the last few years...

And set to announce them again this week

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11441308/Newcastle-United-set-to-announce-bigger-profits-than-top-Premier-League-and-Champions-League-clubs.html
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