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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on February 10, 2015, 06:44:32 PM
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Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho, Westwood, Delph, Gil, Sinclair, Agbonlahor, Weimann.
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Given, Vlaar, Bacuna, Cleverley, Benteke, Sanchez, Cole
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FFS!
Wanker! No Benteke?
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Good to see that he has gone with two wingers. Given that he's done that I'd have much preferred Benteke to Gabby, but we'll see how it goes.
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No Cleverley though is a plus.
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I honestly think the twat wants us relegated. A two man midfield against 5 from Hull?
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No Cleverley!
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4 5 1 with Gil behind Gabby I reckon but wish Benteke was starting tbh
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I honestly think the twat wants us relegated. A two man midfield against 5 from Hull?
I assume he's going to expect everyone to chip in defensively, but more importantly attack their full backs with two wingers.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9gQb1RIAAAnR_F.jpg:large)
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Finally, an attacking team.
However, he can't get everything (anything) right - no Benteke for Sinclair and Gil to play in to? Bizarre (despite him currently being a lazy git).
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So ready for this 0-0 thriller!
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With a subs bench like that we shouldn't be down at the bottom.
Come on Villa, surprise us!
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I honestly think the twat wants us relegated. A two man midfield against 5 from Hull?
Fuck that. Let them worry about us (did I really just say that???). I do mean it though. Why worry about them having a 5 man midfield when we have the players we do?
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9gQb1RIAAAnR_F.jpg:large)
Positive - no Curtis Davies to score the inevitable goal against his former team
Negative - debut striker to score the inevitable goal on his first appearance
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4 5 1 with Gil behind Gabby I reckon
That may be the plan but Sinclair, Andi and Gil are hardly the type of midfielders you'd ask to fight for you in the mother of all battles. To me it looks more like 4-2 bloody 4 with Sinclair and Andi expected to do a lot of chasing.
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I honestly think the twat wants us relegated. A two man midfield against 5 from Hull?
I assume he's going to expect everyone to chip in defensively, but more importantly attack their full backs with two wingers.
Fear not, they'll all be "excellent" wherever they play.
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No Vlaar, Sanchez or Benteke. I swear the bloke just picks names out of a hat.
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So we finally have blokes who can put in a decent cross and drop Benteke. Still, Gabby will hopefully have his one good game every 6 months tonight.
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Jelevic will probably score off his arse against us too.
Benteke and Sanchez for Weimann and Gabby in our side and we would be in with a good chance, but that side just looks like it would struggle to hold the midfield. Might be setting up to counter.
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Still, if we can't score a couple against a three man defence of Paul McShane, Alex Bruce and Michael Dawson we might as well give up now.
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I honestly think the twat wants us relegated. A two man midfield against 5 from Hull?
Why worry about them having a 5 man midfield when we have the players we do?
Can Bent Be Bettered!, meet Mr Lambert.
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No Vlaar, Sanchez or Benteke. I swear the bloke just picks names out of a hat.
Vlaar has been out for 5 weeks and neither Clark or Okore deserve to be dropped anyway imo.
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Jelevic will probably score off his arse against us too.
Benteke and Sanchez for Weimann and Gabby in our side and we would be in with a good chance, but that side just looks like it would struggle to hold the midfield. Might be setting up to counter.
Maybe we're planning to go with Lambert's 'new style' which was his 'old style' before he introduced his 'new style', basically bypass the midfield completely and hoof it.
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Brilliant. Buy a winger. Play him. And take out your target man. The ludicrousness of dropping Benteke is matched only by the brilliance of finally dropping Cleverley
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Given, Vlaar, Bacuna, Cleverley, Benteke, Sanchez, Cole
Not many sides in the league have a bench of that quality, arguably three of our best players on it. Grealish, Richardson, Baker in the stand and Kozak, Senderos injured.
Both sides are very attacking. Hull going with two up top.
We have a midfield of midgets tonight, worried about how they might dominate us at set piece time without the likes of Benteke and Sanchez.
Gabby did play very well against these at the start of the season but huge call to leave Benteke out from Lambert
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Still, if we can't score a couple against a three man defence of Paul McShane, Alex Bruce and Michael Dawson we might as well give up now.
Reports say they've been a very good unit, Dave. No idea if it's true or was just limited to the Man City game.
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No Benteke or Sanchez. Well it better work for him, because this should really be last chance saloon.
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FFS!
Wanker! No Benteke?
Good, he's been rubbish for weeks.
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No Benteke with Gil and Sinclair finally starting together? What an idiot move to depend on Gabby to score. It's funny how the SECOND the media start asking how Cleverley features in every game despite his faults the kid is dropped.
Paul Lambert is a bizarre old man.
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FFS!
Wanker! No Benteke?
Good, he's been rubbish for weeks.
Gabby has been worse.
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That looks an exciting lineup. We need to win this one, come on Villa lets get some points on the board.
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Lambert can't do right for doing wrong it seems. FWIW, Benteke needs dropping, We must start to score so Sinclair has been bought to provide some attacking threat with Gil. Clark and Okore are a team within themselves so Vlaar has to fight for his place as must Okore and Clark.
Well done, Mr Lambert.
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FFS!
Wanker! No Benteke?
Good, he's been rubbish for weeks.
Gabby has been worse.
I was going to say if we apply that logic then Gabby shouldn't have played for the last two or three years.
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Just win Villa please.
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Well, he's certainly gone out with the intention of winning the game, so credit for that.
Can't see it ending a draw with those lineups.
Sh&t or bust indeed!
C'mon me babbies!!!!!!
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We're gonna smash these fuckers tonight.
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Lambert can't do right for doing wrong it seems. FWIW, Benteke needs dropping, We must start to score so Sinclair has been bought to provide some attacking threat with Gil. Clark and Okore are a team within themselves so Vlaar has to fight for his place as must Okore and Clark.
Well done, Mr Lambert.
Gabby is starting :o
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FFS!
Wanker! No Benteke?
Good, he's been rubbish for weeks.
Gabby has been worse.
Disagree, Gabby hasn't been anything to write home about but Benteke has been really poor. I think the difference is you might get some work rate out of Gabby, Benteke has just been plodding around. Don't get me wrong I don't want this to carry on, but a couple of sub appearances against tiring defenders might help him get his mojo back.
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We're gonna smash these fuckers tonight.
We've got no choice. We have almost a full squad to choose from, we have plenty of flair out there, we just need to go at them and show them what we're really about. And yes, smash the fuckers.
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On paper it's not a bad team, on paper the subs look strong too.
Lets see how this folds out...happy faces at 9:30 I hope.
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FFS!
Wanker! No Benteke?
Good, he's been rubbish for weeks.
Says the man that said Benteke was going to keep us up. ;)
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Since Liverpool away Gabby has 1 goal and zero assists. With Gil and Sinclair to finally put in crosses i'd prefer Benteke in. Prove me wrong Gabby, prove me wrong.
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FFS!
Wanker! No Benteke?
Good, he's been rubbish for weeks.
Gabby has been worse.
Precisely.
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Since Liverpool away Gabby has 1 goal and zero assists. With Gil and Sinclair to finally put in crosses i'd prefer Benteke in. Prove me wrong Gabby, prove me wrong.
Yea, we seen a really poor executed header from Gabby on Saturday, would rather Benteke any day...he just needs supply.
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There are plenty in that team who owe us, big time. Time to repay our loyalty and patience.
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Still, if we can't score a couple against a three man defence of Paul McShane, Alex Bruce and Michael Dawson we might as well give up now.
Reports say they've been a very good unit, Dave. No idea if it's true or was just limited to the Man City game.
9 conceded in the 4 before the Man City game, scoring 0. They can't have been that good. Let's take this game to them and if somehow we go 1-0 please don't shit our pants and defend the 12 yard box.
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Since Liverpool away Gabby has 1 goal and zero assists. With Gil and Sinclair to finally put in crosses i'd prefer Benteke in. Prove me wrong Gabby, prove me wrong.
Yea, we seen a really poor executed header from Gabby on Saturday, would rather Benteke any day...he just needs supply.
I thought the cross was too high for him and he did well to even get a touch on it but let's judge him tonight when at least he should finally get some decent service.
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Still, if we can't score a couple against a three man defence of Paul McShane, Alex Bruce and Michael Dawson we might as well give up now.
Reports say they've been a very good unit, Dave. No idea if it's true or was just limited to the Man City game.
9 conceded in the 4 before the Man City game, scoring 0. They can't have been that good. Let's take this game to them and if somehow we go 1-0 please don't shit our pants and defend the 12 yard box.
Our defence have also conceded 9 in the last four games and we've been generally happy with them.
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Still, if we can't score a couple against a three man defence of Paul McShane, Alex Bruce and Michael Dawson we might as well give up now.
Reports say they've been a very good unit, Dave. No idea if it's true or was just limited to the Man City game.
9 conceded in the 4 before the Man City game, scoring 0. They can't have been that good. Let's take this game to them and if somehow we go 1-0 please don't shit our pants and defend the 12 yard box.
Our defence have also conceded 9 in the last four games and we've been generally happy with them.
We looked a complete shambles against Arsenal.
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Benteke will scare the shit out of them when he warms up, probably a good tactic tonight
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Gabby and Weimann up front...that's a relief cos I was wondering where the goals would come from.
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It's got 0-0 written all over it
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Gabby and Weimann up front...that's a relief cos I was wondering where the goals would come from.
Ha excellent
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Still, if we can't score a couple against a three man defence of Paul McShane, Alex Bruce and Michael Dawson we might as well give up now.
Reports say they've been a very good unit, Dave. No idea if it's true or was just limited to the Man City game.
9 conceded in the 4 before the Man City game, scoring 0. They can't have been that good. Let's take this game to them and if somehow we go 1-0 please don't shit our pants and defend the 12 yard box.
Our defence have also conceded 9 in the last four games and we've been generally happy with them.
We looked a complete shambles against Arsenal.
Hull have conceded 2 headed goals all season (out of 34). Maybe Mr Clueless is on to something.
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Come on Lambert, earn your wages for once. Motivate them. This is the biggest Villa game since Hull last year.
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If we don't create chances today we never will. That's the best he can do out of what he's got.
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Evening all. Seatbelt is fastened. Hat is being held onto. Is there any legit radio commentary accessible outside of the midlands (i.e. without ludicrous internet broadcast restrictions)?
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So I'm feeling nervous, so listening to a bit of weapons grade Chap-Hop:
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Regardless of the selection, I'm just happy to see two centre backs, two fullbacks, two centre mids, two wingers and two strikers... Oh 442, I've missed you.
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I still don't think we will win it but that is the best balanced team he has put out all season, home or away.
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If Weimann is on the wing that's well strange, but in terms of names, that looks about right to me. Gil, Weimann and Gabby did relatively against Chelsea. I'd have brought Sanchez back in though.
Anyway, come on Villa. Time to win or bloody die trying.
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Come on you Villa boys!
Let's do them good and proper.
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Come on Villa!
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Blues at home, Villa away - guess which match WM are commentating on
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Weimanns passing is bunk
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Regardless of the selection, I'm just happy to see two centre backs, two fullbacks, two centre mids, two wingers and two strikers... Oh 442, I've missed you.
That's very optimistic of you to think that those players might be in the positions that you would expect them to be.
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First thing I noticed straight away is we have 2 players in the team that actually look up for a forward pass.
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Heel has the ball glued to is foot....our very own Hazard
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Lots of sideways passes and then out to the touchline to boot in in aimlessly.
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Gil! Every time he jinks past someone I love him more. Good possession there from Villa.
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Bloody waste Andi
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What an absolute load of shite that period of play was, and it sums our recent form up perfectly. 100 passes, all of them sideways or backwards, with no movement off the ball and then a hopeless non-attempt on goal. Total bollocks.
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Some decent passing there. I have much man love for Gil.
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Try and be better in the final third Villa. Delph showed the way there, if you make a run it can create space.
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Owning the ball anyway, super headed clearance earlier by Clark again. Not sure where Guzan was rushing out to
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Pretty useless by Gabby
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Pretty useless by Gabby
Summing Gabby up there!
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Yes, he should have put his foot through that
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Fucking hell Gabby there's strikers instinct for you. We need to move better off the ball, that would make a massive difference.
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One problem we have, we need Gil to start doing all this near Hulls defenders, not in our own half.
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Gabby wasn't sure what to do there! Finally got the ball in a semi dangerous area.
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Said it sat, say it again-Gil too deep
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Sideways and back, sideways and back repeat ad nauseum. What is the point? We are like Tony Mowbray's West Brom and we all know where they ended up.
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We need Carles up the field causing damage.
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QPR one up at Sunderland
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Evening all. Both sides look a bit nervous so far.
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67% possession for Villa BBC
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Not impressed with Delph
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it's nice to have some options on the bench for once.
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QPR one up at Sunderland
It's going to be one of those nights, isn't it?
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Again though, we've done very, very little with it.
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Not impressed with Delph
I rarely am
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Yes Leeg, it sure is.
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Evening (actually morning all here in Tokyo) all. How are we doing so far?
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Fux sake Gabby, drive into the box!
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Cant get Sinclair into the game at all.
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We're comfortable on the ball, but badly lack quality in the final third at the moment.
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Two crap sides. Gil looks a class apart.
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Anther diagonal ball landing 18 yards from goal. We need to get to behind their defence out wide.
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This is very much 2 poor sides playing each other.
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We are Aston Gil-la.
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unlucky Carles
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Good from Gil and Hutton there.
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Great from Gil again.
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Shit.
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Gil is having to do it all on his own, with a little help from Hutton (who's doing his best).
Oh. Twat it.
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Hmm. We need two. Likely?
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Shit.
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Fuck off.
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That is fucking cruel. Deflected in 1-0 Hull. Shit.
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And there we have it.
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Oh fuck. That's torn it.
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Lucky ****** deflection.
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Lazy football...
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That was unbelievably shit
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Uh oh...
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Testing times
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Oh fuck off, football.
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players just stand there
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What a fucking diabolical goal to concede, terrible from Okore initially. Well Villa what have you got? because time is nearly up.
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Fuck.
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We'll have some luck one day. Jammy bastards.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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Fuck fuck fuck.
That after our statue forwards can't be arsed to help Gil at the other end.
Benteke on. Gabby off.
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What a catastrophe that was. Jeeezus.
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And losing. Jelevic deflected. Said off his arse earlier, but fucks sake, 1 long ball.
Their new bloke showing why we need our big fucker up front bringing it down.
Gil looks great. Won't be here in the Championship.
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Lovely play from Gil, movement from Weimann and Gabby utterly abysmal ahead of him
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there you go
were down
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very unlucky. Come on boys!
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Cries.
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shit. When the luck aint with you it aint with you. We go again
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How unlucky!!!!
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With other results, we're now in the bottom 3.
With a worse goal difference than anyone else.
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A sense of urgency would be nice
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......and Lambert fuck off.
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Gil is having to do it all on his own, with a little help from Hutton (who's doing his best).
Oh. Twat it.
I don't know who the co-commentator on my stream is, but he was just complaining bitterly about the two men in the box not coming out to help Gil who had the ball on the right. Called it lazy football. Make that man our new manager, I reckon.
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Unlucky
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Okra makes too many mistakes.
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Perhaps with 11 hours injury time we might manage to get an equaliser.
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Hutton should have closed the man down
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Fucking dismal as usual.
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We're gonna need two at least. Let's hope the ref adds on 11 hours.
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I worry that we're now going to see our confidence drop.
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That should have been two.
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Fucking hell. Ndoye (not sure how you spell it) could have made it two there. Sheesh.
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With other results, we're now in the bottom 3.
With a worse goal difference than anyone else.
Where we sadly deserve to be to be honest. We stink this league out
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Okra makes too many mistakes.
Who
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Good job he has a 50p shaped head.
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Okra makes too many mistakes.
It's because he has lady fingers.
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At least there's plenty of time left
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We've gone to shit
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Unlucky my arse.Positional suicide from defence and Guzan
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Currently in the bottom three with scores as they are.
Not good, not good at all.
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And our only real goal threat is sat on the bench. Just fuck off Lambert
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Okra makes too many mistakes.
It's because he has lady fingers.
I always felt he was a bit green for this league.
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What a let off there. The guy had all the time in the world.
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Westwood and Delph are doing fuck all in the centre...offering shit
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We've gone long ball.
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Very poor from Okore but thats as poxy a deflection as you are likely to see.
Players cant afford to feel sorry for themselves now, from nothing Hull have scored a goal and suddenly their tails are up.
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Arsenal one up against Leicester thank god
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Walsall 3-0 up, Arsenal just scored.
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For a 4-5-1, they are just waltzing through our midfield...
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Arsenal 1 - Leicester 0
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Gil is having to do it all on his own, with a little help from Hutton (who's doing his best).
Oh. Twat it.
I don't know who the co-commentator on my stream is, but he was just complaining bitterly about the two men in the box not coming out to help Gil who had the ball on the right. Called it lazy football. Make that man our new manager, I reckon.
Garry Birtles.
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Westwood and Delph are doing fuck all in the centre...offering shit
In Delphs case its the four year contract effect. Look at Lambert and Gabby
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Glad we have winnable games aren't you?
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Lambert's got to go if we lose this.
We just can't go on like this.
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Huddlestone throws an arm at Gil and gets a free kick.
Fuck me.
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Er... Isn' that a blatant fucking elbow?
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Our season won't be defined by this and other results but they will relegate
us.
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Garry Birtles.
Birtles complains about everything. He's worse than F*****s.
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This high line we play reminds me of Villa-Boas' "sack me please" tactics in his last days at Spurs.
And now hoofball to our lightweights up front. We're not just shit, we're the full seven shades.
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This is our Reading game from 2 years ago. Win and we could be off on a run, lose and its curtains
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Who is this fucking gobshite doing the co-commentary?
Is it that tool Birtles?
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Westwood and Delph are doing fuck all in the centre...offering shit
Might have something to do with our genius of a manager deciding 2 v 5 in midfield was the recipe for success.
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Okra makes too many mistakes.
It's because he has lady fingers.
Until last week I wouldn't have got that.
I get it.
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So again we dominate possession in non-threatening areas and do fuck all with it, they knock it straight down route 1 and it's in. It's rope-a-dope time. Brilliant Lambert, well done for focussing on possession for possession's sake. You utter utter utter utter ******.
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Glad we have winnable games aren't you?
Yeah, especially after that difficult run over New Year against Sunderland, Palace and Leicester
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This is pretty dire. We can't even keep possession at the moment. Just aimless hoofs forwards which get nodded out for fun.
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Has a new law been passed to stop Hull players getting booked? or sent off for throwing an elbow.
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However shit we are this shape is killing us
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This is the sort of total failure to step up to the plate you get when you stick with a manager who has lost pretty much exactly half the games he's had in charge of us.
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However shit we are this shape is killing us
We have a shape??
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Benteke may be on soon.Here's your chance to prove yourself in our hour of need.
Gabby off, then Lambert out.
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I've lost interest already.....zzZ
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Lambert has switched Gil and Weimann. Gil has been dropping too deep so no harm.
Getting nothing from Weimann and Sinclair
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Huttons crossing just gets gradually worse every game.
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All that possession and not a single decent attacking move. Ball passed back and forth like a bleeding pendulum across the midfield until it we lose the ball. It beggars belief that this level of coaching is allowed to continue unchallenged by those that profess to 'run' our club.
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However shit we are this shape is killing us
And despite personnel in the side, he insists on this shape. Every fucking time.
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Brilliant corner by Westwood
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This is the sort of total failure to step up to the plate you get when you stick with a manager who has lost pretty much exactly half the games he's had in charge of us.
I'd be utterly amazed if we get back into this
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SHIT corner. FFS
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Fucking shit corner.
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awful corner there
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This is fucking awful.
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Awful corner.
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Westwood-that was a shocking corner. Get a grip of yourself,lad.
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Well Tom Fox..try flipping your fuckin coin now you useless git..!!!
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What the fuck sort of a corner was that???
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However shit we are this shape is killing us
All the shape of a half set blancmange.
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What a load of shit Westwood. Why is he playing and not Sanchez?
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What a pile of steaming dog shit
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Why does Gary Birtles think everything is for him?
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101 games for Mick McCarthy was it? If we're breaking every single record Lambert won't be sacked for at least one more game (if indeed he gets sacked before the end of the season).
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However shit we are this shape is killing us
We have a shape??
Shit shape me hearties, arrrrgh
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WTF DELPH???????????????
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Geoff Thomas!
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villa seem to be hoping because they just havent got the quality
westood fucking shite that
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Delph-sigh. It would have to be a hell of a goal from there.
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Amateur corner kick
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35 minutes and absolutely no threat whatsoever.
Just SHITE.
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However shit we are this shape is killing us
We have a shape??
Was going to say rhomboid, but it's more haemorrhoid
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Will we get a shot on target, bloody useless
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If I didn't love Villa, I would hate them. We're so bad.
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QPR mk II
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can anyone help me watch it (whispers very quietly)
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This is awful.
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God almighty that effort from Weimann sums us up, dire.
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Fuck me.
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We can look tidy in possession but I struggle to remember a team as utterly blunt up front as we are.
Why does Lambert think this is just going to get better?
"I'm not worried, the goals will come".
How is that? How are they just going to magically arrive?
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Weimann-why are our players playing so badly?
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villa seem to be hoping because they just havent got the quality
westood fucking shite that
According to Collymore, hoping is our tactic. Clearly right.
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Hull are practically begging us to attack them meaningfully, giving the ball away and everything, and we do nothing about it.
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Weimann got the ball then, promising position, and Gabby did not bust a gut to get in front, just ambled about, so fucking crap.
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It really takes something to take this bunch of players and turn them into such a gutless rabble.
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championship teams actually look better
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Seriously. Have we now taken to shooting from 40 yards out... Jeez!!
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We are playing 4-2-3-1 with 2 HM and 4 attacking-minded players like numerous other teams in England and Europe. The problem is not the formation in itself, it is that we have no ideas about how to threaten the opponents and to score a goal.
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We're f*cked, aren't we?
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Collective facepalm for Westwood, Delph, Hutton and Weiman since i last posted in this thread.
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Lambert has somehow managed to drain every little bit of confidence from every player he picks. This takes some doing.
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Fuck off Westwood. Shit corner followed by even shitter free kick
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We can look tidy in possession but I struggle to remember a team as utterly blunt up front as we are.
Why does Lambert think this is just going to get better?
"I'm not worried, the goals will come".
How is that? How are they just going to magically arrive?
Quite, we are fucking atrocious in the final third.
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if weiman and gabby are regulars who are championship
you are bound to end up there
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can anyone help me watch it (whispers very quietly)
I'm glad I'm not the only clueless one on here listening to the legend that is Jack Woodward.
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can anyone help me watch it (whispers very quietly)
You really don't want too.
Who is this dream manager Fernandes has got for QPR then?
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now come on heel ;)
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Not terrible Westwood, but who has told him that he has the ability to score free kicks from that range? Probably that utter utter c@#t, Lambert.
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Lambert has somehow managed to drain every little bit of confidence from every player he picks. This takes some doing.
How long for Gil?
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can anyone help me watch it (whispers very quietly)
You really don't want too.
Who is this dream manager Fernandes has got for QPR then?
Laudrup, I think.
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Weimann-why are our players playing so badly?
Badly coached, unmotivated, waiting for Lambert to get the sack.
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It is streaming on NBC sports in the USA isn't it?
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Andi & Weimann look like they've never played together whilst the N'Doye and Jelavic look like they've been striking partners all their life.
Ha, I mena Gab and Andi
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We're f*cked, aren't we?
no we can bring cleverley on
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Awful.
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Weimann is having an absolute mare...oh sorry that's normal isn't it.
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Fucking hell. Weimann is useless as a wide player. When will Lambert learn that ball at the feet of Weimann out wide is a fucking liability! Get him right up top with Benteke on not bloody Gabby.
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can anyone help me watch it (whispers very quietly)
You really don't want too.
Who is this dream manager Fernandes has got for QPR then?
Laudrup, I think.
Laudrup is apparently on his way to take over as the coach for Japan, if he decides to leave Qatar.
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can anyone help me watch it (whispers very quietly)
You really don't want too.
Who is this dream manager Fernandes has got for QPR then?
Laudrup, I think.
I'd take Laudrup in a hearbeat.
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We are absolutely going down this season.
Seriously, you just can not go match after match looking as unlikely to score as we do and hope to stay up. Utterly hopeless, and whilst other bits of our play get better or worse over time, the main problem we have - not scoring - just seems to be there constantly.
How on earth do our glorious leaders think this is going to change?
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We are playing 4-2-3-1 with 2 HM and 4 attacking-minded players like numerous other teams in England and Europe. The problem is not the formation in itself, it is that we have no ideas about how to threaten the opponents and to score a goal.
Lambert demonstrates that knowing there is a tactic called 4-2-3-1 is not the same thing as knowing how it is supposed to work.
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weiman ffs
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"excellent again, lads"
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We are going down.
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Surely that is an elbow too?
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so whos QPR new dream manager
that will really piss me off , if hes good
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I'd take ken fuckin Dodd in a heartbeat..!!
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The look on Lambert's gormless face makes me want to throw my laptop through the window.
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Hutton booked without actually touching the man, but they have got away with 2 clear elbows.
Right.
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toothless as always
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I'd take ken fuckin Dodd in a heartbeat..!!
Joe Strummer would get more out the team.
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This really is awful. I don't see how we can avoid going down this season baring miracles happening
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We're crap against everyone.
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We've infected the referee with our shitness.
This is probably the worst I've seen us play since Bradford.
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So nothing for an elbow earlier, but a yellow for Hutton who did nothing. That sounds right for us.
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We are in the bottom three at the moment with QPR winning. At least Leicester are two down.
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Is anyone surprised by what's going on? I sure ain't.
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62% possession and we've done fuck all.
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What was that Lambert " our season won't be defined by Arsenal and Chelsea, it's the games that follow..."
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At least we have 62% possession doh
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We do look the same in most games. This is particularly ineffective though.
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We need to score while we're on top because you can bet that if Hull get to half time with this lead then they will come out stronger second half and I would back them getting a second ahead of us scoring. If we lose this then shouldn't there at least be a bit of preasure on Mr. Lambert...? :o
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If we lose this he surely has to go?
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An assistant manager with a clue would be fucking useful. The team reflects the total lack of leadership.
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if hull score any more , he has to get the boot tomorrow
thou he should get the boot , if we lose this 1-0
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There really is no excuse for Lambert when Stoke with Stephen Ireland through the middle of their midfield are sitting 10th in the league and we're languishing where we are once again.
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Odds must be high it being more likely we get a red rather than a goal tonight.
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Is anyone surprised by what's going on? I sure ain't.
Not in the slightest
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If someone said you have to take Lambert in the mouth and Lerner in the arse for them to leave Villa....how much would you love it?
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Half time changes lads? Benteke will be coming in but any of Gabby, Weimann or Sinclair could be going
Id chance bringing Joe Cole in too at the break, we have ran out of ideas again
Clark has been outstanding again, some tackle there
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Given how much trouble we're in I find our lack of drive and purpose bewildering.
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If we lose this he surely has to go?
I'd say so.
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Jelavic is a twat
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Jelevic surely has to be booked for continuous fouling and mouthing off??
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I would just love to go to sleep and wake up when the inevitable relegation is confirmed. We all know how this season is going to end and, I for one, would rather not have to go through this every match between now and then.
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Over the last two weeks I've actually started to hate Lambert.
I didn't before, just saw him as a chancer. He's fucking killing us.
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He's mouthy tosser Jelavic
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You know what, we are all to blame for this, including me. We have sat on our arses accepting the inevitable for the last 12 months and doing absolutely nothing about it. How f in bad must we get before there is a change?
Im seething
Rant over
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What a load of false narrative, when will we get what we deserve from training ground exertions?
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Wiemann is the worst Villa player I have ever seen. And I've seen Gary Penrice.
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If we lose this he surely has to go?
I'd say so.
And of course he won't and there will be a wall of silence from the club.
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Weimann - try and get the ball, not fucking complain for a free kick!!!!
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And just think, what is effectively the same performance as for almost all the previous 20 matches, and as we see things getting worse rather than better, we have a manager who is absolutely untouchable.
Going nowhere.
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Stupid twat
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If someone said you have to take Lambert in the mouth and Lerner in the arse for them to leave Villa....how much would you love it?
Thanks for that
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How much is Jelavic going to get away with before he gets booked?
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Ref's having a shocker. So are we.
If I was Gil I'd run over and throw my contract in Lambert's face.
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Gabby and Weimann are utterly fucking pointless. Both of them.
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Our passing when a player moves is the worst I've seen at any football club....we don't have footballers.
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I believe so much of this could have been avoided had we parted company with Lambert.
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2-0 QPR
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I would just love to go to sleep and wake up when the inevitable relegation is confirmed. We all know how this season is going to end and, I for one, would rather not have to go through this every match between now and then.
My fear is still sitting here stuck with the useless bastard next season. Like being locked in a lift with a smelly bloke who had a nasty curry the night before.
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Venglos, O'Leary, McLeish, none of them were as bad this guy.
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You know what, we are all to blame for this, including me. We have sat on our arses accepting the inevitable for the last 12 months and doing absolutely nothing about it. How f in bad must we get before there is a change?
Im seething
Rant over
I class myself in that too. What's happening is fucking criminal.
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How much is Jelavic going to get away with before he gets booked?
At least he is showing energy and a bit of heart.
Weimann, Blues awful.
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Lambert has faith the goals will come, does he? Well we need to start creating some fucking chances first. It's not like we're just short of the killer final ball. We literally pose no attacking threat whatsoever.
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Why is our top scorer playing on the wing?
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I reckon there is a time whereby a new manger is unable to turn a team around as they are mentally fkd by everything that has happened to them.
I reckon we are at that point now.
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Well QPR's good run is about to start...
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As usual utterly diabolical.
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I laughed a few weeks ago when someone suggested we get Sherwood but now...
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We have forwards who have shown that they can be effective in the past, now doing nothing. It was all down to a lack of creative players to get the ball to the forwards, apparently, so we've signed two pretty good-seeming players and we still do nothing. This solution having failed, Lambert's new idea is that goals happen by themselves, so they'll happen eventually for us.
His awfulness shines bright as a supernova, and everyone in the world can see it - everyone, that is, except one guy.
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Big second half needed Villa. Come on lads.
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Boring Boring Villa
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I am starting to think it is actually too late to achieve anything by getting rid of Lambert.
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God that was shit.
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It is more entertaining to follow the game here with you than to suffer the supplice to watch it.
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Why keep playing Weimann out wide? His one use is as a striker. That half was fucking shit.
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Wiemann is the worst Villa player I have ever seen. And I've seen Gary Penrice.
Ive seen David Hunt
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What a shit half from us.
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Lambert really needs to go, this is utterly pathetic, he's broken, he's lost the fans, he's clearly lost the players and we are going down if he stays, he's got no idea what to do to get us out of this.
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The fact that this sort of shit is so meekly fucking tolerated by idiots like Lerner just makes me so fucking angry.
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That half was basically the same as every half we have produced over the last 4 months.
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Well that 45 was really really awful.
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Wiemann is the worst Villa player I have ever seen. And I've seen Gary Penrice.
Ive seen David Hunt
I've seen Balaban and he was a shitload worse than Weimann will ever be.
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Terrible ..I can't think of a team more ineffective at attacking than us
QPR winning is a double blow.
If if we lose and Lambert stays the club deserve to go down
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I swear, our only attacking option is to pass it sideways for a minute and then Sissoko lump it 50 yards diagonally into space.
They're clapping that at Hull. They've been worse than us.
Lambert needs to change that around at half time. Benteke on, Weimann off. Push Gil further up field with Delph and Westwood covering.
Get sinclair in the game a bit too and stop the aimless passing followed by a witless hoof of a cross.
Fucking shit.
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An empty shell of a club we have become.
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Again we're the ones with all the possession but they're the ones who look most likely to score.
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...and to think, Mr Shin, you wanted me to drive you to Hull to see this debacle
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Why keep playing Weimann out wide? His one use is as a striker. That half was fucking shit.
He played up front for the first half hour and was useless, moved to the right again useless.
He is useless
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Gabby and Weimann are utterly fucking pointless. Both of them.
since their new contracts , just like the manager
it makes me mad
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The commentator ha just come out with
"I'd like to be in the Aston Villa dressing room so I could find out what the attacking concept is, because I can't see, and it appears the players don't know it."
I'm getting fed up of the Danish commentators taking the piss with comments I can't argue with.
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The fact that this sort of shit is so meekly fucking tolerated by idiots like Lerner just makes me so fucking angry.
And worse still, we all tolerate it as well.
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I laughed a few weeks ago when someone suggested we get Sherwood but now...
You know what, I'd take him too. His tactical acumen isn't great, but he gets players trying very hard for him and his stylistic instincts are better than Lambert (Lambert, of course, having no stylistic instincts).
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I am meant to be dragging my 2 boys north to watch us on Sunday.
As a loving father should I be making them this miserable?
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Randy (bless him) hasn't a clue about football..Tom Fox has even less knowledge about football..Lambert .....well enough said
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Another utterly awful half of football.
If Tom Fox doesn't watch that and think you know what, I will flip the fucking coin, then he is a complete and utter moron.
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I am starting to think it is actually too late to achieve anything by getting rid of Lambert.
Lambert is having literally zero positive effect on the team. Any improvement on that from a new manager would help. It might all come down to a point or two. Or even goal difference.
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I am starting to think it is actually too late to achieve anything by getting rid of Lambert.
If they did it tomorrow and had a replacement lined up then that person would have a chance, but you are right much longer then it would be pointless making the change.
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I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.
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I am starting to think it is actually too late to achieve anything by getting rid of Lambert.
I still think it could give us enough of a bounce to get us over the line but needs to be done now.
We all know it won't though.
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Going down, and it is deserved too.
At this rate we will get relegated finishing 19th or 20th.
A total disgrace of a club from top to bottom.
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How can this utter incompetent poor excuse for a manager stay in charge?
Utter shite.
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Soon as we cross that dotted line, we're done for. Nothing will change and where is the motivation going to come from. I've reached a stage now where I'll only probably respond once we're confirmed as down. The actual football has ceased to have any effect.
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...and to think, Mr Shin, you wanted me to drive you to Hull to see this debacle
If we set off now will we make the second half?
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I am meant to be dragging my 2 boys north to watch us on Sunday.
As a loving father should I be making them this miserable?
No. I am refusing to take my little one to his first game at the moment because I don't want to put him off for life.
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Frankly if Fox can't see what needs to happen after that first half then we deserve everything we get. There can be no clearer evidence of his inability to motivate the players and coach the players than this first half and no amount of false loyalty from those that run the club will alter this.
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And just think, what is effectively the same performance as for almost all the previous 20 matches, and as we see things getting worse rather than better, we have a manager who is absolutely untouchable.
Going nowhere.
We are Blackburn @2012
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its always the 'next game' when we are going to wake up and start playing better and start delivering.
Under this utter fucking chancer, the next game never actually comes.
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This is atrocious.
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Wiemann is the worst Villa player I have ever seen. And I've seen Gary Penrice.
Ive seen David Hunt
I've seen Balaban and he was a shitload worse than Weimann will ever be.
I remember Weimann's goal against Stoke in (I think) McLeish's season. When he's played as a striker he's okay. Maybe even half decent.
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get rid of your manager and you actually win -
qpr
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I want him gone now...even the prospect of no obvious choice to replace him can be worse than this.
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For a moment when I saw the lineups I thought we were going to be lining up 4-4-2. Then I realised how stupid that was.
I'm glad my signal on this train isn't good enough to watch.
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We pose all the threat of a crippled pensioner
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Gil is the only player with any idea in the final third. Problem is he's to deep and there's no movent in front if him.
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Wiemann is the worst Villa player I have ever seen. And I've seen Gary Penrice.
Ive seen David Hunt
There are two of us then....
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I'm not watching but I still think Villa will win this.
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Gabby off benteke and wieman up front, would be my move . Unlucky to be down by one, but we don't look like we could score in a brothel
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Horrific, yet again. We look like 11 blokes picked off the street the day before who only met in the tunnel just before the game.
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And of course QPR are winning too.
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Maybe we should have made more of the protest.
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I am starting to think it is actually too late to achieve anything by getting rid of Lambert.
If they did it tomorrow and had a replacement lined up then that person would have a chance, but you are right much longer then it would be pointless making the change.
Fergie owes us one after the McLeish recommendation, so how about him taking over for a few months?
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It really is just soul destroying. I hate watching Villa. Nearly 30 years of support is slowly being drained. Five years of an under whelming, nigh on bore fest has robbed the enthusiasm. There is no hope just resignation from knowing the inevitable.
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I'm not watching but I still think Villa will win this.
Pass the crack pipe.....
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Two very shit teams separated by a huge slice of luck. Still, it's best league in the world you know.
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The commentator ha just come out with
"I'd like to be in the Aston Villa dressing room so I could find out what the attacking concept is, because I can't see, and it appears the players don't know it."
I'm getting fed up of the Danish commentators taking the piss with comments I can't argue with.
every week is the same
isolate the striker
pass sidewards
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I'm not watching but I still think Villa will win this.
Pass the crack pipe.....
No, somebody pass him a stream for the match.
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We're too weak in midfield, Sinclair is offering nothing, Gil is playing too deep, Delph is being a tart, Weimann is a one armed taxi driver with crabs and Gabby is doing his best to keep warm by using the two central defenders as a wind block.
Has Lambert ordered the players that they can only enter the Hull penalty area one at a time? We're playing far too deep. Get Sinclair off and bring on Sanchez, take Andi off and bring on Benteke. It's our only hope to get players forward.
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Just think of all the millions of little coincidences throughout human history that led to this point, where we have an idiot like Lerner in the same place and time as an idiot like Lambert.
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Fuck the replacement. Just get rid of Lambert. The players could probably do a better job of organising themselves on their own.
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It seems only now even the pundits are wondering what are our actual tactics. I can't believe he's not under more pressure
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God we are truly awful. Why the hell does Lamberk think that Agbonlanought is a preferable option to Benteke? Surely we're set up for him with Gil and Sinclair on although Gil is too deep for. me.
During that half I counted 8 times when the ball was hit long and every time one of their defenders headed it clear. I didn't even start counting until about 20 minutes in. I think Benteke would have won most of those. Ok, he hasn't been in great form recently but Lambert should use that by firing him up because now we REALLY need someone to step up to the plate. Go on lad, make yourself a hero. But no, this is Lamberk so he'll no doubt mumble some unintelligible drivel and wave him on.
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The problem isn't even that we're losing.
What I mean is, we've gone behind to a deflected goal, there was a certain amount of bad luck involved in that.
What that doesn't change, though, is the fact that Hull are a truly abysmal side, they are utterly awful, and at no point in this first half, despite having 75% possession for the first 30 minutes, and despite having plenty of the ball throughout, have we looked even remotely like scoring.
It just happens week after week, and it is not going to suddenly change of its own accord.
I just wish these irresponsible fucking morons would realise it.
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its all so....'the same as is ever was'.
Changes in players but the approach is exactly the fucking the same.
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I'm not watching but I still think Villa will win this.
That's because you're not watching
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That money that was earmarked for Lambert R should be used to get rid of Lambert P and gives us a chance of staying up.
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As always we create nothing at all. I cannot see it changing for the rest of the season. How can you rely on Gabby and Weimann up front... And when Delph starts shooting from 40 yards when not in balance, you know it is going to a long evening.
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Funny thing - the only time Lerner appears to have listened to the fans was when appointed Lambert......... Oh dear - oops
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I am starting to think it is actually too late to achieve anything by getting rid of Lambert.
If they did it tomorrow and had a replacement lined up then that person would have a chance, but you are right much longer then it would be pointless making the change.
Fergie owes us one after the McLeish recommendation, so how about him taking over for a few months?
Doesn't even have to be Fergie, I would take a random 70 year old off the street over Lambert right now.
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I have said it for the last three seasons about this time so I might as well say it again. What we are enduring is worse than relegation. Putting up with this level of performance year in year out is worse than being in the Championship. We are being humiliated week after week and we have an owner who does not want to own us, a CEO who thinks we are baying for blood, and players who refusing to take it seriously. It does not get any worse than this.
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Supposed to be going Sun with my son, daughter and her Wolves supporting fella.Don't think I can take the shame.
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he has to go if we lose this
the squad isnt bad
we need a proper coach , to sort these fookers out and Id fuck off gabby
he moaned about houlier and Mccleish and he will probably moan about lambert too but ffs , hes shit
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Benteke and Weimann up front. We might just equalise.
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Fuck it. Having lulled them into a false sense of security we'll smash the granny out of them second half.
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Lambert never usually makes HT changes....conceding has shot the little confidence we have. Need Benteke on but can Lambert wind him up to make him effective?
Lambert has to go but I have no faith with the Board to replace him, they wouldn't know where to start.
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Unless he sacks Lambert we are down, i have never seen so disorganised shambles. Where is Weimann supposed to be playing? What has Gabby done all game so far mind you he is one out as Lambert is too frightened to play two forwards. We are a disgrace of a team and Lambert should be sacked no matter the result at the end.
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Nothing at the club makes sense any more. Lost.
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If the ref pulled them up for one of the elbows we'd have half a chance. Need changes.
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The fact that this sort of shit is so meekly fucking tolerated by idiots like Lerner just makes me so fucking angry.
He's having fun don't cha know.
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Lambert never usually makes HT changes....conceding has shot the little confidence we have. Need Benteke on but can Lambert wind him up to make him effective?
Lambert has to go but I have no faith with the Board to replace him, they wouldn't know where to start.
Lambert couldn't wind up a watch.
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Have either keeper even made a save? Hull are absolutely woeful too lets be honest but at least their front two are physically competing and give our defenders a game of it.
Roy Keane had a point about brothels and ten grand.
With the exception of Clark, Gil and Okore to an extent the rest of our players have been hopeless. Our full backs are pathetic in the opposition half, our passing in midfield is so inoffensive, slow and laboured. Movement non existent and front two have been a disgrace. The game has passed Sinclair by but to be fair I feel for any left sided player playing ahead of Cissokho.
Benteke has to come in and will do for Weimann. I suspect Vlaar will too for Cissokho and Clark will move to the left. Not a change I would make but can see Lambert opting for his experience.
If we dont get a point at least against these, we deserve to go down
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Fuck it. Having lulled them into a false sense of security we'll smash the granny out of them second half.
We'd have to bore them to sleep more like.
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If the ref pulled them up for one of the elbows we'd have half a chance. Need changes.
Unnerving how play continues when we receive a head injury too.. l
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A Lambert out banner in the away end supposedly.....
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He shouldn't be sacked ,,,he should fucking have some decency and resign.
As for Sherwood ,granted had a talented Spurs team but his record is 42 points from 22 games IIRC Lambert has about 100 points from 2 and a half seasons !!
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Yeah need to give Benteke the second half at least he provides a target and with the likes of Gil and Sinclair on he might have some decent service at least.
Sunderland are nearly as fucking useless as us ::)
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A Lambert out banner in the away end supposedly.....
Yes, just seen it.
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Yep, I would have Sherwood in tomorrow morning. Like a bloody shot.
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We sacked Gregory for top 6 finishes and an FA cup final.
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They've just replayed that Weimann effort. Woeful doesn't begin to describe it.
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Lambert never usually makes HT changes....conceding has shot the little confidence we have. Need Benteke on but can Lambert wind him up to make him effective?
Lambert has to go but I have no faith with the Board to replace him, they wouldn't know where to start.
Lambert couldn't wind up a watch.
Well Lambert did say we didn't need an attacking coach as he was looking after it himself..........
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I can't see us winning another match this season.
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The problem with sacking Lambert now is that you won't be able to hire anyone who is anything other than desperate.
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As it stands, we are sitting in the bottom 3. I cant see us coming out in the weeks to come.
Just shown a Lambert out sign on Sky Sports.
The new Premier League deal has just been announced. If its all about the money, then Fox should release mumbles about 10pm this evening - knowing a minimum of £70 MILLION is at stake.
If its not about the money then mumbles will be writing 'Cleverly' on the team sheet on Sunday morning.
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We sacked Gregory for top 6 finishes and an FA cup final.
No we didn't.
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It's just like leicester, west brom & swansea - they only need to score one and we're finished
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will he make changes at half time? I think not.
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I can't see us winning another match this season.
I wouldn't bet against us not scoring another goal this season.
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At other clubs they sack the manager and the assistant takes over.... oh that;s right Villa hasn't got one.
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Funny thing - the only time Lerner appears to have listened to the fans was when appointed Lambert......... Oh dear - oops
I know Mcclaren looks like mourinho now ;)
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Supposed to be going Sun with my son, daughter and her Wolves supporting fella.Don't think I can take the shame.
Thats the Cup though different ball game. Shouldn't say that of course might jyix us..
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The problem with sacking Lambert now is that you won't be able to hire anyone who is anything other than desperate.
Anyone will do, even Sherwood who I think is all mouth and no trousers
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Lambert never usually makes HT changes....conceding has shot the little confidence we have. Need Benteke on but can Lambert wind him up to make him effective?
Lambert has to go but I have no faith with the Board to replace him, they wouldn't know where to start.
Lambert couldn't wind up a watch.
Well Lambert did say we didn't need an attacking coach as he was looking after it himself..........
One day we might look back on that and half hysterically.
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The problem with sacking Lambert now is that you won't be able to hire anyone who is anything other than desperate.
I think we'd do better with no manager
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Just think of all the millions of little coincidences throughout human history that led to this point, where we have an idiot like Lerner in the same place and time as an idiot like Lambert.
I'm also at the point where I wish I could turn back time, forego the optimism of the early Lerner/MON years, take the relegation that would have come probably in that first O'Leary-less season and now at least be supporting a club on the up. As it is, as bad as things are now, I know that they are going to get worse. Relegation followed by the clueless Lerner imposing a whole new round of austerity when he eventually gets his brain around what relegation means financially.
The whole club is a joke.
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At other clubs they sack the manager and the assistant takes over.... oh that;s right Villa hasn't got one.
I am beginning to think that is a ploy by Lambert to protect his position.
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We sacked Gregory for top 6 finishes and an FA cup final.
We sacked Gregory for top 6 finishes and an FA cup final.
Whole different beast then was AVFC. Big Ron got the boot eight months after winning a cup. And Paul Lambert is still our boss after 100 mostly dreadful results and performances.
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Hull are fucking crap
We are fucking clueless.
We have possession and have no idea what to do with it.
The commentators are saying, no movement, no options !!!!
More of , more of.
Along with everyone else on here I am sure, I despair.
Bring on Benteke, have an option.
The fact that this gormless no idea twat is Teflon coated is beyond me.
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Benteke on for Weimann
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Has he made changes? Yes he has.
Amazing.
Benteke on
Weimann off
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No bottle or fight, no skill or composure, no idea how to score or win....and they're all millionaires.
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Benteke is on for Weimann then. No shit Lambert.
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Last chance Lambert.
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The problem with sacking Lambert now is that you won't be able to hire anyone who is anything other than desperate.
Honestly who cares. I would literally take any manager who'd got so much as his Scouts camp fire making badge.
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First decent decision in months.
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Nobody can be as clueless as Lambert though Monty.
What is the formation/tactics tonight?He has not got a clue.
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Tom Huddlestone is a genuine cock.
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Where's Jim Barron? Only villa boss with a 100% win record.
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birtles calls it rubbish
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Our set pieces have been absolute gash.
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Right change to make at least.
Now... Can we simply win the ball, get it wide, beat a man, and cross the thing ACCURATELY into the box.
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another shit corner
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The co commentator made me laugh-he said 'it's absolute rubbish'.
Fair play. It is
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"There's only one word for it, rubbish".
Never a truer word spoken.
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Gil now as bad as Westwood for taking free kicks. Didn't take Lambert long
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Get this fucking charlatan parasite of a manager out of our club.
Lambert out.
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Our corner described as absolute rubbish. Welcome to the world of Aston Villa my friend.............
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The problem with sacking Lambert now is that you won't be able to hire anyone who is anything other than desperate.
Honestly who cares. I would literally take any manager who'd got so much as his Scouts camp fire making badge.
I reckon you and I could keep us up Risso.
Sherwood with a decent assistant would do with ease.
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Hope it works. Weimann been poor but he's probably our best bet for a goal.
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It just isn't fun - there is a real lack of hope.
The football is turgid, the results are crap, there is no sense of "we're the fkn Villa". We have no swagger.
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Apparently we've scored 1 second half goal away from home since the start of last year.
So says my commentator anyway.
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Backwards. No movement.
Backwards no movement.
Repeat. Repeat, repeat....
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Incredible we have a corner and they attack from it
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our crosses never beat the first man. ever.
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Backwards. No movement.
Backwards no movement.
Repeat. Repeat, repeat....
This.
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In the days of BFR and JG we were supporters. Now we are customers.
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Apparantly we are the only premier league team not to have a substitute score. Can well believe it.
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Hope it works. Weimann been poor but he's probably our best bet for a goal.
Should have been Gabby. We keep him on for his pace and he does f all with it every game
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Get this fucking charlatan parasite of a manager out of our club.
Lambert out.
Well said
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Our positioning is absolutely fucking woeful. What do they work on in training, for god's sake?
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Fucking hell we're atrocious.
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Benteke you are benched! Please benteke save my scrawny butt.
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Hutton is a decent defender. His crossing and attacking play is utter shite.
Come on Delph, drive forward, inspire the team, get a hold. Do something!
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Going for a crap, fuck the second half.
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Keyword I heard this week from a poster somewhere - Unprecedented.
Unprecedented - that a manager with the results over 100 games is still in a job.
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Is anyone aware on the pitch of what a kind of situation we are in? They all amble around at a snails pace, the whole fucking squad needs a rocket up their arseholes instead of being told it's excellent.
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Last chance Lambert.
He keeps finding the revolving door in the last chance saloon.
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Hope it works. Weimann been poor but he's probably our best bet for a goal.
Should have been Gabby. We keep him on for his pace and he does f all with it every game
Neither are good enough.
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Hope it works. Weimann been poor but he's probably our best bet for a goal.
really
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The problem with sacking Lambert now is that you won't be able to hire anyone who is anything other than desperate.
Honestly who cares. I would literally take any manager who'd got so much as his Scouts camp fire making badge.
Me too. Fact is if we go down then it will be about 90% Lamberts fault. We have at least five good players who have the talent to make a difference and under a better manager they would be playing somewhere closer to their level I am almost certain.
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This sounds like fun. Also, everyone else appears to be watching it apart from me. Which channel is it on?
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How do we get a throw half way in their half and 4 passes later we're under pressure half way into our own half?
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time to get cleverley on we need his goals and assists - oh forgot 35 hours without either.
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It's just so slow and aimless.
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Lots of possession so he'll say we were excellent
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Fucking hell, I thought that networking event I went to tonight at the British Library was bad but to come home to this trollocks? Damn them all!
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Our balls into the box have been truly abysmal.
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Hutton is a decent defender. His crossing and attacking play is utter shite.
Come on Delph, drive forward, inspire the team, get a hold. Do something!
Said it many times, Lowton is worth his place just for his ability to cross a ball. 3-5-2 with Lowton and Richardson giving width would be good.
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Many fans made the trip?
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Hope it works. Weimann been poor but he's probably our best bet for a goal.
really
I will write off Weimann when he plays up front alongside Beneteke for 10 games and doesn't score. He is always so deep and out of position.
Its like playing Harry Kane in central midfield
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We don't have the guile to break even this lot down
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Powder puff from Cissokho
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Fuck me shirking it Cissokho!!
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The fruits of zero pressure.
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Westwood has been absolutely shocking.
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Many fans made the trip?
They all deserve a medal.
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Can't believe this has been allowed to happen to the club.
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horrible from Gil again this half, three woeful deliveries in a row. Benteke has started well tho
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Nobody making runs, players just standing on their heels watching teammates struggle to retain possession, nobody wants the ball...
There's a smell of death about us.
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At least Benteke is showing and trying to make things happen.
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Any attempts on goal or just the delph 40 harder?
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Birtles summed it up well there - 3 strikers within 5 yards of each other with no one moving towards the ball
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Steve Harper, who taught Shay Given all he knows about being a sub keeper, shares a joke with his old team-mate. And it's Hull who will be laughing all the way to the bank tonight if the result stays the same.
Hilarious. Mind you, if I was earning what Given is getting i'd be laughing.
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Has Benteke had a touch yet
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Many fans made the trip?
They all deserve a medal.
And their money back
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Delph gives ball away in totally useless position. So many times.
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Delph has been fucking shit.
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If only Gabby would run that fast towards the opposition goal.
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Many fans made the trip?
They all deserve a medal.
And their money back
And a new scarf would be nice
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Hope it works. Weimann been poor but he's probably our best bet for a goal.
really
I will write off Weimann when he plays up front alongside Beneteke for 10 games and doesn't score. He is always so deep and out of position.
Its like playing Harry Kane in central midfield
blame lambert then ;) hes turned him into a poor player
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I just wish we were all dead
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I could cry
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R5 says we are much brighter second half. I trust these pages more!
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Stop giving the ball away Delph. Stop giving the captaincy to Gabby.
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I am going to make some toast.
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Joe Cole on the way. Sinclair or Gabby then?
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This is the worst possible scenario for a team that doesn't create or score goals: a lucky deflected early goal and we are trying to break down a team that has pretty much parked the bus.
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Delph has been fucking shit.
It is the curse of the Lerner contract, anyone who signs one turns to shit.
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I just wish we were all dead
Talking about dead....HEEEREEEES Joey
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We guessed correctly that Cleverly has a clause that he has to be played.
We guessed correctly that Lerner couldnt give two shits about our club.
We KNOW that they would rather relegate us and lose the £70 million a year than admit a mistake not rectified earlier by dismissing Lambert.
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And here comes Joe Cole to save the day.
Is Sinclair still on the pitch?
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May as well switch this off, you just know we will play square and back.
It's that bad it would be an improvement to put Vlaar up front and hit him with high balls
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Gabby is Lambert's star thickie.
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It'd really be interesting to see what a different manager could do with these players. It'd tell us a lot about how much they fucking hate Lambert and if they're actually as bad as they appear to be (which I don't think they are).
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I didnt really notice Sinclair.
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Oh, I thought Sinclair had stayed in the dressing room for a kip after half time.
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If Gabby never had pace he would be a Plasterer
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Do this lot have to take pay cuts when we are relegated ?
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Joe Cole on the way. Sinclair or Gabby then?
It doesn't really matter with the twat we have in charge. The sooner we all realise that the lineup makes no difference at all, the less painful it will probably be for all of us. This has been coming for a long, long time and now it has finally arrived.
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Gabby is Lambert's star thickie.
Both are considerably richer than any of us though
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Aly and Hutton do more pass and run than any MF or forward.
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Leicester scored now...
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Leicester get one back....
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These are the same players who ran to support him on the touchline v Norwich last season as if endorsing him. He's lost them now it seems
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It'd really be interesting to see what a different manager could do with these players. It'd tell us a lot about how much they fucking hate Lambert and if they're actually as bad as they appear to be (which I don't think they are).
I think there is a very good chance we'd do something crazy like win 5 in a row once he's gone.
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Leicester get one back
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Well it's sack Lambert or take certain relegation because that's what it will be.
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Bruce, let your keeper go home early, you don't need one tonight.
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I didnt really notice Sinclair.
You've probably seen more of these Sinclairs in the last 60 minutes than anybody called Scott:
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I didnt really notice Sinclair.
better off with Clive
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Well it's sack Lambert or take certain relegation because that's what it will be.
Spot on
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Gabby to left I assume, Cole next to Benteke. Might work
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were great at sending people to sleep
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Just a shame they are so awful with the ball PWS.
Still not a shot on target.
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We don't look remotely like scoring. Again.
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What absolute fucking tripe this is.
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Delph has been fucking shit.
It is the curse of the Lerner contract, anyone who signs one turns to shit.
He's been poor all season.
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I see we have reverted to lumping it now.
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Corner. Can we beat first man?
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We guessed correctly that Cleverly has a clause that he has to be played.
Did we? Has this been confirmed?
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No!
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Delph has been fucking shit.
It is the curse of the Lerner contract, anyone who signs one turns to shit.
He's been poor all season.
Of course he has. Lambert's been managing him.
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Lambert was right though; this game is defining our season more so than the Arsenal or Chelsea games did.
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Again a corner that doesn't beat the first man. I am lost for words on this.
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only 27 minutes to go
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I'm really starting to fear the worst
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I can't help but think that maybe if we had someone we could teach to take corners (and free kicks), we'd have a better chance of scoring?
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Birtles summed it up well there - 3 strikers within 5 yards of each other with no one moving towards the ball
...and that can only be coaching.
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I reckon most clubs would take Benteke, Gil and Guzan off us. A few would take Okore, Delph and even Hutton too.
How Lambert is managing to get the least possible out of those players, and all the others, is unbelievable.
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See if we can get this corner into the penalty area
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I can't help but think that maybe if we had someone we could teach to take corners (and free kicks), we'd have a better chance of scoring?
Are you suggesting actual coaches, you madman?
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Lots of time wasting and niggling fouls by Hull
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Lambert out. Relegation beckons.
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Ive worked it out, our next goal is due early in April
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You couldn't make up how shit we've been under Lambert
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No light at the end of this tunnel. We are going to have to stay in the bottom 3 until something drastic happens.
Saw in the meaning evil today a bit from another paper taking the piss out of us calling it a Souvenir edition that we scored a goal.
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Been saying every season for the last 3 years that I think we'll go down, then haven't. This season it's starting to feel very real
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I reckon most clubs would take Benteke, Gil and Guzan off us. A few would take Okore, Delph and even Hutton too.
How Lambert is managing to get the least possible out of those players, and all the others, is unbelievable.
It takes a certain talent to be this shit.
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Awful Gil again, have we anyone else who can take a set piece?
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ZZZZZZZZZZ
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You couldn't make up how shit we've been under Lambert
We are WORSE now than when he took over. Yet the squad is better. Go figure.
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and if milner hadnt scored
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Going for a crap, fuck the second half.
Was it a steamer?
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My stream's died and I really, really couldn't give a toss.
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Well it's sack Lambert or take certain relegation because that's what it will be.
Can't disagree, we look a lost cause.
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It's possible of course that as our cup run goes on our league form will deteriorate.
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I don't see how Lambert can carry on as manager.
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Lambert out. Relegation beckons.
We're going to find out tomorrow if Lerner cares about relegation.
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I said earlier the football was having no effect on me. Scratch that. I'm nauseous.
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We're a level below kick & rush.
Now we're just kick.
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Going for a crap, fuck the second half.
Was it a steamer?
I just had one and it was the best spell of passing I've seen all evening.
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Been saying every season for the last 3 years that I think we'll go down, then haven't. This season it's starting to feel very real
Yes, same here. Teams that keep escaping by the skin of their teeth always go down eventually, and that particular bell is now tolling for us...
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Can't the players though just say fuck this and have a FUCKING GO?
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watching this .i am now convinced were gone
qpr will get a new manager
burnley score goals
Leicester have more fight
we are doomed
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Darren Bent just scored
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DO SOMETHING VILLA!
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I'm bored. I think I will go and sort out my sock draw.
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I note with interest that someone called Darren Bent has scored again.
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I think this is the turning point of our season - 25 minutes where we finally pull the chain and we go into the championship or the players do something special
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I really don't see how he can continue, this is as bad as I have ever seen.
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I don't see how Lambert can carry on as manager.
The dopey twat on the other side of the pond doesn't see anything at all
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Clark does own shoelaces up. Lambert looks on jealously.
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Can't the players though just say fuck this and have a FUCKING GO?
Amazing that they don't. They've been pretty shit
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watching this .i am now convinced were gone
qpr will get a new manager
burnley score goals
Leicester have more fight
we are doomed
Laudrup for QPR apparently
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Our only hope is that Hull can do a Villa and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
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Do these cretin players know that as results are atm, we are in the bottom 3????
Showsome bollocks ffs
Oh, a corner. Decent one please
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What I don't get is, what we are doing, which is what we've been doing for ages, IS NOT WORKING.
So why are we still doing it?
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I've seen better passing at one of those celebrity charity matches on ITV.
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Clark does own shoelaces up. Lambert looks on jealously.
Haha
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How much on us to finish bottom?
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we wont get 25 million for benteke neither at the moment neither to buy the championship oldies
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I've seen better passing at one of those celebrity charity matches on ITV.
I think Ralf Little would improve this side.
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I've seen better passing at one of those celebrity charity matches on ITV.
I think Ralf Little would improve this side.
Sid Little too.
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hull are rubbish too
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We deserve relegation, we are so crap its unbelievable
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What was that header Aly?
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So would Sid Little.
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Anyone for some Chap-hop?
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We shalln't be getting any of this new TV money.
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Fans now chanting 'what the fuck is going on' and 'we want Lambert out' . Good
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I've seen better passing at one of those celebrity charity matches on ITV.
I think Ralf Stuart Little would improve this side.
Fixed.
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Oh Christ... This is really happening. Bottom three, and I fear for our future. :(
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I understand the Hull have parked the bus, but we are offering not a single damn thing to even suggest we can muster one decent attack. If this was the game that defined our season then we've shown our colours and they are shitty brown.
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wtf was that aly
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What I don't get is, what we are doing, which is what we've been doing for ages, IS NOT WORKING.
So why are we still doing it?
Because NO ONE questions Lambert. Without an assistant to say something there is no accountability above, so it is all on him, and he, I am convinced, has little conversations with himself that make him live in a make believe world.
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Oh Gabby is still playing.
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We haven't had a shot on target yet, have we?
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No shot on target after 72 minutes.
JUST FUCK OFF LAMBERT. Feel better for that.
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Fans now chanting 'what the fuck is going on' and 'we want Lambert out' . Good
Excellent, nice and loud boys, wish I could join in from here. This man is poisonous and a curse upon our club. I fucking hate him.
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"It's only 1-0 how shit you must be, it's only 1-0"
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Ghastly.
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We are down.
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This is beyond hopeless.
I know it is at odds with the fact we've had plenty of the ball, but I reckon this is one of our worst performances this season.
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Lambert's so secure in his job that nobody even bothers to sing 'you're getting sacked in the morning'.
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This bunch of thick ****** will take us down.
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chance there for tonys tigers
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That's that then
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I thought we were excrement, I really do.
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Fucking hell
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diabolical
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And that folks is relegation.
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Fuck off Villa.
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Get the fuck out of this club, lambert.
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We're fucked.
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And that's the game, fuck off Aston Villa.
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Brilliant
FUCK OFF YOU MORON, I FUCKING HATE YOU
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2-0.
Wow.
And he STILL won't get sacked.
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Bang bang. Thankyou and goodnight.
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******.
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Good time to sack Lambert in one sense, as there're nearly two weeks to the next league match.
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Garbage
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Goodness me. If Lambert's still in a job tomorrow I'll be amazed. I know, I know. But still. They HAVE to do something.
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All from Cissokho's stupid foul
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Ghastly!
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down and out !
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Get the fuck out of this club, lambert.
Even the sensible people are saying it.
He absolutely has to go.
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That's it. We are as good as down. Unless Lerner sacks this clown.
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It is now....
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This is utterly disgraceful and I'm fucking sick of it.
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That's it, I really feel the worst in for many years in supporting our wonderful club.
Words fail me
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Goodness me. If Lambert's still in a job tomorrow I'll be amazed. I know, I know. But still. They HAVE to do something.
You know they won't though.
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LAMBERT FUCK OFF NOW
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I think we were excellent, can't fault the effort of the lads, the chances we're creating will soon result in goals, I just know it.
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If he had an ounce of pride he would resign.
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LAMBERT FUCK OFF NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bye, bye Premier League, it was nice knowing you. We're leaving now and we're going to be away for some time.
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Hull are absolute pony but they're home and hosed here.
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LAMBERT FUCK OFF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this is relentlessly shit
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Dear Fox,
I call tails.
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Lambert you clueless fucking wanker. Enough is more than enough.
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He CANNOT be in charge by tomorrow evening.
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Just brilliant
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Fuck you Lambert and fuck you Lerner.
Lerner taking over is one of the worst things ever to happen to our club absolute fucking moron.
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Fans really sticking it to Lambert, banners and chants.
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We go again.
The goals will come.
You can't sack me, I've got a 4 year contract.
mhumhumhumh
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Fuck this. Fuck football. Fuck Villa. Fuck Lambert. Fuck it all.
I'm sick of this. Fucking shambles.
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Fuck off Lambert , have you got no shame .
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a shot!!!
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Goodness me. If Lambert's still in a job tomorrow I'll be amazed. I know, I know. But still. They HAVE to do something.
You know they won't though.
No, I think they literally will have to do it. They won't want to.
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If he dares come back to work tomorrow I'm going to really pissed off. Throw the towel in please Lambert.
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That's it. Relegation is a certainty. Walk tonight or tomorrow morning Lambert.
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Wow a shot on target
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Show some fucking professional pride and fucking resign. We don't want you anymore. I would rather gamble and go down
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Okore beaten again in the air and thats it.
Lambert better be gone tomorrow morning
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Wow, a
shot backpass on target.
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Cissokho ball watching.
This is why Lambert has been playing the game down all week. Because he had no confidence we could win and wouldn't put his own job on the line to come out and say we need to win this.
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We are well and truly fucked. I'm fucking seething at everyone from Lerner and Lambert to the players. We should not be in this position at all but Lerner and Fox are too gutless to pull he trigger on that charlatan of a manager.
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All from Cissokho's stupid foul
He's a terrible so called footballer, that's what happens.
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Benteke a year ago buries that. The general confidence level is down around the pre-Cambrian level right now.
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I really can't see how he can survive this.
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There is no possible way we could be any worse with anyone else in charge, anyone.
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Lambert's utterly shite but it's Lerner who isn't firing him. The sooner they both fuck off, preferably together, the sooner we can get on with rebuilding.
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Get out of our great club, Lambert. ANYONE would do a better job than you.
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Okore beaten again in the air and thats it.
Lambert better be gone tomorrow morning
Don't torture yourself
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SHOT ON TARGET
NOW LAMBERT FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We're all going on about him being sacked, but why doesn't he leave off his own back?
99.9% of people connected with Villa fucking hate him. I'd be embarrassed turning up to work everyday knowing that everyone hated me.
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Its very simple really, if this man is in charge tomorrow night then this club deserves everything it gets; we the fans certainly don't though.
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Great header by Benteke and nobody running to get onto it
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In the bottom three. Lambert and Lerner you fucking clowns you've killed our club
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watching this .i am now convinced were gone
qpr will get a new manager
burnley score goals
Leicester have more fight
we are doomed
Laudrup for QPR apparently
ffs
pass me the rope
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Goodbye Aston Villa.
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This guy is ruining us! I am starting to despise him
Benteke one minute is a world beater the next dropped great man management
Our captain and one leader we have on the bench for the most important game of the season
12 goals defeat after defeat he is a disgrace
What's he going to do to defend this
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What an irresponsible, head-in-the-clouds, self-absorbed fucking idiot Randy Lerner is for keeping this thick village-idiot of a manager in a job. Clusterfuck doesn't describe it. This is an absolute mega-shambles. Shame on them.
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You dont walk on that kind of money. Bring Doug in for a special project.
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Beaten by a Bruce/Phelan combination, what a disgrace
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That move summed up how shit we are. Good header down by Benteke. Anybody there? Is there fuck.
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Sack Lambert or get relegated. Simple as.
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On the eve of this bollock busting television deal and this set of wankers are representing my club
What a fucking shambles
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yay! bottom 3 at last. 5 straight defeats! yay.....cries.....
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We ought to arrange a welcome committee for the coach when it returns to Bodymoor. Or picket the place tomorrow or boycott the Stoke game, I don't know what but something has to be done to register our disgust. This cannot go on.
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Were Hull just chanting 'one Paul Lambert'?
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Has Redknapp had his knee done yet?
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Put Lambert on garden leave, save money on not hiring a Commercial Manager and get a coach with a bonus payment worth its while to keep us up- do it tonight
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We play like we're on lithium.
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We're all going on about him being sacked, but why doesn't he leave off his own back?
99.9% of people connected with Villa fucking hate him. I'd be embarrassed turning up to work everyday knowing that everyone hated me.
I know 5 million reasons he won't just leave even if he is hated by everyone.
I'm sure our CEO and chairman are just waiting for Nigel Pearson to become available anyway before they act.
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Were Hull just chanting 'one Paul Lambert'?
Well it sure as hell wasn't our fans.
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Fuck this, its time these players man up and stop hiding behind a terrible manager. I don't care who manages the club but one thing for sure you go out on that pitch and show some commitment and desire, show some ability to pass to a team mate and use your own initiative to create and score.
Manager or not, you're paid to play football so start showing me you're footballers!!!
The managers crap, we've heard it for years but these guys on the pitch are absolutely pathetic. A disgusting bunch of prima donnas. Find your balls the lot of you and start playing for the fans.
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I can see Hull getting another, perhaps if they got 5 Lerner might sack him
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birtles calls us woeful
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This is the culmination of what has been threatening for a long, long time. An idiot running the club, an idiot managing the team. I despise them both in equal measure
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NEW DILEMMA:
Get 2 goals in the remainder of the game for a draw. Lambert keeps his job for another game.
OR
Lose, and Lambert gets the sack in the morning.
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Ive had enough turned over to watch plods v spuds.
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What an irresponsible, head-in-the-clouds, self-absorbed fucking idiot Randy Lerner is for keeping this thick village-idiot of a manager in a job. Clusterfuck doesn't describe it. This is an absolute mega-shambles. Shame on them.
Spot on Jimbo.
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Sack Lambert and put Agbonlahor on garden leave until the end of the season. Both stink the club out for what it stands for at the moment.
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Whoever we get as our next manager we must include a 'don't be fucking shit' clause.
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he should have gone after sheff utd
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Challenging for the champions league in five years?
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We're all going on about him being sacked, but why doesn't he leave off his own back?
99.9% of people connected with Villa fucking hate him. I'd be embarrassed turning up to work everyday knowing that everyone hated me.
With the teams results being so bad and the other issue of the amount of time left on his new contract and the pay off I imagine that involves he is probably both as shocked and disappointed as us that he hasn't been sacked.
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NEW DILEMMA:
Get 2 goals in the remainder of the game for a draw. Lambert keeps his job for another game.
OR
Lose, and Lambert gets the sack in the morning.
Sadly the only likely thing there is that we'll lose.
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Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs, Everton, Arsenal. Of the original 22 at the start of the money grabbing Sky Sports still there and going strong.
And there is us. Not for much longer.
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Were Hull just chanting 'one Paul Lambert'?
Well it sure as hell wasn't our fans.
Lovely stuff.
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This is the culmination of what has been threatening for a long, long time. An idiot running the club, an idiot managing the team. I despise them both in equal measure
This. I despise the fucking pair of them.
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NEW DILEMMA:
Get 2 goals in the remainder of the game for a draw. Lambert keeps his job for another game.
OR
Lose, and Lambert gets the sack in the morning.
Only a dilemma if Lambert really would get sacked.
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We could go down bottom in the form we're in
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Challenging for the championship league in five years?
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NEW DILEMMA:
Get 2 goals in the remainder of the game for a draw. Lambert keeps his job for another game.
OR
Lose, and Lambert gets the sack in the morning.
I'd happily take the loss if it meant starting next week with a better manager.
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Sat Nav, Swindon
Choices Swindon, Wiltshire
Confirm Swindon, Wiltishire
County Ground. Confirm.
Route calculating
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reset the poll
must be 99.9%
except for west bloke and footyskills ;)
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Another record broken by the mumbling one! Never lost to hull in the premiership well that's another record gone
Deadly Doug wouldn't stand for this why the fuck is Lerner
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Guess how many goals we have scored in the last 15 minutes this season. Zero. Conceded 10.
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Challenging for the champions league in five years?
To get into the Championship from League One maybe.
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What an irresponsible, head-in-the-clouds, self-absorbed fucking idiot Randy Lerner is for keeping this thick village-idiot of a manager in a job. Clusterfuck doesn't describe it. This is an absolute mega-shambles. Shame on them.
Spot on Jimbo.
Indeed. Couldn't agree more.
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NEW DILEMMA:
Get 2 goals in the remainder of the game for a draw. Lambert keeps his job for another game.
OR
Lose, and Lambert gets the sack in the morning.
Only a dilemma if Lambert really would get sacked.
Or if we were capable of scoring twice in a game, I suppose...
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The only way to make a change would be a mass boycott, but Villa fans will never be organised enough to make it happen
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We will still get in the record books..record losses..record own goals..record stuck!
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Sherwood in by the weekend is our only hope. Goodbye premier league.
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All this blubbering and whinging on an Internet forum is going to make f&ck all difference to anything. The fans have had plenty of opportunities to make a visual and vocal difference over the last few months but even the organised 'protest' was an embarrassing dismal failure.
We are where we deserve to be because we have lamely accepted this shit with a stiff upper lip.
It's too late now. He may as well see out the inevitable
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That's it boys, stand there and no one talk....
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Another record broken by the mumbling one! Never lost to hull in the premiership
He's a record breakerrrrrr!
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I think the only thing we will get from Lerner this week is another Cryptic message.
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Tigers have shafted the Lions, well done you useless lot crap
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I think the only thing we will get from Lerner this week is another Cryptic message.
Conveyed via the medium of silence.
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Look at his gormless fucking blank expression.
I am actually starting to dislike the bloke now.
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Positive - no Curtis Davies to score the inevitable goal against his former team
Negative - debut striker to score the inevitable goal on his first appearance
Correct. Oh - and an assist, too.
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Sherwood in by the weekend is our only hope. Goodbye premier league.
That would be nice
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No league games for a while. Perfect timing to get a new manager.
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The only reason Lerner could have considered allowing Lambert to spend £5m on R.Lambert is to save us from the financial cost of relegation. Therefore he now needs to use that £5m to get rid of P.Lambert!
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Look at his gormless fucking blank expression.
I am actually starting to dislike the bloke now.
I am, because he should just resign.
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The only way to make a change would be a mass boycott, but Villa fans will never be organised enough to make it happen
Is an impossible thing to organise and therefore there's no point even considering it. I am afraid the fans will start to speak in the only way they can which will be to drift away from the club, one by one. This will do us far more harm, but at the end of the day its a pastime and over the last few years its been an expensive exercise for repeated misery.
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Ok how about a proper protest outside villa park tomorrow?
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he should have gone after sheff utd
He should have gone after Bradford.
2 legs, piss pan opposition, tactically outwitted. Not a single thing has changed since then, he's slow to adapt, dull, uninspiring, can't motivate the team and generally a bit thick.
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All this blubbering and whinging on an Internet forum is going to make f&ck all difference to anything. The fans have had plenty of opportunities to make a visual and vocal difference over the last few months but even the organised 'protest' was an embarrassing dismal failure.
We are where we deserve to be because we have lamely accepted this shit with a stiff upper lip.
It's too late now. He may as well see out the inevitable
every fan shouldnt turn up for the cup
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Jesus. We are appalling.
Me too, Paulie. I'm starting to fucking loathe him. He is a dimwit
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Look at his gormless fucking blank expression.
I am actually starting to dislike the bloke now.
Me too. I'm starting to think sadistic thoughts when i see him.
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Notice how Dortmund fans went ballistic, Hummels and the keeper went up to them and listened to them....
...next game they win.
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Look at his gormless fucking blank expression.
I am actually starting to dislike the bloke now.
I can't stand the great vacuous lump because if I was so shit at a job, and so ridiculously well paid for it, I'd never be able to sleep at night. I'd have to walk. This prick is shameless as well as clueless, just like his detached, drivelling boss.
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That was simply unacceptable
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Hull now taking the piss. That's Hull. Taking the piss
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I was amazed Vlaar didn't start for the leadership element tonight.
Gabby has led us to another pathetic defeat.
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What an irresponsible, head-in-the-clouds, self-absorbed fucking idiot Randy Lerner is for keeping this thick village-idiot of a manager in a job. Clusterfuck doesn't describe it. This is an absolute mega-shambles. Shame on them.
But don't you get it? It's all being counter-intuitive, see. In the same way that you can easily build a top side just by signing lots of young players and watching them gradually become world class, similarly you can ensure long-term success and stability by appointing a manager and then steadfastly refusing to sack him, no matter how terrible the football or the results.
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he should have gone after sheff utd
He should have gone after Bradford.
2 legs, piss pan opposition, tactically outwitted. Not a single thing has changed since then, he's slow to adapt, dull, uninspiring, can't motivate the team and generally a bit thick.
true but I tried to give him the benefit . Mcgrath knows why
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Getting ole'd by fucking Hull.
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Aly Cissokho is the most gutless player Ive seen in a Villa shirt since Stephen Warnock
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We're so shit even Hull look mildly embarrassed.
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Fuck me, This too much. Hull City taking the piss. Hull City FFS??
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That was nearly 3
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Every fan should turn up and give him the Bolton treatment.
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I wonder what the Shunammite thinks of the "performance" tonight?
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Worst goal difference in the league by 4 now. Anyone mentioned that yet?
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In years to come future children of Villa fans will scarcely believe that one such as this was ever allowed to manage our great club.
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first win for hull since 1986
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That's some miss.
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Hull have the worst home record in the premiership and they're taking the piss. Just resign lambert.
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We ought to arrange a welcome committee for the coach when it returns to Bodymoor. Or picket the place tomorrow or boycott the Stoke game, I don't know what but something has to be done to register our disgust. This cannot go on.
Oh but I'm afraid it will. This us the way thinks are until the end of the season and then into next with the same manager.
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There's his excuse. 'Couple of wonder saves from their keeper.'
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I wonder what the next brilliant formation will be. He lost the plot along time ago and now does not know which way to turn. The players look as though they have lost all confidence in him. People say that looks a good team. It may be 11 good individuals but Lambert cannot select an effective team. Flip-flop, flip-flop.
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How has Benteke missed there!
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Look at his gormless fucking blank expression.
I am actually starting to dislike the bloke now.
Same. Him and Lerner are making me lose interest in football at an alarming rate.
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I thought we were excellent
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"I thought we were excellent, I really did..."
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Is gabby still on?
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Look at his gormless fucking blank expression.
I am actually starting to dislike the bloke now.
I can't stand the great vacuous lump because if I was so shit at a job, and so ridiculously well paid for it, I'd never be able to sleep at night. I'd have to walk. This prick is shameless as well as clueless, just like his detached, drivelling boss.
Sorry to be so repetitive, but spot on again.
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Two shots on target two!
What the hell does he say to them
Since he has been on his own we are getting worse! It is an absolute disgrace
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cant even score there
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first win for hull since 1986
In the championship which is where we will be next season
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Every corner we take they attack from FFS
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How has Benteke missed there!
To be fair, it was a brilliant save.
More importantly, why does every one of our corners end up with three Hull players running towards our penalty area?
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We've protested for far less than this, yet we've meekly allowed this to continue all this season. Its a mixture of disbelief and probably pure denial, but come the inevitable we'll be weeping away like the Newcastle fans at Villa Park and wondering how it was we went down.
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Worst goal difference in the league by 4 now. Anyone mentioned that yet?
I did when it was 2.
Not updated the growing pile of shite accumulating around the place.
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first win for hull since 1986
In the championship which is where we will be next season
agree my friend
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Oh Fox, start flipping this coin butt.
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I'm sick to death of Cissohko and Hutton attacking-wise. Hutton and his shit floaty crosses. Cissohko with those little passes back to whoever is closest.arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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BBC taking the piss: "It's not your day Villa. Not your season. Not your era..."
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into extra time and we our first 2 proper chances on goal
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Can't somebody kidnap the moron? Roll him up in a carpet and stick him in their garage until it's all over?
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"What a strike! Completely out of context with the game Ashley Westwood pings an absolute beauty from 25 yards, Allan McGregor beats it out and then somehow gets up to turn over Christian Benteke's follow-up. It's not your day Villa. Not your season. Not your era..."
Thanks BBC.
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I wonder what the Shunammite thinks of the "performance" tonight?
He won't find out until his weekly phone sex with chief plank Lambert, then as long as it doesn't take up more than 10 minutes of his day he won't be arsed. Fox can deal with any fall out, he's the hired yes man, it's what he's paid to do.
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Sinclair overweight and dreadful. Joe Cole topping up his pension. Delph dreadful, Gabby world class dreadful and neither full back can cross a ball to save their life.
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Amazingly, Darren Bent has made one and scored one tonight for Derby, both out of nothing.
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I thought we were excellent , their goalie made two world class saves to keep them in it.
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He is so fucking useless , as bad as we are in open play we are even worse at set pieces.For the love of god what the actual fuck happens during training
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How has Benteke missed there!
To be fair, it was a brilliant save.
More importantly, why does every one of our corners end up with three Hull players running towards our penalty area?
Because non of them get past the first man.
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Lambert out bedsheet !
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I think this is the worse feeling in years for me tonight
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No league games for a while. Perfect timing to get a new manager.
Plus six very winable games coming next (new manager bounce presumed).
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1987since they last beat us...another record.. 45 rpm or 33 and a turd!???
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Can't somebody kidnap the moron? Roll him up in a carpet and stick him in their garage until it's all over?
Drop him off the Humber bridge
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How has Benteke missed there!
To be fair, it was a brilliant save.
More importantly, why does every one of our corners end up with three Hull players running towards our penalty area?
Because non of them get past the first man.
That doesn't answer the question though. Even if they do head the ball straight out (which they invariably do), why is always to one of their teammates, under no pressure who is free to stroll half the length of the pitch?
It's not like we pack the box, our players must be somewhere.
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I wonder what the Shunammite thinks of the "performance" tonight?
He won't find out until his weekly phone sex with chief plank Lambert, then as long as it doesn't take up more than 10 minutes of his day he won't be arsed. Fox can deal with any fall out, he's the hired yes man, it's what he's paid to do.
Weekly phone sex - pissin meself.
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He can't possibly stay after this can he?!?
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1987since they last beat us...another record.. 45 rpm or 33 and a turd!???
I was there. Mark Walters copped some stick for wanting away.
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My telly powered down and my laptop ran out of juice just then, that's it then it's the end
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edit: wrong thread
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Sack Lambert or get relegated. Simple as.
Sadly I think it too late whether we sack him or not. The squad is not good enough - mentally or technically. Depressing times.
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Sack Lambert or get relegated. Simple as.
Sadly I think it too late whether we sack him or not. The squad is not good enough - mentally or technically. Depressing times.
Disagree about 'technically', they're easily sufficiently proficient to be nowhere near the arse end of the table. Mentally, that's a different matter. Anybody with even the tiniest amount of professional pride would find this demoralising. Can somebody pick them up? I hope so, and soon.