Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Villa Memories => Topic started by: Tom_Mc9? on January 10, 2015, 08:31:46 AM
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Paul Tait
John Terry
Robbie Savage
Luis Suarez
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Dennis 1 gun 2 bullets Wise
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Paul ince, roy Keane, Bryan roy (conned ref for two pens in both forest matches in 94-95), Craig Gardner, Lee bowyer
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Ian wright. That dirty Pompey player who nearly crippled Delaney (?)on heskey's debut.
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Gordon Taylor
Steve Bruce
Jose Mourinho
How Long Have You Got?
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Ian wright. That dirty Pompey player who nearly crippled Delaney (?)on heskey's debut.
Thought that was against Fulham - or I might be thinking of another instance .
Anyway , Rodney Marsh.
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Alan Brazil
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Rio Ferdinand
Any Man United player or manager especially Taggart
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Tim Lovejoy.
Richard Schudamore.
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DO'L
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MO'N
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Alpay
Stewart Downing
Ashley Young
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Ian wright. That dirty Pompey player who nearly crippled Delaney (?)on heskey's debut.
Thought that was against Fulham - or I might be thinking of another instance .
Anyway , Rodney Marsh.
Some yank named Bocenegra I think.
John Terry
Robbie savage
Stewart Downing
Steve Bruce
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Carlos Bocanegra
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Alan Shearer - people/the media forget how Saint Alan tried to blind Ugo.
Ched Evans
Jose Mourinho
Sam "Fat ******" Allardyce
Robbie Savage
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Gascoigne for this:
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Tim Lovejoy
David Mellor
Anybody who says "footie"
Anyone who says their team is "United" - or, increasingly, "City" - as if they are unique names (a classic I witnessed this week was "United have got Cambridge in the Cup")
Anyone who supports a team with whom they have no geographical or family ties.
As for those who play the game, where do you start?
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Gascoigne
Rooney
John Terry
Joey Barton
Ash Young from 2011 onwards. He continues to try and (and largely succeed) in cheating us everytime he's played us.
Downing.
Baros
Roy Keane
Savage
Tait
Ince
Nile Ranger must rank close to the biggest shit for brains pillock in football right now.
Ched Evans
Luke McCormick
Lee Hughes.
I could go on. Essentially 95% of footballers are probably complete jizz-cocks.
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Ian wright. That dirty Pompey player who nearly crippled Delaney (?)on heskey's debut.
Belhahji his name was. Nearly crippled one of our defenders, maybe Luke young? Bocanegra on Delaney was another incident I got mixed up with.
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Non-playing knobs:
Mike Ashley
Dave Whelan
SullivanandGold
Mourinho
Sepp Blatter
KeyesandGrey
"Lawro"
Dave Whelen
Sepp Blatter again
Richard Scudamore
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Phil Bardsley.
Lee Cattermole.
Connor Wickham
Our old boy J'Lloyd (purely for the state of his mansion on MTV Cribs).
Ridgewell: 20 pound notes.
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The only thread where Paul Tait could possibly be listed not only alongside but also ahead of Terry, Gascoigne and Rooney. A few years ago I had a very interesting chat with a brief who used to represent Tait.
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A few years ago I had a very interesting chat with a brief who used to represent Tait.
He must have retired from the legal profession young and as a very rich man.
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Harry Kane, just for his face.
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Harry Kane, just for his face.
I will see you his face and raise you his voice.
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Arsene Wenger
Cesc Fabregas
Gareth Bale
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Fabregas
Anyone else who plays for Chelsea.
'Stevie G'
Craig Gardner
Clinton Morrison
Neil Lennon
Tom Cleverley
Michael Owen
Jamie Redknapp
Ronaldo
Robbie Savage
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'Celebrity' Man U fans Zoe Ball, Steve McFadden, Usain Bolt, Eamonn Holmes and Olly Murs
Also, whoever decided to put that Tom Hanks poster up on Witton lane
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'Celebrity' Man U fans Zoe Ball, Steve McFadden, Usain Bolt, Eamonn Holmes and Olly Murs
Also, whoever decided to put that Tom Hanks poster up on Witton lane
Steve McFadden? Christ, just when you think you knew all the Munich glory hunters you discover another one.
Is he 'dogged' in his support? ;)
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Phil Dowd
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Harry 'Houdini' Redknapp. Total knobber to everyone outside the environs of London.
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Rupert Murdoch.
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I've always loathed Stephen Clemence for some reason. He's got one of those faces that would be improved immeasurably by wrapping a cricket bat around it.
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I've always loathed Stephen Clemence for some reason. He's got one of those faces that would be improved immeasurably by wrapping a cricket bat around it.
Stephen Clemence. I had forgotten he even existed until your post.
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Anybody that views or participates in "Footy Aid"
I know it's for a great cause, but it's such a load of bollocks.
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How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.
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Single-named twats as well as those who are allowed to have their first name or nickname on their shirt
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Anybody that views or participates in "Footy Aid"
I know it's for a great cause, but it's such a load of bollocks.
Despise it. Load of celebs who fiddle their own tax returns (as per Band Aid) whilst living out their teenage wet dreams and ask everyone to contribute to charity. I can identify an efficient way to cut down on this
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Harry 'Houdini' Redknapp. Total knobber to everyone outside the environs of London.
100% Correct.
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'Celebrity' Man U fans Zoe Ball, Steve McFadden, Usain Bolt, Eamonn Holmes and Olly Murs
Also, whoever decided to put that Tom Hanks poster up on Witton lane
Steve McFadden? Christ, just when you think you knew all the Munich glory hunters you discover another one.
Is he 'dogged' in his support? ;)
Fupp sake - I thought as he was in the original The Firm he may have been a supporter of a London team.
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Alex fergusons watch
The referee in charge of the manure v Sheffield weds match
Robbie savage( for having the cheek to put his head in the way of dixons nut)
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How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.
Des O'Connor, Brucie,and David Frost all played regularly for the Showbiz Eleven in the sixties.
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Robbie savage( for having the cheek to put his head in the way of dixons nut)
Dion Dublin for his actions in this incident.
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Dive-ier Drop-ba. Inventor Of Simulation.
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How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.
Des O'Connor, Brucie,and David Frost all played regularly for the Showbiz Eleven in the sixties.
I think Frost played as late as the eighties and I am sure I read somewhere Des could have been a pro in his younger days. But Brucie? Really? Good footwork I suppose. Actually I'm guessing good game, good game all round.
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How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.
Des O'Connor, Brucie,and David Frost all played regularly for the Showbiz Eleven in the sixties.
I think Frost played as late as the eighties and I am sure I read somewhere Des could have been a pro in his younger days. But Brucie? Really? Good footwork I suppose. Actually I'm guessing good game, good game all round.
I think Des was on Northampton Town's books. I hope I'm wrong, I wouldn't be proud of knowing that as a fact
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I think Des was on Northampton Town's books. I hope I'm wrong, I wouldn't be proud of knowing that as a fact
Sorry Bernie, but this is true.
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I think Des was on Northampton Town's books. I hope I'm wrong, I wouldn't be proud of knowing that as a fact
Sorry Bernie, but this is true.
Yes, that rang a bell with me. I think Rod Stewart and Bradley Walsh were both at Brentford.