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Title: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on January 10, 2015, 08:31:46 AM
Paul Tait
John Terry
Robbie Savage
Luis Suarez
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Jon Crofts on January 10, 2015, 08:41:43 AM
Dennis 1 gun 2 bullets Wise
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Deano's Mullet on January 10, 2015, 08:45:29 AM
Paul ince, roy Keane, Bryan roy (conned ref for two pens in both forest matches in 94-95), Craig Gardner, Lee bowyer
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Deano's Mullet on January 10, 2015, 08:47:55 AM
Ian wright.  That dirty Pompey player who nearly crippled Delaney (?)on heskey's debut.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Richard E on January 10, 2015, 08:50:00 AM
Gordon Taylor
Steve Bruce
Jose Mourinho
How Long Have You Got?
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on January 10, 2015, 08:57:07 AM
Ian wright.  That dirty Pompey player who nearly crippled Delaney (?)on heskey's debut.

Thought that was against Fulham - or I might be thinking of another instance .

Anyway , Rodney Marsh.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Richard E on January 10, 2015, 09:04:15 AM
Alan Brazil
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: spangley1812 on January 10, 2015, 09:15:18 AM
Rio Ferdinand

Any Man United player or manager especially Taggart
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: garyshawsknee on January 10, 2015, 09:34:04 AM
Tim Lovejoy.
Richard Schudamore.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Legion on January 10, 2015, 09:58:14 AM
DO'L
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Legion on January 10, 2015, 09:58:24 AM
MO'N
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on January 10, 2015, 10:10:36 AM
Alpay
Stewart Downing
Ashley Young
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: OzVilla on January 10, 2015, 10:30:55 AM
Ian wright.  That dirty Pompey player who nearly crippled Delaney (?)on heskey's debut.

Thought that was against Fulham - or I might be thinking of another instance .

Anyway , Rodney Marsh.

Some yank named Bocenegra I think.

John Terry
Robbie savage
Stewart Downing
Steve Bruce
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Legion on January 10, 2015, 10:36:55 AM
Carlos Bocanegra
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on January 10, 2015, 10:43:40 AM
Alan Shearer - people/the media forget how Saint Alan tried to blind Ugo.
Ched Evans
Jose Mourinho
Sam "Fat ******" Allardyce
Robbie Savage
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Legion on January 10, 2015, 10:46:57 AM
Gascoigne for this:
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: TopDeck113 on January 10, 2015, 11:08:01 AM
Tim Lovejoy
David Mellor
Anybody who says "footie"
Anyone who says their team is "United" - or, increasingly, "City" - as if they are unique names (a classic I witnessed this week was "United have got Cambridge in the Cup")
Anyone who supports a team with whom they have no geographical or family ties.

As for those who play the game, where do you start?
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: supertom on January 10, 2015, 11:48:37 AM
Gascoigne
Rooney
John Terry
Joey Barton
Ash Young from 2011 onwards. He continues to try and (and largely succeed) in cheating us everytime he's played us.
Downing.
Baros
Roy Keane
Savage
Tait
Ince
Nile Ranger must rank close to the biggest shit for brains pillock in football right now.
Ched Evans
Luke McCormick
Lee Hughes.

I could go on. Essentially 95% of footballers are probably complete jizz-cocks.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Deano's Mullet on January 10, 2015, 11:52:53 AM
Ian wright.  That dirty Pompey player who nearly crippled Delaney (?)on heskey's debut.

Belhahji his name was. Nearly crippled one of our defenders, maybe Luke young? Bocanegra on Delaney was another incident I got mixed up with.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: German James on January 10, 2015, 11:55:11 AM
Non-playing knobs:
Mike Ashley
Dave Whelan
SullivanandGold
Mourinho
Sepp Blatter
KeyesandGrey
"Lawro"
Dave Whelen
Sepp Blatter again
Richard Scudamore
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: supertom on January 10, 2015, 12:11:58 PM
Phil Bardsley.
Lee Cattermole.
Connor Wickham

Our old boy J'Lloyd (purely for the state of his mansion on MTV Cribs).
Ridgewell: 20 pound notes.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Damo70 on January 10, 2015, 02:41:15 PM
The only thread where Paul Tait could possibly be listed not only alongside but also ahead of Terry, Gascoigne and Rooney. A few years ago I had a very interesting chat with a brief who used to represent Tait.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Richard E on January 10, 2015, 02:42:28 PM
A few years ago I had a very interesting chat with a brief who used to represent Tait.

He must have retired from the legal profession young and as a very rich man.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on January 10, 2015, 11:32:08 PM
Harry Kane, just for his face.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Damo70 on January 11, 2015, 03:34:45 AM
Harry Kane, just for his face.

I will see you his face and raise you his voice.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on January 11, 2015, 08:27:47 AM
Arsene Wenger
Cesc Fabregas
Gareth Bale
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Axl Rose on January 11, 2015, 08:39:36 AM
Fabregas
Anyone else who plays for Chelsea.
'Stevie G'
Craig Gardner
Clinton Morrison
Neil Lennon
Tom Cleverley
Michael Owen
Jamie Redknapp
Ronaldo
Robbie Savage


Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Pete3206 on January 11, 2015, 11:14:19 AM
'Celebrity' Man U fans Zoe Ball, Steve McFadden, Usain Bolt, Eamonn Holmes and Olly Murs

Also, whoever decided to put that Tom Hanks poster up on Witton lane
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Damo70 on January 11, 2015, 11:18:28 AM
'Celebrity' Man U fans Zoe Ball, Steve McFadden, Usain Bolt, Eamonn Holmes and Olly Murs

Also, whoever decided to put that Tom Hanks poster up on Witton lane

Steve McFadden? Christ, just when you think you knew all the Munich glory hunters you discover another one.

Is he 'dogged' in his support? ;)
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on January 11, 2015, 02:37:20 PM
Phil Dowd
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: tomd2103 on January 11, 2015, 03:44:23 PM
Harry 'Houdini' Redknapp.  Total knobber to everyone outside the environs of London. 
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: avfc_1874 on January 17, 2015, 02:09:47 PM
Rupert Murdoch.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: The Man With A Stick on January 18, 2015, 05:35:54 PM
I've always loathed Stephen Clemence for some reason.  He's got one of those faces that would be improved immeasurably by wrapping a cricket bat around it.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Damo70 on January 18, 2015, 08:11:07 PM
I've always loathed Stephen Clemence for some reason.  He's got one of those faces that would be improved immeasurably by wrapping a cricket bat around it.

Stephen Clemence. I had forgotten he even existed until your post.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Holte L2 on January 27, 2015, 12:27:36 PM
Anybody that views or participates in "Footy Aid"

I know it's for a great cause, but it's such a load of bollocks.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Damo70 on January 27, 2015, 12:38:43 PM
How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Comrade Blitz on January 27, 2015, 12:52:48 PM
Single-named twats as well as those who are allowed to have their first name or nickname on their shirt
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: rob_bridge on January 27, 2015, 01:53:27 PM
Anybody that views or participates in "Footy Aid"

I know it's for a great cause, but it's such a load of bollocks.

Despise it. Load of celebs who fiddle their own tax returns (as per Band Aid)  whilst living out their teenage wet dreams and ask everyone to contribute to charity. I can identify an efficient way to cut down on this
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: rob_bridge on January 27, 2015, 01:54:43 PM
Harry 'Houdini' Redknapp.  Total knobber to everyone outside the environs of London.

100% Correct.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: rob_bridge on January 27, 2015, 01:58:26 PM
'Celebrity' Man U fans Zoe Ball, Steve McFadden, Usain Bolt, Eamonn Holmes and Olly Murs

Also, whoever decided to put that Tom Hanks poster up on Witton lane

Steve McFadden? Christ, just when you think you knew all the Munich glory hunters you discover another one.

Is he 'dogged' in his support? ;)

Fupp sake - I thought as he was in the original The Firm he may have been a supporter of a London team.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: class-of-82 on January 27, 2015, 07:42:02 PM
Alex fergusons watch
The referee in charge of the manure v Sheffield weds match
Robbie savage( for having the cheek to put his head in the way of dixons nut)
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Ron Manager on January 27, 2015, 07:48:03 PM
How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.

Des O'Connor, Brucie,and David Frost all played regularly for the Showbiz Eleven in the sixties.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Legion on January 27, 2015, 07:51:28 PM
Robbie savage( for having the cheek to put his head in the way of dixons nut)

Dion Dublin for his actions in this incident.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: paulcomben on January 27, 2015, 07:59:51 PM
Dive-ier Drop-ba. Inventor Of Simulation.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Damo70 on January 27, 2015, 11:26:25 PM
How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.

Des O'Connor, Brucie,and David Frost all played regularly for the Showbiz Eleven in the sixties.

I think Frost played as late as the eighties and I am sure I read somewhere Des could have been a pro in his younger days. But Brucie? Really? Good footwork I suppose. Actually I'm guessing good game, good game all round.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Bernie on January 28, 2015, 11:14:43 AM
How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.

Des O'Connor, Brucie,and David Frost all played regularly for the Showbiz Eleven in the sixties.

I think Frost played as late as the eighties and I am sure I read somewhere Des could have been a pro in his younger days. But Brucie? Really? Good footwork I suppose. Actually I'm guessing good game, good game all round.
I think Des was on Northampton Town's books. I hope I'm wrong, I wouldn't be proud of knowing that as a fact
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Dave Cooper please on January 28, 2015, 12:07:53 PM
I think Des was on Northampton Town's books. I hope I'm wrong, I wouldn't be proud of knowing that as a fact

Sorry Bernie, but this is true.
Title: Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
Post by: Damo70 on January 28, 2015, 02:33:35 PM
I think Des was on Northampton Town's books. I hope I'm wrong, I wouldn't be proud of knowing that as a fact

Sorry Bernie, but this is true.

Yes, that rang a bell with me. I think Rod Stewart and Bradley Walsh were both at Brentford.
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