Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: McRusson on November 30, 2014, 01:05:48 PM
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Given the journos have failed to land a glove on the dead man walking, what question would you pose if you had only one?
Mine would be - " do you agree that a manager who has given his best but hasn't improved a club, after 3 seasons trying, should fall on his sword and humbly give someone else a try or do you feel he should selfishly persevere to protect his ego?
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'Can I see your training plan?'
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What on Earth do you say to them at half time?
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'What first attracted you to the gullible billionaire Randy Lerner'?
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'What first attracted you to the gullible billionaire Randy Lerner'?
I like this one.
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"If you could be a football manager, which club would you most like to manage?"
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What's your favourite Clash album?
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To use the Downing Twitter comment:
" Do you know any manager other than yourself who would make a shit job of managing Aston Villa?"
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Red or brown sauce on a bacon sandwich? And same question for a sausage sandwich?
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Have you any idea how infuriating it is not to be able to follow what you are saying? Has it ever occurred to you to speak more clearly? Don't you think your instructions, especially to those whose first language is not English, would be easier to implement if you expressed them with better diction? Sorry that is three questions.
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Do you know how lucky you are?
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Fill in the missing words
We go ----
I thought we were ---------
I am a complete ----
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I wish the Beeb would set Pat Murphy on him again.
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Do you know what you are doing?
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Were you the first man on the moon?
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Are you naturally gifted at being shit or have you had to work at it?
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Can you rig it so that I win the dug outs?
(You joke of a manager)
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Do you pinch yourself that you're still here?
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Why didn't Barry take the penalty ?
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If you were a football manager, what would be your preferred formation?
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Do You Dream in Colour?
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Do you know anyone with a spare couple of billion to invest in Aston Villa?
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Do you paintball with the general?
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Who's Afraid of the Art of Noise?
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Jordan Bowery. Why ?
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To use the Downing Twitter comment:
" Do you know any manager other than yourself who would make a shit job of managing Aston Villa?"
Other than McLeish?
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"What is it really that you scribble in your notebook?"
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Do You Dream in Colour?
thank you, Mr Nelson!
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Can you give me any reasons why I should bring my 7 year old son to his first game while you're in charge? I'm concerned that it would put him off for ever....
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Why don't you lose some weight? What kind of example are you to the pie eaters in the squad who can't last more than an hour.
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Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?
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Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?
And who holds the record for most marshmallows up one nostril?
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Do you prefer owls to Barry's penalty?
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What style/tactics do you tell the team to play?
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Where do we go to, when we go again?
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Ian, that sounds the perfect cue line for a song and dance number in a stage musical.
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Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?
And who holds the record for most marshmallows up one nostril?
Crop rotation in the 13th century was considerably more widespread after...?
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But we're more like a Panto than a musical.
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You do realise this is real life not Football Manager * on the PC don't you?
* just in case you don't please hit the 'resign' button and confirm, not the 're-sign' button
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Wingers do exist.
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When you say " we go again" when are we actually going to go???
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Where do we go to, when we go again?
Do you like the things that Dyche is showing you?
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Did you threaten to overrule him?
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Which anagram of your name do you prefer ?
1) Map true ball ?
2) Rump tea ball ?
3) Mr Eat up ball ?
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Why do you pick some players every week (eg Weimann, Cleverley), but some not at all (eg Bacuna)?
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Which dictionary did you use to decide that "excellent" was an appropriate adjective to describe every single performance over the last 2½ years?
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How many unwanted records do you want during your tenure at Aston Villa.
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Where do we go to, when we go again?
Do you like the things that Dyche is showing you?
Absolute genius!
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Can I have a go at the assistant manager job please. I promise not to bully anybody, and I haven't got a book to flog. Ta.
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Do You Dream in Colour?
thank you, Mr Nelson!
Yes thanks Bill.
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when your shaggin the next door ieighbour do you think its his mrs
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We don't have high expectations, we just don't want your turgid football
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Why are you getting on everyone's wick?
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Paul, do you need help in returning to your home planet?
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What happened to the Paul Lambert who won games at Norwich, on a tiny budget?
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Krispy kreme or dunkin?
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Do you really have faith in your ability as a manager, or do you just pick eleven players and hope for the best?