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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on October 29, 2014, 02:02:51 PM

Title: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Legion on October 29, 2014, 02:02:51 PM
What is he scribbling?

Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Legion on October 29, 2014, 02:03:01 PM
(http://www.curtoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/prairiedog.jpg)
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: JUAN PABLO on October 29, 2014, 02:05:40 PM
Lotto numbers
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Villan For Life on October 29, 2014, 02:06:18 PM
Resignation letter?
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 29, 2014, 02:07:14 PM
Here's my ace new tactics Roy!

(http://thewaytheworldworksdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/graph1.png?w=625)

Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 29, 2014, 02:11:44 PM
And plan B!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jerVlFOYEuc/Tvg_bmh1fJI/AAAAAAAAAbg/TfENw1pU9WE/s1600/football-plays.jpg)
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: levico on October 29, 2014, 02:14:31 PM
Wegoagainwegoagainwegoagainwegoagainwegoagainwegoagain
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Dave Javu on October 29, 2014, 02:39:36 PM
He's currently working on the 68th draft of the last bit of his CV.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Dr Butler on October 29, 2014, 02:42:23 PM
pound of potatoes
milk
pizza
tampons
CD of jake Bugg
spanner
Bread maker
wine
socks
potato peeler
a spine
a number 10
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: andyh on October 29, 2014, 02:43:06 PM
comments for post match interview:

magnificcent  maggnifisent magnificfent magnisifint

we go again.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: supertom on October 29, 2014, 02:44:22 PM
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Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: VILLA MOLE on October 29, 2014, 02:47:02 PM
FOUR MORE YEARS , FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS 
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: mr underhill on October 29, 2014, 02:54:46 PM
drawing a turd over and over again and expecting a different outcome is the first sign of madness
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Goldie.7 on October 29, 2014, 04:14:05 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UjDLrBHPeQI/TMF8Ak6pazI/AAAAAAAAAK4/tf7hGswCn-8/s320/Donkey2.jpg)
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: MoetVillan on October 29, 2014, 04:48:23 PM
He was taking drinks orders.  I used to sit three seats behind Dario Grady at Crewe when I seat shared with my Dad. Thats what he used to do
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Karlos96 on October 29, 2014, 05:13:55 PM
I am a fish

400 times.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: OCD on October 29, 2014, 05:17:31 PM
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: DrGonzo on October 29, 2014, 05:31:35 PM
(http://cicadacreative.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/dave-and-goliath.jpeg)

If this doesn't work...we go again.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Karlos96 on October 29, 2014, 05:36:50 PM
 If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Karlos96 on October 29, 2014, 05:50:46 PM
Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick and it lived happily ever after.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on October 29, 2014, 06:05:47 PM
If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?

Ah, some beans
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: paulcomben on October 29, 2014, 06:13:24 PM
One of these? http://www.snpp.com/guides/chalkboard.openings.html

Maybe 'This school does not need a "regime change"'.

Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on October 29, 2014, 06:13:51 PM
a small casserole
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Malandro on October 29, 2014, 06:13:59 PM
I've got three copies of your 'insert heinous crime' Randy. 1 in my deposit box, 1 with my mum and 1 with Keane.

* kin tablet
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Ian. on October 29, 2014, 06:50:31 PM
Paul
  4
Roy
Xxx
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: supertom on October 29, 2014, 06:54:27 PM
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Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: supertom on October 29, 2014, 06:57:23 PM
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Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: supertom on October 29, 2014, 07:00:48 PM
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Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Legion on October 29, 2014, 07:04:17 PM
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Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 29, 2014, 07:11:00 PM
I am a fish

400 times.

Did he do a funny little dance and faint?
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: olaftab on October 29, 2014, 07:23:10 PM
Need to prep for Press...ermm
Very unlucky today,
The lads were terrific.
I couldn't have asked for more.
We will try next week to win
We will try harder next week
We will play next week again
We will go and play again

We go and play again
We play again

We go again ( yes yes this one should do)
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Karlos96 on October 29, 2014, 07:33:34 PM
I am a fish

400 times.

Did he do a funny little dance and faint?

He did :) lickety split.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: SashasGrandad on October 29, 2014, 07:44:52 PM
I don't give a flying wotsit what he was scribbling - he should have been on the edge of the technical area telling certain players they were playing crap and if they don't improve they will be off.

Only thing he should write is a note to Keane - to get off his arse and show some passion on the touchline - no passion from the bench - no passion on the field.

I wish I could have put my hand through my TV screen on Monday night and stuck that notepad up Lambert's arse.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Legion on October 29, 2014, 07:46:18 PM
You are quite right, but this is a light-hearted thread trying to amuse.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 29, 2014, 07:49:34 PM
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Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Malandro on October 29, 2014, 07:58:47 PM
4x export, scampi crisps, bottle of jamesons and a Stanley knife.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: LeeB on October 29, 2014, 08:15:13 PM
4x export, scampi crisps, bottle of jamesons and a Stanley knife.

".....for Roy"
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: supertom on October 29, 2014, 08:19:17 PM
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Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 29, 2014, 08:20:56 PM
I am a fish

400 times.

Did he do a funny little dance and faint?

He did :) lickety split.

Maybe he was suggesting to Roy that we go from blue alert to red alert.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: brian green on October 29, 2014, 08:23:28 PM
Dear Ian, please find enclosed the stick-on hair and two tubes of fixative, one for you and one for Gary.  I have also enclosed two pairs of specktac, specticl, spectta,   glasses, one pair each.   I got them from Oxfam so you may have to poke the lenses out.

Copy out the letter I wrote for you, in biro on plain paper.   Make Gary write his own.   THEY MUST NOT BE IN THE SAME HANDWRITING.   At the top of the letters write "Coaching Vacancies at Aston Villa" and put it for my attention.

Sign yours Ruud Wistling and Gary must sign Hyam Nottabulli.   You will be Dutch and Gary will be Brazilian.

I am going to leave this note in the usual place on the top shelf of the newsagents between Gay Boys in Bondage and Queers in Shorts.   Call me at the massage parlour NOT, repeat NOT at work.

Your friend Paul.

PS    I have pissed that trouble maker Albrighton off to Leicester.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: olaftab on October 29, 2014, 08:28:46 PM
Gay boys in bondage? I can not see boys in slavery will be that happy!
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Lastfootstamper on October 29, 2014, 08:33:18 PM
I am a fish

400 times.

Did he do a funny little dance and faint?

He did :) lickety split.

Maybe he was suggesting to Roy that we go from blue alert to red alert.

But that means changing the bulb.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 29, 2014, 08:38:12 PM
All these years on and that scene still makes me loff like a drain.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: ChicagoLion on October 29, 2014, 09:22:00 PM
Dear Mr Manager Bank of Scotland, Great I will be coming in to see you Friday, you will know its me I will be laughing all the way across the car park. In fact I am trying not to laugh now but those bastards at sky sports keep pointing the camera at me.
Yours

The Happy one.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: cdbearsfan on October 29, 2014, 10:40:41 PM
"Jack Greeli...
Jack Grieli...
Jack Gryl...
Jack Grail...
Jack Greelitch...
Jack Greyl...

Fuck it. I'll just put Cole on the bench."
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Goldie.7 on October 29, 2014, 11:18:05 PM
Must remember to order some more Irn-Bru Chew Bars..... underlined....underlined... Low Stock in bold.....underlined....underlined

Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Tugby Villain on October 30, 2014, 08:28:51 AM
Tell them they're great  Shout Loudly Think beautiful thoughts Ask Roy

"Roy..."
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: villasjf on October 30, 2014, 08:43:36 AM
Hangman?
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: bob on October 30, 2014, 11:02:07 AM
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Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: supertom on October 30, 2014, 11:35:48 AM
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Winner. ha ha.
Title: Re: Paul Lambert's Notepad
Post by: Risso on October 30, 2014, 11:02:42 PM
Hangman?
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