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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: peter w on September 19, 2014, 09:57:19 AM

Title: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: peter w on September 19, 2014, 09:57:19 AM
Who is appearing on Ghanian TV on Saturday as a pundit for the Villa - Arsenal game. He's a Chelsea fan. In his own words, "Ghana is full of Gooners so I want to annoy them by making Ars appear to beneath AV". I've got an hour or so to get some good facts to use before he leaves for the day. What shall I get him to include?
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: fbriai on September 19, 2014, 10:04:23 AM
Nii Lamptey used to play for us and scored that wonder goal in the 5-0 win against Wigan in the League Cup.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Percy McCarthy on September 19, 2014, 10:05:31 AM
Arsenal would love to have 'Champions of Europe' on their honours list like Villa.

AV founders of Football League, unlike Arsenal who didn't get into the top flight until thirty years later, and then only in return for their chairman doing something for the war effort.

AV have had more England internationals than Arse, or anyone else for that matter.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: peter w on September 19, 2014, 10:12:21 AM
Yeah Perce got those one's out to him already. Also got that we have had more years in the top flight than Arsenal.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: peter w on September 19, 2014, 10:27:42 AM
Come on! Is that all we've got? I feel a Delia Smith monet coming on...
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Smirker on September 19, 2014, 10:27:58 AM
Record FA Cup wins by a single manager - George Ramsay with 6. Wenger 2nd with 5.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: peter w on September 19, 2014, 10:28:09 AM
Monet? Eh? That should be moment.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: john e on September 19, 2014, 10:29:36 AM
Can I just say you don't have to make Arsenal appear to be beneath Aston Villa, they just are
Everybody knows that
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: fbriai on September 19, 2014, 10:30:55 AM
We were Aston Villa F.C. 40 years before they finally became Arsenal F.C.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: *shellac* on September 19, 2014, 10:31:26 AM
We scored the first league goal at Emirates.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Smirker on September 19, 2014, 10:36:06 AM
Our manager has won the Champions League. Wenger hasn't.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on September 19, 2014, 10:38:06 AM
Games played at Villa Park:

Aston Villa 44.19%
Arsenal 29.07%
Draws 26.74%

First game at Villa was on Boxing Day 1904/1905  Aston Villa 3 - 1 Woolwich A in the First Division.

It will be a repeat of that score this weekend.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on September 19, 2014, 10:38:20 AM
We've got a werewolf.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on September 19, 2014, 10:48:39 AM
Merse loved playing for us!
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: *shellac* on September 19, 2014, 10:55:21 AM
We're 2nd now.  They're 7th.

Even if they thrashed us, they will still be 1 point behind us.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Brend'Watkins on September 19, 2014, 10:56:11 AM
In 1915 Arsenal were promoted from Div 2 for finishing 5th the cheating bastards.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: dave.woodhall on September 19, 2014, 11:27:32 AM
Record FA Cup wins by a single manager - George Ramsay with 6. Wenger 2nd with 5.

How many more times? George Ramsay was never manager.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: itbrvilla on September 19, 2014, 11:27:33 AM
Record FA Cup wins by a single manager - George Ramsay with 6. Wenger 2nd with 5.
Don't we have the most or second most FA cup goals.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: itbrvilla on September 19, 2014, 11:30:46 AM
Most goals in a single season?

Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: itbrvilla on September 19, 2014, 11:31:12 AM
Attendance records?
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: fbriai on September 19, 2014, 11:32:48 AM
We've played at Villa Park for 117 years.

They've played at their ground for 8.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: *shellac* on September 19, 2014, 11:33:58 AM
They used to be a French team.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on September 19, 2014, 11:34:04 AM
Arsenal's away form is not great, mainly due to their players not being used to playing in stadiums with any kind of atmosphere.*



Ok, I made that one up but it's probably true.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: OzVilla on September 19, 2014, 11:40:49 AM
I heard that in the early 30's Herbert Chapman wanted to emulate our kit style for them into their colours of red body, white sleeves to match the style of Villa's kit of claret body, blue sleeves.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: peter w on September 19, 2014, 11:49:05 AM
Just checked on historical kit designs and that's not borne out on there. A lovely 1892 claret and blue kit is, however.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on September 19, 2014, 11:53:47 AM
Record FA Cup wins by a single manager - George Ramsay with 6. Wenger 2nd with 5.

How many more times? George Ramsay was never manager.
Wow! So we won it 6 times without a manager!
;-)
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on September 19, 2014, 11:56:13 AM
We were the first football team to install turnstiles.

Isn't it rumoured that Arsenal got their kit from us, I mean the way that the arms are a different colour to the main top for colour?

Villa had won both the League and the Cup 6 times before Arsenal won them for the first time.

Villa won the double 78 years before Arsenal.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Smirker on September 19, 2014, 11:58:26 AM
Record FA Cup wins by a single manager - George Ramsay with 6. Wenger 2nd with 5.

How many more times? George Ramsay was never manager.

Do you mean secretary. Aware me.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on September 19, 2014, 12:03:24 PM
Villa have never resorted to bribery to retain top flight football

We didn't relocate 10 miles up the road to try and find a fanbase

I'll take the old Trinity over the old Marble Halls

The mural
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Brend'Watkins on September 19, 2014, 12:04:01 PM
The Villa badge depicts a Lion rampant and consequently the Villa mascot is a Lion thus allowing the younger supporters to identify with the club.

The Arsenal badge depicts an antiquated cannon and consequently the Arsenal mascot is a dinosaur thus I don't know what.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: stubbsyandy on September 19, 2014, 12:04:41 PM
Monet? Eh? That should be moment.

Thats just the impression you gave..
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: OzVilla on September 19, 2014, 12:06:43 PM
Our highly rated CEO just left them to join us.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: dave.woodhall on September 19, 2014, 12:17:32 PM
Record FA Cup wins by a single manager - George Ramsay with 6. Wenger 2nd with 5.

How many more times? George Ramsay was never manager.

Do you mean secretary. Aware me.

He was only ever secretary; this idea that he was manager is a new internet invention. Villa's first manager was James McMullan in May 1934.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Smirker on September 19, 2014, 12:34:40 PM
He was only ever secretary; this idea that he was manager is a new internet invention. Villa's first manager was James McMullan in May 1934.

Apologies & cheers. Didn't know this.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Dr Butler on September 19, 2014, 12:35:37 PM
Record FA Cup wins by a single manager - George Ramsay with 6. Wenger 2nd with 5.

How many more times? George Ramsay was never manager.

Do you mean secretary. Aware me.

He was only ever secretary; this idea that he was manager is a new internet invention. Villa's first manager was James McMullan in May 1934.

 I remember reading somewhere that a committee picked the playing side ? or have I just made that up ?

UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: dave.woodhall on September 19, 2014, 12:47:14 PM
Record FA Cup wins by a single manager - George Ramsay with 6. Wenger 2nd with 5.

How many more times? George Ramsay was never manager.

Do you mean secretary. Aware me.

He was only ever secretary; this idea that he was manager is a new internet invention. Villa's first manager was James McMullan in May 1934.

 I remember reading somewhere that a committee picked the playing side ? or have I just made that up ?

UTV
The Doc

The board and captain picked the team, the trainer and players decided what rudimentary tactics there were and Ramsay signed the players. The closest we had to a manager was trainer Joe Grierson, who was at Villa for 22 years during which time we won six titles and four FA Cups. There's not much know about him but I would love to find out more.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Ron Manager on September 19, 2014, 12:56:44 PM
Is there anything in Archie Hunter's book Dave? 
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: dave.woodhall on September 19, 2014, 12:57:52 PM
Is there anything in Archie Hunter's book Dave? 

Probably, but if you can decipher it feel free.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Percy McCarthy on September 19, 2014, 03:30:24 PM
Is there anything in Archie Hunter's book Dave? 

Probably, but if you can decipher it feel free.

I'm sure I've seen some old stuff wherein his title was given as Secretary/Manager.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: dave.woodhall on September 19, 2014, 03:37:20 PM
Is there anything in Archie Hunter's book Dave? 

Probably, but if you can decipher it feel free.

I'm sure I've seen some old stuff wherein his title was given as Secretary/Manager.

Nothing I've ever seen and none of the historians/authors ever refer to him as such. In fact, when Billy Smith as appointed as his successor the club did advertise for a secretary/manager but Smith's eventual title was secretary. 
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Pat McMahon on September 19, 2014, 06:37:24 PM

Villa had won both the League and the Cup 6 times before Arsenal won them for the first time.

Villa won the double 78 years before Arsenal.

That first stat depresses me. Despite our head start they lie ahead of us in both league and cup. Likewise Liverpool - I think they have also won the FA Cup 7 times, and their first was in 1965, 8 years after our last. In fact, our record in League and Cup for the last 100 years is atrocious.

Back on topic, Arsenal have never won the European Cup or Super Cup, and our club name has never been prefaced by Boring Boring....

We are called Aston Villa for a reason - we play in Aston. They are also called Arsenal for a reason - because they were ashamed of their roots and dropped the name Woolwich when they not only moved away from the area, they actually crossed the river. 12.9 miles according to the AA. That is further than Villa Park to the Bescot Stadium (10.4 miles). Or half the distance of the English Channel.

I need a drink now...
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: ExclDawg on September 19, 2014, 07:05:20 PM
Aston Villa is the combination of two words, Aston, meaning the area of Aston of Birmingham ... and Villa, meaning a large luxurious residence.

Arsenal can also be the combination of two words: arse and anal.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Risso on September 19, 2014, 07:35:26 PM

The board and captain picked the team, the trainer and players decided what rudimentary tactics there were and Ramsay signed the players. 

To be fair to Smirker, that doesn't sound completely unlike the O'Neill years!
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: Exeter 77 on September 19, 2014, 09:10:35 PM
Isn't it rumoured that Arsenal got their kit from us, I mean the way that the arms are a different colour to the main top for colour?

I think when Herbert Chapman changed Arsenal's kit in the late 1920s he got shirts from Nottingham Forest.
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on September 19, 2014, 09:15:16 PM
Isn't it rumoured that Arsenal got their kit from us, I mean the way that the arms are a different colour to the main top for colour?

I think when Herbert Chapman changed Arsenal's kit in the late 1920s he got shirts from Nottingham Forest.
Did Forest know about it?
Or did he just nip in the laundry and nick 'em?
Title: Re: I've Got A Mate...
Post by: cdbearsfan on September 19, 2014, 09:21:51 PM
Fun facts for his Ghanaian audience. It would take the average Ghanaian ninety-seven years to work long enough to be able to afford an Arsenal home ticket. Even then, it would only be a League Cup game.

Oh, and tell him Chelsea are a bunch of racists so he might want to consider picking a different team.

I suppose you could go with the Ted Drake quote "the trouble with playing abroad is people only ever want to talk about Aston Villa".

Or something like that. Dave can tell you the exact quote, it's in his book, but my girlfriend has borrowed my copy.
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