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Off Topic => Sports Arena => Topic started by: UK Redsox on September 14, 2014, 08:07:06 PM

Title: Greg Norman
Post by: UK Redsox on September 14, 2014, 08:07:06 PM: ..........nearly lost his hand in a chainsaw accident

http://deadspin.com/greg-norman-says-he-almost-lost-his-hand-in-a-chainsaw-1634584273
Title: Re: Greg Norman
Post by: PeterWithesShin on September 14, 2014, 08:08:37 PM: Now that is a proper golfing handicap!
Title: Re: Greg Norman
Post by: UK Redsox on September 14, 2014, 08:17:36 PM: Used a chainsaw when he only needed a Tree Iron

......I'm here all week, please tip your waitress.
Title: Re: Greg Norman
Post by: Legion on September 15, 2014, 08:09:43 AM: Looks like he made the cut this time.
Title: Re: Greg Norman
Post by: Weedy on September 15, 2014, 08:26:25 PM: He's probably feeling a bit rough, still there's a fair way to go before he's back up to par.
Title: Re: Greg Norman
Post by: Rotterdam on September 15, 2014, 10:11:35 PM: I imagine he will need a driver to get around for a while.
Title: Re: Greg Norman
Post by: usav on September 16, 2014, 01:59:13 AM: Quote from: Weedy on September 15, 2014, 08:26:25 PM
He's probably feeling a bit rough, still there's a fair way to go before he's back up to par.
Three puns in one sentence. Is that a record?
Title: Re: Greg Norman
Post by: silhillvilla on September 24, 2014, 07:51:40 PM: He's sliced it quite badly.
Title: Re: Greg Norman
Post by: UK Redsox on September 24, 2014, 08:33:56 PM: Quote from: silhillvilla on September 24, 2014, 07:51:40 PM
He's sliced it quite badly.

Luckily he didn't have to replace it with a hook
Title: Re: Greg Norman
Post by: silhillvilla on September 24, 2014, 08:45:49 PM: Lucky he didn't lose a finger or he's down to FORE !!!!!!!