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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: peter w on June 25, 2014, 07:56:34 AM

Title: Club president
Post by: peter w on June 25, 2014, 07:56:34 AM
Not a  new topic but cannot find the old one. This is rewferring tot he idea that we may need a cuddly man at the top to bring out club news to the players that will have us listening to because of his position with the fans.

Allt he football names that have mentioned have been largely dismissed for varying reasosn so it seems that an ex-player or Villa official is not what is wanted.

So, I was thinking about who has sufficient 'weight' to carry Villa news forward to the fans and the press alike. The name that jumps out to me is Mervyn King. I think it ticks both boxes for Villa fans as a Villa fan and a figure that has standing within the non-footballing circles.

However big we think we are as a club we still get excited by celebrity fans. It's quite quaint but it does genuinely impress us and we do get like the kid that caught the ice-cream van at the news that a celebrity of any status has nailed their colours to the Villa mast. So, whether it's a Father Ted tea lady or Tom Hanks we plume our feathers with pride.

With that in mind I think Mervyn King would be able to pass news to us and be accepted as the 'custodian' of club news and avuncular enough to have the fans listening.
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: OzVilla on June 25, 2014, 08:00:53 AM
A certain future King would be ideal but I'm sure wouldn't be allowed too.

Personally though, if we had an owner that was a proper custodian of the Club with decent PR skills then we wouldn't really have that much of a need. 

Title: Re: Club president
Post by: rob_bridge on June 25, 2014, 08:11:08 AM
This has been done before.

Not King who presided over the biggest Financial fuckup in 80 years.

Benjamin Zepphaniah or Professor Carl Chinn please
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 25, 2014, 08:38:11 AM
I'd go for Benjamin. Our press releases would probably win poem of the year every time.
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: RussellC on June 25, 2014, 08:39:00 AM
Sir Graham?
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: Drummond on June 25, 2014, 09:30:43 AM
I'll do it.
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: CJ on June 25, 2014, 09:38:48 AM
Our Nige?
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: Richard E on June 25, 2014, 09:41:47 AM
Our Nige?

I doubt Nigel Callaghan will be interested in the job. I think he is too busy DJing.
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 25, 2014, 09:52:45 AM
Our Nige?
Good call. Every time there's bad news he could play The Funeral March on his  fiddle. :)
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: Richard E on June 25, 2014, 10:19:56 AM
Our Nige?
Good call. Every time there's bad news he could play The Funeral March on his  fiddle. :)

And will end up with RSI which ends his music career!
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: teamvillage on June 25, 2014, 11:06:07 AM
Our Nige?

Isn't he a bit busy playing in the MLS...?
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: SashasGrandad on June 25, 2014, 12:04:40 PM
Are you going to tell the current President you are giving him the push?

Perhaps go round his house and take him in his own rose garden!
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 25, 2014, 12:22:59 PM
I really hope that 'taking him in his own rose garden' is a euphemism. :)
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 25, 2014, 01:05:56 PM
* Ascends hobby horse*

What we need is what the Tories call grandees, the men in grey suits who don't have power but wield influence. The sort who, when they talk you listen. Sir Graham, BFR, Dennis Mortimer.
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: serbentoflight on June 25, 2014, 01:31:47 PM
Ian Taylor.  Job Done
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: mattjpa on June 25, 2014, 01:46:24 PM
^ we have a winner. Well played that man, Ian Taylor for me too
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: Simon Ward on June 25, 2014, 01:48:02 PM
I thought we already had a club president!
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: SashasGrandad on June 25, 2014, 02:59:40 PM
I thought we already had a club president!

We have a President Emeritus who has a rose garden where he used to fire managers when he was chairman.

He also invented the bicycle kick.
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: VILLA MOLE on June 25, 2014, 03:19:45 PM
I thought we already had a club president!

We have a President Emeritus who has a rose garden where he used to fire managers when he was chairman.

He also invented the bicycle kick.

and invented Dwight Yoke and David Platt
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on June 25, 2014, 04:18:15 PM
I thought we already had a club president!

We have a President Emeritus who has a rose garden where he used to fire managers when he was chairman.

He also invented the bicycle kick.

and invented Dwight Yoke

He was eggceptional
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: Villafirst on June 25, 2014, 05:32:04 PM
What we also need is a new owner/chairman with passion, drive & commitment to push the club forward. Lerner has all the personality of a brick.....
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: Tony Erdington on June 25, 2014, 07:19:34 PM
Ther can be only One,

OZZIE OSBORNE
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: Legion on June 25, 2014, 08:01:07 PM
Charlie Aitken.
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: DrGonzo on June 25, 2014, 08:22:37 PM
I'm backing Benjamin Zepahniah, send a message, racial tolerance and a well formed rhyme...
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: SoccerHQ on June 25, 2014, 11:24:58 PM
I quite liked the Lord Digby Jones suggestion from the last time this thread cropped up.
Title: Re: Club president
Post by: peter w on June 26, 2014, 09:02:51 AM
No, he's a dick.
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