Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: The Laughing Policeman on May 12, 2014, 02:10:17 PM
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Randy is saying "Are you going to keep your promise and buy the club back ?"
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"All this shite and I'll still get three times what I paid you"
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Lerner: "Even though we've flirted with relegation in the past four seasons, they still hate you much more than me"
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"I can't wait to see their faces when I sell the club to Mohamed Al Fayad."
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"You will always be like a son to me"
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Yes and them when I'm bored with it all after 7/8 years I'll tell them I'm putting the club up for sale. That'll keep them quiet for a couple of years.
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Damn! That was gonna be my reply too. Well-played.
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Randy: I'll text you who i'm selling to but I'll make you wait 10 minutes and you'll have to scroll down to the bottom the text'.
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DOUG "Hahahahha your a worse owner than me "
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"At least we kept our heads. Look at the guy behind us; he's lost his."
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HDE: "You'll enjoy all those politician's expenses when you make it to the Senate."
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HDE: "Well, I did warn you to list Aston Manor Ales at the Holte Hotel, but would you listen?"
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HDE: "This is my town - MY town, I tells yer; so, sling your hook, Yankee!"
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HDE:"Did I ever tell you? - I invented the bicycle kick."
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RL: "It's been nice knowin' you, Doug; and if you're ever in Cleveland ... ok; may be not"
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HDE: "Now, don't you go getting all biblical on me, Randolph. You know that there's no way that the Lord will forgive me my trespasses."
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HDE & RL in unison: "Always look on the bright side of life"
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HDE: "Whoever let the General release that statement of his today?! - about as incoherent, rambling and geriatric as I am!"
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"Are you gonna go my way? Love that tune from that Lenny Gravity bloke." said Doug.
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Lerner glanced to his right hoping one day he too could have his own stand to gawp at all day just like Doug.
"That big one behind the goal where they sing ?" he thought to himself mildly amused with his idea. "We could re-name it The Randy End. "
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HDE: "Has someone broken wind?"
RL: "He who smelt it, dealt it"
HDE: He who denied it, supplied it"
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It's starting to tilt. Are we sinking?
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HDE: "Do you want to buy a Cleveland Browns' helmet" ?
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HDE - 'Now you see, these ones are small. But the ones over there are far away. Small........Far away'.
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HDE: "The new owner won't make me pay for my season ticket will he?"
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HDE: "Not seen you around here for...what must it be.....three years?"
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HDE: That Mister E certainly knows you've got to be in it to win it.
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HDE: That Mister E certainly knows you've got to be in it to win it.
Tee Hee
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Bloke behind: 'What's happening with buy out?"
DD and RL: mmmm mmmm, not listening,mmmm mmm fingers in ear, mmmm mmmm not telling so there
mmmm"
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RL - You gonna tell me where your tattoo is then Mr Ellis?
HDE - Errrrr mumble mumble
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HDE - Can I get a hot Bovril young man?
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RL: "It's been nice knowin' you, Doug; and if you're ever in Cleveland ... ok; may be not"
Randy (singing mournfully) 'Someone left the cake out in the rain. I dont think that I could make it because it took so long to make it and I'll never have that recipe agaaaain.
Doug. I knew I should have sold to Delia.
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RL: I know I said bright future Doug, but there was no need to piss yourself!