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Title: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Dave on April 26, 2014, 01:47:28 PM
From when teams are announced.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 26, 2014, 02:02:15 PM
Swansea
Vorm, Rangel, Amat, Williams (C), Davies, Britton, Shelvey, de Guzman, Hernandez, Routledge, Bony.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 26, 2014, 02:03:23 PM
Aston Wegoagain

Guzan, Bacuna, Vlaar, Baker, Bertrand, Albrighton, Westwood, Delph, El Ahmadi, Agbonlahor, Weimann
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 26, 2014, 02:04:06 PM
subs: Steer, Sylla, Tonev, Lowton, Clark, Holt, Robinson
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 02:04:07 PM
Oh joy. Gabby and Weimann keep their place despite being worse than shit all season.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on April 26, 2014, 02:04:51 PM
Same shower as last week...is the gladiator on the bench?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 26, 2014, 02:04:53 PM
No spot on the bench for the Gladiator.

I thought that he was fit now.

Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 02:05:01 PM
Think gabby will score today. Have no idea why I feel this way,
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 02:14:26 PM
All rather predictable isn't it
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on April 26, 2014, 02:15:15 PM
Same matchday squad. Pray the new coaches have made an impact.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 02:16:22 PM
No spot on the bench for the Gladiator.

I thought that he was fit now.



Just utterly bizarre as to why despite being fit he cannot get even on the bench. You have to wonder if his agent calling out the manager in declaring his client fit might now backfire. The whole thing is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Hillbilly on April 26, 2014, 02:17:04 PM
*shakes head*
*sighs*
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 02:17:08 PM
Weimann has done less than nothing to deserve a place, but that's the desperate mess we're in. Enjoy the afternoon, folks!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: garyshawsknee on April 26, 2014, 02:17:48 PM
Might as well push Bacuna further forward and play Lowton, it's not like we are overflowing with options. Ye gods, UTV.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 02:18:36 PM
Gabby??
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on April 26, 2014, 02:19:26 PM
We have no evidence to suggest that Helenius would contribute anything to a team under pressure, for which he has not played in months.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Percy McCarthy on April 26, 2014, 02:19:53 PM
The team news for our game came up under the heading 'Championship Teams' on SSN.

Gulp!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 02:20:25 PM
We have no evidence to suggest that Helenius would contribute anything to a team under pressure, for which he has not played in months.

we have evidence that the current players haven't won in 5 and have lost 4 of those games. It wouldn't hurt to try something different.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 26, 2014, 02:23:22 PM
@WMPVillaFC: #avfc #utv 1 away fan arrested at turnstiles in posession of cocaine #strictsearchpolicy

Disco dandruff required to watch the villa now apparently .
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on April 26, 2014, 02:23:45 PM
We have no evidence to suggest that Helenius would contribute anything to a team under pressure, for which he has not played in months.

we have evidence that the current players haven't won in 5 and have lost 4 of those games. It wouldn't hurt to try something different.

Cowans, Given and settled selections are all different.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 02:27:24 PM
I think Helenius and his agent making a point of saying he is 100% fit this week was their way of proving that the manager just doesn't like him. They probably both knew he wouldn't play and didn't want the fans second guessing as to why.

Lambert out blah blah blah
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on April 26, 2014, 02:28:00 PM
That team really is awful, I'm dreading this game.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 02:28:11 PM
We have no evidence to suggest that Helenius would contribute anything to a team under pressure, for which he has not played in months.

we have evidence that the current players haven't won in 5 and have lost 4 of those games. It wouldn't hurt to try something different.

Cowans, Given and settled selections are all different.

I hope you're right. I think having Helenius at the very least on the bench would have provided another option, something different. Maybe even a target for Albrighton.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 26, 2014, 02:29:04 PM
Might as well push Bacuna further forward and play Lowton, it's not like we are overflowing with options. Ye gods, UTV.
Certainly my thought when I saw this.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Brian Taylor on April 26, 2014, 02:29:27 PM
Gonna win today..just have to!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 02:32:00 PM
Southampton have blooded so many youngsters. We loan our best ones out. Awful. But Up The Villa! 2-1 to us.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris Smith on April 26, 2014, 02:34:22 PM
We have no evidence to suggest that Helenius would contribute anything to a team under pressure, for which he has not played in months.

And if he had been on the bench it would be at the expense of Robinson so the right decision for me.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: shipscat on April 26, 2014, 02:35:17 PM
Apparently we haven't won at Swansea since 1971 in the old Third Division, winning 2-1 at the Vetch.Imagine we've only played them 5/6 times..Please Villa..A point at least..Or bugger all for wba,fulham,Norwich.Next year boring,safe mid table please.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: gervilla on April 26, 2014, 02:35:40 PM
I'm not looking forward to this one bit.
*Sighs*
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 02:37:53 PM
2 out of 3 away wins from Hull, West Ham and us would make a good day.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on April 26, 2014, 02:40:25 PM
We have no evidence to suggest that Helenius would contribute anything to a team under pressure, for which he has not played in months.

we have evidence that the current players haven't won in 5 and have lost 4 of those games. It wouldn't hurt to try something different.

Cowans, Given and settled selections are all different.

I hope you're right. I think having Helenius at the very least on the bench would have provided another option, something different. Maybe even a target for Albrighton.

I am not trying to be right. I am assessing the evidence and second guessing the tough decisions that the management team have to make.  Keep chopping and changing every match like Lambo's original coaching team or reassure these 17 that they are trusted and supported to get the job done. Like them, I would pick the latter because, on balance, that is more likely to be successful. But, not at all guaranteed.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 02:43:27 PM
We have no evidence to suggest that Helenius would contribute anything to a team under pressure, for which he has not played in months.

we have evidence that the current players haven't won in 5 and have lost 4 of those games. It wouldn't hurt to try something different.

Cowans, Given and settled selections are all different.

I hope you're right. I think having Helenius at the very least on the bench would have provided another option, something different. Maybe even a target for Albrighton.

I am not trying to be right. I am assessing the evidence and second guessing the tough decisions that the management team have to make.  Keep chopping and changing every match like Lambo's original coaching team or reassure these 17 that they are trusted and supported to get the job done. Like them, I would pick the latter because, on balance, that is more likely to be successful. But, not at all guaranteed.

Helenius should be on the bench instead of Holt. Easy, obvious decision.

Holt offers nothing and should be nowhere near this club.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: E I Adio on April 26, 2014, 02:43:54 PM
Can't help feeling this is still a depressingly familiar line up though. Hope I'm wrong and one or two display a bit of form.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Colhint on April 26, 2014, 02:45:07 PM
Apparently we haven't won at Swansea since 1971 in the old Third Division, winning 2-1 at the Vetch.Imagine we've only played them 5/6 times..Please Villa..A point at least..Or bugger all for wba,fulham,Norwich.Next year boring,safe mid table please.

my first away game
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on April 26, 2014, 02:46:45 PM
Might as well push Bacuna further forward and play Lowton, it's not like we are overflowing with options. Ye gods, UTV.
Certainly my thought when I saw this.

Albrighton is our only dynamic player who creates chances and Bacuna for KEA would see us run around by Swansea, who are all about quick-footed midfielders with low centres of gravity.

Lowton in place of Bacuna would have been good though, because he is stronger defensively and we all know that Routledge will be keen to show up Villa, where MON never gave him a chance.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: shipscat on April 26, 2014, 02:47:35 PM
Listening to Potato Head Bruce on R5..seems to be implying that they possibly need another point.On that basis we need two..and I don't fancy us needing a win next week against them sat behind the ball...please at least one today gentlemen
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 26, 2014, 02:48:24 PM
Holt's been the best Villa player for the last month, so he has gone in the squad.

Id have had Helenius on the bench instead of Sylla and had Clark cover the defensive midfield role.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 02:48:41 PM
Surely we're due a win, even a flukey one will do.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on April 26, 2014, 02:51:36 PM
Helenius for Holt? An unproven non-match fit skinny novice for a proven battling English old fashioned number 9 who encourages his team mates and has been in scraps before? Holt is shit, but in this situation Helenius would be shitter.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 02:52:14 PM
Holt's been the best Villa player for the last month, so he has gone in the squad.

Id have had Helenius on the bench instead of Sylla and had Clark cover the defensive midfield role.

To say Holt has been our player of the month is laughable.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Desontheholte on April 26, 2014, 02:52:35 PM
Its all getting quite depressing now to be honest! None of that shower should be on the pitch! Apart from guzan albrighton and vlaar! Just fuck off Lambert!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 02:53:10 PM
Just seen lambert saying he's picked the same again for today cause they 'deserve' to 'go again' after how 'well' they did last week!
FFS on what planet is he living on?
Can't wait to see the back of him
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 02:53:46 PM
Helenius for Holt? An unproven non-match fit skinny novice for a proven battling English old fashioned number 9 who encourages his team mates and has been in scraps before? Holt is shit, but in this situation Helenius would be shitter.

Holt is an overweight has-been who has summoned 2 shots on target in 9 appearances. Statistically he is worse than Helenius.

We KNOW Holt is shite, we don't know Helenius is.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:03:20 PM
Jesus, bit of a hairy moment their from Guzan. Come on Villa, long overdue a performance.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 03:07:05 PM
Commentator:'Bacuna not the best of defenders in the league'. Maybe that's because he isn't a defender
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 03:07:48 PM
Trying to decide whether to let Villa wreck the next couple of hours or to detach from the media and internet and read a book instead.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 03:08:37 PM
Trying to decide whether to let Villa wreck the next couple of hours or to detach from the media and internet and read a book instead.

Watch the Villa mate.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:08:43 PM
Villa fans in superb voice, as usual.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on April 26, 2014, 03:09:50 PM
Bollox
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rjp on April 26, 2014, 03:09:59 PM
Balls
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:10:02 PM
Oh dear. done on the break.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 03:10:07 PM
Feck me defence?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 03:10:08 PM
Bollocks
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:10:09 PM
Here we go.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: MarkM on April 26, 2014, 03:10:21 PM
Crap
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 03:10:34 PM
Easy goal.

Offside though.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on April 26, 2014, 03:10:41 PM
Championship here we come!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 03:10:42 PM
Trying to decide whether to let Villa wreck the next couple of hours or to detach from the media and internet and read a book instead.

That's that decided then.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 03:10:46 PM
How much room did our defence give him
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on April 26, 2014, 03:10:57 PM
Great start, I've run out of words to describe how this all makes me feel
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 03:11:06 PM
What has ever happened to man marking? It was/ is one of the best styles of defending....and its non existent, just like now!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 03:11:14 PM
fucking useless
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 03:11:23 PM
I'm sick of this shit
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on April 26, 2014, 03:11:36 PM
And the Baggies are one up. Too early to get the corkscrew out?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rodders on April 26, 2014, 03:11:42 PM
Trying to decide whether to let Villa wreck the next couple of hours or to detach from the media and internet and read a book instead.

I was thinking the same - we have our answer...
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Summers on April 26, 2014, 03:11:43 PM
Typical.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 26, 2014, 03:11:44 PM
Baggies winning now too - it's pitiful
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 03:11:54 PM
Ha! I've just turned on the BBC Final Score literally just as Swansea score. Brilliant.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on April 26, 2014, 03:12:04 PM
Championship here we come!

We certainly deserve that outcome

West Brom one up as well, you can just see it can't you
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on April 26, 2014, 03:12:15 PM
Game over already!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:12:33 PM
Can you sack a manager during the first half of a match?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 03:12:37 PM
Baggies winning. come on Villa!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 03:12:42 PM
just horrible. It really is just so horrible.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 03:12:43 PM
I'm sick of this shit

It just seems so endless doesn't it?

I an starting to think maybe relegation wouldn't be so bad. At least then we could stop worrying about relegation
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on April 26, 2014, 03:12:44 PM
Its all so predictable.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Desontheholte on April 26, 2014, 03:13:30 PM
Fucking desperate
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 03:13:43 PM
We're so crap at creating normal chances.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 03:13:52 PM
I'm sick of this shit

It just seems so endless doesn't it?

I an starting to think maybe relegation wouldn't be so bad. At least then we could stop worrying about relegation

At this point I'd be worried about relegation from the Championship. Maybe we can reunite with the noses in League One. Very depressing.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: OzVilla on April 26, 2014, 03:14:09 PM
I'm away on holidays in the US so following his game on this match thread.

Descriptions of incidents would be gratefully appreciated. What happended on the goal?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on April 26, 2014, 03:14:53 PM
I'm away on holidays in the US so following his game on this match thread.

Descriptions of incidents would be gratefully appreciated. What happended on the goal?

Nathan Baker lost Bony and he latched on to a through ball.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 03:14:59 PM
Baker playing a dreadful ball up field. So hard for the forward player to control. Sick of crap like Baker. It's so boring to watch Villa, just hoping they'll get it together and do something constructive. Useless
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 03:15:21 PM
I'm sick of this shit

It just seems so endless doesn't it?

I an starting to think maybe relegation wouldn't be so bad. At least then we could stop worrying about relegation
Or could we? This useless mob would struggle against the likes of Yeovil
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: maidstonevillain on April 26, 2014, 03:15:52 PM
I wish I could say my bum was getting squeaky. But to be honest, I'm past caring.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on April 26, 2014, 03:15:54 PM
I'm away on holidays in the US so following his game on this match thread.

Descriptions of incidents would be gratefully appreciated. What happended on the goal?

Defence splitting ball through to bony who beat Guzan with a good finish as he was coming out from goal.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 03:16:06 PM
Afternoon chaps , how we doing
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:16:15 PM
I'm away on holidays in the US so following his game on this match thread.

Descriptions of incidents would be gratefully appreciated. What happended on the goal?

We were starting to have a spell of posession in their half. They broke away, simple ball through the middle, Bony offside outpaced baker and slotted past Guzan. It's very wet and being played at a decent pace. Reckon we might score today.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 03:16:20 PM
Are we playing the tried and trusted 433 again? Works every week, week in week out.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 03:16:26 PM
Good freekick...Gabby half arsed as usual to get on the end of it
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Dan England on April 26, 2014, 03:16:29 PM
Absolute worst way to start the game.  Will have to chase the game when we are clueless at creating things. Hope for set pieces!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: dl9 on April 26, 2014, 03:16:33 PM
F*ck, sh*t, b*llox......Painful, this season is like Groundhog Day.

Home top, claret shirts, blue socks, one to see on MoTD however once again it's one I fear that won't be able to watch (again)

Come on Villa please!!!!!!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 03:16:34 PM
Can't believe Holt didn't start. Winger who can cross needs forward to head it!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 03:16:36 PM
Gabby didn't even bother there.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chipsticks on April 26, 2014, 03:16:47 PM
Is it our lot singing the David Moyes song?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 03:17:07 PM
afternoon


see the same shower of shite playing


oh and we are 1 down ffs



what the fuck is Lambert doing
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 03:17:12 PM
Agbonlahor had a shot.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 03:17:39 PM
Afternoon chaps , how we doing

Guess.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on April 26, 2014, 03:17:40 PM
Baker always loses his man but it was offside
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 03:17:56 PM
It really is dreadful leadership from that clueless idiot Lerner to managed to reduce us to this.

What a laughable train wreck of a club we have become.

There should also be no circumstances under which Lambert should still be our manager next season.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on April 26, 2014, 03:17:56 PM
Gabby. Really that is not good enough.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on April 26, 2014, 03:18:05 PM
Was that the same Baker who our clueless manager thinks has been excellant this season
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:19:15 PM
Do we hold some kind of record for employing the most useless sacks of shit, from the playing staff to the management, to board level? It's astounding. Were like a stick of rock with the words "FUCKING SHIT" running through it.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 03:19:32 PM
Great shot Marc
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Dan England on April 26, 2014, 03:19:34 PM
It really is laughable how shit we have become.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 03:19:35 PM
Lovely ball from Westwood just
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 03:19:38 PM
at least Albrighton gives a shit. Close there
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: dl9 on April 26, 2014, 03:19:42 PM
It really is dreadful leadership from that clueless idiot Lerner to managed to reduce us to this.

What a laughable train wreck of a club we have become.

There should also be no circumstances under which Lambert should still be our manager next season.
Please.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 03:19:50 PM
Coming back into it
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on April 26, 2014, 03:19:59 PM
Great cross but nobody on the end of it.

We're looking a bit better now.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 03:20:03 PM
He shouldn't be our boss this season.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:20:09 PM
We're not playing too badly here, just the obvious lack of quality when it matters.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:20:42 PM
Like that from Albrighton.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 03:21:03 PM
1-0 is going to be a big mountain to climb for this team.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 03:21:09 PM
good cross by weiman there


nice to see Holt on the end of it
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 03:21:16 PM
great away support though
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 03:21:19 PM
Afternoon. Business as usual I take it.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Albrighton trying hard. Gabby isn't good enough to lead the line.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on April 26, 2014, 03:21:56 PM
Players and fans bereft of confidence/faith. Having to rely on others to beat teams around us. Just feels like we'll go this year with a new owner lined up.

If I was lambert I would just go for it today now. Play with three strikers and lump it forward if necessary
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 03:22:15 PM
Get the fuck in !!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 03:22:19 PM
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 03:22:31 PM
fuck me  gabby scores
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 03:22:33 PM
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYYY
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:22:37 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

Well Deserved. Great Cross!!!!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 03:22:37 PM
Deserved.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:22:44 PM
FUCKING YES!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on April 26, 2014, 03:22:44 PM
Yes
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Dan England on April 26, 2014, 03:22:44 PM
Albrighton is our only threat,  fair play to him, he seems to be the only one willing to bust his balls.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 03:22:48 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
GABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Well played Albrighton-at least the lad has a go
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: dl9 on April 26, 2014, 03:22:58 PM
Get the fuck in
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on April 26, 2014, 03:22:58 PM
Wonders will never cease. Thank you Mr Agbonlahor.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 03:22:59 PM
amazing cross thou





use the width lambert      use the width
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 03:23:00 PM
All about the cross from Marc
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 03:23:03 PM
Great goal. Played well for last 5 minutes. Fully deserved. Albrighton been excellent he really has.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on April 26, 2014, 03:23:13 PM
Happy to take back all I said about Gabby.

Yesss!!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 03:23:22 PM
get in
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 03:23:26 PM
Lerner must have no sense at all. If he had it in his mind to sell the club this year, January was the time to strengthen the team, not by much - a few more players and we wouldn't be in this situation.

Its like having subsidence in your house and doing nothing about it. Madness when you think of the sums involved.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 03:23:32 PM
1-0 is going to be a big mountain to climb for this team.

Cliiimb every mountaiiin... :P
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on April 26, 2014, 03:23:35 PM
God, we've scored, I was on remote listening on the radio assuming it was another Swansea goal for about a minute before realising we had equalised
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 03:23:38 PM
1-1 Gabby. If he'd have scored the first i'd have won 40 quid. Never mind. Lets try and win the game now, Lambert, not just sit back for a draw.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Dan England on April 26, 2014, 03:23:49 PM
Ha ha get the fuck in
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chipsticks on April 26, 2014, 03:23:56 PM
We've looked great since going a goal down, why can't we start like this?

Rain clouds lifted ;)
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 03:24:05 PM
phew
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: dl9 on April 26, 2014, 03:24:48 PM
Come on lads

COME ON LAAAAAAADDDDDDDSSSS!!!!!



Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Theo on April 26, 2014, 03:24:58 PM
Albrighton is playing brilliantly so far today
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 26, 2014, 03:25:07 PM
Gabby always saves his goals for the important games!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 03:25:17 PM
Feed Albs
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 03:25:24 PM
Sitting on a bus and shoutung yes! Get the fuck in  gets you weird looks.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 03:25:26 PM
We deserved that goal. Heads didn't drop after they scored and we played well for 10 minutes before we scored
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 03:25:27 PM
Albrighton has looked superb today
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:26:00 PM
I'm afraid it's plain to see, Lerner hasn't got a clue how to run a sports team of any description. The sooner he hands us over to a more competent man, the better.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 03:26:06 PM
bollocks
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 03:26:07 PM
FUCK OFFFFFF
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 03:26:14 PM
What a fucking joke
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 03:26:14 PM
oh ffs
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 03:26:16 PM
oh dear
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 03:26:22 PM
Only against us
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on April 26, 2014, 03:26:22 PM
Just fuck off Villa
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:26:29 PM
Fuck me. Baker tees up shelvey for a Petrov v Derby style chip.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 03:26:29 PM
1-2 down now. fuck
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:26:31 PM
Oh fucking hell.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: seanthevillan on April 26, 2014, 03:26:41 PM
Terrible from Guzan and Vlaar, but that is an amazing goal from Shelvey.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 03:26:48 PM
Have to say it, great goal....unfortunately
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 03:26:53 PM
****** luck
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on April 26, 2014, 03:26:53 PM
And there we go, another of our great fucking traits, to let in a goal just after we've scored
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chipsticks on April 26, 2014, 03:27:03 PM
Shades of Stan's goal at Derby.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 03:27:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAAAA amateur loss of possession will fucking cost you Villa.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:27:14 PM
This is classic Lambert's Villa.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 03:27:18 PM
Unfuckingbelieveable.

Only Villa...seriously
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on April 26, 2014, 03:27:26 PM
Deep fucking joy.

It could only happen to us.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 03:27:31 PM
stupid fucking ******
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 26, 2014, 03:27:37 PM
Fuckin hell I can't bear this.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Summers on April 26, 2014, 03:27:37 PM
Fuck sake. FUCK OFF.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 03:27:41 PM
A Man United player didn't score it, it will be forgotten by the media by next week. Fucks sake Villa.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Theo on April 26, 2014, 03:27:45 PM
I can't fucking believe it
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Dan England on April 26, 2014, 03:28:00 PM
That is a mistake that happens to take that are going down.  Absolutely no need!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: maidstonevillain on April 26, 2014, 03:28:18 PM
Gabby always saves his goals for the important games!

I agree. He kept us up last season with his equaliser against QPR. Could just have done the same with that goal.

Edit. Spoke too soon.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 03:28:22 PM
some of the balls that we try are bonkers - who the hell was that for?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 03:28:45 PM
I despair
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on April 26, 2014, 03:29:07 PM
Braindead. Utterly braindead.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 03:29:09 PM
Yet another throw in cocked up. How hard can it be?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on April 26, 2014, 03:29:26 PM
Was that a fuckin foul throw?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 03:29:41 PM
Two fucking shots they've had.  2. 

Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Dan England on April 26, 2014, 03:29:48 PM
Shit shit and more shit.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 03:30:07 PM
Fuck this I'm getting the wine out
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 03:30:28 PM
Could be a classic this.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: dl9 on April 26, 2014, 03:30:39 PM
Fuck this I'm getting the wine out

Good idea
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 03:31:01 PM
Fuck this I'm getting the wine out

I've not had a drink for four years, this is not good for me!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 03:31:05 PM
Fuck this I'm getting the wine out
Wise choice
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on April 26, 2014, 03:31:07 PM
Painful, this. Please end the season now, we've had enough.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:31:14 PM
we've not played that badly.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 26, 2014, 03:31:23 PM
It's unacceptable that Lerner and co have turned our great club into perennial relegation rubbish. The sooner he's gone the better.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: dl9 on April 26, 2014, 03:31:40 PM
Fuck this I'm getting the wine out

Good idea

In fact I'm getting the Methylated spirit out and the Valium....
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rjp on April 26, 2014, 03:31:41 PM
I don't think we're playing too bad to be honest.  No luck though, one offside goal and one wonder goal.  As long as we don't let our heads go down we can still get something from this.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 03:32:42 PM
56% possession so far.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 26, 2014, 03:33:15 PM
Correct, We aren't playing too badly.
Apart from at the back and when we get with 18 yards of their goal.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 03:33:54 PM
Could not have conceded two more unlucky goals but at this point down there you need luck.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: dl9 on April 26, 2014, 03:35:12 PM
Could not have conceded two more unlucky goals but at this point down there you need luck.

Luck and a new manager, new defenders, midfielders and striker, other than that we're sound.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:35:29 PM
We've created more than they have. Are having more possession, are passing the ball pretty well. Our high line is a bit of a worry.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 03:37:12 PM
Swansea's 2nd goal is something you can't do anything about no matter who your defenders are.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 03:37:44 PM
The Cowans effect has us playing less cloud ball
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on April 26, 2014, 03:37:54 PM
we've not played that badly.

Agree. Their second goal was a complete gift from our daft players.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 26, 2014, 03:37:57 PM
Swansea's 2nd goal is something you can't do anything about no matter who your defenders are.
Correct about the finish, but what led to it?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 26, 2014, 03:39:03 PM
Fuck this I'm getting the wine out

I've not had a drink for four years, this is not good for me!
wow! good work Malandro, don't let the Villa ruin it
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: seanthevillan on April 26, 2014, 03:40:09 PM
we've not played that badly.

Agree. Their second goal was a complete gift from our daft players.

Lazy mistakes creeping in all over the pitch, not really surprised to see it from some but Guzan and Vlaar aren't normally candidates, which is worrying.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on April 26, 2014, 03:40:32 PM
Just before we scored, our play had purpose. Now we're having as much play but not doing much with it.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 03:40:35 PM
that Villatalk bloke is right about Shelvey ;)

or was it villakicks

Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 03:40:58 PM
according to BBC - Swansea are rampant now and Wilfried Bony's stinging shot is well saved low down by Brad Guzan who, if he was a cartoon character, would still have stars circling around his head following that Jonjo Shevley strike. He looked shellshocked when it went in.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 03:41:24 PM
play the simple ball
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on April 26, 2014, 03:41:49 PM
that Villatalk bloke is right about Shelvey ;)

or was it villakicks

Villakicks - the little rascal of a troll
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 03:41:55 PM
delph does tonev
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 03:42:01 PM
we've not played that badly.

Agree. Their second goal was a complete gift from our daft players.

We've been better than disastrous, but I'd say no more than pedestrian going forward and shaky at the back.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 03:43:07 PM
good job Hernandez has his ice skates on.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 03:43:22 PM
that Villatalk bloke is right about Shelvey ;)

or was it villakicks

Villakicks - the little rascal of a troll

I miss him

the only thing that cheered me up
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leighton on April 26, 2014, 03:45:21 PM
Too many individual mistakes by too many players under Lambert.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rjp on April 26, 2014, 03:45:33 PM
I'm enjoying watching this apart from the scoreline.  It feels like we've changed our style a bit.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 03:45:53 PM
Baker represents everything that is shit. A fucking wank defender. Clumsy, cumbersome, slow, lacking nouse.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: phantom limb on April 26, 2014, 03:46:03 PM
We can get back into this.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 03:46:13 PM
I'm enjoying watching this apart from the scoreline.  It feels like we've changed our style a bit.

New coaching starting to have an effect?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:46:19 PM
We still love giving it away.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 03:46:28 PM
Don't worry lads, lambert will sort them out at HT
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: OzVilla on April 26, 2014, 03:47:01 PM
Baker represents everything that is shit. A fucking wank defender. Clumsy, cumbersome, slow, lacking nouse.

This.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 26, 2014, 03:47:04 PM
Gabby going to ground too bloody easily there.....again!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 26, 2014, 03:47:45 PM
Baker represents everything that is shit. A fucking wank defender. Clumsy, cumbersome, slow, lacking nouse.

Baker and Clark are fucking woeful and have been from day one. It was a disgrace that we didn't get a centreback during the January window and told you everything you needed to know about Lerner's ambition in the club.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on April 26, 2014, 03:48:54 PM
Hope that was our shit half !
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 03:49:27 PM
We've played better than usual by our low, low standards, but we still look unlikely to score. 
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 03:49:33 PM
Agreed really centre half. Woefully short there.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 26, 2014, 03:50:14 PM
If ever lambert needed to deliver a decent half time talk it's fuckin NOW....!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rjp on April 26, 2014, 03:50:17 PM
I'm enjoying watching this apart from the scoreline.  It feels like we've changed our style a bit.

New coaching starting to have an effect?

I think so, our passing in midfield looks much slicker, at least to my untrained eye.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on April 26, 2014, 03:50:25 PM
Come on Villa, just get a point!

Christ on the cross - if we get relegated this season, after the position we were in 5 games ago it will be criminal!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 03:50:58 PM
Oceans of space between Vlaar and Baker gifted them their possibly offside first, and cock up between Guzan and Vlaar gifted their second, although Shelvey struck it really well. We're playing better than of late but if we keep gifting goals we've no chance of staying up especially this late in the season
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: OzVilla on April 26, 2014, 03:51:32 PM
If we were to get relegated, it would have been completely self inflicted by these clowns that run and manage the club.

If this club was not called Aston Villa FC I'd want them relegated to be honest. No ambition, dreadful anti football and just bobbing about above the relegation spots year after year.



Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on April 26, 2014, 03:52:07 PM
We are not playing too badly but Swansea seem to be playing on counter ,certainly they not holding onto the ball as long as usual.

Can still win this but need more from the left flank.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: seanthevillan on April 26, 2014, 03:53:28 PM
Playing better than last week, and prefer the tactic of trying to play football, rather than just counter attacking.

Albrighton putting in a typical performance - effort, movement, some decent end product, some giving the ball away cheaply. Again I'd say he has been our brightest player, and Westwood is doing ok in midfield.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 26, 2014, 03:53:56 PM
Our internet connection has just come back on, after being down all day. Think I might ring Orange and ask em to switch it off again.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ROBBO on April 26, 2014, 03:54:47 PM
Guzan at fault for their second behaving like a big girl about Boney being in his way and should have kicked it long.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 03:54:48 PM
Westwood and Albrighton aside, the team today is the same as every other week: no menace, devoid of any kind of spark or creativity, one dimensional and always, always looking like conceding daft goals.

I want to see some fucking fire in the bellies second half cause we way, way too close to the brink here.

Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on April 26, 2014, 03:56:52 PM
Just waiting for the Fulham goal now
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 03:57:21 PM
We better pray Fulham don't win
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 03:58:23 PM
Nice to see Gabby laughing and joking as he walked off at HT.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 26, 2014, 03:59:56 PM
If we were to get relegated, it would have been completely self inflicted by these clowns that run and manage the club.

If this club was not called Aston Villa FC I'd want them relegated to be honest. No ambition, dreadful anti football and just bobbing about above the relegation spots year after year.





Spot on .
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 26, 2014, 04:01:09 PM
Beeb has us ahead on possession and shots.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:01:11 PM
All the shit below us are showing a bit of fight. That's the thing that worries me most. We can't rely on us to drag ourselves out of the shit, because we are shit. We have to rely on the shit below us, who might not be quite as shit as us.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on April 26, 2014, 04:02:18 PM
No desire or passion in most of our players
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Pete on April 26, 2014, 04:03:14 PM
Guzan at fault for their second behaving like a big girl about Boney being in his way and should have kicked it long.

He also didn't seem to be in too much of a rush to get back to his line, virtually jogged back as it sailed over him.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:04:35 PM
I fully expect West Brom and Fulham to blow things late on.



*Clutches straws so tightly that blood seeps out of fingertips*
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:04:38 PM
Again, conceding too much space in the middle.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:05:51 PM
3-2, we're gonna win 3-2.

Hic.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:06:03 PM
Guzan at fault for their second behaving like a big girl about Boney being in his way and should have kicked it long.

He also didn't seem to be in too much of a rush to get back to his line, virtually jogged back as it sailed over him.

It all happened in a split second so I don't think him appearing to jog back was something intentional. He is at fault for the poor distribution that led to the goal.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on April 26, 2014, 04:06:11 PM
Nice to see Gabby laughing and joking as he walked off at HT.
I`d be laughing and joking if i had made as much out of football as he has for being distinctly below average.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: seanthevillan on April 26, 2014, 04:07:07 PM
That was actually decent from Gabby - skinned his man, decent cross.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on April 26, 2014, 04:07:29 PM
This is fucking shit.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 04:08:15 PM
Stupid push there Westwood
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:08:32 PM
Westwood's as thick as a whale turd.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 26, 2014, 04:08:33 PM
Baker is truly dire. No way is he Premier League standard.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on April 26, 2014, 04:10:49 PM
Started the second half very averagely.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on April 26, 2014, 04:11:17 PM
Baker is truly dire. No way is he Premier League standard.

To be honest you could say that about most of our players, Gabby included.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 04:11:29 PM
Baker really is absolutely shit
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:12:05 PM
Move, you thick dunces.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leighton on April 26, 2014, 04:12:22 PM
If we were to get relegated, it would have been completely self inflicted by these clowns that run and manage the club.

If this club was not called Aston Villa FC I'd want them relegated to be honest. No ambition, dreadful anti football and just bobbing about above the relegation spots year after year.





Totally agree. This Villa set-up is appalling.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:12:52 PM
Fulham winning 1 0
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: TEEJAY on April 26, 2014, 04:13:04 PM
Christ....Fulham have scored.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on April 26, 2014, 04:13:05 PM
Fulham winning.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:13:09 PM
Whatever happened to us being the come back specialists
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:13:15 PM
Shit. Fulham 1 up vs Hull.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 04:13:24 PM
Fulham winning 1 0


I feel sick.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 04:13:24 PM
Shitting myself that Fulham might score.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 26, 2014, 04:13:32 PM
it's all going horribly wrong. Stays like this the Hull game is momentous cos we'll get bugger all at Man City or Spurs.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:13:39 PM
We might have to start thinking about the unthinkable.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:13:46 PM
Fulham 1 up
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Percy McCarthy on April 26, 2014, 04:13:46 PM
Balls.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 26, 2014, 04:13:50 PM
Fulham winning - fuck
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:13:55 PM
Oh fucking good. fulham winning
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 26, 2014, 04:14:04 PM
Dunno about the first half, but to be fair, we don't seem to be hoofing it as much.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 04:14:04 PM
Oh bollocks.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:14:17 PM
Fulham winning 1 0


I feel sick.

Were down. Seriously seriously fucked
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:14:49 PM
We might have to start thinking about the unthinkable.
It's been on the agenda for years. We deserve to drop
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on April 26, 2014, 04:14:51 PM
Fulham 2-0
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:14:53 PM
2 up now Fulham.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on April 26, 2014, 04:15:06 PM
Who along with Norwich and Villa are for the drop?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 04:15:07 PM
We need at least a point here if Fulham win.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on April 26, 2014, 04:15:15 PM
fulham 2.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 26, 2014, 04:15:51 PM
Any chance of these gutless wankers showing some fight and pride.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:15:59 PM
We might have to start thinking about the unthinkable.
It's been on the agenda for years. We deserve to drop
Been thinking abou that for a while. Its been glaringly obvious for months.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:16:09 PM
Lambert will have to make a change soon. I can't think what though.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:16:13 PM
Fulham 2-0
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:16:16 PM
2-0 - pass the sick bag
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leighton on April 26, 2014, 04:16:24 PM
Allow me to swear.

Thundercunts. The lot of 'em.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:16:36 PM
Fulham now winning.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on April 26, 2014, 04:16:59 PM
Who along with Norwich and Villa are for the drop?

Er...Cardiff and Sunderland? They're both as shit as us.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:17:06 PM
2-0 Fulham.

Fucks sake, come on Villa
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on April 26, 2014, 04:17:13 PM
Does anyone enjoy even a tiny bit of this anymore?

Manager, clueless baboon chancer, deluded comments week after week, covering his own arse, above his head in water
Team, bunch of nobodies, shit nobodies you've never heard of or Academy ''youngsters'' that are approaching 23/24 years old
Chairman, doesn't give a fuck, seems as sharp as trigger from only fools and horses, employs yes men, mid life crisis purchase

The only thing we currently have is the support, the much maligned ''fickle'' support that turns up in thousands, week after week to watch no goals, no wins, records of incompetence broken. They are about the only thing i'm currently proud of with this club at the moment.

2-0 Fulham now, fucking ****** that run this club, WAKE UP WANKERS WE ARE IN THE SHIT.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 04:17:16 PM
When we concede the 3rd I think I'm going self impose a football ban in the Rigadon household.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:17:18 PM
This is a complete disaster. 1 point since Chelsea. It's almost harder to do that then get more than that.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 26, 2014, 04:18:00 PM
Are we showing any bit of fight or is it the same old shit?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 04:18:09 PM
Fuck. I was sure that we wouldn't need any more points. Now I think today is our best bet at getting the point we need.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 04:18:29 PM
Baker....  Big hopeless galoot.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 04:18:29 PM
We might have to start thinking about the unthinkable.
It's been on the agenda for years. We deserve to drop
Been thinking abou that for a while. Its been glaringly obvious for months.

As soon as Stoke, Fulham and Palace did the double over us in quick succession I thought we were gone. And probably deservedly
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: boboonthecorner on April 26, 2014, 04:18:45 PM
We might have to start thinking about the unthinkable.
It's been on the agenda for years. We deserve to drop

Totally agree with this. Too many idiots fucking about with the club for far too long. How our manager who's been involved with football for so long can't see how bad our defence is mystifying??!?!?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:18:50 PM
Blues losing and Blackpool winning. Blues in bottom 3!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:18:58 PM
I'm seriously seriously worried. This has been coming. It seems like this has been coming for the last few years. We've rode our luck and now it seems like it's firmly running out
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 04:19:02 PM
Are we showing any bit of fight or is it the same old shit?

Its not quite as bad as usual but it still isn't good enough
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Slaphead on April 26, 2014, 04:19:07 PM
Small Heath are screwed too
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: tomd2103 on April 26, 2014, 04:19:16 PM
Fulham now winning.

If Norwich win tomorrow then it is time to be seriously concerned.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on April 26, 2014, 04:19:19 PM
I don't care who Lambertwat brings on, just take off Baker and promise never to play him again.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 04:19:52 PM
This is our bad half then.  Great! 

Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:20:24 PM
Fulham now winning.

If Norwich win tomorrow then it is time to be seriously concerned.
Tonight ?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 26, 2014, 04:20:36 PM
This is the most stressed I've been in god knows how long. Come on Villa for Christ sake!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mazrim on April 26, 2014, 04:20:45 PM
It past time to be seriously concerned.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:20:51 PM
Delph has been poor. Drive lad, drive
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 04:20:55 PM
I am genuinely thinking we are done for this season, we are going down.

We have all the signs of a club on the way down - shit manager, training ground discord, puerile brainless chairman, all of it.

We look to me like Newcastle the season they went down.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:21:06 PM
Delph's been quiet today.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 26, 2014, 04:21:22 PM
Blues losing and Blackpool winning. Blues in bottom 3!

Normally that would be funny as fuck, but right now is about as important as deciding which pair of socks to put on tomorrow.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Slaphead on April 26, 2014, 04:21:34 PM
Norwich are playing Man United, a team managed by Ryan Giggs... it is safe to say that Norwich have a great chance.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on April 26, 2014, 04:21:43 PM
Delph has been poor. Drive lad, drive

After him coming on so well, it seems, as usual, we've dragged someone good down to our level.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on April 26, 2014, 04:21:50 PM
Blues losing and Blackpool winning. Blues in bottom 3!

Fuck Blues.;

Can someone shoot Baker, he looks like a demented calf the way he charges around. Whoever thinks that he has a career in the top two division you've been drinking lighter fuel.

Earth to Paul Lambert, Earth calling Paul Lambert. You are losing. Please do not bring on Robinson and Holt for the last 10 minutes and go 4-1-5
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 04:21:50 PM
That tops the shit of shitty throw ins - thrown directly out for a goal kick. Brilliant
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:22:10 PM
Next week v Hull is huge
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:22:10 PM
Fuck this I'm getting the wine out

I've not had a drink for four years, this is not good for me!
wow! good work Malandro, don't let the Villa ruin it

ha cheers Russon, doing great. Appreciate your help at the time.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:22:26 PM
I am genuinely thinking we are done for this season, we are going down.

We have all the signs of a club on the way down - shit manager, training ground discord, puerile brainless chairman, all of it.

We look to me like Newcastle the season they went down.

I agree with you Paulie-it's depressing viewing. Get Robinson on to score the equaliser and winner
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:22:27 PM
We've been banging on the shithouse door for ages, now we can hear the flush.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 04:22:30 PM
Jesus this looks bleak.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: boboonthecorner on April 26, 2014, 04:22:35 PM
Fulham now winning.

If Norwich win tomorrow then it is time to be seriously concerned.

I'm utterly sick of our safety relying on the results of other teams, why did we sign such spineless players?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on April 26, 2014, 04:22:39 PM
Looking like we'll have to win against hull then. How the fuck will we manage that in this form? I can see Bruce on the pitch again after the full time whistle
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on April 26, 2014, 04:22:40 PM
Norwich are playing Man United, a team managed by Ryan Giggs... it is safe to say that Norwich have a great chance.

Current champions against a team scraping above relegation. And you think they have a great chance. Anything other than a Man Utd win and I'll eat my hat.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on April 26, 2014, 04:22:46 PM
I am genuinely thinking we are done for this season, we are going down.

We have all the signs of a club on the way down - shit manager, training ground discord, puerile brainless chairman, all of it.

We look to me like Newcastle the season they went down.
Yes and they had 4 years of managed decline as well with some ludicrous management appointments
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: seanthevillan on April 26, 2014, 04:22:53 PM
About to bring Robinson on? At least he'll get enough time to make an impact.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 26, 2014, 04:23:12 PM
Been saying it for weeks - doomsday scenario - relegated at spurs on final day of the season - just like the Blues.

Nightmare.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on April 26, 2014, 04:23:15 PM
Looking like we'll have to win against hull then. How the fuck will we manage that in this form? I can see Bruce on the pitch again after the full time whistle

Yup. I was hoping they'd be safe by the time we played them and they'd be too occupied with the cup final. Maybe not...
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:23:21 PM
Fuck this I'm getting the wine out

I've not had a drink for four years, this is not good for me!
wow! good work Malandro, don't let the Villa ruin it

ha cheers Russon, doing great. Appreciate your help at the time.

Good work Malandro-keep it up!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on April 26, 2014, 04:23:25 PM
It's great to read that Darren Bents been good for Fulham since coming on.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 26, 2014, 04:23:29 PM
Results today are dire.
Norwich need to be thumped later on and Cardiff / Blunderland draw tomorrow and it still isn't hopeless.
Can we beat Hull Tigers at VP; probably not.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: preston28 on April 26, 2014, 04:23:42 PM
I am genuinely thinking we are done for this season, we are going down.

We have all the signs of a club on the way down - shit manager, training ground discord, puerile brainless chairman, all of it.

We look to me like Newcastle the season they went down.
Spot on.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:23:55 PM
Next week v Hull is huge

I wonder if it'll be a full house, get behind the lads
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:24:08 PM
Callum coming on
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Slaphead on April 26, 2014, 04:24:24 PM
Norwich are playing Man United, a team managed by Ryan Giggs... it is safe to say that Norwich have a great chance.

Current champions against a team scraping above relegation. And you think they have a great chance. Anything other than a Man Utd win and I'll eat my hat.

No offence mate but to think they have no chance then... well I don't know what but Man U are very beatable this season, have nothing at all to play for, have a manager looking after them with 0 coaching or managerial experience. Norwich have a very good chance of winning.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:24:32 PM
Surely he can't take Albrighton off? He's been our most creative player
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:24:38 PM
Looking like we'll have to win against hull then. How the fuck will we manage that in this form? I can see Bruce on the pitch again after the full time whistle
If he did that I don't think I could be held responsible for my actions.....
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:24:40 PM
One win needed and we can't get the f**ker.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on April 26, 2014, 04:24:47 PM
This has been coming ALL season.

From the 2nd month onwards the football has been diabolical and we've fluked a few wins in games we were caned. For months I was told look at the table, stfu we're midtable, nothing mentioned about how shite we were, now the chickens are home to roost and the whole club have reacted too late. The January business was shit, conducted by a shit manager financed by a shit chairman, everything is just shit.

Fucking shit.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:25:05 PM
I wonder if Lambert will do his let's-put-five-strikers-on thing today?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 04:25:20 PM
Surely he can't take Albrighton off? He's been our most creative player

He doesn't know what hes doing and I imagine the away fans are telling him that if that's whats happening.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leighton on April 26, 2014, 04:25:25 PM
If we lose today, then I'd much rather wasn't in charge next week against Hull. With him being there we'd have less chance of getting that vital three points than not. All he's offering us is fuck all.

We might not have much more joy without him next week, but every little bit helps.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:25:28 PM
Last season they scored at the death-football has a funny way of evening things up
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:25:30 PM
Fuck this I'm getting the wine out

I've not had a drink for four years, this is not good for me!
wow! good work Malandro, don't let the Villa ruin it

ha cheers Russon, doing great. Appreciate your help at the time.

Good work Malandro-keep it up!

cheers for that, been a long road. Shame about the villa though
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 26, 2014, 04:25:50 PM
We've been banging on the shithouse door for ages, now we can hear the flush.
maybe not the flush but we're certainly sat on the throne with our trousers around our ankles, gurning our faces off as we try to curl one down
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on April 26, 2014, 04:26:02 PM
Norwich are playing Man United, a team managed by Ryan Giggs... it is safe to say that Norwich have a great chance.

Current champions against a team scraping above relegation. And you think they have a great chance. Anything other than a Man Utd win and I'll eat my hat.

No offence mate but to think they have no chance then... well I don't know what but Man U are very beatable this season, have nothing at all to play for, have a manager looking after them with 0 coaching or managerial experience. Norwich have a very good chance of winning.

Remind me again who is managing Norwich...
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 04:26:40 PM
No it's Weimann that has come off.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:28:06 PM
Fuck me the Villa are depressing.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:28:07 PM
ha feel better seeing leeds two up!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Slaphead on April 26, 2014, 04:28:24 PM
Norwich are playing Man United, a team managed by Ryan Giggs... it is safe to say that Norwich have a great chance.

Current champions against a team scraping above relegation. And you think they have a great chance. Anything other than a Man Utd win and I'll eat my hat.

No offence mate but to think they have no chance then... well I don't know what but Man U are very beatable this season, have nothing at all to play for, have a manager looking after them with 0 coaching or managerial experience. Norwich have a very good chance of winning.

Remind me again who is managing Norwich...

You will have to remind me... I am not one to use the word "fact" but the... reality is, Man U are beatable. Norwich still have something massive to play for, Man U are on the beach, it may be an English beach but it is a beach.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:29:02 PM
We've been banging on the shithouse door for ages, now we can hear the flush.
maybe not the flush but we're certainly sat on the throne with our trousers around our ankles, gurning our faces off as we try to curl one down

Steady on old chap, we're not quite in the shithouse yet. But the previous occupant is wafting the door, saying: "you might want to leave it five minutes."
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 04:29:13 PM
ha feel better seeing leeds two up!

Got to admit it gives me no comfort whatsoever.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rjp on April 26, 2014, 04:29:34 PM
No it's Weimann that has come off.

He's had a poor game imo.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:29:35 PM
ha feel better seeing leeds two up!

Keep up the good work mate. But fuck me nothing they do can cheer me up right now. Factory of sadness.

Prove me wrong lads, prove me wrong.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: tomd2103 on April 26, 2014, 04:29:46 PM
Fulham now winning.

If Norwich win tomorrow then it is time to be seriously concerned.
Tonight ?

Apologies, it is tonight!!  If everything stays as it is and Norwich lose tonight, they will need 4 points from the last two games (Chelsea away and Arsenal at home) to catch us.  That is of course hoping that Cardiff and Sunderland are goners.  What a terrible position we have got ourselves in.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:30:15 PM
No it's Weimann that has come off.

He's had a poor game imo.
He's been shit all season
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: taylorsworkrate on April 26, 2014, 04:30:25 PM
SHIT
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on April 26, 2014, 04:30:34 PM
To think we're likely to finish beneath the baggies again as well. Desperate times
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:30:40 PM
We are fucking  down.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:30:40 PM
great marking lads. sack him please
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 04:30:45 PM
Game over. Really think we're down now
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:30:46 PM
All over
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 04:30:49 PM
Totally and utterly unmarked.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:30:56 PM
shit
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on April 26, 2014, 04:30:57 PM
Well that us down - no hope

Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:30:57 PM
You just knew it was coming. Just knew it.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:31:01 PM
That's it, folks. Shit or bust against Hull, now.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rjp on April 26, 2014, 04:31:01 PM
Well that's that.  I think this qualifies as a bad day.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 04:31:06 PM
There you go.

That is us in very very big trouble.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 26, 2014, 04:31:09 PM
Goodnight Vienna.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: seanthevillan on April 26, 2014, 04:31:15 PM
All over the place at the back, again, just relying on others to be worse than us. Terrible.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 26, 2014, 04:31:16 PM
All over
Isn't it just
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 04:31:17 PM
No it's Weimann that has come off.

He's had a poor game imo.
He's been shit all season

Sylla's drop off in form has been the most dramatic, followed by Weimann.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:31:25 PM
3 1 fuck we are doomed
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:31:37 PM
Fuck off !
Lambert has to go tonite
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:31:46 PM
Baker just headed it off Bertrand head.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:31:47 PM
Fuck off, utterly sick
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on April 26, 2014, 04:31:59 PM
All over
We are going down
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 04:32:05 PM
The only way we staying up is if Norwich don't get any points. The only way. Are you happy Lerner and Lambert?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:32:13 PM
We are fucking  down.
At least we have an attacking progressive manager.........
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Swansea are not even good.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on April 26, 2014, 04:32:18 PM
Not another point all season. 

I think that's it.

See you next week for more shit.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 04:32:28 PM
fuck   


Im starting to get worried
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 04:32:29 PM
Donkeys led by donkeys.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on April 26, 2014, 04:32:30 PM
It's ok everyone. Grant Holt is coming on.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on April 26, 2014, 04:32:31 PM
I'm sorry to say but we're going down
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on April 26, 2014, 04:32:31 PM
Atrocious marking. Such basic defending skills are not being done properly.

Sort it FFS.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:32:33 PM
There you go.

That is us in very very big trouble.

Down. We are fucked.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leighton on April 26, 2014, 04:32:39 PM
We're going down. A team in rapid free fall if ever I've seen one.

Rubbish.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:32:39 PM
Oh, here we are, an overweight 30-something is going to save us.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 26, 2014, 04:32:44 PM
Worst season ever. Please God, just make it stop.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:32:56 PM
great bring ya fat friend on and we'll lose another 2 goals
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Michel Sibble on April 26, 2014, 04:33:07 PM
Will Norwich do us a favour tonight....?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:33:18 PM
I still think we'll just about sneak survival, but fuck me. It really is a fucking joke that we are in this situation considering where we were after the Chavski game. We really are fucking it all up ourselves.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 04:33:20 PM
Fuck off !
Lambert has to go tonite

It has come to this. No excuse now, he's changed the coaches, it's done fuck all.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on April 26, 2014, 04:33:26 PM
What a dismal, sorry end to a piss poor season this is turning out to be.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 26, 2014, 04:33:30 PM
Bradford formation and tactics again.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:33:31 PM
Yes, he's doing it, lambert's tactical masterstroke. Push everybody up front.

The thick fuck.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on April 26, 2014, 04:33:31 PM
Oh, here we are, an overweight 30-something is going to save us.

This.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:33:38 PM
1 point from the last 18 available. shit
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Summers on April 26, 2014, 04:33:46 PM
Have no fear, here comes Grant Holt!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on April 26, 2014, 04:33:57 PM
Beat Hull or meet Hell.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 26, 2014, 04:34:03 PM
Fuck off !
Lambert has to go tonite
Y'know, I don't think it matters now.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mr underhill on April 26, 2014, 04:34:13 PM
what will it take for Lambert to get his P45?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:34:20 PM
Hull have pulled one back. I've always liked Steve Bruce.............
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 26, 2014, 04:34:28 PM
1 point from the last 18 available. shit

Disgrace.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:34:35 PM
Pws Hull will do us next week too. No benteke and we have nothing.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 26, 2014, 04:34:44 PM
The most depressing thing is that Lamber is still in a job. Again it just sums up the attitude of Lerner to Aston Villa. It's quite disgraceful what he's done to our great club these last 4 years.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:34:44 PM
is it me or do london clubs always fuck us up, playing our relegation rivals?!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 04:34:44 PM
How are the fans? Are they giving him shit?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:34:51 PM
So this is progress Lambert?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:35:02 PM
Can this useless twat just get sacked. Id have anyone but him in charge next week seeing how fucked we are now.
Were are totally fucked. HAVE to beat Hull, what are our chances of that!?
Any side in the world would have sacked the manager but oh not us.
We've had to out up being fed bullshit about how were progressing all year. Now it looks too little too late and the mask has firmly slipped.
Disgusting
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 04:35:35 PM
Free kick edge of area. Good job he took Bacuna off
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: OzVilla on April 26, 2014, 04:35:47 PM
So sick of this shit.

Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 04:35:57 PM
i wish gabbby would do that more often
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Michel Sibble on April 26, 2014, 04:35:57 PM
Fail to get anything at home to Hull and we deserve to go down.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on April 26, 2014, 04:36:13 PM
The only way we staying up is if Norwich don't get any points. The only way. Are you happy Lerner and Lambert?

Even that might not be enough though with makems playing Cardiff tom
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on April 26, 2014, 04:36:23 PM
How are the fans? Are they giving him shit?

The radio said some were drifting off after the third goal then I heard very loud boos when he brought holt on.

Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 26, 2014, 04:36:41 PM
Were fucked aren't we?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: enigma on April 26, 2014, 04:36:42 PM
Fuck this club. I'm so angry right now. Angry at our shit manager, awful players, wanker of a chairman (I'd honestly rather have Vincent Tan in charge, at least he's going down with a fight) and all those fans that still think Lambert is the right man for us.

Even if he does get sacked and we somehow manage to survive, the next manger is going to have a hell of a job on his hands sorting this club out.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:36:59 PM
come on hammers
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:37:02 PM
Pws Hull will do us next week too. No benteke and we have nothing.

I still think (or am desperately clinging onto straws) that we will get at least one more point from somewhere, plus i'm not convinced 2 sides will catch us anyway. Desperate measures!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:37:03 PM
Albion roll at Sunderland and it could see us gone
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 04:38:14 PM
Pws Hull will do us next week too. No benteke and we have nothing.

I still think (or am desperately clinging onto straws) that we will get at least one more point from somewhere, plus i'm not convinced 2 sides will catch us anyway. Desperate measures!

We cant defend for toffee. Hull will outfight and outthink like 90% of everyone else has this season.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:38:16 PM
Were fucked aren't we?

Yes
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 04:38:46 PM
0-3 Blues
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on April 26, 2014, 04:38:53 PM
We showed something in the first half, but nothing this half. The players aren't good enough and never were. Paring spending to the bone was irresponsible. There you go, Randy, reap what you sow.

And Lambert can fuck off as well; his players are mostly crap, and the men he brought in have no little hand in our predicament. The club is an absolute shambles from top to bottom.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 04:38:56 PM
I await with baited breath what Lambert is going to come up with as a post match comment this week.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 26, 2014, 04:39:08 PM
Without Benteke this team just has no genuine quality anywhere. If we do get relegated, we won't be coming back up any time soon. We're more likely to end up in League One.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:39:14 PM
So this is progress Lambert?
He's got a project you know. Creating something special.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:39:46 PM
Come on West Ham and Hull. Pathetic we're reduced to hoping they help us.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:39:51 PM
My brain hurts:
What would need to happen results wise with whose below us, to send us down?
(Presuming we don't even pick up 1 more point)
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 26, 2014, 04:39:58 PM
"We want Lambert out".
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 04:40:01 PM
So this is progress Lambert?
He's got a project you know. Creating something special.
We're young and hungry with a bright future.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on April 26, 2014, 04:41:00 PM
We could do with Hull coming back at Craven Cottage. If they need the points next week, I would back Bruce over Lambert.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:41:25 PM
How on earth has it come to this? Even the most pessimistic of Villa fan didn't see us losing 5 of 6 since Chelsea. What the hell has happened to us?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:41:38 PM
Manure team to face Norwich. I fucking hate that Villa make me hope Manure batter the smeg out of them.

De Gea; Jones, Vidic (c), Ferdinand, Evra; Valencia, Carrick, Cleverley, Kagawa; Welbeck, Rooney.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:42:05 PM
What would you give for a West Ham and Hull goal now
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 04:42:08 PM
shelvey would walk into our team


how times have changed
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 04:42:20 PM
Remember how we talked about being a mid table side?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:42:31 PM
How on earth has it come to this? Even the most pessimistic of Villa fan didn't see us losing 5 of 6 since Chelsea. What the hell has happened to us?

It's baffling. Even for this, the most unpredictable of Villa sides.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 26, 2014, 04:43:06 PM
0-3 Blues

Blackpool winning 2-0
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:43:07 PM
What would you give for a West Ham and Hull goal now

I'd give up my 10 quid on us to go at 25/1.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 04:43:11 PM
How on earth has it come to this? Even the most pessimistic of Villa fan didn't see us losing 5 of 6 since Chelsea. What the hell has happened to us?

It's like a nightmare.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:43:13 PM
How on earth has it come to this? Even the most pessimistic of Villa fan didn't see us losing 5 of 6 since Chelsea. What the hell has happened to us?

we are getting what most of the performances have warranted. All of the good wins (Chelsea, Man city and Arse) were on the whole, fortunate
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on April 26, 2014, 04:43:28 PM
Were done for, and the worst part about it, we deserve it, no complaints, no excuses, we are cack, utter fucking cack.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 04:43:29 PM
Four years ago yesterday we beat Birmingham 1-0 with a Milner penalty and still in with a chance of 4th. Look where we are now.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:43:38 PM
Remember how we talked about being a mid table side?
Mid - table championship ?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 26, 2014, 04:43:44 PM
Sacking the manager doesn't matter now.
It's too late to make a difference.
We are just a very,very poor premier league who are now getting what they deserve.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: seanthevillan on April 26, 2014, 04:43:50 PM
Commentators right, we've given up.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:43:58 PM
We could do with Hull coming back at Craven Cottage. If they need the points next week, I would back Bruce over Lambert.

I'd back Bruce Forsyth over Lambert.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leighton on April 26, 2014, 04:44:06 PM
I feel physically sick. This is gut wrenching stuff.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mal on April 26, 2014, 04:44:10 PM
Remember how we talked about being a mid table side?
Mid - table championship ?

Two divisions above them?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:44:13 PM
Remember how we talked about being a mid table side?

Yes, a season without relegation worries.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on April 26, 2014, 04:44:18 PM
Hull equalise!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:44:24 PM
How on earth has it come to this? Even the most pessimistic of Villa fan didn't see us losing 5 of 6 since Chelsea. What the hell has happened to us?

It's baffling. Even for this, the most unpredictable of Villa sides.

I never thought I'd type this, but I really just want everyone gone. I hope Randy sells to someone who actually wants to win, and that person hires a new board and manager as soon as possible. Fuck me, this is utterly fucking miserable.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 04:44:31 PM
Fulham 2-2 hull
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on April 26, 2014, 04:44:36 PM
Four years ago yesterday we beat Birmingham 1-0 with a Milner penalty and still in with a chance of 4th. Look where we are now.

Seems like a lifetime ago
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 26, 2014, 04:44:39 PM
Hull goooooaaaaallll
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:44:43 PM
phew, that is a bonus
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: shipscat on April 26, 2014, 04:44:53 PM
C'mon Hull.Imagine that statement 2008!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 26, 2014, 04:44:57 PM
What would you give for a West Ham and Hull goal now

Your left bollock.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:45:03 PM
I await with baited breath what Lambert is going to come up with as a post match comment this week.
It was a close fought encounter we didn't deserve that, the lads did well. Its like DOL They are an honest bunch of players.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on April 26, 2014, 04:45:08 PM
Shane Long may have just saved Villa.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Michel Sibble on April 26, 2014, 04:45:10 PM
Fulham back in bottom three.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 26, 2014, 04:45:18 PM
I hope fucking Lerner is watching this.
Or has fucked off already ?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:45:25 PM
HULL 2 2
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 26, 2014, 04:45:29 PM
So this is progress Lambert?
He's got a project you know. Creating something special.
We're young and hungry with a bright future.

Yep, we'll be watching our captain lift a cup at Wembley in a few years' time.

The Johnstone's Paint Trophy.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:45:39 PM
What would you give for a West Ham and Hull goal now

Your left bollock.

I'd give my right bollock for us to stay up
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:45:59 PM
Darren bent injury time winner is bound to happen
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrastonvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:46:11 PM
A Hull winner to much to hope for?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 26, 2014, 04:46:26 PM
Viva Senhor Batatahead!
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:46:37 PM
Fonz scores for Cov
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:46:38 PM
Get in there Hull, you hullish bastards.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:46:42 PM
Come on Hull
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on April 26, 2014, 04:46:49 PM
Hull, I love you. Celebrated that goal as if it was us
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on April 26, 2014, 04:46:50 PM
I've just massively celebrated a goal by Hull City. Jeez.....
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: not3bad on April 26, 2014, 04:46:50 PM
I've always liked Steve Bruce
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 04:46:59 PM
we do our best to keep all these teams in the Prem except us
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:47:00 PM
Come on wessam
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 26, 2014, 04:47:05 PM
2-2 Shane Long for Hull
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on April 26, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
@MatKendrick: Loud chants of ‘What the ******* hell is this?’, ‘We want our Villa back’, and ‘We want Lambert out' from the #avfc fans
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on April 26, 2014, 04:47:34 PM
I hope fucking Lerner is watching this.
Or has fucked off already ?

He fucked off three years ago.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 26, 2014, 04:47:42 PM
As I said, I think we'll sneak staying up purely because other clubs are too shit to take advantage of how shit we are.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leighton on April 26, 2014, 04:47:56 PM
I hope our great away support give Lambert hell.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on April 26, 2014, 04:48:12 PM
We've given up
Absolute disgrace
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:48:13 PM
Come on you tigers.... did i really say that?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on April 26, 2014, 04:48:18 PM
So this is progress Lambert?
He's got a project you know. Creating something special.
We're young and hungry with a bright future.

Yep, we'll be watching our captain lift a cup at Wembley in a few years' time.

The Johnstone's Paint Trophy.

Give him until Christmas, it will all get better you know...
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chipsticks on April 26, 2014, 04:48:24 PM
Hull have equalised at Fulham! Huge goal for us, gives us an extra 2 points on the drop zone.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villan from luton on April 26, 2014, 04:48:31 PM
It is a fucking disgrace that we have come to the point that we are praying that other clubs help us out. Lambert, you should do the honourable thing and fuck off out of our club this evening, you are a prize prick. Let us sneak through this season and hopefully Lerner will fuck off and sell up to someone who wants us to win
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Legion on April 26, 2014, 04:48:41 PM
They are.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:49:45 PM
I hope somebody gets the chance to see randy face to face before he fucks off
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 26, 2014, 04:49:52 PM
They are.
Giving lambert hell?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:49:57 PM
I said at HT that I expected Fulham and West Brom to blow it. It would be useful if West Brom held up their end of the deal.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on April 26, 2014, 04:50:01 PM
@MatKendrick: Loud chants of ‘What the ******* hell is this?’, ‘We want our Villa back’, and ‘We want Lambert out' from the #avfc fans

Totally deserved for the idiot
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 26, 2014, 04:50:15 PM
Pen to swansea
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:50:18 PM
Fuck a penalty now
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 04:50:19 PM
If only that bearded bloke was Mellberg
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:50:23 PM
Penalty to Swansea
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on April 26, 2014, 04:50:23 PM
Sack Lambert and sack him now!  Not having any manager is preferable than him.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Legion on April 26, 2014, 04:50:25 PM
They are.
Giving lambert hell?

Yes.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:50:26 PM
We're desperate.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 26, 2014, 04:50:37 PM
We look like a rabble.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: seanthevillan on April 26, 2014, 04:50:44 PM
Since Holt came on we've been ragged. Fallen apart.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 26, 2014, 04:50:46 PM
@MatKendrick: Loud chants of ‘What the ******* hell is this?’, ‘We want our Villa back’, and ‘We want Lambert out' from the #avfc fans

How he survives after the same thing weekend after weekend is a shocker
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:50:52 PM
gotta go after this, he's a helluva negative influence
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 04:50:53 PM
Penalty against Baker. Why does Lambert keep playi..................oh fuck it I give up. I've really had enough now
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 04:50:55 PM
oh ffs
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 26, 2014, 04:51:03 PM
Thickie Villa.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:51:11 PM
Baker should never have started.  Clark is significantly better.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:51:23 PM
4 1 shit
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on April 26, 2014, 04:51:24 PM
Baker....really??
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 26, 2014, 04:51:32 PM
Swansea are shite as well
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:51:45 PM
another game with more than 4 conceded.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 26, 2014, 04:51:48 PM
3rd 4-1 defeat in 6 games is it?
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 26, 2014, 04:51:51 PM
Fuck you Lambert. Fuck you. 4 1 at Swansea. ******
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 26, 2014, 04:52:00 PM
We are just so fucking brainless, right through the club, top to bottom.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on April 26, 2014, 04:52:02 PM
He has to go. If only to give us a chance of something next week.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 04:52:13 PM
embarrassing
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 26, 2014, 04:52:15 PM
4-1 to Swansea.
FUCKING SWANSEA.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on April 26, 2014, 04:52:22 PM
I said at christmas our defence would be improved even by danny shittu
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villasjf on April 26, 2014, 04:52:31 PM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Michel Sibble on April 26, 2014, 04:52:32 PM
Fulham 2-2 Hull City FT
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 26, 2014, 04:52:35 PM
whats he still doing here
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: boboonthecorner on April 26, 2014, 04:52:36 PM
another game with more than 4 conceded.

We thought McLeish was bad. This ****** has taken us to a whole new level.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on April 26, 2014, 04:52:39 PM
What sickens me most is Lambert will get paid off when he is sacked, if I performed as badly as he has at work I would be fired and that would be that.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on April 26, 2014, 04:52:45 PM
we were actually playing some alright stuff going forward for a bit before Holt came on. The Bradford tactics then though and route one ridicule.

Think Robinson has looked reasonably lively since he came on. Westwood though looks distinctly lightweight compared to even Shelvey or De Guzman. Lowton and Baker are appalling defenders. Vlaar also has been muck and is a terrible captain.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mazrim on April 26, 2014, 04:52:49 PM
I don't ever want to see Nathan Baker in a Villa shirt again. Not even on a historical photo.
Title: Re: Swansea City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 26, 2014, 04:52:49 PM
I genuinely absolutely cannot understand why he keeps playing Baker ahead of Clark.
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