Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Desontheholte on April 06, 2014, 05:03:54 PM
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Just wondered if fans could have one question for Lambert what would it be? I would have to ask. Why don't u just do the right thing and leave our club? Aston villa is to big for you!
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do you use that phrase in the bedroom?
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Red sauce or brown sauce?
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So many questions, but mine would be - is the "young and hungry" transfer policy yours or a remit you are working under?
I think it is important to know that because if it is something that has been dictated to him then I'd feel more sympathetic than if it is something he personally wants to work to.
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Mine would be: are you for real?
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dark or milk chocolate Digestives?
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What is the plan exactly ?
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How many of our lads will make the plane for Brazil??
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What the feck do you lot do all week?
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what happened to the brand of football you practised at Norwich
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What are the quantitative targets of the project?
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My question would be, as it often is "What? Say that again please?".
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Is there a wages cap? If you answer "no, nothing like that" as per usual, then what is your excuse for this appalling clusterfuck?
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Do you have Jurgen Klopp's phone number?
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I would say "Ked Dodd's Dad's dog's dead. Pass it on."
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"Why didn't Barry..."
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a sphincter says what
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Have we got a video?
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To which he would reply "Mr Shin, we have loads of videos, it's players we don't have"
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You still here?
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are you taking the piss Paul ?
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Are non of our academy players really not good enough to get in the side or does your face need to fit?
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Why don't you read then act on this, lost soul?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26838116
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You were a very good footballer, why dont our club try to play decent football you miserable fecker
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If you weren't up to the task of managing Aston Villa- would you walk away?
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Just wondered Paul why did u make Darren Bent captain one week then drop him like a stone the week after and run him out the club? Was u pissed? Soz 2 questions
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Taxi or do you have your own car.
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How do you feel about badgers?
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Can you please resign immediately Paul?
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How did you obtain your coaching badges?
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When did you first start supporting Blose?
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My question would be is how bad do we have to become before you do the honourable thing and resign
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Can you pay for my season ticket please?
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Which one of the following is the most embarrassing for you.
Chelsea 8 nil
Bradford x 2
Worst Man U team in a generation beats us 7 - 1
Fulham with a minus 42 goal difference doing the double over us
Sheff utd
Millwall
Signing Bowery
Home record
Being unable to sign a decent left back
Leaving the defence to sort themseves out
The piss poor quality of our coaching
The piss poor quality of our ball retention
The piss poor quality of our tactics
Continaully playing gabby, benteke and weimman up front when it clearly doesnt work
Not signing Gareth Barry
And finally, not really having a clue with managing AVFC, being paid a shed load of cash and maybe getting a 4 year contract
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Why don't you just f#ck off?
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On our FB page (https://www.facebook.com/handv/posts/827283677299192)
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You had it turned around last season, and started this year very brightly. Three games in, and it all started to go badly wrong. What happened?
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How do you set out your team to play?
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On our FB page (https://www.facebook.com/handv/posts/827283677299192)
Classy.
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Paul, have you any idea how to turn this around?
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On our FB page (https://www.facebook.com/handv/posts/827283677299192)
Classy.
It beggars belief.
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I fully understand people wanting him sacked but like some of the stuff hurled at McLeish why does it need to be so abusive or personal? There's no need for it. He didn't molest children. He's a football manager.
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I fully understand people wanting him sacked but like some of the stuff hurled at McLeish why does it need to be so abusive or personal? There's no need for it. He didn't molest children. He's a football manager.
I have had to report and delete a comment regarding his daughters that was well out of order.
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I fully understand people wanting him sacked but like some of the stuff hurled at McLeish why does it need to be so abusive or personal? There's no need for it. He didn't molest children. He's a football manager.
I have had to report and delete a comment regarding his daughters that was well out of order.
That's disgusting. And way out of line. Let's get some perspective here folks.
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The thread title is just inviting offensive comments though. Did you really think there wouldn't be any daft questions?
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How do you think it is going?
That's my question for Paul, BTW, not an invitation for feedback on the progression of this thread.
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Personal abuse has absolutely no place and people need to get a level of perspective.
I'd ask him, do you have any sort of solution to our home form?
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As said on another thread, it's open letter season. Lots of "dear mr Lerner" this and "dear Paul lambert" that. There's no need to get personal really. His position appears untenable though.
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Or failing that, are you a pheasant plucker? or just his mate?
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Were you the first man on the moon?
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Paul, if you could go back to your time at Villa what would you have done differently?
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Norwich are looking for a manager. Would you like us to drive you down the A47 ourselves?
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Norwich are looking for a manager. Would you like us to drive you down the A47 ourselves?
Norwich would rather be relegated than take Lambert back or deal with us. They really hate us in the boardroom.
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How much do you want to leave?
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Would you go back to Norwich please
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Forget Norwich, pleass do the reverse to McLeish. Join thd scum and send them down too.
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Fancy a job as a Malaysian airline pilot?
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Why bother giving us the flannel of a possible N'Zogbia comeback when it was obvious he was never going to play for Villa again.
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Will a boy ever be born who could outswim a shark?
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Explain Bowery coming on in the 90th minute for Albrighton .
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Is it the players who are not good enough for this level, the management or both?
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Be truthful with us and please tell us the exact constraints you are having to work under.
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Explain Bowery coming on in the 90th minute for Albrighton .
Just bloody clueless.
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Explain Bowery coming on in the 90th minute for Albrighton .
Just bloody clueless.
I took Bowery's introduction to the be the old tactic where everyone runs into the penalty area hoping to get on the end of an up and under. That tactic that has been so effective previously.
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Explain Bowery coming on in the 90th minute for Albrighton .
Just bloody clueless.
I took Bowery's introduction to the be the old tactic where everyone runs into the penalty area hoping to get on the end of an up and under. That tactic that has been so effective previously.
Indeed, Bradford being the classic example.
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Mustard on a sausage sandwich! Are you mad?
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Is the number 846 possible or necessary?
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Which one of the following is the most embarrassing for you.
Chelsea 8 nil
Bradford x 2
Worst Man U team in a generation beats us 7 - 1
Fulham with a minus 42 goal difference doing the double over us
Sheff utd
Millwall
Signing Bowery
Home record
Being unable to sign a decent left back
Leaving the defence to sort themseves out
The piss poor quality of our coaching
The piss poor quality of our ball retention
The piss poor quality of our tactics
Continaully playing gabby, benteke and weimman up front when it clearly doesnt work
Not signing Gareth Barry
And finally, not really having a clue with managing AVFC, being paid a shed load of cash and maybe getting a 4 year contract
This sums it up well.
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What is the project?
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Can Superman outrun the flash?
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Do you own more than one quilted jacket
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The list forgot - according to stats:
Top of the long ball table.
Bottom of the 'fair play' table.
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Can we go again?
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Why are you getting on everybody's wick?
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Do you feel that you are the man you were at Dortmund, Colchester and Norwich? If not, what has happened to change you?
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Did you know Sunderland are winning Mr Lambert?
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Do you think your career will go off the rails when you part with Villa in the same way every other Villa manager's has in my time supporting them?
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Match of the day or football league show?
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Where is any supposed Dortmund style model
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Taxi or do you have your own car.
I'll drive you out of Birmingham, as far North as possible!
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What is it that you and the players actually do at BH all week?
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I fully understand people wanting him sacked but like some of the stuff hurled at McLeish why does it need to be so abusive or personal? There's no need for it. He didn't molest children. He's a football manager.
I have had to report and delete a comment regarding his daughters that was well out of order.
That's disgusting. And way out of line. Let's get some perspective here folks.
Unacceptable. I'm not happy with Lambert, but to wish ill on his family is out of order.
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What is the capital of Peru?
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What is the capital of Peru?
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Mr. Lambert WHY????
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Considering you did such a fine job (and he did) at Norwich, why have you struggled so much since coming to Villa park?.
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Did you know Sunderland are winning Mr Lambert?
Which was your favourite of the 5 Tottenham goals against Sunderland, Mr Lambert?
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Can you actually see what is going on through those glasses.?
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How many more humiliations have u got for us Paul???