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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: dl9 on April 05, 2014, 11:12:33 PM

Title: Dear Lambert....
Post by: dl9 on April 05, 2014, 11:12:33 PM
Dear Lambert,

Have just got home from ano 200 mile round trip for a home match. I actually knew we were going to lose (again) today but I'm finally putting my disappointment in words because its gone past a joke now.

Next week,  I'll be coming up to B'ham on Friday night solely to get the train back down to London (whet I live in exile) to see us lose to Palace. Why?  Because I enjoy the Craig with our kid and the lads...the football part of the day being the inconvenience.

I used to live in Solihull where it would be easier to slope off after each of our 9 home league defeats without bother, however back to London is a chore and you are a right wanker for playing shit players out of position. Baker wouldn't get into my son's under 10 Sunday morning side, Bennett is a wanker & Weimann gave up 10 minutes after you gave him a new contract. I really don't care if the PC brigade get on my back after this email. Bollox to them, I pay my. Money, I travel and I deserve the right to voice my disdain. We won't go down this season but we are skirting with it each year and its only a matter of time before we do. You're a twat Lambert as you accept mediocrity as the norm and anyone disagreeing with me on here is just as much of a twat themselves. I was at high bury when we won the league, in Rotterdam when we won the European cup, so if there are any newbies on here wanting to challenge me they can f*ck off. That's me. Done.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: SheffieldVillain on April 05, 2014, 11:14:38 PM
anyone disagreeing with me on here is just as much of a twat themselves.

Charming.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: BoskoDjembaSalifou on April 05, 2014, 11:18:19 PM
Embarrassing post, mate.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Witton Warrior on April 05, 2014, 11:24:32 PM
See that passion? Some words misplaced but this is what we have come to...
I feel your pain mate, sit down, have a drink and draw on the good times.
All the Villa, stick together

UTV
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: andyh on April 05, 2014, 11:27:55 PM
Nothing embarrassing there, just the words of the frustrated and demoralised.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: claret and blue blood on April 05, 2014, 11:38:01 PM
Best laugh all night mate,I know you're serious,and it's what we all said coming out today,chin up mate,we'll come again one day.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: stuart445 on April 05, 2014, 11:41:39 PM
Dear Lambert,

Have just got home from ano 200 mile round trip for a home match. I actually knew we were going to lose (again) today but I'm finally putting my disappointment in words because its gone past a joke now.

Next week,  I'll be coming up to B'ham on Friday night solely to get the train back down to London (whet I live in exile) to see us lose to Palace. Why?  Because I enjoy the Craig with our kid and the lads...the football part of the day being the inconvenience.

I used to live in Solihull where it would be easier to slope off after each of our 9 home league defeats without bother, however back to London is a chore and you are a right wanker for playing shit players out of position. Baker wouldn't get into my son's under 10 Sunday morning side, Bennett is a wanker & Weimann gave up 10 minutes after you gave him a new contract. I really don't care if the PC brigade get on my back after this email. Bollox to them, I pay my. Money, I travel and I deserve the right to voice my disdain. We won't go down this season but we are skirting with it each year and its only a matter of time before we do. You're a twat Lambert as you accept mediocrity as the norm and anyone disagreeing with me on here is just as much of a twat themselves. I was at high bury when we won the league, in Rotterdam when we won the European cup, so if there are any newbies on here wanting to challenge me they can f*ck off. That's me. Done.

I hear what you're saying and you are right you deserve an opinion as does everyone.  But if we sack him who would do a better job? Houllier came and went didn't work, Mcleish appointed didn't work and was sacked. Now this is the first time I've said this and I'm going to nail my colours to the mast, it is down to Lerner things will not change by sacking Lambert it'll be the same with the next manager.

What really needs to happen is Lerner need to financially back Lambert with Transfer funds and Wages instead of just giving him the transfer funds but forcing an unworkable wage cap.  There is absolutely no excuse now Given and Bent will be gone in the summer and Lerner has written the debt off so he has no excuse anymore not to properly financially back the manager.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Rudy65 on April 05, 2014, 11:41:44 PM
Dear Lambert,

Have just got home from ano 200 mile round trip for a home match. I actually knew we were going to lose (again) today but I'm finally putting my disappointment in words because its gone past a joke now.

Next week,  I'll be coming up to B'ham on Friday night solely to get the train back down to London (whet I live in exile) to see us lose to Palace. Why?  Because I enjoy the Craig with our kid and the lads...the football part of the day being the inconvenience.

I used to live in Solihull where it would be easier to slope off after each of our 9 home league defeats without bother, however back to London is a chore and you are a right wanker for playing shit players out of position. Baker wouldn't get into my son's under 10 Sunday morning side, Bennett is a wanker & Weimann gave up 10 minutes after you gave him a new contract. I really don't care if the PC brigade get on my back after this email. Bollox to them, I pay my. Money, I travel and I deserve the right to voice my disdain. We won't go down this season but we are skirting with it each year and its only a matter of time before we do. You're a twat Lambert as you accept mediocrity as the norm and anyone disagreeing with me on here is just as much of a twat themselves. I was at high bury when we won the league, in Rotterdam when we won the European cup, so if there are any newbies on here wanting to challenge me they can f*ck off. That's me. Done.

Passion!
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on April 05, 2014, 11:42:58 PM
I will pass the note on to Paul next time I see him.

Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: richard moore on April 05, 2014, 11:58:19 PM
I will pass the note on to Paul next time I see him.



Thanks for making me laugh out loud
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: bill on April 05, 2014, 11:59:24 PM
Dear Lambert,

Have just got home from ano 200 mile round trip for a home match. I actually knew we were going to lose (again) today but I'm finally putting my disappointment in words because its gone past a joke now.

Next week,  I'll be coming up to B'ham on Friday night solely to get the train back down to London (whet I live in exile) to see us lose to Palace. Why?  Because I enjoy the Craig with our kid and the lads...the football part of the day being the inconvenience.

I used to live in Solihull where it would be easier to slope off after each of our 9 home league defeats without bother, however back to London is a chore and you are a right wanker for playing shit players out of position. Baker wouldn't get into my son's under 10 Sunday morning side, Bennett is a wanker & Weimann gave up 10 minutes after you gave him a new contract. I really don't care if the PC brigade get on my back after this email. Bollox to them, I pay my. Money, I travel and I deserve the right to voice my disdain. We won't go down this season but we are skirting with it each year and its only a matter of time before we do. You're a twat Lambert as you accept mediocrity as the norm and anyone disagreeing with me on here is just as much of a twat themselves. I was at high bury when we won the league, in Rotterdam when we won the European cup, so if there are any newbies on here wanting to challenge me they can f*ck off. That's me. Done.

Passion!

Hard to think of anyone who would not do a btter job actually.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: passitsideways on April 06, 2014, 12:01:29 AM
It's just football, lads.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Leighton on April 06, 2014, 01:08:27 AM
I understand where dl9 is coming from.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 06, 2014, 01:28:55 AM
It's just football, lads.

Now there's a silly post ;)
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Tugby Villain on April 06, 2014, 08:41:40 AM
Embarrassing post, mate.

Why?
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: olaftab on April 06, 2014, 08:49:00 AM

anyone disagreeing with me on here is just as much of a twat themselves.
Understand your pain but there is no need to refer to fellow posters as twats.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: paulcomben on April 06, 2014, 08:53:11 AM
Consider the hour. Drink may have been taken, which is fair enough and so is the resulting well justified rant. Actually, not many of us are about to disagree and thus fall into the twat category.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: robbo1874 on April 06, 2014, 09:00:59 AM
The loss was sadly inevitable. Watched it with a Fulham supporting mate and told him before the match- don't worry mate, we'll bend over for you. Club's a joke right now. Fucking shit villa sort it out.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Nelly on April 06, 2014, 09:09:03 AM
Dear Lerner,


I appreciate all the off the pitch things you've done for Villa. You seem like a decent person but I feel it's my duty as a cow to milk - sorry, I mean fan, to tell you that the financial restrictions you've planted on the club are slowly drowning it. We cannot compete with a squad made of footballing chaff. Anyone who disagrees with me is a total arse, clearly. Sort it out.

Nelly.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on April 06, 2014, 09:47:18 AM
Dear God,
Why am I getting so fat and losing my hair? Anyone on here who is slim and has lots of hair is a twat.

(No disrespect to the OP, thought it was a justifiable, heartfelt rant)
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Rigadon on April 06, 2014, 10:12:17 AM
Open letter season is upon us.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Clampy on April 06, 2014, 10:14:23 AM
I understand the frustration but it was a shockingly written letter.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 06, 2014, 10:15:53 AM
I understand the frustration but it was a shockingly written letter.

He's probably pissed, but you can understand his frustrations.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Des Little on April 06, 2014, 10:19:27 AM

anyone disagreeing with me on here is just as much of a twat themselves.
Understand your pain but there is no need to refer to fellow posters as twats.

I'm a twat. I buy a season ticket year in, year out and watch utter bilge home and away. I think I qualify for the title!
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on April 06, 2014, 10:22:43 AM
Don't we use first names anymore?

Mc
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Des Little on April 06, 2014, 10:28:57 AM
I do. Fuck off Paul!
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: not3bad on April 06, 2014, 11:16:29 AM
The loss was sadly inevitable.

I was expecting Villa to lose, especially when I saw Gabby and Delph were out.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: class_of_82 on April 06, 2014, 11:47:14 AM
200 mile round trip you lucky lucky barstad mine is 320 and i seen us go into the 3rd div.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: eamonn on April 06, 2014, 12:47:19 PM
It's just football, lads.

Now there's a silly post ;)

Give him a ball and a yard of grass.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Malandro on April 06, 2014, 12:54:23 PM
I do. Fuck off Paul!

all together 'Fuck off Paul'
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: BoskoDjembaSalifou on April 06, 2014, 12:55:34 PM
Embarrassing post, mate.

Why?

Mainly the insults, no need for them.
Title: Re: Dear Lambert....
Post by: Malandro on April 06, 2014, 12:56:48 PM


these fans deserve to be called twats :)
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