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Title: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Dave on March 23, 2014, 02:44:47 PM
We could probably do with one of these.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 02:50:51 PM
Have the clocks not gone forward yet in the UK?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 02:51:58 PM
Have the clocks not gone forward yet in the UK?

Next weekend - lets have an early goal today please villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 02:56:54 PM
Blimey, they went forward three weeks ago over here. Wonder why such a difference?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: WarszaVillan on March 23, 2014, 03:03:31 PM
Guzan, Bacuna, Bertrand, Westwood, Vlaar, Baker, El Ahmadi, Delph, Benteke, Weimann, Agbonlahor.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 23, 2014, 03:03:35 PM
So I have to get up extra early whilst on holiday for the toddler water confidence swimming lesson I reckon.

Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 03:04:04 PM
Blimey, they went forward three weeks ago over here. Wonder why such a difference?

Always been last weekend in march as far as I know .
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: WarszaVillan on March 23, 2014, 03:05:17 PM
subs: Steer, Sylla, Holt, Clark, Albrighton, Bennett, Robinson.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 03:05:21 PM
Guzan, Bacuna, Bertrand, Westwood, Vlaar, Baker, El Ahmadi, Delph, Benteke, Weimann, Agbonlahor.

Wow, a lambert teamsheet with no surprises .
Lets blow these turkeys away in style ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on March 23, 2014, 03:06:47 PM
Stoke City FC@stokecity Retweeted by Aston Villa FCSCFC XI v @AVFCOfficial Begovic; Pieters, Shawcross, Wilson, Cameron; Arnautovic, Palacios, Whelan, Nzonzi, Odemwingie; Crouch
15:03
Aston Villa FC@AVFCOfficial#AVFC subs: Steer, Sylla, Holt, Clark, Albrighton, Bennett, Robinson.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: OCD on March 23, 2014, 03:09:10 PM
Harsh on Bennett.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 03:09:34 PM
Guzan, Bacuna, Bertrand, Westwood, Vlaar, Baker, El Ahmadi, Delph, Benteke, Weimann, Agbonlahor.

The correct line up. Glad Bertrand is back in. Good to see KEA is able to play also.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 03:10:21 PM
Come on Villa please win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 03:16:37 PM
Guzan, Bacuna, Bertrand, Westwood, Vlaar, Baker, El Ahmadi, Delph, Benteke, Weimann, Agbonlahor.

The correct line up. Glad Bertrand is back in. Good to see KEA is able to play also.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Olneythelonely on March 23, 2014, 03:17:14 PM
Harsh on Bennett.

Very harsh.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on March 23, 2014, 03:21:05 PM
If you loan players, you have to play them. Otherwise they get really arsey about it. But it is harsh on Bennett.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: murfee on March 23, 2014, 03:26:52 PM
No you don't .we have a bone fide squad member who had a big confidence boosting game last week.we should play him ahead of a player who may never play for us again after the season ends.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on March 23, 2014, 03:34:36 PM
I had a treble today of Villa, spurs and rangers.
Do I cash out before kick off or plough on!?
Come on you villa boys
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on March 23, 2014, 03:36:42 PM
0-0 written all over it
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 23, 2014, 03:37:30 PM
COYVB! Bit harsh on Albrighton after his good stuff last week, but Weimann was also good so could plausibly go either way.

I'm just so relieved that a nice mid-table affair with almost no pressure on the game will grace VP for the first time since MON (pretty much). We're not out of it, but hopefully the relative lack of pressure on the players can help them give an entertaining performance.

It's all on Westwood for me - when he plays well, we do.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 03:39:32 PM
0-0 written all over it

You know that how? Are our forwards and their forwards not playing?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: silhillvilla on March 23, 2014, 03:45:44 PM
0-0 written all over it

You know that how? Are our forwards and their forwards not playing?
Stoke will stifle the game and we struggle to break teams down who sit back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 23, 2014, 03:47:10 PM
Just like we struggled against Norwich ;).

Now, I'm not saying we're suddenly Barca, but that Norwich game did look a bit like a turning point.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 03:48:56 PM
I hate Geoff Shreeves with a passion. He's like a broken record with his mundane obvious questions.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 03:53:26 PM
I thought this was the easiest of the three games   (  norwich chavski and this )

so we are bound to lose

3-0  Villa
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 03:56:22 PM
Would love a rip-roaring (never used that word ever) game, something like Cardiff v Liverpool or Chelsea v Arsenal yesterday with us victorious. Something to liven Sundays up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 03:58:14 PM
Come on Villa....
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 03:58:44 PM
Good gloves Gab, must be playing in goal today!!  ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 04:05:13 PM
Get In !!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:05:14 PM
Lovely goal, great passing movement. Delph murders defence and Benteke batters it in.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 04:05:20 PM
wayhay
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:05:20 PM
YAAAAAY
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:05:26 PM
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 23, 2014, 04:05:33 PM
Hahaha, fucking easy. We're in great form.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 04:05:51 PM
Lovely to be safe by tonight wouldn't it!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on March 23, 2014, 04:05:52 PM
brilliant goal, made it look so easy.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:06:02 PM
great goal that ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 04:06:50 PM
How many passes for that one?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 04:07:41 PM
Very positive movement from the players. Made themselves available by moving forwards. Excellent.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 04:07:51 PM
Absolutely beautiful football. Beautiful.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:07:55 PM
That's a terrible challenge KEA, idiotic.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 04:08:08 PM
Stoke made that easy, bless' em. Ball watching and ignoring CB all alone near the penalty spot.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:08:11 PM
Nice guys...nice
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:08:28 PM
Madness. No point doing that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:09:01 PM
That's a terrible challenge KEA, idiotic.

Yep, lucky boy.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:11:08 PM
Maybe he saw Crouch and thought he looks a bit like Ramires....HAVE THAT!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 04:12:13 PM
0-0 written all over it

You know that how? Are our forwards and their forwards not playing?
Stoke will stifle the game and we struggle to break teams down who sit back.

I agree

Oh...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:13:30 PM
0-0 written all over it

You know that how? Are our forwards and their forwards not playing?
Stoke will stifle the game and we struggle to break teams down who sit back.

I agree

Oh...

That goal was a perfect example of how you break down teams who sit back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:13:36 PM
Delph is so good right now. Controlling the middle of the park brilliantly.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: django on March 23, 2014, 04:14:08 PM
We've played really well so far.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 04:17:50 PM
The confidence level of Delph must be sky high right now. He's becoming a really immense footballer
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 23, 2014, 04:18:56 PM
Loving hearing Sir Graham Taylor commentating on the game on Five Live.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:19:24 PM
We're playing very well at the moment, good patient stuff.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:19:38 PM
Still not totally convinced about Andi
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:20:14 PM
Press the fucking ball Villa don't sit back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 04:21:06 PM
We need to watch that at the back. Can't see us keeping another clean sheet like that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 23, 2014, 04:22:00 PM
Fuck
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 04:22:30 PM
There you go.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:22:37 PM
Fucking terrible we've completely switched off in last 5 minutes, rubbish. Wake the fuck up Villa. Rubbish from Baker there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:22:44 PM
Bollocks
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:22:47 PM
That's a shit goal to concede.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 04:22:50 PM
Had a feeling that twat would score

Come on Villa !
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on March 23, 2014, 04:22:55 PM
Fuck off.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on March 23, 2014, 04:22:58 PM
Fuck sake. What a shit goal to concede.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:23:06 PM
Crouch holding Baker down.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 23, 2014, 04:23:19 PM
Still think we can score more than them.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Marton on March 23, 2014, 04:24:01 PM
I was just about to say that Crouch is the kinda of striker that Baker can own. Physical but not fast.
Then that happens.....
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:24:32 PM
Still think we can score more than them.

Well I'd hope so, but rubbish to concede and not good enough.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: django on March 23, 2014, 04:24:55 PM
Need to work as hard as we were in the first 10 mins. We slacked off, and aren't good enough to get away with that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 04:25:13 PM
Got too casual.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:25:47 PM
We need to treat them like Chelsea...that's the mindset you need to win these type of games.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 23, 2014, 04:26:13 PM
Oh for fuck sake Villa
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:26:19 PM
that is fucking rubbish Villa
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 04:26:25 PM
2-1 Stoke, shit, so typical of us, our season in 20 minutes
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:26:27 PM
Fucking diabolical, truly horrendous pathetic defending.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: CT on March 23, 2014, 04:26:28 PM
Oh FFS!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 04:26:31 PM
Have to say, they look like the better side.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 04:26:33 PM
Another shit goal.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
Pathetic that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:26:44 PM
I'd like to see us press more, get into them. Work rate is down on last week. Fuck sake!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 23, 2014, 04:26:49 PM
Poor defending. Utterly static from everyone.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 04:26:51 PM
Just Fuck Off. Absolutely pathetic

I hate Stoke
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:26:52 PM
weimann bloody rubbish 
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:26:54 PM
Oh fuck off
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:26:55 PM
Jesus Shitting Christ.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: django on March 23, 2014, 04:27:00 PM
Fuck
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:27:12 PM
Weimann needs to fuck off man.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:27:23 PM
Terrible from Bacuna and Weimann, but as usual Baker falls asleep and loses his man. He really has no clue about positioning.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 04:27:31 PM
4 defenders in the box, no one marking their only striker. Fucking gash.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on March 23, 2014, 04:27:45 PM
Crouch continues to haunt us !
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 04:27:54 PM
Baker at fault for both goals. Bacuna and Andi also weak for the second.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 04:28:37 PM
KEA hammy. Marc on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 04:28:44 PM
we are just so unprofessional in instances like this
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:28:58 PM
Baker at fault for both goals. Bacuna and Andi also weak for the second.

Yep Baker once again showing he is not up to it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:29:32 PM
Come on then Mark, show your worth.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:29:37 PM
Well the last few games we looked defensively solid...and now...well.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:30:02 PM
It's probably the fourth or fifth time we've conceded two goals within 5 minutes this year.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 04:30:27 PM
Too much fannying around.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:31:11 PM
Looks a quad
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 04:31:26 PM
I think playing Gabby at home is totally pointless.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:31:34 PM
There's a certain predictability about all this, though, you have to say.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Marton on March 23, 2014, 04:31:40 PM
yes, Albrighton for KEA. Thats what we need to get some flair and speed into this game...
The sooner the better, get anyone on for Weimann while we at it....
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 23, 2014, 04:31:58 PM
He should of kept Bennett in
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:32:02 PM
Sylla? Ughhhhh. Oh AND Alby. Good.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:32:20 PM
gabby needs to practice shooting ,   is finishing his pants lately
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:32:21 PM
Not Sylla surely?!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:32:58 PM
KEA and Weimann injured then. Sort it fucking out Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 04:33:01 PM
Albrighton and Sylla on
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 23, 2014, 04:33:31 PM
But Sylla fucking loves the Villa! And he's gonna show it! (Hopefully).
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 04:33:39 PM
Marc and Sylla for KEA and Andi (dead leg). Started well, didn't it.... But now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:34:09 PM
All things considered not bad changes
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: john e on March 23, 2014, 04:34:09 PM
Sylla is rubbish might as well play with 10 men
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on March 23, 2014, 04:34:11 PM
There's a certain predictability about all this, though, you have to say.

Villa never push on after a good result. Hand above the surface and always screw it up next game. So very very frustrating but utterly inevitable.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on March 23, 2014, 04:34:32 PM
But Sylla fucking loves the Villa! And he's gonna show it! (Hopefully).

 ;D
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:34:49 PM
Gary Gardner, out on loan. Yacouba Sylla, playing for the first team. Ridiculous.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:35:09 PM
Crouch continues to haunt us !

 The Ghost of Christmas Past  would score against that defence
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:35:17 PM
Conceding two goals within 5 minutes is becoming a real problem and it's fucking ridiculous.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 04:35:18 PM
We're playing like we're already on the beach.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:35:22 PM
Gary Gardner, out on loan. Yacouba Sylla, playing for the first team. Ridiculous.

I believe Gardner is back now.

He'll be at home playing Call of Duty, rather than on the bench, mind.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:35:46 PM
Press the fucking ball Villa, we look dreadful now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:35:51 PM
Well there's a game turned on its head eh?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Stoke without an away win since August. OF COURSE they're gonna beat Aston Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 04:36:45 PM
There's a certain predictability about all this, though, you have to say.

Villa never push on after a good result. Hand above the surface and always screw it up next game. So very very frustrating but utterly inevitable.
7 years since we last won 3 on the bounce. Says it all really.

And I just haven't got that feeling that were going to get back into it either. In fact I think its likely we may concede a couple more.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:36:56 PM
Oh, he's back?

Even more ridiculous then. Gardner is a football player. Not sure what Sylla is yet.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:37:54 PM
We're playing like we're already on the beach.

First outing of this one for the season. I'd rather we'd passed the fourty point mark first though.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:38:39 PM
We look like we've just come back from Russia after playing Thursday on Channel 5.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:38:40 PM
The problem with situations like this is you can just see our confidence draining, we start dropping back, we see that gap between Benteke and the rest of the team grow, Gabby starts going great chunks of time without touching the ball at all, and we're happy to get off for half time.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:39:07 PM
We look like we've just come back from Russia after playing on Thursday on Channel 5.

We look like we're just back from a holiday in the Crimea.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:39:23 PM
Lowts not on the bench? Coulda brought him on then moved Bacuna into central midfield.

What I'm saying is - why Sylla? :\
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 04:39:47 PM
The problem with situations like this is you can just see our confidence draining, we start dropping back, we see that gap between Benteke and the rest of the team grow, Gabby starts going great chunks of time without touching the ball at all, and we're happy to get off for half time.

And then when we're 2-1 down with about 5 minutes to go, we'll start playing when it's too late
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:40:16 PM
There's a certain predictability about all this, though, you have to say.

Villa never push on after a good result. Hand above the surface and always screw it up next game. So very very frustrating but utterly inevitable.

this
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 04:40:20 PM
Next goal will win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:40:22 PM
The problem with situations like this is you can just see our confidence draining, we start dropping back, we see that gap between Benteke and the rest of the team grow, Gabby starts going great chunks of time without touching the ball at all, and we're happy to get off for half time.

Yep we're all over the place now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 04:40:34 PM
Well this is our crap half obviously.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:40:53 PM
We've got to have Albrighton taking set pieces. Westwood is gash.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:41:14 PM
We look like we've just come back from Russia after playing on Thursday on Channel 5.

We look like we're just back from a holiday in the Crimea.
A sniper pointed at some of them might be the rocket up their arse they need.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:42:19 PM
ffs    bacuna  having a fucking mare
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 23, 2014, 04:42:21 PM
Oh Villa. Absolute shit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:42:25 PM
Baker is fucking diabolical.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 04:42:28 PM
Game Over
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: django on March 23, 2014, 04:42:29 PM
oh jaysus
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 04:42:31 PM
3-1, we are utterly pathetic, so so unprofessional and lacking in balls
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 04:42:40 PM
Goodnight, Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:42:40 PM
SHIT!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:42:43 PM
baker shit as well
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 23, 2014, 04:42:49 PM
That was desperate defending.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:42:49 PM
That's fucking horrendous.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:42:55 PM
THAT WAS SHIT.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:42:59 PM
Bacuna is being slaughtered and has been awful and Baker is fucking garbage.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:43:01 PM
Fucking hell, Nathan Baker, that was truly, truly terrible.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on March 23, 2014, 04:43:01 PM
how many times can you try and then eventually fuck it up
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 04:43:05 PM
Game over.

More shit defending that led to the goal.

Aston Villa are pathetic.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 04:43:07 PM
Villa are back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 04:43:17 PM
Baker at fault for all three goals. How in hell is he in the team not Clark?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 04:43:36 PM
absolute fucking garbage. normal service resumed. we playing like the away side, they out fighting and outthinking and outnumbering us all over the pitch. bacuna shit! decent goal from Tekkers, that's all.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:43:49 PM
Villa are back.

Ha ha ha. Ain't that the truth.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 23, 2014, 04:43:58 PM
Game over!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on March 23, 2014, 04:44:27 PM
Normal service resumed.  Pathetic utterly pathetic.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:44:31 PM
Reminder Gabby is on the pitch there, as he wanders into shot.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 04:44:41 PM
Back to normality.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:44:50 PM
You couldn't get more calamity than that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on March 23, 2014, 04:45:03 PM
Only villa can do this I swear. One week great, the next utter shit
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on March 23, 2014, 04:45:04 PM
Villa are back.

 ;D :-[
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:45:06 PM
back to life  back to reality
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 04:45:08 PM
Need to clear heads and kick arses at half time or this could be a thrashing.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 23, 2014, 04:45:36 PM
Bertrand has been gash.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:45:52 PM
Sylla looks garbage
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:46:11 PM
Baker at fault for all three goals. How in hell is he in the team not Clark?

Fuck knows, he's a really poor player.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 04:46:52 PM
Baker at fault for all three goals. How in hell is he in the team not Clark?

Fuck knows, he's a really poor player.

So is Sylla and Gabby is a waste of space in home games
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:46:53 PM
Sylla looks like he's a fan who won the Acorns Day raffle, first prize a place in the team.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:47:02 PM
Reminder Gabby is on the pitch there, as he wanders into shot.

I would have started with marc

gabby on bench
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 23, 2014, 04:47:13 PM
Pat Murphy going on about Villa fans leaving after the third went in - can you blame them? It's nowhere near good enough from Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:47:16 PM
After the first ten minutes we've been fucking atrocious.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 04:47:16 PM
Lambert can mumble at them about going again for 15 minutes. We got this.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 04:47:21 PM
I'd take a draw now
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:47:37 PM
Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans, that was truly, truly awful from Baker for the third.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:48:01 PM
Baker at fault for all three goals. How in hell is he in the team not Clark?

Fuck knows, he's a really poor player.

So is Sylla and Gabby is a waste of space in home games

At least Sylla doesn't start most weeks.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 04:48:23 PM
Not one decent performance this half.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Marton on March 23, 2014, 04:48:28 PM
N'zonzi and Palassos dominating midfield...at Villa Park...for Stoke!

We really need a quality playmaker next season...
Only Delph is good enough currently.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 04:48:28 PM
Reminder Gabby is on the pitch there, as he wanders into shot.
Gabby is undroppable

I would have started with marc

gabby on bench
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 04:48:33 PM
Normal service resumed at villa park again - shocking 30 minutes and utter garbage defensively.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:48:34 PM
awful    just fucking awful 
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 04:48:37 PM
The Chelsea game was nothing more than an illusion.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on March 23, 2014, 04:48:50 PM
All over the place from us.Stoke are not that good and haven't been that good its just we are completely inempt

Same issue as always against shit teams we perform shit
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:49:16 PM
stoke had scored 6 away goals all season  ffs
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:49:21 PM
Anyone still worried about Lambert jumping to a better job if we don't get his contract extended?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 04:50:07 PM
Total horseshit. Nothing we haven't seen before, time after time. Perhaps proof that we don't turn corners at Villa, we just go round in circles. And we go again.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:50:12 PM
Baker has once again demonstrated that he is nowhere near Premier League class, he is a liability. That is on top of Bacuna having an absolute nightmare.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 04:50:22 PM
I wish Gabby would stop being so nice all the freakin time...We need him angry like the Harewood days.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on March 23, 2014, 04:50:24 PM
Booooooooooooo

Rubbish
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on March 23, 2014, 04:50:36 PM
Lambert never learns, he continues playing the same players like Sylla and Baker and they continue to make the same mistakes.Either he is clueless or just stubborn.Probably both!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 04:51:01 PM
Where is the leadership on that pitch.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:51:07 PM
Just when you start to think, hey, maybe Baker will become a dependable to flight central defender, you get a brutal reminder of his weaknesses.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: jimmygreen on March 23, 2014, 04:51:08 PM
Murphy's a prize cockend though. They'll all be going downstairs early.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on March 23, 2014, 04:51:21 PM
Really poor first half from Baker, Sylla looks totally out of his depth and, after great performances from the full backs last week both sides have looked weak again, so frustrating.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Grande Pablo on March 23, 2014, 04:51:25 PM
I didn't see this one coming.  Sylla has looked lost since coming on, & a few others not much better.  Cack.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on March 23, 2014, 04:51:34 PM
First 10-15 minutes we were cruising, then imploded.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 04:51:35 PM
What are his tactics? Everything is geared to going down the left and that's it. Their midfield is pissing all over ours, in fact do we have one?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on March 23, 2014, 04:52:02 PM
Baker has once again demonstrated that he is nowhere near Premier League class, he is a liability. That is on top of Bacuna having an absolute nightmare.

Both of them have been useless shame as both were excellent against Chelsea.In general since scoring we just slowed to a snails pace and other than Delph and Benteke have been sloppy all over the pitch.The subs have not helped as Sylla has again been woeful
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: john e on March 23, 2014, 04:52:16 PM
Don't agree that it's game over
All depends on which villa team comes out in second half
If we can get one back it'll make things interesting
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 23, 2014, 04:52:17 PM
Shockingly bad at times. Delph and Benteke only two doing anything. Stoke still a bunch of snidey cheating twats.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 04:52:22 PM
I thought no adam and Ireland , this would be a home banker . ffs  .     Lambert makes Hughes look like guardiola
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:52:25 PM
Just when you start to think, hey, maybe Baker will become a dependable to flight central defender, you get a brutal reminder of his weaknesses.

Yep he is never going to make it, because all the mistakes he makes now are exactly the same as when he first came into the side. He's just not good enough.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 04:52:26 PM
It's never fucking dull is it? Another corner turned, another head on collision with reality.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: supertom on March 23, 2014, 04:52:38 PM
Piss poor. Two home wins on the spin. 1-0 up after 5 minutes and looking in good nick. We've switched off big time and we've been punished. Dire stuff.
Sylla looks poor as per normal. Baker again has been suspect. In the last couple of weeks he's been solid, but that's the problem with Baker and why he's got no place being a regular in the Premier League, he switches off. I don't mind him for the odd game, but anything more than 4-5 games in a row and he'll bollocks us up. Poor player, lets be fucking honest.

I don't think we're out of the game yet. Benteke looks sharp, so we'll see. Lambert needs to dish out a rollicking and get some composure back in the side. It's not looking good though.

How can we go from the Chelsea performance to this utter shambles? Bloody hell.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Stu on March 23, 2014, 04:53:06 PM
Yikes. How's wrong was I? We shell shocked stoke in the first five mins, then got complacent. Stoke looked like scoring with every attack, and once again there's acres of space down our left side.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 23, 2014, 04:53:22 PM
Before this game my mate gave me some money to buy him a ticket for Southampton, he'll be pissed when he finds out he's going by himself.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:53:29 PM
This is going to take one hell of a turnaround.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: johncvilla88 on March 23, 2014, 04:53:56 PM
After about 5 minutes it's looked like Boys vs Men. All our players were been blown over by the wind first half and then expecting a free-kick!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on March 23, 2014, 04:54:15 PM
It just shows our lack of depth in the squad and quality in midfield when you have the likes of Sylla coming on....
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on March 23, 2014, 04:54:18 PM
Good to bad in one half.

Sure I've seen that before...

Gabby would be a good player if he could play football. Baker is always a mistake waiting to happen. Bacuna isn't a fullback. Is Sylla really a professional footballer?

Stoke were there for the taking, but as usual we play well for only a short period of time.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on March 23, 2014, 04:54:23 PM
I don't rate baker at all but it's not like we could have dropped him after last week is it.
I believe we just scored way too early, we've switched off since and imploded!
Sylla should not be anywhere near the pitch though. Should have moved Bacuna into midfield instead.
As for Gabby, he's been shit for ages, we gloss over it cause he's one of us however he is more anonymous than Weimann has been this year
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 04:54:25 PM
get Deano or Super Kev back on the pitch ffs.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: dicedlam on March 23, 2014, 04:54:36 PM
Anyone still worried about Lambert jumping to a better job if we don't get his contract extended?

I tremble at the thought at not having Lambert's tactical genius about the place...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:54:45 PM
Let's be totally honest, though.

Is anyone really, genuinely surprised?

I was talking to a friend about this match yesterday, and said that there isn't really any scoreline, in favour of either side, which would surprise me (without going into the realm of the absurd, 33-33, that sort of thing).

To have two consecutive good home wins, and then to sit around half-arsed whilst Stoke spunk three soft goals into our face, having scored six away goals all season, it's not even remotely surprising.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on March 23, 2014, 04:55:19 PM
Sylla really does not look like a professional footballer. There are 9 year olds at my boy's school who can trap a ball better than him.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 04:55:26 PM
Just when you start to think, hey, maybe Baker will become a dependable to flight central defender, you get a brutal reminder of his weaknesses.

Yep he is never going to make it, because all the mistakes he makes now are exactly the same as when he first came into the side. He's just not good enough.

I said after Baker was getting a load of paise last week to wait until he plays against a two man front line. Last week, as well as we played we got lucky they had one up front and that one was Torres who is horrible. You can see now with a bit of movement how poor Baker's positioning becomes and how poor he can look. Vlaar can't do it all himself.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 04:55:26 PM
Struggling for a win ? Haven't won away for months ?

Welcome to Villa Park.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 04:55:27 PM
Anyone still worried about Lambert jumping to a better job if we don't get his contract extended?

I tremble at the thought at not having Lambert's tactical genius about the place...

good riddance if he did go. had enough.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 23, 2014, 04:55:39 PM
We still might get something here.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on March 23, 2014, 04:55:55 PM
Lambert never learns, he continues playing the same players like Sylla and Baker and they continue to make the same mistakes.Either he is clueless or just stubborn.Probably both!

Not sure he has that many alternatives, Clarke has not exactly been brilliant and who have we got to play in midfield?


Too many players having terrible performances.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PhilGibson on March 23, 2014, 04:56:27 PM
Has to be psychological, put the effort and concentration in against Chelsea, then turn off against stoke, cannot afford to do that at any level of football.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 04:56:42 PM
Lambert never learns, he continues playing the same players like Sylla and Baker and they continue to make the same mistakes.Either he is clueless or just stubborn.Probably both!

Not sure he has that many alternatives, Clarke has not exactly been brilliant and who have we got to play in midfield?

Clark?

That's not a spelling correction, btw, a genuine suggestion. I think he's better there than he is in defence.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 04:57:14 PM
Just when you start to think, hey, maybe Baker will become a dependable to flight central defender, you get a brutal reminder of his weaknesses.

Yep he is never going to make it, because all the mistakes he makes now are exactly the same as when he first came into the side. He's just not good enough.

I said after Baker was getting a load of paise last week to wait until he plays against a two man front line. Last week, as well as we played we got lucky they had one up front and that one was Torres who is horrible. You can see now with a bit of movement how poor Baker's positioning becomes and how poor he can look. Vlaar can't do it all himself.

Yep his positioning is so bad, it's not even park level. He hasn't learnt at all and he's not good enough.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 04:57:33 PM
I think this could end up being a total mauling.

Inexcusable today.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Marton on March 23, 2014, 04:58:23 PM
Just watched highlights...Baker is involved and fails terrible at every goal!
Then the showed a few other chances for stoke and he is actually WORSE in those sequences...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: supertom on March 23, 2014, 04:58:46 PM
Lambert never learns, he continues playing the same players like Sylla and Baker and they continue to make the same mistakes.Either he is clueless or just stubborn.Probably both!

Not sure he has that many alternatives, Clarke has not exactly been brilliant and who have we got to play in midfield?

Clark?

That's not a spelling correction, btw, a genuine suggestion. I think he's better there than he is in defence.
I wouldn't mind him as an anchor to allow Westwood further forward, but Lambert just doesn't rate him as a midfielder. He could do no worse than Sylla though. Bloody awful player. I've not always been KEA's biggest fan but the fact we really miss him since Sylla's been on, says a lot.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: johncvilla88 on March 23, 2014, 04:58:50 PM
Bacuna is great as a defender when he's up against tricky wingers he's a liability against any long balls or physical wingers!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 23, 2014, 04:59:01 PM
Someone finally won the half time competition. Sign him up!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on March 23, 2014, 04:59:16 PM
This is going to take one hell of a turnaround.

That's what I like to hear. Come on lads ffs.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: dicedlam on March 23, 2014, 04:59:25 PM
Making Sturk look like Barca fuckin lona.

It not right is it?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on March 23, 2014, 05:00:03 PM
Lambert never learns, he continues playing the same players like Sylla and Baker and they continue to make the same mistakes.Either he is clueless or just stubborn.Probably both!

Not sure he has that many alternatives, Clarke has not exactly been brilliant and who have we got to play in midfield?

Clark?

That's not a spelling correction, btw, a genuine suggestion. I think he's better there than he is in defence.
Not a bad shout, or put Bacuna in the middle and bring on Lowton. When there are so many awful performances though
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: sirlordbaltimore on March 23, 2014, 05:00:08 PM
Defence all over the shop. Midfield not connecting. Nothing working up top

I'm not really sure what the formation is now either, maybe the players aren't either. Albrighton should be out wide providing width i know that much

I'd say it can only get better, but i fear it could get worse.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:00:28 PM
You have to laugh, Sylla's first interaction with the ball when he came on was to "trap" it about fifteen yards.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 23, 2014, 05:00:46 PM
Struggling for a win ? Haven't won away for months ?

Welcome to Villa Park.
Well you mentioned this on the prematch and I always think that these runs usually end evantually!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: supertom on March 23, 2014, 05:02:09 PM
You have to laugh, Sylla's first interaction with the ball when he came on was to "trap" it about fifteen yards.
Heskey must have left his "How to trap a football" handbook somewhere around Bodymoor Heath.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:02:36 PM
I'd say it can only get better, but i fear it could get worse.

If we carry on like the last 30 minutes of the first half, then I think we're going to take a thumping here.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 23, 2014, 05:03:06 PM
The first 5 mins were excellent!
Anyway on the good side someone has just won a FIFA14 console in that circle competition!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 05:03:10 PM
This is going to take one hell of a turnaround.

That's what I like to hear. Come on lads ffs.

I fear with the likes of Sylla on the pitch it just won't happen...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 23, 2014, 05:03:10 PM
Early goal and we can win this. Pace and movement and Stoke will be fucked. Play like we did most of the last half hour and it will be us pulling our pants down.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 05:04:05 PM
Commentator just said that Stoke have never scored 3 first half PL away goals. We really are patsies for anyone looking to end a bad streak, aren't we?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 23, 2014, 05:04:11 PM
Score before 70 and we may snatch a point. Although they look like they can score in every attack i'd get Clark on tbh.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 23, 2014, 05:04:14 PM
You have to laugh, Sylla's first interaction with the ball when he came on was to "trap" it about fifteen yards.
Sylla looks well off pace.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 23, 2014, 05:04:33 PM
Well, fingers crossed Villa. Good half please.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:05:08 PM
Terrible pass from Gabby to Sylla there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 05:05:08 PM
Hoof!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on March 23, 2014, 05:05:13 PM
Syllas touch lets him down again.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:05:27 PM
Hmmmm.

Second half, or Call of Duty. Maybe 15 mins CoD, then check the score, and we'll definitely have scored at least one. If i just watch it, however, we won't.

Decisions, decisions.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:05:28 PM
Syllas touch lets him down again.

The pass was far too hard.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:05:29 PM
Sylla has the first touch of a clam.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:06:12 PM
Sylla has the first touch of a clam.

It's like watching a puppy trying to pick a balloon up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:06:13 PM
Bacuna is having a terrible, terrible game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: dicedlam on March 23, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
That touch from Sylla had Fred West written all over it.
absolute garbage.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: barrysleftfoot on March 23, 2014, 05:06:35 PM
 Its ok blaming fall guy Baker for the goals, watch westwood for the 1st goal, failing to go with the runner, Odemwinge, the 2nd, being in a poor position, and not stopping the cross getting to Crouch in the first place, and then for the 3rd goal playing the ball to Sylla when he had a man on him.

 Baker should have done better for the 3rd, but have to say there are one or two having very poor gammes, Gabby and Bacuna.Without Delph and CB, we would be a very poor team.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 05:07:01 PM
On the basis we have already lost this, things can only get better...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
I see we've come out on the front foot
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:08:23 PM
This is rubbish, no reaction at all at the moment.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 05:08:44 PM
We're actually making Stoke look the bollocks
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:08:46 PM
Just sitting back and letting them play. Zero effort in trying to get the ball of them.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:09:15 PM
sylla pointing telling players what to do

ffs


sort yourself out first
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:09:31 PM
Thank god Bertrand is only on loan.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 05:09:33 PM
Just sitting back and letting them play. Zero effort in trying to get the ball of them.
They're behaving like its us that's 3-1 up
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 05:10:12 PM
Ten more minutes of this crap, then I'm giving my full attention to Iggy.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 05:10:18 PM
Just realised. Betrand was training with Luna for 3 weeks without a match. The influence has clearly been all the wrong way.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 23, 2014, 05:10:56 PM
We don't play well and hardly win games played on Sundays.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:11:04 PM
good play by delph
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:11:18 PM
Aston Villa FC ‏@AVFCOfficial  43s
#AVFC 1-3 #SCFC - 51mins: Plenty of attacking verve from the hosts. #AVFCLIVE

Errrr. Ok.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:11:34 PM
Delph did well there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:11:43 PM
benteke doing a young
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 23, 2014, 05:11:45 PM
Oh that was a penalty my view sitting in the North upper
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:11:45 PM
Get up you tit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 05:12:01 PM
Fuckin he'll Benteke. Maybe just hit it when you get a chance next time.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:13:10 PM
whats albrighton doing central  ffs
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:13:29 PM
Would anyone take a 7-3 victory?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: MarkM on March 23, 2014, 05:13:56 PM
At what point did Albrighton become a central midfielder?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: big 1st serve on March 23, 2014, 05:14:28 PM
Always a bad sign, Nigel Kennedy in the Bartons pre match = Jonah!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 05:14:50 PM
Failed attempt at a diamond in midfield, I guess.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:14:51 PM
stoke havent won here for 26 years ??
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:15:53 PM
Petulant and rubbish Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 23, 2014, 05:16:12 PM
Lambert makes Hughes look like guardiola

Compared to Lambert he is.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:16:12 PM
calm down villa    we dont need 10 men
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 05:16:34 PM
Desperate stuff from Villa. Thickie football.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:16:40 PM
At what point did Albrighton become a central midfielder?

Lambert is a genius.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:17:30 PM
Albrighton is never a central player, another tactical masterclass.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:17:46 PM
Frustration showing now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on March 23, 2014, 05:18:33 PM
The movement's shocking. There's none. The players seem to think that once they've sprinted up to the edge of the opposition box, they've done their job and can stand still and wait for their teammate to metamorphose into Lionel Messi. FUCKING RUN YOU LAZY BASTARDS.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:18:37 PM
We seem to have zero composure.

It's like watching a bunch of children desperately chasing a tennis ball around a playground.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on March 23, 2014, 05:18:52 PM
On course for our 9th home league defeat of the season .Is it another unwanted club  record under Lambert ?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on March 23, 2014, 05:18:56 PM
On the basis we have already lost this, things can only get better...

What`s going on? - we were winning comfortably when I sat down for my lunch - log back in and normal service has been resumed at Villa Park!
Not over yet but this is the type of result and I presume performance that is making people think twice about renewing.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:19:24 PM
It's all well and good saying Lambert is going to need plenty more time to turn things around at Villa, but by the looks of this, in the space of less than a season, Mark Hughes appears to have turned Stoke into Bayern Munich.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:19:45 PM
We seem to have zero composure.

It's like watching a bunch of children desperately chasing a tennis ball around a playground.

Yep no composure, movement or tactical plan.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 05:20:12 PM
Our confidential is absolutely shot. Can't see a way back into this at the moment. Team look so disjointed.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:20:40 PM
off side from that  throw in   ffs
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:21:44 PM
This is absolutely dire.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:21:46 PM
we would be better off  playing bloody Cilla Black
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:21:56 PM
I think that is going to happen is that until 85 mins, we'll look as disjointed as we do now, then we'll absolutely pile on the pressure for the last five minutes, once it's far too late.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:22:04 PM
Half an hour left Lambert. Time to alter things.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: exiled on the wirral! on March 23, 2014, 05:22:16 PM
Sylla...great song..appauling footballer!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on March 23, 2014, 05:22:49 PM
Our confidential is absolutely shot. Can't see a way back into this at the moment. Team look so disjointed.

Assuming you mean confidence, yes I mean 2 good wins on the bounce and somehow our tactical fucking genius has reduced them to this.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:22:52 PM
Half an hour left Lambert. Time to alter things.

Must be almost five up front time?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:23:27 PM
Bored.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:23:43 PM
Baker makes Crouch look like Ibrahomvich
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 23, 2014, 05:24:17 PM
I'm gonna get some snacks. Anyone want anything?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 23, 2014, 05:25:03 PM
Lots of huff. Plenty of puff. But not a braincell among the lot of 'em.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:25:12 PM
This is insipid rubbish, absolute garbage.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:25:14 PM
He'll bring on Holt for Gabby soon.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 05:25:19 PM
Yep. Not long until Holt Time. This really is Men against Boys. Stoke are playing well within themselves.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:25:38 PM
Ah a classic Baker lunge there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:25:53 PM
was that baker then jumping in
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 05:26:16 PM
Wow, one sub left, get Baker off?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on March 23, 2014, 05:26:37 PM
The ref might as well blow up for full time now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on March 23, 2014, 05:26:49 PM
Ever time i hear Gabby mentioned ,it is followed by the words "poor first touch "
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 05:27:39 PM
I'm gonna get some snacks. Anyone want anything?


Just had some ready salted Hula Hoops. Highlight of the second half. Contemplating theft of wife's beloved Cheesy Puffs. Which would be a good new name for Aston Villa these days.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: django on March 23, 2014, 05:28:01 PM
We've really missed KEAs composure and Weimanns movement since they went off. Our squad is desperately short on quality.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:28:01 PM
This is utterly clueless even by our standards.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 23, 2014, 05:28:16 PM
Stoke have not won at VP in the premier league
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on March 23, 2014, 05:28:21 PM
Albrighton has run around like a headless chicken since coming on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:28:34 PM
Zero shots since the goal?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on March 23, 2014, 05:28:46 PM
I'm gonna get some snacks. Anyone want anything?

Humble Pie for Lambert
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 05:29:09 PM
Stoke have not won at VP in the premier league
They have now
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:29:44 PM
Thought that was a pen.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:29:55 PM
We've really missed KEAs composure and Weimanns movement since they went off. Our squad is desperately short on quality.

thats how bad its got .  weiman has been pretty poor all season
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:30:16 PM
We just aren't with it today
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: dicedlam on March 23, 2014, 05:30:26 PM
Squarely at the door of Lambert this garbage.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 05:31:05 PM
Guess who is getting ready to come on? Easy to answer, I Grant you.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:32:15 PM
Every player shit today.

And here comes fatty.....
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 05:32:21 PM
Guess who is getting ready to come on? Easy to answer, I Grant you.
Sigh!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:32:21 PM
stop saying young players


they are not bloody 18
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on March 23, 2014, 05:32:32 PM
Ever time i hear Gabby mentioned ,it is followed by the words "poor first touch "

There can't be many Premier league teams where he would be a regular starter, he's a headless chicken,brainless.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:32:54 PM
here comes the match saver  ;(
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 05:33:20 PM
442. Alby and Gabby on the wings.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 05:33:26 PM
Bloody hell, what system is this now?!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 05:33:41 PM
No shots in 20 mins of second half and a  penalty shout that was never a penalty. only strategy is out to wing to cross into box. and it doesn't work. 9 home defeats!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on March 23, 2014, 05:33:46 PM
So where are these two wins gonna come from?
Old Trafford next week - oh dear !!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:33:59 PM
Zero shots since the goal?
I don't think we had many shots before the goal either.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: DB on March 23, 2014, 05:34:05 PM
One step forward, then one step back.... how we go from last week to this weeks performance...???
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:34:06 PM
According to the BBC we've had 10 shots. Wtf?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:34:30 PM
how can bacuna go so shit today - hes been dreadful
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 05:34:40 PM
I'll be amazed if Stoke don't score again
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 05:35:19 PM
I really don't want another season of this again next year - so depressing.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: django on March 23, 2014, 05:35:24 PM
Amazing how good we looked in the first 10-15 minutes, and how poor we've been since. When we play the ball short, on the ground, we can be pretty dangerous. Whatever this is we are trying doesn't work, to put it mildly.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 23, 2014, 05:35:40 PM
So where are these two wins gonna come from?
Old Trafford next week - oh dear !!!

You've answered your own question. Damn they're bad at home.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 05:35:50 PM
So where are these two wins gonna come from?
Old Trafford next week - oh dear !!!

thing is we are so unpredictable you just never know. Very few people gave us a prayer last week against a far better team than Man U. Yet this week we've seemingly shit the bed against yet another mid table side. I suppose you could argue Man U are a mid table side. Point is, that we mix in good and shit in equal measure and without the first clue which game will be which.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:36:19 PM
oh well two easy games coming up ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 05:37:01 PM
I really don't want another season of this again next year - so depressing.

You'll get it as sure as eggs are eggs - a bit too good not to go down, a bit too shit to challenge for 8th, seemingly forever
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:37:50 PM
Amazing how good we looked in the first 10-15 minutes, and how poor we've been since. When we play the ball short, on the ground, we can be pretty dangerous. Whatever this is we are trying doesn't work, to put it mildly.

story of our season   and these two quick goals we seem to give away
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:38:06 PM
Grant Holt is our worst ever signing. Worse than David Unsworth. I'm not joking.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:38:35 PM
Can't believe we are not having a go.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 05:38:45 PM
So where are these two wins gonna come from?
Old Trafford next week - oh dear !!!

thing is we are so unpredictable you just never know. Very few people gave us a prayer last week against a far better team than Man U. Yet this week we've seemingly shit the bed against yet another mid table side. I suppose you could argue Man U are a mid table side. Point is, that we mix in good and shit in equal measure and without the first clue which game will be which.

You can't help thinking we have a small club mentality these days which means we are up for these games in the way a minnow is in the FA Cup
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Stu on March 23, 2014, 05:39:24 PM
It's been a terrible display. How can we be so criminally inconsistent? This is Stoke without three of their first team.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:39:30 PM
least marc gives it a go
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on March 23, 2014, 05:39:44 PM
Question - "Was last weeks performance just "papering over the cracks?"
Overall the home form has been woeful.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 05:39:49 PM
Can't Helenius or Tonev make the bench anymore?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 05:40:17 PM
Question - "Was last weeks performance just "papering over the cracks?"
Overall the home form has been woeful.

I think we can all see the answer to that one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:40:25 PM
Quote from: villa `cross the mersey link=topic=51738.ms loog2554409#msg2554409 date=1395596026
So where are these two wins gonna come from?
Old Trafford next week - oh dear !!!

thing is we are so unpredictable you just never know. Very few people gave us a prayer last week against a far better team than Man U. Yet this week we've seemingly shit the bed against yet another mid table side. I suppose you could argue Man U are a mid table side. Point is, that we mix in good and shit in equal measure and without the first clue which game will be which.

I kind of agree but then again this is our ninth league loss at home.

That is consistently poor, so that bit is relatively predictable
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: CT on March 23, 2014, 05:40:56 PM
Where's the reaction??
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 05:40:58 PM
thing I don't understand is if our tactic is attack from set pieces, why do we have no one capable of taking a decent one?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:41:01 PM
Well Holt's really changed the complexion of this
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 05:41:01 PM
No class or guile going forward whatsoever
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: django on March 23, 2014, 05:41:10 PM
Can't Helenius or Tonev make the bench anymore?

In theory, what they theoretically offer is what we need. In theory.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:41:26 PM
has holt touched it yet
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 05:41:44 PM
least marc gives it a go

He's the only one who looks like he cares. What a awful performance this has been today.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 05:42:27 PM
No class or guile going forward whatsoever

No class at the back either - shocking display .
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on March 23, 2014, 05:43:01 PM
No class or guile going forward whatsoever

No class at the back either - shocking display .
Just no class and guile then.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 05:43:04 PM
So clueless.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 05:43:24 PM
Saunders and Phillips in Sky Studios show more passion. Benteke is a danger but when its going wrong hes more petulant than Savo.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 23, 2014, 05:43:36 PM
We just don't have any really foundations to how we play. When we play well it all seems precarious, based on instinct and timing and touch and the players having confidence, not all of which have nothing to do with Lambert. However, when things go wrong it all flails and falls apart, and the players get the ball with no idea what might be done with it. That is Lambert's fault.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 05:44:15 PM
Quote from: villa `cross the mersey link=topic=51738.ms loog2554409#msg2554409 date=1395596026
So where are these two wins gonna come from?
Old Trafford next week - oh dear !!!

thing is we are so unpredictable you just never know. Very few people gave us a prayer last week against a far better team than Man U. Yet this week we've seemingly shit the bed against yet another mid table side. I suppose you could argue Man U are a mid table side. Point is, that we mix in good and shit in equal measure and without the first clue which game will be which.

I kind of agree but then again this is our ninth league loss at home.

That is consistently poor, so that bit is relatively predictable

just after two good wins we've gone back to being bollocks. Predictable that we have done that on the back of two unpredictably good wins.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:44:25 PM
Stoke are not having to do much in this second half.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on March 23, 2014, 05:44:40 PM
Out worst home record ever!? Think we've just broken it, wasn't it 8 losses at home that was the worst?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 05:45:10 PM
The prospect of lambert getting a new 3 year contract fills me with depression .
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 05:45:28 PM
We just don't have any really foundations to how we play. When we play well it all seems precarious, based on instinct and timing and touch and the players having confidence, not all of which have nothing to do with Lambert. However, when things go wrong it all flails and falls apart, and the players get the ball with no idea what might be done with it. That is Lambert's fault.

You also get what you pay for by and large. You pay circa £2-3 million for players, this is what you get and, even more depressingly, why they are the only sorts of players we seem to attract these days
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 05:45:34 PM
ha! that would have summed it all up, icing on the cake.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:45:36 PM
 - we need so many players better than these -

awful
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:45:46 PM
I am wondering whether I've got it wrong in terms of who to blame and this is more the fault of the manager than the players
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:45:50 PM
Tried our hardest to concede again there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: django on March 23, 2014, 05:47:10 PM
Stokes defence were struggling with our quick passing around the box and midfielders running beyond. They have looked entirely comfortable with us punting hopeful balls in towards Benteke. Clueless.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 05:47:35 PM
what's mind boggling is how we can look so good and confident to start the game, score a goal and fall apart. I can't think of many teams that happens to. And it's not just this season and last. It's been an issue for a while now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:47:47 PM
We aren't really trying anything different. Just the same things that haven't worked all game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 05:47:57 PM
I am wondering whether I've got it wrong in terms of who to blame and this is more the fault of the manager than the players

Manager buys, picks the team , coaches the team and chooses formation etc - he is the one i blame most .
I think better managers would get more out of this group of players  on  a consistent basis .
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 05:48:19 PM
Fucking rubbish shouts Delph. Hes not wrong.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:48:23 PM
I give them all 4/10  today

5 benteke for the goal

6 for albrighton and delph
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:48:39 PM
Apart from Vlaar, Benteke, Guzan, Delph and maybe Bacuna,  I honestly wouldn't mind any player leaving in the summer.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:49:02 PM
I've not really seen a lot in the last two seasons to make me think Lambert knows his stuff tactically, to put it mildly
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 05:49:09 PM
back to hating football again this week.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:49:10 PM
baker , gabby , sylla and bacuna  - coventry quality
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 05:49:21 PM
1-4 and deservedly so - pathetic.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:49:25 PM
Booooooo
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:49:31 PM
LAMBERT OUT
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 05:49:37 PM
4-1, we are such a fucking mess of a club, such a fucking mess
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: CT on March 23, 2014, 05:49:39 PM
It's a horror show.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 23, 2014, 05:49:39 PM
Can't even muster myself to get angry. 1-4.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: django on March 23, 2014, 05:49:44 PM
We just don't have any really foundations to how we play. When we play well it all seems precarious, based on instinct and timing and touch and the players having confidence, not all of which have nothing to do with Lambert. However, when things go wrong it all flails and falls apart, and the players get the ball with no idea what might be done with it. That is Lambert's fault.


You also get what you pay for by and large. You pay circa £2-3 million for players, this is what you get and, even more depressingly, why they are the only sorts of players we seem to attract these days

We have a lot of specialists, eg Sylla a specialist holding/destroyer, Albrighton a specialist winger. They are not only hopeless at everything else, they are hopeless at what they are in the team for.

And that's 4.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 23, 2014, 05:49:45 PM
4-1 well done Villa, 9 of these players don't deserve to be paid today. Bacuna has been almost as bad as Baker today.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on March 23, 2014, 05:49:54 PM
One more goal needed for a premier league record for a weekends fixtures,can Stoke get it,it wont be us !
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Summers on March 23, 2014, 05:49:56 PM
I fucking hate their number 10.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Phatboy on March 23, 2014, 05:50:04 PM
Not once has Lambert stood up in the dugout today, it's like he knew this would happen
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:50:08 PM
this brings me back to reality  , why I dont want him
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Lamb_Stockmix on March 23, 2014, 05:50:16 PM
Another thrashing from a essentially crap opponent.

Have a good week everyone.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Dave Clark Five on March 23, 2014, 05:50:23 PM
What a fucking disgrace.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 05:50:26 PM
I've not really seen a lot in the last two seasons to make me think Lambert knows his stuff tactically, to put it mildly

I think he's tactically inconsistent as the players are inconsistent. I thought he nailed it last week, and seemed to have this week. He's also played a number of complete 'mares.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on March 23, 2014, 05:50:36 PM
There is the answer !
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 23, 2014, 05:50:41 PM
Terrible defending for all 4 goals. Get Lowton and Clark in at Old Trafford. 1-4 at home to fucking Stoke City. No wonder the stadium was empty after 80 mins.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Monty on March 23, 2014, 05:50:49 PM
The thing is that it's just not the case that when the team wins it's down to the players and when they lose it's the fault of the manager. However, it's somehow less forgivable when you pull off as good a result as the Chelsea one and fold like this against Stoke than had you simply lost every game. I think Lambert is almost willfully getting this wrong.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on March 23, 2014, 05:50:50 PM
Right, that's enough for me. Thanks for last week Villa, but I've better things to do. I expect a reaction next time out.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: eastie on March 23, 2014, 05:50:50 PM
LAMBERT OUT

Indeed.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:51:22 PM
I give them all 4/10  today

5 benteke for the goal

6 for albrighton and delph

can I change to 2/10
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on March 23, 2014, 05:51:39 PM
Get to the end of the season and then get fucking rid!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 23, 2014, 05:51:43 PM
Brilliant. And I was saying just yesterday how we've not taken a battering all season, and fucking Real Stoke hand us one. What a complete embarrassment.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on March 23, 2014, 05:51:59 PM
you couldn't pay me to go to villa park the last two years. garbage.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: ez on March 23, 2014, 05:52:40 PM
Gabby done his disappearing act again
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on March 23, 2014, 05:53:11 PM
Worst home record ever and losing 4-1 to stoke fucking city!!
Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: BILL DE VALL on March 23, 2014, 05:53:47 PM
jesus wept
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 05:53:52 PM
I think I've had enough.

When we get results I almost think it's just luck. I have no faith in his ability to get us playing well with anything like consistency.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: dicedlam on March 23, 2014, 05:54:00 PM
I'm sorry, but I'll say it again...I do not want Lambert at this club anymore.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Archie on March 23, 2014, 05:54:09 PM
No chance with a  clueless manager totally inept in tactics and in terms of mentality and approach to the game.
Apart from all the rest, Benteke and Holt together are an offence to the logic.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on March 23, 2014, 05:54:57 PM
Get to the end of the season and then get fucking rid!
He's not going anywhere though is he! We're going to have another summer of buying some shit £2m value players, oh the joys
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 23, 2014, 05:55:09 PM
stokes first double on us since 1966  ffs
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 23, 2014, 05:55:57 PM
No chance with a  clueless manager totally inept in tactics and in terms of mentality and approach to the game.

Spot on, Archie.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on March 23, 2014, 05:56:14 PM
Stoke keeper makes his first save of the game in the 94th minute, says it all Lambert out !!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on March 23, 2014, 05:56:38 PM
Paul Lambert truly is "The clueless one"
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 05:56:46 PM
I think I've had enough.

When we get results I almost think it's just luck. I have no faith in his ability to get us playing well with anything like consistency.

It is just that, luck. It's a kinda law of averages thing where if we play often enough, we will win the occasional game, especially when we can bothered to raise our game as underdogs against the big boys. That's what it's become for us and is just about our lot in life
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: supertom on March 23, 2014, 05:56:59 PM
Get to the end of the season and then get fucking rid!
This. We can't keep making teams like Stoke look like Barcelona on our pitch. Lambert just hasn't got it in him to give us any kind of consistency.  Some of the players are bloody awful too. Being good enough at this level is not just about ability, but about consistency too. Some, worryingly, have neither.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Stu on March 23, 2014, 05:57:24 PM
Utterly ridiculous. From incredibly promising to utter rubbish.

Credit to Stoke, they came with a game plan and executed it in some style. We showed nothing in retaliation after the equaliser.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on March 23, 2014, 06:00:43 PM
Paul Lambert truly is "The clueless one"

He's thick, I've said it countless times on here and been derided for saying so, but I stand by that assertion...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: supertom on March 23, 2014, 06:00:44 PM
Albrighton was the only one (not for the first time this season) who showed any sort of desire and urgency to push forward. The only player. That's pathetic. He's not good enough to drag the team along single handed either.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 23, 2014, 06:00:43 PM
Post match thread, please
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: enigma on March 23, 2014, 06:06:46 PM
It's time to admit it's not working out with Lambert. A nice win last week but these performances are becoming the norm and that really pisses me off.

Our worst ever home record, heaviest ever defeat, constantly going out of the cups to lower league opposition (but especially the two legged defeat to Bradford) are some of the lowest points I've experienced as a Villa fan. He's been worse than Mcleish and there hasn't been any progress at all. Enough is enough and I want him gone.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Stoke Match Thread
Post by: Marton on March 23, 2014, 06:07:24 PM
Its essentially the same team that beat Chelsea last week. And We lamented them for it.
Its about attitude, experience and culture.

Stoke have not won here since 1965. Stoke will fight, fight dirty if need be. They didn't have to today.

Get the feeling that our young players will take a game vs the big teams seriously. They sweet and bleed to prove they belong with the best.
When expected to win like vs Stoke and with an early lead, they get lazy and complacent.

They only thing we can blame Lambert for is failing to motivate the players properly.
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