Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: dave.woodhall on February 07, 2014, 01:11:52 PM

Title: New H&V out today
Post by: dave.woodhall on February 07, 2014, 01:11:52 PM
All your usual favourites, from your favourite seller. Still £2, buy one while you still can.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 06:35:12 PM
Come and say goodbye.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Tucson Villain on February 07, 2014, 06:44:57 PM
I will be back home for the Norwich game, it will be my last chance to pick one up.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 06:48:20 PM
Don't forget folks, come to the North Stand gates on Witton Lane and say hello while you still have chance.

And Mr Sox, you have to buy from me this issue!
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Louzie0 on February 07, 2014, 06:49:27 PM
Come and say goodbye.

God, it's not happening immediately, is it?

I can't get to Birmingham, City of Romance (see Birmingham thread) for a couple of weeks, yet.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 06:51:33 PM
Trinity Road Gates is better.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Damo70 on February 07, 2014, 06:53:16 PM
Come and say goodbye.

I reckon you should keep flying the flag by snapping up every back issue you can and selling them on a match day. Ignore what Dave says. A bit like the Catherine Tate sketch where she absolutely refuses to believe her time is up in the Doncaster Spinners.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 06:56:00 PM
Come and say goodbye.

God, it's not happening immediately, is it?

I can't get to Birmingham, City of Romance (see Birmingham thread) for a couple of weeks, yet.

End of the season.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 06:56:43 PM
Trinity Road Gates is better.

No they aren't!

*stamps feet*
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Louzie0 on February 07, 2014, 06:58:48 PM
Come and say goodbye.

God, it's not happening immediately, is it?

I can't get to Birmingham, City of Romance (see Birmingham thread) for a couple of weeks, yet.

End of the season.

Excellent. Lots of time to meet the devastatingly handsome one again, then.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 07:00:29 PM
Come and say goodbye.

God, it's not happening immediately, is it?

I can't get to Birmingham, City of Romance (see Birmingham thread) for a couple of weeks, yet.

End of the season.

Excellent. Lots of time to meet the devastatingly handsome one again, then.

So you are only going to say hello to Dave then? *cries*
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 07:00:31 PM
Come and say goodbye.

I reckon you should keep flying the flag by snapping up every back issue you can and selling them on a match day. Ignore what Dave says. A bit like the Catherine Tate sketch where she absolutely refuses to believe her time is up in the Doncaster Spinners.

I'm slowly coming to terms with it.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 07:01:33 PM
Leeg is hoping it rains tomorrow to help hide the puddle of tears.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 07:03:23 PM
It's Call Everyone Dave Day tomorrow. Apart from Dave. He's Rodney.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Louzie0 on February 07, 2014, 07:15:22 PM
Come and say goodbye.

God, it's not happening immediately, is it?

I can't get to Birmingham, City of Romance (see Birmingham thread) for a couple of weeks, yet.

End of the season.

Excellent. Lots of time to meet the devastatingly handsome one again, then.

So you are only going to say hello to Dave then? *cries*

Mop up the tears. Every seller is devastatingly handsome.
I have Villa CGI.



Actually I still like the seller on the Holte End gates; Steve.

Devastating.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Damo70 on February 07, 2014, 07:16:04 PM
Come and say goodbye.

God, it's not happening immediately, is it?

I can't get to Birmingham, City of Romance (see Birmingham thread) for a couple of weeks, yet.

End of the season.

Excellent. Lots of time to meet the devastatingly handsome one again, then.

How sad is it that I'm trying to work out which one your talking about? In fact as an ex bookie I even started compiling odds in my head!

The rugged looking one 5/2 fav
The older rugged looking one 7/2 2nd fav
The one with the gift of the gab 4/1
The young one 5/1
The thinking woman's crumpet 6/1
The one who looks like Stephen Merchant 6/1
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 07:18:19 PM
The boring one 16-1.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 07:21:06 PM
I want to know which one I am!
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Louzie0 on February 07, 2014, 07:21:55 PM
Well, now you know.
Or do you?

Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Damo70 on February 07, 2014, 07:23:15 PM
I want to know which one I am!

2nd fav son. ;)
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 07:24:06 PM
/boom
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: dave.woodhall on February 07, 2014, 07:24:44 PM
I assume I'm favourite.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Damo70 on February 07, 2014, 07:26:24 PM
I assume I'm favourite.

The thinking woman's crumpet.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 07:28:26 PM
I doubt if I even make the list.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: dave.woodhall on February 07, 2014, 07:32:05 PM
I doubt if I even make the list.

The one under a pile of rubble.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Louzie0 on February 07, 2014, 07:33:26 PM
Leeg, you gave me The Football.
I've also admired your Movember activities.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 07:34:03 PM
I doubt if I even make the list.

I love you Leeg.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Damo70 on February 07, 2014, 07:38:02 PM
I doubt if I even make the list.

I stuck you in as favourite. I was trying to take a stab from a women's point of view. Trust me that was the only stab I was trying to take. Don't feel the need to move if you ever find yourself sat by me again. You should all post pictures and put it to the female vote.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 07:41:10 PM
Rugged-looking? I must have forgotten to shave again. No member of the female populace would give me a second glance.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Louzie0 on February 07, 2014, 07:42:00 PM
I assume I'm favourite.

Loved the hug. Thank you. X
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 07:45:30 PM
If i'm behind Leeg i'm suddenly not so flattered to be second favourite!
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 07:46:42 PM
See! Even the male members of the populace wouldn't look twice.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: paulcomben on February 07, 2014, 07:46:57 PM
Should the M6 be kind and I arrive early, I may attempt a circumnavigation of the stadium, buying a copy from each seller. Anyone else fancy The HnV Round The Park Challenge? (Cockerneys may be encountered in the north eastern quarter.)
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 07:46:58 PM
I doubt if I even make the list.

I love you Leeg.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 07:47:20 PM
Should the M6 be kind and I arrive early, I may attempt a circumnavigation of the stadium, buying a copy from each seller. Anyone else fancy The HnV Round The Park Challenge? (Cockerneys may be encountered in the north eastern quarter.)

What an excellent idea.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 07:49:25 PM
I should always get the pity purchases. I have zero shelter and have to deal with nearly all the away fans asking if it is the programme.  This despite a fecking great big kiosk a few feet to my left stating "Official Programmes"
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Louzie0 on February 07, 2014, 07:50:15 PM
Ooh. Definitely not second favourite.
More, favourite. Thank you for the PMs. Saying no more.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 07:51:18 PM
I should always get the pity purchases. I have zero shelter and have to deal with nearly all the away fans asking if it is the programme.  This despite a fecking great big kiosk a few feet to my left stating "Official Programmes"

You've only fully experienced the ineptitude when a Villa fan asks you where the Holtey End is.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 07, 2014, 07:53:01 PM
I've never had them say Holtey, I have been asked for the Holte End though by people wearing Villa colours. Only when we play Chavski, Liverpool etc funnily enough.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: olaftab on February 07, 2014, 08:02:54 PM
Excellent. Lots of time to meet the devastatingly handsome one again, then.
Oh Louzie0 I will wait for you by the McGregor statue.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Louzie0 on February 07, 2014, 08:06:09 PM
Excellent. Lots of time to meet the devastatingly handsome one again, then.
Oh Louzie0 I will wait for you by the McGregor statue.

Give it a couple of weeks, Aftab!
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: olaftab on February 07, 2014, 08:08:20 PM
I doubt if I even make the list.
I love you Leeg.
Your love is King.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: olaftab on February 07, 2014, 08:10:02 PM
Excellent. Lots of time to meet the devastatingly handsome one again, then.
Oh Louzie0 I will wait for you by the McGregor statue.

Give it a couple of weeks, Aftab!
Two weeks ...damn two weeks....
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: TopDeck113 on February 07, 2014, 08:11:20 PM
I wonder who I'll purchase from...?  Decisions, decisions...
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Legion on February 07, 2014, 08:13:18 PM
Me.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: TopDeck113 on February 07, 2014, 08:18:12 PM
In the spirit of teacher solidarity I might just do that, Lee!
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: Damo70 on February 07, 2014, 08:21:03 PM
I always used to buy from Percy but I haven't spotted him lately so walking from the social have bought from Curtis. Who has always got up late, not put enough layers on and moans that he is cold. Although when I finally convinced him it really was my birthday the day we played Cardiff he offered me a penny back on my purchase. Obviously I declined. 2p off and I would have snatched his hand off!
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: UK Redsox on February 07, 2014, 11:10:23 PM
Don't forget folks, come to the North Stand gates on Witton Lane and say hello while you still have chance.

And Mr Sox, you have to buy from me this issue!

Yep. Tomorrow it'll be buy from Mr Shin, wave at Mr Woodhall, then drop by to see Leeg
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow.
Post by: dave.woodhall on February 08, 2014, 12:31:41 AM
The online version is now available here: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/heroes-villains-villa-fanzine/id626720195?mt=8
Title: Re: New H&V out today
Post by: cheltenhamlion on February 08, 2014, 11:42:17 AM
If you wish you could always buy one off me in The Bartons after the game.
Title: Re: New H&V out today
Post by: UK Redsox on February 08, 2014, 07:23:25 PM
Made it into H&V again, first up in the "Fives"
Title: Re: New H&V out today
Post by: BC54 VFC on February 09, 2014, 06:31:23 PM
Made it into H&V again, first up in the "Fives"

This ain't no Mudd Club. ;)
Title: Re: New H&V out today
Post by: UK Redsox on February 09, 2014, 07:06:43 PM
Made it into H&V again, first up in the "Fives"

This ain't no Mudd Club. ;)

I did a Max's "Five" as well but it didn't make the cut.
Title: Re: New H&V out today
Post by: BC54 VFC on February 09, 2014, 07:21:01 PM
Made it into H&V again, first up in the "Fives"

This ain't no Mudd Club. ;)

I did a Max's "Five" as well but it didn't make the cut.

I'm sure it'll be in the next edition.   :) Took a photo of the outside of CBGB when I was in New York with the family in 2000. Have seen many of the bands that have played there, albeit in the U.K., with Patti Smith being my favourite on your list.
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