Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Louzie0 on July 19, 2013, 08:34:00 PM
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Christian Benteke nominated on the 'insignificant Villa players' thread.
An absence of MON
Peace love harmony and mutual understanding breaks out in 'Off Topic'.
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Villadroid wins an award from The Campaign for Plain English.
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The Stephen Ireland rehabilitation Thread with added goals.
(Would be nice but sadly, unlikely)
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VillaKicks and SPA posting something comprehensible.
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To be honest, mate, I haven't got a clue
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Greg n'Ash and Risso photographed going into anger management counselling.
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GregNash photographed at Villa Park.
Well, somebody had to...
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Free fanzines for all!
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"Well, I'm glad we avoided Manchester United in the third round."
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"Tony Pulis' claret and blue army!"
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'Faulkner gambles Randy's last £million on a sure thing in the Grand National'
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"I really enjoyed that game. Stoke City under Hughes are such a breath of fresh air."
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Legion's Guide to Investing Your Lottery Winnings.
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Tottenham fans joining the site.
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Olaftab - New King of Sweden.
Monarch will rule on a timeshare basis between Stockholm and Villa park (Reuters)
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A 4 page article that says,
1- Louzie0 packs in Cab Sauv
2- olney backs down on conspiracy thread
3- Legion is no longer omnipresent
4-Louzie0 packs in Cab Sauv.
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UKRedsox announces the death of a celebrity that anybody's heard of.
Danlanza is the voice of reason and common sense in the conspiracy thread.
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Dave to give us poor sellers 2 bowls of gruel on a matchday.
Me to say Mila Kunis is a munter.
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Troy Eccles.
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And thank fuck for that!
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eastie.
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Calm, rational in-game analysis on the match-threads.
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Prince William, and our joy at him calling his daughter "Withey" after the villa legend.
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eastie.
Do you mean our Mark?
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"Hodgson picks Villa midfield three as core of the Rio challenge"
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The Post Match thread still on here by the time the fans have arrived home from the game.
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It is left in HD for 48 hours or so then archived in the MT&PR section. Cheek!
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I trust we didn't have a game today, Lee? ;)
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Errrr...there is a caveat to the post above yours. If a new match thread is started the previous ones are archived earlier in order to free up space in the sticky section.
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The other cravat is that Leeg makes it up as he goes along.
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Great to see Villa keep two consecutive clean sheets.
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I cannot remember the last time I saw Villa concede from a corner.
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It is incredible how often Villa score from corners.
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Stephen Ireland really put in a shift for the Villa team tonight.
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The other cravat is that Leeg makes it up as he goes along.
Cravat? That's a necktie.
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eastie.
Do you mean our Mark?
AT the time,that was intended as a joke. I don't even know eastie's name. Apologies Eastie.
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Woodhall was standing outside the ground, giving away free copies!
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Benteke looks rather fetching in Tottenhams away shirt.
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AVTV in full working order. Jack Woodward bearable.
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The other cravat is that Leeg makes it up as he goes along.
Cravat? That's a necktie.
Sorry, meant caviar.
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Really impressed with Selhurst Park. Lovely area.
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I wish we were named after the city.
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Really impressed with Selhurst Park. Lovely area.
And it's so accessible, too!
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woo hoo, the dog shite have got promoted
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The Albion are playing well, aren't they?
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And Blues won as well. Terrific news for the Midlands
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VillaKicks has a 100% record at guessing transfer targets.
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Nobody on the Forum throughout the entire season used There, They're nor Their in the wrong place.
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Wow, wins at Eastlands, Old Trafford, Emirates, Stamford Bridge and Wembley - all in a single season and with a new team of young unknowns from all across Europe.
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I'm going to watch Chelsea next week - Plumbutt Cooper
We should never have bought Heskey - Louzie0
Maybe we should put in a Bid for Terry - Damon loves JT
Don't be daft - Villa Kicks
Nous sommes très costauds défensivement - Percy McCarthy
Guzan needs to get more distance on his kicks - Rudy Lambert
I've just bought a second hand Nissan Micra - Risso
Welcome back - mods
Didn't we beat Sunderland last year? - Legion
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If only Doug was still in charge.
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I'm going to watch Chelsea next week - Plumbutt Cooper
We should never have bought Heskey - Louzie0
Maybe we should put in a Bid for Terry - Damon loves JT
Don't be daft - Villa Kicks
Nous sommes très costauds défensivement - Percy McCarthy
Guzan needs to get more distance on his kicks - Rudy Lambert
I've just bought a second hand Nissan Micra - Risso
Welcome back - mods
Didn't we beat Sunderland last year? - Legion
First time I've seen proof that anyone is reading anything they did not write themselves. Thank goodness.
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The other cravat is that Leeg makes it up as he goes along.
Let's hope he at least had a good weekend and a not too hard return to work today.
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Lambert will never have that special bond with the fans that O'Leary had.
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Joe Bennett is awesome and did you see how good Bannan's passing was
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Well danlanza was right.
(Conspiracy thread)
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This chunky new presenter is way better than Suzanne Virdee.
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Striking H and V sellers recieve double your money payrise.
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Ah so that's why Barry didn't take the penalty
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A thread called: It Pays to Increase Your Word Power
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Well done lambert for signing _________. I've seen him play and really rate him.
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Ffs, Randy, keep your trap shut.
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eastie.
Do you mean our Mark?
As he said to me in a PM he doesn't like being referred to by his real name...and for good reason.
Any more probs with the cops Mark?
You must have the wrong person Irish. eastie has never been worried about people using his first name and has certainly never been in trouble with the police. Try having a pop at someone who can respond to your comments, not someone who is having a short break from the site.
Many thanks
Borris the Bullet Dodger.
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I wish Dave Whelan was on SSN a bit more often.
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Chelsea : everybody's second team.
Phil Dowd's the referee? Great! Three points in the bag for Villa.
I can't see Man U coming back from this. We'll see this victory out easily.
Is anyone else staying over in Stoke? Got any good hotel recommendations?
Craven Cottage : what a shithole.
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Lambert - Manager of the month for August.
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What time does the civic reception start?
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Gibbons versus Owls, agreement has been reached.
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Danlanza (post 11pm) - *Something comprehensible*
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Nice sporting gesture there from Van Persie.
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The quality of this stream is perfect!
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Nobody on the Forum throughout the entire season used There, They're nor Their in the wrong place.
I could of guessed someone would come up with this one.
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Nobody will say loose when they mean lose either.
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Nice to keep clean sheet
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Nobody will say of instead of have.
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Danlanza (post 11pm) - *Something comprehensible*
It would make a change. ;)
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Every poster spells the name of our Irish central defender correctly.
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Another 5-4! This is liquid football.
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To be honest I wouldn't be that surprised with a 5-4 or two... if McLeish was still in charge I'd grant you, unlikely...
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A suggestion to sign jermain Beckford or charlie adam
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Great news! All black and Asian posters have been banned!
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Bono. Or more to the point Bono not being anybody's dream pick in the Deathwatch sweepstake.
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well as we all vote Conservative we may as well post Conservative.
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As there are so many admirers of Spurs round here we've started a new board called "Cock Talk".
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Mark Lawrenson's score predictions are always biased in Villa's favour.
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Man United rarely get a mention on Football Focus. it's all Villa Villa Villa, every Saturday..
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Can't wait for our top of the table clash against Hull, just bought five tickets in the Bosko Balaban Stand.
So... you prefer Celtic, I prefer Rangers. Let's just agree to disagree and not go on about it.
I really enjoy Clive Tyldesley's commentary.
David Gould: one of football's good guys.
Half-Man Half Biscuit? Load of shite. I'm more of a U2 man.
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Who, McGrath? Nah he was shit.
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Welcome back, ac williams.
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A suggestion to sign jermain Beckford or charlie adam
VK will get round to it, don't you worry about that mate.
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I don't think Paul Lambert could have made his words any clearer in that interview.
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That Legion's a jammy get.
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Actually, Paul Weller's a bit shit.
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Karen Brady - classy lady. That's my motto!
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Are we going to get relegated?
How many points do we need from next 6?
Next game is do or die (posted in October)?
Sweden denounces Monarchy!
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Legion being nice to people.
Aston Villa 8 Chelsea 0 scoreline.
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Legion being nice to people.
What is that supposed to mean?
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FFS Lambert, where's the 4 year contract that Ireland deserves.
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I sold enough copies of H&V at the last game, I suggest you find an alternative vendor at the next game.
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Good to see Hutton get man of the match
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It is so enjoyable to sup a couple of great pints of English ale in a great boozer so close to the stadium before and after every match.
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Legion being nice to people.
What is that supposed to mean?
See.
*Love you really Leeg*
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Good to see Hutton get man of the match
After playing well in the Coventry v Wolves match.
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"I never want this season to end!"
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Legion being nice to people.
I've never known him be anything else.
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Legion being nice to people.
I've never known him be anything else.
Salsa, you didn't say Tangerine Dream were shit, or something foolish like that did you?
Oh and what Percy said.
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So, another consummately professional job on the commentary by Our Jack W - what a guy!
Can sumboddy pls explane the offside rule and other rule's? Ooh sorry, law's.
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Legion being nice to people.
What is that supposed to mean?
(http://themissouritorch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/what-did-you-just-say.gif)
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Actually, Paul Weller's a bit shit.
I did say this in response to people slagging off Mumford & Sons. Gone to see him, and I don't get it.
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Legion being nice to people.
What is that supposed to mean?
(http://themissouritorch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/what-did-you-just-say.gif)
Legion catches flies?
He may do but he's always nice.
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SPA must have been at the volatile solvents or similar.
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eastie.
Do you mean our Mark?
What's happened to Eastie? (I've not had chance to get on here as much, this last week or two).
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SPA must have been at the volatile solvents or similar.
Be nice!!
;)
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eastie.
Do you mean our Mark?
What's happened to Eastie? (I've not had chance to get on here as much, this last week or two).
Eastie? Gone?
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I cant believe Messi really wants to join us
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A suggestion to sign jermain Beckford or charlie adam
VK will get round to it, don't you worry about that mate.
sure he will, im waiting for him to start linking us with our own players.
on another note bannan aint been in our casino for ages is he packing his bags to celtic?
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DaveClarkFive: "I'll have a Stella".
Pailine: "Another? No, thanks."
Steve Rose: "Welcome to my local".
Percy: "Some things are more important then Paul Weller".
Chris Smith: "I agree".
Darren Wooley: "You're talking shit, mate".
Nick: " White riot, I want a riot. I'll riot on my own".
Bad English: "I wish James Toner was here to help me with my French".
Adrenachrome: Anything that doesn't go over my head.
Eastie: "I haven't heard anything."
Greg: "I agree".
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Actually, Paul Weller's a bit shit.
I did say this in response to people slagging off Mumford & Sons. Gone to see him, and I don't get it.
First Northern Soul, then Paul Weller. You'll be slagging my kids off next.
Still, I'll try not to get too worked up about someone who compares the composer of 'Down In The Tubestation At Midnight' unfavourably with the trust-fund Wurzels.
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"Another solid performance by Villa's back line, that's TWO clean sheets on the bounce now!!"
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Fortress Villa Park.
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Controversial posters. The droid, Gnash, Easty, Rissbrook, all part of the great cull of summer 2013.
Can they please be replaced by former Heroes Simon Page, Simon Barron, Rip Van Winklefletch and AlessandroBellPiero ?
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Controversial posters. The droid, Gnash, Easty, Rissbrook, all part of the great cull of summer 2013.
Back at HQ post cull, we're all like this.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9wwwznLm1ql5bqso1_500.gif)
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Mazrim waxing lyrical about the fantastic cultural weekend he spent in Liverpool :)
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Mazrim waxing lyrical about the fantastic cultural weekend he spent in Liverpool :)
Or about what a great club Spurs are.
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pauliewalnuts going to a Muse gig.
Darren Woolley telling us about the hidden meanings, metaphors and connotations within War and Peace on the books thread.
Eastie not replying to one of Clampy's posts.
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Hitler Rants, Benteke puts in January transfer request
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Those Hitler videos, so funny. More please.
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There's only one thing i TOTALLY LOVE more than a Hitler spoof video, it is those posters that say KEEP CALM and DO SOMETHING.
I love them!
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No one will say on a match-thread that XYZ is fucking shit and why is he on the pitch 30 seconds before XYZ turns into Messidonna and scores a screamer.
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Orange dot ?? Phhhhh
Who needs it
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I'm so glad Man Utd and Spurs both got relegated. Bastards.
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VillaKicks and SPA posting something comprehensible.
This is the reason :)
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Can I just say that I'm very excited to be here by the way, and if things go well I will be willing to meet you at the Harvey Nics champagne bar so I can apologize in person about altidore being shit
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Are you grooming the whole site, or just Legion?
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im always the victim
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Can I just say that I'm very excited to be here by the way, and if things go well I will be willing to meet you at the Harvey Nics champagne bar so I can apologize in person about altidore being shit
just to be clear im saying jozy will be a hit !!! so this event is not gonna happen
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SPA, it was simply a little bit of a joke.
VK, you've completely lost me.
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I'm so glad I missed the Sunderland game.
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I'm so glad I missed the Sunderland game.
Piss off. *(Starts to sob uncontrollably again)*
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Actually, Paul Weller's a bit shit.
I did say this in response to people slagging off Mumford & Sons. Gone to see him, and I don't get it.
First Northern Soul, then Paul Weller. You'll be slagging my kids off next.
Still, I'll try not to get too worked up about someone who compares the composer of 'Down In The Tubestation At Midnight' unfavourably with the trust-fund Wurzels.
I take it as a sign of quality when a British band is under-appreciated here in Aus and a sign of shiteness when they are rated. In the former, Kinks, Small Faces, Jam, Dexys, Blur. In the latter, and I'd never seen that phrase before but I love it, The Trust Fund Wurzels. And now I'm heading over to the 'shit or misunderstood' thread to post the real Wurzels and god help anyone who puts shit.
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VK, you've completely lost me.
Heh. Somehow I don't think that's an unlikely thing to see! ;)
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Will anyone ever score against us???
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Actually, Paul Weller's a bit shit.
I did say this in response to people slagging off Mumford & Sons. Gone to see him, and I don't get it.
First Northern Soul, then Paul Weller. You'll be slagging my kids off next.
Still, I'll try not to get too worked up about someone who compares the composer of 'Down In The Tubestation At Midnight' unfavourably with the trust-fund Wurzels.
I take it as a sign of quality when a British band is under-appreciated here in Aus and a sign of shiteness when they are rated. In the former, Kinks, Small Faces, Jam, Dexys, Blur. In the latter, and I'd never seen that phrase before but I love it, The Trust Fund Wurzels. And now I'm heading over to the 'shit or misunderstood' thread to post the real Wurzels and god help anyone who puts shit.
Can't take credit for that phrase. Paulie or Rudy I think. Or Chris Jameson or Nev? Oh, fuck knows.
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How many times have we been first on MotD this season. Amazing
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I had a tear in my eye when Concrete Ron lifted the FA Cup above his head.
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That Gnasher, always looking on the bright side no matter what!
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Vlaar keeps scoring for fun and he is not at fault for one goal against us so far. December 2013.
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Vlaar keeps scoring for fun and he is not at fault for one goal against us so far. December 2013.
We won't have conceded a goal as at December 2013.
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Heroes Chatmandu
For all things Villa-related.
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Risso
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It's only a matter of time before Bowery forces Benteke out of the side if he keeps showing this form.
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nice to see us keep two clean sheets in a row
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Sylla and Delph need to get stuck in more. How can we be into the New Year and neither has a yellow card?
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Alot of the team dont have premier league experience !! Haha not anymore !!
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We're going to struggle to hold on to the Fonz this season - he's got the world cup at the end as a showcase for him. He could play at the very top level.
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We are so good on set pieces.
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They'll never score from that corner.
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Another dull 1-0 win for villa.
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Weekend group offers to Majorca with the chance of seeing a former Villa legend in action.
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That's our 4th siging in the over 30 age bracket now. I heard Parker is on £100k+.
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Weekend group offers to Majorca with the chance of seeing a former Villa legend in action.
The thing that I like about the Lower Trinity is the non-stop singing
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Villa have taken the lead. Time to relax. What could go wrong?
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I know we won the league, but isn't the football a bit dull?
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Ten minutes to go, there's no way we're going to throw this one away.
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I can't believe we sacked Paul Lambert and brought back McLeish because Fergie sent another letter!!
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Two games without conceding a goal - we must be on for some kind of record here
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A home match-thread with BE not posting a comment about Villa fans leaving early to "beat the traffic" or mentioning fans "giving the wankers' " to the ref (inverted commas his own). Boo yeah.
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Yeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssss !! 2-0
Absolutely no way back for Utd now
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Phil Dowd was spot on with that decision, even though it disadvantaged Manchester United.
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Don't you think that claret and blue makes us look a bit gay?
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Well Birmingham City look like they'll be coming back up. What a welcome addition to the Premier League they will be, too.
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I just wish I could turn on the TV or radio and not have to listen to Randy Lerner flapping his gob.
Morning, noon and night. Yadda yadda yadda.
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wasn't it great to see Steve Hodge on the pitch at half-time....
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I can't make the FA cup final as my sister in law is getting married again for the 3rd time on that day (what's she like eh?). PM me if you're interested.
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That Downing at the scousers is bang in form at the minute!
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Birmingham City, what a credit to the city they are. I wish we were named after the city.
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I've not read a single tweet about Kiyotake for at least 2 minutes now.
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Talking of Tweets, I wish Julie would tweet more often. She speaks a lot of sense.
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I would like to see the removal of 'go down' at the top of every page! Makes me cringe.
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That fucking Frank. He comes on here giving it the big un all the time and, after spending time with him, I don't think it is appropriate that we have a European drug lord posting here. The man brings more Russian hookers in to the country than the Chinese bring DVD players.
Any fella that is happy running a string of mules from Bremen and masking it with membership of numerous of foreign supporters clubs... We should be very careful with that. Villa kicks will report me to Paul Faulkner again!
Do you know, I was having some issues at work and Frank sold me a gun in The Bartons after the Chelsea match?
He is one crazy Mother Fucker. Avoid.
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That fucking Frank. He comes on here giving it the big un all the time and, after spending time with him, I don't think it is appropriate that we have a European drug lord posting here. The man brings more Russian hookers in to the country than the Chinese bring DVD players.
Any fella that is happy running a string of mules from Bremen and masking it with membership of numerous of foreign supporters clubs... We should be very careful with that. Villa kicks will report me to Paul Faulkner again!
Do you know, I was having some issues at work and Frank sold me a gun in The Bartons after the Chelsea match?
He is one crazy Mother Fucker. Avoid.
For those of us who know Frank, this certainly made me chuckle. And you definitely won't ever see on H & V next season...
Will you Frank????
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It was our Summer piss up in the Jewellery Quarter when I first made the gag about Frank being a career criminal using our foreign supporters clubs as a front.
The gag went down well so I intend to use it at every opportunity next season.
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It was our Summer piss up in the Jewellery Quarter when I first made the gag about Frank being a career criminal using our foreign supporters clubs as a front.
The gag went down well so I intend to use it at every opportunity next season.
Until you disappear.
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Billionaire media tyrant, Dave Woodhall, gives H&V sellers a raise.
Ads is a complete miserablist with never anything positive to say about the club.
West Brom, they truly are the pride of the Midlands.
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He offered me a horses head or my reference for Arsenal away earlier.
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Dave, an idea for a page each time next year. The Adventures of Frankie P, International Crime Baron?
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What was the last American light beer you drank and was it any good?
Had a Bud Light Lime at the Barton's after the Monday night game in January. Very refreshing and moreish. 9.5/10
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Shearer talking nothing but sense tonight.
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Listened to the new U2 album last night, fantastic stuff. Bono's lyrics really moved me. He's a great man.
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*anything containing a paragraph, rather than a series of single sentences*
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Robbie Savage tips us to stay up.
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Robbie Savage tips us to stay up.
Actually, I think he's tipped us to finish top half next season.
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Robbie Savage tips us to stay up.
Actually, I think he's tipped us to finish top half next season.
Bugger, we're doomed then.
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Lawro certain knows a thing or two about predicting results. I hang on his every word.
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Lawro certain knows a thing or two about predicting results. I hang on his every word.
Lawro, the kind of guy every football fan would love to go for a pint with.
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Lawro certain knows a thing or two about predicting results. I hang on his every word.
Lawro, the kind of guy every football fan would love to go for a pint with.
Keeps tipping Liverpool to lose though. Don't know what he's got against them.
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The MOTD panel have totally nailed goal of the month again.
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The MOTD panel have totally nailed goal of the month again.
That's true. But, do you not find it a bit embarrassing the way they fawn over Villa each week? It's a bit much imo.
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For the 18th time in a row, we start MOTD with a game involving Aston Villa.
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Villa are solid now with the impressive Lescott Brambles leading the back line.
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I can't believe we missed out on Altidore.
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I can't believe we missed out on Altidore.
I can't believe that not even one person suggested Altidore as a worthy signing over the summer.
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Barry didn't take the penalty because.....
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Thanks to Sky Sports for showing 03/03/03 on Football Gold over the summer.
I had forgotten how enjoyable it was to watch.
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shearer and hansen nailed it for me.
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"Replacing Nr.20 Christian Benteke, please give a warm Villa Park welcome to Nr 74 Jermaine Beckford"
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Somebody saying that "Beckford's at it again, I see."
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In a tribute to our other friends we're going to change the name of the site to Heroes & Villains Talk.
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Old Skool
"Jermaine Brackford would be a good signing"
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Old Skool
"Jermaine Brackford would be a good signing"
Darren Brackford.
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Do you know what? we may well be just an average club with an average history.
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That jonathon Fear fellow is a great spokesperson for all Villa fans. I'm so glad that he speaks for all of us.
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I wish Aston Villa had the great tradition and history that teams like Chelsea do.
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Rio Ferdinand is really insightful for BT sport
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I see Altidore has been at it again.
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Lovely to see Nigel Callaghan and Robert Hopkins in The Aston Hotel, before the match.
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Between now and the Arsenal game no one will think Benteke is banned. Everyone will be able to work out 2 yellow cards = 1 match ban, which was Wigan.
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Between now and the Arsenal game no one will think Benteke is banned. Everyone will be able to work out 2 yellow cards = 1 match ban, which was Wigan.
Oooh get you!
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Nobody will say: 'So Dave, can you explain Randy's Five Year Plan to me one more time?'.
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Lovely to see Nigel Callaghan and Robert Hopkins in The Aston Hotel, before the match.
Yes, it was just a shame S***e H***e had to drop out at the last minute and couldn't make it.
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Lovely to see Nigel Callaghan and Robert Hopkins in The Aston Hotel, before the match.
Yes, it was just a shame S***e H***e had to drop out at the last minute and couldn't make it.
Yes, good of all of them to turn up to the Steamers reunion drinks
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The food was top notch at half time in the Holte today. It was that good i had to spend another two fucking quid to get my lad a chocolate bar from one of the Faulkner vending machines. Worth every penny.
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I can't remember the last time someone called Clark 'Clarke'.
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Ashley Westwood played shit again.
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Great banter with the Manchester United fans today. I've always found them warm, generous and funny. Smashing sense of humour.
(see also: Liverpool)
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Milner was a one-season wonder. I'd rather Westwood or Delph.
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Aston Villa had done the impossible in football. Brad Guzan had kept 38 successive clean sheet in premier league.
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Clark is like a rock. You just feel as though we'll never give anything away cheaply.
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Nice to see the price of H&V drop a £1 for the new season.
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Rafa Benitez has lost weight.
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Aston Villa had done the impossible in football. Brad Guzan had kept 38 successive clean sheet in premier league.
I think I would settle for 8...
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People constantly banging on about Villa signing former players.
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I wish the London media would stop going on about how great we are.
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People constantly banging on about Villa signing former players.
That's unlikely? I fucking hope so!
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I'm glad that they made the renaming of the "Holtey End" official. Its what everyone calls that stand anyway.
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'The dafabet bowl' has a nice ring to it. I'm glad we are covering Ireland's wages by renaming Villa Park. Well done to all.
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We really miss Bannan for his long range shooting.
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Hardcore dwarf porn.
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Hardcore dwarf porn.
Do you want me to post a link? ;)
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9/11 is perfectly explainable.
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Milner was a one-season wonder. I'd rather Westwood or Delph.
Really cant agree with you on this eamonn. If he was a one season wonder, he would not have been part of a premiership winning team. Great team ethic and would have him in any team of mine
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The new goal music and cheerleaders really add something to The Matchday Experience
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Milner was a one-season wonder. I'd rather Westwood or Delph.
Really cant agree with you on this eamonn. If he was a one season wonder, he would not have been part of a premiership winning team. Great team ethic and would have him in any team of mine
Shit, i hadnt read any comments on the thread :-(
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Tut-tut...1there's only 17 pages to get the gist of the thread ;)
You did walk nicely into proving my post right though!
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The counter staff in the VP stands' food & drink zones have sharp intellects & lightning reflexes.
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Milner was a one-season wonder. I'd rather Westwood or Delph.
Really cant agree with you on this eamonn. If he was a one season wonder, he would not have been part of a premiership winning team. Great team ethic and would have him in any team of mine
Shit, i hadnt read any comments on the thread :-(
But on the other hand, you have verified the Luton thread from somewhere else much earlier.
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Things were so much better when Bannan was wanging every corner off the far corner flag.
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And if we can't persuade tottenham, we should hopefully have had a sell-back agreement with Genk.
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Benteke's goals per game ratio is apalling. The worst we have ever seen in a Villa shirt.
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One sees so little litter walking along the streets towards Villa Park.
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I missed Weimann nipping in at the back post cos Big-Eared Benteke was in the way.
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Bring Back Ireland.
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The other thing with the BNP/EDL is that they tell it like it is.
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The guy who I buy H&V from actually smiled and said hello today
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I'm fed up of these Saturday 3pm kick-off times, I wish they'd mix it up a bit.
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The best away trip of the season was definitely Newport
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I was worried about Saturdays game until I saw Phil Dowd was in charge, phew!
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Fuck me that Karen Brady, she's stunning
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John Terry, what a hero to us all.
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John Terry, what a hero to us all.
Hold on, Damon might actually say that
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John Terry, what a hero to us all.
Hold on, Damon might actually say that
Well if he does we'll have a good ol' fashion lynchin' party.
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John Terry, what a hero to us all.
Hold on, Damon might actually say that
Well if he does we'll have a good ol' fashion lynchin' party.
Just like the good old days. Nothing says great times more than a hoedown and a lynching
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Nice to see that the Heathy Eating bar was so busy again today.
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The atmosphere in the Trinity Road was electric today!
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The guy who I buy H&V from actually smiled and said hello today
I pride myself on my customer relations.
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" I would love to buy all my subscribers a beer".
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We should really look to keep this on topic.
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The guy who I buy H&V from actually smiled and said hello today
I pride myself on my customer relations.
I'm always happy & polite, even when i'm getting drenched as I have the no shelter spot.
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I think the idea of the 39th game is a winner. Let's get it done!
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You're right. I'm wrong.
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The new goal music and cheerleaders really add something to The Matchday Experience
Even as a joke that one makes me grit my teeth!
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The new goal music and cheerleaders really add something to The Matchday Experience
Even as a joke that one makes me grit my teeth!
Didn't we do it for a while around the Carbone time, Or have I dreamt that?
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Wouldn't it be ace of we got back that fella with the bugle? I always thought it was a shame he only did it for one game.
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I think it was done once and went down like a lead balloon.
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Was it the Carbone hat-trick game?
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70th minute. Being overrun by the billionaire top 4 team. No way should Lambert bring on his first substitute.
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Will Delph EVER get booked this season???
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The new goal music and cheerleaders really add something to The Matchday Experience
Even as a joke that one makes me grit my teeth!
Didn't we do it for a while around the Carbone time, Or have I dreamt that?
There was one match in the Lerner era in which we flirted with goal music.
I remember dancing around after we'd scored, only to be stopped in my tracks by the sound of Chelsea Dagger by the Fratellis ringing out over the PA.
There was such a groundswell of dissatisfaction regarding this to the General (it was before he did one) that it never happened again.
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"The Wire"..... worst television show EVER !
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Sad news about Harry Hill passing. Drummond must be in bits.
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Sad news about Harry Hill passing. Drummond must be in bits.
Jesus Christ.
I just landed on this thread, didn't realise it was the Unlikely things thread, read that, thought "WHAT THE FUCK?" and did a google news search for Harry Hill.
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Sad news about Harry Hill passing. Drummond must be in bits.
Jesus Christ.
I just landed on this thread, didn't realise it was the Unlike things thread, read that, thought "WHAT THE FUCK?" and did a google news search for Harry Hill.
I had a similar shock when Fernando Alonso popped up in 'Celebrity Deathwatch' while the Grand Prix was on today.
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Many of us said after the Newport debacle Lambert should have done the Honorable thing and walked. How right were we.
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Ian Holloway, what a breath of fresh air he's been.
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Will Delph EVER get booked this season???
Just had one of those moments where you click on a thread, get distracted for a moment and forget what thread you're on. Just had a WTF moment reading that as a result.
Edit - apparently Pauliewalnuts did the same thing.
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Sad news about Harry Hill passing. Drummond must be in bits.
Jesus Christ.
I just landed on this thread, didn't realise it was the Unlikely things thread, read that, thought "WHAT THE FUCK?" and did a google news search for Harry Hill.
Bahaha...sorry. I must say though, that you managed to read the post, search for the bogus news and reply in less than 100 seconds is quite impressive. Your typing speed must be frenetic. Either that or you've got Stephen Hawking's voicebox machine hooked up to the 'puter.
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Only now his gone do we all appreciate a Bannan corner .
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That Usain Bolt, he seems like a decent chap.
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That Usain Bolt, he seems like a decent chap.
Er.... doesn't he?
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And all because we never really replaced Michael Boulding.
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That Usain Bolt, he seems like a decent chap.
Er.... doesn't he?
No.
Usain Bolt has pleaded with Aston Villa fan Prince William to let Son George grow up as a Manchester United supporter.
Red Devils nut Usain Bolt said the new Royal deserved to follow a trophy-winning team instead of one which struggled to survive in the Premier League last season.
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That Usain Bolt, he seems like a decent chap.
Er.... doesn't he?
No.
Usain Bolt has pleaded with Aston Villa fan Prince William to let Son George grow up as a Manchester United supporter.
Red Devils nut Usain Bolt said the new Royal deserved to follow a trophy-winning team instead of one which struggled to survive in the Premier League last season.
Fair enough. What a twat.
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Great to see Pistorious walk free
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That Usain Bolt, he seems like a decent chap.
Er.... doesn't he?
No.
Usain Bolt has pleaded with Aston Villa fan Prince William to let Son George grow up as a Manchester United supporter.
Red Devils nut Usain Bolt said the new Royal deserved to follow a trophy-winning team instead of one which struggled to survive in the Premier League last season.
Fair enough. What a twat.
Yeah, what a moron, I've gone right off him now. Typical manure prick.
And nowhere near as talented as Bradman of course.
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Just imagine allowing our future Head Of State to be brought up with the values of a Man Utd fan.
"Your Majesty, would you like to express your support for our troops in the battle they are currently embroiled in?"
"Dunno, are they winning?"
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Sad news about Harry Hill passing. Drummond must be in bits.
Jesus Christ.
I just landed on this thread, didn't realise it was the Unlikely things thread, read that, thought "WHAT THE FUCK?" and did a google news search for Harry Hill.
Bahaha...sorry. I must say though, that you managed to read the post, search for the bogus news and reply in less than 100 seconds is quite impressive. Your typing speed must be frenetic. Either that or you've got Stephen Hawking's voicebox machine hooked up to the 'puter.
I do this for a living (waste time on the internet). I'm practically a pro.
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Don't worry, Birmingham City will blow up with four games to go, drop out of the two automatic places and have to settle for play offs.
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Wow! The ticket prices at Chelsea away are very reasonable, as usual.
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Agreed, Sandman. I am taking the wife as well.
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Wonderful, efficient service again this week at the refreshment kiosk.
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Top marks to the steward who appears an emaciated version of Wayne from Auf Wiedersehn Pet, he is a top chap. Not a jobs worth at all.
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Wonderful, efficient service again this week at the refreshment kiosk.
It's the service with a smile that I enjoy.
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What a great idea to serve cans of John Smiths at £3.30 a can. Just the ticket for a cheap half time refreshment.
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And the half-time pint is cold, refreshing, and Asahi. Well done Villa.
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That Usain Bolt, he seems like a decent chap.
Er.... doesn't he?
No.
Usain Bolt has pleaded with Aston Villa fan Prince William to let Son George grow up as a Manchester United supporter.
Red Devils nut Usain Bolt said the new Royal deserved to follow a trophy-winning team instead of one which struggled to survive in the Premier League last season.
Fair enough. What a twat.
Yeah, what a moron, I've gone right off him now. Typical manure prick.
And nowhere near as talented as Bradman of course.
Or Zatopek
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Just imagine allowing our future Head Of State to be brought up with the values of a Man Utd fan.
"Your Majesty, would you like to express your support for our troops in the battle they are currently embroiled in?"
"Dunno, are they winning?"
Brilliant.
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Once again, the tannoy announcements in the Upper Trinity are perfectly audible.
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What lovely words from David Platt about his time at the Villa. Such a humble man who continues to show his gratitude to us for making him a world star.
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Wasn't it nice to see the whole of Villa Park rise to welcome "Our Trevor" as he arrived to commentate for Sky.
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When the whole ground joined the Liverpool fans in a chorus of YNWA, It gave me goosebumps!
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I can't believe how defensively Lambert sets the team out.
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Fair play to Woodhall. Shouting a round for everyone in The Bartons after our 5-0 win over Man Ure must have cost a pretty penny.
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I always enjoy putting the world to rights with Greg Nash after a game.
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Fucking hell, you lucky bastard. I don't suppose you have a prediction for next weeks lottery numbers do you?
Legion?
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My word, Jane.
You are stone cold sober and make a fascinating point!
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Frank is organising running coke mules through Bremen again this weekend? That's a swizz, I haven't caught up with him in a while.
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Nile Ranger could turn out to be Lamberts best signing based on his debut hat-trick.
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Cheltenham Lion;
Honestly, you are fine, I can only have the one then I must get home.
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Trevor Fisher:
I just said something interesting that doesn't want to make Cheltenham Lion want to punch me in my overly educated, sanctimonious, fat, fucking face.
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I think you married a good un there, Amanda. That boy Cooper is quite a catch.
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Leeds. Now there is an away trip I miss.
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My word, Jane.
You are stone cold sober and make a fascinating point!
Pot, kettle Mr Griffin!
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Adam has put on no man tits at all since he started going out with Hayley.
Fuck me, Ken Watkins is like the wild man of rock.
I saw Jesus Dave earlier. A very gregarious fellow, he stopped for hours and spoiled us with his stories of following the Villa everywhere for years.
I can't make it this week, I am going to the tennis.
To be honest, I think the Olbiyun are a decent club.
How can you compete with Chelsea's history?
Coventry? If nothing else, its a nice play for a day out.
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Well I'd replace Lambert with Steve Hodge.
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Ron Vlaar looked formidable again today.
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I hope this one also gets moved to a Sunday 545pm kick off.
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Well I'd replace Lambert with Steve Hodge.
Totally. And his first signing should be Downing.
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Results over Christmas can't possibly be worse than they were last year.
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No-one going to the HMHB gig in Bilston then?
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Fair play to Woodhall. Shouting a round for everyone in The Bartons after our 5-0 win over Man Ure must have cost a pretty penny.
:)
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reading on the match thread, "oh look another shit floated Bannan corner/free kick"
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reading on the match thread, "oh look another shit floated Bannan corner/free kick"
We could draw Blackburn (or whoever he goes to) in one of the cups.
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I see Cheltenhamlion is saying nice things about us again.
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U2 gig - Pre match thread.
Octogenarian women you think are fit.
The uk redsox obscure American deathwatch thread
The PWS obscure foreign horror/monster movie thread
Nev's 'must see Tv on ITV this week' thread
Damon's 'but seriously' thread
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You know what? Fuck it. Saturdays are for the wife and kids from now on.
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The PWS obscure foreign horror/monster movie thread
Pffft, they are only obscure because not many others have as great taste as me. *sulks*
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Countries are starting to fear England now. The World Cup can't come soon enough for me.
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Since Scotland's independence I've really noticed a spring in Lambert's step.
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The PWS obscure foreign horror/monster movie thread
Pffft, they are only obscure because not many others have as great taste as me. *sulks*
Also, not many others have a video/DVD collection that would have made Bob Monkhouse jealous.
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The PWS obscure foreign horror/monster movie thread
Pffft, they are only obscure because not many others have as great taste as me. *sulks*
Also, not many others have a video/DVD collection that would have made Bob Monkhouse jealous.
He was more into Science Fiction and comics. Used to be a customer at the shop I worked at.
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He had numerous video recorders before most people even had one and an Obsession with taping anything and everything. I watched a documentary about it. You wouldn't have seen it as it didn't involve subtitles or killer tyres. ;)
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You have to feel a little for WBA and their fans, what a wretched season it's become for them.
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Breaking news from Hong Kong is that Carson Yeung has been aquitted of all charges in connection with money laundering.
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I hope Coventry recover from their current predicament.
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U2 Appreciation Thread.
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Much to VK's delight, Josy Altidore trudges off the pitch with the match ball after Villa get royally hammered by Sunderland. This a week after Spearings match winning stoppage time goal for West Brom.