Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: eamonn on July 06, 2013, 03:32:09 PM

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Post by: eamonn on July 06, 2013, 03:32:09 PM: An oldie, but full of opportunities:

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/60430000/jpg/_60430506_hi014738203.jpg)

Heskey's attempts to secure the ring were foiled by a hovering Smeagol.
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Post by: Virgil Caine on July 06, 2013, 03:55:47 PM: If you pull the first finger my tongue sticks out, and if you pull the second finger I break wind.
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Post by: Chris_Jephcott on July 06, 2013, 03:57:50 PM: Pull my finger...
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Post by: Slaphead on July 06, 2013, 04:47:44 PM: Heskey practices the Cossack (Kozachok) dance on hearing a bid has been accepted from Rubin Kazan
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Post by: jcsutv on July 06, 2013, 05:14:23 PM: Darren Huckerby's cheeky marriage proposal is violently rebuffed by Emile.
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Post by: danno on July 06, 2013, 05:23:46 PM: X rated Sooty invades pitch, and is attacked by Kung Fu Panda.
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Post by: Malandro on July 06, 2013, 05:43:26 PM: Ireland is a bell
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Post by: DrGonzo on July 06, 2013, 06:10:19 PM: Heskey spots a barn door, ironically he's left his banjo at home.
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Post by: Redsamurai on July 06, 2013, 09:20:20 PM: The lesser spotted Stephen Ireland in its very rare Aston villa playing coat has been reportly spotted - worth 50pts in any I - spy book of what a waste it talent / money footballer
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Post by: villa kicks on July 06, 2013, 09:57:35 PM: Emile Heskey supports the Kick It Out campaign
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Post by: warleyboy on July 06, 2013, 11:22:09 PM: Push pineapple shake the tree, aggadoo....
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on July 06, 2013, 11:46:46 PM: Stephen Ireland looks at the action and says "That will be £65,000 please. See you next week."
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Post by: *shellac* on July 07, 2013, 06:38:39 AM: "Stephen, one more snigger, I will shove the barn door, banjo and match ball up your arse."
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Post by: villasjf on July 07, 2013, 08:18:35 AM: Wheres Wally?
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Post by: danlanza on July 07, 2013, 10:28:48 AM: Heskey does Dynamo impression.
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Post by: supertom on July 07, 2013, 12:02:42 PM: Ireland: "Emile fallin over again innit. If he's getting 70 thousand a week, why is the fans moaning about wot I is getting paid? Booyakasha!"
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Post by: supertom on July 07, 2013, 12:04:33 PM: Heskey: "Lesson 1 Stevie: This is how you fall over...That's all I know mate."
Ireland: "Seems like a lot of effort to me Em. I'll just carry on strolling round the pitch if it's all the same with you."
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Post by: GordonCowansisthegreatest on July 07, 2013, 01:21:20 PM: Ireland; How is it that you get paid for sitting on your arse?
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Post by: adrenachrome on July 07, 2013, 02:39:03 PM: Quote from: GordonCowansisthegreatest on July 07, 2013, 01:21:20 PM
Ireland; How is it that you get paid for sitting on your arse?

Ha!

Or show one of these chaps above Stevie's addled bald bonce:

(http://www.wpclipart.com/signs_symbol/assorted/assorted_2/idea_light_bulb.png)
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Post by: CJ on July 07, 2013, 06:22:42 PM: Stephen Ireland was disappointed when Emile's invitation to join him in a bit of Hokey Cokey wasn't what he expected. He felt a right charlie