Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: kippaxvilla2 on June 14, 2013, 03:33:33 PM
-
Alexander Tonev - Woooo Alex, Alex,
Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex Tonnnnnnev.
Jores Okore
Woooo Jores Okkoooooreeee, Woooo Jores Okoooooreeee
Leandra Bacuna.
Bacuna, wooo ohhh, Bacuna, wooo ohh, anyone think of an ending to this one??
Nicklas Helenius.
(to the tune of DiCanio)
Nicklas Helenius, Nicklas Helenius, Nicklas Helenius.
-
It's gonna be "Bacuna Matatta".
-
Can we start having 'like' buttons.
-
There's only one...(enter name here)
-
Instead of a song we can all do the Poznan when Tonev scores.
Okore's song has to be something to the tune of 'That's Amore'. Someone more creative than me should probably try and think of one.
'Get the Holte End Back' posted this on Facebook earlier:
Chant for Leandro Bacuna (to the tune of Fernando - Abba)
"He makes everybody else look shite
He’s dynamite, Leandro
He is tackling for you and me
For the Villa team, Leandro"
-
Instead of a song we can all do the Poznan when Tonev scores.
Okore's song has to be something to the tune of 'That's Amore'. Someone more creative than me should probably try and think of one.
'Get the Holte End Back' posted this on Facebook earlier:
Chant for Leandro Bacuna (to the tune of Fernando - Abba)
"He makes everybody else look shite
He’s dynamite, Leandro
He is tackling for you and me
For the Villa team, Leandro"
Crikey Tom, you will be giving us dancing queen next ;)
-
has someone stolen the details of VP's pharmaceutical distributor?
-
yes, it was me! I obviously meant Villa Kicks' supplier
-
Get your tits out for the Bacs!
-
Instead of a song we can all do the Poznan when Tonev scores.
Okore's song has to be something to the tune of 'That's Amore'. Someone more creative than me should probably try and think of one.
'Get the Holte End Back' posted this on Facebook earlier:
Chant for Leandro Bacuna (to the tune of Fernando - Abba)
"He makes everybody else look shite
He’s dynamite, Leandro
He is tackling for you and me
For the Villa team, Leandro"
Crikey Tom, you will be giving us dancing queen next ;)
...
Tackling Queen
Half our Team
Is only 17
-
And he turned down Chelsea
To play for AV
That's Okore
Or something like that.
-
"He makes everybody else look shite
He’s dynamite, Leandro
He is tackling for you and me
For the Villa team, Leandro"
If he had to do the same again
He would our friend Leandro
-
I am the midfield man, I come from Flanders way and I can play.
What can you play?
I play the through ball.
Lee an lee an le-an-dro. Leandro, leandro..... Etc.
-
When it stays out the net
It's a surefire bet
It's Okore
-
I'd think Jores chant should be to the tune of Jaws ...
"Joooooooooooooooores! Joooooooooooooooooores! Jooooores! Joooooes! Jores! Jores! Jores! Jores!"
-
When you lose the ball
And get tackled and fall
That's Okore
When a leg breaks
At every tackle he makes
That's Okore
-
When you lose the ball
And get tackled and fall
That's Okore
When a leg breaks
At every tackle he makes
That's Okore
Given the likes of Cropley, Cowans and Nilis i'm not a fan of the second verse.
-
Bacuna Matata what a wonderful player!
-
Imagine being in Stoke:
When you can't score a goal
In this fucking shithole
That's Okore
When Rodney has missed
Like he's been on the piss
That's Okore
whatever the words, that's Okore must be the tune. I may have mentioned this previously...
-
This thread hurts my brain. Can't we just sing Shit Support M'Lord some more?
-
...
Tackling Queen
Half our Team
Is only 17
The young ones,
Villa are the young ones,
And young ones never are afraid.
-
To live
Love
Fuck to Man Ure
For they may not
Be the young ones
Very long
-
Oh Bacuna, Bacuna the night we fell under the spell of his skill (Belinda Carlisle la Luna, la Luna tune).
-
He is our Leandro Bacuna
He scores for Villa, not a Nose! (sorry)
(to 'Lily of Laguna')
-
There's only one...(enter name here)
Peter Withe ?
-
This thread hurts my brain. Can't we just sing Shit Support M'Lord some more?
Had a free ticket to West Brom in new year. Was struck by the fact that they seemed to have no chants for individual players. Loads of anti villa bollcks mind. Think it's great that we still create and sing chants for our lads but its not easy thinking them up. Don't think we have got chants yet for all of last years intake never mind the latest transfers, Westwood? Lowton?
-
There's only one...(enter name here)
Peter Withe ?
Funny that because I swear there's about 3 or 4 on here.
-
There's only one...(enter name here)
Peter Withe ?
Funny that because I swear there's about 3 or 4 on here.
Depends what part of his body you want to be. ;)
-
There's only one...(enter name here)
Peter Withe ?
Funny that because I swear there's about 3 or 4 on here.
Depends what part of his body you want to be. ;)
Still waiting for 'PeterWithesBellEnd' to make an appearance.
-
There's only one...(enter name here)
There's only one one in Tonev
-
Can you hear the fans Leandrooooo
-
Can you hear the fans Leandrooooo
Excellent
-
There's only one...(enter name here)
Peter Withe ?
Funny that because I swear there's about 3 or 4 on here.
Depends what part of his body you want to be. ;)
Still waiting for 'PeterWithesBellEnd' to make an appearance.
Check out the Conspiracy theory thread, you will find him there, and me and my mate Mr icke ;)
-
How is Okore pronounced? Could it be Okore , My Lord, Okore. Oh Lord . . . Sorry to suggest it but in 'That clip' he reminded me of God himself.
-
When you think he's a pup
but he just fucked you up
That's Okore
He's a joy to behold
and looks like Arnold
That's Okore
When you think you might score
He just closes the door
That's Okore
When you just tried to score
now you drink through a straw
That's Okore
-
Having just got in from an eighties night, and in the style of Depeche Mode/ Weimann and Culture Club/ Agbonlahor, I've been trying to find something from the A-ha oeuvre that works with Okore. Unfortunately its not working so far.
-
Okore, Okore, jores jores Okore,
Built like a wall, you ain't gonna score,
Jores jores okore
-
Boom boom boom let me hear you say bacuna
-
Elvis Costello's "I don't want to go to Chelsea" for Okore.
There's also a line in there "All the kids begin to play".
-
When it's cleared up the park
It's not Baker or Clark
It's Okore
-
Some good efforts here - better than my poor ones. I liked Maz's in particular.
-
Having just got in from an eighties night, and in the style of Depeche Mode/ Weimann and Culture Club/ Agbonlahor, I've been trying to find something from the A-ha oeuvre that works with Okore. Unfortunately its not working so far.
Try again later this afternoon..... I reckon there is a Boy George mix in your head waiting to pop out!
-
The nice thing about this summer is that we'll have plenty of time to get the songs figured out for new boys
-
leandro bancuna
"Guantanamera"
la la la la la
Leandro Bacuna.. Leandro Bacuna ..Leandro Bacuna !! ;)
-
Alexandra Tonev... Can't Get You Out of My Head
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
u just cant get the ball off tonev boy
when he scores we all just scream and shout
u just cant get the ball off tonev
boy when he scores we all scream and shout
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
;)
-
Nicklas Helenius "Rock Me Amadeus"
Nicklas Helenius Helenius Nicklas Helenius Nicklas Helenius oh oh Helenius
-
What about adapting the old Kia-ora advert for Okore
http://youtu.be/1SAUZGuLrmM
I'll be your dog!
-
Some form of the okey-kokey could be adapted for young Jores.
-
Most of these are shit. We need some to new tunes not ones that already exist imo.
The Okore/Amore one is too good not to though.
-
When the ball hits the net its not Benteke or Bent
its okore
or
Okore ohhhh-oh
Okore ohhhh-oh
They come from whereever
to play for the Villa
Okore ohhhh-oh
-
My attempt at a song for Okore:
Line 1
Line 2 (can't be bothered to think right now)
He said no to the Scousers and the Cockneys too
To play in defence for the Claret and Blue
Jor-es Okore, his name is Jor-es Okore.
His name is Jor-es Okore, Jor-es Okore.
To this tune -
-
You Tube clips of fancy tricks
He'll get his kicks down at B6
And the defence he's going to fix
He gave a little shrug, gave little Baz a cuddle
But there's no place here for Chrissy Waddle
Call him Okore or Jores if you wanna
He didn't want to go to Chelsea
Oh no it does not move him
Even though he's seen Sky TV
He doesn't want to sit on the bench
He doesn't want nobody else
He doesn't want to go to Chelsea
-
Any none amore okore songs are futile, because that is definitely what it will end up being. Can't confuse the villa faithful.
-
Any none amore okore songs are futile, because that is definitely what it will end up being. Can't confuse the villa faithful.
I know.
Just thought Born in the USA had potential as the chorus is repetitive. I'll tweak it and report back with a new terrace anthem.
-
You Tube clips of fancy tricks
He'll get his kicks down at B6
And the defence he's going to fix
He gave a little shrug, gave little Baz a cuddle
But there's no place here for Chrissy Waddle
Call him Okore or Jores if you wanna
He didn't want to go to Chelsea
Oh no it does not move him
Even though he's seen Sky TV
He doesn't want to sit on the bench
He doesn't want nobody else
He doesn't want to go to Chelsea
First two lines are good. ;D
Rest isn't though mate. Sorry. :-*
-
Breaking sweat in the hot sun
I fought Okore
And Okore won
Bacuna USSR?
The Luna-tics have taken over the asylum
and er..I've a vewy good fwend in Wome called Niklas Helenius. Anyone find that...amusing?
Sorry
-
When we get a corner and Jores comes up for it.. from 1min 12 seconds to 1min 24 sec..
-
When the ball hits his head and it lands in row z thats Okore.
-
When we get a corner and Jores comes up for it.. from 1min 12 seconds to 1min 24 sec..
That's actually good. It's a yes from me. 8)
-
Dis is wat da kidz r singin in a Jessie J stylee:
Seems like Lambert’s in the mood to buy,
Its gonna help him sleep at night.
When the Villa come first,
On the Match of the Day,
Just stop for a minute and smile
Why is Benteke so serious?
Scoring goals with Nik Helenius?
Got Gabby’s desire
And N’Zog’s on fire
We’re really gonna have a good time
Everybody look to their left (side)
Everybody look to their right (side)
Can you feel that (yeah)
The Villa gonna win tonight?
Yacouba Sylla, Sylla, Sylla
Plays for the Villa, Villa, Villa,
Okore and Bacuna
Will bring the trophies sooner
Ain't about the (uh) Cha Champions League
Ain't about the (yeah) Puh Premier League
A rocket from the Weimann,
Will send us into dreamland.
-
Nicked off someone on Facebook. To the tune of Mambo No5. It amused me.
A little bit of Weimann in our lives
A little bit of Lowton down the sides
A little bit of Sylla is all we need
A little bit of Gabby with his speed
A little bit of Guzan with his class
A little bit of Westwood with his pin-point pass
A little bit of cheering from the fans and we've got the best team in the land
-
A little bit of Weimann in our lives
A little bit of Lowton down the sides
A little bit of Sylla is all we need
A little bit of Gabby with his speed
A little bit of Guzan with his class
A little bit of Westwood with his pin-point pass
A little bit of yellow cards from Delphy
A little bit of play anywhere from Bowery
A little bit of Charlie running wild
A little bit of Ireland acting like a child
A little bit of Baker in your face
A little bit of Delfouneso with his pace
A little bit of Okore in defence
A little bit of Bacuna he's immense
A little bit of Luna bound to shine
A little bit of Lambo, we'll be fine
A little bit of five-one against the scum
A little bit of Villa being the pride of Brum
A little bit of nineteen-eighty-two
A little bit of Morley on to Witheys shoe
A little bit of cheering from the fans
We're Aston Villa, we're the best in the land
-
Hey hey Helen
Now you play on your own No need to play on your own
Hey hey Helen
Can you make it alone No need to do it alone
Hey hey Helen (hey hey Helen)
There's no Benteke with you
Hey hey Helen (hey hey Helen)
You know what to do
-
We've got Gabby with all his pace
And Benteke's fallen from grace
But Paul Lambert has signed a new face
Helenius
-
Tony Luna.
Looks 38.
Tony Luna.
Never makes mistakes.
-
Benteeekaaay, wooo oohh, Benteeekaaay wooo ohh, he saw the futures bright, he thought that Spurs were shite.