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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Walmley_Villa on May 14, 2013, 06:52:37 AM

Title: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: Walmley_Villa on May 14, 2013, 06:52:37 AM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4924109/Sex-mad-Man-City-fans-have-the-most-sex-and-Newcastle-fans-least-new-poll-reveals.html#ixzz2TBwE0yHJ (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4924109/Sex-mad-Man-City-fans-have-the-most-sex-and-Newcastle-fans-least-new-poll-reveals.html#ixzz2TBwE0yHJ)

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 14, 2013, 07:08:44 AM

I see we're tied with West Brom. Alright, own up. Who's been shagging Albion fans?

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: Percy McCarthy on May 14, 2013, 07:32:36 AM

I read somewhere that one's team losing harms one's libido. Seeing as I've got so many kids, some serious questions need to be asked of various partners.

I'll let you know when I'm on Jeremy Kyle.

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: Darlo Dave on May 14, 2013, 11:01:12 AM

Quote from: cdsimondawkinsfan on May 14, 2013, 07:08:44 AM

I see we're tied with West Brom. Alright, own up. Who's been shagging Albion fans?

Their sisters?

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: Marlon From Bearwood on May 14, 2013, 12:12:31 PM

I'm disappointed they didn't manage to get the word "Bonk" in that article.

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 14, 2013, 01:30:16 PM

Quote from: Darlo Dave on May 14, 2013, 11:01:12 AM

Quote from: cdsimondawkinsfan on May 14, 2013, 07:08:44 AM

I see we're tied with West Brom. Alright, own up. Who's been shagging Albion fans?

Their sisters?

Boom!

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: Steve R on May 14, 2013, 02:20:37 PM

I was thinking of whacking one off when Benteke put us 1-0 up on Saturday, but thought it would be even better if I waited until he got his hat trick.

My sex life summed up in 58 minutes.

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: supertom on May 14, 2013, 02:59:53 PM

I liked the concept of the half time quicky in the paper. Do the deed and you still have ample time to brew a cuppa, microwave some popcorn, and take that dump you've been holding in. Then you can relax for the last 5 minutes before the second half starts.
Or if you're not hungry/thirsty and don't need a dump, you can have it off 3 times and still have that relaxing 5 minutes.

Or is that just me???

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: ExclDawg on May 14, 2013, 07:52:57 PM

Quote from: supertom on May 14, 2013, 02:59:53 PM

I liked the concept of the half time quicky in the paper. Do the deed and you still have ample time to brew a cuppa, microwave some popcorn, and take that dump you've been holding in. Then you can relax for the last 5 minutes before the second half starts.
Or if you're not hungry/thirsty and don't need a dump, you can have it off 3 times and still have that relaxing 5 minutes.

Or is that just me???

I donno ... was going to try it once, but the people in the seats next to me complained to security.

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 14, 2013, 08:09:38 PM

Awful apostrophe crime on that Sun page.

Title: Re: We made the CL places in one area...
Post by: Brazilian Villain on May 15, 2013, 03:03:34 AM

So that's why Ferguson called them the "noisy neighbours".