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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM

Title: Caption Competition X
Post by: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:45:35 PM: Prize: DVD & Book of Aston Villa

Bonus Prize: Me never, ever starting any match threads ever again.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: tomd2103 on May 01, 2013, 06:50:33 PM: Rising champ.
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Post by: Lky on May 01, 2013, 06:51:51 PM: We should score more from corners.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Jimbo on May 01, 2013, 06:56:52 PM: "... on the plus side, Carlos, I've just spotted your taxi coming down Witton Lane."
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 01, 2013, 06:57:55 PM: Carlos to Benteke: "I'm not sure what to be more surprised at: Villa scoring from a corner, one of our defenders having his head replaced by a football, or the fact that Legion has started putting kisses in his thread titles"

Benteke: "never mind that, jump if you want a pay rise"

Vlaar: "that's a bit long for a caption, cd".
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Legion on May 01, 2013, 07:01:38 PM: Roman numeral for 10, you buffoon.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: eamonn on May 01, 2013, 07:03:06 PM: Quote from: Jimbo on May 01, 2013, 06:56:52 PM
"... on the plus side, Carlos, I've just spotted your taxi coming down Witton Lane."

Hahaha. Best one ever imo. Jimbo you are the one.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Legion on May 01, 2013, 07:04:02 PM: Start your own competition!
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 01, 2013, 07:08:21 PM: Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 07:01:38 PM
Roman numeral for 10, you buffoon.

He he, I did know really!
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Legion on May 01, 2013, 07:08:54 PM: x
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Post by: TopDeck113 on May 01, 2013, 07:10:36 PM: How many Famous Belgians can you name? New entrant rises to top list.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Stu on May 01, 2013, 07:30:58 PM: "Magical football-headed player uses powers to levitate opposition"
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Post by: pbavfckuwait on May 01, 2013, 07:47:01 PM: O'Neil wants to sign me I am off out of here now
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Post by: pbavfckuwait on May 01, 2013, 07:48:13 PM: From up here Paulo I can see the Italians invading Walsall
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Post by: paulcomben on May 01, 2013, 08:01:08 PM: Betcha wish your beanstalk was Benteke.
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Post by: ExclDawg on May 01, 2013, 08:24:14 PM: Football-headed man scares players out of their shoes.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Steve R on May 01, 2013, 08:33:34 PM: Vlaar looks on as Villa score from a line-out.

or

Sunderland player censured for unauthorized Bic endorsement.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 01, 2013, 08:34:35 PM: "I can see your house from up here"

Old skool punchline
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: rob_bridge on May 01, 2013, 09:27:00 PM: Why has his head turned into a ball. Oh no 6-1 was a dream, all a dream
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Des Little on May 01, 2013, 10:07:17 PM: 'Tell you what John, you really do look like Paddy McGuiness from up here'
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Post by: Slaphead on May 01, 2013, 10:33:20 PM: "Carlos struggles to join in with the Piggy back conga"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Dave Cooper please on May 01, 2013, 11:07:39 PM: Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 07:01:38 PM
Roman numeral for 10, you buffoon.

Well you're not going to win with that caption, it's rubbish and has nothing to do with the picture.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 01, 2013, 11:11:58 PM: If he does win, I reckon it's a fix.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: not3bad on May 01, 2013, 11:12:38 PM: Carlos: "It's OK, Villa never score from - Arse biscuits!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: OCD on May 01, 2013, 11:13:51 PM: When I grow up, I want to be this tall.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 01, 2013, 11:26:14 PM: Go go gadget legs.
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Post by: DeKuip on May 02, 2013, 02:05:39 AM: Heading down but staying up.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 02, 2013, 02:14:29 AM: Fetch more water
Fetch more sand
Biggest person in the land
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Mister E on May 02, 2013, 08:40:47 AM: CB: "So, Carlos, what does my arse smell like from where you are?"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Mister E on May 02, 2013, 08:44:34 AM: Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)

CC: " This isn't how you play leapfrog."
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Slaphead on May 02, 2013, 08:45:31 AM: "Player with a ball for a head struggles in the Premier League"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Mister E on May 02, 2013, 08:45:55 AM: Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)

Baker: "This human-art thing is all very welll but it's killing my back"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Mister E on May 02, 2013, 08:46:52 AM: Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)

John O'Shea: "What are we queuing for?"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: supertom on May 02, 2013, 10:50:24 AM: Carlos Cueller tries hitching a lift back to Benteke's home planet of Krypton.
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Post by: supertom on May 02, 2013, 10:51:40 AM: Doctor Cueller helps Mrs John O'Shea give birth to a Benteke.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Simon Ward on May 02, 2013, 11:25:27 AM: Carlos "Here Christian let me help you up! Oh you don't need help I see.................."
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: UK Redsox on May 02, 2013, 11:29:37 AM: Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)

"Jack in the Box burger promotion goes horribly wrong"

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-r0Za9WYU-Y8/ULL61tc7BkI/AAAAAAAADYA/mpB15injVMM/s400/jackinbox.jpg)

or.............

"Sunderland regret signing Mr Met in the January transfer window"

(http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/nym/images/fan_forum/y2009/mrmet09_250x307.gif)
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: peter w on May 02, 2013, 10:18:00 PM: Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)

Double headed conjoined twins have a great/nightmare day
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: OCD on May 02, 2013, 10:34:57 PM: One legged defender can't help but admire Benteke's black thong.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Broughty-Villian on May 02, 2013, 10:43:33 PM: CB " you mackem and I'll tekem" to whoever took the corner.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: not3bad on May 02, 2013, 10:43:44 PM: "I'm presenting my Shed show from one of them rugby stadiums tonight! It's fantastic! Everybody jump!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: *shellac* on May 02, 2013, 10:50:06 PM: "Take that you loser! This is my tribute to Kris Kross!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: peter w on May 02, 2013, 10:53:22 PM: Man With Head For A Ball Suddenly Realises it Was the wrong time to invade the pitch.

Not really catchy.
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Post by: paul_e on May 02, 2013, 10:53:23 PM: Not a caption but that picture does kind of make it look like he's got a bit excited watching an under 12s game and run on to head one in.
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Post by: danno on May 02, 2013, 11:19:57 PM: One small step for Man

One giant leap for the Beast.
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Post by: Louzie0 on May 02, 2013, 11:28:32 PM: The exciting way to build a human pyramid.
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Post by: silhillvilla on May 02, 2013, 11:34:12 PM: Kris kross will get you
Jump jump

Rip x
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: dicedlam on May 02, 2013, 11:42:52 PM: Air Benteke.

Just Do It.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Louzie0 on May 02, 2013, 11:50:41 PM: WM get a traffic update.
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Post by: Lizz on May 03, 2013, 12:00:59 AM: Spot The Ball for Dummies.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Mister E on May 03, 2013, 08:51:56 AM: Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)

Peter Crouch, eat your heart out.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Mister E on May 03, 2013, 08:52:51 AM: Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)

Aston Villa Basketball team thump Mackems.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Mister E on May 03, 2013, 08:53:39 AM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)

Ron Vlaar thinks: "With this run-up I should be able to complete the human pyramid"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Mister E on May 03, 2013, 08:54:52 AM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)
Caption: This week's Spot-the-Defender competition comes from Villa Park.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: eamonn on May 03, 2013, 12:43:56 PM: With unerring precision, Benteke headed N'Diaye's head straight off into the net and just for shits'an'giggles replaced it with the ball.
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Post by: TheTimVilla on May 03, 2013, 12:53:36 PM: "I can jump as high as the Witton Lower"
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: curiousorange on May 03, 2013, 12:59:22 PM: How about 'Conclusive proof that white men CAN'T jump'.
Title: Re: Caption Competition X
Post by: Legion on May 03, 2013, 07:44:50 PM: Quote from: Mister E on May 03, 2013, 08:51:56 AM

Quote from: Legion on May 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/30/article-2317155-198C0AA3000005DC-335_634x390.jpg)

Peter Crouch, eat your heart out.

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