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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: eamonn on April 07, 2013, 02:35:39 PM

Title: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: eamonn on April 07, 2013, 02:35:39 PM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

Inspired by the, er, no kids thread.

'Baby' Lowton: No! You can't make me eat my porridge! I'm NOT having it!

'Cousin' Bent: Woah...it's not even that bad. Mom even makes us eat all our greens.

'Dad' Westwood: It's ok...Darren, walk away while we wait for Matthew to calm down.
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 07, 2013, 02:37:53 PM: Bent to Lowton: "if you think Eamonn's a stingy git starting a caption competition without even offering a prize, jump in the air."
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 07, 2013, 02:47:27 PM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

Bus stop wankers!!!
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: OCD on April 07, 2013, 03:17:01 PM: ML: So what I did was...chest it down and hit it like THIS.

AW: Come on guys, Tekkers is in a hurry to get his goal.
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: danno on April 07, 2013, 03:26:38 PM: Darren Bent: "let me see your war face!"
Westwood "Ahhhh!"
Bent "Bullshit. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!"
Westwood "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Mister E on April 07, 2013, 03:43:56 PM: Lowton: "Woohhhhh! Is that THE Darren Bent?"
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Mister E on April 07, 2013, 03:44:48 PM: ML: "Bent, Bennett, Benteke: this is getting real confusing. One of you is going to have to go!.
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: The Left Side on April 07, 2013, 04:14:11 PM: That's not how you defend a wall!!
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Pete3206 on April 07, 2013, 04:56:57 PM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

"You want some do ya? Do ya? Come on then! Don't hold me back lads!"
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: thick_mike on April 07, 2013, 05:26:14 PM: Westwood: Come on Matt, the Harlem Shake is soooo last week!
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: nigel on April 07, 2013, 05:35:35 PM: OOOOOOOH, What a Goal, Goal, Goal

de de de der .................... etc (MotD theme tune)
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Lastfootstamper on April 07, 2013, 05:48:59 PM: Aston Villa defender vents his frustration over yet another fucked-up clearance
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: ACVilla on April 07, 2013, 05:50:30 PM: And he was like, "I'm not even in the fuckin squad, aaaaahhhhhhh".

I told him not to put it on Instagram. He wouldn't be that stupid would he?

#headloss.
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Mister E on April 07, 2013, 05:51:41 PM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

ML: "Altogether now: Y-M-C-A!"
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Mister E on April 07, 2013, 05:52:35 PM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

ML: "Hey, guys: does my bum look big in these shorts?"
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Mister E on April 07, 2013, 05:53:40 PM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

ML (singing): "... and the Angels wanna wear my red shoes."
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: ACVilla on April 07, 2013, 05:54:06 PM: EDITED
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Ian. on April 07, 2013, 06:18:32 PM: Westwood: "Who's your friend Joe? He looks a right weirdo!"

Bent: "I dont care Ash, quick lets go, he's scaring me"
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: thick_mike on April 07, 2013, 06:37:57 PM: Quote from: Mister E on April 07, 2013, 05:53:40 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

ML (singing): "... and the Angels wanna wear my red shoes."

I listened to this today...it came up in a random shuffle! :)
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Steve R on April 07, 2013, 07:03:29 PM: Bent : 'What the bloody hell are you playing at? I was in the clear there'
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: danlanza on April 07, 2013, 08:30:02 PM: Quote from: eamonn on April 07, 2013, 02:35:39 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

Inspired by the, er, no kids thread.

'Baby' Lowton: No! You can't make me eat my porridge! I'm NOT having it!

'Cousin' Bent: Woah...it's not even that bad. Mom even makes us eat all our greens.

'Dad' Westwood: It's ok...Darren, walk away while we wait for Matthew to calm down.
Do my teeth look like Dracula's teeth. Well, do they ?
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Grande Pablo on April 07, 2013, 09:00:44 PM: Bent to Lowton - You can only put down the invisible dumbells when we're mathematically safe.
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Brend'Watkins on April 07, 2013, 09:15:49 PM: 'Bodies, I'm not an animal.......'
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on April 08, 2013, 01:14:49 PM: Quote from: Rudy Lambert on April 07, 2013, 02:47:27 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

Have you heard, Thatchers dead...
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: thick_mike on April 08, 2013, 01:30:54 PM: Quote from: Mortimer's Bear on April 08, 2013, 01:14:49 PM
Quote from: Rudy Lambert on April 07, 2013, 02:47:27 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

Have you heard, Thatchers dead...
Quote from: Mortimer's Bear on April 08, 2013, 01:14:49 PM
Quote from: Rudy Lambert on April 07, 2013, 02:47:27 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

Have you heard, Thatchers dead...
Quote from: Mortimer's Bear on April 08, 2013, 01:14:49 PM
Quote from: Rudy Lambert on April 07, 2013, 02:47:27 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

Have you heard, Thatchers dead...

:D
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 09, 2013, 05:40:42 AM: Dance like yer dad
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Mister E on April 09, 2013, 07:24:56 AM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

ML "And that, my friends, is how to get on the opening credits of MOTD."
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: Clampy on April 09, 2013, 08:48:59 AM: Quote from: Mortimer's Bear on April 08, 2013, 01:14:49 PM
Quote from: Rudy Lambert on April 07, 2013, 02:47:27 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

Have you heard, Thatchers dead...

That one's not bad.
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: peter w on April 09, 2013, 01:23:54 PM: Quote from: eamonn on April 07, 2013, 02:35:39 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

I never thought it would happen

But that's the way I like to smack 'em

Drawing 2-2 was rotten

And the Villa fans ain't forgotten
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: DerHammer on April 09, 2013, 02:41:57 PM: Quote from: Rudy Lambert on April 07, 2013, 02:47:27 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2304919-19220569000005DC-258_634x456.jpg)

Bus stop wankers!!!
8)
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: DerHammer on April 09, 2013, 02:43:22 PM: Bent, Bennett,Westwood,Benteke all saying "He's not with us"
Title: Re: Captions Please #1,639
Post by: GordonCowansisthegreatest on April 09, 2013, 04:05:21 PM: Who said we'd got no Bite?