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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM

Title: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM: Usual rules, multiple guesses allowed, winner gets a DVD PLUS a 2013 Official Villa pocket diary. *wooooooooh*

I'll list the DVD's up for grabs later as I stuck them in a box and am too lazy to go sort them out right now.

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Dave Cooper please on March 27, 2013, 06:37:49 PM: Fuck, forgot my sledge,
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Broughty-Villian on March 27, 2013, 06:46:56 PM: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: adrenachrome on March 27, 2013, 06:47:59 PM: Quote from: Plumbutt Cooper on March 27, 2013, 06:37:49 PM
Fuck, forgot my sledge,

'sno fuckin problemo, dude.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 27, 2013, 06:54:58 PM: F**k! Bollox! Frozen!
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Steve R on March 27, 2013, 06:57:55 PM: Sod this for a game of soldiers, I'll be glad when I'm back in Brum.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: PaulTheVillan on March 27, 2013, 06:58:17 PM: Shit? Another caption competition. I'd rather play in the snow
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Legion on March 27, 2013, 06:59:24 PM: Aargh! A yellow patch!!
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Pete3206 on March 27, 2013, 07:02:08 PM: "Quick, let's make a dent in Dunney's Viennetta, before he gets back!"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 27, 2013, 07:07:38 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
Touchdowwwwwwnnnnn at Soldier Field!
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 27, 2013, 07:09:35 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
As Ben & Jerry say "Show the Cows some Love"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 27, 2013, 07:10:39 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
"Now, if I can just get my leg out of this ice-hole ..."
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 27, 2013, 07:11:48 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
"I think I've just caught Pingu's head by mistake"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Yossarian on March 27, 2013, 07:12:20 PM: Cold but not as cold as when TSM let me go.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 27, 2013, 07:12:39 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
"My iceberg is melting"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Legion on March 27, 2013, 07:14:15 PM: Guzan's attempt at a triple-salchow fails miserably.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: danlanza on March 27, 2013, 07:16:09 PM: Steve the Groundsman should have cleared the pitch better on Monday morning when he got back from Lanzarote. Lazy sod.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: newtonsballs on March 27, 2013, 07:17:42 PM: Oh feck, where's my other ball!?
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on March 27, 2013, 07:37:36 PM: (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)

As he glided through the snow after making his latest critical save Brad Guzan reflected on an incredible year, from back up keeper out of contract to first choice PL keeper and playing for the national team. It was only then, at that exquisite moment, that he realized he left the gas on back home in Birmingham...
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: danlanza on March 27, 2013, 07:42:38 PM: Head and Shoulders. It even works for Brad.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on March 27, 2013, 07:44:23 PM: "Fuck me sideways, it looks like Kerry Katona has just sneezed"...
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: danlanza on March 27, 2013, 07:45:41 PM: Quote from: Mortimer's Bear on March 27, 2013, 07:44:23 PM
"Fuck me sideways, it looks like Kerry Katona has just sneezed"...
Winner ?
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Malandro on March 27, 2013, 07:54:31 PM: You've more chance getting money out of Cyprus than getting this ball
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: N'ZMAV on March 27, 2013, 08:55:43 PM: This reminds me of Moscow...
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Rigadon on March 27, 2013, 08:58:35 PM: Head and Shoulders above the rest.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Legion on March 27, 2013, 08:59:39 PM: Quote from: Rigadon on March 27, 2013, 08:58:35 PM
Head and Shoulders above the rest.

Brilliant.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 09:01:16 PM: (http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/itvsouth/tvs_images/programmes/catchphrase05011991bl.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: N'ZMAV on March 27, 2013, 09:11:06 PM: 5 seconds, centre square - here we go...
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Lobsterboy on March 27, 2013, 09:41:51 PM: Okay ref I'll keep playing but as soon as I hear Aled Jones singing 'Walking In The Air' I am outta here!
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 27, 2013, 10:10:20 PM: I went to the freakin' North Pole and all I got was this lousy soccerball.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: OCD on March 27, 2013, 10:15:28 PM: "When this happens at Villa, it's usually because Paul Merson has visited us."
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: supertom on March 27, 2013, 11:10:38 PM: "There's ice everywhere and I still didn't drop the ball bitches!"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: supertom on March 27, 2013, 11:12:04 PM: Guzan slide tackles Stewart Downing, who explodes into a mass of marshmallow. "I knew it!"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Leighton on March 27, 2013, 11:49:58 PM: Snowball.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Steve R on March 28, 2013, 02:59:15 AM: Quote from: Legion on March 27, 2013, 06:59:24 PM
Aargh! A yellow patch!!

hehe
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Vancouver on March 28, 2013, 03:12:09 AM: Take the ball and follow through on the snowman
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Summers on March 28, 2013, 06:47:53 AM: Goalkeeping is snow joke.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 28, 2013, 07:44:35 AM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
One-legged keeper topples over in snow.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 28, 2013, 07:45:47 AM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
"I wonder if Rooney had this sort of problem with dandruff after his hair-transplant efforts?"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: teamvillage on March 28, 2013, 11:03:29 AM: I pick myself up and it snows again.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: UK Redsox on March 28, 2013, 02:51:11 PM: "Star Striker Frosty The Snowman crumbles with fear as Guzan claims the ball"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Virgil Caine on March 28, 2013, 03:08:52 PM: Villa Clarets home defensive central receiver chows down on water based slide coverage. Potential net bound offensive ball play avoided.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 28, 2013, 03:57:54 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2013, 06:31:36 PM

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
Snowflake Ron breathes a sigh of relief as his keeper gathers safely.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on March 28, 2013, 05:03:01 PM: Quote from: teamvillage on March 28, 2013, 11:03:29 AM
I pick myself up and it snows again.

That is very clever - best one for me
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Virgil Caine on March 28, 2013, 05:15:52 PM: VCTM, writing as a previous winner of this prestigious competition I also doff my cap towards teamvillage. Sterling effort Sir!
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 28, 2013, 05:20:26 PM: Some superb efforts so far, keep them coming.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Malandro on March 28, 2013, 05:54:14 PM: Snow Guz
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Malandro on March 28, 2013, 05:56:13 PM: Chamoix mother f cker!
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: danlanza on March 28, 2013, 06:07:07 PM: One handed, in the snow. Beat that Mr Given.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on March 28, 2013, 06:42:12 PM: Reminds me of three Villa players = Guzan, Hampton, Withers :)
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: junxs on March 29, 2013, 07:55:17 AM: De Guzman slides in the snow to collect the loose ball
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Broughty-Villian on March 29, 2013, 08:10:43 AM: sheet, gotta learn to catch and point man! Pointing is the way forward dude
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Yossarian on March 29, 2013, 09:21:07 AM: I have one in my hand but the other two appear to be in my throat.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on March 29, 2013, 09:49:02 AM: Inuit was a bad idea playing in this.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 29, 2013, 10:42:59 AM: (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
Guzan has a whale of time dangling leg in ice-hole.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mister E on March 29, 2013, 10:43:50 AM: (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01697/guzan_1697425a.jpg)
WEll, there's four of the legs-eleven.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Malandro on March 29, 2013, 10:46:35 AM: Bald Zany Urge

(Well anagram of Bradley Guzan anyway!)
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: DeKuip on March 29, 2013, 11:30:39 AM: "Heh Tamworth - this is what us Yanks call THE Snowdome. Real snow, real sport, real men!"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: kipeye on March 29, 2013, 12:04:22 PM: Guzan accidentally rips Stephen Ireland's head off during training game. Club says it won't affect him and Ireland will still be available for the next game.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: supertom on March 29, 2013, 12:48:46 PM: Whilst out clubbing, Guzan enjoys a spot of break dancing during foam friday.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on March 29, 2013, 01:05:13 PM: Quote from: supertom on March 29, 2013, 12:48:46 PM
Whilst out clubbing, Guzan enjoys a spot of break dancing during foam friday.

Very good
Title: Re: Caption competition (Guzan)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 29, 2013, 01:56:52 PM: Some excellent efforts for this one, after much deliberation this is the winner. Congratulations, i'll PM you about the prize.

Quote from: teamvillage on March 28, 2013, 11:03:29 AM
I pick myself up and it snows again.