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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on March 17, 2013, 05:17:52 PM

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on March 17, 2013, 05:17:52 PM: (http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/72/4f/0,,10265~11751282,00.jpg)

Prize: DVD Book of Aston Villa

(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/THE-DVD-BOOK-OF-ASTON-VILLA-100-GREATEST-PREMIERSHIP-GOALS-/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/$T2eC16N,!yME9s5qF8ElBQ5(W8gjPg~~60_12.JPG)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: MonsXI on March 17, 2013, 05:46:04 PM: Stop Hammer time!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: paulcomben on March 17, 2013, 05:51:48 PM: Andi arranges Arry's Rs on their arses.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Tucson Villain on March 17, 2013, 06:00:52 PM: Probably not in the best taste, but...

Austrian leaves 'Arry's boys in basement.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Leighton on March 17, 2013, 06:02:10 PM: I've just run through hoops to score that belter!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: mrastonvilla on March 17, 2013, 06:02:32 PM: Park Ji Sunk
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Post by: danlanza on March 17, 2013, 06:05:39 PM: Weimen's Viagogo Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!
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Post by: kipeye on March 17, 2013, 06:29:50 PM: Bring me my bow of burning gold...
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Post by: Lambert and Payne on March 17, 2013, 06:39:50 PM: Shine bright like Wiemann
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Post by: peter w on March 17, 2013, 07:13:16 PM: Run Forrest
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Post by: go on the dog on March 17, 2013, 07:14:41 PM: Thats not going for a bye kick I can get that if I dont give up
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TheTimVilla on March 17, 2013, 07:40:39 PM: "Run Like An Egyptian"
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Post by: CT Villan on March 17, 2013, 07:48:16 PM: Weimann's curry fart floors Harry's hoops.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: supertom on March 17, 2013, 07:53:34 PM: "Why the fuck did I agree to a foot race with Gabby!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: supertom on March 17, 2013, 07:54:46 PM: "Lads I've got Samba's wallet, leg it!!"
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Post by: N'ZMAV on March 17, 2013, 07:59:29 PM: Lets do the time warp again...
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Post by: preston28 on March 17, 2013, 08:05:08 PM: QPR players are less than impressed with Andi Weiman's new crotchless shorts..............................
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 17, 2013, 08:06:23 PM: Beep Beep now you fuckers.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: peter w on March 17, 2013, 09:10:38 PM: trouble for sunderland and Newcastle? why-aye-man.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Grande Pablo on March 17, 2013, 10:14:22 PM: 'Randy, Randy, I'm coming to sign your contract!'
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Post by: Steve R on March 17, 2013, 10:23:24 PM: QPR in the dark - Weimann makes off with Hill's contact lens.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Broughty-Villian on March 17, 2013, 10:26:01 PM: Drop fart.....run 20yards...wonder what effect it's had
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: olaftab on March 17, 2013, 10:29:24 PM: Pick that one out of the net as soon as you have picked yourself off the floor!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: OCD on March 17, 2013, 11:07:35 PM: Last one in the dressing room has to shower with 'Arry.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: mrfuse on March 18, 2013, 11:22:12 AM: Now then little Barry that's how you finish!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian. on March 18, 2013, 09:20:46 PM: "It wasn't me who tied their bootlaces together.......Honestly"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: paulcomben on March 19, 2013, 09:02:27 AM: "Ich bin sprinting towards Arry impersonating his facial tick."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: peter w on March 19, 2013, 01:48:09 PM: GOAL! TAKE THAT 'ARRY YOU KING CANUTE.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on March 19, 2013, 03:45:29 PM: 'You stand here, the goalkeeper will give you the ball here, kick it as far as you can and don't pass to anyone nearby. And we all run.'"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: supertom on March 19, 2013, 05:05:46 PM: "Are you recording this Lamby? I want to play it back in slo-mo with some Vangelis over the top."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Clampy on March 19, 2013, 05:07:50 PM: I'm legging it before Kevin Freind books me'.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: danlanza on March 19, 2013, 06:06:29 PM: '' Andreas, Legion is just climbing off your missus in the toilets in the Holte!!''
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on March 20, 2013, 10:25:19 PM: Quote from: Clampy on March 19, 2013, 05:07:50 PM
I'm legging it before Kevin Freind books me'.

Winner. Please contact me via PM to arrange for prize collection.

MonsXI and supertom get honourable mentions for their music references.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on March 25, 2013, 07:26:02 PM: Prize reserved for collection from the Boss at the Sunderland game.