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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Dave Clark Five on February 20, 2013, 08:29:10 PM
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Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.
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Thanks for reminding me. Best take an umbrella to protect against his spittle.
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Thanks for reminding me. Best take an umbrella to protect against his spittle.
Blimey your are posh! What's wrong with brolly and spit?
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But surely brolly is even posher than umbrella? I call mine a foldy rain catcher.
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My wife's step dad is pure Aussie and calls it an amba-rella
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Are you saying that the wally with the brolly was posh?
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But surely brolly is even posher than umbrella? I call mine a foldy rain catcher.
You're using it the wrong way round if it catches the rain.
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Bunch of stuck up gits, what's wrong with a plastic bag!
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Thanks for reminding me. Best take an umbrella to protect against his spittle.
Blimey your are posh! What's wrong with brolly and spit?
Sounds like a real ale pub!
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Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.
had the twat behind me at bradford, vile horrible scum!
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Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.
Our manager really must learn to control his temper!
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My wife's step dad is pure Aussie and calls it an amba-rella
I've still got your wife's Brisbane Lions "amba-rella" mate and it gets plenty of use as well ( usually when we're camping). It's almost claret and blue
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Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.
Time for the stewards to earn their money in my view, as he should be removed,he's a blight on the club's fans.
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Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.
Time for the stewards to earn their money in my view, as he should be removed,he's a blight on the club's fans.
Do the stewards know? Has anybody pointed out this individual to them?
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I think I know which one you are talking about. Where does he usually sit?
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I think I know which one you are talking about. Where does he usually sit?
I only encounter him at away games but hadn't seen him for a while before Everton. He usually has another couple with him who seem unable to cover the obvious embarrassment of being with him. It is no joke, this bloke is downright scum.
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I've got that Rhianna song in my head now.
Ella ella ella.
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Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.
Yes!!!!!
He used to have a season ticket about five or six rows in front of me. He's had a bit of a makeover, as he looks like a normal person these days. I can never pick his accent when he is screaming "fuuuuuuuuuuck offff".
I was on the back row of the paddock at Goodison and he was about four rows in front, quite near Big Paul and his mates who I usually end up by.
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That's my local vicar I think
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He sounds bumplin-ish to me. He used to have us in stitches, as every now and again, and often for no reason, he would stand up on the front row of the upper Holte and start screaming blue murder at the opposition. He would also do that arm "thing" where he would throw his arms forward like a baseball pitcher.
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I've got that Rhianna song in my head now.
Ella ella ella.
Mark, Gary and Glen ?
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Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.
Yes!!!!!
He used to have a season ticket about five or six rows in front of me. He's had a bit of a makeover, as he looks like a normal person these days. I can never pick his accent when he is screaming "fuuuuuuuuuuck offff".
I was on the back row of the paddock at Goodison and he was about four rows in front, quite near Big Paul and his mates who I usually end up by.
I was in row 9, seat 50, of the Paddock. He would have been in row 10, about seat 55. I think there is a touch of Derby about him, give or take 20 miles. He must be getting his tickets via the away scheme. Paul and co are usually near us as well.
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I think I know which one you are talking about. Where does he usually sit?
I only encounter him at away games but hadn't seen him for a while before Everton. He usually has another couple with him who seem unable to cover the obvious embarrassment of being with him. It is no joke, this bloke is downright scum.
Ah ok. When I'm occasionally in the Lower Holte there is a bloke that fits that description. Has me in stitches every time.
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Where does this bloke sit?
I know which bloke neo_villan is on about. He's a tit. Always plays up the opposition goalkeepers
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That's my local vicar I think
Fantastic des , i love it!
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Where does this bloke sit?
I know which bloke neo_villan is on about. He's a tit. Always plays up the opposition goalkeepers
Some people really change character during games , they can be nice as pie until kick off and then turn wild once the game is under way , the funniest thing i saw was in the trinity road when the guy behind me has a screaming fit at pendry on the touch line in the derby game , in his fury his teeth flew out and landed about 3 rows in front on one guys hat - was marvellous !
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Where does this bloke sit?
I know which bloke neo_villan is on about. He's a tit. Always plays up the opposition goalkeepers
If it is the same bloke, he has got no teeth whatsoever, the last remaining rotting fang has been taken out or has fallen out. He screeches out his expletives and sprays spit everywhere in the process. It wouldn't surprise me if he has come back from a ban as he started the Everton game off quite quietly but then totally lost it, calling Leighton Baines a gippoed (yes, that was his word) c*** about every couple of minutes.
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Where does this bloke sit?
I know which bloke neo_villan is on about. He's a tit. Always plays up the opposition goalkeepers
Some people really change character during games , they can be nice as pie until kick off and then turn wild once the game is under way , the funniest thing i saw was in the trinity road when the guy behind me has a screaming fit at pendry on the touch line in the derby game , in his fury his teeth flew out and landed about 3 rows in front on one guys hat - was marvellous !
Did anyone hand the teeth back?
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Where does this bloke sit?
I know which bloke neo_villan is on about. He's a tit. Always plays up the opposition goalkeepers
If it is the same bloke, he has got no teeth whatsoever, the last remaining rotting fang has been taken out or has fallen out. He screeches out his expletives and sprays spit everywhere in the process. It wouldn't surprise me if he has come back from a ban as he started the Everton game off quite quietly but then totally lost it, calling Leighton Baines a gippoed (yes, that was his word) c*** about every couple of minutes.
Could you not complain if you know what his seat number was - the club must have a record ?
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Where does this bloke sit?
I know which bloke neo_villan is on about. He's a tit. Always plays up the opposition goalkeepers
Some people really change character during games , they can be nice as pie until kick off and then turn wild once the game is under way , the funniest thing i saw was in the trinity road when the guy behind me has a screaming fit at pendry on the touch line in the derby game , in his fury his teeth flew out and landed about 3 rows in front on one guys hat - was marvellous !
Did anyone hand the teeth back?
Yes he got them back but it quietened him down - best moment of the match which was grahams 1st home game if i remember rightly- think we lost 0-2.
There was a bluenose in the seat next to me who was in hysterics for several minutes and it was hard not to see the funny side even though we were losing.
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Where does this bloke sit?
I know which bloke neo_villan is on about. He's a tit. Always plays up the opposition goalkeepers
If it is the same bloke, he has got no teeth whatsoever, the last remaining rotting fang has been taken out or has fallen out. He screeches out his expletives and sprays spit everywhere in the process. It wouldn't surprise me if he has come back from a ban as he started the Everton game off quite quietly but then totally lost it, calling Leighton Baines a gippoed (yes, that was his word) c*** about every couple of minutes.
Could you not complain if you know what his seat number was - the club must have a record ?
Not always easy at away games as people stand up and not necessarily by their allocated seats. Could end up getting an innocent fan in trouble.
He really is a vile thing once he gets going.
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Where does this bloke sit?
I know which bloke neo_villan is on about. He's a tit. Always plays up the opposition goalkeepers
If it is the same bloke, he has got no teeth whatsoever, the last remaining rotting fang has been taken out or has fallen out. He screeches out his expletives and sprays spit everywhere in the process. It wouldn't surprise me if he has come back from a ban as he started the Everton game off quite quietly but then totally lost it, calling Leighton Baines a gippoed (yes, that was his word) c*** about every couple of minutes.
Could you not complain if you know what his seat number was - the club must have a record ?
Not always easy at away games as people stand up and not necessarily by their allocated seats. Could end up getting an innocent fan in trouble.
He really is a vile thing once he gets going.
People like that spoil things and it can be upsetting especially if you have children there- lets hope he soon gets dealt with pauline - there is no place for it
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I think I know which one you are talking about. Where does he usually sit?
I only encounter him at away games but hadn't seen him for a while before Everton. He usually has another couple with him who seem unable to cover the obvious embarrassment of being with him. It is no joke, this bloke is downright scum.
Ah ok. When I'm occasionally in the Lower Holte there is a bloke that fits that description. Has me in stitches every time.-
Took my seven year old lad to his first game at VP against the Boggies, and sat in L6. Explained to the boy that he might well hear some incredibly bad language during the course of the game...
If it's the same chap - and I believe it is - he fulfilled Felix' every shouty, sweary expectation.
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I bet he'd be honoured that he's got his own f@cking thread on here and all of us c*nts are talking sh1t about him!
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On a related note there was a H&V article about 5 years ago about Villa fans stereotypes. It was very funny and talked about amongst others 'Bronx Hat Bob', King 'Roland Feral youth' Rat and 'Pissed up Patrick'.
Unfotunately the latter for my mate in Witton Lane this bloke was true. He sat next to him the same season as season ticket holder. Pissed up Patrick is/was a short intimidating bloke with an Irish accent and used to swear throughout the game. When I say the game this bloke used to turn up about 10 mins after kick off, go for some half time brews on the half hour and return back aa 2nd half kicked off and often spent his time half asleep during the second period.
Sometimes when he was really drunk he didn't turn up for the 2nd half, presumably because he thought the match had finished.
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Is it the guy who looks like John Presscot on acid?
Tell him to shut the fuck up it worked for me.
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Surely not the topless chap with red hair?
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On a related note there was a H&V article about 5 years ago about Villa fans stereotypes. It was very funny and talked about amongst others 'Bronx Hat Bob', King 'Roland Feral youth' Rat and 'Pissed up Patrick'.
Unfotunately the latter for my mate in Witton Lane this bloke was true. He sat next to him the same season as season ticket holder. Pissed up Patrick is/was a short intimidating bloke with an Irish accent and used to swear throughout the game. When I say the game this bloke used to turn up about 10 mins after kick off, go for some half time brews on the half hour and return back aa 2nd half kicked off and often spent his time half asleep during the second period.
Sometimes when he was really drunk he didn't turn up for the 2nd half, presumably because he thought the match had finished.
Is this Pissed up Patrick a little fella with a bald head,who used to sit in the Witton Lane lower about the half way line ?
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Surely not the topless chap with red hair?
So faulkners done away with the dress code in the directors box as well now?
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The topless chap with the red hair is just mental.
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On a related note there was a H&V article about 5 years ago about Villa fans stereotypes. It was very funny and talked about amongst others 'Bronx Hat Bob', King 'Roland Feral youth' Rat and 'Pissed up Patrick'.
Unfotunately the latter for my mate in Witton Lane this bloke was true. He sat next to him the same season as season ticket holder. Pissed up Patrick is/was a short intimidating bloke with an Irish accent and used to swear throughout the game. When I say the game this bloke used to turn up about 10 mins after kick off, go for some half time brews on the half hour and return back aa 2nd half kicked off and often spent his time half asleep during the second period.
Sometimes when he was really drunk he didn't turn up for the 2nd half, presumably because he thought the match had finished.
Is this Pissed up Patrick a little fella with a bald head,who used to sit in the Witton Lane lower about the half way line ?
No this guy had hair. Black/grey
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The topless chap with the red hair is just mental.
He reminds me of the Pompey bloke.
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That was the thing about the terraces . If you had the kids/wife/girlfriend with you, moving away from these morons was easy.
But we will never see the terraces and the atmosphere they brought come back.
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Absolutely terrible, i`ve NEVER done anything like that! :-[
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Is it the guy who looks like John Presscot on acid?
Tell him to shut the fuck up it worked for me.
I think it was him we saw today. He was that pissed he literally couldn't walk. He was wrapped around a lamp post and was being helped, with great difficulty, to get off the lamp post so they could dump him in the pub over the road from the ground. There's was absolutely no way he would have been let into the ground.
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The topless chap with the red hair is just mental.
He came barging thro' the row behind me today to start berating the stewards about something
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This seems the best thread to mention this....
I saw two people escorted out of the Emirates today. The first was a bloke whose only offence was having his plastic-bottle of cider in the seating area. I thought that the steward was just going to confiscate the bottle but he made the bloke leave. The bloke was not being abusive and seemed stunned more than anything.
The other expulsion was definitely justified. A bloke who was more interested in yelling and gesturing at the home fans than he was in watching the game. In his case, the stewards were correct to eject him.
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This seems the best thread to mention this....
I saw two people escorted out of the Emirates today. The first was a bloke whose only offence was having his plastic-bottle of cider in the seating area. I thought that the steward was just going to confiscate the bottle but he made the bloke leave. The bloke was not being abusive and seemed stunned more than anything.
The other expulsion was definitely justified. A bloke who was more interested in yelling and gesturing at the home fans than he was in watching the game. In his case, the stewards were correct to eject him.
Heavily set youngish fella ? Think he was wearing a blue top, wouldn't say boo to a goose and looked as if he was on his own, saw him in a pub earlier,
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I was stood next to the Arsenal fans and one of them got chucked out in the first half for persistently goading our fans.
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I was stood next to the Arsenal fans and one of them got chucked out in the first half for persistently goading our fans.
I beginning to think that I need to go up to all the females in the Villa section at away games and ask its you
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That could take you some time, uk. We're usually in the vicinity of Big Paul and his lot.
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That could take you some time, uk. We're usually in the vicinity of Big Paul and his lot.
Sorry, I don't know who "Big Paul" is
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That could take you some time, uk. We're usually in the vicinity of Big Paul and his lot.
Sorry, I don't know who "Big Paul" is
Paul, big lad. I think.
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That could take you some time, uk. We're usually in the vicinity of Big Paul and his lot.
Sorry, I don't know who "Big Paul" is
Paul, big lad. I think.
You don't know Big Paul? Well, obviously, he's really big and a great bloke. We were actually stood with Marc Albrighton today.
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We were actually stood with Marc Albrighton today.
Now him I would have recognised if I'd seen him.
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He'd tried to cover his face up, except his nose. He was very pleasant I must say. He's had his cast off for three weeks and hopes to be back in about 4 weeks.
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You would know Big Paul if you saw him.
The stewards looked very pleased that H got off his seat before they could get to speak to him. It was great the way the atmosphere really whipped up before the equaliser.
Didn't sppt the toothless bloke this week.
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He'd tried to cover his face up, except his nose. He was very pleasant I must say. He's had his cast off for three weeks and hopes to be back in about 4 weeks.
Tell him to take his time and not rush back this season please!
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I hope he comes back asap. We'll need as many players as possible available for the run in.
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I hope he comes back asap. We'll need as many players as possible available for the run in.
Albrighton is not the answer, carruthers would be worth a try or dawkins of we are looking for a wide option ahead of albrighton- carruthers looks confident, runs at defenders , has pace and good delivery - surprised lambert hasnt given him a chance.
Albrighton has flattered to deceive in the 2 years and been disappointing.
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I agree, i'm surprised Carruthers has'nt at least got on the bench in some games. Albrighton might not be the answer but I would'nt want them to be out injured just because i don't rate them.
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But surely brolly is even posher than umbrella? I call mine a foldy rain catcher.
I love English humour, you could keep one thread on this, legend! :-)