Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on February 09, 2013, 03:23:21 PM

Title: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 09, 2013, 03:23:21 PM: Usual rules. Multiple guesses allowed. Winner chooses one of the following DVD's.

Cruel Intentions
Juno
Frankie & Johnny
House of Flying Daggers
The Office Series Two
Notting Hill
Wedding Planner

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00368/Craig_Gardner_Aston_368192a.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: eamonn on February 09, 2013, 04:30:23 PM: With his Gargoyle death-stare, Gardner's dead-eyed free kick seals the points for Villa while Laursen advises Etherington not to make eye-contact.
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: TheTimVilla on February 09, 2013, 05:51:27 PM: "Why didn't Barry take it?"
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: maidstonevillain on February 09, 2013, 06:18:07 PM: As his colleagues get stuck in, Barry looks on nonchalantly, more concerned that his bum might look too big.
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: Mister E on February 09, 2013, 06:45:53 PM: "Claret to the right me, Blue to the left; here I am, stuck in the middle with you."
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: OCD on February 09, 2013, 06:47:10 PM: Barry - "You think that's a good finish? Wait 'til I play Southampton in a few years - I'll show you how to finish."
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: UK Redsox on February 09, 2013, 06:54:21 PM: "If Bowyer's sausage had had horse-meat in it, that shot would have never have gone between his legs"
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: peter w on February 09, 2013, 07:22:59 PM: Villaman fails in his attempt to smash Bowyer's nads into next week.
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: Lobsterboy on February 09, 2013, 10:47:46 PM: Barry frets that sausage and egg sandwich he had left in the West Ham goal for under threat from Gardner thunderbolt
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: Des Little on February 09, 2013, 10:52:59 PM: Bowyer's Gangham style defending fails to impress
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on February 10, 2013, 07:54:55 AM: Laursen distracts opponent with extendable arm.
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: Virgil Caine on February 10, 2013, 08:16:54 AM: The Match fixing debacle goes on with West Ham defender found guilty of obvious Place the Ball hint.
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: walsall villain on February 10, 2013, 08:24:11 AM: Hammers keeper so worried about the shot, he takes up his position 6 rows back in crowd
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: Pete3206 on February 10, 2013, 10:41:00 AM: "You bastard, we said NO blasters!"
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: N'ZMAV on February 10, 2013, 10:53:52 AM: Quote from: TimbertVilla on February 09, 2013, 05:51:27 PM
"Why didn't Barry take it?"
bastard. I wanted that one.
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: Mister E on February 10, 2013, 10:56:59 AM: The constant gardner.
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: Mister E on February 10, 2013, 10:57:52 AM: "Gardner shows how easy it is to score when there is no opposition goalkeeper".
Title: Re: Caption competition (West Ham)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 10, 2013, 09:13:32 PM: Oooops, nearly forgot to announce a winner. A few worthy contenders but this is my favourite. Congrats WV, i'll send you a PM.

Quote from: walsall villain on February 10, 2013, 08:24:11 AM
Hammers keeper so worried about the shot, he takes up his position 6 rows back in crowd