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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Legion on January 25, 2013, 12:00:13 PM
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Available Friday evening.
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Villa make four changes to their side which faces Millwall this evening.
Ashley Westwood replaces Stephen Ireland, Eric Lichaj comes in for Barry Bannan, Darren Bent replaces Gabby Agbonlahor while Andreas Weimann comes in for Christian Benteke.
VILLA: Given, Vlaar [c], Clark, Bent, Lowton, Westwood, Delph, N’Zogbia, Weimann, Bennett., Lichaj. Subs: Guzan, Ireland, Agbonlahor, Holman, Bowery, Bannan, Williams.
MILLWALL: Forde, Shittu [c], Trotter, Marquis, Henry, Feeney, Beevers, Keogh, Abdou, A Smith, Osborne. Subs: Taylor, Dunne, Wright, Batt, J Smith, N’Guessan, Wilkinson.
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Villa make four changes to their side which faces Millwall this evening.
Ashley Westwood replaces Stephen Ireland, Eric Lichaj comes in for Barry Bannan, Darren Bent replaces Gabby Agbonlahor while Andreas Weimann comes in for Christian Benteke.
VILLA: Given, Vlaar [c], Clark, Bent, Lowton, Westwood, Delph, N’Zogbia, Weimann, Bennett., Lichaj. Subs: Guzan, Ireland, Agbonlahor, Holman, Bowery, Bannan, Williams.
MILLWALL: Forde, Shittu [c], Trotter, Marquis, Henry, Feeney, Beevers, Keogh, Abdou, A Smith, Osborne. Subs: Taylor, Dunne, Wright, Batt, J Smith, N’Guessan, Wilkinson.
Pie please pws!
I will be happy to see benno in midfield, could suit him better.
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Come on Villa step up.
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3-5-2. Benteke having a medical at QPR or Newcastle?!
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3-5-2. Benteke having a medical at QPR or Newcastle?!
Don't even jest
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Benteke needed resting,come on Bent prove your worth and bang a couple in tonight
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No point in hoofing in this, keep it on the deck , show some steel and composure and we should win this !
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I see that Dunne has made the bench. For Millwall. There used to be a biscuit factory by their ground, so that makes sense.
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I see that Dunne has made the bench. For Millwall. There used to be a biscuit factory by their ground, so that makes sense.
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Strikes me as an "I need to win tonight to save my job team" rather than a "how best to prepare for playing Newcastle team".
I've have liked to see Williams, Bowery, Stevens, Carruthers and Johnson starting
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Bloody hell depressing listening on the radio, 'Millwall are the favourites how will Villa counter their threat?'. Big Ron was bang on though, he said get the full backs defending and get the defence sorted first.
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Come on boys, keep forgetting I this is on tonight which probably says much for the times we live in with the Villa right now!
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Can I just ask, I know we cant discuss streams on the website but I had naturally assumed that we were playing friday night because the game had been picked up by a tv station. This does not appear to be the case as i cant find it anywhere, is there any way to watch it tonight apart from going? The missus is doing her fake tan tonight, im loath to miss a free opportunity to watch the villa on a friday night...
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How long to kick off?
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I can't find it anywhere.
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Full commentary on 5live by the way.
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15 minutes.
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TalkSport also have full commentary.
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Can I just ask, I know we cant discuss streams on the website but I had naturally assumed that we were playing friday night because the game had been picked up by a tv station. This does not appear to be the case as i cant find it anywhere, is there any way to watch it tonight apart from going? The missus is doing her fake tan tonight, im loath to miss a free opportunity to watch the villa on a friday night...
As recorded several times on the Forum, the game is being played tonight because there is a protest march for Lewisham hospital tomorrow, which will need policing. I'll be on AVTV audio.
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How long to kick off?
13' 24" from the time your message posted.
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Full commentary on 5live by the way.
TalkSport also have full commentary.
I can't find it anywhere.
Ah well, looks like were going old school. best dust off the wireless! to be honest, after the last few games its probably for the best we cant watch it...
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Talksport or 5live.. choices, choices.
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Got great reception from talksport, modern techknology eh.
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Dunno if I'm just a pillock but I've backed us to win
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On WM as well.
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Got to be honest and say I couldn't care less about this game. I know it's FA cup and all that but after Tuesday cup football has left a very sour taste in my mouth.
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Here we go chaps. Lamberts to the Slaughter.
Come on Villa, just tickle my nuts a little and give me a decent, stress free weekend...
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The Boys really owe us one now!
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C'mon Villa, you're all over 'em!
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I'm having to make do with the radio, I usually watch the games but I'm struggling.
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I for one do care about this match, the darkest hour is just before the dawn...
Come on me babbies!!
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It's weird just listening.
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Come on then you Villa boys!! Give us a boost.
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Has anyone spotted Danny Baker at the ground yet?
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Pie please pws!
I will be happy to see benno in midfield, could suit him better.
I take it I won the fiver then eastie?
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It's weird just listening.
Beats having to watch them
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On Free Radio 80 B'ham as well,we are spoilt for choice
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Millwall will be looking for corners. What do corners make? *adopts Brucie voice*
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Can I just ask, I know we cant discuss streams on the website but I had naturally assumed that we were playing friday night because the game had been picked up by a tv station. This does not appear to be the case as i cant find it anywhere, is there any way to watch it tonight apart from going? The missus is doing her fake tan tonight, im loath to miss a free opportunity to watch the villa on a friday night...
As recorded several times on the Forum, the game is being played tonight because there is a protest march for Lewisham hospital tomorrow, which will need policing. I'll be on AVTV audio.
Much tougher proposition going there on a Friday night than a Saturday afternoon. The previous 55 failures were due in varying degrees to being shit, crap refs., bad luck, Robbie Fowler at Old Trafford, and Gregorys defensive tactics at Wembley.
Just remember this time its down to the Tories dismantling the NHS !
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Listening on WM. At least you get a more Villa-centric commentary
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Anyone who care to send me a PM?
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It's weird just listening.
feels like the old days . I loved them.
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Early corner
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352? Again? Christ.
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I love radio commentaries so feel right at home tonight!
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So, its kind of 5,2,1,2 or 3,4,1,2..... the Beeb commentators haven't worked it out yet
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352? Again? Christ.
Is that the attendance?
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We've got a corner! boys doing well
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I spoke too soon....Claridge is the guest commentator on R5
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Millwall will be looking for corners. What do corners make? *adopts Brucie voice*
Shops I was brought to believe!
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I haven't heard Claridge on the radio for a while. I quite like him
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I've gone for 5 Live, Steve Claridge is a twat.
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So, its kind of 5,2,1,2 or 3,5,1,2..... the Beeb commentators haven't worked it out yet
Have we put Given in midfield?
The bastard will still probably never move off the goal line.
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Millwall will be looking for corners. What do corners make? *adopts Brucie voice*
Shops I was brought to believe!
It's good but it's not right.
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So, its kind of 5,2,1,2 or 3,5,1,2..... the Beeb commentators haven't worked it out yet
Have we put Given in midfield?
The bastard will still probably never move off the goal line.
You got that in just before I correct my original post
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I haven't heard Claridge on the radio for a while. I quite like him
I don't!
Mind you I might need to get used to it, doesn't he do The Championship?
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I've gone for the option of following this thread.
I'll see key events flagged up as they happen, and some other poor sap has to actually listen to the buffoons on the wireless.
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It is 3-4-1-2. Referee is Neil Swarbrick, by the way.
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Got to be honest and say I couldn't care less about this game. I know it's FA cup and all that but after Tuesday cup football has left a very sour taste in my mouth.
Come on now. We love this shit.
UTV
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no tv? what's the feckin point of playing friday night?
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Might be a stupid question, and sound like I have been in a cave for weeks, but why is this match taking place tonight?
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First game I've listened to ont he wireless in years, it's strange!
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Millwall at home and Charlton at home in the Cup.
So we had to play a day earlier.
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Big protest tomorrow, so had to bring it forward.
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Because of a demonstration tomorrow. Game moved by the Police.
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Might be a stupid question, and sound like I have been in a cave for weeks, but why is this match taking place tonight?
Police made them move the game due to protests tomorrow.
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Listening to the radio. Will be like this loads of times next season... ;-)
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You are a cool cat pws! Not complaining coz i can watch the picture on corrie and some real totty on there .
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How's Lowton's name actually pronounced ? I swear that the Beeb called him "Luton" just now
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Apparently Andi is playing up front, not wide, not quite in the middle
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Thank you all
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
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Because of a demonstration tomorrow. Game moved by the Police.
Bloody Sting !
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Can I just ask, I know we cant discuss streams on the website but I had naturally assumed that we were playing friday night because the game had been picked up by a tv station. This does not appear to be the case as i cant find it anywhere, is there any way to watch it tonight apart from going? The missus is doing her fake tan tonight, im loath to miss a free opportunity to watch the villa on a friday night...
As recorded several times on the Forum, the game is being played tonight because there is a protest march for Lewisham hospital tomorrow, which will need policing. I'll be on AVTV audio.
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Why didn't Barry take the penalty?
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It's weird just listening.
Well championship next season and they'll be no more internet streams or trips to the pub to watch illegal satellite tv for the vast majority of our away games.
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You are a cool cat pws! Not complaining coz i can watch the picture on corrie and some real totty on there .
Cash is accepted. Told you to check with Leeg before the bet! ;D
Honk.
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
Stop being a knob again.
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
oh shush.
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Claridge is so anti villa .
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You are a cool cat pws! Not complaining coz i can watch the picture on corrie and some real totty on there .
That blonde barmaid with the norks is rather tasty.
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
I have modified the title, yes, it is a bit irritating the same frigging question getting asked every ten seconds.
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The quality of this stream is superb. Basically HD standard.
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Claridge is so anti villa .
Stream not working?
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
Sorry to breach your patience barriers.
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
Stop being a knob again.
Next insult is an automatic and permanent ban. Is that clear enough for everyone?
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
Stop being a knob again.
No need for that, whoever you are.
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Sounds as if we have a lot of possession. Come on, Villa.
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I'm just going to keep updating this thread, just tucking into a mariners pie don't want indigestion besides following villa on the radio is like that film zulu, the noise gets louder, the reinforcements aren't coming, attack after attack and defeat is inevitable.
Its our year for the cup btw - get into em!
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Lihaj playing shite
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
Stop being a knob again.
Next insult is an automatic and permanent ban. Is that clear enough for everyone?
Sir, Yes, Sir
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
I have modified the title, yes, it is a bit irritating the same frigging question getting asked every ten seconds.
What's the demo about?
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Might be a stupid question, and sound like I have been in a cave for weeks, but why is this match taking place tonight?
Police made them move the game due to protests tomorrow.
what Lerner out protests?
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
Stop being a knob again.
No need for that, whoever you are.
Good job I am not Welsh.
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It sounds like we're doing the pass-it-from-side-to-side-and-pretend-we're-ACMilan-circa-1988 thing again.
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Might be a stupid question, and sound like I have been in a cave for weeks, but why is this match taking place tonight?
Police made them move the game due to protests tomorrow.
what Lerner out protests?
Yes, that's right, Lerner out protests, in South East London.
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Lihaj playing shite
Shock, horror !
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
I have modified the title, yes, it is a bit irritating the same frigging question getting asked every ten seconds.
What's the demo about?
The lack of TV coverage of the game
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You are a cool cat pws! Not complaining coz i can watch the picture on corrie and some real totty on there .
Cash is accepted. Told you to check with Leeg before the bet! ;D
Honk.
Faggots ready for you at half time !
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It sounds like we're doing the pass-it-from-side-to-side-and-pretend-we're-ACMilan-circa-1988 thing again.
I'm cool with that bit.
It's when we turn into Villa-circa-1986 that i get worried.
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Lihaj playing shite
He is very good at that.
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
I have modified the title, yes, it is a bit irritating the same frigging question getting asked every ten seconds.
What's the demo about?
The lack of TV coverage of the game
ha ha, very good.
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
I have modified the title, yes, it is a bit irritating the same frigging question getting asked every ten seconds.
Genius, thanks. Exhibit A in my defence against the other stupid reactions to a fair point. The reason was reported when the match time was confirmed, weeks ago.
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3-5-2. Benteke having a medical at QPR or Newcastle?!
They dare not take him to London in case he didn`t want to come back
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Might be a stupid question, and sound like I have been in a cave for weeks, but why is this match taking place tonight?
Police made them move the game due to protests tomorrow.
what Lerner out protests?
Yes, that's right, Lerner out protests, in South East London.
about time we got more Villa fans in London instead of Manure
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Yes, that's right, Lerner out protests, in South East London.
Don't knock it, I'm preparing my banner as we speak.
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What I don't get is why on earth they chose to play this on a Friday night, anybody know?
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What I don't get is why on earth they chose to play this on a Friday night, anybody know?
So we can have the piss taken all weekend instead of just Sundays
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You are a cool cat pws! Not complaining coz i can watch the picture on corrie and some real totty on there .
Cash is accepted. Told you to check with Leeg before the bet! ;D
Honk.
Faggots ready for you at half time !
You can not use words like that these days. Stop it.
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What I don't get is why on earth they chose to play this on a Friday night, anybody know?
What a good question.
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It sounds like we're doing the pass-it-from-side-to-side-and-pretend-we're-ACMilan-circa-1988 thing again.
I'm cool with that bit.
It's when we turn into Villa-circa-1986 that i get worried.
We'd struggle to hit those heady heights, to be fair.
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What I don't get is why on earth they chose to play this on a Friday night, anybody know?
Lerner protests some one just said
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What I don't get is why on earth they chose to play this on a Friday night, anybody know?
Lerner made them do it.
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Villa very laboured . ffs
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Pie please pws!
I will be happy to see benno in midfield, could suit him better.
anyone from the Beano would be a good signing for Midfield right now! how about Biffo the Bear or Little plum!
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What I don't get is why on earth they chose to play this on a Friday night, anybody know?
Apparently there is a big demo but no one knows what about.
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Danny Shittu. Snigger
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What I don't get is why on earth they chose to play this on a Friday night, anybody know?
Lerner protests some one just said
Lack of funding for education ?
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Lihaj playing shite
Shock, horror !
Sounds ok to me. Westwood keeps being mentioned as the start of a move. Lihaj and Bennett overlapping on opposite sides with their respective midfielders?
What's happening with the forwards? is it 4 3 3?
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anyone from the Beano would be a good signing for Midfield right now! how about Biffo the Bear or Little plum!
Billy Whizz?
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Danny Shittu. Snigger
might as well sign him
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'Shittu had to get in there quickly'
Snigger.
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Danny Shittu. Snigger
Every time.
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What I don't get is why on earth they chose to play this on a Friday night, anybody know?
What a good question.
so we can get used to it for next season in the Championship!
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Villa giving the ball away slow build up.
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Danny Shittu. Snigger
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nearly as good as kisnorbo
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anyone from the Beano would be a good signing for Midfield right now! how about Biffo the Bear or Little plum!
Good Call!
Billy Whizz?
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Danny Shittu. Snigger
Should be playing for us with a name like that.
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anyone from the Beano would be a good signing for Midfield right now! how about Biffo the Bear or Little plum!
Billy Whizz?
Mark Draper - plug!
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I haven't heard Weimann's name yet.
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villa no cutting edge
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Danny Shittu. Snigger
Every time.
Me too. I can't help it.
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Shittu was all over N'Zogbia by the corner flag.
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can i say again that Claridge is a cock
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Millwall fans sound like seal's being clubbed.
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Danny Shittu. Snigger
Every time.
Me too. I can't help it.
It's great, isn't it?
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yeah Id have Carragher for 6 mths
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I haven't heard Weimann's name yet.
It's Andreas Weimann and he is from our youth academy.
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A draw tonight could see our lowest home attendance next week in the replay.
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Goal!
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I don't really care if Villa aren't making many chances (yet), what the beeb have failed to mention so far
is without the ball Milwall aren't going to win any corners or put us under any pressure.
hooray we've scored
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Yes!
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Feck me, Villa score a goal
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Seems like a boring game so far , 1-0 bent
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Yeah
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How about that then.
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Get in
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It's not a beauty!!!
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
I have modified the title, yes, it is a bit irritating the same frigging question getting asked every ten seconds.
What's the demo about?
FUCKING GET IN>>>>>>>>>>
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GET IN BENT YYYYYEEEESSSSS
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great goal! ave it!!!!
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We really don't want a replay.
BBBEEENNNNTTT!
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Benty !!!!!!!!
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Bent!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get in!!!!!!!!! What a relief.
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get the fuck in!
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Lihaj playing shite
Shock, horror !
Sounds ok to me. Westwood keeps being mentioned as the start of a move. Lihaj and Bennett overlapping on opposite sides with their respective midfielders?
What's happening with the forwards? is it 4 3 3?
Welcome to another non reader. 3-4-1-2 on page 1, among others.
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Who's not interested now!!!!!!?
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Beeent!
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Bent goal
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THE FIGHTBACK STARTS NOW
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I haven't heard Weimann's name yet.
But I've heard Bent's!
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Get in !!!
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GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scruffy, sounds like Weimann made it.
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yay!
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now can we play for 90 mins!
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Wemberleeeeee, Wemberleeeeee
Paul Lambert's a genius
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I love Darren Bent . well done Weimann too
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Goal Bent
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Bent with a tap in.
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That's why Bent should play.
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
I have modified the title, yes, it is a bit irritating the same frigging question getting asked every ten seconds.
What's the demo about?
FUCKING GET IN>>>>>>>>>>
Is that a knee jerk question?
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Sounds like the mis-hit of the century
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Eat my goal, pikeys
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Bent!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get in!!!!!!!!! What a relief.
Lets hope its not another 1st half syndrome.
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Bent!! Oh dear, we've scored too soon.......
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Get in Daz!!!
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Excellent ! Even better I'm in the safety of my own home and not there !
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Christ this pair of commentators are coming out with every cliche tonight. "They all count", ffs.
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G-O-A-T-S
THAT'S THE CHEESE WE LOVE THE BEST!
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Shock, a player injured.
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That's why Bent should play.
Spot on pwa.
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Goal Bent
How did that happen ? Did Concrete Ron run into one of the posts ?
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Shittu = Shithouse. Smash it Benty! 8)
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Shittu was a bit loose then!
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That's why Bent should play.
always in the right place
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Are we playing 4-4-1-1?
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can i say again that Claridge is a cock
Definitely. But, call him a Welsh cock and you will receive an illogically negative reaction, even if he was actually Welsh.
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I've had Bent 3-0, 85/1
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Christ this pair of commentators are coming out with every cliche tonight. "They all count", ffs.
You going with claridge too hilts?
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christ no ! ...... a corner!
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Oh shit they've got a corner
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Shit they've got a corner.
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Corner to them. Shit.
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FFS can't you look for the answer before asking the same 'why tonight' question like some knee jerk jerks?
I have modified the title, yes, it is a bit irritating the same frigging question getting asked every ten seconds.
What's the demo about?
FUCKING GET IN>>>>>>>>>>
Is that a knee jerk question?
yep :)
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Last 2 top division sides to knock Millwall out the FA cup have been relegated. Just what you want to here when you go 1-0 up.
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
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Id love Bent and Benteke a run together . Could be lethal.
Shittu wins header easy from corner . Come on villa
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do you mean Oh Shittu they've got a corner!
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"Shittu's pretty solid isn't he"
Fibre will do that to you.
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Christ this pair of commentators are coming out with every cliche tonight. "They all count", ffs.
You going with claridge too hilts?
Afraid so.
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Hmm Talksport saying the last two teams to knock Millwall out the cup went down..
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Shittu is pretty solid
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Commentator said the last two sides to knock Milwall out of the cup were relegated, Bolton and Birmingham, cmon Milwall.
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They score from a corner. Quel surprise
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Concede from a corner. Wow, i'm surprised.
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For fucks sake.
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Anyone surprised by that ?
No ?
Thought not
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1-1corner!
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Surprise surprise.
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There you go.
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Here we go a corner again.
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Who would have guessed...
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Fucking corner wankers
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Bastard corners
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now there's a surprise!
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They didn't score from the corner. Oh no, another one...Fuck, and they score...........FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh what a shock...
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Oh shit(tu).
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shittu from corner ffs
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Lihaj playing shite
Shock, horror !
Sounds ok to me. Westwood keeps being mentioned as the start of a move. Lihaj and Bennett overlapping on opposite sides with their respective midfielders?
What's happening with the forwards? is it 4 3 3?
Welcome to another non reader. 3-4-1-2 on page 1, among others.
Thank you
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OOOOh we're 1-0 up!
Bugger it - we've just defended (not) a corner
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I've had Bent 3-0, 85/1
You've wasted your money then....
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Shit(u).
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For fucks sake what do they work on?
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What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So predictable
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We're the most pathetic Premier League team I've ever seen.
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Oh good, another goal conceded from a corner to Shittu of all people, obviously been a lot of focus on that on the training ground this week since Tuesday. Utterly thick and brainless
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a corner ........... a goal! Shittu has scored, apparantly ............Lihaj was picking Shittu up, a least the commentator made me laugh!
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Bloody Hell.
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What do corners make?
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FREE FUCKING HEADER YOU TWATS
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Wonder who's at fault this time. We just don't do any fucking training on set pieces clearly.
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this is ridiculous. it's fucking simple. HEAD THE BALL AWAY.
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Fucking pathetic it really is
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Cool.
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We're shittu and we know we are
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He's got to get a defensive coach in immediately, it's embarrassing.
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Lichaj is a League One player at best. So fucking shit.
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WHY?
Don't we know anyone who can organise a couple of defenders?
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Shittu's first goal of the season. So everyone can defend against him except us
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Given is part of the problem as well I think here, he just flaps at balls into the box
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pussy pussy pussies!
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This is fucking dire.
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Jesus wept. What is wrong with us? How hard can it be to defend corners?
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Twilight Zone time as the opposition had a corner and didn't score.
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No-one picking shittu up. There's a gag in there but I'm too depressed to find it.
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He's got to get a defensive coach in immediately, it's embarrassing.
Or just big defenders would do
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Jesus wept. What is wrong with us? How hard can it be to defend corners?
Spiders do!
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Fucking corners AGAIN
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For fucks sake what do they work on?
counting cash, comparing tattoos, polishing their Porsches, tweeting, ....
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No General in defence, no organisation we are under pressure.
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Shittu's first goal of the season. So everyone can defend against him except us
he's only just signed for them.
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WHY?
Don't we know anyone who can organise a couple of defenders?
Steve Walford!
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Can't defend a fucking set piece, you useless twats.
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Unlike us to be so slack on a corner isn't it?
How much are these ****** paid per week? I don't believe for a minute that Lambert hasn't given the job of giving someone the job of picking up Shittu, so which twat let him go?
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Jesus wept. What is wrong with us? How hard can it be to defend corners?
It doesnt even make me mad any more. Its like England and penalty shoot outs. I just assume we are buggered. As do the players.
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It's probably for the best. I read somewhere that the last two teams to knock Millwall out of the FA Cup got relegated. Did you know that?
I'd love to know why this game isn't being played tomorrow at 3pm though?
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What's really embarrassing, is that they MUST practise corners AND that still can't defend them.
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Never mind, they'll still collect their 40k a week. They earn it don't they?
I really despair.
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Wonder who's at fault this time. We just don't do any fucking training on set pieces clearly.
I think the players have got to take responsibility, Vlaar let Hanson go on Tuesday thats nothing to do with practicing set pieces more concentration.
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Just remind me again who that twat Lambert stuck in goal?
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Shittu's first goal of the season. So everyone can defend against him except us
he's only just signed for them.
What? He's played over 20 matches for them.
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Look, we obviously dont do corners, can't we just ask the opposition teams to stop getting them.
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Found a stream:
http://dailygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dog-shit.jpg
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Sadly I think we are getting what we paid for...
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He's got to get a defensive coach in immediately, it's embarrassing.
Or just big defenders would do
They still need to know how to defend, Vlaar ain't exactly small but he can't defend corners as he proved on Tuesday.
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Warwick Davis could score from a corner against us . Embarrassing.
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Shittu's first goal of the season. So everyone can defend against him except us
he's only just signed for them.
He's been with them all season (second time round)
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Its ok, his job is safe
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It hard for villa to practise defending corners. We have players who are shite offensively at corners and defenders shite at defending them.
Vicious circle.
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Jesus wept. What is wrong with us? How hard can it be to defend corners?
We cant practise defending them coz none of our players can cross them well enough to practice.
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What's really embarrassing, is that they MUST practise corners AND that still can't defend them.
You can practice all you like, if the personnel are inept then it's a waste of time.
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A corner against us is like a penalty.
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They only thing they should train at is defending the corner.
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Its ok, his job is safe
Time to have a whip round. How much does an assassin cost?
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No-one picking shittu up. There's a gag in there but I'm too depressed to find it.
according to the Radio Lichaj was picking Shittu up.. at least he's qualified for something, he is just not good enough! get rid! Has Warnock shot someone? he surely be any worse than some of these!
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It's probably for the best. I read somewhere that the last two teams to knock Millwall out of the FA Cup got relegated. Did you know that?
I'd love to know why this game isn't being played tomorrow at 3pm though?
A demo about a hospital apparantly, I'm not certain of the full details.
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We do practice corners, but we're great at defending Barry Bannans piss poor corners that almost go out for a throw in.
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I am running out of ways to express how I feel...
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Shittu's first goal of the season. So everyone can defend against him except us
he's only just signed for them.
What? He's played over 20 matches for them.
oh, has he? One of the comms on Talksport said he was a new signing.
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Found a stream:
http://dailygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dog-shit.jpg
GASP!
HIPPO TO THE THREAD PLEASE, Your services are required.
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You need to have two players attacking the ball and that'll sort us, it's simple.
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What's really embarrassing, is that they MUST practise corners AND that still can't defend them.
... doesn't that just prove how shit they are!
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I imagine that in training the defenders only get to practise against Bannan corners and not someone decent putting the crosses in.
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How about 'indifferent'. That's a good word for tonight.
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Warwick Davis could score from a corner against us . Embarrassing.
I could score from a corner against us and as Fergal will confirm I am a short arse of about 5' 01"!
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we would be alright If football pitches were round
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Jesus wept. What is wrong with us? How hard can it be to defend corners?
We cant practise defending them coz none of our players can cross them well enough to practice.
Spot on!!.............. comment of the night so far!, can we not by a crossing machine? like they use for Tennis or base ball practice, most of our lot couldn't cross the Road!
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It's probably for the best. I read somewhere that the last two teams to knock Millwall out of the FA Cup got relegated. Did you know that?
I'd love to know why this game isn't being played tomorrow at 3pm though?
A demo about a hospital apparantly, I'm not certain of the full details.
Good grief. Here is a new one who cannot even read the topic heading.
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We do practice corners, but we're great at defending Barry Bannans piss poor corners that almost go out for a throw in.
It's not Bannan's fault that our defenders are incapable of marking a player and beating him to the ball.
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They only thing they should train at is defending the corner.
They may as well mark no-one, let them win the header and stick 8 players on the goal line
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No-one picking shittu up. There's a gag in there but I'm too depressed to find it.
according to the Radio Lichaj was picking Shittu up.. at least he's qualified for something, he is just not good enough! get rid! Has Warnock shot someone? he surely be any worse than some of these!
Lichaj is out of contract in the summer , thank f**k
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Dear Paul
How to defend corners
Page 1, chapter 1
Attack the fucking ball
the end
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Found a stream:
http://dailygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dog-shit.jpg
GASP!
HIPPO TO THE THREAD PLEASE, Your services are required.
Great stuff fletch.
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Westwood can take corners. I imagine Zoggy, Delph, Albrighton, Lowton and Bennett are all better at Bannan is too.
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Look, we obviously dont do corners, can't we just ask the opposition teams to stop getting them.
We're moving to Edgbaston cricket ground next season so no corners at all!
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All together now .."Lambert, Lambert you`re a twat ........"
How inept is he and his team of coaches -
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It's probably for the best. I read somewhere that the last two teams to knock Millwall out of the FA Cup got relegated. Did you know that?
I'd love to know why this game isn't being played tomorrow at 3pm though?
A demo about a hospital apparantly, I'm not certain of the full details.
Good grief. Here is a new one who cannot even read the topic heading.
What topic heading?
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Sounds like Clarke is having a mare.
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Villa keep giving the ball away
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I didn't know Del Boy's family had little Liam playing for them. Cushty!
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We do practice corners, but we're great at defending Barry Bannans piss poor corners that almost go out for a throw in.
It's not Bannan's fault that our defenders are incapable of marking a player and beating him to the ball.
No, but it is Bannan's fault that he can't take a fucking corner on 20k a week!
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Warwick Davis could score from a corner against us . Embarrassing.
I could score from a corner against us and as Fergal will confirm I am a short arse of about 5' 01"!
He's short and I am fat, we would get a fecking hat full against this lot...
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Dear Paul
How to defend corners
Page 1, chapter 1
Attack the fucking ball
the end
Or play a keeper who will do his job and come out for the fecking ball
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Sounds like Clarke is having a mare.
But how is Clark doing?
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We're so shit.
I don't think I can stand this corner nonsense much longer. It's just so crushingly depressing.
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Look, we obviously dont do corners, can't we just ask the opposition teams to stop getting them.
We're moving to Edgbaston cricket ground next season so no corners at all!
And it's got a bigger score board!
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I think we are going to win this.... because its really not that important
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They only thing they should train at is defending the corner.
They may as well mark no-one, let them win the header and stick 8 players on the goal line
Did you play for the Minstrel?
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Was Given rooted to the goal line by any remote chance?
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I'm not sure if these commentators are being ridiculously unfair, or if we've managed to get even worse in the last 3 days.
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Banan on lol
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Bannan on for Delph
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Come on Barry.
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Delph off Bannan on.
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Could anyone tell me the score I'm at work
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Here comes Messi
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Paul
How to defend corners
Page 1, chapter 1
Attack the fucking ball
the end
Innit?
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delph off bannan on
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It's probably for the best. I read somewhere that the last two teams to knock Millwall out of the FA Cup got relegated. Did you know that?
I'd love to know why this game isn't being played tomorrow at 3pm though?
A demo about a hospital apparantly, I'm not certain of the full details.
Good grief. Here is a new one who cannot even read the topic heading.
We're going to need a bigger boat!
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oh yay, bannan..
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PROPOSED CHANGE TO THE LAWS OF THE GAME.
Law 17 states "A corner kick is awarded when the whole of the ball, having last touched a player of the defending team, passes over the goal line, either on the ground or in the air, and a goal is not scored in accordance with Law 10"
To be amended to....
"A throw-in is awarded on the half way line when the whole of the ball, having last touched a player of the defending team, passes over the goal line, either on the ground or in the air, and a goal is not scored in accordance with Law 10"
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Could anyone tell me the score I'm at work
1-1.
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Bannan coming on for Delph (injury). Fookin' marvellous.
Claridge alleging that Delph spat towards the crowd as he walks off.
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Bannan on
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On the radio they saying were too slow getting forward then we give it away
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Can we concede a goal from an attacking corner ?
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Could anyone tell me the score I'm at work
Villa went ahead (Bent) they predictably levelled from a corner
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Warwick Davis could score from a corner against us . Embarrassing.
I could score from a corner against us and as Fergal will confirm I am a short arse of about 5' 01"!
He's short and I am fat, we would get a fecking hat full against this lot...
Poor 'ol Lichaj and Clark wouldn't know how to cope with us sniffing around the six yard box. I can see the confusion, delayed reaction and shirt tugging already just before you nod past a hapless Given.
It's a bad sign when you resort to this kind of writing in a Match thread....
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I'm not sure if these commentators are being ridiculously unfair, or if we've managed to get even worse in the last 3 days.
I think we are just fair game for any two bit fucker to have a pop at us.
We'll be back to make the bastards eat their words.......it might just take some time.
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They said that his job is safe even if we get relegated, but can we hope for a loophole if, before then, we get knocked out of another cup by another lower league team?
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Fuck me, fear not, Bannan's on.
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Injury prone is Delph
Fat Mick slagging Bannon off now . Fuck off youre not Villa , only Villa fans can slag off our Messi
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
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Here comes Messi
Lol, the poor mans Paul Scholes
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Bannan coming on for Delph (injury). Fookin' marvellous.
Claridge alleging that Delph spat towards the crowd as he walks off.
Claridge also said that he thought that something unsavoury might have been said to Fab as he was exiting
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'They've got them on the rack, Aston Villa'
Apparently we're in control
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
I like it!
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Could anyone tell me the score I'm at work
1-1.
Thanks
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From the beeb
" Flappy, flappy Shay Given,wafting atanother Millwall cross. Villa petrified any time the ball comes into the box. Like when you were a kid and heading the ball used to hurt, especially when you got it on the nose and your eyes watered. Or was that just me?"
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we go again, we go again, we go again, we go again......my job is safe
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I genuinely have no idea why we let Given have a game.
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Injury prone is Delph
Fat Mick slagging Bannon off now . Fuck off youre not Villa , only Villa fans can slag off our Messi
When posting comments about commentators please state which radio station you're listening to or give the commentators name
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
I like it!
It's a fake. No buffering nor pop-up ads.
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
Sorry, but that's a babbling brook.
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Warwick Davis could score from a corner against us . Embarrassing.
I could score from a corner against us and as Fergal will confirm I am a short arse of about 5' 01"!
He's short and I am fat, we would get a fecking hat full against this lot...
Poor 'ol Lichaj and Clark wouldn't know how to cope with us sniffing around the six yard box. I can see the confusion, delayed reaction and shirt tugging already just before you nod past a hapless Given.
It's a bad sign when you resort to this kind of writing in a Match thread....
They would make us look like Ronaldo and Messi
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we go again, we go again, we go again, we go again......my job is safe
don't forget, "i couldn't ask anymore from the players!"
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I don't know who's commentating with Steve Claridge. Is it Simon Brotherton?
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Delph injured brilliant, that leaves our midfield with one capable player.
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
I like it!
It could be mistaken for us. The rocks are narrow and standing still whilst something flows past them as well.
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Here comes Messi
Lol, the poor mans Paul Scholes
One footed hobbit.
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Del boy's name gets mentioned a lot. Hes all over us .
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we go again, we go again, we go again, we go again......my job is safe
WE Go out of a cup completion to lower league opposition AGAIN.
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I really want to turn this off
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So after being slagged off when he came on, Bannan has apparently already played two decent 'hollywood balls'. This whole argument about him is ridiculous (by that I mean the way it focusses on this phantom aspect of his game, and not on him being an average player, which he is).
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I don't know who's commentating with Steve Claridge. Is it Simon Brotherton?
The cycling bloke ? Yep, you're right
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
Sorry, but that's a babbling brook.
Looks like a moist clearing in the woods to me :)
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PROPOSED CHANGE TO THE LAWS OF THE GAME.
Law 17 states "A corner kick is awarded when the whole of the ball, having last touched a player of the defending team, passes over the goal line, either on the ground or in the air, and a goal is not scored in accordance with Law 10"
To be amended to....
"A throw-in is awarded on the half way line when the whole of the ball, having last touched a player of the defending team, passes over the goal line, either on the ground or in the air, and a goal is not scored in accordance with Law 10"
How's that gonna help? Have you seen us defending a throw-in?
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Right I'm off for my tea, see you all in the second half.
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Radio 5
'Dunne is on the horizon'
He must of bent over.
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
I like it!
It could be mistaken for us. The rocks are narrow and standing still whilst something flows past them as well.
or a creek, without a paddle
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
We are islands in the stream ...that's what we are.
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We maybe bad at defending corners but to make up for it we are bad at taking them so it all evens out.
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It's probably for the best. I read somewhere that the last two teams to knock Millwall out of the FA Cup got relegated. Did you know that?
I'd love to know why this game isn't being played tomorrow at 3pm though?
A demo about a hospital apparantly, I'm not certain of the full details.
Good grief. Here is a new one who cannot even read the topic heading.
What are you being such a condecending tool for?
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Bannan 'precisely picks out Millwall's goalkeeper' from a corner. Classic commentary by WM
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Radio 5
'Dunne is on the horizon'
He must of bent over.
Dropped his pie?
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And in contrast, our corner troubles them not a jot. Thanks Bazza, not doubt also providing the crosses in training that we defend so well.
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BAnnon wastes corner. Never
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We maybe bad at defending corners but to make up for it we are bad at taking them so it all evens out.
Very good.
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Forget "why didn't Barry take the penalty?".......... why does Bannan take the corners ?
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Steve Claridge is a complete see you next tuesday. I switched to five live cos of Mick Quinns annoying patter, can you get commentry without guests on the red button?
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Shit corner from Bannan shock. PLEASE let somebody else take corners - Westwood is better than him.
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45 minutes of torture to go.
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HT
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half time
our brilliant second half performance to come , you know how good Lamberts talks at HT are
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45 minutes of torture to go.
And, if recent games are anything to go by, those last 45 minutes were the best.
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Maybe thats the plan - we get Delph and a couple more injured in the second half and then maybe that will get Lerner buying one player ..
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How come 'Nam v Rochdale is being played tonight as well ? I can't find that one on TV either
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
Been watching this for 5 minutes. I'm waiting for Doug to appear and catch a salmon then punching it in the face before smashing its head off on one of those rocks.
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Thank McGrath we always improve in the second half. Oh.......
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It shows how far where've fallen that I'm mildly relieved to be going in level.
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45 minutes of torture to go.
And, if recent games are anything to go by, those last 45 minutes were the best.
I might give the dog a very long walk.
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Let's get em back to VP for a replay. Then lose to a goal scored from a corner. There are no protests planned against hospital closures in Birmingham. Steve Claridge does not venture north of Watford. 5live would cover another replay.
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Shit corner from Bannan shock. PLEASE let somebody else take corners - Westwood is better than him.
Didn't Westwood take a corner earlier in this match which drifted out for a throw in?
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'433?''...you could have read the pre-match etc'
about 30 minutes ago
I do read the threads.
But is there anything wrong with asking a question, in the course of play, based on a radio commentary that suggests something different than the pre-match information/guesses might be happening?
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This Bannan corner business, it's not his fault we are crap from his corners.
The manager should be able to see how shit we are are tell him to STOP FUCKING TAKING THEM!!
It ain't fuckin rocket science.
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
How do you know?
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Things You Won't Be Hearing in the Millwall Dressing Room:
#1. "Just try and keep the scoreline respectable."
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as a season ticket holder since 89 i am now starting to think its so bad its funny. :'(
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Forget "why didn't Barry take the penalty?".......... why does Bannan take the corners ?
Genuine LOL!!
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
How do you know?
He commentates on AVTV.
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Brilliant stuff Villa.
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as a season ticket holder since 89 i am now starting to think its so bad its funny. :'(
I know what you mean. Last year depressed me. This season is surreal, it's like we are so crap at the basics I find it fascinating.
it is rather odd.
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Colin Murrays just said we wont lose at least I think he did....I dived for the off button as soon as he came on.
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taken me 40 mins but found a beautiful stream
(http://www.nomoresweden.com/wp-content/uploads/stream.gif)
Been watching this for 5 minutes. I'm waiting for Doug to appear and catch a salmon then punching it in the face before smashing its head off on one of those rocks.
Surely Doug would bicycle kick it ( he invented it) into his waiting Ghillies hands! whilst quoting :" they would never be in this mess with me around!
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The sad thing is we all know exactly what's coming up in the next hour.
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I think we should 3-2-5 2nd half.What did we play 1st half?
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im past the point of defending the embarrasment we have become. so much that i have shown the hitler video to both my work mates and my girlfriend and laughed out loud with them on both occasions
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Not watching but comments from people there suggest formation is not helping..
Is Lambert trying to get sacked for a pay off
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
How do you know?
He commentates on AVTV.
Lets hope he turns voilent and takes it out on Woodward.
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So after being slagged off when he came on, Bannan has apparently already played two decent 'hollywood balls'. This whole argument about him is ridiculous (by that I mean the way it focusses on this phantom aspect of his game, and not on him being an average player, which he is).
Hes a long way short of average in my book.
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He wont 3-1-6
not unless we are losing
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This Bannan corner business, it's not his fault we are crap from his corners.
The manager should be able to see how shit we are are tell him to STOP FUCKING TAKING THEM!!
It ain't fuckin rocket science.
Villa's corners are exactly as they practice them........
Bannan's corners are like those that the reserve keeper puts in during the pre-match warmup up and the Villa defenders are just following the way that the goalkeeping coach runs out of the way as the ball comes in
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This Bannan corner business, it's not his fault we are crap from his corners.
The manager should be able to see how shit we are are tell him to STOP FUCKING TAKING THEM!!
It ain't fuckin rocket science.
The manager should also be able to see that Given shouldn't be playing, that Lichaj is woeful and that we need to stop conceding from corners ....but no.
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im past the point of defending the embarrasment we have become. so much that i have shown the hitler video to both my work mates and my girlfriend and laughed out loud with them on both occasions
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I thought it was hilarious.....
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
How do you know?
He commentates on AVTV.
Lets hope he turns voilent and takes it out on Woodward.
Can somebody record that if it happens.
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
How do you know?
He commentates on AVTV.
he's getting more and more angry as it goes on, he can see the basics are missing. He can see it, we can see it why can't PL????????
.....................oh nice and much better, MRS H just brought tea and cakes saying you probably need this i see it's one one!
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as a season ticket holder since 89 i am now starting to think its so bad its funny. :'(
What a funny age to get into football. How old are you now?
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
How do you know?
He's right...I've listened to several of the last few games on AVTV and big Ken has got more critical every game, its actually quite heart warming to listen to the passion the man has. It must be agonising for him watching us fall apart all the time
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Shit corner from Bannan shock. PLEASE let somebody else take corners - Westwood is better than him.
Didn't Westwood take a corner earlier in this match which drifted out for a throw in?
Maybe, but I think he's taken more threatening ones than Bannan in previous matches. Didn't he take some against Southampton? OK, I know we didn't score from any of them but at least they're better than ballooning Bannan's bungling bollocks.
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The sad thing is we all know exactly what's coming up in the next hour.
yeah. Taggart on the Bravo channel, thats my Friday night and not even Villa will stop me
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
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Thank McGrath we always improve in the second half. Oh.......
Only if we're winning. And we won the last match. We're on equal terms and these boys are going to win.
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as an aside, how about sissoko signing for the toon tonight. He will be straight into their side in tiotes absence. He will be the difference on tuesday and the reason they get 3 points from VP.
I will fly to USA and stab lerner in his mouth with a machete - predator jungle sty-ley!
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
How do you know?
He's right...I've listened to several of the last few games on AVTV and big Ken has got more critical every game, its actually quite heart warming to listen to the passion the man has. It must be agonising for him watching us fall apart all the time
Give him the job
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as a season ticket holder since 89 i am now starting to think its so bad its funny. :'(
What a funny age to get into football. How old are you now?
he could've got the OAP discount at 65 why wait???? especially for this!
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The sad thing is we all know exactly what's coming up in the next hour.
Fucking hell don't tell me Dancing On Ice is back on a Friday night?
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
How do you know?
He's right...I've listened to several of the last few games on AVTV and big Ken has got more critical every game, its actually quite heart warming to listen to the passion the man has. It must be agonising for him watching us fall apart all the time
Like it is for all of us.
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And its Bannan BANNAN BANNAN, I know he's shit but its Bannan not Bannon
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Frimpongs gone somewhere. Im finding it hard to concentrate.
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Ken McNaught is getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by. He is just appalled by the incompetence he sees. I love the bloke.
How do you know?
He commentates on AVTV.
Lets hope he turns voilent and takes it out on Woodward.
Sometimes he does look like he is ready to crush his skull.
Bloody hell, we could use the likes of Ken on the team nowadays.
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Fulham have signed Frimpong on loan.
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And its Bannan BANNAN BANNAN, I know he's shit but its Bannan not Bannon
sorry Phill ;)
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Fulham have signed Frimpong on loan.
any chance we could get WhiffWhaff!
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
FINALLY
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Frimpong would have been great
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Don't panic folks. Lambert's doing the half time talk......Gulp...
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I think of all the frustrating things this season, the worst is our inability to learn from consistently made mistakes.
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Fulham have signed Frimpong on loan.
OMG. Lerner really has thrown in the towel, hasn't he.
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This Bannan corner business, it's not his fault we are crap from his corners.
The manager should be able to see how shit we are are tell him to STOP FUCKING TAKING THEM!!
It ain't fuckin rocket science.
Bannan's corners are like those crosses that the reserve keeper puts in during the pre-match warm up
Not (an entirely) flippant comment, but I think the reason we cannot defend corners is because when they practice them in training the ball sails over their heads with no-one getting a touch. The shock on matchdays comes when the opposition deliver the ball at pace into a dangerous area.
Maybe we should ask the ref to tell them to stop. Not fat Phil Dowd, obviously.
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
You are both wrong, I think you'll find the proper word is GOALNER'
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we've conceeded from a corner again. next trait will be a poor second half. we'll lose it 3-1
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Fulham have signed Frimpong on loan.
can anyone provide a good reason why we havent signed frimpong on loan (seeing as our need is about 250times greater than fulhams)
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And its Bannan BANNAN BANNAN, I know he's shit but its Bannan not Bannon
sorry Phill ;)
It's not just you haha just its annoying it's like when people say Clarke
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And its Bannan BANNAN BANNAN, I know he's shit but its Bannan not Bannon
a ban on bannan would be bang on
i theng yoo
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
You are both wrong, I think you'll find the proper word is GOALNER'
I prefer what I said.
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Frimpong would have been great
We sit smugly like barcelona knowing our quality and depth are unsupassed. We look down, aloof as other clubs try and buy their way out of trouble. For us the problem is not money but finding any player in the world good enough to improve our team. It is a short list when you are as good as us.
/Lerners mind
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I think of all the frustrating things this season, the worst is our inability to learn from consistently made mistakes.
At least we're consistent in our inability
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same old story . Villa go ahead . cant defend , gives other team massive lift and Villa have not got a clue.
Vlaar you are our captain. Sort the f**king defence out !!!!!
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is there a second half????? I thought we'd played our 45 mins, are the games 90 mins now?? does Lambert or the players know?
This could make it a lot more interesting, I bet that bloody Seth Bladder ( is he Cornish) again messing with the rules!
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And its Bannan BANNAN BANNAN, I know he's shit but its Bannan not Bannon
Calm down :)
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Fulham have signed Frimpong on loan.
can anyone provide a good reason why we havent signed frimpong on loan (seeing as our need is about 250times greater than fulhams)
Maybe he wanted to be paid.
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Oh buggrit. The Villa have had the Half Time Talk.
But we are not winning, which gives me hope.
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
You are both wrong, I think you'll find the proper word is GOALNER'
I prefer what I said.
I think it should be called a Certingoalner
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Why is Clarke captain? Lambert tosses that arm band around like a fookin frisbee.
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And its Bannan BANNAN BANNAN, I know he's shit but its Bannan not Bannon
sorry Phill ;)
It's not just you haha just its annoying it's like when people say Clarke
we would be better off with just calling every one Crap , no mistakes then ;) or Shittu
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Simon Brotherton's definitely calling Lowton "Luton"
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And its Bannan BANNAN BANNAN, I know he's shit but its Bannan not Bannon
Calm down :)
I'm stressed lol
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Oh buggrit. The Villa have had the Half Time Talk.
"That was excellent, now pick yourselves up and go again".
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
You are both wrong, I think you'll find the proper word is GOALNER'
I prefer what I said.
I think it should be called a Certingoalner
No. Cornalty.
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Second half underway.....
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I feel sick every time we get a corner....it gives me the Blues
No hang on thats Alexis Korner isnt it.
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blimey, they've got Beavers and Shitter player we're doomed!
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Simon Brotherton's definitely calling Lowton "Luton"
Stan calls him Lowerton
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Right. The second half is about to start. The game is being played tonight and is not on TV because the police are needed tomorrow at a protest about Lewisham hospital. Lewisham and Millwall FC are both in south east London. Villa are in a 3412 formation and cannot defend corners. Bannan is spelled Bannan.
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cornalty, goalner
how about "score-ner" ?
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How come 'Nam v Rochdale is being played tonight as well ? I can't find that one on TV either
I'm guessing there is probably some blokes hitting horses with a stick action in Cheltenham at the weekend.
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Why is Clarke captain? Lambert tosses that arm band around like a fookin frisbee.
because we have nobody worthy of leading aston villa out
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From the original laws of the game, 1863 :
"In case the ball goes behind the goal line, if a player on the side to whom the goal belongs first touches the ball, one of his side shall be entitled to a free kick from the goal line at the point opposite the place where the ball shall be touched. If a player of the opposite side first touches the ball, one of his side shall be entitled to a free kick at the goal only from a point 15 yards (14 m) outside the goal line, opposite the place where the ball is touched, the opposing side standing within their goal line until he has had his kick."
I could live with that.
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Oh no a corner - sorry cornalty - to them
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CORNER!!
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More kick-off incompetence a la Swansea by the sounds of it.
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here we go first certaingoalner of the first half 2-1
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cornalty, goalner
how about "score-ner" ?
Actuallym maybe it should just be......oh fuck !
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Most depressing thing is that right now I don't expect us to win tonight. Away to a Division 2 club.
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Shittu is lurking . It always is
shittu is waiting. aint that the truth
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Why is Clarke captain?
No, Clark is.
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
You are both wrong, I think you'll find the proper word is GOALNER'
I prefer what I said.
I think it should be called a Certingoalner
No. Cornalty.
Whats it called when we take one?
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phew .... no goal!
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cornalty, goalner
how about "score-ner" ?
Cornalty.
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Given punches corner shock!
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And its Bannan BANNAN BANNAN, I know he's shit but its Bannan not Bannon
Everybody do the disco stomp..... Bohannon ....hannon !
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Given has fisted
dirty bugger
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did Given fist shittu?
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
You are both wrong, I think you'll find the proper word is GOALNER'
I prefer what I said.
I think it should be called a Certingoalner
No. Cornalty.
Whats it called when we take one?
A goal kick.
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McNaught still going at it. Picking holes in our set piece line up. Why our shortest defenders are setup to mark their tallest players.
Love him, just lose it Ken, go full on rant mate.
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Most depressing thing is that right now I don't expect us to win tonight. Away to a Division 2 club.
Most depressing for me is im looking forward to celebrity big brother rather than enjoying listening to my team play.
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
You are both wrong, I think you'll find the proper word is GOALNER'
I prefer what I said.
Cornalty. There's always a slight chance they won't score
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Given has fisted
dirty bugger
Hopefully he doesn't end up with Shittu all over his hands.
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Seems like we've started the second half strongly as usual.
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Shit they've got a corner.
You mean a cornalty?
Excellent word, Lamb Stockmix! I think we should use this rather than 'corner' from now on :)
You are both wrong, I think you'll find the proper word is GOALNER'
I prefer what I said.
I think it should be called a Certingoalner
No. Cornalty.
Whats it called when we take one?
A goal kick.
Very good.
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Nice from Beevers.
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Most depressing thing is that right now I don't expect us to win tonight. Away to a Division 2 club.
That's it I'd actually be surprised if we win.
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We are suffering from Defence outoform encornerphalopathy
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any chance this is all a dream and we will wake up and it will be 2009 and MON
will be in the shower
:(
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Where's Mr Shin gone ? Is he microwaving the Admirals Pie
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I've been waiting a long for a team this bad to come along, its a bit painful that its villa
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Most depressing thing is that right now I don't expect us to win tonight. Away to a Division 2 club.
Most depressing for me is im looking forward to celebrity big brother rather than enjoying listening to my team play.
Heidi has [rpbably picked up more men from corners
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any chance this is all a dream and we will wake up and it will be 2009 and MON
will be in the shower
:(
I hope not. Reliving the next 3 and a bit years again would be a fucking nightmare.
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We are suffering from Defence outoform encornerphalopathy
Very good!
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Listening to the game on the radio, but had to switch from the commentary on Radio 5 due to that idiot ex-Blue nose Claridge and his anti-Villa bias.
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In the biggest compliment paid to a Villa player so far during the Beeb commentary......... "Westwood is reasonably good at not giving the ball away".
Also, Steam arising from Shittu
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Just sounds like the usual headless chicken routine. What do we call a coach that cannot? A noach?
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any chance this is all a dream and we will wake up and it will be 2009 and MON
will be in the shower
:(
with his pubes going down the plug hole
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Corner Villa
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Most depressing thing is that right now I don't expect us to win tonight. Away to a Division 2 club.
Most depressing for me is im looking forward to celebrity big brother rather than enjoying listening to my team play.
Heidi has [rpbably picked up more men from corners
Excellent.
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We are suffering from Defence outoform encornerphalopathy
Also known as Stupid ****** Disease?
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Most depressing thing is that right now I don't expect us to win tonight. Away to a Division 2 club.
Most depressing for me is im looking forward to celebrity big brother rather than enjoying listening to my team play.
Things are never that bad...
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Corner Villa
nothing came of it
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Corner Villa
nothing came of it
Fancy that...
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Listening to the game on the radio, but had to switch from the commentary on Radio 5 due to that idiot ex-Blue nose Claridge and his anti-Villa bias.
shame, you just missed a pearler from simon brotherton.... " steam rising from shittu's head". Or maybe you needed to be there.
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I love the way that our defence still make a token effort of running up to the other half of the pitch every time we get a corner. Despite the previous few hundred demonstrating that they may as well stand where they are.
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Millwall fan throws bottle at linesman. Now another 4-5 thrown. Do they have stewards?
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Bottles being chucked.
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Disgraceful from Milwall fans. call the game off.
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Aha! Millwall could be banned from the competition. A chance.
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missiles on pitch
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bottles being thrown
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Millwall fans in being scumbags shocker.
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Where's Mr Shin gone ? Is he microwaving the Admirals Pie
Nope, a Chicken Korma.
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Millwall fans living up to their reputation.
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LAmbert calling playing off
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Walk off the pitch in protest, Villa.
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Plastic or glass?
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Twats...
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I'd be in favour of sterilising each and every one of them.
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they are making a point, we have no bottle
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lets take the draw and fook off
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whats brought that on ?
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It's OK. The bottles came in from the corner, so they missed all of the Villa players.
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Weimann there got splattered by Shittu...
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Where's Mr Shin gone ? Is he microwaving the Admirals Pie
Nope, a Chicken Korma.
Would that be a shit corner?
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What a bunch of hardmen, throwing bottles. Wish I was that hard.
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Yes villa walk off, we won't lose then
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It's OK. The bottles came in from the corner, so they missed all of the Villa players.
Very good!
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Our players should start kicking the shit out of their ballboys in retaliation.
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I'd be in favour of sterilising each and every one of them.
the bottles?
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Our players should start kicking the shit out of their ballboys in retaliation.
Ace !!
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whats brought that on ?
A black player taking a corner near them. Sorry but thats the only difference I could see versus our earlier players being in the same spot.
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Milwall fans behaving as you'd expect them to on a Friday night.
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Milwall fans rioting at the prospect of watching villa for 90 minutes.
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Anyone ever have a girl shittu in their mouth?
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Love that on Talk Sport commentary - "would you go into the crowd"
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We've lost our bottle so the scumbag element of the Millwall support are giving us theirs.
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Where's Mr Shin gone ? Is he microwaving the Admirals Pie
Nope, a Chicken Korma.
Do not call that a curry,It's a stew.
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Oh good, something vaguely interesting is happening
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Not exactly bossing the game are we.
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Millwall really are a disgrace.
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Oh good, something vaguely interesting is happening
Where?
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Getting played off the park by Millwall.
Fantastic.
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Apparently ref threatened to take players off after bottles thrown at lineo
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Oh good, something vaguely interesting is happening
Where?
Big Brother.
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just got an update from the official site. Get to the club shop this weekend and get 25% off - while stocks last! I'm going to go after the game, get to the front of the line
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Bottles on the pitch.
https://twitter.com/Jordanadams001/status/294912954460168192/photo/1
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Fucking hell we're embarrassing.
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just got an update from the official site. Get to the club shop this weekend and get 25% off - while stocks last! I'm going to go after the game, get to the front of the line
It's the players that are 25% off.
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Get to the club shop this weekend and get 25% off - while stocks last!
No danger of that. They are still selling the season reviews from 2011
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We are brilliant people for deciding to listen to this shittu.
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just got an update from the official site. Get to the club shop this weekend and get 25% off - while stocks last! I'm going to go after the game, get to the front of the line
It's the players that are 25% off.
What no BOGOF's?
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Are we playing again, or is the game still stopped
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just got an update from the official site. Get to the club shop this weekend and get 25% off - while stocks last! I'm going to go after the game, get to the front of the line
It's the players that are 25% off.
What no BOGOF's?
warnock and hutton
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Starting to look like another FA Cup upset. We might not lose.
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Just tuned back in, how's the second half going?
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We will have a rematch against these next year anyhow. TWICE
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Are we playing again, or is the game still stoppe
The game has restarted but we're still not playing.
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the upset would be us winning!
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just got an update from the official site. Get to the club shop this weekend and get 25% off - while stocks last! I'm going to go after the game, get to the front of the line
It's the players that are 25% off.
What no BOGOF's?
They can have a few fuckoffs
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Get to the club shop this weekend and get 25% off - while stocks last!
No danger of that. They are still selling the season reviews from 2011
2011. What formation are we playing? Why those kick off times? I am at work, so what are the scores?
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Just tuned back in, how's the second half going?
This half we have mainly been crap.
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Clark worries me
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Simon Brotherton, BBC Radio 5 live
"I assumed this match was moved to Friday for TV coverage, but, in fact, it's because there is a protest march tomorrow against the closure of Lewisham Hospital and the police will be needed there."
(I vote cornalty)
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god this is depressing
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Clark really needs to be rested.
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just got an update from the official site. Get to the club shop this weekend and get 25% off - while stocks last! I'm going to go after the game, get to the front of the line
It's the players that are 25% off.
What no BOGOF's?
They can have a few fuckoffs
We get plenty of them!
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Really don't want a replay do we.
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Are we playing again, or is the game still stopped
That's one and the same isn't it?
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Fucking hell we're embarrassing.
Villa fans threw bottles? Not according to the radio.
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No No and thrice No
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god this is depressing
Not as bad as watching though.
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Just caught up with the bottles on pitch story- isn't that a bit 60's?
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Clark really needs to be rested.
Or played in midfield.
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Starting to look like another FA Cup upset. We might not lose.
Looking forward to the replay already.
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If this goes to a replay I would say there would be less than 10,000 there.
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Simon Brotherton, BBC Radio 5 live
"I assumed this match was moved to Friday for TV coverage, but, in fact, it's because there is a protest march tomorrow against the closure of Lewisham Hospital and the police will be needed there."
(I vote cornalty)
They could always bolster their ranks with the Milwall goalkeeper
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Simon Brotherton, BBC Radio 5 live
"I assumed this match was moved to Friday for TV coverage, but, in fact, it's because there is a protest march tomorrow against the closure of Lewisham Hospital and the police will be needed there."
(I vote cornalty)
Brotherton deserves first team manager status on here.
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Clark worries me
He's really not very good sadly. Once again another inspired Lambert half time team talk seems to have got us moving...
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we are playing for a draw
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Clark really needs to be rested.
Or played in midfield.
I tell you, we have fucking ruined that kid.
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Clark worries me
better than sheep
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Just what we need, thousands of Millwall fans coming to town.
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Clark really needs to be rested.
Or played in midfield.
Great another midfielder thats slow and can't pass.
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Just caught up with the bottles on pitch story- isn't that a bit 60's?
No. When I went there in the 60's they invaded the pitch and knocked the ref unconscious.
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Clark really needs to be rested.
Or played in midfield.
I tell you, we have fucking ruined that kid.
I fear you may be right.
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Just what we need, thousands of Millwall fans coming to town.
Dozens.
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No thanks
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If this goes to a replay I would say there would be less than 10,000 there.
I'll be there.....
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Bannan in crap pass shock
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Clark really needs to be rested.
Or played in midfield.
Great another midfielder thats slow and can't pass.
He's a better midfielder than he is defender.
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Bannnnnnnnnnnnnnannnnnnnnnnnnnnan
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that's 55 mins gone - time to play 5 up front with no width and the 5 of them running into each other like the banana splits
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BAnnan you twat
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If this goes to a replay I would say there would be less than 10,000 there.
I'll be there.....
Probably around 18K.
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Villa being awful and Bannan playing "horrendous passes"
Quelle surprise.
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I have to agree that Ken is a nice antidote to Propaganda Woodward.
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If this goes to a replay I would say there would be less than 10,000 there.
I'll be there.....
Just call my name......
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Shit ball from Bannan, sounds like one of his Hollywood shit balls. FFS
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Barry Bannan with a horrendous pass. Oh Dear
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Bowery is very tall. Why not stick him on to hassle Shittu?
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You can only see millwall scoring from a set piece says the commentator
no shit sherlock
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Bannnnnnnnnnnnnnannnnnnnnnnnnnnan
Bannan in crap pass shock
I reckon he says once upon a time I passed a 30 yard pass to Marc against Fulham. And just lives on that moment
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When's the replay again (sorry)
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Just sign someone villa, Midfield general needed
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If this goes to a replay I would say there would be less than 10,000 there.
I'll be there.....
Just call my name......
Just look over your shoulder
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Apparently Bannan put his hands on his head after that pass. I'm amazed he didn't slowly wave them 2 yards too high.
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Shit ball from Bannan, sounds like one of his Hollywood shit balls. FFS
low budget horror pass
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Just sign someone villa, Midfield general needed
Indeed. This team will go down.
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We're getting worse and worse every game.....
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This is Awful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Another horrible ball from a Villa player - R5live
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Just sign someone villa, Midfield general needed
We had a General he was shit.
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Fucking hell we're embarrassing.
Villa fans threw bottles? Not according to the radio.
Was millwall from what I could hear.
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Just caught up with the bottles on pitch story- isn't that a bit 60's?
No. When I went there in the 60's they invaded the pitch and knocked the ref unconscious.
I was there too , it was amazing we won 1 nil!
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Just caught up with the bottles on pitch story- isn't that a bit 60's?
No. When I went there in the 60's they invaded the pitch and knocked the ref unconscious.
Ah I remember that- not that I was there!
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What is the point of Barry Bannan?
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Apparently Bannan put his hands on his head after that pass. I'm amazed he didn't slowly wave them 2 yards too high.
Makes a change from him waving them at the intended recipient and shouting at them.
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I've not heard a crowd so irritating since the World Cup.
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Just caught up with the bottles on pitch story- isn't that a bit 60's?
No. When I went there in the 60's they invaded the pitch and knocked the ref unconscious.
I was there too , it was amazing we won 1 nil!
I don't think corners had been invented then?
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Two crap passes, Bannan puts his hand on his head and the Given puts his hands in the air.
What is this ? football or dancing to Ottawan ?
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Just sign someone villa, Midfield general needed
We had a General he was shit.
Even he fucked off
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I've not heard a crowd so irritating since the World Cup.
Human blowie things from last World Cup Twats.
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If this goes to a replay I would say there would be less than 10,000 there.
I'll be there.....
Just call my name......
;D
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well If Lambert with the players he has got play this shit . I can only blame Lambert. I know we need players , but we should have enough but we are shite
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What is the point of Barry Bannan?
Another question that would require the construction of a "Deep Thought" standard of computer
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Oh my god please Villa board realise how much trouble we're in. I think this also shows we wouldn't do too well in the Championship.
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Will we win a game again this season?
:(
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This is Awful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Used to it by now .
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Nice to see how our players are battling and responding after Tuesday! They really can all go shoot themselves. Absolute joke. Can't wait for PL after match quote of 'tough match' 'we battled' 'we go again' ooooohhhhhh Jesus
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50 passes, we are Brazil!
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"We've seen fans throwing bottles on the pitch, but apart from that the crowd have been brilliant".
Claridge is an absolute arse.
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:(can someone please just put us out of our misery now
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Commentator says Villa are not going no where
we are
DOWN !!!!
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We sound really, really shit.
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This game is as boring of that awful drone from the Millwall fans
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What is the point of Barry Bannan?
Another question that would require the construction of a "Deep Thought" standard of computer
Brilliant.
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I must admit, I've enjoyed listening to the co-commentator, he certainly can see why we are so crap.
Just a shame Lambert can't.
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Blocked by a sliding Shittu, ......Quality
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Millwall shots: 9
Villa shots: 3
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I wish McLeish was still manager.
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I know it's gallows humour, but some of the comments on this thread are brilliant.
We've got laugh, haven't we?
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"We've seen fans throwing bottles on the pitch, but apart from that the crowd have been brilliant".
Claridge is an absolute arse.
Yep, after those comments I withdraw my praise from earlier
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No substitutes now. Really? I could coach them better. What happened to Lambert on the A14 last July?
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"We've seen fans throwing bottles on the pitch, but apart from that the crowd have been brilliant".
Claridge is an absolute arse.
Not racist as well according to the nose.
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We're a fucking embarrassment, we truly are.
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Lack of options from us, nobody seems to want to play it forward and look to create an opening. Why do that when its easier to pass back?
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What is the point of Barry Bannan?
Another question that would require the construction of a "Deep Thought" standard of computer
over to you Brian Cox
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I wish McLeish was still manager.
Things are bad but they ain't that bad.
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"We've seen fans throwing bottles on the pitch, but apart from that the crowd have been brilliant".
Claridge is an absolute arse.
he is odd , some of his comments are bizarre
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Nice to see how our players are battling and responding after Tuesday! They really can all go shoot themselves. Absolute joke. Can't wait for PL after match quote of 'tough match' 'we battled' 'we go again' ooooohhhhhh Jesus
And thats the thing isn't it. They are incapable of lifting themselves, coupled with being not very good makes things very bleak.
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Crowd singing a perfect 'F'. (in case you were wondering)
Want Villa to get something here. Go Villa!
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Holy shit we had a shot!
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N'Zogbia ran into Shittu.
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Excusing my ignorance, when would the replay be?
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BAnnan shoots
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ZogShit?
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"We've seen fans throwing bottles on the pitch, but apart from that the crowd have been brilliant".
Claridge is an absolute arse.
Had to switch over earlier because he was doing my head in. Just switched back over to hear Claridge say that Millwall fans can't be racists because they love Danny Shittu. What an absolute clown.
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Commentator says Villa are not going no where
we are
DOWN !!!!
Pedant alert. Two negatives equal a positive. I wish.
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Was about to ask when our last shot was, god this is dire.
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Excusing my ignorance, when would the replay be?
If we told you, we'd have to kill you
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first shot in second half
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Excusing my ignorance, when would the replay be?
Doesn't it have to be within 10 days of the original game or something like that?
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Is there a game we can all play in here?
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Excusing my ignorance, when would the replay be?
next thursday, I have a kids party on wednesday night
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Can I have one of those Millwall bottles. I need a drink
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Is it over yet? I worry about the lads and lasses at the game
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I wish McLeish was still manager.
I preferred it when we used to make it tough for 'élite' clubs to beat us. At least then you felt we were being held back by a bad manager.
Now it is just so patently obvious we are the whipping boys of the game. I say that because we let a league Two side beat us over two games and are looking second best to a Championship side.
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"We've seen fans throwing bottles on the pitch, but apart from that the crowd have been brilliant".
Claridge is an absolute arse.
he is odd , some of his comments are bizarre
He's on of those that tries hard to sound intelligent but just talks complete shite, see also Tony Adams.
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Is there a game we can all play in here?
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with cornalt....
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No substitutes now. Really? I could coach them better. What happened to Lambert on the A14 last July?
A spaceship came down looking like the one off animal Crackers,the things from another universe came out put him in the spaceship,and stuck a probe up his arse.
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Crowd singing a perfect 'F'. (in case you were wondering)
Want Villa to get something here. Go Villa!
Unlike Villa, who are playing in the key of D minor - the saddest of all keys.
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Weimann off for Bowery
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Excusing my ignorance, when would the replay be?
If we told you, we'd have to kill you
Tuesday night. No point actually playing Newcastle's entirely new transfer window team to earn no points.
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Bowery coming on for Weimann.
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Bent's still playing? Just heard his name for the first time since he scored.
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The reply would be 12th Feb.
I would bring on Bowery so we can have the 10 mins of hoof ball.
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whos on the bench
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hes bringing weimann off. he sounded ok
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And Bowery gets a yellow card before he's even touched the ball.
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Bowery's on, have no fear.
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Jordan Bowery, Why???
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yellow for Bowery after 5 secs
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Bowery threw his arm into Shittu.
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I'm actually enjoying this now
We've all cracked, gone over the edge into madness - muahahahahahahahaaa
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#AVFC subs: Guzan, Ireland, Agbonlahor, Holman, Bowery, Bannan, Williams. #AVFCLIVE
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Is there a game we can all play in here?
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with cornalt....
ah shit I know this one....
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And Bowery gets a yellow card before he's even touched the ball.
That'll fooking show 'em! Master tactic Paul.
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I am comfort eating. Mmmmmm Jaffa Cakes.
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I'm actually enjoying this now
We've all cracked, gone over the edge into madness - muahahahahahahahaaa
If this were any other club I'd be loving every second of it. We must be the sorriest excuse for a Premier League club since Derby got demoted.
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I wish McLeish was still manager.
I preferred it when we used to make it tough for 'élite' clubs to beat us. At least then you felt we were being held back by a bad manager.
Now it is just so patently obvious we are the whipping boys of the game. I say that because we let a league Two side beat us over two games and are looking second best to a Championship side.
Best get used to it brother.
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No substitutes now. Really? I could coach them better. What happened to Lambert on the A14 last July?
A spaceship came down looking like the one off animal Crackers,the things from another universe came out put him in the spaceship,and stuck a probe up his arse.
That is what normally happens to anyone passing Stowmarket. I meant what happened apart from that to remove his football manager brain parts.
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I'm actually enjoying this now
We've all cracked, gone over the edge into madness - muahahahahahahahaaa
As I said earlier, watching us when we're this shit is strangely exhilarating.
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I am comfort eating. Mmmmmm Jaffa Cakes.
VAT charged or no VAT charged ?
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Fuckin hell, ive just remembered there is a match going on here!
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Teale, Southgate, Ehiogu, Laursen, couldn't we approach someone to come in on the training staff and sort this shit excuse for a defence out?
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"We've seen fans throwing bottles on the pitch, but apart from that the crowd have been brilliant".
Claridge is an absolute arse.
he is odd , some of his comments are bizarre
He's on of those that tries hard to sound intelligent but just talks complete shite, see also Tony Adams.
Paul Elliott's the worst, he trots out big words to show how clever he is but failing to realise they're entirely out of context. Also takes his sentences down more cul-de-sacs than Tony Daley.
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I am comfort eating. Mmmmmm Jaffa Cakes.
VAT charged or no VAT charged ?
From Poundland, so they were probably made in Uzbekistan.
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Feb 12 th
we would get TV for that expecting an upset. Suprised this was nit on instead of another two prem clash
If we hold on at 1 1 of course
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Another bottle arrives on the pitch
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The reply would be 12th Feb.
I would bring on Bowery so we can have the 10 mins of hoof ball.
Replay should be on the 5th or 6th surely?
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#AVFC subs: Guzan, Ireland, Agbonlahor, Holman, Bowery, Bannan, Williams. #AVFCLIVE
Bit late to the party here - why is Guzan on the bench and not playing.
Why is Ireland on the bench - can't he do something useful for a change like runaround Tehran wrapped in the Stars and Stripes
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Thing is even when we do have control, or a spell of possession, nothing happens. So either we look like conceding at any time, or look completely toothless.
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Excusing my ignorance, when would the replay be?
If we told you, we'd have to kill you
Tuesday night. No point actually playing Newcastle's entirely new transfer window team to earn no points.
They have signed the entire French nation and the cast of Les Miserables!
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Crowd singing a perfect 'F'. (in case you were wondering)
Want Villa to get something here. Go Villa!
Unlike Villa, who are playing in the key of D minor - the saddest of all keys.
Actually the away crowd sing in G major which is uplifting!
#
Go Go Go you Villa boys. We just need another one.
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Crowd singing a perfect 'F'. (in case you were wondering)
Want Villa to get something here. Go Villa!
Unlike Villa, who are playing in the key of D minor - the saddest of all keys.
È minor is the saddest key
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More bottles. Can't the FA eliminate the wankers? I would say south London wankers, but some of them might be Welsh.
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I really feel sorry for the poor buggers who traveled down for this shite.
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Teale, Southgate, Ehiogu, Laursen, couldn't we approach someone to come in on the training staff and sort this shit excuse for a defence out?
Or George Graham (ex Villa as well)
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Run lads!!! Run!!!! And Kick for goal whenever you get it off the other team, you can do it, I know you can!!! Even you Bannan!!!
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Another bottle arrives on the pitch
whisky for Lambert
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The.... NINCOMPOOPS!
Ah, I needed that.
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Teale, Southgate, Ehiogu, Laursen, couldn't we approach someone to come in on the training staff and sort this shit excuse for a defence out?
Teale offered to help out for nothing.....
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Another bottle arrives on the pitch
Strange way for Lambert to give instructions.
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I'd have played Guzan
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fucking hell, just thought I'd read some of the posts. What a waste of time. This is about as dire as it gets. I thought we had some boring match threads under McWank but this is very close if not worse. We are boring and shit. What a combination. I have no recollection of how it feels like to win.
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Aston Villa FC - Official
Millwall 1-1 Villa – 60mins: Nothing to report really in terms of football.
You said it...........
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Another bottle arrives on the pitch
whisky for Lambert
He must be giving the first team a diet of deep-fried shortbread.
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I really feel sorry for the poor buggers who traveled down for this shite.
Respect is due followed by a community mental health assessment
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Another crap pass from Messi
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razor is out . CAn he come play for us
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I am comfort eating. Mmmmmm Jaffa Cakes.
VAT charged or no VAT charged ?
Cake........no VAT
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fucking hell, just thought I'd read some of the posts. What a waste of time. This is about as dire as it gets. I thought we had some boring match threads under McWank but this is very close if not worse. We are boring and shit. What a combination. I have no recollection of how it feels like to win.
That's a bit harsh, we had a win just 3 days ago, we're in top form.
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WM saying it's not bad leaving Millwall with a draw and a good performance.
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The reply would be 12th Feb.
I would bring on Bowery so we can have the 10 mins of hoof ball.
Replay should be on the 5th or 6th surely?
International week my friend
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"We've seen fans throwing bottles on the pitch, but apart from that the crowd have been brilliant".
Claridge is an absolute arse.
he is odd , some of his comments are bizarre
He's on of those that tries hard to sound intelligent but just talks complete shite, see also Tony Adams.
Paul Elliott's the worst, he trots out big words to show how clever he is but failing to realise they're entirely out of context. Also takes his sentences down more cul-de-sacs than Tony Daley.
And people think he is an intelligent ex footballer
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I really feel sorry for the poor buggers who traveled down for this shite.
They should all be invited to parade around the pitch before the Geordie game so that we can applaud them
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Vlaar plays for Holland surely he knows how to defend?
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fucking hell, just thought I'd read some of the posts. What a waste of time. This is about as dire as it gets. I thought we had some boring match threads under McWank but this is very close if not worse. We are boring and shit. What a combination. I have no recollection of how it feels like to win.
This thread is hilarious, some great banter.
Oh yeah, it's a match thread and we're playing Millwall :( Thanks for reminding me
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Shock.
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Millwall score
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Hilarious.
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"We've seen fans throwing bottles on the pitch, but apart from that the crowd have been brilliant".
Claridge is an absolute arse.
he is odd , some of his comments are bizarre
He's on of those that tries hard to sound intelligent but just talks complete shite, see also Tony Adams.
Paul Elliott's the worst, he trots out big words to show how clever he is but failing to realise they're entirely out of context. Also takes his sentences down more cul-de-sacs than Tony Daley.
And people think he is an intelligent ex footballer
Compared to many he is - he is a shit commentator though.
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Christ almighty.
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Ho-hum. Not suprised.
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YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Oh, it's for them.
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And there you go.
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Just kick me in the bollocks and we'll call it a perfect day.
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fucking hell, just thought I'd read some of the posts. What a waste of time. This is about as dire as it gets. I thought we had some boring match threads under McWank but this is very close if not worse. We are boring and shit. What a combination. I have no recollection of how it feels like to win.
That's a bit harsh, we had a win just 3 days ago, we're in top form.
This is probably the best match thread, ever.
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The reply would be 12th Feb.
I would bring on Bowery so we can have the 10 mins of hoof ball.
Replay should be on the 5th or 6th surely?
International week my friend
No need to worry about that now
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That'll be that then
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goal Millwall
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Here comes there goal......
^^^^^^
Just wrote that before they scored.
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National Embarrassments.
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Pathetic.
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good night Nurse!!!!!!!!!!
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who is really surprised?
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Lambert out.
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LAMBERT OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lovely, another fucking embarrassment
Words fail me to be honest. What haven't we already said about this complete and utter bunch of shits?
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Never mind, concentrate on relegation now.
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Please sack everyone now!
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Oh FFS. We're pathetic.
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Lambert out.
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Anyone surprised ?
Nope - thought not.
Bye x
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I wanted him but he can FOOK OFF now
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Tossers
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They really can all fuck off and die
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Pile of fucking complete and utter fucking shit.
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Lambert out ..NOW
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Yet more shit defending. And I can't recall us having a decent attempt on target this half.
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Just tuned in. Will tune out again.
Somebody turn out the lights.
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Awesome villa
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oh dear...
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Villa fans going home
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Worst Villa team ever.
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Lambert has to resign in shame or he will never get any other job ever.
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Words cannot express how fucking shit we are
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Who's singing "You're getting sacked in the morning" ? Millwall fans or Villa fans
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lambert has simply got to go
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OOooooo 6 minutes injury time!
Give a shit.
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Another bottle arrives on the pitch
Strange way for Lambert to give instructions.
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Shit biscuits.
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My word we are poor.
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Can he bring 6 strikers on
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Ah there we go, this bunch of wasters embarrass us further.
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6 minutes injury time, we wouldn't do it with 6 months.
Fucking usesless.
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6 minutes of time added on.Time for them to score another yet.
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He has to go surely? This is far far worse than TSM or McNeil
No motivation, no nothing after what happened on Tuesday. The bloke clearly doesn't give a shit
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Surely the fact that every team we play ends up singing "youre getting sacked in the morning" should give some sort of clue
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I'm off to Wilkos tomorrow, for some paint and a bedsheet.
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we go again, we go again, we go again on Tuesday..........my job is safe.
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At least we're 90 minutes closer to the end of the season.
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Pitiful club. What the fucking hell has happened. Seriously its not even funny anymore.......Has any club ever been this shit in recent premiership history?
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I laughed out loud when they scored.
We go again
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Shit biscuits.
We've already's established that Mr Shin's snack is a cake
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useless twatting ******
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At least we can go again and concentrate on the league...
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Go now. Please.
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56 years of hurt.
Actually I'm past hurting.
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Er clutching at straws but does this mean we might avoid the Blues/Bolton curse?
Probably not
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How predictable was that, we have the worst defence in all the divisions, not looking forward to Tuesday.
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Ah there we go, this bunch of wasters embarrass us further.
Thing is mate, I think we are actually passed embarrassment now.
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You knew it was coming
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Lambert your 100% accountable for this. 100% unacceptable.
Get out this club. You're the worst of a bad bunch of recent managers.
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At least it puts us out of our misery - utter shit.
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Get that PR wanker back on the phone lines and see what he says now? We are a national joke!!!
They don't give a shit so why should I!? Difference being I'm emotionally involved. Unlike these bunch of degenerates!!
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Sack them all.
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It's a blessing - putting a dying animal out of it's misery
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sack Lambert.
& also surely Millwall can't get away with multiple projectiles being thrown?
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this is fucking dire
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Right.
It's actually so bad now it is hard to even feel angry. I just can't even put anything into words.
Just abandon this season now.
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Crap crap and double crap
No surprise we still don't have the CH, CM x 2 and LB
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worst manager in our history
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lambert has simply got to go
here here
HE IS SHITE
he might be good one day but we can not afford this . Its getting worse each game
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To give them their due, Brotherton and Claridge sound as bemused and disturbed by our plight as we do.
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Have we ever had a more clueless manager than this muppet?
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At least the transfer window is open :-\
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Shit biscuits.
We've already's established that Mr Shin's snack is a cake
It's a pudding.
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even after this, Lambert is not the problem
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I fully expect us to fucking roll over for Newcastle too next week. Round everything off perfectly
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For the 6th time in a month, we're the nation's favourite joke.
Have we ever had such a run of humiliation?
I'd happily blow Bodymoor sky high with Lerner, Lambert and the entire squad in there.
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We could have done with the money from a replay as well.
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Well at least we won't have to go and watch the replay.
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even after this, Lambert is not the problem
He's a big fucking part of it.
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I think we can safely say now that all our youngsters other than Weimann are not good enough.
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Can people still defend Lambert?
I mean the enlightened ones, who can see 'the big picture'.
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One goals in the last 6 prem home games
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It's a good job that we've come back so positively after Tuesday, imagine if we'd been shit?
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What a shower of useless tossers.
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No wonder the game wasn't on TV. They knew there wouldn't be a cup upset tonight.
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Look Quinn might be an idiot most of the time, but he is spot on in his assessment of us here.
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Lambert your 100% accountable for this. 100% unacceptable.
Get out this club. You're the worst of a bad bunch of recent managers.
Truly awful, he makes me ashamed to be a Villa fan, get out of this club as you say and close the fucking door behind you
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Danny Baker's show could be fun tomorrow
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Comentator. Football club on its Knees. Perfect summing up.
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Mr Lambert please do the honourable thing and resign tonight.
You might ask who would we bring in.....right now the tea lady would be a step up from this clown
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I'm off, good night all.
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lambert has simply got to go
here here
HE IS SHITE
he might be good one day but we can not afford this . Its getting worse each game
and get who? There are so many problems besides the manager that it's impossible to know where to start. Who could do any better saddled with these fucking donkeys and no more cash to spend.
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even after this, Lambert is not the problem
He's a massive part of it.
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I fully expect us to fucking roll over for Newcastle too next week. Round everything off perfectly
It'll be like watching "Deliverance"
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overhit pass again FFS
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Free flags on Tuesday........all white
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Yesterday's rallying cry from Lambert of "There's no cavalry coming" obviously fired the lads right up.
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Can people still defend Lambert?
I mean the enlightened ones, who can see 'the big picture'.
Oh, there'll be someone for sure
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I am flying over with my dad to his first game on 10 Feb.
I would gladly protest if there is one organised.
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We regroup and go again,Well somebody had to.
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even after this, Lambert is not the problem
He's not blameless
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even after this, Lambert is not the problem
He's a big fucking part of it.
Yup. Our team is better than Millwall's and Bradford's. By miles. Blame lays with Lambert for this cup humiliation.
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pretty football that goes nowhere
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"Tepid at best".
Wow.
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The team have given up, the management are clueless, the owner is a buffoon and it insults the fans who spend their money & time following the team.
How much more can we endure?
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what a croc of dog crap!
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His job is safe
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Can people still defend Lambert?
I mean the enlightened ones, who can see 'the big picture'.
Do you mean those who happen to have a different opinion to you?
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Vlaar & Clark up front... Gabby on the bench, one sub can still be made.
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even after this, Lambert is not the problem
he is a big one of them
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That's it. Well done Villa
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I honestly don't give a shit, how bad is that, it's all so utterly predictable
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lambert has simply got to go
here here
HE IS SHITE
he might be good one day but we can not afford this . Its getting worse each game
and get who? There are so many problems besides the manager that it's impossible to know where to start. Who could do any better saddled with these fucking donkeys and no more cash to spend.
Me, my three cats and two dogs + my two daughters + my wife. There's 9 candidates better than this stupid twat straight off and I haven't started on the neighbours...
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We could have done with the money from a replay as well.
LOL
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FT fook off
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Can people still defend Lambert?
I mean the enlightened ones, who can see 'the big picture'.
Do you mean those who happen to have a different opinion to you?
Yes, those ones.
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dont forget to get your tickets for newcastle to roar on lamberts lions
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For all of you who have made excuses for Lambert. Doug would have had him out early December.
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Nighty night folks......... at least this thread provided some light relief at times.
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I was looking forward to fisticuffs with the Bushwackers and now you've even spoilt that!
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And to cap it all Status fucking Quo.
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even after this, Lambert is not the problem
He has become a major part of the problem Mal.
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we go again, we go again, we go again!! couldn't ask anymore from the players!
please please please sell us now !!
here we go here we go , rockin all over the World, at least a but of quo!
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dont forget to get your tickets for newcastle to roar on lamberts lions
And your half season tickets. GURANTEED CUP FINAL TICKET
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I said after seeing Villa for the first time under Lambert at Forest that his 'tactics' would take us down and people on here thought I was fucking mental.
Sacked in the morning ?
Apparently not so get used to it Villa fans.
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dont forget to get your tickets for newcastle to roar on lamberts lions
Did you know you could buy a programme?
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Lambert's Limes. The PR from the club is an insult. They may as well send photos of Randy giving us two fingers in the post.
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Well, that was predictable.
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WE GO AGAIN
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we go again, we go again, we go again!! couldn't ask anymore from the players!
please please please sell us now !!
here we go here we go , rockin all over the World, at least a but of quo!
Down,down deeper and down !!!!!!!!!!!
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even after this, Lambert is not the problem
He's not blameless
Lerner is ultimately to blame but Lambert bought numpties like Bennett, KEA, Lowton, Westwood etc, and none of them are PL standard. He should be sacked before he gets back to the changing room.
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I wonder how much it would take to buy the club ?
Obviously a lot less in the championship.....
Maybe we will get sold ?
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even after this, Lambert is not the problem
He's not blameless
Lerner is ultimately to blame but Lambert bought numpties like Bennett, KEA, Lowton, Westwood etc, and none of them are PL standard. He should be sacked before he gets back to the changing room.
Westwood shouldnt be getting stick imo
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17th in the league , won 4 all season worst goal difference in the league knocked out of cup by lower league clubs comprehensively .......what cant speak cant lie :-[
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Not the end of the world, we don't need replays or cup runs when we are fighting to stay in the Premier League.
Tuesday's match is vital, we need to forget about the last few weeks and get behind the team.
Forget about sacking the manager or him resigning.
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I wasn't expecting that, but, second half. Again. WTF.
Major sports psych to the Villa, please.
Really do not know what happens to our lads in the break. Whoever talks to them, make him stop.
I want constructive aggression, self-expression, confidence and enjoyment in our players' performances after the break - not this panicky non- responsible acquiescent crap.
I want us to bloody win 2 games in a row!