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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on January 19, 2013, 12:39:27 PM

Title: Another caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 19, 2013, 12:39:27 PM
Same as the last one. Winner gets to choose one DVD from the following. Can be collected before a home game or I can post it out. Winner will be chosen later tonight.

The selection today is:
Inglorious Bastards (the original)
Catherine Tate Show series one
Shaun of the Dead
Alien vs Predator
Juno
House of Flying Daggers
Mr Bean's Holiday
**audience** Wooooooooooooooh!!


(http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Emile+Heskey+Aston+Villa+v+West+Bromwich+Albion+cl45r6gAiv6l.jpg)
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: citizenDJ on January 19, 2013, 12:43:50 PM
New 'Nike Collins' Boot proves cumbersome in practice.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Legion on January 19, 2013, 01:12:01 PM
Ride him, cowboy!
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Legion on January 19, 2013, 01:12:28 PM
Why has my head turned into a football?
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: jimmygreen on January 19, 2013, 01:22:52 PM
You elbow him, I'll kick him in the back and when he lands unconscious, Shane can make passionate love to him.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: BC54 VFC on January 19, 2013, 01:25:30 PM
Take that; Welsh twat.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: curiousorange on January 19, 2013, 01:29:47 PM
Pacman proved more deadly in the box than Emile Heskey.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Greg N'Ash on January 19, 2013, 01:37:46 PM
Faulkner sacked after leaked clip from Lerner's 'live' feed reveals he's been watching games from last season.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: curiousorange on January 19, 2013, 01:44:05 PM
World's shittest jigsaw puzzle discovered on internet forum.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: bertlambshank on January 19, 2013, 01:49:13 PM
Worzel Heskey puts on football head.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: cheltenhamlion on January 19, 2013, 02:15:54 PM
"And this is how Hutton tried to kill Shane Long, you know"
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: eamonn on January 19, 2013, 02:44:22 PM
What a random pic to choose! Is that Carson in goal? Who is the West Brom player? When the feck was this?
Some context please to help with the gag creating.
P.S. Mr Bean's Holiday was a tad under-rated I thought.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: CBAV06 on January 19, 2013, 02:55:24 PM
Everyone thought "Silver Surfer" was a misprint on the Transfer list.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: WarszaVillan on January 19, 2013, 02:57:03 PM
Heskey steadies himself to score the world's first goal by farting.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 19, 2013, 02:59:35 PM
What a random pic to choose! Is that Carson in goal? Who is the West Brom player? When the feck was this?
Some context please to help with the gag creating.
P.S. Mr Bean's Holiday was a tad under-rated I thought.

I thought it was quite a good one to choose! *cries*
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: eamonn on January 19, 2013, 04:04:40 PM
Competition was fierce in the knowing-your-arse-from-your-elbow West Midlands derby.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Broughty-Villian on January 19, 2013, 04:07:46 PM
WTF! Heskey in the box! WTF!
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: dave shelley on January 19, 2013, 08:39:06 PM
Man with yellow head causes mass outbreak of kung fu fighting.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Mister E on January 19, 2013, 08:44:22 PM
"And the next series of Dancing on Ice will be ..."
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Mister E on January 19, 2013, 08:47:06 PM
"Albion player for the high jump after foray into penalty box"
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Mister E on January 19, 2013, 08:47:56 PM
Emile Heskey announced as winner of the biggest face-boil ever recorded.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Mister E on January 19, 2013, 08:49:00 PM
Heskey reveals 'yellow fever' problem; explains continual below-par performances.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: danno on January 19, 2013, 08:51:54 PM
Is it a bird? is it a plane? no its Hong Kong Phooey!
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 20, 2013, 12:50:25 AM
Thanks for the entries. This is the winner. Sending you a PM to sort out the prize. Congrats curiousorange.

Pacman proved more deadly in the box than Emile Heskey.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Dave Cooper please on January 20, 2013, 09:27:49 AM
Missed this, was going to go with:

"For fuck's sake Emile pack it in with the Frank Sidebottom impressions and try to help us win the game eh?"
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: kipeye on January 20, 2013, 11:07:37 AM
Is Pesky's arse exploding in that picture?  :o
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 20, 2013, 02:56:06 PM
Missed this, was going to go with:

"For fuck's sake Emile pack it in with the Frank Sidebottom impressions and try to help us win the game eh?"

You coulda been a contender.
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