Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on December 16, 2012, 09:33:00 AM
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/Benteke3_zpsdcd2385b.jpg)
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Picture speaks for itself
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any last requests?
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As I put on the Benteke thread...
Are you the twerp who stole a toilet seat?!
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tell your mate Suarez i'm here all day, if he fancies it.
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Come on then Flintoff...hit me!
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" I don't need a deflection to score at the Kop end"
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"Have you read my thread on H&V fool?"
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I'm the only Warrior here son...
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I want you to hit me as hard as you can....
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Benteke: "Did you fall over? As you have shit all over your shirt!"
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You'll have to wait till the games over if you want my autograph.
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I don't know if I'll fry you first, or eat you raw
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Your life insurance doesn't cover what I'll do to you.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/Benteke3_zpsdcd2385b.jpg)
I dont eat while I score goals
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"Don't ya wish your striker was Ben-Tek-Ke"
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Can't think of a caption, but I have used that picture as my desktop background-thanks!
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Not without the mistletoe
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/Benteke3_zpsdcd2385b.jpg)
Johnson thinks........" Ohhhh Shiiiiiiiiiit "
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Is Delph looking thinking "my hero"
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"You're just cookie monster to me."
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CB: "You ain't big enough, so don't even think about it."
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CB: "Before you start anything, you'd better read the 'Benteke Facts' thread on H&V first. Then make your mind up whether you have any issues with me."
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GJ: "I love your blue eyes, Christian."
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GJ: "When I go grow up I want to be just like you"
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GJ: "Please Sir, will you at least let me out of your pocket at the full time whistle?"
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GJ " if you touch me my mate Stewart over there will hit with his handbag"
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/Benteke3_zpsdcd2385b.jpg)
Yes fool, this is what i look like from the front
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Not without the mistletoe
Great minds...pity you beat me to it!
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Kiss me.
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GJ: "I've just shit myself."
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I'm gonna pass on my shreddies, porridge and weetabix breakfast with belgian waffles and low-fat syrup combo tomorrow. I think I might just have you instead.
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"I can see your hospital bed from up here."
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Oi Glenda.....we need to 'talk' about that Suarez t-shirt
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"Oh OK Suarez sent you over to ask what do I have for breakfast? I have Centre Backs followed by Full backs so if I were you I'll get off the pitch double quick".
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" We are Villa mate"
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I can't quit yooou
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i have had bigger wanks than you son
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"Ohhhh, I could crush a grape"
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CB," I'm wearing these gloves so I don't leave any evidence when I take you out of my pocket after the final whistle"
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I must break you
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/Benteke3_zpsdcd2385b.jpg)
We're going to have sex. Because I'm stronger than you are.
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Andy Gray ! Brian Little ! Dennis Mortimer ! Dean Saunders! Christian Benteke !
Christian Benteke can you hear me ? Our boys took a hell of a beating ! (Again)
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"I'm going to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chiant"
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"I'm gonna tear you a new Suarez".
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/Benteke3_zpsdcd2385b.jpg)
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
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CB "Fuck off - I've thrown bigger blokes out of the way to get into a fight!"
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'You are about to be Bentekered'
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I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Good one. Not a bad cover for the next H&V too.
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"This armband? It's for you."
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Who's the fairy in the gloves?
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CB - I dare you, go on, I double dare you !
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'You will wish you knicked a comfier toilet seat boy..'
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"You really need a tic tac!"
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Your move, creep.
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"Veni, vidi, vici you scouse twat".
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Tell your mates Terry and Cole there next.
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"Hey, I'll have a Babycham!"
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Delph thinks: ain't no way I'm getting involved. He's beasted me twice in training this week already.
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CB: "we glow in the dark, you know."
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CB "Your Mom, that's who!"
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he Score One or Two?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I'm Christian Benteke, the most powerful Striker in the world, and would snap your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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Welcome back Stu. What kept you?
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glad to be proved wrong dave
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/Benteke3_zpsdcd2385b.jpg)
"Are you going to bark all day little doggie or are you going to bite"
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"Your Mother owes my dog change".
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What dost thou know me for?
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deny the least syllable of thy addition.
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he Score One or Two?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I'm Christian Benteke, the most powerful Striker in the world, and would snap your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Someone used to have concerns.