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Title: Vintage Songs
Post by: wittonwarrior on November 12, 2012, 10:23:32 PM
AVFC, Aston Villa are magic are magic are magic

Oh Andy your the greatest the holte end say, or Andy, oh Andy we'll be with you all the way (12 later he was gone)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: pedro25 on November 13, 2012, 09:31:17 AM
Aston Villa, Aston Villa, we'll support you evermore, we'll support you evermore.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Holte132 on November 13, 2012, 09:53:25 AM
Goodbyeee, don't sigheee, if you come up the Holte you wil die-ee!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: levico on November 13, 2012, 10:58:49 AM
Hey hey you you .... Get offa mcleod
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: duncan on November 13, 2012, 11:37:43 AM
Six foot two, eyes of blue, Sammy Morgans' after you, la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la.....five foot eight, not much weight, Alex Cropleys f****ing great, la, la,la etc.......
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Jon Crofts on November 13, 2012, 11:39:33 AM
Hey hey Andy Gray how many goals will you score today........
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Post by: asgpaul on November 13, 2012, 11:39:55 AM
Bachelor boy...!!

When I was young my father said, son I have something to say.....y, son you are a Villa fan...

Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: indicawarrior on November 13, 2012, 12:52:08 PM
Come to Birmingham you will see,
Ansells brewery, M and B.
We don't drink whisky and we don't drink rum.
We are the boot boys from Brum.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 13, 2012, 01:34:23 PM
There's some say St Andrews is a wonderful place
To us at Villa Park it's a fucking disgrace
They say they've got showers, we know it's not true
They've holes in the roof where the rains leaking through..
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 13, 2012, 01:38:02 PM
She wore, she wore, she wore a claret ribbon,
She wore a claret riibon in the merry month of May,
And when I asked her why she wore that ribbon,
She said it’s for the Villa and we’re going to Rotterdam!
Rotterdam! Rotterdam!
We’re the famous Aston Villa and we’re going to Rotterdam!

Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Villan For Life on November 13, 2012, 02:15:46 PM
My eyes have seen the glory of the Villa win the cup
Seven times we've won it, no-one else can catch us up
We are the boys in claret and blue, we are the chosen few
And the Villa go marching on
Glory, glory Aston Villa
Glory, glory Aston Villa
Glory, glory Aston Villa
And the Vila go marching on on on
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Damo70 on November 13, 2012, 04:03:00 PM
Score, Villa score. Once you get one you'll get more. We'll sing you a (never sussed the next bit) when we get to Wembley. Was the bit I could never work out as a kid 'assembly'?.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: bones. on November 13, 2012, 04:20:32 PM
I used to sing 'assembly' I have no idea if its right but it fitted in ok.

one from the playground.....
we all agree Aston villa are magic
we all agree birmingham city are tragic.

one not from the playground......
F#ck em all, f#ck em all
Tottenham, west ham, and millwall
cos we wont be mastered by no cockney b#stard
so f#ck, f#ck em all.

and for the surrealists....
Id rather be a sausage than an egg
Id rather be a sausage than an egg...etc.......followed by
going sss sss sss in the pan
going sss sss sss in the pan...etc.............

and.....
weve got hoover automatic in the air,
to the tune of Andy Lochead in the air.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: bones. on November 13, 2012, 04:31:34 PM
Animaaaaaaaal.......B#stard........Animaaaaaaaal......B#stard.........

F#ck off West Brom and Birmingham .......when it went on for ages before 'and zulus' was added which cut the whole thing short.

Lets all have a disco, quickly followed by Lets go f#cking mental.....

but before that...Knees up Mother Brown, accompanied by a mass rumbling across the top section of The Holte as everyone did in fact get their knees up.  I used to go home bruised all over.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Des Little on November 13, 2012, 04:34:23 PM
Ellis out!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Nev on November 13, 2012, 04:40:45 PM
It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here.




Now fuck off.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Captain Caveman on November 13, 2012, 05:07:58 PM
but before that...Knees up Mother Brown, accompanied by a mass rumbling across the top section of The Holte as everyone did in fact get their knees up.  I used to go home bruised all over.

I used to love that as a youngster standing in the Holte. It was usually followed by ' The Left Side' 'The Right Side'
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 13, 2012, 05:22:18 PM
Glory our Saviour, give us a goal.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: indicawarrior on November 13, 2012, 05:32:21 PM
There was a team called city they came from Birmingham,
got knocked out of the F.A.cup by Alex Stocks' Fulham.
Twas in the final minute the referee blew up,
and now those Bluenose bast***s are out the F.A.cup!
OOOH AH HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA

TO THE TUNE OF THE LAUGHING POLICEMAN
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rioch is King on November 13, 2012, 05:33:48 PM
We are the famous, the famous Holte end (clap, clap, clap clap)

and 'La la la lalalala lalalala Villa' to the tune of Hey Jude used to sound good.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Richie on November 13, 2012, 05:38:47 PM
As per indicawarrior.............. but replacing Alex Stock's Fulham with non-league Altrincham.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Dave Clark Five on November 13, 2012, 06:01:32 PM
Oh a knock-kneed chicken and a bow-legged hen
They ain't had it off since I don't know when
They walk with a wiggle and a waggle and a squawk
Doing the Villa Boot Walk

La la la la etc
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: steamer on November 13, 2012, 06:59:21 PM
The strangest one I remember from my first visits to villa park in the late 60,s was , " goodbye horse,goodbye horse,he was saying good bye to his horse and has he was saying goodbye to his horse he was saying goodbye to his horse"
Never worked that one out.

Another oldie, to the tune of Wandering Star and Lee Marvin, " I was born under the Holte End stand, I was born under the Holte End stand,
boots were made for kicking, etc etc"

Most of the old favourites can be heared in the Aston Social before any home game.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 13, 2012, 07:01:49 PM
One usually saved for victorious cup finals..

We'll be running 'round the Bullring with the Cup (pissed up!)
We'll be running 'round the Bullring with the Cup (pissed up!)
We'll be running 'round the Bullring,
running 'round the Bullring,
running 'round the Bullring with the Cup (pissed up!)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: class_of_82 on November 13, 2012, 07:46:10 PM
this song went to the tune of the halls of montezuma an american marching song

 from the stand at leeds united
to the shelf at white hart lane
we will always follow the villa
were the greatest in the game
and where ever you may wander
there will be none that can compare
to the aston villa holte end and the fans that go on there
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: curlytailavfc on November 13, 2012, 07:58:30 PM
hes up hes down hes in the rose n crown barry hole barry hole
he shot hes missed he must be fuckin pissed barry barry hole
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: wittonwarrior on November 13, 2012, 08:04:25 PM
come down any old time down to Villa Park
The board of directors will show you around
In Aston there saying we Wembley bound
Steeped in tradition are we
We've won the cup 7 times
So sing up the terraces
Sing up on the stands
Sing up for Villa up

We're the Villa

Villa Villa
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: russon on November 13, 2012, 08:13:49 PM
We won the league we won the cup
we won the league we won the cup
we won the league we won the cup
and Ronnie Bendall fu#!ed it up
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: FrankyH on November 13, 2012, 08:45:02 PM
"Seat Agrro Seat Agrro"

The Holte Ends musical comment on any fights that broke out in the seated areas of Villa Park-usually Trinity lower.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Dave P on November 13, 2012, 09:01:48 PM
Berty Mee said to Bill Shankly,
"Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury ?"
Shanks said "No, I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Villa .... AGRO !"
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on November 13, 2012, 09:16:53 PM
The City fans will never mock
When they remember Bruce Rioch

Tip Toe through the Tilton
With a feather and a water pistol
Tip Toe through the Tilton with me

Who's that knocking on the window
Who's that knocking on the door
It's Freddy Goodwin and his mob
Selling Vincent for a bob
And they won't beat the Villa any more 
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: wittonwarrior on November 13, 2012, 09:31:43 PM
Pass the ball back pass the ball back pass the ball back wanderers

Sammy Sammy Chung and his chinese take away

Willie Willie Bell and his homosexuals
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: silhillvilla on November 14, 2012, 02:42:07 PM
You Reds are Dead
You Reds are Dead

Sung to Liverpool fans during the 0-3 home defeat in 1977/78
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on November 14, 2012, 07:23:23 PM
this song went to the tune of the halls of montezuma an american marching song

 from the stand at leeds united
to the shelf at white hart lane
we will always follow the villa
were the greatest in the game
and where ever you may wander
there will be none that can compare
to the aston villa holte end and the fans that go on there

Same tune, different lyrics was an ld song, ( slightly tongue in cheek I think)

Some say Peter McParland
Was the best that they have seen
Other say that Andy Gray
Was the greatest there has been
But for those of us who saw him
There was no one to compare
With zigger zagger zigger David Geddis in the air

Best of all is a Holte End Lament. Cue Percy from stage left.....
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Dave Clark Five on November 14, 2012, 09:13:42 PM
Vic Crowe put Chris Nicholl in
Just to see the Villa win
All I want to hear from you is Villa, Villa, Villa.

.......

Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey
Andy Lochhead.

.........

Who's that copper with the helmet on?
Dixon, Dixon.
Who's that copper with the helmet on?
Dixon of Dock Green.

On the beat all day.
On the wife all night.
Who's that copper with the helmet on?
Dixon of Dock Green.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on November 14, 2012, 09:42:07 PM
The Board Must Go!
The Board Must Go!
(Circa 1968)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: BC54 VFC on November 14, 2012, 11:11:58 PM
Score, Villa score. Once you get one you'll get more. We'll sing you a (never sussed the next bit) when we get to Wembley. Was the bit I could never work out as a kid 'assembly'?.

.....We'll see you assembling when we get to Wembley.....So, score Villa score.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Percy McCarthy on November 15, 2012, 09:58:26 AM
Here I am, sorry I'm late.

One day as I walked up the steps of the Holte End
As I walked up to the Holte End one day,
I spied a poor Blues fan all cut up in ribbons
All cut up in ribbons and shit on they say.

I said to that Blues fan what have they done to you
And why have they treated you in such a way
He said all I did sir was come up the Holte End
And say Aston Villa were old men at play

The Holte End dain't like it, they rose up to fight it
They kicked him in the bollocks, they kicked him in the head
And now that poor Blues fan is pushing up daisies
He's pushing up daisies he's so fucking dead.

Now let that be a lesson to all of you Blues fans
Who come up the Holte End to sing and to fray
If you say one word against our Aston Villa
Then they'll be the last words that you ever say.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Percy McCarthy on November 15, 2012, 10:06:36 AM
Went walking down the Witton Lane one dark and dusky day
I spied a poor City fan a-running far away
I said to that poor City fan it's time for you to die
He said yes I know sir
Holte Enders in the sky

He ran down the terraces and fell towards the gate
Little did he know that death was sure to be his fate
He had one more short hour to live and then he'd hear the cry
That ev'ry City fan does fear
Holte Enders in the sky

Their fists were just like granite and their pockets lined with lead
And if they catch a City fan he's sure to wind up dead
Cuz Villa fans rule Birmingham and City fans know why
Cuz they have seen the glory of
Holte Enders in the sky

Yippee-aye-aaaa
Yippee-aye-ooooo
Etc.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on November 15, 2012, 07:56:42 PM
Who's up Mary Brown?
Who's up Mary Brown?
Tommy Tommy Docherty
Who the fuckin 'ell is he?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Bernie on November 16, 2012, 08:07:58 AM
Bring out Leeds & Man. United
Bring on the Spaniards by the score
Barcelona, Real Madrid they will make a gallant bid
But they won't beat the Villa any more...ore ...ore
They won't beat the Villa any more


We're just one of those teams that you get now & then
We'll let you score one then we'll go & score ten
Now come up the Holte End 'cos we're quite a crowd
We sing & we chant & we're ever so loud*
We're just one of those teams that you wish you had got
But we're one of those teams you have not
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.................................

* this line is best sung in a rather camp manner
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Damo70 on November 16, 2012, 03:49:39 PM
Is there a prize for the most short lived and half hearted song? To the tune of the airline advert -

We'll take more care of you
Curbishley, Curbishley

Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: steamer on November 16, 2012, 06:38:41 PM
Percy
One of my all time favourites. but in finishes off with " Holte enders in the sky" ,we may be obssesed but I wish the current Holte Choir Knew more words to the Anthem.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: curiousorange on November 16, 2012, 11:05:18 PM
Percy
One of my all time favourites. but in finishes off with " Holte enders in the sky" ,we may be obssesed but I wish the current Holte Choir Knew more words to the Anthem.

I never got to sing any of these songs at Villa due to, well, not being alive, but I too would like to see more of a communal choir thing. However, it does have to grow organically - you recall the debacle with the funereal bells in the Houllier season when we were all meant to take it as a cue to sing 'The Bells Are Ringing'. Sadly, I don't think many clubs have the gumption to sing new terrace songs these days.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: FrankyH on November 16, 2012, 11:08:52 PM
To the tune of the Cadbury's Roses advert - Thankyou very very much

Sung to united fans

Thankyou very for much for Paul McGrath, thankyou very much thankyou very very much.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: wittonwarrior on November 16, 2012, 11:13:34 PM
United scram get out of Brum

5 Ken McNaughts

Cannery killer Aston Villa
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: He wears a magic hat on November 16, 2012, 11:19:32 PM
Away in a manger
no crib for a bed
the little lord jesus
popped up his head and said
we're the viiiillla we're the viiiilla
we are the champions
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: He wears a magic hat on November 16, 2012, 11:22:11 PM
Trevor Francis is illegitimate
he aint got a birth certificate
he aint got a mom or dad
he's a blue nosed bastard
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: pbavfckuwait on November 17, 2012, 07:55:17 AM
Alf Ramsey on a seaside pier seduced himself with a bottle of beer , the top shot off the beer went wild Ramsey gave birth to a blue and white child THEY CALLED THE BASTARD FRANCIS (repeated)

Also one I dont know the words that hailed Brian the Wonder Boy

Also a little peace of heaven fell from the sky one day
It landed down in Aston and football they did play
(dont know the rest)

His name was Andy Gray
and from Dundee he did come
To take our Aston Villa to the top of Division One
If you come up the Holte End you'll hear the Villa sing
Francis is a wanker and Andy Grays the king
lalalalalalalala

If I had the arse of a sparrow if I had the wings of a crow
I fly over St Andrews tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below below
shit on shit on shit on the bastards below

May Hopkins one Those were the days
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: pbavfckuwait on November 17, 2012, 08:05:15 AM
One heard only for a season or so , started on the way out of the Baseball ground after the Small Heath were nearly declared bankrupt
Aint it F...ing funny the Blues have got no money
We wont be playing city anymore
Anymore Anymore oh we wont be playing City anymore
Oh aint it f...ing funny the Blues aint got no money
We wont be playing City anymore 

And the classic home and away at half time as some poor young lady use to walk anywhere near the side of the pitch
Get your tits out Get your tits out Get your tits out for the lads
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: silhillvilla on November 17, 2012, 08:57:40 AM
Let's all have a disco
Let's all have a disco
La la la laaaaa
La la la laaaaa
Oohhh
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: He wears a magic hat on November 17, 2012, 09:26:09 AM
I'd walk a mile and a bit
to rub your face in some shit
oooooh  Fraaaannncis
oooooh Fraaaaannncis
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: silhillvilla on November 17, 2012, 12:01:13 PM
To the ocky cockey


You put your Goalie Shirt on
Your goalie gloves on
Your shorts on Your socks on
Your Villas number 1
You do the Ozzie Bozzie
And you turn around
That's what it's all about


Ooooooohhhh the Ozzy Bozzy
Ooooooooohhhh the Ozzy Bozzy
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: russon on November 17, 2012, 12:09:01 PM
to Mick Quinn - " have you ever seen a salad in your life?"

also remember playing at home to Forest years ago when Danson was referee and had such a shocker (again) that the home and away support combined as one to sing 'you're not fit to referee'
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: silhillvilla on November 17, 2012, 12:17:39 PM
Tina
Tina
Tina

Lower Holte directed at Peter Shilton
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on November 17, 2012, 06:05:36 PM
To the tune of the Cadbury's Roses advert - Thankyou very very much

Sung to united fans

Thankyou very for much for Paul McGrath, thankyou very much thankyou very very much.

The original was "thank you very much for one and a half million" after we sold Andy Gray
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 19, 2012, 03:30:24 PM
I'd walk a mile and a bit
to rub your face in some shit
oooooh  Fraaaannncis
oooooh Fraaaaannncis

Just before he left the Rags..

Francis wants a transfer
Francis wants a transfer
Na na na na. Na na na na.

We don't fuckin' blame him
We don't fuckin' blame him
Na na na na. Na na na na.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: willywombat on November 21, 2012, 07:46:28 AM


Also one I dont know the words that hailed Brian the Wonder Boy



Like a streak of lightning running round the ground
He's even faster than the speed of sound
Like Pele, Eusebio rolled into one
And as he plays his football game
Everyone will stand and shout the name, the name of
Brian the Wonder Boy, Brian the Wonder Boy
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: ACVilla on November 22, 2012, 10:58:51 AM
Can't remember the words exactly, maybe someone could post the full version.

It's the one that started with "Nigel Spink, throws (or rolls) the ball to.........." and ends with "Tony Daley down the wing like a torpedo puts the ball in the aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr for Tony Cascarino".

Brian Little walks on water, Barry Fry tried but the bastard sank.

We've got Dion Dion Dublin In the air,
We've got Dion Dion Dublin in the air,
We've got Dion Dion Dublin,
Dion Dion Dublin,
Dion Dion Dublin in the air
Dion, Dion Dublin, Dion Dublin in the air.........

My favourite ever song, and the closest we have had to an anthem in my time:

Start spreading the news,
He's playing today,
He's gonna score a goal again,
Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke

If he can score from there,
He'll score from anywhere,
It's up to you,
Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke
Da da da da du da da da da da
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: tomd2103 on November 22, 2012, 01:33:31 PM
I remember the old "fight, fight, wherever you may be" song always being sung after the opposition had scored.   
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Dio1874 on November 22, 2012, 10:09:43 PM
Oh we're the barmey Holte end army lalalalala.

The middle (before they devided the Holte)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Oscar Arce on November 23, 2012, 01:33:11 PM
If ever Villa were on Match of the Day in the doldrum days of late sixties/early seventies....

Aye, aye, aye, aye,
Willie (Anderson) is better than Pele,
If you don't believe is then watch tonight,
At half past ten on the telly
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Oscar Arce on November 23, 2012, 01:34:31 PM
To the tune of Silent night....

Rioch, Rioch, Rioch, Rioch....
Born is the King of Villa Park.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Walmley_Villa on November 23, 2012, 01:53:59 PM
Remember when we used to 'Sh*t' on anyone notg just the City? Also at corners either "Yoof Yoof Yoof".... or "Move Move Move"

I do miss from "when the Villa go marching in", the De De De De, De De De, Der Der Der Der Der........ before the words kicked in.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: steamer on November 23, 2012, 08:04:26 PM
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the villa win the cup
seven times weve won it no one else will catch us up (obviously a misguided view)
we are the boys in Claret and Blue we are the chosen few and the Villa go marching on, glory,glory Aston Villa , repeat,

To the tune of John Browns body
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: littlevillain on November 23, 2012, 08:26:17 PM
Graydons a winger lalalala
To the tune of Pearls a singer
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on November 23, 2012, 10:27:33 PM
To the tune of Silent night....

Rioch, Rioch, Rioch, Rioch....
Born is the King of Villa Park.

Pedant alert Oscar - the tune was The First Noel
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Oscar Arce on November 24, 2012, 09:34:55 PM
To the tune of Silent night....

Rioch, Rioch, Rioch, Rioch....
Born is the King of Villa Park.

Pedant alert Oscar - the tune was The First Noel

Mahogony, you are only right ain't ya ?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 25, 2012, 01:26:09 PM
Does anybody remember the bizarre one from the 70's that went
CLAP, CLAP, clapclapclapclap and then the crowd would go 'OHH!'
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on November 25, 2012, 08:21:22 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/18/seven-deadly-sins-zephaniah-villa
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on November 25, 2012, 09:52:14 PM
To the tune of Silent night....

Rioch, Rioch, Rioch, Rioch....
Born is the King of Villa Park.

Pedant alert Oscar - the tune was The First Noel

Mahogony, you are only right ain't ya ?

Trust me Oscar, it happens far too infrequently these days.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: FrankyH on December 05, 2012, 10:04:07 PM
Sung to Andy Gray at Wolves away , the season we won the league

Andy's gay, Andy's gay, Andy's gay-with a limped wristed hand gesture.I remember him coming back to defend a corner for Wolves and the whole away singing this to him, he turned looked at the Villa fans and just smiled.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on December 06, 2012, 12:13:36 AM
Does anybody remember the bizarre one from the 70's that went
CLAP, CLAP, clapclapclapclap and then the crowd would go 'OHH!'

Yes I do Fletch. No idea where it came from though.

Spurs still sing it today, ending up with "Yids" rather than the "OoH"
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Oscar Arce on December 06, 2012, 10:19:34 AM
Six foot two,
Eyes of Blue,
Sammy Morgan's after you..
la lal la la la la la la la

Sung to Bob Wilson after their infamous 'spat' in the FA Cup tie.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Bernie on December 07, 2012, 10:33:27 AM
Alf Ramsey on a seaside pier seduced himself with a bottle of beer , the top shot off the beer went wild Ramsey gave birth to a blue and white child THEY CALLED THE BASTARD FRANCIS (repeated)

Also one I dont know the words that hailed Brian the Wonder Boy

Also a little peace of heaven fell from the sky one day
It landed down in Aston and football they did play
(dont know the rest).........
They built a church next to it and the Aston Tavern too
Where they serve old Ansells Mild our Brummies' favourite brew
And then they built the terraces, and the floodlights for the dark
And when they had it finished, sure they called in Villa Park!
....We're the Villa, we're the Villa we are the Champions...........


His name was Andy Gray
and from Dundee he did come
To take our Aston Villa to the top of Division One
If you come up the Holte End you'll hear the Villa sing
Francis is a wanker and Andy Grays the king
lalalalalalalala

If I had the arse of a sparrow if I had the wings of a crow
I fly over St Andrews tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below below
shit on shit on shit on the bastards below

May Hopkins one Those were the days
   ......missing words filled in.............
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: class_of_82 on December 07, 2012, 07:06:21 PM
can anyone remeber the "when your smiling" song from the 70s that was our song for years and dont no why we ever lost it maybe it went with the generation but who knows. can remember drowning out the blues with it at st andrews in the 75/76 season a truly great song.

"when your smiling when your smiling
the holte end smiles with you
and when your laffing when your laffing the sun comes shining through
but when your crying we will bring on the rain
so stop your crying be happy again
when your smiling when your smiling
the holte end smiles with you
where aston villa
the holte ends smiles with yooooooooooooooooooooooo

Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: silhillvilla on December 08, 2012, 08:56:44 AM
Big Fat Rons barking army
Woof woof woof woof

Grimsby away FA Cup early 90,s
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: MonsXI on December 08, 2012, 09:27:47 PM
What was the Tony Daley xmas song that ended "and he's better than Dennis Bailey!"?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pete3206 on December 09, 2012, 01:54:19 PM
"You're going home in a fucking ambulance....
clap clap clap clap clap clap
...you're going home in a fucking ambulance"

Clearly nonsense as an ambulance would surely take you to a hospital, not directly to your door.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on December 09, 2012, 05:23:36 PM
"You're going home in a fucking ambulance....
clap clap clap clap clap clap
...you're going home in a fucking ambulance"

Clearly nonsense as an ambulance would surely take you to a hospital, not directly to your door.


Your going home like Sandy Richardson !
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Oscar Arce on December 09, 2012, 08:06:13 PM
*You're gonna get your fecking had kicked in.................

*Politicaly incorrect and not endorsed by Oscar Arce
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: curlytailavfc on December 09, 2012, 08:15:11 PM
tip toe through the tilton with a razor and a and of shot gun tip to through the tilton with me
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: thick_mike on December 09, 2012, 11:06:34 PM
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat McMahon, Pat McMahon, Pat McMahon.
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat McMahon, Pat, Pat, Pat McMahon.

(to the tune of I am the Music Man)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 18, 2012, 12:29:59 AM
Whatever happened to singing the score to the tune of Amazing Grace? Just popped into my head that it was a regular thing when winning and I remember it up to about the mid 90's. When did it end?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: geeeenius1971 on December 20, 2012, 09:05:10 PM
We all agree Aston Villa are magic
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Percy McCarthy on December 20, 2012, 10:50:38 PM
A pedant writes:

AVFC - Aston Villa are magic.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: peter75 on January 11, 2013, 08:59:57 AM
What's the tune to "Score Villa Score, once you get one you'll get more"?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Dave Clark Five on January 11, 2013, 11:01:07 AM
What's the tune to "Score Villa Score, once you get one you'll get more"?
It died a death, thankfully.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: peter75 on January 11, 2013, 12:08:57 PM
There's some say St Andrews is a wonderful place
To us at Villa Park it's a fucking disgrace
They say they've got showers, we know it's not true
They've holes in the roof where the rains leaking through..

Great song.

Roughly what year did that originate?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Oscar Arce on January 11, 2013, 12:10:15 PM
What's the tune to "Score Villa Score, once you get one you'll get more"?

Bless them all,
Bless them all,
The long and the short and the tall...
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: bones. on January 28, 2013, 07:22:25 PM
We all agree Aston Villa are magic
we all agree birmingham city are tragic
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: bones. on January 29, 2013, 06:51:37 PM
United scram get out of Brum

5 Ken McNaughts

Cannery killer Aston Villa
United scum get out of Brum
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: bones. on January 29, 2013, 07:17:13 PM
Can't remember the words exactly, maybe someone could post the full version.

It's the one that started with "Nigel Spink, throws (or rolls) the ball to.........." and ends with "Tony Daley down the wing like a torpedo puts the ball in the aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr for Tony Cascarino".

air.........

Nigel Spink rolls the ball to Platty,
knocks it on to Paul McGrath and out to Tony Daley,
Tony Daley down the wing like a torpedo,
puts the ball in the aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr,
for Tony Cascarino.
Came about on the trip to Milan I think.

also remember  Spinksy,and  Birchy, Alan Mcinally, being changed to
Spinksy and Birchy, Tony Tony Daley.
when Rambo left us for Germany.           

can someone help me with the tunes for 'oooooooooh Francis' and  'One day as I walked up the steps of the Holte End' please........also is the full version of holte enders in the sky sung to the full version of Ghost riders?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Percy McCarthy on January 30, 2013, 01:18:29 AM
Can't remember the words exactly, maybe someone could post the full version.

It's the one that started with "Nigel Spink, throws (or rolls) the ball to.........." and ends with "Tony Daley down the wing like a torpedo puts the ball in the aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr for Tony Cascarino".

air.........

Nigel Spink rolls the ball to Platty,
knocks it on to Paul McGrath and out to Tony Daley,
Tony Daley down the wing like a torpedo,
puts the ball in the aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr,
for Tony Cascarino.
Came about on the trip to Milan I think.

also remember  Spinksy,and  Birchy, Alan Mcinally, being changed to
Spinksy and Birchy, Tony Tony Daley.
when Rambo left us for Germany.           

can someone help me with the tunes for 'oooooooooh Francis' and  'One day as I walked up the steps of the Holte End' please........also is the full version of holte enders in the sky sung to the full version of Ghost riders?

OOOOH Francis is to the tune of Mammy by Al Jolson, One day as I walked up the steps of the Holte End tune is called Streets of lareda, and HOITS - yes.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: bones. on January 30, 2013, 05:53:46 AM
Thanks, just listened to the tunes courtesy of youtube, and they all fit perfectly. Stuck nicely in my head now. Next question- anyone got a tardis? or failing that, two fullbacks, a centre half and a new midfield?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: tricky59 on January 30, 2013, 06:03:51 AM
Does anybody remember the bizarre one from the 70's that went
CLAP, CLAP, clapclapclapclap and then the crowd would go 'OHH!'

Yes I do Fletch. No idea where it came from though.

Spurs still sing it today, ending up with "Yids" rather than the "OoH"

If I'm thinking of the same song, then it's 'Let's Go' by The Routers from the '60's.

My recollection is it became popular during the '66 World Cup.  Things do get hazy though.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Broughty-Villian on January 30, 2013, 06:24:36 AM
Heee's only a poor little Scouser
Got shot up the arse...


after that i cant remember as i was 8 or 9 when this was popular. I also think there was other lyrics to.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: adrenachrome on February 01, 2013, 01:38:48 AM

Tip Toe through the Tilton
With a feather and a water pistol
Tip Toe through the Tilton with me



It was a razor and a sworn off shotgun, Andy Lohchead, as well you know.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Zakk Fatt on February 01, 2013, 03:26:00 AM
From our eightees European Cup days:

We all follow the Villa,
Over Land and sea (AND WATER)
We all follow the Villa......on....to....Vict-or-ry

La-La-La

We all follow the Villa ....repeat til fade.

or the other eightees classic,


Oh I do like to walk along the seaside, oh I do like to walk along the sea,
Oh I do like to walk along the Prom, Prom, Prom:
Where the brass bands play FUCK OFF WEST BROM and BIRMINGHAM!
FUCK OFF WEST BROM AND BIRMINGHAM!
AND BIRMINGHAM, AND BIRMINGHAM, AND BIRMINGHAM!

Or I could give:

If your all going to Rotterdam clap your hands,
If your all going to Rotterdam clap your hands,
If your all going to Rotterdam, All going to Rotterdam,
All going to Rotterdam, clap your hands.

Or the classic:

'Who's the wankers in the seats'
'Who's the wankers, who's the wankers, who's the wankers in the seats!'

Times have changed, guess they made us all the wankers in the seats now eh?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: D.boy on February 01, 2013, 03:40:25 AM
I recall during the early 80's at the back of the Holte End opposition scarfs would be tied up to the roof beams and set alight and as they burnt the crowd would be singing "Burn burn burn the bastard, burn burn burn the bastard" to the tune of What shall we do with a drunken sailor.

Knees up mother brown was another favourite

The Left Side ....... The Right Side
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Godfrey Brian on February 14, 2013, 11:48:30 AM

Hello, hello, how do you do?
We are the boys in claret and blue.
We love to sing, we love to fight.
We hate the boys in blue and white.
Sing a song of victory.
We will win Division three.
And City fans will never mock.
When they remember Bruce Rioch!

And....

"We've got Baldy, cock-eyed Andy in the air ,in the air. Andy, Andy Lochhead in the air...."

And

'We'll see you all outside, we'll see you all outside!"
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 14, 2013, 05:48:44 PM
'We'll see you all outside, we'll see you all outside!"

And on 85 minutes: "It's time for you to run".
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: adrenachrome on February 15, 2013, 10:25:48 AM
I was born under the Holte End Stand
I was born under the Holte End Stand
Boots were meant for kicking
And that's just what they'll do
When we get up the Tilton Road
We'll kick fuck out of you

Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Godfrey Brian on February 15, 2013, 01:41:17 PM



"Tiswas" ......"Swapshop!"

"Left side"...."Right-side"!

"Rangers" ...."Celtic"!

"The fence must go!" (The night they put the first dividing fence the length of the Holte. And go it did- the top 40 feet was rocked out of it's foundations!)


"Willie...Willie......Willie....Willie ..Anderson!"


"Can you hear us on the box?" (When MOTD were present)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on February 15, 2013, 05:02:17 PM
I recall during the early 80's at the back of the Holte End opposition scarfs would be tied up to the roof beams and set alight and as they burnt the crowd would be singing "Burn burn burn the bastard, burn burn burn the bastard" to the tune of What shall we do with a drunken sailor.


I remember away at Bristol City "What shall we do with Norman Hunter, burn burn burn the bastsrd..."

Anyone mentioned "My Father said son you be a Villa fan and that's the way to stay-ee, Happy to be a Villa fan until your dying day..." to the tune of Batchelor Boy

and

"I was born under the Holte End stand..." to tune of Wandering Star - can't remember the rest

Edit: Just seen AChrome put it up! Crackin'
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on February 15, 2013, 05:04:14 PM
'We'll see you all outside, we'll see you all outside!"

And on 85 minutes: "It's time for you to run".

"We can see you sneakin' out"
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: cheltenhamlion on February 16, 2013, 01:44:37 PM
In retort to one of Olbiyuns favourite ditties:

Chim, chiminee, chim, chiminee,
Chim chim, cheroo,
We are those bastards in claret and blue,
We love to drink, and we love to fight,
And we hate those stripey ****** in blue and white
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: steamer on February 26, 2013, 06:57:52 PM

Hello, hello, how do you do?
We are the boys in claret and blue.
We love to sing, we love to fight.
We hate the boys in blue and white.
Sing a song of victory.
We will win Division three.
And City fans will never mock.
When they remember Bruce Rioch!

And....

"We've got Baldy, cock-eyed Andy in the air ,in the air. Andy, Andy Lochhead in the air...."

And

'We'll see you all outside, we'll see you all outside!"
'We'll see you all outside, we'll see you all outside!"

And on 85 minutes: "It's time for you to run".
that was my song , made up at school.
About the time I got caned for singing, Aston Villa, Aston Villa, in Asembly instead of Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
Jeez, they were fussy back then !
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rioch is King on February 26, 2013, 07:07:43 PM
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

I was rock I was
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Dave Clark Five on February 26, 2013, 09:27:33 PM
Come over heeeear
Come over heeeear
You'll get done
You'll get done.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave.woodhall on February 27, 2013, 11:26:36 PM
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

I was rock I was

As somebody said in CotR, "So they did. And they were".
 
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: adrenachrome on February 28, 2013, 04:32:24 AM
I hear the sound of distant bums
Over there
Over there
And do they smell
Like fucking hell
Over there
Over there
And if they come
We shall not run
Over there
Over there
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Dave Clark Five on February 28, 2013, 03:11:55 PM
We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Albion too
We hate Birmingham Ciiiity
But Villa we love you.

(Can be heard quite clearly on the 1971 LCF video along with Chico, Chico and Andy Lochhead in the Air).
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: adrenachrome on February 28, 2013, 07:11:19 PM
Yummy yummy yummy
Oh I hate Beau Brummie
And I feel like I wanna spew
You can stick your Trevor Hockey and your Pickering
Cos you don't know where they've been
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: steamer on February 28, 2013, 08:35:34 PM
We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Albion too
We hate Birmingham Ciiiity
But Villa we love you.

(Can be heard quite clearly on the 1971 LCF video along with Chico, Chico and Andy Lochhead in the Air).
Why did everyone hate Nottingham Forest?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Dave Cooper please on March 01, 2013, 10:26:05 AM
We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Albion too
We hate Birmingham Ciiiity
But Villa we love you.

(Can be heard quite clearly on the 1971 LCF video along with Chico, Chico and Andy Lochhead in the Air).
Why did everyone hate Nottingham Forest?


Because it scans.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Steve R on March 01, 2013, 01:23:43 PM
I always wondered what Forest fans would sing for this. Coventry City apparently.

'Goodbye Horse' will always be a classic.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on March 01, 2013, 05:35:55 PM
I always wondered what Forest fans would sing for this. Coventry City apparently.

'Goodbye Horse' will always be a classic.

I was to,d they used to sing Aston Villa
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: stubbsyandy on March 01, 2013, 05:38:53 PM
I remember
'We hate Albion to (and Leicester)'
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: bilsim on March 08, 2013, 02:56:38 AM
Where's your wife gone? Where's your wife gone? Stanley Bowles? With the milkman! With the milkman! With the milkman Stanley Bowles!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Bernie on March 08, 2013, 02:42:22 PM
I always wondered what Forest fans would sing for this. Coventry City apparently.

'Goodbye Horse' will always be a classic.

I was to,d they used to sing Aston Villa
.....or "Derby County"?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: willywombat on March 09, 2013, 07:01:34 AM
Old Fred Goodwin had a farm E I E I O
and on that farm he had some pigs E I E I O
With Francis here, Latchford there
Blue and white bastards everywhere
Old Fred Goodwin had a farm E I E I O
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Steve R on March 13, 2013, 10:22:12 PM
I always wondered what Forest fans would sing for this. Coventry City apparently.

'Goodbye Horse' will always be a classic.

I was to,d they used to sing Aston Villa
.....or "Derby County"?

It's what a Forest fan told me when asked circa 1970. I doubt it would be 'Aston Villa' as we were two divisions below them and in no way considered to be competition.

 I heard our name used at a number of third division grounds, it used to piss me off.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 14, 2013, 04:42:28 PM
I always wondered what Forest fans would sing for this. Coventry City apparently.

'Goodbye Horse' will always be a classic.

I was to,d they used to sing Aston Villa
.....or "Derby County"?

It's what a Forest fan told me when asked circa 1970. I doubt it would be 'Aston Villa' as we were two divisions below them and in no way considered to be competition.

 I heard our name used at a number of third division grounds, it used to piss me off.

Inverted sign of respect I reckon - look at the Bitter Baggies - can't stop singing about us!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: adrenachrome on March 15, 2013, 01:26:43 AM
Just remembered  few more (when that bug eyed Verve cap said "the drugs don'twork, he was talking out of  his crack)

F U
F U C
F U CK
FUCK OFF
__________________

A V
A V F
A V C
OK
____________________

Knees up Mother Brown
Knees up Mother Brown
Under the table you must go
e i e i e i o
If you catch you wanking
We'll turn you upside down
Come on Barbara
Come on Barbara
Get your knickers own
Oh my what  a rotten song
........
Skins!

Surreal, on the face of it. I remember Barbara being pointed out to me at the back of the upper Holte.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Steve R on March 15, 2013, 02:35:41 AM
Just remembered  few more (when that bug eyed Verve cap said "the drugs don'twork, he was talking out of  his crack)

F U
F U C
F U CK
FUCK OFF

......

or better still

F U
F U C
If you see me walkin' down the street..
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: steamer on March 15, 2013, 06:01:03 AM
Vauge Memory about Barbara, before my time
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: willywombat on March 15, 2013, 06:22:01 AM
Always wondered why Barbara, didn't realise it was a real person. Maybe a friend of Poxy Lil :)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Dio1874 on April 24, 2013, 11:09:35 PM
We're the villa, we're the villa. We are the champions.

Might be a year or two till we sing it again!!!!!!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: john2710 on April 27, 2013, 09:43:37 PM
Vaguely remember a song to the Boney M tune 'Ma Baker' after a Chelsea fan got run over in the City Centre.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on April 28, 2013, 10:08:10 PM
Vaguely remember a song to the Boney M tune 'Ma Baker' after a Chelsea fan got run over in the City Centre.


I only vaguely remember that incident from a bluenose I once met on a bus. He told me he had been to Stamford Bridge and some idiots started singing a song about the dead Chelsea fan and as a result the whole mob got battered.

IIRC The original incident occurred after a Chelsea game at the Blues, not Villa Park.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Bernie on April 30, 2013, 02:47:14 PM
Vaguely remember a song to the Boney M tune 'Ma Baker' after a Chelsea fan got run over in the City Centre.


I only vaguely remember that incident from a bluenose I once met on a bus. He told me he had been to Stamford Bridge and some idiots started singing a song about the dead Chelsea fan and as a result the whole mob got battered.

IIRC The original incident occurred after a Chelsea game at the Blues, not Villa Park.
I remember knowing of that song too, too unpleasant & distasteful to reproduce here. It was a black Chelsea fan living in Brum if memory serves
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: mobythevillan on April 30, 2013, 04:19:53 PM
Here I am, sorry I'm late.

One day as I walked up the steps of the Holte End
As I walked up to the Holte End one day,
I spied a poor Blues fan all cut up in ribbons
All cut up in ribbons and shit on they say.

I said to that Blues fan what have they done to you
And why have they treated you in such a way
He said all I did sir was come up the Holte End
And say Aston Villa were old men at play

The Holte End dain't like it, they rose up to fight it
They kicked him in the bollocks, they kicked him in the head
And now that poor Blues fan is pushing up daisies
He's pushing up daisies he's so fucking dead.

Now let that be a lesson to all of you Blues fans
Who come up the Holte End to sing and to fray
If you say one word against our Aston Villa
Then they'll be the last words that you ever say.

Wow, fantastic. Always wanted to know the full version of that....

Mobes

Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: peter75 on August 29, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
There's some say St Andrews is a wonderful place
To us at Villa Park it's a fucking disgrace
They say they've got showers, we know it's not true
They've holes in the roof where the rains leaking through..


Sorry to ask again but roughly what year did this song come out?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Sunny Villa on August 29, 2013, 09:28:41 PM
Well it was prior to 75 as I heard it on the train to Wembley
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: ez on August 30, 2013, 03:58:36 PM
Get into 'em...
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Richard E on August 30, 2013, 04:03:26 PM
"You're so sh*t it's unbelievable."
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Des Little on August 30, 2013, 04:35:42 PM
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave shelley on August 30, 2013, 04:47:24 PM
If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the dirty great arse of a cow
I'd fly over Birmihgham City
And shit on those bastards below

Chorus

Shit on, shit on
Shit on those bastards below, below
Shit on,shit on
Shit on those bastards below.

To the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Percy McCarthy on August 30, 2013, 07:11:14 PM
Vaguely remember a song to the Boney M tune 'Ma Baker' after a Chelsea fan got run over in the City Centre.


I only vaguely remember that incident from a bluenose I once met on a bus. He told me he had been to Stamford Bridge and some idiots started singing a song about the dead Chelsea fan and as a result the whole mob got battered.

IIRC The original incident occurred after a Chelsea game at the Blues, not Villa Park.

'Ra-ra-rastaman thought he was a Chelsea fan
Until he got pushed under a bus'.

The bloke who did it was from Chelmsley. Died himself a couple of years ago.

The Chelsea fan was from Small Heath.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Desontheholte on August 30, 2013, 09:52:10 PM
A Few of my favourites! OH ANDY OH ANDY YOUR THE GREATEST THE HOLTE END SAY OH ANDY OH ANDY WE WILL BE WITH YOU ALL THE  WAY. For our two Andy Grays!  HES HERE  HES THERE HES EVERY F-ING WHERE SHAUN TEALE SHAUN TEALE! ARE U WATCHING FROM  THE NICK! tony adams 1990!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on August 30, 2013, 10:05:48 PM
If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the dirty great arse of a cow
I'd fly over Birmihgham City
And shit on those bastards below

Chorus

Shit on, shit on
Shit on those bastards below, below
Shit on,shit on
Shit on those bastards below.

To the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
Bloody hell ds, that's dragging up the past.
One of my faves at the time.
Forgot all about it 'til now.
Cheers mate!
UTV!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: willywombat on August 31, 2013, 03:51:32 AM
Vaguely remember a song to the Boney M tune 'Ma Baker' after a Chelsea fan got run over in the City Centre.


I only vaguely remember that incident from a bluenose I once met on a bus. He told me he had been to Stamford Bridge and some idiots started singing a song about the dead Chelsea fan and as a result the whole mob got battered.

IIRC The original incident occurred after a Chelsea game at the Blues, not Villa Park.

'Ra-ra-rastaman thought he was a Chelsea fan
Until he got pushed under a bus'.

The bloke who did it was from Chelmsley. Died himself a couple of years ago.

The Chelsea fan was from Small Heath.
That right Percy? Guy who did it grew up near me in Longbridge. He was baggies, Villa & small heath at various times.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Vancouver on August 31, 2013, 05:32:24 AM
We all agree, Platt is better than Gascoigne.

At White Hart Lane around 91 I believe. It was a sell out so my dad grab a couple from a tout in the home end. He couldn't contain himself when we equalised though.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Percy McCarthy on August 31, 2013, 06:07:28 PM
Vaguely remember a song to the Boney M tune 'Ma Baker' after a Chelsea fan got run over in the City Centre.


I only vaguely remember that incident from a bluenose I once met on a bus. He told me he had been to Stamford Bridge and some idiots started singing a song about the dead Chelsea fan and as a result the whole mob got battered.

IIRC The original incident occurred after a Chelsea game at the Blues, not Villa Park.

'Ra-ra-rastaman thought he was a Chelsea fan
Until he got pushed under a bus'.

The bloke who did it was from Chelmsley. Died himself a couple of years ago.

The Chelsea fan was from Small Heath.
That right Percy? Guy who did it grew up near me in Longbridge. He was baggies, Villa & small heath at various times.

Are you sure Willy? As far as I know he was always Blues and from Chelmsley. His brothers are still here. Here's another one they sang, to the tune of the verse of Una Paloma Blanca:

When the sun shines
On the tombstone
Of the Chelsea fan that's dead
We remember D---- S------- (perp's name)
And the bus that crushed his head
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Sunny Villa on September 01, 2013, 02:47:21 AM
Vaguely remember a song to the Boney M tune 'Ma Baker' after a Chelsea fan got run over in the City Centre.


I only vaguely remember that incident from a bluenose I once met on a bus. He told me he had been to Stamford Bridge and some idiots started singing a song about the dead Chelsea fan and as a result the whole mob got battered.

IIRC The original incident occurred after a Chelsea game at the Blues, not Villa Park.

'Ra-ra-rastaman thought he was a Chelsea fan
Until he got pushed under a bus'.

The bloke who did it was from Chelmsley. Died himself a couple of years ago.

The Chelsea fan was from Small Heath.
That right Percy? Guy who did it grew up near me in Longbridge. He was baggies, Villa & small heath at various times.

Are you sure Willy? As far as I know he was always Blues and from Chelmsley. His brothers are still here. Here's another one they sang, to the tune of the verse of Una Paloma Blanca:

When the sun shines
On the tombstone
Of the Chelsea fan that's dead
We remember D---- S------- (perp's name)
And the bus that crushed his head

you are correct , he was never the same certainly in later life , he  pretty much kept himself to himself had a few beers at the MGT ,   Chatted to him from time to time , never knew he passed , so many have passed away at a relativley young age from that establishment
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: willywombat on September 02, 2013, 02:10:57 AM
Vaguely remember a song to the Boney M tune 'Ma Baker' after a Chelsea fan got run over in the City Centre.


I only vaguely remember that incident from a bluenose I once met on a bus. He told me he had been to Stamford Bridge and some idiots started singing a song about the dead Chelsea fan and as a result the whole mob got battered.

IIRC The original incident occurred after a Chelsea game at the Blues, not Villa Park.

'Ra-ra-rastaman thought he was a Chelsea fan
Until he got pushed under a bus'.

The bloke who did it was from Chelmsley. Died himself a couple of years ago.

The Chelsea fan was from Small Heath.
That right Percy? Guy who did it grew up near me in Longbridge. He was baggies, Villa & small heath at various times.

Are you sure Willy? As far as I know he was always Blues and from Chelmsley. His brothers are still here. Here's another one they sang, to the tune of the verse of Una Paloma Blanca:

When the sun shines
On the tombstone
Of the Chelsea fan that's dead
We remember D---- S------- (perp's name)
And the bus that crushed his head

Pretty sure mate, his name was Dave but I cant for the life of me remember his surname. He may well have ended up living in Chelmsley but if it's the same bloke he grew up in Dearmont Rd in Longbridge and went to the same primary school as me.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Villa in Denmark on September 04, 2013, 08:56:26 AM
From the early nineties (can't believe that counts as vintage :'().

Oh Birmingham is full of fun.
Oh Birmingham is full of fun.
It's full of tits, fanny and Villa.
Oh Birmingham is full of fun.

Oh Manchester (or Liverpool/Newcastle etc.) is full of shit.
Oh Manchester is full of shit.
It's full of shit, shit and more shit.
Oh Manchester is full of shit.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Richard E on September 04, 2013, 09:01:03 AM
From the early nineties (can't believe that counts as vintage :'().

Oh Birmingham is full of fun.
Oh Birmingham is full of fun.
It's full of tits, fanny and Villa.
Oh Birmingham is full of fun.

Oh Manchester (or Liverpool/Newcastle etc.) is full of shit.
Oh Manchester is full of shit.
It's full of shit, shit and more shit.
Oh Manchester is full of shit.

At Milwall away one dismal Saturday afternoon those who did not travel with the Official Travellers Club (no booze allowed) were mocking those of us who did to the same tune:-

"The Travellers is full of Coke, the Travellers is full of Coke, it's full of Coke, Coke and more Coke..." etc

Obviously they meant the rival beverage to Pepsi as opposed to the Columbian nose lubricant.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Desontheholte on September 08, 2013, 09:26:46 PM
oxford away 93. no hair the goalies got no hair! And then the bald steward got it aswell!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: cheltenhamlion on September 09, 2013, 07:10:49 PM
That Oxford game was funny. The goalie was called Paul Kee.

I don't recall the stewards name.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: the-farmer on November 09, 2013, 09:59:20 PM
I recall during the early 80's at the back of the Holte End opposition scarfs would be tied up to the roof beams and set alight and as they burnt the crowd would be singing "Burn burn burn the bastard, burn burn burn the bastard" to the tune of What shall we do with a drunken sailor.

Knees up mother brown was another favourite

The Left Side ....... The Right Side

I remember the burning of a Liverpool scarf I think about Jan 84, we went 1-0 up but lost 3-1
I think Rush got a hat trick & it was live on tv. Also remember this that night.

In the Liverpool slums, in the Liverpool slums,
They look in the dustbin for something to eat
They find a dead dog & they think it's a treat
In the Liverpool slums
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on November 10, 2013, 02:02:12 PM
The "Drunken Sailor" used to get an airing when we played Bristol City and Norman Hunter played for them.

"What shall we do with Norman Hunter Ear-ly in the morning - Burn, Burn, Burn, the Bastard"

Harsh but fun ;-)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: BegbieAV on November 10, 2013, 08:57:35 PM
Might have been done before, but I loved singing this to the away fans.

It's a long way to Witton station,
It's a long way to go.


Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dcdavecollett on December 12, 2013, 02:25:11 PM
How about:

Bertie Mee to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?
Shanks said, "No,
I don't think so,
but I've heard of the Villa's Chico!"
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: cheltenhamlion on December 12, 2013, 06:20:39 PM
Two very random songs sung to players by an away contingent that to a man was almost incapably pissed.

Peterborough in the League Cup. We won the first leg by six so it was something of a dead rubber.

Na, na
Na, na
Na, na
Wahey, Gareth Southgate

To some bollocks by Bananarama

And

Mark Bosnich,
Superstar,
In between the posts,
And underneath the bar

To Jesus Christ Superstar

Not great songs but hilarious after getting on the piss all the way there.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: class_of_82 on December 12, 2013, 06:36:30 PM
"On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me jimmy rimmer as a goalie"  started off on a gold liner coach to Ipswich away in 80/81.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on December 12, 2013, 11:32:58 PM
"On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me jimmy rimmer as a goalie"  started off on a gold liner coach to Ipswich away in 80/81.

I remember us singing that up the Holte against Coventry one Boxing Day in the late 70s.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Smirker on May 14, 2014, 10:42:38 PM
Just thought of this little ditty.

Claret and blue
Claret and blue
Champions of Europe
In '82

To the tune of All The Young Dudes by Bowie.

Thoughts?

This is one I just thought up btw, we need a chants thread.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Smirker on May 14, 2014, 10:59:00 PM
I am working on another, to the tune of Iron Man by Black Sabbath.

Have you lost your mind?
Can you see or are you blind?
If it's three or four
Aston Villa's gonna score

We are the Holte End
He-ar the Holte End roar
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: OzVilla on May 15, 2014, 02:17:17 AM
"On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me jimmy rimmer as a goalie"  started off on a gold liner coach to Ipswich away in 80/81.

I remember us singing that up the Holte against Coventry one Boxing Day in the late 70s.

Boxing Day 1977, 1-1 I believe.  My first match.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: OzVilla on May 15, 2014, 02:20:47 AM
Ken McNaught,
Ken McNaught,
The doziest fucker you bought,
For 10,000 grand you could have had a new stand,
But instead you bought Ken McNaught.

Sang to the Olbiyun fans after he left us to join them.  A little harsh considering............
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: papa lazarou on May 15, 2014, 11:40:56 AM
Where do you go to Stan Cullis
When you're alone with big Fred
Does he hit you with a big hatchet
Over your shiny bald head
And down your back, and up your crack

For a short time in the late 60s I remember this or something very similar.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: class-of-82 on May 15, 2014, 05:44:50 PM
Always loved the "when your smiling when your smiling the whole world smiles with you" from the 70s that should still be our song remember about 20,000 singing it at St. Andrews in our first game against em in the mid 70s pure magic
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Vancouver on May 15, 2014, 07:13:30 PM
I thought of one which would have been great last weekend...to the tune of...I don't know it but the one from the Cardiff fans of 'don't sack Mackay'.

Fuck off Lerner, and Paul Faulkner
take that Lambert with you too
If we sack all 3, how happy we would be
coz we are villa through and through
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Smirker on May 27, 2014, 03:50:37 AM
Always loved the "when your smiling when your smiling the whole world smiles with you" from the 70s that should still be our song remember about 20,000 singing it at St. Andrews in our first game against em in the mid 70s pure magic

Like it.

First 8 lines of this -


Over and over again.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on August 29, 2014, 08:20:43 PM
A song to the tune of

Bye Bye Blackbird.

It ended with

Wont somebody wait for me ?
Whats his name ?
Docherty !!!

Instead of Docherty !!! It may have been Chatterly !!!

Any of the Old Guard on here remember that one ?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave shelley on August 29, 2014, 08:21:26 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on August 29, 2014, 09:05:26 PM
Yes.

Do you recall the full lyrics ?

There must have been more to it than i remember ?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave shelley on August 29, 2014, 09:13:46 PM
As I remember it, it was just the lyrics to Bye Bye Blackbird until you got to the line:

Where somebody waits for me
What's his name...Docherty...Docherty...Docherty ad nauseum.

Pretty simple really.

Anyone remember, When the red, red, Robin comes bob,bob,bobbin along
Shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard.

Infantile, but that's what it was like in them there olden times.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on August 29, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
A song to the tune of

Bye Bye Blackbird.

It ended with

Wont somebody wait for me ?
Whats his name ?
Docherty !!!

Instead of Docherty !!! It may have been Chatterly !!!

Any of the Old Guard on here remember that one ?

O yes!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on August 29, 2014, 09:22:55 PM
As I remember it, it was just the lyrics to Bye Bye Blackbird until you got to the line:

Where somebody waits for me
What's his name...Docherty...Docherty...Docherty ad nauseum.

Pretty simple really.

Anyone remember, When the red, red, Robin comes bob,bob,bobbin along
Shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard.

Infantile, but that's what it was like in them there olden times.

Enjoyed this one too ds...Goodbye Horse?

What was that about?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave shelley on August 29, 2014, 09:28:35 PM
You'll have to jog my memory on that one Frank.  Doesn't leap out at me.  I don't know if it was the same with you but, we used to make up our own little "ditties" and sing them amongst ourselves.  Some caught on others didn't.  I still find some of them running through my head even now.  Great innit?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on August 29, 2014, 09:29:16 PM
As I remember it, it was just the lyrics to Bye Bye Blackbird until you got to the line:

Where somebody waits for me
What's his name...Docherty...Docherty...Docherty ad nauseum.

Pretty simple really.

Anyone remember, When the red, red, Robin comes bob,bob,bobbin along
Shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard.

Infantile, but that's what it was like in them there olden times.

Thank you.

I can hear that Red Red Robin chant like it was yesterday.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on August 29, 2014, 09:41:22 PM
to the tune of Bless 'em all:

Goodbye 'orse, goodbye 'orse,
'e was saying goodbye to 'is 'orse
And as 'e was saying goodbye to 'is 'orse 'e was saying goodbye to 'is 'orse

and so on...

bonkers, but we always sang it... a couple of our number started singing it at West Ham a few seasons ago. I had completely forgotten it.

Also remember us chanting "Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh"!
And of course "The Left Side"/"The Right Side" against each other.
Fun times! (???)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave shelley on August 29, 2014, 09:46:40 PM
Now I remember it Frank', how could I forget? I sang it often enough.  Remember the left/right side surely enough.  It got changed to the Holte End/Witton End from time to time too.  Some happy days those.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on August 29, 2014, 10:09:45 PM
The Holte End Barbara song...?
Can't remember the beginning but it used to end
"Come on Barbara, Come on Barbara get your knickers down/off

O my wot a rotten song, wot a rotten song, wot a rotten song
O my wot a rotten song
Wot a rotten singer too...ooooooooooooo"

O the fun we had!

At 13 years of age I thought it made me one of the Holte End hardcore!!!   
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave shelley on August 29, 2014, 10:15:21 PM
That was sang to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown wasn't it? That was a popular favourite.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on August 29, 2014, 10:34:33 PM
to the tune of Bless 'em all:

Goodbye 'orse, goodbye 'orse,
'e was saying goodbye to 'is 'orse
And as 'e was saying goodbye to 'is 'orse 'e was saying goodbye to 'is 'orse

and so on...

bonkers, but we always sang it... a couple of our number started singing it at West Ham a few seasons ago. I had completely forgotten it.

Also remember us chanting "Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh"!
And of course "The Left Side"/"The Right Side" against each other.
Fun times! (???)

Another version.

***k em all
***k em all
***k em all

Arsenal, Tottenham, Millwall

We are The Villa, and we are the best

We are The Villa, so ***k all the rest

Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: adrenachrome on September 03, 2014, 05:47:58 PM
As I remember it, it was just the lyrics to Bye Bye Blackbird until you got to the line:

Where somebody waits for me
What's his name...Docherty...Docherty...Docherty ad nauseum.

Pretty simple really.

Anyone remember, When the red, red, Robin comes bob,bob,bobbin along
Shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard.

Infantile, but that's what it was like in them there olden times.

Thank you.

I can hear that Red Red Robin chant like it was yesterday.

I remember it as
When Trevor Hockey .....
Shoot the c*** shoot the bastard shoot the c***
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: class-of-82 on September 03, 2014, 05:54:00 PM
The Barbara song
Alway stood by big group of guys middle of Holte in the 70s who did the knees up mother brown which ended with "come on Barbara come on Barbara get your knickers off"
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on September 04, 2014, 09:18:47 AM
To the tune of "What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor" - late 70's at Bristol City

"What shall we do with Norman Hunter
What shall we do with Norman Hunter
What shall we do with Norman Hunter
Earrrrrlie in the morning....?

Burn, burn, burn the batstad
Burn, burn, burn the bastard
Burn, burn, burn the batsard
Earrrrrlie in the morining"

harsh but fair
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Bigfisha on September 22, 2014, 09:00:35 PM
"Sign on, sign on..." in response to Liverpool's "Walk On"

"You must be f**king mad Saunders, Saunders"  to Ron when he left for Small Heath

"There's a circus in the town, in the town
Ron Saunders is a clown
And No-el Blake he is a f**king thief
And Birmingham are going down"

"Not one, not two not three not four Deano comes and he wanna score more..." Banana Boat Song for Dean Saunders

"Bring on the Celtic or the Rangers
Bring on United by the score,
Barcelona or Madrid, City are a load of sh*t and they won't beat the Villa anymore"

"Bring on the champions (champions of Europe)" before every game in the 80's
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Bigfisha on September 22, 2014, 09:15:38 PM
"Always look on the bright side of life..." sung at most of the away games in the season we got relegated. And especially at the final game of that season when the travelling Villa supporters sang it repeatedly throughout the match along with "lets all have a disco"  as if we were winning instead of being relegated. And just remind me who we were playing that day? 
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: E I Adio on September 23, 2014, 12:20:47 AM
In the mid '60's about the time the Stones had their hit "Get off of my Cloud" a group of us would sing/shout repeatedly "HEY! YOU! get off of McLeod" every time Johnny McLeod was fouled.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Bigfisha on September 23, 2014, 06:48:44 AM
There's only one united and that's a chocolate biscuit
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: SirSteveUK on September 23, 2014, 04:28:37 PM
Here I am, sorry I'm late.

One day as I walked up the steps of the Holte End
As I walked up to the Holte End one day,
I spied a poor Blues fan all cut up in ribbons
All cut up in ribbons and shit on they say.

I said to that Blues fan what have they done to you
And why have they treated you in such a way
He said all I did sir was come up the Holte End
And say Aston Villa were old men at play

The Holte End dain't like it, they rose up to fight it
They kicked him in the bollocks, they kicked him in the head
And now that poor Blues fan is pushing up daisies
He's pushing up daisies he's so fucking dead.

Now let that be a lesson to all of you Blues fans
Who come up the Holte End to sing and to fray
If you say one word against our Aston Villa
Then they'll be the last words that you ever say.

Marvellous - - to "Streets of Laredo" IIRC
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: FrankyH on October 05, 2014, 05:15:05 PM
Does anyone remember (early 80's) visiting teams other than Liverpool singing "you'll never walk alone" with scarves held aloft.I seem to remember Villa singing it as well.

I also remember Man City, I think ? holding up the two page spread in the programme about their team instead of a scarf, whilst singing it.
Can anyone confirm this , or was it a dream !
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on October 05, 2014, 08:31:14 PM
Does anyone remember (early 80's) visiting teams other than Liverpool singing "you'll never walk alone" with scarves held aloft.I seem to remember Villa singing it as well.

I also remember Man City, I think ? holding up the two page spread in the programme about their team instead of a scarf, whilst singing it.
Can anyone confirm this , or was it a dream !

I remember that strange staccato version we sang

"Walk on > clap clap > Walk on > clap clap > with hope - in yer earts > clap clap > and you'll ne - ever walk alone > clap clap" etc
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Damo70 on October 08, 2014, 07:13:14 PM
I think I have a vague memory of us singing You'll Never Walk Alone after the final whistle in Rotterdam.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 08, 2014, 07:18:49 PM
We definitely used to sing YNWA. Gets a bit of a mention in this thread.

http://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?topic=52268.90
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: class-of-82 on October 09, 2014, 07:10:40 PM
After we beat the arse at vp in the f.a. Cup replay in 74 I think after "6ft-2 eyes of blue  Sammy morgans after you"  battered the arse into the ground we diid a walk on on the Holte at it seemed the whole ground was doing it better and louder than any you had heard from the Kop.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on October 09, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Here I am, sorry I'm late.

One day as I walked up the steps of the Holte End
As I walked up to the Holte End one day,
I spied a poor Blues fan all cut up in ribbons
All cut up in ribbons and shit on they say.

I said to that Blues fan what have they done to you
And why have they treated you in such a way
He said all I did sir was come up the Holte End
And say Aston Villa were old men at play

The Holte End dain't like it, they rose up to fight it
They kicked him in the bollocks, they kicked him in the head
And now that poor Blues fan is pushing up daisies
He's pushing up daisies he's so fucking dead.

Now let that be a lesson to all of you Blues fans
Who come up the Holte End to sing and to fray
If you say one word against our Aston Villa
Then they'll be the last words that you ever say.

Marvellous - - to "Streets of Laredo" IIRC
Seem to have a memory of this...they don't write 'em like it anymore!
May not have known every word, and in such cases you make up your own don't you?
But definitely remember most of it.

UTV!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: SirSteveUK on October 10, 2014, 08:46:27 PM
That was sang to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown wasn't it? That was a popular favourite.
If you men "What a rotten song..." - it had it's own tune IIRC
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: adrenachrome on October 11, 2014, 02:58:31 AM
Does anyone remember (early 80's) visiting teams other than Liverpool singing "you'll never walk alone" with scarves held aloft.I seem to remember Villa singing it as well.

I also remember Man City, I think ? holding up the two page spread in the programme about their team instead of a scarf, whilst singing it.
Can anyone confirm this , or was it a dream !

You are not dreaming. In the late 60's early 70's most sets of fans sung the song and did the scarves above head thing.

It was quite impressive when an away team brought a big contingent to the Wittton End. Derby, when they were going up as champions of Division Two springs to mind. Also Newcastle and Sunderland. 
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on October 11, 2014, 05:20:42 PM
When I was 10-12 we used to stand on the Witton End. The most spectacular version of YNWA I saw on the Holte was after a 5-0 thumping of Oldham in 1975 when we were on an unstoppable roll towards Division 1.

As somebody else commented above, we also sung it in Rotterdam (after the final whistle IIRC)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on October 25, 2014, 11:43:29 AM
Not trawled the whole 14 pages so apologies if this one's been mentioned already.
When the red, red robin comes bob, bob bobbin' along
Shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard.

I remember singing this in the early seventies. Why or where it started I don't know.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Damo70 on October 25, 2014, 11:00:58 PM
Not trawled the whole 14 pages so apologies if this one's been mentioned already.
When the red, red robin comes bob, bob bobbin' along
Shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard.

I remember singing this in the early seventies. Why or where it started I don't know.


I seem to recall that was the song played over the tannoy that Charlton ran out to on Easter Monday 1987 when they pretty much relegated us.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on October 26, 2014, 09:03:04 AM
City rule
Do they f***
All they do is bum and suck
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on October 29, 2014, 12:41:24 PM
Not trawled the whole 14 pages so apologies if this one's been mentioned already.
When the red, red robin comes bob, bob bobbin' along
Shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard.

I remember singing this in the early seventies. Why or where it started I don't know.

Remember a version that went "red and white Robin" being sung at Old Trafford, Bristol City, Stoke etc around '76/'77 then faded away
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on October 30, 2014, 09:50:55 AM
Sung on occasion during a lot of our dark seasons and should be revived............

Let's pretend
Let's pretend
Let's pretend we've scored a goal.

Followed by wild cheering, jumping about and hugging each other.
Last time I heard it was during McLeish's reign when the Brigada lads did it a couple of times.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on October 31, 2014, 07:26:44 PM
Sung on occasion during a lot of our dark seasons and should be revived............

Let's pretend
Let's pretend
Let's pretend we've scored a goal.

Followed by wild cheering, jumping about and hugging each other.
Last time I heard it was during McLeish's reign when the Brigada lads did it a couple of times.

The example during 0-3 at Anfield when the scousers were utterly bemused was terrific when it was done for the fourth time followed by "three nil and you f***ed it up!"
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on October 31, 2014, 08:07:45 PM
At spuds, last game last season...our self-deprecation was beyond belief...including our references to a very visible Jesus figure!
They just couldn't handle it...I was very close to their "fans" and they still did the wanky gesture and aggressive grimaces, while we smiled back at them and waved in a very friendly, "we're-all-mates-enjoying-a-football-match-aren't-we?" kinda way.
To observe thousands of totally bemused cockney wan*ers was a joy to behold!

UTV! 
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rico on December 02, 2014, 10:29:21 PM
Don't know if this one has been mentioned.  An old Holte End regular of the 80s:

Villa score, Villa Score,
Once you get one you'll get more,
We'll sing your assembly,
When we get to Wembley,
So score, Villa score.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: BegbieAV on December 09, 2014, 09:40:23 PM
You'll never take the Holte end, you'll never take the Holte end!!!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on December 10, 2014, 08:21:29 AM
You'll never take the Holte end, you'll never take the Holte end!!!


Unless there's a sponsorship contract...
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on December 10, 2014, 11:57:05 PM
You'll never take the Holte end, you'll never take the Holte end!!!


Unless there's a sponsorship contract...

Or loads of Rangers fans.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: steamer on December 12, 2014, 08:29:49 PM
True, but  try it if the Holte end had imagined that an assault was planned or that more than a few hundred had been in place.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: FrankyH on December 12, 2014, 10:26:02 PM
When I was 10-12 we used to stand on the Witton End. The most spectacular version of YNWA I saw on the Holte was after a 5-0 thumping of Oldham in 1975 when we were on an unstoppable roll towards Division 1.

As somebody else commented above, we also sung it in Rotterdam (after the final whistle IIRC)

Ian St John was sat behind me at Rotterdam in DD section.I remember thinking he was was really grey haired, he looked like an advert for just for men on "On the Ball"
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 02, 2015, 11:24:13 PM
Bertie Mee says to Bill Shankly,
" Have you heard of the North Bank rivalry " ?
Shanks says " No, I dont think so,
but ive heard of The Villa aggro "

Na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
Heard of The Villa aggro
 
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 02, 2015, 11:32:52 PM
Instead of Lambert Mee,

It should read Bertie Mee.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 02, 2015, 11:34:03 PM
Or even

Bertie
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 02, 2015, 11:34:35 PM
b e r t i e
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 02, 2015, 11:36:34 PM
b e r t i e

Thats the one.

B e r t i e Mee says to Bill Shankly,
etc etc etc
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 02, 2015, 11:41:46 PM
Why,

When i try to spell Bertie

Does it spell Lambert ?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Ger Regan on January 03, 2015, 04:03:05 AM
Christ almighty.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 03, 2015, 04:19:15 PM
It's good.............but it's not quite right.

#creationistmumbojumbo

Anyone got a more pluasible answer ?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 03, 2015, 04:58:55 PM
Word filter.

A song I remembered last night. Think it was to the tune of a Madness sing, and them team name changed to who we were playing.

West Brom sing, we don't know why
Cos after the match, they're gonna die


Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Damo70 on January 03, 2015, 05:02:24 PM
Word filter.

A song I remembered last night. Think it was to the tune of a Madness sing, and them team name changed to who we were playing.

West Brom sing, we don't know why
Cos after the match, they're gonna die

Classic from the early eighties terraces. I'm not sure it was based on a Madness song though.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Nev on January 03, 2015, 05:14:16 PM
Word filter.

A song I remembered last night. Think it was to the tune of a Madness sing, and them team name changed to who we were playing.

West Brom sing, we don't know why
Cos after the match, they're gonna die

Classic from the early eighties terraces. I'm not sure it was based on a Madness song though.

It was Tom Hark by the Pirhanas, featuring "boring" Bob Grover, which in itself was a cover. They also had a hit with Zambezi.

Alright pop pickers? Not 'alf etc etc.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: PeterWithesShin on January 03, 2015, 05:16:20 PM
That's the one, thanks Nev, it was starting to do my fruit in not remembering the song!

Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Damo70 on January 03, 2015, 05:20:28 PM
Word filter.

A song I remembered last night. Think it was to the tune of a Madness sing, and them team name changed to who we were playing.

West Brom sing, we don't know why
Cos after the match, they're gonna die

Classic from the early eighties terraces. I'm not sure it was based on a Madness song though.

It was Tom Hark by the Pirhanas, featuring "boring" Bob Grover, which in itself was a cover. They also had a hit with Zambezi.

Alright pop pickers? Not 'alf etc etc.

I thought it was Zambezi! Boring Bob Grover on trumpet wasn't it? Also the signatory theme/jingle to legendary early eighties West Midlands pirate radio station 'Radio Turbo'. Broadcasting only over CB Radio and only on Saturday afternoons* when both pirate DJs were off school. Chris Steggles and what was the other DJ called?

*Sort of like the Bedders chip shop of the airwaves.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 03, 2015, 05:22:07 PM
City boys make more
Word filter.

A song I remembered last night. Think it was to the tune of a Madness sing, and them team name changed to who we were playing.

West Brom sing, we don't know why
Cos after the match, they're gonna die




A word filter ? Thanks for the explanation but i dont see whats wrong with the word  B e r t i e ?

Anyway. Never mind. Heres another......

City boys make more noise,
When they play with Tonka toys,
Na na na na na na na na na.

The great thing about this song was the word " City " could be replaced by numerous others.

United, cockney, scouser, albion, etc, etc. You get the picture.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Damo70 on January 03, 2015, 05:29:33 PM
Word filter.

A song I remembered last night. Think it was to the tune of a Madness sing, and them team name changed to who we were playing.

West Brom sing, we don't know why
Cos after the match, they're gonna die

Classic from the early eighties terraces. I'm not sure it was based on a Madness song though.

It was Tom Hark by the Pirhanas, featuring "boring" Bob Grover, which in itself was a cover. They also had a hit with Zambezi.

Alright pop pickers? Not 'alf etc etc.

I thought it was Zambezi! Boring Bob Grover on trumpet wasn't it? Also the signatory theme/jingle to legendary early eighties West Midlands pirate radio station 'Radio Turbo'. Broadcasting only over CB Radio and only on Saturday afternoons* when both pirate DJs were off school. Chris Steggles and what was the other DJ called?

*Sort of like the Bedders chip shop of the airwaves.

Sorry, just reread your post. It was Tom Hark not Zambezi, although both by The Piranhas and Boring Bob Grover featured on Zambezi too. Having outed myself as legendary teenage CB pirate radio DJ Chris Steggles remind me of your alias in the operation. Gerry something or other rings a bell.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on January 06, 2015, 06:06:12 PM
Lambert Mee says to Bill Shankly,
" Have you heard of the North Bank rivalry " ?
Shanks says " No, I dont think so,
but ive heard of The Villa aggro "

Na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
Heard of The Villa aggro
Wasn't it " North Bank Highbury " ?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 06, 2015, 06:24:36 PM
Lambert Mee says to Bill Shankly,
" Have you heard of the North Bank rivalry " ?
Shanks says " No, I dont think so,
but ive heard of The Villa aggro "

Na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
Heard of The Villa aggro
Wasn't it " North Bank Highbury " ?

Probably. Makes more sense ?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Nev on January 06, 2015, 07:32:09 PM
Word filter.

A song I remembered last night. Think it was to the tune of a Madness sing, and them team name changed to who we were playing.

West Brom sing, we don't know why
Cos after the match, they're gonna die

Classic from the early eighties terraces. I'm not sure it was based on a Madness song though.

It was Tom Hark by the Pirhanas, featuring "boring" Bob Grover, which in itself was a cover. They also had a hit with Zambezi.

Alright pop pickers? Not 'alf etc etc.

I thought it was Zambezi! Boring Bob Grover on trumpet wasn't it? Also the signatory theme/jingle to legendary early eighties West Midlands pirate radio station 'Radio Turbo'. Broadcasting only over CB Radio and only on Saturday afternoons* when both pirate DJs were off school. Chris Steggles and what was the other DJ called?

*Sort of like the Bedders chip shop of the airwaves.

Sorry, just reread your post. It was Tom Hark not Zambezi, although both by The Piranhas and Boring Bob Grover featured on Zambezi too. Having outed myself as legendary teenage CB pirate radio DJ Chris Steggles remind me of your alias in the operation. Gerry something or other rings a bell.

Just watched TOTP: The Story Of 1980 and there is a great bit about the Piranhas.

Oh, and it was Ian Wilson.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on January 06, 2015, 09:25:29 PM
Lambert Mee says to Bill Shankly,
" Have you heard of the North Bank rivalry " ?
Shanks says " No, I dont think so,
but ive heard of The Villa aggro "

Na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
Heard of The Villa aggro
Wasn't it " North Bank Highbury " ?

Do you recall the lyrics to any other vintage songs ?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Damo70 on January 07, 2015, 09:04:27 AM
Lambert Mee says to Bill Shankly,
" Have you heard of the North Bank rivalry " ?
Shanks says " No, I dont think so,
but ive heard of The Villa aggro "

Na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
Heard of The Villa aggro
Wasn't it " North Bank Highbury " ?

Do you recall the lyrics to any other vintage songs ?

I know a vintage car song

Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh You Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We Love You
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: b23 on March 24, 2015, 08:43:15 PM
Was there a song to the tune of the Liver Birds ?



" Villa fans will come and get you and we'll break your effing neck "
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 30, 2015, 03:45:39 PM
If you're standing on the corner
With a Blues scarf round your neck
Villa boys will come and get yer
And we'll break your f**king neck
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on April 23, 2015, 12:39:30 PM
If you're standing on the corner
With a Blues scarf round your neck
Villa boys will come and get yer
And we'll break your f**king neck

Oh the cheerful banter of yesteryear! ;-)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on April 23, 2015, 12:42:15 PM
There was one about Wolves - only bit I remember is "if you see a bas##d in a yella and black 'at" or similar?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: wittonwarrior on May 09, 2015, 12:04:30 AM
pass the ball back pass the ball back pass the ball back wanderers /everton

Sammy Sammy Chung and his Chinese takeaway

Willie Willie Bell and his homosexuals

Cannery killer Aston Villa/Wembley Wembley 75 Wembley 75

I'll walk a mile and a bit to put your face in the shit oh Trevor Francis
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: in exile on May 11, 2015, 01:05:21 PM
"Come On You Lions...."
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: castlefields_villan on May 11, 2015, 02:57:07 PM
Amongst others.............."seats aggro, seats aggro - hello - hello -  seats aggro etc..

Blues away - 77-78 season  (those of us in one side of the Tilton) to the tune of let's alldo the konga
"Francis wants a transfer,  Francis wants a transfer - la la la
no prizes for guessing the remembering response from other Villa supporters
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: wittonwarrior on May 12, 2015, 06:15:28 PM
come down any old  time down to Villa Park
the board of directors will show you around
In Aston they're saying we're Wembley bound
Steeped in tradition are we
We've won the cup 7 times
So sing up the terrace, sing up on the stands sing up for Villa up

We're the Villa We're the Villa we are the Champions
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave shelley on May 12, 2015, 07:14:36 PM
I don't know if it was just me and a couple of mates used to sing this, never heard anyone else do it:

Jingle Bells, Astle smells,
Don Howe's got no hair,
Bobby Hope is a dope,
And we don't fucking care.

Infantile!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on May 12, 2015, 07:27:40 PM
Blues away - 77-78 season  (those of us in one side of the Tilton) to the tune of let's alldo the konga
"Francis wants a transfer,  Francis wants a transfer - la la la
no prizes for guessing the remembering response from other Villa supporters

"We don't f*****g blame him.."
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: nodge on May 12, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
One usually saved for victorious cup finals..

We'll be running 'round the Bullring with the Cup (pissed up!)
We'll be running 'round the Bullring with the Cup (pissed up!)
We'll be running 'round the Bullring,
running 'round the Bullring,
running 'round the Bullring with the Cup (pissed up!)

Bump
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: castlefields_villan on May 13, 2015, 03:13:35 PM
Both from 1977

Anyone remember on beating Albion 4-0 in what I think was the last home game of the season (certainly a night game)

"Albion" (Very high pitched child sounding voice)
"VILLA"  (Very deep, deep loud voice)

Repeated

Also from early 1977-78 another night game - when Wolves repeatly passed the ball back (in the days when the goalie could pick it up from a back pass)

"Pass the ball back, pass the ball back, pass the ball back Wanderers"

Cue - a goal kick to them at the Holte End -Goalkeeper (I think Phil Parks - not the one who played for Walsall and QPR) at the last second decides to play it short to Colin Brazier just on the edge of the "D" - goalkeeper's momentum kept him going and under pressure from a Villa forward (possibly Andy Gray or Brian Little ?) Brazier passes it back over the goalie's head for one of the best own goals Villa Park has ever seen.

VERY LOUD rendition of "PASS THE BALL BACK WANDERERS"  I thought the roof was going to come off !
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: peter75 on May 14, 2015, 05:28:24 PM
Someone mentioned Brian the Wonder Boy, was that a song too was it?
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 14, 2015, 05:30:44 PM
Both from 1977

Anyone remember on beating Albion 4-0 in what I think was the last home game of the season (certainly a night game)

"Albion" (Very high pitched child sounding voice)
"VILLA"  (Very deep, deep loud voice)

Repeated

Also from early 1977-78 another night game - when Wolves repeatly passed the ball back (in the days when the goalie could pick it up from a back pass)

"Pass the ball back, pass the ball back, pass the ball back Wanderers"

Cue - a goal kick to them at the Holte End -Goalkeeper (I think Phil Parks - not the one who played for Walsall and QPR) at the last second decides to play it short to Colin Brazier just on the edge of the "D" - goalkeeper's momentum kept him going and under pressure from a Villa forward (possibly Andy Gray or Brian Little ?) Brazier passes it back over the goalie's head for one of the best own goals Villa Park has ever seen.

VERY LOUD rendition of "PASS THE BALL BACK WANDERERS"  I thought the roof was going to come off !

i remember singing pass the ball back everton during the 1977 league cup final matches
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Villan For Life on May 14, 2015, 06:11:07 PM
I know the words are no longer valid and I hope we can reword it this month but this was always a favourite of mine:

My eyes have seen the glory of the Villa win the Cup
Seven times we've won it no-one else can catch us up
We are the boys in Claret & Blue, we are the chosen few
And the Villa go marching on
Glory, glory Aston Villa etc etc etc

The line in italics needs a rewrite!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: nodge on May 14, 2015, 09:52:02 PM
Eight times we've won it f**k the ones that catch us up.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on May 14, 2015, 11:34:57 PM
Slightly unusual re the two games above: IIRC the Albion game was a Monday night, in the days when we never played on a Monday, and the Wolves game was a Friday night, again a rarity in the 70s ( the only other Friday games I recall were the night before the cup final).

That Colin Brazier chip shot was truly something special!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 14, 2015, 11:45:58 PM
Slightly unusual re the two games above: IIRC the Albion game was a Monday night, in the days when we never played on a Monday, and the Wolves game was a Friday night, again a rarity in the 70s ( the only other Friday games I recall were the night before the cup final).

That Colin Brazier chip shot was truly something special!

We played Middlesbrough on a Friday night; I think it was something to do with the Motor Show.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 15, 2015, 04:59:48 AM
that song we shall not be moved should be reverted back to its  original lyrics
we shall not we shall not be moved
just like a team thats gonna win the F A cup
instead of
cos we're the pride of Birmingham
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: castlefields_villan on May 15, 2015, 12:23:19 PM
Slightly unusual re the two games above: IIRC the Albion game was a Monday night, in the days when we never played on a Monday, and the Wolves game was a Friday night, again a rarity in the 70s ( the only other Friday games I recall were the night before the cup final).

That Colin Brazier chip shot was truly something special!


You're right Pat - that Wolves game was a Friday - I was in a relationship with a nose at the time (obviously didn't last !) and we used to go to the sty one week (where I'd watch as a neutral) and VP the next (where she'd just come to support whoever we playing).  That weekend the baggies were at home to the rags at 3pm on the Saturday, and I'm sure our game was moved to the Friday by a police request.

Talking of classics songs  "PAT  PAT  PAT  PAT PAT MCMAHON, PAT PCMAHON,  PAT MCMAHON  (repeat)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Witton Warrior on May 15, 2015, 01:00:20 PM
that song we shall not be moved should be reverted back to its  original lyrics
we shall not we shall not be moved
just like a team thats gonna win the F A cup
instead of
cos we're the pride of Birmingham

I still sing this version!

The only addition being a shout of "AGAIN" after "gonna win the FA Cup"
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: West Derby Villan on May 15, 2015, 11:26:31 PM
Seem to remember singing always look on the bright side of life when Arsenal beat us six at Villa Park as well
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Damo70 on May 16, 2015, 10:37:09 AM
Slightly unusual re the two games above: IIRC the Albion game was a Monday night, in the days when we never played on a Monday, and the Wolves game was a Friday night, again a rarity in the 70s ( the only other Friday games I recall were the night before the cup final).

That Colin Brazier chip shot was truly something special!

We played Middlesbrough on a Friday night; I think it was something to do with the Motor Show.


Wasn't the Swansea game, last league game of the '81/'82 season on a Friday night? I'm guessing just to give us a little bit of extra time to rest and prepare before the final.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: Pat McMahon on May 16, 2015, 11:22:05 PM
Slightly unusual re the two games above: IIRC the Albion game was a Monday night, in the days when we never played on a Monday, and the Wolves game was a Friday night, again a rarity in the 70s ( the only other Friday games I recall were the night before the cup final).

That Colin Brazier chip shot was truly something special!

We played Middlesbrough on a Friday night; I think it was something to do with the Motor Show.


Wasn't the Swansea game, last league game of the '81/'82 season on a Friday night? I'm guessing just to give us a little bit of extra time to rest and prepare before the final.

Damo, you are right it was a Friday, in front of a poor crowd ( circa 23k IIRC). It was one of a few Friday eve-of-cup-final games I can remember, the others including QPR in 1976, Albion around 1979 and then Swansea. I don't recall any of these games being on a night with a full league programme, so no idea why we were playing, unless the league had an agreement that the FA cup final was the last game of the domestic season.
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: wittonwarrior on May 23, 2015, 08:27:37 PM
Villa boys, Villa boys laced up boots and cordoroys
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 24, 2015, 01:58:17 AM
villa boys villa boy
Villa boys, Villa boys laced up boots and cordoroys
s
Villa boys, Villa boys laced up boots and cordoroys

villa boys villa boys
they called us the holte end boot boys          (sham 69)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: villan from luton on May 24, 2015, 02:31:43 AM
Slightly unusual re the two games above: IIRC the Albion game was a Monday night, in the days when we never played on a Monday, and the Wolves game was a Friday night, again a rarity in the 70s ( the only other Friday games I recall were the night before the cup final).

That Colin Brazier chip shot was truly something special!


You're right Pat - that Wolves game was a Friday - I was in a relationship with a nose at the time (obviously didn't last !) and we used to go to the sty one week (where I'd watch as a neutral) and VP the next (where she'd just come to support whoever we playing).  That weekend the baggies were at home to the rags at 3pm on the Saturday, and I'm sure our game was moved to the Friday by a police request.

Talking of classics songs  "PAT  PAT  PAT  PAT PAT MCMAHON, PAT PCMAHON,  PAT MCMAHON  (repeat)

You would go as a neutral to the Sty, you must have fecking loved her lol
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: anton hillman on May 15, 2016, 07:38:28 PM
'We'll tiptoe through the Tilton with a razor and a sawn off shotgun we'll tiptoe through the Tilton today...' (circa 1968 to the tune of Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" )
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 16, 2016, 01:49:22 PM
if i had the wings of a sparrow , and i had the arse of a crow
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: dave shelley on May 16, 2016, 04:00:49 PM
if i had the wings of a sparrow , and i had the arse of a crow

Check my contribution on page 10 Conman.  Beat you to it.  ;)
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 17, 2016, 03:38:56 AM
if i had the wings of a sparrow , and i had the arse of a crow

Check my contribution on page 10 Conman.  Beat you to it.  ;)
ok , what about this one then OCKEY OCKEY OCKEY
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 17, 2016, 04:02:38 AM
Chrissy Price, Chrissy Price, Chrissy Chrissy Price.
He's got no hair but we don't care
Chrissy Chrissy Price


And shouting 'sumo' to Jan Molby
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: WarszaVillan on May 17, 2016, 08:11:51 AM
The Chrissy Price song was first sung to Stevie Hunt as I remember
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 17, 2016, 02:32:59 PM
Chrissy Price, Chrissy Price, Chrissy Chrissy Price.
He's got no hair but we don't care
Chrissy Chrissy Price


And shouting 'sumo' to Jan Molby

what about shouting Tina to peter shilton
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: castlefields_villan on May 17, 2016, 04:43:01 PM
Chrissy Price, Chrissy Price, Chrissy Chrissy Price.
He's got no hair but we don't care
Chrissy Chrissy Price


And shouting 'sumo' to Jan Molby

what about shouting Tina to peter shilton

in the car, in the car, in the car
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: wittonwarrior on May 17, 2016, 06:13:11 PM
Willie  Willie Bell and his homosexuals

Sammy Sammy Chung  and his Chinese Takeaway

Over there, over there and do they smell, like fuckin hell.

Your Never Walk Alone
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 18, 2016, 04:19:49 AM
freddie goodwin had a farm
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: somec on May 18, 2016, 05:18:29 PM
Chrissy Price, Chrissy Price, Chrissy Chrissy Price.
He's got no hair but we don't care
Chrissy Chrissy Price




I always thought it was,

We don't care if he's got no hair, Chrissy, Chrissy Price  (Repeat)

Have I been remembering it wrong all these years?!
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: wittonwarrior on May 18, 2016, 07:29:19 PM
Where's your wife gone Stanley Bowles? With the milkman with the milkman Stanley Bowles.

When Chris  goes up to get the league cup we're  be there.

He's up he's down he's in the Rose and Crown Barry Hole, Barry Hole.

5 Ken McNaughts.

E I addio we won the cup
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 19, 2016, 01:51:42 PM
Where's your wife gone Stanley Bowles? With the milkman with the milkman Stanley Bowles.

When Chris  goes up to get the league cup we're  be there.

He's up he's down he's in the Rose and Crown Barry Hole, Barry Hole.


He shot he missed
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 19, 2016, 01:53:32 PM
walk on , slow at first then fast with with 2 or 3 claps between every 2 or 3 words
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: castlefields_villan on May 19, 2016, 03:08:36 PM
walk on , slow at first then fast with with 2 or 3 claps between every 2 or 3 words

I'm sure we started off with 3 claps between every 2 or 3 words but after a couple of years we cut it down to just 2 claps !
Title: Re: Vintage Songs
Post by: conman on May 20, 2016, 03:24:34 PM
walk on , slow at first then fast with with 2 or 3 claps between every 2 or 3 words

I'm sure we started off with 3 claps between every 2 or 3 words but after a couple of years we cut it down to just 2 claps !
Thats what i said
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