Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: dave.woodhall on November 09, 2012, 02:04:22 PM
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Usual prices, usual outlets. All your party favourites will be inside.
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Come and say hello and buy a copy from yours truly. I've got a stinking cold I'd like to pass on and you can have a laugh at my feeble excuse for a moustache. Plus any small donations towards Movember would be very much appreciated. Across the road from the Trinity Road Gates under the tree.
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Is there a list of sellers and locations please ?
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Is there a list of sellers and locations please ?
Fuck me Dave the HMRC are after you!
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Legion, how can I resist when you put it so nicely.
Is there someone closer I can buy from who isn't going to give me a cold near the Doug Ellis?
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Legion, how can I resist when you put it so nicely.
Is there someone closer I can buy from who isn't going to give me a cold near the Doug Ellis?
No. I promise to turn my head and cover my nose.
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It's the Witton Lane, by the way.
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I aye tried this before. You could always purchase one of my prodigious writing copies in the pub afterwards....
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By the way, Dave. I have a guy lined up to buy plenty of copies if I do a who I hate piece on Stoke!
You were a little better off after Luton of course so worth contemplating.
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Matthew and silhillvilla: I will be situated opposite the church, that's all you need to know. It would be nice to meet two of my favourite posters, and I haven't got a cold.
Did I mention you're two of my favourite posters?
I meant to.
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Haha Percy, the commission must be good.
I will try and walk past your location later. I will be wearing a red carnation and holding a copy of The Telegraph under my left arm and will utter the words "is that the programme".
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You could have bought a copy off me outside the North Stand gates, but my boiler is fucked and no doubt I'll be sitting here all day waiting for someone to fix it.
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A doff of the cap to Andy Davis. Lovely piece.
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You could have bought a copy off me outside the North Stand gates, but my boiler is fucked and no doubt I'll be sitting here all day waiting for someone to fix it.
My boiler has gone out for the day, shopping with my daughter - Jnr and me will be setting off shortly !
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Come and say hello and buy a copy from yours truly. I've got a stinking cold I'd like to pass on and you can have a laugh at my feeble excuse for a moustache. Plus any small donations towards Movember would be very much appreciated. Across the road from the Trinity Road Gates under the tree.
Is it right that I have to provide your security protection on my own this week ?
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Come and say hello and buy a copy from yours truly. I've got a stinking cold I'd like to pass on and you can have a laugh at my feeble excuse for a moustache. Plus any small donations towards Movember would be very much appreciated. Across the road from the Trinity Road Gates under the tree.
Is it right that I have to provide your security protection on my own this week ?
Sadly it is. Make sure he pays you double for doing twice the work!
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If Leeg has a cold, I'd better wear a Haz-Mat suit
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Legion, how can I resist when you put it so nicely.
Is there someone closer I can buy from who isn't going to give me a cold near the Doug Ellis?
Mr Woodhall should be loitering on Witton Lane
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Legion, how can I resist when you put it so nicely.
Is there someone closer I can buy from who isn't going to give me a cold near the Doug Ellis?
Mr Woodhall should be loitering on Witton Lane
But he might try and sell you two.
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Legion, how can I resist when you put it so nicely.
Is there someone closer I can buy from who isn't going to give me a cold near the Doug Ellis?
Mr Woodhall should be loitering on Witton Lane
But he might try and sell you two.
And a copy of his latest book !!
(Although it is very good)
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Don't all H&V sellers bring a book out at some point in their careers
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Cheeky.
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I've been demoted to the North Stand gates. Away-fantastic!
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I've been demoted to the North Stand gates. Away-fantastic!
What a lovely game to be stuck there. I'm sure you'll have the time of your life and it will be great fun.
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I've been demoted to the North Stand gates. Away-fantastic!
Good luck.
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I also have to endure sitting right beside and above them in P8.
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I also have to endure sitting right beside and above them in P8.
Anyone would think you had a history of bad luck or something.
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I also have to endure sitting right beside and above them in P8.
Make sure you sneeze all over them.
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What a contemptible bunch some of their fans are. I rank them second only to the knuckledraggers. Then again, a few of ours hardly cover themselves in glory. Apparently I'm not a real Villa fan due to my association with the *expletive deleted* fanzine and disliking O'Neill as I'm a child of the 70s whatever that means. If you're reading this I think you're an utter, utter prick.
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Mr Lizz bought his/our copy from Mr Woodhall. I have no idea what it means on a psycholigical level, but I don't like to use the same cashpoint or buy the fanzine from the same seller, twice in succession.
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Someone upset you, Lee? Would I know them?
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Someone upset you, Lee? Would I know them?
No, they annoyed me. I don't get what you mean with that.
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What a contemptible bunch some of their fans are. I rank them second only to the knuckledraggers. Then again, a few of ours hardly cover themselves in glory. Apparently I'm not a real Villa fan due to my association with the *expletive deleted* fanzine and disliking O'Neill as I'm a child of the 70s whatever that means. If you're reading this I think you're an utter, utter prick.
Was it someone from here? Hope you told them to eff off.
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Well, I was kind of getting at what PWS just said.
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What a contemptible bunch some of their fans are. I rank them second only to the knuckledraggers. Then again, a few of ours hardly cover themselves in glory. Apparently I'm not a real Villa fan due to my association with the *expletive deleted* fanzine and disliking O'Neill as I'm a child of the 70s whatever that means. If you're reading this I think you're an utter, utter prick.
Was it someone from here? Hope you told them to eff off.
Don't think so. He and his partner came across as being very disgruntled previous readers of the fanzine. Not a pleasant exchange of views.
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Well, I was kind of getting at what PWS just said.
Sorry.
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What a contemptible bunch some of their fans are. I rank them second only to the knuckledraggers. Then again, a few of ours hardly cover themselves in glory. Apparently I'm not a real Villa fan due to my association with the *expletive deleted* fanzine and disliking O'Neill as I'm a child of the 70s whatever that means. If you're reading this I think you're an utter, utter prick.
Was it someone from here? Hope you told them to eff off.
Don't think so. He and his partner came across as being very disgruntled previous readers of the fanzine. Not a pleasant exchange of views.
Was this after I left you ?
I always seem to just miss the action (eg the "Holtey End" event)
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Yes. He was an obnoxious, confrontational nasty piece of work.
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First game i'm not there to be part of the bodyguard double act and you get grief. I spy an opportunity to get my wages increased!
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A doff of the cap to Andy Davis. Lovely piece.
I'll second that; a great read.
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Given that this weekend has focused the mind on the fact that Villa Fans are all born within the shadows of Villa Park or at the very worst inside the No11 route, why was my copy posted from Wales and not inner Brum? It proper confused me, I do that middle aged thing where I try and anticipate what's inside an envelope for a few moments before I open it.
Anyway it was a nice surprise and a good issue, one of the most optimistic for a couple of years.