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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on October 03, 2012, 07:04:28 PM

Title: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: Legion on October 03, 2012, 07:04:28 PM
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Post by: Witton Warrior on October 03, 2012, 07:09:00 PM: A bit stunned by it so difficult to know what to say really.

"Emily" <snigger>
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: The Man With A Stick on October 03, 2012, 07:29:59 PM: How did he stay on his feet for so long?
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: TopDeck113 on October 03, 2012, 07:35:06 PM: "What you going to spend your money on, Emily?"
"I'm going to save it just in case I ever need to pay a professional to adjust my TV aerial. You can never be too careful."
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: Chris Jameson on October 03, 2012, 07:39:36 PM: Just shown my kids the clip, thought my son was going to wet himself laughing!
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 03, 2012, 07:49:38 PM: Quote from: TopDeck113 on October 03, 2012, 07:35:06 PM
"What you going to spend your money on, Emily?"
"I'm going to save it just in case I ever need to pay a professional to adjust my TV aerial. You can never be too careful."

I laughed more than I should have done at that!
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: garyshawsknee on October 03, 2012, 09:30:24 PM: I'm amazed this hasnt seen the light of day before. Showed a good turn of pace on the obstacle course,hit his peak form aged 9.
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: eric woolban woolban on October 03, 2012, 09:58:19 PM: Well at least Jimmy Savile wasn't leading the team.
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Post by: Lizz on October 03, 2012, 10:10:07 PM: Even though it's only 3 October, doubt I'll laugh as much again this month.
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: *shellac* on October 03, 2012, 11:00:08 PM: I can't stop laughing.
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: eamonn on October 03, 2012, 11:31:40 PM: Quote from: eric woolban woolban on October 03, 2012, 09:58:19 PM
Well at least Jimmy Savile wasn't leading the team.

Horribly, I also thought similar.

Emile...always had the personality of a sack of spuds. Still, we made sure he averaged a weekly working wage of all us heroes and villains combined and he now lives in a sunny Newcastle so I guess he won in life.
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: Dave Clark Five on October 03, 2012, 11:34:23 PM: Quote from: eric woolban woolban on October 03, 2012, 09:58:19 PM
Well at least Jimmy Savile wasn't leading the team.
He was coming up behind.
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: JUAN PABLO on October 04, 2012, 01:32:55 AM: Quote from: Dave Clark Five on October 03, 2012, 11:34:23 PM
Quote from: eric woolban woolban on October 03, 2012, 09:58:19 PM
Well at least Jimmy Savile wasn't leading the team.
He was coming up behind.

Now then , now then .
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: mattjpa on October 04, 2012, 07:39:58 AM: Even early Emile knew how to pick up a big pay check for doing very little!...
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: robbo1874 on October 04, 2012, 09:05:58 AM: Always used to think that rod hull looked a bit of a nonce. Did any stories ever come out about him after he fell off the roof? I know a girl from school that was on his pink windmill show- she never said anything bad about him though.
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Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 04, 2012, 09:13:23 AM: Rod Hull? he was forever shoving his fist up a bird's arse
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: Chris Jameson on October 04, 2012, 09:41:48 AM: The only think I can contribute to the Rod Hull debate is that I know the person who conducted his postmortem. Ended Emu's career, nobody ever thinks of Emu.
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: PeterWithe on October 04, 2012, 02:30:14 PM: I went to his wedding, the service was alright but the reception was terrible.
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Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 04, 2012, 02:35:08 PM: Anyone else spot a kid in the crowd in a Benneton rugby shirt? Beautiful. I had one when I was a kid
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: Risso on October 04, 2012, 02:39:57 PM: Quote from: Chris Jameson on October 04, 2012, 09:41:48 AM
The only think I can contribute to the Rod Hull debate is that I know the person who conducted his postmortem. Ended Emu's career, nobody ever thinks of Emu.

Just think if Rod Hull had chosen a bird who could fly as his lifetime companion, he'd probably still be here now. A condor would have been ideal.
Title: Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
Post by: Chris Jameson on October 04, 2012, 02:54:25 PM: Bet Keith Harris is training Orville up right now. Or getting cable installed.
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on October 04, 2012, 03:08:20 PM: Quote from: Chris Jameson on October 04, 2012, 02:54:25 PM
Bet Keith Harris is training Orville up right now. Or getting cable installed.

"I wish I could fly way up to the roof and fix the aerial"

"You can"
"I can't"
"You can"
"I can't, I'll break my fucking neck just like the emu bloke".