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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Sexual Ealing on September 16, 2012, 01:03:41 AM

Title: Nevermind
Post by: Sexual Ealing on September 16, 2012, 01:03:41 AM
Deleted due to inanity.
Title: Re: What Is It With Us And Centre-Backs?
Post by: olaftab on September 16, 2012, 01:24:35 AM
You been on the lash tonight?
Title: Re: What Is It With Us And Centre-Backs?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on September 16, 2012, 01:29:33 AM
Oh God, I have. Should I delete it? Can I delete it?
Title: Re: What Is It With Us And Centre-Backs?
Post by: itbrvilla on September 16, 2012, 01:36:41 AM
Milan?
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: willywombat on September 16, 2012, 02:17:34 AM
Hallo hallo, what's going on here then?
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: peter w on September 16, 2012, 09:00:31 AM
This feels like me posting 4  or so years ago and then waking up the next morning reading something from me that I've have no recollection of.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: N'ZMAV on September 16, 2012, 09:05:40 AM
Whenever I've been out on the piss I always have to check my Mobile as I know I'll have done something stupid.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: damon loves JT on September 16, 2012, 09:09:42 AM
Here we are. Now entertain us.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Irish villain on September 16, 2012, 09:52:04 AM
Whenever I've been out on the piss I always have to check my Mobile as I know I'll have done something stupid.

I've sent a few cracking texts in my time. Thankfully I have rarely logged in here to do anything stupid. I have posted in Match Threads under the influence of a few pints but that just leads to a slightly exaggerated version of my usual self.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: TaxDodger on September 16, 2012, 11:29:28 AM
I've never got the energy to turn my laptop on after coming back from a night on the piss. I just pass out after singing that song about goblins.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Percy McCarthy on September 16, 2012, 12:01:08 PM
I've spent many a Saturday/Sunday morning sending PMs to moderators, asking for help to save my embarrassment at drunken posting. Those silly happy days are a distant memory now, but they'll be back one day I hope.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Risso on September 16, 2012, 12:08:34 PM
It's the shite I post that I can remember that's the worst.  ie 99% of them.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: stubbsyandy on September 16, 2012, 12:14:06 PM
Thats true ;)
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: peter w on September 16, 2012, 12:42:07 PM
I remember one that Fletch deleted and had a thread talking about deleting a post. i logged on and had no idea what he was talking about. One of the other mods then copied and pasted what was just a snippet of the post and all I could say was 'oh my God' and was slightly embarrassed.

I've had more than one post edited, removed, deleted by ever helpful mods...
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on September 16, 2012, 01:51:37 PM
I remember one that Fletch deleted and had a thread talking about deleting a post. i logged on and had no idea what he was talking about. One of the other mods then copied and pasted what was just a snippet of the post and all I could say was 'oh my God' and was slightly embarrassed.

I can't even remember that happening.
Age and drink I guess.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: peter w on September 16, 2012, 02:05:05 PM
I remember one that Fletch deleted and had a thread talking about deleting a post. i logged on and had no idea what he was talking about. One of the other mods then copied and pasted what was just a snippet of the post and all I could say was 'oh my God' and was slightly embarrassed.

I can't even remember that happening.
Age and drink I guess.

That was my excuse then.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Chris Jameson on September 16, 2012, 02:51:52 PM
My Dragons Den idea would be something you attach to your device that doesn't allow you on it untill you've done a breath test to prevent drunken postings, bidding for crap on eBay and impulse buys from Amazon.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Legion on September 16, 2012, 04:34:03 PM
I'd definitely buy one of those.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: damon loves JT on September 16, 2012, 05:41:11 PM
Drunken texting is the spice of life.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: cheltenhamlion on September 16, 2012, 05:45:01 PM
Fuck off you Southern ******. ;)
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on September 16, 2012, 06:10:52 PM
Methinks the OP had a drop too much Teen Spirit.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: cdbearsfan on September 16, 2012, 06:18:37 PM
I want to know what the original post was. Something about raping and pillaging, I reckon.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: peter w on September 16, 2012, 06:21:39 PM
Something about the capacity at Villa Park I reckon.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: olaftab on September 16, 2012, 10:30:42 PM
I want to know what the original post was. Something about raping and pillaging, I reckon.
It was a rambling gushing tale of praise and love for our various centre backs over the years that could be misconstrued as crossing the boundary from what I can remember!
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: olaftab on September 16, 2012, 10:32:09 PM
Fuck off you Southern c***. ;)
There was no need for that. I mean re you sure he is Southern?
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: gervilla on September 16, 2012, 10:32:25 PM
I demand a re-post.
I'm intrigued.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: damon loves JT on September 16, 2012, 10:33:27 PM
I am so southern, I am south of the Thames. Closer to Calais than to VP
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Sexual Ealing on September 16, 2012, 11:03:29 PM
Hi Everyone,

It was indeed about centre-backs and how all our heroes seem to play in that position. But Aftab's right, it was a bit much.

McGrath, Rico, Teale, Olof, Ron - we love them. That's all.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 16, 2012, 11:25:36 PM
I remember a while back, not long after Amazon came into being, I was going through a phase of going out boozing a lot, then getting back in late and going on the internet.

For ages, basically until I got a grip of myself, I'd go out on the piss, then a couple of days later, stuff would arrive from Amazon that I had absolutely no recollection of ordering.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: not3bad on September 16, 2012, 11:27:41 PM
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: DrGonzo on September 16, 2012, 11:31:58 PM
My Dragons Den idea would be something you attach to your device that doesn't allow you on it untill you've done a breath test to prevent drunken postings, bidding for crap on eBay and impulse buys from Amazon.

How would you ever be able to phone the ambulance.  I'm sorry but I'm out.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Percy McCarthy on September 17, 2012, 12:14:58 AM
VNV: Rico? Centre-half? Can't think who you mean. Not Ricardo Scimeca surely?

Sorry if I'm being thick.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Chris Jameson on September 17, 2012, 08:21:04 AM
French of ours returned from the pub and foolishly started looking at some antique furniture on eBay and noticing the auction ended in the next hour got involved in some drunken bidding. They ended up spending £350.00 on a bed that they couldn't get through the door and having to store it in a friends garage before selling it for £50.00.

I need the help of an inventor type and am willing to split 50/50.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on September 17, 2012, 03:50:34 PM
French of ours returned from the pub and foolishly started looking at some antique furniture on eBay and noticing the auction ended in the next hour got involved in some drunken bidding. They ended up spending £350.00 on a bed that they couldn't get through the door and having to store it in a friends garage before selling it for £50.00.

I need the help of an inventor type and am willing to split 50/50.

Why would I want half an antique bed?
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: paul_e on September 17, 2012, 04:04:13 PM
Given this was originally about central defenders with great followings, I'd guess in a bit part this is down to us having had some immense central defenders over the years.  I doubt there are many teams with a centre half nicknamed 'god' (who totally deserves it).

I can think of a fair few heroes at the club who aren't defenders though, Brian Little (who amazing played for the club before his dad) being a great example.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: Chris Jameson on September 17, 2012, 04:05:08 PM
Bloody phone, should read 'friends' not the blasted 'French'.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: damon loves JT on September 17, 2012, 04:07:22 PM
Pubehead bought Curtis Davis on eBay when he was pissed.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: paul_e on September 17, 2012, 05:16:19 PM
Pubehead bought Curtis Davis on eBay when he was pissed.

and Marlon Harewood, and Emile Heskey.
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: olaftab on September 17, 2012, 10:09:02 PM
Bloody phone, should read 'friends' not the blasted 'French'.
Did you mean bastard French? Phone again eh!
Title: Re: Nevermind
Post by: olaftab on September 17, 2012, 10:09:59 PM
Pubehead bought Curtis Davis on eBay when he was pissed.
:D :D :D
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