Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: sidblockL7 on September 15, 2012, 01:32:16 PM
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To the tune of Chim Chim Cher-ee
El Ahmadi El Ahmadi El Ahmadiee score one for Villa and score one for me
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emr...Next!
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Benteke-teke
He’s bigger than you and me
He’s gonna score two or three
Benteke-teke
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Benteke-teke
He’s bigger than you and me
He’s gonna score two or three
Benteke-teke
Or perhaps:
Christian Benteke,
He's bigger than you and me,
He's gonna score two or three,
Christian Benteke.
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When we signed him didn't someone post a song for him to 'Rock the casbah'? It seemed to fit pretty well.
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To the tune of Chim Chim Cher-ee
El Ahmadi El Ahmadi El Ahmadiee score one for Villa and score one for me
Or even:
El Ahmadi, El Ahmadi, El Ahmadi score -
one for the Villa and then score one more.
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Karim El Ahmadi Rock the casbah.
The song could be iconic!
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Benteke:
To the tune of Volare / (Mancini)
Benteke, Oh oh
Benteke, Oh oh oh oh
He's bigger than you and me,
He's gonna score 2 or 3.
Hopefully, the last line can 1 day be replaced with:
He got us to / He scored at / He's gonna score at/ Wem-ber-ley
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One El Ahmadi, there's only one El Ahmadi....
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Vlaar Vlaar where ever you may be,
You where the clogs in your home country,
And we love you here at AVFC,
And we know your gonna lead us, to many victories ......
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Saw this story - I know its not what this thread was about but can't a more appropriate one:
The Morocco international became Lambert's first signing as Villa boss when he completed a move from Feyenoord in June.
The 27-year-old midfielder was made aware of the interest in his services long before a deal was done, with a Premier League switch on the cards for some time.
It appeared as though Norwich would be his most likely destination, with Lambert making it clear that he was a player he wanted to acquire early in the transfer window.
The Scot was soon packing his bags for Villa, though, and El Ahmadi admits to being more excited about making a fresh start in the Midlands than he was about the prospect of taking on a new challenge at Carrow Road.
"It was nice to be the first signing," he told The Observer.
"It says that the trainer believes in me and that's always good when you come to a club.
"The coach wanted me to go to Norwich, so I knew he liked the way I played. So when he went to Aston Villa, I knew that they wanted me.
"For me it was a big club. I wasn't so excited in the beginning with Norwich but Aston Villa is different, I think."
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Karim El Ahmadi Rock the casbah.
The song could be iconic!
even.
karim el ahmadi,, rock the holte end, rock the holte end
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I am quite appalled at the state of songs on display. Is it time we founded the Aston Academy of Song? We are warriors of wit gentlemen - this region produced the greatest poet the world has ever seen. What would gentle Will, perhaps once of Aston, think to these pitiful plays.
(http://www.dianarodriguezwallach.com/blog/uploaded_images/Shakespeare-766686.jpg)
Jowly - Jowly - where the f*** are ya?
Noble Shakespeare would disdain us. I fear we are in need of some poetic direction.
Would our Nige set aside that Mozart Concerto, and lay down his violin to give us a few tips? Perhaps not. And so it falls to me....
Otherwise the only choices are Big Ron and Ian Taylor, and I can't think of a decent rhyme for 'Bostin'.
So let us begin.
Words, Gentlemen, have syllables.
They have a rhythm to them. A beat.
So Benteke becomes - Ben Tae Kay - or for the purposes of this unsought tutorial - 1 2 3.
So if the tune goes - da da dum - the word needs to go da da dum - or indeed, dum dum dee.
It matters not - whether da da dum or dum dum dee because both examples are - 1 2 3.
Fitting in names is good and fine
But names must march along in time.
An extra word, that extra beat,
Is what gets people off their seat.
Any mook can grasp a rhyme,
But solid chants require the time.
To rise and fall, and gentle sit,
For terrace songs the words must fit.
So please observe this sage advice
And count the beat...
Till the song.
Sounds.
Nice.
Gripers, flamers, and malcontents are welcome any time - but if abuse you fain must give - then abuse with rhythm and rhyme
UTV
Love the Rock the Casbah idea.
Kaaareeem El Ahmaaaaadiii ! Rock the Villa - Rock the Villa :- coda
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There was a slightly muted interpretation of this at the NextGen game last night.
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Vlaar:
Theres only two paul mcgraths, two paul mcgraths
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To the tune of Chim Chim Cher-ee
El Ahmadi El Ahmadi El Ahmadiee score one for Villa and score one for me
As Louis Walsh would say "Oi Loiked it"
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Kaaareeem El Ahmaaaaadiii ! Rock the Villa - Rock the Villa :- coda
I'm with sonlyme with this.
A spendid post, btw, especially in the iambic tetrameter bits. And, like, dat Shakeaspear geeza's snide Burberry piece is will sick innit.
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One of the best songs we have had was the Dwight Yorke song why not re-arrange it for Gabby
(for the younger ones, its to the tune of New York New York)
Start spreading the news
He's playing today
I want to see him score again
AGBONLAHOR
If he can score from there
He'll score from anywhere
Its up to you
AGBONLAHOR
lalalalalalala
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to the tune of Man.Citys Mancini....
Paul Lambert, OH OH Eh OH
Paul Lambert, OH OH Eh OH
He came fron East Anglia
To manage the Villa
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Vlaar Vlaar where ever you may be,
You where the clogs in your home country,
And we love you here at AVFC,
And we know your gonna lead us, to many victories ......
The first two lines are great, I don't think the second two really work though? Also wear is spelt "wear" not "where".
So I'm thinking:
Vlaar Vlaar, wherever you may be,
You wear clogs in your home country,
And you'll lead us all, wherever we may be,
Captain of AVFC
Appreciate this could be better, not exactly razor sharp wit on a Monday morning.
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So I'm thinking:
Vlaar Vlaar, wherever you may be,
You wear clogs in your home country,
Actuall you probably don't
Because that would be very silly,
You probably wear a nice pair of brogues or something.
I'll work on the scanning later.
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2-tone brogues are in!
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Vlaar, Vlaar wherever you may be
You smoke weed in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be scouse
Smoking crack round Gerrard's house
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Here's one for the Numanoids:
Here at Villa
We've got concrete Ron Vlaar
You can give it your best
But you'll never get past
Ron Vlaar
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Saw this on Twitter:
What is love?
Karim El Ahmadi
El Ahmadi
Woaho.
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Here's one for the Numanoids:
Here at Villa
We've got concrete Ron Vlaar
You can give it your best
But you'll never get past
Ron Vlaar
I like this. Sadly something this original is unlikely to get picked up en masse
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Here's one for the Numanoids:
Here at Villa
We've got concrete Ron Vlaar
You can give it your best
But you'll never get past
Ron Vlaar
Ooh - now this could have legs.
May I suggest...
We are Villa...
We got concrete Ron Vlaar ...
He's as big as a car ...
He's a euro porn star ...
Ron Vlaar....
Followed by some rhythmic chanting and general pumping motions before singing it again. Mmm? Gotta be better than the wanky 'Poznan'.