Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on August 26, 2012, 09:19:33 PM

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on August 26, 2012, 09:19:33 PM: No prize as I cannot afford them any more:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/562816_485532878132774_243025605_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt on August 26, 2012, 09:22:18 PM: PL - "Right you bunch of fuckwits, you see that net over there, between those white posts, you have to try and kick the ball between the two of them but underneath the one that runs across the top."
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Post by: luke25 on August 26, 2012, 09:22:44 PM: You see that there? Thats former H&V user redman, he talks shit!
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Post by: Legion on August 26, 2012, 09:23:50 PM: From Martyn Smith on FB:

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'I think I'm going to pick this guy. He moves better than any of you lot...'
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Post by: Stu on August 26, 2012, 09:24:50 PM: "Meet our new signing, boys."

Sort of like the inanimate carbon rod from a classic Simpsons episode.
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Post by: German James on August 26, 2012, 09:27:07 PM: We've got ten more of these. Pull your collective fingers out or they'll be starting against the barcodes on Saturday.
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 26, 2012, 09:27:51 PM: Heskey makes surprise appearance at Bodymoor Heath.
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Post by: Toronto Villa on August 26, 2012, 09:41:17 PM: "we're going to play a little game boys. Imagine that is an opposition goalkeeper. I want you to shoot the ball past him"

Ciaran Clark - thought bubble above his head - shoot? The previous manager never used that word. What does it mean?
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Post by: Mortimer's Bear on August 26, 2012, 09:51:12 PM: "That guys got no fucking arms and he's still better than Shay Given"!
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Post by: Irish villain on August 26, 2012, 10:07:49 PM: 'Last season, your forward line looked like this'
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Post by: Chipsticks on August 26, 2012, 10:14:04 PM: "Say hello to your new signing lads, unfortunately he's the best we can afford at the moment. Cheers Randy."
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Post by: bertlambshank on August 26, 2012, 10:16:52 PM: I've got a gun and I am not afraid to use it.
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Post by: levico on August 26, 2012, 10:27:45 PM: Now go and say sorry to Mrs Beckham
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on August 26, 2012, 11:47:52 PM: Sorry Ciaran, you lost the biscuit game, go eat the biscuit son.
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Post by: Steve R on August 27, 2012, 01:19:26 AM: 'That stupid Ciaran Clark mask is fooling no-one, Hutton. For the last time, get over there with the reserves'
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Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on August 27, 2012, 06:29:13 AM: Aston Villa archery team wonder who stole the target board.
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Post by: JUAN PABLO on August 27, 2012, 07:54:19 AM: Randy ,please , just a few quid .
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Post by: claret and blue blood on August 27, 2012, 08:25:13 AM: Just imagine it's Lerner and go for the nuts son !
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Post by: Ian. on August 27, 2012, 09:00:27 AM: Pull my finger.............................parp
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: LeeB on August 27, 2012, 09:02:28 AM: Quote from: Legion on August 26, 2012, 09:19:33 PM
No prize as I cannot afford them any more:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/562816_485532878132774_243025605_n.jpg)

"This used to be Stephen Warnock. If you don't buck up, it will be you. Capiche?"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Redsamurai on August 27, 2012, 09:53:49 AM: start winning or i'l make you go on loan to small heath !!

"small heath who are they ????"

"my point !"
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Post by: UK Redsox on August 27, 2012, 12:43:31 PM: "Sorry lads, Darren's not here today. However, this dummy should replicate his movement pretty well".
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Post by: kipeye on August 27, 2012, 12:51:16 PM: "Its to help the defence catch flies better"
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Post by: MalcolmP on August 27, 2012, 01:04:44 PM: I think Dunney has taken the diet advice too seriously
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Post by: danlanza on August 27, 2012, 04:12:50 PM: "Can any of you boys show Mr Nzogbia how to go AROUND the pretend defender and not straight into him..Please ?"
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Post by: Kevin Dawson on August 27, 2012, 04:36:57 PM: And HE was you old manager? Jeezzz.......no wonder you lot were so shite last year.
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Post by: Steve67 on August 27, 2012, 04:38:34 PM: Look lads, that's the way to relegation!!

Sorry.
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Post by: Mortimer's Bear on August 27, 2012, 04:44:55 PM: "Isn't that Darren Bents cousin hiding behind that bush"?