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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: eric woolban woolban on August 08, 2012, 10:18:31 PM

Title: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: eric woolban woolban on August 08, 2012, 10:18:31 PM: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-19179085

I'll get my coat
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: hawkeye on August 08, 2012, 10:22:40 PM: Ho Ho
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: dave shelley on August 08, 2012, 10:24:39 PM: hehaw hehaw he heskey
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: danlanza on August 08, 2012, 10:25:12 PM: Are you serious or is this a 2 bottle of red wine wind up ?
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 08, 2012, 10:51:36 PM: Did you read the link? He's clearly not being serious.

I don't often use extreme criticism but I would go so far as to say that the original poster is a bounder, a cad and a rotten egg.
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: The Left Side on August 08, 2012, 11:09:20 PM: Very good
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: Leighton on August 08, 2012, 11:20:35 PM: Bollocks, I was just about to update my Facebook status with something along the lines of "Emile Heskey signs for Lincoln City, a football club in a county renowed for being flat. No doubt though that he'll still somehow lose his balance and fall arse over tit"

I'll get Eric's coat once he has finished with it...
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: OCD on August 08, 2012, 11:23:02 PM: Destined for Sunderland - especially if the Fletcher deal doesn't come off.
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: darren woolley on August 08, 2012, 11:23:20 PM: Made me laugh.
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: lordmcgrath5 on August 09, 2012, 07:57:11 AM: Marvellous!

"The largest breed of donkey in the world"
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: Lambert and Payne on August 09, 2012, 08:16:53 AM: Brilliant! Bring back the coat and give it to Leighton
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: Hookeysmith on August 09, 2012, 08:46:32 AM: Has the useless lump of turd actually signed for anyone yet
I bet half the football leagues fans are shitting themselves at this moment

Sunderland and Hull the most
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on August 09, 2012, 08:56:56 AM: We need a big man but I'd rather take the donkey
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: Hookeysmith on August 09, 2012, 12:27:32 PM: When i heard that we had gone back to Guzan and offered him a contract

I must admit my heart stopped for a while. there cannot be any club that would see it as a step forward taqking him on - not even the dog shitters would see it that way
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: Damo70 on August 09, 2012, 12:59:33 PM: Everybody seems to forget that after his stints as the greatest striker and then the greatest wide player this country has ever produced, McLeish tipped him to finish his playing days as a Beckenbauer style quality sweeper.
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: rutski on August 09, 2012, 02:43:20 PM: a zeedonk?? someone taking the piss?
Title: Re: Heskey signs for Lincoln...
Post by: SashasGrandad on August 09, 2012, 02:54:27 PM: Quote from: Damo70 on August 09, 2012, 12:59:33 PM
Everybody seems to forget that after his stints as the greatest striker and then the greatest wide player this country has ever produced, McLeish tipped him to finish his playing days as a Beckenbauer style quality sweeper.

Brunhilda Beckenbauer who cleans the back streets of Hamburg.