Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on July 21, 2012, 07:28:01 PM

Title: Villa fan sends his deputy - Captions.
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on July 21, 2012, 07:28:01 PM

(http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/10/c7/0,,10265~11061008,00.jpg)

"Everybody knows me. Im Robin Russell, Villa's chief financial officer. Who the f**k are you?"

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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on July 21, 2012, 07:37:46 PM

McGregor's statue: "Awaw wi' ye wee timorous beastie!

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Post by: LeeB on July 21, 2012, 07:38:27 PM

"No, you prick, you have to pay for it"

Title: Re: Villa fan sends his deputy - Captions.
Post by: Steve R on July 21, 2012, 07:41:02 PM

'Thanks .. that's great. I'd also like a number 2 on Cameron'

'Really? Does he like that sort of thing?'

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Post by: olaftab on July 21, 2012, 07:41:43 PM

But the whole country knows I am number 2 *anker?

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Post by: Martyn Smith on July 21, 2012, 08:04:57 PM

NO! NO! NO! NO! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!  >:(

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Post by: peter w on July 21, 2012, 09:14:01 PM

Villa bloke: what do you mean do we sell-out?

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Post by: Salsa Party Animal on July 21, 2012, 11:12:30 PM

You mean I am not good enough to have Hutton 2 shirt :)

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Post by: Dave Clark Five on July 21, 2012, 11:17:33 PM

Any idea what that statue behind us is all about?
Nobody hear can tell me.

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Post by: Ger Regan on July 22, 2012, 03:37:18 AM

Clegg's proposal for an AV scoring system is welcomed in some quarters.

Title: Re: Villa fan sends his deputy - Captions.
Post by: Mister E on July 22, 2012, 10:37:17 AM

Ian Russell: "Is 'Clegg 1' the same as 'do one'?"

Title: Re: Villa fan sends his deputy - Captions.
Post by: Mister E on July 22, 2012, 10:38:32 AM

Quote from: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on July 21, 2012, 07:28:01 PM

(http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/10/c7/0,,10265~11061008,00.jpg)

NC: "Now is that purple and cobalt, or burgundy and aqua-marine?"

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Post by: Gareth on July 22, 2012, 10:55:11 AM

"We will do anything to prove there is someone more pointless and inept at their job than McLeish"

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Post by: kipeye on July 22, 2012, 11:20:00 AM

I see Clegg is at the same height to the statue he normally is to Dave-he only has to turn round...

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Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 22, 2012, 11:31:30 AM

"Evil Tory deputises for evil Tory"

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Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 22, 2012, 11:33:29 AM

"Clegg overcomes natural distaste at organisations running large deficits"

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Post by: brian green on July 22, 2012, 12:00:19 PM

I need a clean shirt after my constituents in Sheffield spat on me.

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Post by: danlanza on July 22, 2012, 12:05:05 PM

" Move the shirt over a bit cause i am going to grab you by the balls. The same as you fucking lot are doing to the rest of us !"

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Post by: dcdavecollett on July 23, 2012, 01:58:19 PM

"So, what was your policy on tuition fees the day before the election, again?"

Title: Re: Villa fan sends his deputy - Captions.
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on July 23, 2012, 02:51:37 PM

Clegg: "As a life long Blues fan, I'll wear the Villa shirt with pride".

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Post by: danlanza on July 23, 2012, 06:35:57 PM

Quote from: Rudy Lambert on July 23, 2012, 02:51:37 PM

Clegg: "As a life long Blues fan, I'll wear the Villa shirt with pride".

Clegg: "As a life long liar, I will bla bla bla............................... It's all for the people you understand ?"

Title: Re: Villa fan sends his deputy - Captions.
Post by: not3bad on July 23, 2012, 07:41:39 PM

"I promise I'll wear it!"

"Ah, you'll never wear it then."

Title: Re: Villa fan sends his deputy - Captions.
Post by: DeKuip on July 24, 2012, 11:20:32 PM

Quote from: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on July 21, 2012, 07:28:01 PM

(http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/10/c7/0,,10265~11061008,00.jpg)

"Everybody knows me. Im Robin Russell, Villa's chief financial officer. Who the f**k are you?"

Robin and Nick - two names you'd expect in finance and politics.

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Post by: Grande Pablo on July 25, 2012, 12:15:23 AM

Big Eck assures me we'll be unbeatable once we secure Foggy & Compo too.