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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Mister E on May 31, 2012, 10:42:42 PM

Title: So, just what was said?
Post by: Mister E on May 31, 2012, 10:42:42 PM: A topical Friday caption competition:

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/5/31/1338474687599/Paul-Lambert-as-Norwich-C-008.jpg)

TSM - "He's promised you how much in transfer funds?!"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 31, 2012, 10:44:43 PM: AM: "Friday? I could have sworn it was still Thursday."
NVM (New Villa Manager): "You're not wrong there big man."
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: James on May 31, 2012, 10:45:45 PM: PL - "You are so getting sacked tomorrow, pal!"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Damo70 on May 31, 2012, 10:55:12 PM: Forget the goals you scored, congratulations on the clean sheet big man.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Olneythelonely on May 31, 2012, 10:59:08 PM: "What do you mean, I look like a ginger ballbag?"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: black pearl of inchicore on May 31, 2012, 11:01:24 PM: PL: Your one useless ginger fucker.
AML: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: VILLA MOLE on May 31, 2012, 11:17:30 PM: 2 up front ???
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Post by: Concrete John on May 31, 2012, 11:29:16 PM: TSM "Hold on, didn't you used to manage us?"
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Post by: Chipsticks on May 31, 2012, 11:31:53 PM: TSM? ???
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Post by: Irish villain on May 31, 2012, 11:57:35 PM: TSM: ooooooooohhhhhh, did you see that clean sheet you kept? Beauty.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: AvFc4eVeR on June 01, 2012, 12:08:49 AM: TSM: "they want.............you??!"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Damo70 on June 01, 2012, 12:11:38 AM: Quote from: AvFc4eVeR on June 01, 2012, 12:08:49 AM
TSM: "they want.............you??!"

PL reply "Nah, just anyone apart from you"!
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: junxs on June 01, 2012, 12:17:20 AM: whats TSM? totally sh*t manager?
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Risso on June 01, 2012, 12:18:45 AM: "Ooooooh that Delia. I would!"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: curiousorange on June 01, 2012, 12:42:26 AM: Lambert's just said 'I'll see your Cup Winner's Cup and raise you a European Cup.'
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 01, 2012, 12:44:25 AM: PL: "Didn't you used to be a Nose?"
TSM: "Didn't you used to have a nose?"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Havencheese on June 01, 2012, 12:49:37 AM: TSM: "WHOOO LET THE DOGS OUT!?! WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Chipsticks on June 01, 2012, 01:29:43 AM: Somebodies going to need to explain to me why McLeish is TSM.

The Scottish Man? Totally Shit Manager?
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: TheSandman on June 01, 2012, 01:50:17 AM: The Scottish Manager like how MacBeth is The Scottish Play. We cannot say his name lest we bring back bad memories.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: bertlambshank on June 01, 2012, 04:35:04 AM: tsm 'can you hear what they are singing about me'.
nvm 'eye I started it'.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: villadelph on June 01, 2012, 06:51:58 AM: I'm going to stay here with your squad..

(http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/polopoly_fs/fil_norwich_villa_112_1_1376636!image/2363739943.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/2363739943.jpg)

..and you can go back to where ever you came from. Nabbed you a cabby, cheers.

(http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/empics/20120513/18/3981633439-13052012180230.jpg)
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 01, 2012, 07:58:43 AM: TSM. Your tactic of trying to beat the opposition will never catch on.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Mister E on June 01, 2012, 08:18:48 AM: (http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/5/31/1338474687599/Paul-Lambert-as-Norwich-C-008.jpg)

PL: "... and then Paul Faulkner called you a spineless scrote"
TSM: "O-o-o-o-oooh, do I not like that!"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Hookeysmith on June 01, 2012, 08:37:10 AM: TSM " Can you lend me a couple of defenders - i only have 7 on the pitch and that is not enough"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Walmley_Villa on June 01, 2012, 08:41:30 AM: Quote from: Mister E on June 01, 2012, 08:18:48 AM

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/5/31/1338474687599/Paul-Lambert-as-Norwich-C-008.jpg)

TSM: "O-o-o-o-oooh, did you see that, we nearly got over the half-way line"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 01, 2012, 08:42:57 AM: TSM...oooooh Betty
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on June 01, 2012, 08:48:53 AM: PL "Villa need someone bubbly, vibrant and that will inject energy into the club"
AM "Irn Bruuu?"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 01, 2012, 08:50:08 AM: PL... Engelbert finished second to last
AM... Never!...well at least I beat that.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: NeilH on June 01, 2012, 09:03:56 AM: PL - And then after a delicious roast, Delia showed me her lovely flowery baps.
TSM - Pwooooooorrrr
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: nigel on June 01, 2012, 09:06:04 AM: AM, "Good luck in your new job. Just hope you don't lose your best players before you start, have to slash the wage bill even futher by selling more of the squad and can only bring in players who aren't as good as the ones you sold. Once you've done all that some of the supporters will still want to finish in the top 6"

PL, "No pressure then?"

;)
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Jimbo on June 01, 2012, 09:09:48 AM: Quote from: Mister E on May 31, 2012, 10:42:42 PM

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/5/31/1338474687599/Paul-Lambert-as-Norwich-C-008.jpg)

TSM: "May the best team wi.. wi... wuh... w... not lose."
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Villan For Life on June 01, 2012, 09:27:55 AM: NVM "So ginge is Heskey signing a new contract?"

TSM "Aye as a centre half"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: not3bad on June 01, 2012, 10:17:27 AM: NVM: Delia showed me how to boil an egg
TSM: Well I can't beat one!

Both: Ho, Ho, Ho!
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 01, 2012, 11:18:59 AM: You've got no balls Alex.

I losht my genetalia in a shmelting accident.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Rico on June 01, 2012, 12:11:02 PM: Nvm:"will I get a claret and blue tie too? These canary yellow ones are fucking shite man!"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 01, 2012, 12:14:08 PM: Quote from: Mister E on May 31, 2012, 10:42:42 PM
A topical Friday caption competition:

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/5/31/1338474687599/Paul-Lambert-as-Norwich-C-008.jpg)

TSM - "He's promised you how much in transfer funds?!"

what , you tried to win the game ?????
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Rico on June 01, 2012, 12:32:10 PM: PL: "I'll go over this one more time. Your boys, the ones in the claret and blue kick the small round thing into the rectangular frame with the net in!"

TSM, " Can you explain that again please!"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: N'ZMAV on June 01, 2012, 12:33:41 PM: Quote from: Mister E on May 31, 2012, 10:42:42 PM
A topical Friday caption competition:

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/5/31/1338474687599/Paul-Lambert-as-Norwich-C-008.jpg)

TSM - "He's promised you how much in transfer funds?!"
"Who you calling a ginger Jock bastard?...."
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: danlanza on June 01, 2012, 01:13:15 PM: Lambert" Sacked in the morning,youre getting sacked.............."

TSM "Who the fuck told you that?"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: D.boy on June 01, 2012, 05:18:04 PM: TSM - Ooh, stroke the crest you know you want to, it's the closest you'll ever get to this club.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: not3bad on June 01, 2012, 05:25:29 PM: TSM: Heh heh heh - you tried to get that 3rd goal but you couldna get past me!

NVM: You're too whiley for me Alex...
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Louzie0 on June 01, 2012, 07:09:15 PM: TSM ooh! I can see myself in your glasses.

NVM I can see myself in your job, sunshine.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on June 01, 2012, 07:36:14 PM: PL: "You and I... It's a bit like that TV Show - Wife Swap".

TSM: "Oh I am making sticky love wee about those 0-0 draws and relegation battle next season already"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on June 01, 2012, 07:39:34 PM: TSM: "Will you excuse me, my sphincter puckered as we moved into your half of the pitch and I suspect it needs a wipe down"
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: supertom on June 01, 2012, 07:39:35 PM: TSM: Do you think Delia will take me?
Lambert: Neh, she won't even have ginger in a biscuit you scrote faced bugger!
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: supertom on June 01, 2012, 07:41:11 PM: TSM: That wooden framy thing with the netting over there, what the fuck is that? Do they sell them in Ikea?
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: newtonsballs on June 01, 2012, 07:53:05 PM: Quote from: Louzie0 on June 01, 2012, 07:09:15 PM
TSM ooh! I can see myself in your glasses.

NVM I can see myself in your job, sunshine.

Excellent! Do it as Morecombe and Wise!
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Louzie0 on June 01, 2012, 07:57:43 PM: :)Hurray!
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Post by: Clampy on June 01, 2012, 08:22:09 PM: TSM: Dave Whelan reckons i'm going to be sacked on Monday Morning.
Title: Re: So, just what was said?
Post by: Legion on June 02, 2012, 03:25:28 PM: Sling your hook, McLeish.