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Title: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: mazrimsbruv on May 15, 2012, 03:17:49 PM
I was just looking at the proposed route of High Speed 2 Rail in the Bodymoor Heath area, as my parents-in-law live there, and was dismayed to see that, whilst previously skirting the edge of our training ground, the latest version of the route shows it flying straight across it, very close to where the entrance gates currently stand.

The road that the entrance stands on, Bodymoor Heath Road, is also shown being diverted off its current alignment and up and over HS2.

Not sure if this is common knowledge or has been acknowledged by the club. Presumably, if it goes ahead as shown, we will get compensation and will be able to extend elsewhere to cover the loss of land.

Here's the link. It's Map 27:

http://www.dft.gov.uk/publications/hs2-maps-20120110/
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: PeterWithe on May 15, 2012, 03:20:33 PM
I'd be more than a little disappointed if we don't get at least three pages of pretty weak train puns.

Right, who's first?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Jimbo on May 15, 2012, 03:22:31 PM
That's insane. They must have a loco motive.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Chris Harte on May 15, 2012, 03:23:50 PM
Why would anyone choochoose that as the route?

PDF file was damaged, so my PC says.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Bad English on May 15, 2012, 03:24:01 PM
So that's why it is called a training ground.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Brend'Watkins on May 15, 2012, 03:26:18 PM
I hope it happens, we'll be back on the right track in no time.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Bad English on May 15, 2012, 03:27:05 PM
Bloody hell. just looked at the map. It's very close. Fuck that!

Not In My Back Four.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Singapore Villa on May 15, 2012, 03:27:55 PM
That derails our Bodymoor plans....
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Dr Butler on May 15, 2012, 03:29:02 PM
I'm literally Steaming...
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Concrete John on May 15, 2012, 03:29:32 PM
I suppose Dunne could take some tips from one on the trains going past to improve his turning circle?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: ozzjim on May 15, 2012, 03:29:37 PM
It is a shame McLeish won't be around, he would have loved it watching as the trains draw closer.

They could have a station on the line for potential signings to come in on....


Seriously, if we own that land, I am pretty sure we will have to be refunded any costs of relocation.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: dave shelley on May 15, 2012, 03:30:50 PM
This 'signals' the new intent.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: UK Redsox on May 15, 2012, 03:31:29 PM
Just when we were seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.

Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on May 15, 2012, 03:34:22 PM
Well it is a train  ing ground.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Brend'Watkins on May 15, 2012, 03:34:37 PM
I suppose Dunne could take some tips from one on the trains going past to improve his turning circle?

I've heard he's handed in a transfer request as he wants to be the new 'Fat Controller'.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: villanic on May 15, 2012, 03:34:54 PM
The fat controller will be happy oh sorry I meant Richard Dunne.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: UK Redsox on May 15, 2012, 03:35:23 PM
A video mock up has been done of how the team will now travel to Villa Park

Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Concrete John on May 15, 2012, 03:36:36 PM
So, I reckon Thomas upfront with Bent, James as the new LB and Percy in midfield.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: UK Redsox on May 15, 2012, 03:37:20 PM
So, I reckon Thomas upfront with Bent, James as the new LB and Percy in midfield.

Ringo as Manager ?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Brend'Watkins on May 15, 2012, 03:38:45 PM
Our youth set up will be renamed "The Railway Children".
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: mikeb1982 on May 15, 2012, 03:39:06 PM
So, I reckon Thomas upfront with Bent, James as the new LB and Percy in midfield.

Ringo as Manager ?
What about Thierry Henry?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: maidstonevillain on May 15, 2012, 03:39:44 PM
Shows progress.

Can't be stuck with those old 4-4-2 locomotives forever.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: paulcomben on May 15, 2012, 03:40:53 PM
Those puns are the only worthwhile thing published about HS2. Nothing else about it makes any sense at all.  Support http://stophs2.org/
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: maidstonevillain on May 15, 2012, 03:42:19 PM
Hear the Fat Spanish Controller is back in the running for the manager's job.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Doorbell on May 15, 2012, 03:42:54 PM
I think we'll have to railroad any plans for this HS2 through BH.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: D.boy on May 15, 2012, 03:43:30 PM
I wonder when the video of Gabby outrunning the train will appear on youtube?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on May 15, 2012, 03:45:23 PM
Hopefully will wake up the sleepers
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Concrete John on May 15, 2012, 03:45:46 PM
So, I reckon Thomas upfront with Bent, James as the new LB and Percy in midfield.

Ringo as Manager ?

Prefer him to Lennon.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Bad English on May 15, 2012, 03:46:00 PM
The Perpignan-Barcelona-Madrid HS line has been built just down the road from ours. It's ace.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on May 15, 2012, 03:51:07 PM
I can't cope with all this new fangled shit; I'm still coming to terms with the seed drill.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Bad English on May 15, 2012, 03:52:22 PM
Anyway, after the "Five Year Plan" it is now clear that we're getting there.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Bad English on May 15, 2012, 04:00:10 PM
And another thing, how are we going to cope with leaves on the line?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on May 15, 2012, 04:09:20 PM
And another thing, how are we going to cope with leaves on the line?

Well, unless we remove or cut back all the deciduous trees in the immediate vicinity, a regular coating of Sandite gel to the rail head should solve the problem.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Mazrim on May 15, 2012, 04:14:52 PM
They should run it through St Andrews and The Hawthorns and call it the Route of all Evil.

Seriously though, I'm not chuffed about this.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: villajk on May 15, 2012, 04:16:31 PM
It's all a load of ballast.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: James on May 15, 2012, 04:40:51 PM
At last, a box to box type with a good engine!
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Leighton on May 15, 2012, 04:49:50 PM
Where would the nearest station be? We could attract players from overseas who only want to live in London.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: paulcomben on May 15, 2012, 05:05:28 PM
Where would the nearest station be? We could attract players from overseas who only want to live in London.

Curzon Street station site.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Ron Manager on May 15, 2012, 05:06:57 PM
The runaway train came over the hill and she blew
The runaway train came over the hill and she blew
The runaway train came over the hill with McCarthy driving and TC too
and we.......aargghhh!

Goodnight children everywhere.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Damo70 on May 15, 2012, 05:35:42 PM
At last, a box to box type with a good engine!

My personal favourite so far.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: villanic on May 15, 2012, 05:38:18 PM
The way we have performed at set pieces this season it would appear that training has been a train wreck for a while.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on May 15, 2012, 05:38:28 PM
Sorry Mr McLeish I think you misheard me - I said shunt
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: wookster on May 15, 2012, 05:39:36 PM
I suppose Dunne could take some tips from one on the trains going past to improve his turning circle?

Would you want him that near to the buffet carridge
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on May 15, 2012, 05:41:45 PM
I suppose Dunne could take some tips from one on the trains going past to improve his turning circle?

Would you want him that near to the buffet caridge

Oh dear - Bad English to the site please
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on May 15, 2012, 05:52:00 PM

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Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Fuse on May 15, 2012, 06:14:26 PM
How much do you think we wouldget from the Gov to reloacate? Obviosuly they would have to pay for a comparable training ground to be built which I would guess would be into the £15m range plus the cost fo acquiring land suitable. Could we see the training ground being close to Villa Park?....
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: MarkM on May 15, 2012, 06:43:14 PM
The place will be full of training spotters
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: James on May 15, 2012, 06:49:35 PM
Will we have to employ a Pullman coach?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on May 15, 2012, 07:08:53 PM
The 3rd class coaches will be called Bibs & Cones.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Ron Manager on May 15, 2012, 07:14:52 PM
Doug's not going to stand for that. He will have a quiet word with Boris and everything will be rearranged to Deadly's satisfaction!
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: devilla on May 15, 2012, 07:21:38 PM
This is clearly a miscarriage of justice.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: James on May 15, 2012, 07:24:43 PM
It just goes to show that there's more than one way to get off the buffers and onto the right track!
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on May 15, 2012, 07:33:05 PM
Bo-Bo dymoor Heath.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Broughty-Villian on May 15, 2012, 07:37:20 PM
might improve our crossing for one, and maybe we could have a timetable put in place for our next steps to greatness
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: James on May 15, 2012, 07:45:27 PM
They are going to have a huge marquee which lights up in colours when the train is ready to go .... it'll be the signal of intent we've all been waiting for!
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Dave Clark Five on May 15, 2012, 10:18:29 PM
What's the point?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: not3bad on May 15, 2012, 10:59:52 PM
I've just read this thread and there's a lot to choo chew over.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Dave Cooper please on May 15, 2012, 11:27:51 PM
To get decent compensation we need to send out the right signal, box clever.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: LeeB on May 15, 2012, 11:38:22 PM
This is bad news.

I've been across the tracks, and I know what it's like.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Mazrim on May 15, 2012, 11:40:09 PM
Well, at least we've had a Fleeing Scotsman.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Grande Pablo on May 15, 2012, 11:54:06 PM
We've been Tommy Tank all season.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Mazrim on May 16, 2012, 12:58:24 AM
Anyway, thanks for the info Tom. Its wasted on these first class wankers. And a few in economy too.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: The Left Side on May 16, 2012, 04:15:46 AM
Full steam ahead for us after this season.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Bad English on May 16, 2012, 06:10:16 AM
Randy will be pleased to see that gage back on the pitch.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Brazilian Villain on May 16, 2012, 06:21:24 AM
With Lambert at Villa we'd be Unstoppable.

At least we're no longer on the AMtrak since he got the Bullet.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Astral Weeks on May 16, 2012, 07:26:30 AM
Diese'll be disastrous plans for Villa!
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: German James on May 16, 2012, 07:54:13 AM
Just the ticket! But I shunt be surprised if the whole thing's delayed and then cancelled.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Bad English on May 16, 2012, 09:12:51 AM
AVTV has been buffering all morning.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Dave Javu on May 16, 2012, 09:31:27 AM
I'm siding with the club on this issue.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: TonyD on May 16, 2012, 09:35:57 AM
Will it built on time?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Lambert and Payne on May 16, 2012, 10:21:32 AM
Definitely not on board with this idea
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: mazrimsbruv on May 16, 2012, 10:34:24 AM
Anyway, thanks for the info Tom. Its wasted on these first class wankers. And a few in economy too.

No worries Bruv.

I'm disappointed to see that my post has not been taken seriously. I'm definitely considering taking out an in-junction.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Ron Manager on May 16, 2012, 12:15:47 PM
I can't cope with all this new fangled shit; I'm still coming to terms with the seed drill.

Apparently the bloke who invented the seed drill was found standing on one leg and playing a flute!
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: James on May 16, 2012, 12:55:15 PM
Typical British Rail, the instruction clearly said to get interCity!
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: German James on May 16, 2012, 01:04:16 PM
I can't cope with all this new fangled shit; I'm still coming to terms with the seed drill.

Apparently the bloke who invented the seed drill was found standing on one leg and playing a flute!

I can't work Locomotive Breath into this, try as I might.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 16, 2012, 01:06:27 PM
I can't cope with all this new fangled shit; I'm still coming to terms with the seed drill.

Apparently the bloke who invented the seed drill was found standing on one leg and playing a flute!

I can't work Locomotive Breath into this, try as I might.

You'd need an Aqualung.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Mazrim on May 16, 2012, 02:33:57 PM
You're living in the past.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 16, 2012, 02:35:10 PM
You're living in the past.

And you're Thick as a Brick.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Ron Manager on May 16, 2012, 02:37:31 PM
Ive just found out there was a railway engine on the Great Western called ..wait for it...Lambert!  The managerial position is thus filled!

The Great Western as you all know is Wolvos best pub.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Chipsticks on May 16, 2012, 02:40:13 PM
I choo-choo-choose not to partake in this pun business you speak of.


my god that was terrible.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Ron Manager on May 16, 2012, 02:41:10 PM
You're living in the past.

I was going to use that one!...Im pig sick as is the good lady Blodwyn!  Going back down the Bunker till they name somebody
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: German James on May 16, 2012, 04:20:25 PM
I can't cope with all this new fangled shit; I'm still coming to terms with the seed drill.

Apparently the bloke who invented the seed drill was found standing on one leg and playing a flute!

I can't work Locomotive Breath into this, try as I might.

You'd need an Aqualung.
You're living in the past.

And you're Thick as a Brick.
You're living in the past.
I was going to use that one!...Im pig sick as is the good lady Blodwyn!  Going back down the Bunker till they name somebody

Well quite, but what have those songs and Clive's band got to do with trains?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: mr woo on May 16, 2012, 10:10:31 PM
Has anyone used the one about Given coming off the line yet?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: UK Redsox on May 16, 2012, 10:20:59 PM
Well I for one am in favour of the extra railway line. Its another chance to meet Iggy Pop and David Bowie.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: DeKuip on May 17, 2012, 12:14:06 AM
I was hoping for new coaches and a fast passing ball game at Bodymoor Heath.

Not new coaches passing a ball game fast!
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Brend'Watkins on May 17, 2012, 08:39:36 AM
Can't see the pont of it really as we have already witnessed Emule train...

EMule train, yeah, yeah.
EMule train: trppetty-flopping over hill and plain.
Seems as how he’ll never stop.
Trippetty-flop, trippetty-flop, trippetty, trippetty,
trippetty, trippetty, trippetty-flopping along.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on May 17, 2012, 08:51:39 AM
My head hurts.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Dave Javu on May 17, 2012, 09:28:58 AM
The person who came up with this idea ought to get the bullet.
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Brend'Watkins on May 17, 2012, 09:42:13 AM
I've heard that The General is steaming about this?
Title: Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
Post by: Dave Javu on May 17, 2012, 10:05:06 AM
Those puns are the only worthwhile thing published about HS2. Nothing else about it makes any sense at all.  Support http://stophs2.org/

Yes, we need to express our opposition.
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