Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: john e on May 13, 2012, 12:09:52 PM
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today mine would be -
Villa Win
Mcleish says goodbye after the final whistle
Man City win the league
Bolton win and QPR get relegated
Newcastle edge out Spurs for 4 th spot
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McLeish is taken away by Aliens to the far side of the Universe 5 minutes before the match.
Villa win 100-0.
Man City win the league.
Bolton are relegated.
Arsenal 3rd.
Newcastle get 4th.
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Chipsticks, just seen your post on other games thread, great minds and all that.
It would be extra special if Man City scored the winner in the 96th minuet of injury time while Utd were 5 Nill up at Sunderland
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Chipsticks, just seen your post on other games thread, great minds and all that.
;)
I may as well post it again:
Champions: Man City
Relegated: QPR
3rd place: Newcastle
4th place: Arsenal
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Villa win then McLeish is sacked after the game.
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McLeish quits after the game because of his commitment to the new Shrek movie and Villa win!
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Mcleish leaves Aston Villa, that is all I'm fussed about.
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Villa win, McShit gone, Small Heath bust, Thatcher dead. Hope not with the last one though, I'm on the wagon for a month.
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McLeish leaves having been tapped up by Coventry who end up paying us 'compensation'.
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Alex McLeish is fired - out of a high calibre cannon. He cruises through the air for hundreds of miles and lands squarely on Alex Ferguson's head, hammering him into the ground up to the neck, like a tent peg. The Sunderland groundsman refuses to dig Ferguson out, so it is agreed that he becomes Sunderland manager for next season. MON takes the Blues job, just as they go into administration. They are docked points and he takes them into the lower divisions never to return.
And Villa win.
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Alex McLeish is fired - out of a high calibre cannon. He cruises through the air for hundreds of miles and lands squarely on Alex Ferguson's head, hammering him into the ground up to the neck, like a tent peg. The Sunderland groundsman refuses to dig Ferguson out, so it is agreed that he becomes Sunderland manager for next season. MON takes the Blues job, just as they go into administration. They are docked points and he takes them into the lower divisions never to return.
And Villa win.
That's Carlsberg!!
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Villa win and Heskey scores (if he is playing)
Man City win the league (a house on my road have city flags all over it)
Bolton go down
Spurs and Arsenal for champions league
McLeish is fired
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Villa win
Champions: Man City
Relegated: QPR
3rd place: Arsenal
4th place: Newcastle
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Alex McLeish is fired - out of a high calibre cannon. He cruises through the air for hundreds of miles and lands squarely on Alex Ferguson's head, hammering him into the ground up to the neck, like a tent peg
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I'd be quite happy to see him get a job just 4 miles away.
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Villa win.
Lerner announces he's sold up to a consortium headed by Carlos Helu, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
Mcleish facing a Hague tribunal for crimes against football.
Guardiola decides that B6 is the place for him, and brings Messi with him.
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Villa win
Man Utd win title - purely for the comedy factor expecially fi it is a Howard Webb header in the 109th minute
Newcastle finish 3rd
Arsenal 4th
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Villa win.
Lerner announces he's sold up to a consortium headed by Carlos Helu, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
Mcleish facing a Hague tribunal for crimes against football.
Guardiola decides that B6 is the place for him, and brings Messi with him.
That's a better Carlsberg!
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today mine would be -
Villa Win
Mcleish says goodbye after the final whistle
Man City win the league
Bolton win and QPR get relegated
Newcastle edge out Spurs for 4 th spot
This, with our win being a feast of free flowing football, Bannan running the game, Gardner coming off the bench to score a screamer and a dazzling 25 minute cameo from Carruthers. Clark to keep Holt firmly in his pocket all game.
I can dream . . .
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Alex McLeish is fired - out of a high calibre cannon. He cruises through the air for hundreds of miles and lands squarely on Alex Ferguson's head, hammering him into the ground up to the neck, like a tent peg. The Sunderland groundsman refuses to dig Ferguson out, so it is agreed that he becomes Sunderland manager for next season. MON takes the Blues job, just as they go into administration. They are docked points and he takes them into the lower divisions never to return.
And Villa win.
That's Carlsberg!!
meanwhile at the smallheath shit tip a world war 2 bomb explodes and demolishes the ground with amazingly nobody hurt ;)
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Villa win 6-0.
Heskey scores a screamer on his way to the perfect hat-trick.
AM leaves in such a way that it costs us no more money.
City win the title thanks to a goal in the 8th minute of injury time despite the game having no stoppages.
Bolton are relegated.
Luis Suarez is banned from football for life because he's a goofy twonk.
Rhianna & Mila Kunis knock on my door needing help as their car broke down outside. They decide to stay for a few days by way of thanks for the aforementioned help.
Newcastle make the top 4.
Stuart Downing does the worlds biggest shart during the game.
Ashley Young is sent off for diving.
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Villa win 0-5 then the players rush over and de-bag AM then kick his fat flabby arse all over Carrow Road
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Surprised so many want City to win the league. I want them the fuck away from our placing in the honours list for as long as possible. Come on QPR.
Although I do concede Owen Coyle is a man of far more impregnable virtue than "Sparky".
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I agree with eamonn.
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I'm in a minority of wanting Man City to fuck it up.
The arse that recently made me redundant is a new breed City fan and I'd love it (said in the Keegan style) if they got beat by QPR today.
Normally wouldn't give a toss in such matters, but a bit of sour grapes on my part!!
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I'm in a minority of wanting Man City to fuck it up.
I have no idea why anyone wants to see Man City and all their ridiculous oil money win the league. I too hope they fuck it up. If they win it today then it truly is a sad day for football in my opinion.
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Villa to win.
City to win league by losing at home to QPR. Utd lose to Sunderland with the last kick of the game with a goal that didn't fully cross the line.
Newcastle to get 4th spot.
Bolton to go down
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I'm in a minority of wanting Man City to fuck it up.
I have no idea why anyone wants to see Man City and all their ridiculous oil money win the league. I too hope they fuck it up. If they win it today then it truly is a sad day for football in my opinion.
maybe when they have dominated football in this country for 20 odd years and won 44 trophies in 25 years, and been riding the massivist glory train with half the country and his wife,
then i might feel the same way about them as i do about Man Utd
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I'm in a minority of wanting Man City to fuck it up.
I have no idea why anyone wants to see Man City and all their ridiculous oil money win the league. I too hope they fuck it up. If they win it today then it truly is a sad day for football in my opinion.
Not a sad day at all. The cheque book has bought the title long before Man City got lucky. Their cheque book has far more cheques than others currently.
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today mine would be -
Villa Win
Mcleish says goodbye after the final whistle
Man City win the league
Bolton win and QPR get relegated
Newcastle edge out Spurs for 4 th spot
That would be about perfect for me, although I would like it to come about through City drawing, United then winning until the 97th minutes, when John O'Shea and Wes Brown combine to give Sunderland an equaliser.
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i dont buy this romantic notion that Man U and Liverpool earned their league titles without money playing its part where as Chelsea and Man City just bought it all to win theirs . the biggest clubs have always spent the most £ and generally won the most leagues. I dont like any of them
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i dont buy this romantic notion that Man U and Liverpool earned their league titles without money playing its part where as Chelsea and Man City just bought it all to win theirs . the biggest clubs have always spent the most £ and generally won the most leagues. I dont like any of them
you can add Blackburn to that list as well...........
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I'm in a minority of wanting Man City to fuck it up.
I have no idea why anyone wants to see Man City and all their ridiculous oil money win the league. I too hope they fuck it up. If they win it today then it truly is a sad day for football in my opinion.
The only reason I want them to win , is to show the farce football has become and needs sorting out quick . as they will win it 10 times in a row now.
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Mcleish resigns, NOW.
The current team lineup then includes more than two offensive players. We beat Norwich soundly.
Man city are drawing with two minutes left, Man u are 2 down. The Man city fans are in fancy dress and being as cocky as they could possibly be.~~~~~~~ Meanwhile in Sunderland 8 extra minutes are being played. You all know what happens next, cue pictures of crying Man city fans. Oh the joy :-).
QPR get relegated.
That would do for me.
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Having seen the team . I wish he wold fuck off before kick off.
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i dont buy this romantic notion that Man U and Liverpool earned their league titles without money playing its part where as Chelsea and Man City just bought it all to win theirs . the biggest clubs have always spent the most £ and generally won the most leagues. I dont like any of them
i dislike Liverpool more than any other club in the prem, but who was there Abramovich or oil billionares when they were succsesful ? same with Man Utd ?
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i dont buy this romantic notion that Man U and Liverpool earned their league titles without money playing its part where as Chelsea and Man City just bought it all to win theirs . the biggest clubs have always spent the most £ and generally won the most leagues. I dont like any of them
i dislike Liverpool more than any other club in the prem, but who was there Abramovich or oil billionares when they were succsesful ? same with Man Utd ?
Maybe that's why Liverpool haven't won the Prem. Man United had a successful intake of youth players in the early 90's that went a long way to helping them succeed. (Beckham, Giggs, Scholes, the Nevilles, Butt etc..) Man City have purely bought the title, a la Chelsea and Blackburn.
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i dont buy this romantic notion that Man U and Liverpool earned their league titles without money playing its part where as Chelsea and Man City just bought it all to win theirs . the biggest clubs have always spent the most £ and generally won the most leagues. I dont like any of them
i dislike Liverpool more than any other club in the prem, but who was there Abramovich or oil billionares when they were succsesful ? same with Man Utd ?
i know what you are saying ,but to a lesser scale Liverpool had the Littlewoods famiy and Utd the Edwards family behind them with alot of money bankrolling success. Now Oil money has come in and moved the power and speeded up the process
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McLeish getting the sack. That is all.
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i dont buy this romantic notion that Man U and Liverpool earned their league titles without money playing its part where as Chelsea and Man City just bought it all to win theirs . the biggest clubs have always spent the most £ and generally won the most leagues. I dont like any of them
i dislike Liverpool more than any other club in the prem, but who was there Abramovich or oil billionares when they were succsesful ? same with Man Utd ?
Maybe that's why Liverpool haven't won the Prem. Man United had a successful intake of youth players in the early 90's that went a long way to helping them succeed. (Beckham, Giggs, Scholes, the Nevilles, Butt etc..) Man City have purely bought the title, a la Chelsea and Blackburn.
Man U also spent money in that period and city now have Harte and Richards in there team from youth
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Villa to win.
McLeish to go.
Lewis Hamilton to win the Spanish Grand Prix from the back of the grid.
Citeh to lose to QPR and Manure to be lose in the 98th minute with a Scholes OG. Ferguson to head butt Howard Webb and Manure docked 20 points and relegated two divisions for a mass assault on the Sunderland manager.
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A flock of extremist owls called Owl-Qaeda declare jihad on cowardly shithouse turncoat pricks, fly into the Stadium Of Light, and peck O'Neill's silly little twattish face off.
He then fails to turn up for after-match press conference because he hasn't got a face, resulting in a massive fine from the FA and a lifetime managerial ban.
Oh and Villa win 3-0.
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McLeish sacked, Villa Win, Man City win, Bolton relegated
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Chipsticks, just seen your post on other games thread, great minds and all that.
It would be extra special if Man City scored the winner in the 96th minuet of injury time while Utd were 5 Nill up at Sunderland
Wasnt a million miles away!!!
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Man U also spent money in that period and city now have Harte and Richards in there team from youth
Harte was signed from Shrewsbury, United turned him down.
It's been about money for the last 20 odd years but the way perennially in the shadows Man City who hadn't won anything for decades have bought success so quickly and shamelessly just crystallises how much football has moved from being a sport to a business.
Still, happy for Les Battersby I suppose.
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McLeish sacked, Villa Win, Man City win, Bolton relegated
2 out of 3, and all that...
Guess it was too much to expect us to win today.
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Two injury time goals deny United the title. Karma can be a bitch sometimes.
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The only perfect way to end today is for Randy to act swiftly and to sack the current Manager of Aston Villa.
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The only perfect way to end today is for Randy to act swiftly and to sack the current Manager of Aston Villa.
I will give him til the close of play tomorrow to pull the trigger.