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Title: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Locko on April 22, 2012, 01:23:18 PM
Can anyone name a business, where after major investment there is no major improvement, or as in Villa's case arguably there has been regression. Can there be an end to the myth RL is a businessman. The reality is he's inherited Daddy's fortune and through a succession of impulse purchases followed by boneheaded business decisions is pudding it away. Personally I wish he'd find a buyer and scoot. Like all rich kids he's bored and gone back to his favourite toy the Browns[float=right](http://)[/
Lerner out and take McGinge with ya....
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: TheMitaCopier on April 22, 2012, 01:40:43 PM
i think the cleveland browns are even worse than us! the fact that he doesn't speak annoys me.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Louzie0 on April 22, 2012, 01:49:56 PM
Perhaps you've missed the threads called -

Time for Randy to go
Are we in denial
Are we going down
Does relegation beckon
the future of VP
the future of PaulF
a letter to paul F
The future of Hercules
the future of McLeish
Time for them to go
Takeover at VP
Who would be better than Randy/Paul/McLeish at running a whelk stall

and hundreds of comments like the above on pre and post-match threads over the last few months.

But clearly you feel that another one is needed.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Stu on April 22, 2012, 01:52:32 PM
In before lock.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Pete3206 on April 22, 2012, 01:55:26 PM
Locko, locked
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: VillaAlways on April 22, 2012, 01:57:31 PM
Perhaps you've missed the threads called -

Time for Randy to go
Are we in denial
Are we going down
Does relegation beckon
the future of VP
the future of PaulF
a letter to paul F
The future of Hercules
the future of McLeish
Time for them to go
Takeover at VP
Who would be better than Randy/Paul/McLeish at running a whelk stall

and hundreds of comments like the above on pre and post-match threads over the last few months.

But clearly you feel that another one is needed.

Brill
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Bad English on April 22, 2012, 02:09:25 PM
Can anyone name a business, where after major investment there is no major improvement
Woolworths?
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Bad English on April 22, 2012, 02:10:05 PM
No, hang on, KFC.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: woody4866 on April 22, 2012, 02:18:31 PM
RL & PF coulnt run a bath without scalding themselves IMO
I`m nearly(only nearly mind), wishing we had Sir Doug back
At least he wouldnt have let all this bollox happen in the 1st place
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Louzie0 on April 22, 2012, 02:20:39 PM
oh god.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Dave Javu on April 22, 2012, 02:22:55 PM
RBS/NatWest.

Many 10's of billions later and they're still shit.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: richardhubbard on April 22, 2012, 03:46:01 PM
Game , British airways?
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 22, 2012, 03:55:48 PM
I respect the way he has run the club, and sometimes it is better the devil you know.  The problem is that post-MON his lack of football knowledge has been shown up, before then he didn't really have that many big decissions to make.

I respect him, but I think the next couple of seasons could be key in defining how Lerner is rememberd as Villa chairman.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Trinitymiddle on April 22, 2012, 03:59:43 PM
There has been an improvement - we're one place higher than we were when he bought us, and £300m odd down.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Dante Lavelli on April 22, 2012, 04:01:11 PM
HMV
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Louzie0 on April 22, 2012, 04:02:27 PM
Enron
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Dante Lavelli on April 22, 2012, 04:02:58 PM
Northern Rock, or were they just allowed to go bust I can’t remember.
But as above RBS have definitely been given shed loads of money and I don’t think they’ve improved.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Legion on April 22, 2012, 04:03:00 PM
Focus DIY
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Legion on April 22, 2012, 04:04:07 PM
Take your pick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_business_failures)
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 22, 2012, 04:04:43 PM
Halfords!
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 22, 2012, 04:04:58 PM
Take your pick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_business_failures)

How many of those did you and your ancestors invest in?
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Dante Lavelli on April 22, 2012, 04:06:58 PM
The British motor industry generally.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Nastylee on April 22, 2012, 04:09:25 PM
WH Smiths have got to be close to folding.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Stu on April 22, 2012, 04:11:22 PM
WH Smiths have got to be close to folding.

I hope not, they've got the only postbox in the centre of Coventry.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 22, 2012, 04:11:55 PM
WH Smiths have got to be close to folding.

They're opening in Star City, which has got the be the daftest decision ever.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Stu on April 22, 2012, 04:13:15 PM
WH Smiths have got to be close to folding.

They're opening in Star City, which has got the be the daftest decision ever.

Not really?
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 22, 2012, 04:35:15 PM
Take your pick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_business_failures)

Take Your Pick !
Hosted by Michael Miles, with Bob Danvers Walker. Even as a very young kid I could tell he was a more decent type than that caddish vainglorious smarmy shit Hughie Green.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Lambert and Payne on April 22, 2012, 04:38:34 PM
Portsmouth FC
Rangers FC
Port Vale FC
Small Heath FC

Any others?
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 22, 2012, 04:39:53 PM
WH Smiths have got to be close to folding.

I hope not, they've got the only postbox in the centre of Coventry.


I am sure they will move the post box into a pound shop or a charity shop
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 22, 2012, 04:58:42 PM
Liverpool FC
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: James on April 22, 2012, 05:25:21 PM
WH Smiths have got to be close to folding.

I hope not, they've got the only postbox in the centre of Coventry.

I wouldn't worry about it, last I heard Coventry was closing anyway!  ;)
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Mister E on April 22, 2012, 06:02:08 PM
Back to the topic: in my experience, one of the characteristics of a great business person is their selection of appropriate 'lieutenants'. In Randy's case, he has failed to put onto his team a football afficianado who could have helped him to navigate his way through his biggest decisions.
The big decisions? - well, you know what they are; in each of them, he's dropped a goolie.

Time for him to man up, accept the mistakes he's made and draft in some new lieutenants.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Dave Clark Five on April 22, 2012, 06:05:19 PM
Take your pick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_business_failures)

Take Your Pick !
Hosted by Michael Miles, with Bob Danvers Walker. Even as a very young kid I could tell he was a more decent type than that caddish vainglorious smarmy shit Hughie Green.

http://youtu.be/irg29je8G8k
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Louzie0 on April 22, 2012, 06:16:45 PM
Then there was the Nederlandische Automobiel en Vliegtuigfabriek Trompenburg.  Inept?  made Ronald McDonald look like Masterchef.  (Something else in there about cooking the books, probably.)
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Ron Manager on April 22, 2012, 06:18:31 PM
Take your pick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_business_failures)

Take Your Pick !
Hosted by Michael Miles, with Bob Danvers Walker. Even as a very young kid I could tell he was a more decent type than that caddish vainglorious smarmy shit Hughie Green.

And a tremendous conk  just like Albrighton! and Alec Dane on the gong in the yes no interlude

Michael Miles...Are you going to resign Alex
Alex McCleish......No!
Alec Dane  Gooooooooong!
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 22, 2012, 06:37:30 PM
"Caddish and vainglorious". I'd like that for an epitaph.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 22, 2012, 06:56:41 PM
"Caddish and vainglorious". I'd like that for an epitaph.

You have to do something like shagging Paula Yates Mum behind`The Bishops` back to get an epitaph like that.
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: Ron Manager on April 22, 2012, 07:05:36 PM
I first suspected there was something not quite right about Paula Yates when I heard her say on The Tube

"and I mean that most sincerely Jools."
Title: Re: The ineptitude of Lerner
Post by: steffo on April 22, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
As Gerald Ratner said - 'no one questioned my decisions'
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