Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Steve R on April 17, 2012, 06:42:36 PM
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Who does this ginger fuckwit think he is?
It's not as if he's a real lion. I think he should be sacked.
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I agree. He is single handedly to blame for this season.
Promote Bella until the end of the season and bring in Captain Canary or Cyril the Swan in for next season.
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Bella is even worse.
Watch next time you see Hercules waving at the fans before kick off. She just sits there with a vacant look on her fat face.
Fucking joke, the pair of them.
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Are their offspring still around?
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Are their offspring still around?
I think Madonna adopted them.
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Are their offspring still around?
I think Madonna adopted them.
You're wrong, I think they were hoovered up by Brangelina as they toured the world picking up kids for their expanding child zoo.
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Got the wrong ginger fuckwit at first-you mean the mascot?
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Ding ding ding ding ding.
Who had 6th post in the sweep stake?
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Both Hercules and Bellamy have Been an embarrassment fr a long time.
Neither of them have any idea how to big up a crowd, they just amble round waving and trying to look like they know what they are doing.
They have failed miserably in there prime goal of entertaining the crowd and was it not for there huge compensation packages I'm sure that we would have seen the back of them along time ago.
Lerner just can't see what's going wrong with them! We need to sack them and fast!
And dont get me started on Chip! What's the bloody batman utility belt all about? Wankers the lot of em!
We need a real mascot! Hercules out before it's too late!
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We need to head-hunt Swifty from the Saddlers.
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Come on give him a chance, I actually quite like him. He's trying hard to adapt to a big club. He's a nice guy and has a brave heart. He has also had a lot of bad luck this season. His kids are also trying their best and have being thrown into the deep end.
Give him until the summer to get the act together and make a judgment at Christmas. If no good we can send him to the zoo in Dudley.
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Hercucun...
...you get the idea.
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Herclueless.
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...and Bellend.
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Hercucun...
...you get the idea.
I'm surprised Randy has'nt tried poaching Beau Brummie.
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Come on give him a chance, I actually quite like him. He's trying hard to adapt to a big club. He's a nice guy and has a brave heart. He has also had a lot of bad luck this season. His kids are also trying their best and have being thrown into the deep end.
Give him until the summer to get the act together and make a judgment at Christmas. If no good we can send him to the zoo in Dudley.
we dont want him, he wouldn't fit into our pride
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Do I remember many years ago, the two mascots getting married on the pitch before some other 'bad' mascot tried to steal her and a chase around the pitch ensued? Or can I blame it on some particularly powerful disco biscuits I may have had the night before?
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I have never seen Hercules and Dave Chance in the same room together. Coincidence? I think not.
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Do I remember many years ago, the two mascots getting married on the pitch before some other 'bad' mascot tried to steal her and a chase around the pitch ensued? Or can I blame it on some particularly powerful disco biscuits I may have had the night before?
No, that did happen.
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Do I remember many years ago, the two mascots getting married on the pitch before some other 'bad' mascot tried to steal her and a chase around the pitch ensued? Or can I blame it on some particularly powerful disco biscuits I may have had the night before?
No, that did happen.
im sure that was either wba in the fa cup in 2000 or liverpool around the same year, i remember being sat in the holte through it all. im pretty sure it was liverpool tho
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I have no truck with these modern new fangled mascots dressed in furry clothes going round patting our junior followers on their heads and gawping at their claret and blue painted faces. When I was a kid at Villa Park I didnt need a mascot coming round and my Dad taking a picture. I had a rattle and rosette, later I had a thin silk scarf which had to keep me warm at wintry games in January. I can put up with Sky taking over the game and paying £45 for away games but these mascots having been pissing me off too long - Sack them now !
Oh, and while we are about it if we do want some sort of iconic image to worship which contains all that the institution known as Aston Villa Football Club represents then bring back The Villa Villain !
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71039_52305304527_8178224_n.jpg)
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I have no truck with these modern new fangled mascots dressed in furry clothes going round patting our junior followers on their heads and gawping at their claret and blue painted faces. When I was a kid at Villa Park I didnt need a mascot coming round and my Dad taking a picture. I had a rattle and rosette, later I had a thin silk scarf which had to keep me warm at wintry games in January. I can put up with Sky taking over the game and paying £45 for away games but these mascots having been pissing me off too long - Sack them now !
Oh, and while we are about it if we do want some sort of iconic image to worship which contains all that the institution known as Aston Villa Football Club represents then bring back The Villa Villain !
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71039_52305304527_8178224_n.jpg)
I've still got him on my key ring. These modern mascots are just big pussies. (Am I allowed to say that?)
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Would you say it to his face?
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Would you say it to his face?
Yes. Rip his mask off. He's not Kendo bloody Nagasaki.
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He was 'the weatherman', once.
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Would you say it to his face?
Could I say that to Bella or have I got the wrong thread?
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He was 'the weatherman', once.
Well, that's not going to give me damp patches in the south is it!
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Could be worse http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/607/darkie.jpg/
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Bella? I would...
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Do I remember many years ago, the two mascots getting married on the pitch before some other 'bad' mascot tried to steal her and a chase around the pitch ensued? Or can I blame it on some particularly powerful disco biscuits I may have had the night before?
No, that did happen.
Only two half-times stick in my memory. The lion wedding and the fall of Santa.
What happened to the old lion that gave Bella away ?
All we get now is the hamster-ball racing
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Bella? I would...
Certainly got her figure back quick after the arrival of Chip.
However, I do worry that underneath that curvy costume is a hairy bloke called Terry
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Bella? I would...
Certainly got her figure back quick after the arrival of Chip.
However, I do worry that underneath that curvy costume is a hairy bloke called Terry
Homophobe.
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Never liked Hercules.
Always thought he was a big head.
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Bella is even worse.
Watch next time you see Hercules waving at the fans before kick off. She just sits there with a vacant look on her fat face.
Fucking joke, the pair of them.
She's got a nice butt though ;D
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I think Hercules faith should mirror that of the wild whereby a more powerful lion comes in, fights him to the death kills all the cubs in the pride then sets about giving Bella a good seeing too for a few weeks thus allowing a stronger gene pool to take over long term.
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We should try that down the Blues.
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Bella? I would...
Certainly got her figure back quick after the arrival of Chip.
However, I do worry that underneath that curvy costume is a hairy bloke called Terry
So long as the suit stays on and she bends over...
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What happens if, after this orgy of Hercules torture, he morphs into Lion-O and kills us all? Perhaps we should just leave well alone
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What happens if, after this orgy of Hercules torture, he morphs into Lion-O and kills us all? Perhaps we should just leave well alone
We can call for She-Ra
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Has anyone noticed that the more we see of Hurcules the less we see of Mr Lerner???
Are they the same person??????
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Hercucun...
...you get the idea.
I'm surprised Randy has'nt tried poaching Beau Brummie.
Could we afford the compensation?
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get the bird in who got her bangers out, as keith lemon would say bang tidy